* prought the cosmetic company very A - sf £ & 4 proposals of marriage to the girl, da pos o- + -ture, and, though this was but a frac- . _asistant was decidedly pretty, and as of the corporation, insisted that she be EIS Bellefonte, Pa., February 12, AN OLD VALENTINE. In a tittle district school house Overrun with grapevines wild, Set two children close together Who behind their lessons smiled At each other, and the elder, He a littl2 boy of ten, ‘With a happy in~piration Seiz'd his paper and his pen. And the little girl divining He did not want her to see: Tarned attention undivided To the puzzling three times three. Soon a touch upon her shoulder Made her turn het pretty head, In her hand was thrust a paper; “It's for yoa," he whisperiog said. And inside this folded missive Were two shaky hearts in bine, And beneath in ehildish writing, “Sugar 's sweet and xo are you." Fifty years have passed so swiftly S.nee that February day, * That the little maid remembers ‘Though her hair is turniog gray. ~ By Margaret E. Sangster, Jr. (age 13) ———————————— WHEN ADVERTISING PAID. [By Edith Bowman] “Phat's what 1 call some package” cried Hosmer proudly as he held aloft a round meta! package decorated with a smiling face which was sandwiched between the legend “You can smile—if you use Dentola.” “It is pretty,” conceded the head of the firm as he took the can into his fands and inspected it more carefully. “gome actress, isn't it? Her face seems familiar.” “Actress nothing,” was the contemp- tuous retort. Hosmer could afford to De flippant when he scored a success. so Phat's the little typewriter over In the shipping room. I caught her smil- tng like that one day, and it made a ait with me. I invented the powder to go with it. It's the old ‘Saponica,’ with a little carmine put in to make it look different. I tell you, Mr. Powers, fn a week that Dentola girl will be known all over the country, and the sales—well, I'll be around for a raise fn salary In about five weeks.” Powers smiled and nodded. Hosmer Bad a regular scale of self praise. When he suggested that the firm owed fim a hat for an idea it was only an ordinary hit. The hint that he lunched about 2 o'clock was a sign that he had greater confidence in an idea. The 3ast time that Hosmer had announced that he was worth a raise In salary was when he had Introduced *“sun- burn cream” which eventually had mearly a quarter million. Dentola seemed destined to enjoy a more permanent success. ‘Within two months the Dentola girl smiled upon the entire nation. Even in the tiny hamlets Dentola placards adorned the general stores. The Dentola girl smiled life size upon the city throngs, and more than fe size she beamed at train tired travelers along the trunk lines. Vaughn, the head of the shipping de- partment, was rather vexed over the dncident. He had supposed that the pleture was merely to be used to deco- rate the cans of powder. It became something of a nuisance when visitors to the model factory of the cosmetic company insisted upon seeing the original of “Miss Dentola.” Vaughn, resentful of the admiring glances of the masculine visitors, pro- tested to Hosmer, “It's all a part of the campaign,” de- elared the sales expert, with a laugh. *fiss Dentola is the best saleswoman that ever was. We sold more than a million boxes last month, and the or- ders are still piling in. 1 tell you, Hen. it pays to advertise when you adver- tise right.” “Sure.” assented Vaughn, “but you're overdoing it. We wanted to sell the tooth powder, not to bring people to the factory to see Miss Dentola. There was a chap in yesterday who said he had seen the pyramids and the Sphinx and the tower of Pisa and all the other show spots of Europe, but he felt he couldn't go back to Montana until he'd seen Miss Dentola. By the way he fooked at her I guess he would have 1iked to take her back to Montana with him. He's only one. There's hun- dreds. It's all Miss Pryor can do to keep her work up.” “I'll take her over in my depart ment,” offered Hosmer, with suspicious readiness. Vaughn shook his head. “She would have to learn an entire- ly new line of work,” he objected. “She knows the shipping game now. Tet her stay. even if your ads. are a nuisance and worse.” “But 1 think she ought to be in my department.” urged Hosmer. “It is in the advertising end that people would expect to find her.” “You get out of here,” demanded Vaughn, half in friendliness and half very much in earnest. He bad had Minnie Pryor in his department for more than two years and had given her scarcely a look until Hosmer had made her nationally famous, When men