a Bellefonte, Pa., January 24, 1908. sm—— THE TOWN OF NOGOOD. My friend, have you heard of the town of Ne- good, On the banks of the River Slow, Where blooms the Waitawhile flower, fair, Where the Sometimeorother scents the air, And the soft Goeasies grow? It lies in the Valley of Whatstheuse, In the Province of Lettersiide. That Tiredfeeiing is native there, It's the home of the reckless Idonteare, Where the Giveitups abide, It stands at the bottom of Lazyhill, And is easy to reach, | declare. You've only to told up your hands and glide Down the slope of Weakwiil's toboggan slide To be landed quickly there, The town is as old as the human race, And it grows with the flight of years, It is wrapped in the fog of idlers dreams, Its streets are paved with discarded schemes, And sprinkled with useless tears. The Collegebred fool and the Richman's heir Are plentiful there, no doubt, The rest of its crowd are a motley crew, With every class except one in view— The Foolkiller is barred out. The town of Nogood is all hedged about By the mountains of Despair. No sentinel stands on its gloomy walls, No trumpet to battle and triumph calls, For cowards alone are there, My friend, from the dead-alive town Nogood If you would keep fur away, Just follow your duty through good and ill, Take this for your motto. “I can, I will.” And live up to it each day. THE LITTLE SISTER. Donald was a butler. He was also a man who all bis fifty years bad known and keps hie exact place as he saw it out of Scottish Presbyterian eyes. The unobtrusive dignity of his bearing showed that he felt and knew that others felt, that he was pars of his family. Service of this sort molds a wan rarely. It gives him a livery that cannot be made to order, and any one who bas eyes for it incieases in self-respect through recognizing what long and per- sonal service can make us all if we are will- ing. Just now he was glancing with disap: pointment at the table apon which he had ses the parlor lamp and carefally turved down the flame under its red shade. The table except for an ornament or two was empty. He went to one of the bookoases, and, kneeling hefore it, scanned in the haif-light the titles of the books. As he came upon the one he sought he gave a lit- tle grunt of expectation confirmed, snd taking out a volume of Tennyson he he. gan to tarp over the leaves, The book, however, opened natarally of itself at the page be wanted. Placing it so, upon the table, be gazed on it with reverent sender- ness. “Ei! wy dearmistress,’’ he mused aloud; ‘“‘an’ ye lefs it lyin’ open there when ye were called 10 the Palace o’ the King.” Sighing, he tarved, and with a far-away mind ran an habitual eye over the room. “Na, na,” be muttered, ‘‘there’s na troe came here since the mistress died. There's one thing ye cauna touch, McKenna.” His glauce wade the cirenit and came back agaiv to she open book on the table. * It's a sad hoose,” he muttered, ‘‘that bas no heid.”” He roased himself from his reverie and going to the closet took from it a bright-colored smoking jacket and placed it upon the back of the armchair drawn ap in front of the open fire. In doing so, bis foot touched an ohjecs under the chair and, stooping, he drew forth a child's knit worsted slipper. He pioked it ap tender- ly. “It’s a wee thing—"" he said—'‘a wee thing to be toddlin’ all alane I" Sighing again, he put the slipper into hie pocket and satisfying hiwself ouce more that the room was all in order, he was about to go. A suppressed snicker stopped him. It came from the direction of she ohair. - His mouth relaxed its seriousness as he crept toward it and looked over the back. There in its capacious leather depths hud- dled a little girl in her nightgown; her bair tambled about a face =o pink with merriment that it threatened disaster if it were kept in another moment. She was shaking with mirth, ‘“‘Aba! I catched ye,” he cried and ponuced upon her. Her laughter spouted ont in a breathy gurgle, seemingiy not a moment too soon. *“You are so fanny, Donald,” she bubbled, ‘‘when you matter to yourself ! I laughed inside till I almost burst my bead.” He eyed her with transparent sternness, ‘Miss Evelyn, what are ye doin’ there? I left ye in bed. Have ye no’ heen asleep yet?’ Evelyn shook her tumbled curls gleefully. Then soberiug her face, she spoke with plaintive pride : ‘*Not one single tiny bit. I just can’s go tosleep, Donald. And my room is so hig and dark.” She doubled her feet up under her, tailor-wise, and put more importance into her tove in anticipation of his protest. “I’m going to sit here and watch the fire.” ‘A pretty time o’ night, indeed, to be watchin’ the fire! We'll no’ have that. Come, dearie, let me carry ye up-stairs and tuck ye in.” Evelyn increased ber impressive air. ‘‘Bat I am nachaly wake ful. And when I'm wake-ful I can’t go tosleep without any one to sing to me. Mama always bad to sing me to sleep when I was wake-ful.” “I'd sing ye to sleep myself’, ’ said Donald grimly; “but Heaven knows ye’d be a log time awake. It wad be like an old corbie on the fenoce-rail croakin’ to a wee lambkin in the meadow.” He held out his arms. “‘Cuddle doon noo, and I'll give ye a free ride to Noddie Land.” **Ob, Douald,’’ coaxed the little girl ; ‘‘please let me stay here till Kenneth comes. I won't go to sleep. I'm really very, very wake-fol to night. And I want tosee him so much. And it's so awful late now, he’ll be home soon, won't he?" ‘‘I cavna say, dearie,” he said gently. ““There’s no tellin’ that. He doesna’ come in sae—"’ he moved asiep away uncom- fortably—‘‘sae regular.” Evelyn felt that she was gaining her olay by the mention of her brother's name. e bad bad her doubts about it before, but now she strategetically pursued she topio. ‘And I don’t see Kenneth at all any more, because I’m always in bed—or he is when I'm not as school. when I come home he’s gone. And to-night I know I sha’n’t go to sieep for hours and hours ! So Ishall jostsit here and see him when he comes in.’ She settled back pleasantly, aware that av assumption of careless cone fidence is often balf the battle. “Won't he be surprised ?'’ **To see you curled up sound asleep and ' ! eatehin’ your death o’ cold ! Bat it’s a sur- | prise he'll no’ get this night. Come now, my wee lassie I"’ He scooped her up sud- denly. "Please, please, Donald !"" she cried. “I'm pot sleepy a bit. I—" ““Tabe, ye wee beggar! The sandman "Il be snatchin’ ye in twenty winks. There ye go!” He hoisted her lightly to his shoulder in spite of her wriggling protes- tatione. ‘“‘And I'll sell ve all about the brownies and the gunidwife’s charn.”” “Oh, will you ?"’ cried Evelyn delighted. She made one trial more however, relapsing into plaintiveness. ‘‘But, I'm so wake “And how they ohurned the butter, Chug ! Chug ! Chug !"" went on Donald in a pleading tone. At each chug he took an artful step toward the door. ‘“To pay for the wee oakes she left on the hearth for them. Every time one took a nibble, the ithers pushed the churn handle doon, and then pulled is up again. Nibble chuggely ! Nibble chuggety ! And one o’' the brownies on the churu wad jump doon and the one at the cake wad clamber up And then it would hegin again. Nibble chuggety ! Nibble-chuggety !"’ and they wens out into the ball and up the stairs. A live coal dropped from the grate and soon afterwards the waotel clock struck ten. Left to itsell the room took on the well kept air of a hotel apartmentkeps ready for transient occupation. The batler was right. It was a room from which the per- ronality had departed. It was no longer a center of household life. There lay about it the subtle melancholy of a place which, created lovingly to be lived in,is now com- wisted to the orderly care of servants, A short while only was it left alove, however. For a young man, letting him- self iv at the street door and taking off hus overcoat in the ball, entered briskly. He was a good-looking, oleau-bhuilt fellow, wearing youth in a buoyant fashion, though with a suggestion of overdrawing upon his vitality. His fine-grained face bad begun to harden somewhet defiantly to diseipa- tion, and although the hardening was as yet but superficial, it marred a sensitive mouth and