in Alaska began to send Vaughn began to realize that his as- -this knowledge came to Hosmer about -the same time there ensued a pretty zace for favor. Minnie Pryor, finding herself in de- mand for the first time, developed into +a beauty. So long as she had been merely Minnie Pryor, typist, she bad .gone her quiet way, but now Joseph Powers, president and practical owner given a royalty on the use of her ple tion of a penny per box, the generous becomingly for the first time in her narrow life, With the purchase of better clothes she had seemed to acquire that inde- finable charm which belongs to the woman who knows herself to be in de- mand. She did not develop what Hos- mer was wont to term “big head.” but she held herself well, and the apelo- getle little typist of the shipping room had become the belle of the cosmetic company's works. Hosmer had his room papered with ler pictures, and the more he saw them the more deeply in love with the original did he sink. Vaughn had but one of the posters in his office, for he did not need them with the girl herself bending her shapely head over the desk by the window, and he, too, was very much in love, In the office both men made the best use of their time, but once the closing time arrived Miss Pryor disappeared. Early In the campaign Powers had saggested that the liberal use of her face had rendered the girl rather con- spicuous, so the company paid for a carriage that took her to and from her work. At first Hosmer had approved the suggestion, but now he went to the other extreme, There was no chance to walk home with Miss Pryor, and his request for permission to call was met with a polite negative, He and Vaughn could only fight it out during office hours, and when Vaughn objected to Hosmer's contin- ned presence in the shipping depart- ment and asked Powers to give Hos- mer a hint to that effect the sales ex- pert retaliated by again reverting to his suggestion that Miss Pryor should be transferred to the sales office. The constant bickering could have but one effect. From surliness they passed to open warfare, and at last they brought the matter to the head of the firm. Each pleaded his case, and then they stood waiting the decision with an anxiety that showed plainly in their faces. Each felt that a victory with the chief would aid his fight, and the moments that passed after the case had been stated were painful to them both. Powers glanced slowly from one to the other, and his face broke into a smile. “You both say that you bave the right to Miss Pryor’s services,” he be- gan slowly. “I'm afraid that you will both have to hire other typists. Miss Pryor tells me that you both are—er— rather cordial to her. It seems that you, Vaughn, have suddenly discovered that you need Miss Pryor. Only a lit- tle while before the advertising cam- paign was started you told me that you should have to put on another girl, as Miss Pryor was willing, but slow. I fancy that the way out of this will be to get another Dentola girl and another typist for the shipping depart- ment.” “Phere's no reason for such drastic action!” cried Hosmer, but Powers only smiled again. “There is an excellent reason,” he sald slowly. “I am to marry Miss Pryor. She did me the honor to ac- cept me, and as soon as the Dentola eraze is forgotten we will be married. Meanwhile she has her royalty from the use of her picture, and she will not need her position. She would have told you this, Vaughn, had you waited until this afternoon.” Vaughn, too dazed to speak, turned and left the office, and Hosmer was about to follow when Powers detained bim with a word. “You sald that you would win a ralse on Dentola. and you have,” he sald kindly. “It pays to advertise, Paul.” “Yes, when you have something to sell,” agreed the expert, “but 1 was trying to sell Dentola, not Miss Den- tola. The next time I get out a good article I'm going to marry the original first and advertise afterward.” “Miss Pryor and myself are very grateful to you.” said Powers, with a cordial hand clasp, “and I hope that you find another Dentola. Paul.” “and I bet 1 won't Jose her to any other man,” was Hosmer's grim reply. Cretan Seals. Some of the greatest scholars have used thelr learning more as a weapon than a means of illumination. Pro- fessor Lewis Campbell's gentleness and courtesy may be Illustrated by the following true story: Some years ago he was in the chair at a meeting of the Hellenic society when Dr. Ar- thur Evans described the results of some of his first excavations in Crete. Among his finds were a number of seals and other relics showing traces of