gleamed a little uneasily from a frank eye. He rubbed his hands together before the cheerful fire. ‘“‘Brrh I” he said aloud, “I'm nearly frozen.” Then as he tarned his back comfortably to it, he saw the smoking jacket spread out upon the arm- chair. “Good old Donald I" he thought as he took off his Tuxedo and pat it on. Is was really cozy in the pleasant room and he was glad he badn’t gone—after all, it was better than the other places. He shrugged his shoulders impatiently. How fiat all these things got after the first taste! the same old round, night afrer night; everything like everything else, —every- thing tiresome ! The butler came noiselessly into the room. Seeing the young man he gave an unconscious movement of surprise. ‘‘Ah, master Kenneth, you're home I" he said. Keuneth was quick to dicoern and resent its slight note of censure. ‘‘Well.”' said he with a touchiness only partially con- trolled, ‘don’t stand there as if 1t petrified you "” ‘Pardon me, sir,”’ answered the butler quietly, ‘I didoa look for ye so soon.” The hoy was a little ashamed of his irri- tability and the tone he found himself tak- ing, but the man's conciliatory respectful- ness anvoyed him. *‘I know well enongh,” be said shortly, ‘‘that I'm back earlier than uvsoal. Now that I am here, how- ever, let us hoth try to make the hest of is.” *‘Ye have no reason, Maister Kenneth,” said the butler withous raising his voice, ‘‘to speak to me io that way. I'm real glad to «ee you home again —at so guid an hoor.” “I shall come home when and as late as I please.” retorted Kenneth aggressively. Then, feeling that the man deserved to know his place, ‘‘Please to understand that. And make no comments on it in the fature.”’ ‘“Verra weel, verra weel,”” the other an- swered. ‘If onybody conld have prevent- ed ye, it wad hae heen done lang since.” ‘See here, Donald,’ hioke in the young man catching fire. ‘I'm no child. And I'm sick of this everlasting astitnde of yours. Don’t take it on yourself to con trol my behavior.” Donald’* mouth had settled grimly. ‘‘Maister Kenneth !I"’ he interposed with dignity. ; ‘Now listen to what I have to say,” Kenneth stopped him sharply. *'I don't forget yoar long service in this house or the position you hold here; but remember I am my own master, and you’ —— he broke off abashed at the crude end of his sentence. Then he added grofily, ‘Kindly bold your tongue in the future.” He torued ab: raptly to the fireplace and began to warm his hands. The butler did not move. He stood quietly facing his young master whove black forehead he could see in the mirror hefore him. Nor, when he spoke, was his voice lifted ahove its customary minor level, but the words came with a tremulous in- cisiveness that showed how much he was stirred. ‘*Maister Kenneth! I have held my tongne ower lang already. Ye forget your ain place when ye tell me I have for- got mine. Did I forget it night alter night when I was sitsin’ up to the peep o’ day, waitin’ for ye to come hame ? Did I forget it when I was doin’ my best to he the heid 0’ the hoose, an’ the real beid was carons- in’, forgetfu’ o’ his duties? Did I forges it when I bad to lie to the wee mistress, hush- in’ her innocent prattle for fear 0’ distur- bin’ your noonday sleep, because she manna guess her brither's shame and disgrace ? It’s me, when it should have been you, who tried to comfort the bairn’s eair he'rt, breakin’ already wi’ loneliness for her mither, Ah, Maister Kenneth, that I should live toeay it! It’s you who have forgot your ain place I" Kenneth whirled upon him furiously, smarting at the tone of conscious authority which for all its quietness vibrated in the old man’s voice. ‘‘How dare you speak to me in this way ! Nothing but the remem- brance of your faithfulness to my mother keeps me from dismissing you on the spot.”’ ‘Ye do well to mind thas, Maister Ken- neth,”” returned Donald gazing firmly into his angry eyes, ‘‘faithfa’ to your mither, I will be fnisblo’ 30 bet bairns, : Dive for- get that, when ye forget yourse *'Oh, you're going to keep it up, are you?" cried the young man defiantly, He clamped his jaws stubbornly and strode out into the room. ‘‘Well, you can ocon- sider yourself dismissed. You can go!’ ‘‘Verra weel, verra weel,” returned she other calmly. *‘Ye can bid me to go if you like. But the goin’ is na’ sae easy.” He turned as quietly to leave. Kenneth waved bis hands impotently, feeling he could no longer trast himsel! to speak. Kenneth’s glance fell upon the book lying on the e. “Isit you,” he oried, his wSasperatich enddenly ehooti out again, ‘‘who keeps putting this og here and leaving it open as if—as if some one had just been reading it?" Don hesitated. He felt the subject bad come up at an unfortunate moment. Then after a brief silence he decided to make the best of it. **Ay, it was me pas it there,’’ he said gravely. “In Spite of the fact.” said Kenneth, “‘that I have repeatedly put it back on the shelf again, yon would take it ont 2’ “I wad take it out,” repeated the butler slowly. “Is this my house or yours?” eried Keoneth passionately. “What do you mean hy doing snch a thing ?"’ The butler paused again. “I'd rather na’ tell ve,’’ he said at last, ‘when you're in this mood.” “What did you do it for?’ thundered the hoy. *‘I thought you would see is and —"’ “Well, I have reen it,”” Kenneth broke in. “I've ween it many times. Could any- vody miss it? What did you do it for?’ he persisted imperiously,although he knew the answer he wounld ges. Donald went on simply. *‘It was one o’ the books she loved —aud the last time— she left it there.” Now that the answer had come, Kenneth did not know how to meet is. He felt that he had been casting a sorry figure, yet once in it, be bad been at a loss how to ges ont ol is otherwise, without seeming to ecoun- tenance the hotler's presnmption. ‘And what then ?*’ he went on irritably. ‘‘Do yon suppose I want to he reminded of it ? Do you think I would be likely to forges 2°’ Donald measnred him with a gentle, direct gaze. ‘‘Yes,” said he. ‘I thooght it likely yon were forgetting.” “Ob I"" The boy thrust his hands into his pockets and took a helpless plunge down the room. He came back and began with a restraint he was unaile to keep up. ‘‘Donaid, you are intolerable. How dare you go—blundering round thie way ? I'm sick of ie. If you want to know, that's what drove me away—that i» as much as anything. [don’t want any of your mis- sionary business, I tell you I am sick of is —you and your everlasting meddling. It makes me worse ! It makes we feel like— like—that I" He snatched up the hook and threw it violently upon the floor. “There, do you understaud now?" he oried as he caught the old man’s look of horror. “Go !" Donald's lifelong habit of deference bas already come to his assistance. He ssood in respective silence while the young man glared at bim ferionsly. Bat his return- ing gaze seemed to the boy to search his very soul and he hardened himself to meet it. For a moment they faced each other, the hook lying between them still open on the floor. Then silently still, bat with an effect of curtness, the butler left the room. Kenneth did not take his eyes from him until he had gone. He shrugged his should- ers with angry reliel. ‘The meddlesome old fool I" he mustered. Against his will his glance sought the book and he felt a pang of remorse for the turn his outburst had taken ; but be stifled it and went to the piano instead and dashed into a gay and flashy waltz. After a bar or two, however, he broke it abropsly and leaned his head apon the music rack, his face flushed with shame. He felt that he had acted like a child, that every trivial move he had made bat confirmed bis pettiness. Worse than all, he had not behaved like a gentle. man ; Donald. for all his presumption, had shown far better breeding than he had. “What a contemptible cad Iaw I" he thought. ‘‘He was insolent, of course, but bie devotion to—all of us, gave him some right to talk as he did. Heaven koows it's true ennogh. I have forgotten my place. I baven’t meant to—but every- thing has gone wrong somehow.” He rose from the piano in a moments, and after wavering a little, he went to the book. Stoopivg suddenly, he