affinity with early Egyptian art. Discussion followed, in the course of which a venerable admiral. who had been present at the battle of Navarino. rose and said that he did not know whether he was in order, but he would like to state that in the year 1828, when he was cruising in the Levant, he saw a herd of seals off the coast of Crete—a sight which he had never seen before or since, The situation was delicate, but it was staved by the chairman, who rose immediately to express the thanks of the meeting to the admiral for his Interesting rem- iniscence. “Here,” he said, “we have another link with Egypt, for all of us must remember the story in the Odys- sey of Proteus and his herd of seals on the island near the mouth of the Nile.”—London Spectator, A Modest Request. “\y dear friend, 1 beg you to lend me $50,” wrote a needy man to an ac- quaintance, “and then forget me for- ever. I am not worthy to be remer- bered.”—Philippines Gossip. Where life is more terrible than death it is the truest valor to dare te fase of lithographs enabled her to dress] live.—Browne. Forty Years in Iowa. [Continued from last week. ] Dakota, Illinois, necessitated a ten days overland drive with a covered wagon, which proved to be a delightful outiog,and a kind of recreation that bas been relegated to the past. The early days of September are usually bracing and healthly, there being just enough tendency to frost at nighs, to give an exhiliratiog tinge to the atmos- phere, with Old Sol held in check juss sufficient to make a pleasant combination of day weatber. All day riding on a lom- ber wagon, the occupant taking advantage of the springs furnished by nature, avd at such a time of the year, seemed to be con- ducive to 8 ravenous appetite, and of the kind oor old time ‘‘colliers’ of the “Ridges’’ and mountain side hoisted, and the merning and evening repasts, under some tree by the i0adside, hoth smoked and partially cooked over a hole in the ground fire, was eaten and relished with no consideration of what the taste might be under more aristocratic conditions. Bridges over the Mississippi river were not as na- merous as today,and on arrival at the small village of Savannah, now quite a city and railroad center, we were up against a wait of halt a day for a hoas to ferry across, and a two mile ride for the first time on the great Father of Waters landed ns on Towa soil, near where the town of Sabula vow stands. A railroad was then in operation to Savannah, and preparations were then being made to push track layiog on the Iowa side during the winter, by first track- ing the bridge, which nature was expected to, and did provide, through its powerful agent, below zero weather. The river i perhaps a half mile wide, though the boat landings were much farther apart. The§Illinois side is generally given to low and in many places, wide marshy groundjwhile on the Towa side the surface is broken and rather on the biofl order, so that our route took us over some ‘‘Ridges’’ country for perbaps ten miles before we came upon thejhroad expansive Iowa prarie. Much of viiginiprarie sod lay in our way, yet a surprising sight to us were the ban- dreds ol acres of forests of green corn. Herds of cattle, everywhere, on the open wild prarie were passed, notil we finally drew]rein in east DesMoines, the afternoon of September 17th, 1869. At that time there wae juss one bridge across the Des- Moiues river for public travel. No not one —there had been, but one span bad fallen down, and we are therefore given the right to stand up to the ‘‘oldest seftler” and boast of having crossed the river the firs time on a ferry boat from the east Grand avenue landing. As against this one bridge, our former article gives it as eight, at the present time. The reader ie asked to refer to our first articlefand from that compare. The popu- lation was given (1869) as 12000 souls, domiciled] over an area two miles square, a brick capitol scarcely noticable, a small county court house, no postoffice building, po city ball, no jail or any other publie buildings ; but two railroads with small frame station buildings, about one mile of street railway from the court house to the eapitol, with one car accommodating twen- sy passengers, plying back and forth, drawn by one borse ; a small gas plant, doling out meagerly a kind of illuminating sub- stance at $4.00 per minute, just four times present prices ; no strees paving whatever. | Daring the period of spring aod tall rains, "the black loose ground of the drive ways readily absorbed the fallen water and when treated to the mixing process of all manner of wheels sod soon created a mortar bed of almass bottomless depth. At such times it was not. uncommon to see loaded wagousfand drays submerged to the hub, vehicles of every[description, some broken and damaged, all stuck fast and lef to be extrioated under a later dried up ocondi- tion. Lamentations and better denunciations against the city aothorities, made the life | of a mayor and alderman anything bat rosy, up to five years later, when cedar blocks obviated the difficulty that at these periods amounted to almost complete ob- struction of traffic. Astention, in some peculiar and sarcastic ways, was frequently directed to these muddy conditions. An enterprising liveryman with four stout horses, attached to a flat stoneboat, with some corn’and hay aboard, surmounted by | 8 banner with inscriptions thereon suitable $0 conditions,on several occasions traversed the principle thoroughfares, much to the dilectation of the sidewalk speotators—six public eohool buildings, valued at $20,000 One college, a female seminary, avd a busi. ness college—the latter recently established y the late Jos. JW. Mufiley, a native Cen- tre countian, supplied the meager home opportunities for advanced education. Eleven churches owned and ocoupied their own homes, though a number of them were of veryjordinary size and structure. Eight hotelsjfurnished accommodations for ‘‘man and beast,” about half the number being merely boarding houses. Four banking houses seemed to be sufficient to accom- modate the depositor and borrower. The reading public could add to ite gen- eral information by the use of five news- papers and periodicals, two dailies, one agricultural, one temperance and ove school journal. As the stock in trade forty years ago, and asa means of cornering and capturing the advertiser of today, the subsoription lists were not so openly heralded and ‘affidavit ed,’ as today, 80 we are unable to farnish a circulation comparison. The first news- paper established in DesMoines was the Towa Star,the first issue appearing in June, 1845. publication Tbe purchasing of a team of borses at gressing from a practically dead load to ite accommodated fourteen hundred pupils. | ee —————————————————————————————————————————— Perhaps the moss successfal and profita- ble newspaper venture is the agricultural . The Jowa Homestead, pro- owner of forty years ago, $0 a property worth over a ball million today. The postoffice receipts were $2000 per asuonom. Parks as places of recreation were not shonght of and had no place in oar vocabulary as such and it hasonly been within the past fifteen years that our pab- lic beanty spots were given any considera- tion. We found the fairs as then main- tained and conducted, to be not very much above the county fairs we bave attended at Milesburg and Bellefonte, avd it is the pur- pose further slong, to say something of the greatest agricultural exnosition of today, in the world. Much more might be pre- sented, as to this city, as we found is, but for the purpose of showing the advance- ment and growth, enoogh bas been given and we trust without encroaching on space or Siring the reader. After a restful visit of a few days with friends and relatives, the covered wagon, loaded with some necessary supplies, resumed its travel over the last twelve miles of its jonrney, aod to its des. tination, a 240 acre farm of improved Jowa prarie land and in she vicinity of which the writer spent fourteen years of toil, with | some school teaching during the winter | months as a diversion and exchequer replenishment. About she middle of Oo | tober (1860) the family, father, mother, | brothers and sisters arrived and we were | soon settled in a new home under condi- | tions all new and strange and =o entirely different, that could the writer have gotten | away, the finest eighty acres in the country would have been no inducement to remain, | #0 deeply seated was thas terrible ailment, | homesickness. The severing of ties of friendship of a nineteen yearling, who knew po hetter than to think shat everywhere | was as good and perbaps better shau the | Bald Eagle valley, transplanted to sor- | roundings aod social conditions entirely different, acquaintances, associates, and everything to make life agreeable, to be acquired and built up, will bave added an experience that only ‘‘he who runs may | know.” Iowa farms are of tracts compos- | ed of an acreage of which forty acres isa multiple—forty, eighty, one hundred and twenty aod so on, the smaller not being considered a paying venture for a man and two horses. A stout experienced man with three good horses, can