picked it up. The quick action released the sob at his beart, and as, still kneeling, he caught the hook to his breast, his face broke in response to the gasp of his mounting breath. “Oh, mother, mother!" he spoke her name softly. “I've thrown everything of yours down— everything that you loved. Can’t you see how it all is ? And how ashamed I am 9?” He rose with the book in his hand and without meaning or knowing it went to the piano and placed it, open still, on the musio-rack. He sat down upon the stool again and gave himself up to sharp, biting wemories of all that had happened since his mother had beld it in her hand and read to her children her favorite tale of Ar- thur and the Round Table. Soddenly be leaned and put his lips to the page on the lines where she had unexpectedly lefs off, and his boyish shonlders shook with dry, strangling sobs. When be straightened up he began to play gently, staring before him at the lines and through them to some thing beyond. It was an old tune he play- , a8 simple and as sweet as his boyhood had been. Sing me the songs that to me were so dear Long, long ago ; long ago. Playing so, the harduess went out of his heart, and with it the recklessness out of his young face Into the doorway, creeping warily past the davger- point, came Evelyn, again ee- caped from bed. Her face was roguish and she had ber finger on her lip as if so impress upon herself the idea of silence. She stood there until he had finished the familiar strain. Then she tiptoed cantions- ly toward him, with the careful concensra- tion with which children always perform this hazardous act, balancing herself with ber arma as if she were walking a tight. rope. But suddenly she darted and sprang upon him as be wheeled on the stool. He seized her in his arms and swept her far above his head. She caught her breath with delight and as he let her down to a level with his face, she wound her arms about his neck, half-laughing, balf-orying. He bugged her to him passionately, him- self between tears and laughter, and oarry- ing ber to the armchair, plumped her with a playta) threat of violence down into its “Why aren’t you in bed ?’ he said. ‘‘Aud in your bare feet, too I" Evelyn raised her nightgown daintily and disclosed her other foot in its knit worsted slipper. ‘‘I couldn't find bus one,’ she explained. She wriggled her bare pink toes gleefully. ‘‘How do, my son John I" ay son John ?'’ asked Kenneth myste- *“ ‘One shoe off, one shoe on, Diddle, diddle, dumpkin, my son John!"® she quoted and doubled the whole pink row roguishly. ‘But why aren’t you and your son John sound asleep by thie time ?"’ said Kenneth austerely. ‘‘And your other son Peter" he added, quite spoiling the effeot of his paternal ai I. *‘Peter ?'’ oried Evelyn joyously. “Certainly,” glibly resurued Kenneth. “ “The one that has the shoe looks neater, And so you call him my son Peter.’ Now — dido’s Jou tuck ket and Jobn to ong ago? They’ll never grow nu i? jou don’t give them their sleep. ? ‘Well,” eaid Evelyn speculatively, vihe¥ can’t sleep unlese their mother does, and I was just so wakeful. When I'm that way I can’t go to sleep unless some one tells me stories or sings to me, that is I Pr ———— — can’t most always. Donald tells lovely stories, bus his singiug —'"she langhed gai- ly in recollection. “It’s all oreaky and breaky. His singing is just so funny I laugh myself awake again.” She suddenly dived np as him in the chair. come in. Tell me all about where yon've been all this time, and everyshiog.”’ Kenneth looked into her guestioning eyes : the warm, flushed face with its tum- bled bair was very near his own. ‘‘No, deary,”” he answered ; ‘youn must go to ved again. It’s very late far little girlies to be up.” ‘But Kenneth,”’ she coaxed, *‘'I don’t want to go to bed. not ween you for years and years, I'm not a bis sleepy, not the littlest hit. Besides, I've just had a nap and I conldn’s have one again for ever so long.” She opened her eves very wide and stared at him convine- ingly. Bot the sustained effort this re- quired was too much for her, and she yawned in spite of herself Kenneth laugh- ed pravokingly. ‘Oh, that was just ‘cause —'eaure I ought to be sleepy and I'm not,” she explained in triamph. “Aud I just can’t nnless vou tell mea story or sing tome!" Thix idea, dashed off in the hnr- ry of extennation, appealed to her. ‘Yes, just like mama need to fio, in this very chair.”’ She reached ous her arms. put them about hi« neck and drew him gently toward her. she snoggled her warm wooth just above his collar, ‘I miss mama #0 much.” He smoothed her hair, comforting her awkwardly. ““And so do I, dearie,” he said with an effort, for he was one of those whom emotion hefore others always shames, Well, girlie, if I tell you a story will yon promise to go straight to bed ?"’ She leaped with delight. “Yes. really and truly !"’ she declared. ‘It it's a good story it will pnt me to sleep anvhow. And thes,” she added joyfully,‘ ‘vou’ll carrv me there.” from under her and wprioging down from was hall kneeling by its arm. “‘Oh, Ken. neth ! I'm =o glad youn came. I just prayed and prayed to God von would.” “And I am too. dear,” he said, gazing over her shoulder into the dving fire. “It’s awful lonesome with just Dovald,"”’ she said wistfully “Yes, dearie, I know it,” her brother said hurriedly. ‘*Now about the story. ‘‘But you must tell is right in the big chair I’ she cried. ‘‘Just as mama used to." He lifted her and sat down with her on his lap. ‘‘All right. Now which shall it he " Evelyn wriggled to him ecosily, ““Twil me about ‘The Palace o’ the King.’ Her little voce lowered itself gravely, *'I haven’t heard that since mama died.’ “ ‘The Palace o’ the King’ #'’ he repeat- ed a if to himeell. “D'm—I'm afraid I've forgotten all about that, dearie.”’ “Why Kenneth?’ protested Evelyn earnestly; ‘‘of course you haven't. Yon just think yon have, bunt you haven't. Abont how grand and fine is is and every thing? Now just wait until I'm comforta ble,—and cover np my son Jobo with your hand #0 he wont take cold.” He held ber foot in bis hand, while in the carve of his other arm she hollowed a place to her liking, and rooted with her head on his shoulder until she fitted it in snugly. “Now begin,” she commanded. Slowly, partly because he was trying to recall the words, and partly in the effort wo steady a voice that would tremble in spite of himeelf, Kenneth began : “It's a bonnie, bonnie warl’ that we're livin' in the noo, And sunny is the lan’ that now we aften traivel throo ; But in vain we look for somethin' here to which oor hesrts may eliing,’ For— She prompted him—* ‘Its beanty is as paethin’ so—' Go on!” “For its beauty ix as nacthtn’ to" He stopped, and Evelvn finished for bim, ** ‘the Palace 0’ the King.” There! I knew it would all come back to you if yon jost tried!” ° She yawned pleasurably. *‘Now go on with the second verse.” Kenneth went on: “We like the gilded Simmer wi’ its merry, merry tread, An' we sigh when hoary Winter lays its bean ties wi’ the dead ; For tho’ bonnie are the snaw-flakes an’ the down on Winter's wing, It's fine to ken it daurna touch the Palace o the King." “The Palace o’ the King," repeated Evelyn sleepily. She snuggled up closer to bim, drawing ““my son John’' out from under his band and doubling her knees up under her nightgown. Kenveth was look- iog fixedly into the fire. She roused her- self drowsily at the silence, and clutching bis finger closed her fist around it. ‘Go on,” she marmured. More and more falteringly he continued: ‘Nae nicht shall be in heaven as’ nae desola- tin’ sea, An’ nae tyrant hoofs shall trample i* the city o' the free; There's wan everlastin’ daylight—an’ a~never- fadin' spring Where our God—is a the’ glory in the Palace— o' the King." Hie voice had broken into hushed sohs, and the words came out in little groups of threes and fours. The tears flowed down his cheeks and dropped on the tonsled head on his breast. Finally, his eyes blinded, be tried to brush them away; but Evelyn held his fingers fast aud, as he raised ber arm in doing so, she murmured and nestled closer to him. The trivial, confiding movement of the child, so helpless in her sleep, lifted him suddenly