plow, cultivate, and orib forty acres of corn, with no assistance. He can also raise, ready for the barvest twenty acres of wheat, ten acres of oats five acres of timothy, and by joining force with two or three like situated neighbors, with thie combined effort and use of im- | plements, put everything in she stack without a dollar of actual cash outlay ; yes, two men with four horses and the neces sary up-to-date farm tocls, can do a much better job, in thas one man's days way be prolonged, horses not over-worked, a better | return per acre, and a farm presenting the appearance of heing well tilled ; and three men, wish ten horses and good implements can well care for one hundred aod sixty acres with no farther outlay for extra help. A two larrow gang plow with four horses abreast, no stones, stumps or 100s, 8 qUAT- ter of a mile or more between turning points, tells the story of how much one man can accomplish per day and similar appli- oations of improved implements to almost all other parts of farm work, as cultivating two rows of corn with one tool drawn by three horses abreast invites the non-progres- | sive to stand up and take notice. The in- novation of improved farm machinery comes #0 thick and fast, that extravagance might he the term to apply rather than economy, according 80 a character kuown as Alex Smudge. He writes one of our farm papers, that **Art Bemus has gone and bought one of these yere manure spreaders on wheels. He is a gitten it into hws bed to do his work like some of these here rich high falatin ohaps. Next thing he'll be a pustin of swo spoon falls of sugar in his coffee avd a wearin of a nuther spender ; he's a spreadin of it on entirely too thick.” In the WATCHMAN jae to hand contain. ing the first series of these articles we are shocked to learn of the death of Hon. Harry Curtin,a shaw, a hoon companion of youthful days. He was indeed the ‘‘soul of honor and high-mindedness’’ and ‘‘one of the most companionable’ of young men. There were just two months acd eleven days difference in our ages. Good-bye to one more of my hest boyhood friends. 8. W. BAKER. Des Moines, Ia., Feb 5th, 1809. [To be continued.] We heard a man say the other morning that the abbreviation for February—Feb. —means Freeze every body, and that man looked frozen in his alster. It was ap- parent thas he needed the kind of warmth that stays, the warmth that reaches from head to foot, all over the body. We could bave told his from personal knowledge that Hood's lia gives permavent warmth, is invigorates the blood and speeds is along through and vein,and really fits men and women, and girls, to en- joy cold weather and resist the attacks of disease. It gives the right kind of warmth, stimulates and at the same time, and all its benefits are lasting. There may be a suggestion in this for you. —————————————— ——First Bioyole Crank—No, I never carry an extra ounce of weight on my wa- chine—not even a tool bag. Second Ditto—But sappose you break down on the road, and have no tools? First B. C.—Oh, that’s easily arranged. I carry them in my pookes. ———She—**] don’t see why a man drinks till he gets tight.” He—*‘I don't see why a woman laces $ill she gets tight, either.” The best coiffares aim at Greek and Roman styles for the hair. Something About Dakota. Fditor Walchman: I am going to write you a cold lester this week. I say that because it is about Dako- ta, for while I am writing one of the worst blizzards [ ever saw is raging without. The Dakotas-—Iland of wheat and wheat——to keep the wheels buoy turoing in the great mills at Minneapolis. How insiguificans the Phoenix and Thomas's in Bellefonte seem in comparison. The general lay of the country in the two Dakotas is alike, and the same may be said as to climate. Inthe western partof both you ges the Chinook winds from the Pacific, which mels she snow rapidly. In the southern part they raise corn, but it is liable to injury from late spring and also early fall frosts, but it is the boss | ba wheat, oats, barley and flax growing coun- try. East of the Missouri river the soil, gen- erally, is a deep, black loam, aud of course very rich. This is especially so in the great Jim River valley. West of the Mis- wouri it is more of an ash color, hut yields well too. Here is where the great Indian reservations are, hut each year these are diminishing and being thrown open to Homwesteaders, mostly at about six dollars per acre, The 1ailroads are penetrating this vast, new country, and towns springing up in all directions. The wants of she Indians increase as they mingle with the whites, and the way 0 gratify those wants is to ell more land to Uncle Sam, who gets his money back by selling to tae land hungry Homesteaders. The principal city in Soush Dakota is Sioux Falls, in the southeast corner of the state. Then Aberdeen, Mitchell, Yank- ton, Watertown, Deadwocd, Haron, ete. In North Dakota is first Fargo, then Grand Forks, Bismarck,Jawestown, Valley City, Mandan, ete. The wheat goes mostly to Daluth and Minneapolis, and I may say the same of the other products. 1 do nos think that I ever saw cattle and | sheep take on flesh as they do in these two States, The rainfall is ample, and well water is easily bad, while artesian wells or springs are quite numerous in the sonthern por- sion. Fael is high, but when she railroads reach the vast lignite coal fieids in the western portion of both States, the coss of this article will be materially reduced. The people are almost exclusively from the northern States, and north of Europe— Scandinavians. The Indians are on their reservations, and molest nobody,—their war spirit is broken, Educational facilities are on a par with other States. Taxes ate low. The laws are asgood and as well obeyed as in other northern States. The race problem does not exist bere,—negroes are as SCAICE AS Irishmen in Germany. As to the prices of farms, I will simply say tbat they sell for all they are worth,— and so of everything else. It is too far north fora variety of fruits. The summers are short and hos, while the winters are long and cold, —blizzards don's come often, but when they do come it is, “Oh, my." The famous gianite quarries of the north. wees are at Sioux Falls, Dell Rapids and vicinity. There is very fine raundstooe of various colors and in greeat quantities in the Black Hills, and also a fair grade of marble aud other varieties of stone. Commencing a short distance below Yankton and extending north along the Missouria river almont to Pierre, the state capital, shere is found in inexhaustible quantity, material to make the very fiuest Portland cement. Nataral gas is found at and around Pierre, and is used eetensively for fuel and for generating steam and electricity, bat its development is only in its infancy ae yet. The fact that there is no bouded state debs will account for the low tax rate, as stated above. The limit of the state tax is two mille on the dollar. They are grand, new States but the long cold winters and inabilisy to raise much frnit is in my humble opinion, objections to living there. Respectfully Yours, DANIEL MCBRIDE. Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Yon must bave a foundation before you can build a house. You must have a foun- dation before you can build up your health. The foundation of health is pure blood. To try to build up health by **doctoring’’ for vaplons of disease is like trying to build a by beginning at the chim- Begin at the foundation. Make pure and you will find that, are eliminated from the blood. ereign blood purilying remedy is Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. It has cured diseases pronounced incurable by physicians. It bas restored health to those who have absolutely despaired of re- covery. “Already Settled. Pastor—What are they moing to name your new twin brothers, Willy ? Willy—Thunder and Lightoing. Fustor--WHYs willy, you must be mis- Willy—Well, anyhow, that's what Pop called ‘em, when the norse brought ‘em in! A ——————————————— ——An Foglishman, newly returned from America, was asked il be had visited ——————————————— “Mr, Snag,’ said the doctor grave- ly, “I am afraid your wife's mind is gone.” “I am not surprised at thas,’ replied i en Dvn Jet aud ears, it wasn's a to start on, Sithor.” We, we A Historie Valentine, One dull, rainy day I discovered an in- looking time-worn valentine, bear ing the date “Febroary 14, 1777,” in old cabines. Grandmother's sat koisting before the fire- firelight dancing merrily on her shining veedles, and every now aud then softly lighting up ber kindly face and snow white hair. Dropping down ou the bearth rug before ber, I begged » story about the valentine I bad found. “That valentine was sent to yonr great- g ant Faith by Donald Went- worth,’ she no. *“‘My giand-mother was Faith's vister and I 11 tell you the story as she told it to me. “Gurls married very young in those days. Faith was sixteen when she was engaged to Dovald. Grandmother often said that few couples were better suited or ppier. *‘One day in Joly when Faith and Don- ald were making plans for she fature, word came that independence had been declared. Great Britain no longer ruled the colonies. But men and arms were needed to main- tain their freedom. “For a moment all was oonfasion and harry. Sool i¥e were hastily bidden. Aud then , accompanied by Faith's father and brothers, rode away to join Washington's army. While Faith, with mother aod sister, wasched —eyes dim— forged smiles— until they were gone from sight, “Bat with the men away twice as much work must be done by the women. Bo white my grandmother did twice her sbare ot york in ne Doves, Faith and her mother pie up the ropped by the men and hoed the corn. y “Is was iu Febrnary that Faith received thie valentine from Donald—the first she bad ever bad. Postage was expensive in those days and letters were seldom sens. *“The next September Donald fell in the battle at Brandywine Creek. “No, dearie, the grief did not kill Faith. Noun were built of stronger stuff in those ays. “Faith was 8 good and brave woman, sweetheart. Although she lived to be forty seven she never slighted a duty, and she woo the love of all whom she knew. *“When thearmy so needed gold, she gave her necklace—Donald’s gift—saying her country needed it more than she. Bat | what a eacrifice it was no homan being | ever knew. ‘Perhaps without such women as your | Rreat-great-great-annt Faith, the United | States might not have maintained its free- | com.” Out of the Ginger Jar. If a fool is out of his place anywhere on earth it is on a farm. The ali-around man tries to be equare with the world. Will some one please step forward and tell us what the see-saw? Are your harrow teeth aching out in suime snow-drifted lence corner? It so, why Blest is the man whose wish and care Is just to be happy anywhere, The men who try to hide their light are few, while those who seek to shine in the light of others are many. The kitcnen ange is not very large or imposing, bus it is a most 1mporiavs com- plement to the castle aud sheep range. The reason so many men are lounging about waiting for political plume, is be- oanse they are too lazy to raise plums of wy other ror. % i» ap apparent contradiction that while the grocer desires 10 take orders from everybody, he still insists upon doing quite as he pleases, A tempest in a teapot is a familiar phe- nomenon; but only those who live in the oyolone helt are permitted to observe a tea- pot in a tempest. While you are tinkering around at this season making things, make a few good resolutions and then stick to shem like a sand-baur to a sheep’e tail. Good nature is as Sontagiops as the mea- eles. Put on your best smile when you ges up in the morving and observe how every- body will grees yon with a sunny face. Little drops of water, little grains of sand, Make the mighty corn-fieids that cover all the land. “When I hear a man braggiog about hardships,’ said Uncle Remus, “I jost ask bim: Was he ever on topof a er mill and blown a hundred feet in the ait?" Too many men who before their marriage were always particular to ges out of the huggy and belp the yonng woman in, may be observed a few years after marriage sit- ting in the wagon while the good wife olambers in over the wheel as best she may. There ie something wrong when the mas is less thoughtful of his wife than he was of bis sweetheart.— Farm Journal. ——The paradoxical, not to say absurd, antics of Time were never more ge exemplified than in this matter of Val- entine, says Richard Le Gallienne in the February Delineator. Never was insul$ more whimsically added to injury than the arbitrary association of the stern ani slaughtered saint who fell martyred be- neath the clubs of the Emperor Claudius, $umewhete toward Sie dba of 3he 1hi0 oen- ry, joyous esnen festival whiob takes his name in a corded as ‘‘a man of exceptional chassis of oharacter,” — to be associated wi Ophelia’s beautiful, ribald, beart-breakiog song: And [a maid at your window To be your Valentine, and to be grossly libeled by Charles Lamb as “‘a rubiound priest of Hymen, attended with thousands and tens of thousands little loves’! The historical fast is that poor St. Valen- tine’s reputation as a saint was sacrificed to that astute pol of the Christian Church, which, finding the old pagan festivals too deeply rooted in the poprlar sentiment, changed their name to thas rl Soule Christian saint, and adopted them for own. Thus Valentine's Day was originally a feast of Februata Juno, and, on the night before, boys would draw the names of girls in order to divine who should be their sweethearts in the coming year. The Church frowned on this innocent game and ear a, sopra eart—w , it may so » game would somewhat languish. Yet, in til old pagan of playing the game has gone on un £24 £ ee