out of his own emotion to a feel- ing which he bad never bad before—that be bad a obarge to keep, that he was re. sponsible for her BaPpintas, and that she was a part of himself. A passion of fond- ness, of proteotingness, swept him like a calminal wave. He leaned bis wes cheek upon her tumbled hair. ‘‘Ab !" he cried in a yearning whisper. ‘Keep tight hold, little band, and don’t let me wander away again.” Donald had entered quietly while Ken- veth was repeating the last verse, and, much stirred by memories and hopes of his own, had come up with his noiseless step behind the chair. Now, feeling that he was in the presence of something too sacred to be spied upon, aud fearing also lest the detection of his presence might spoil everything he turned to steal away as softly as he bad come. But Kenoeth bh him, and rising care- fally with Evelyn in his arms, saw him just before he left the room. He called so bim in a low voice : : ' ‘‘Donald I" The man paused, his worst fears allayed by the boy’s tone ; but, still apprehensive, be went toward him hesitatingly. “Forgive me, Donald. I was very rude —and i He stopped ohok- ingly but still looked firmly into the man’s answering eyes. Then forgetting Evelyn, be held out his band to the butler. **Oh, Kenneth, I just prayed you'd | shat The child, disturbed and finding the comfortable hollow of her nestling place anaccountably chauged, cuddled and twiss- ed uot she bad made herself a new one. Both men regarded the movement anxe iously, fearing she would wake. Satisfied she was asl Kenneth tarned to- ward Donald . But the batler’s glance bad fallen on the little bare foot, and taking the missing slipper from bis pocket he put it on senderly. When shis operation was finished, Ken- neth stretohed ont hi« hand again. “Apd—1'"m sorry, Donald,” he said. And pow when [ have | “Oh, Kenneth,” she said, as | She untwisted Peter and John | the chair hurled herself upon him where he The butler took it in a firm, movelesa grip. *“‘Whist, mon!” he whispered, ‘‘dinna wavken the bairn.”’—By Algernon | Tassin, in the Delineator. | The Impending Timber Famine. After careful investigation the Forest Service allows us twenty years, with a possible extension of five more, for the ex- baustion of our timber supp y. It holds out no hope that any measures the Govern- ment can now take can avert this calami- ty. We can guard she trees on the exiss- ing forest reserves, and we can plant new ones, bat hefore the new crop reaches ma- turity the famine will he at hand. Foor- fifths of the timber lands of the country, including practically all those east of the Mississippi, are in private hands. Noth. ing the Government can do, short of pur. chasing on an enormous scale, can check the devastation of shose areas. Of course the predicted timber famine need not be permanent. If we go at the work of reforestation in earnest we can have growing crops of trees at the end of a | quarter of a century that will hold out the | promise of an early satisfaction of all our | legitimate needs. And the prediotion of | any shortage at all is based upon the as- | sumption that we shall continue our pres. | ent criminal waste as long as we bave any forests left to devastate. But there is no | reason why we should do that. Our frighs- ful waste from fire is almost entirely pre- | ventahle. We are using between six and seven times as much timber per head of our | population as is used in Europe, aud if the people of Europe can ges along on their moderate supply we could do the same if | we had to. In the twenty years from 1880 to 1900 the amount of lumber cat from our forests increased nearly twice as fast as the pepalation ; that 1s to say, each American | was using nearly twice as much in 1900 as {he bad need twenty years earlier. The | change should have been in the other di- rection. As the country became sestled | and stone, brick, tiles, and steel took the | place of wood in building construction, | while coal and gas replaced it for fuel, we | ought to have heen able to get along with | less wood than before. The manulacture | of paper is a (rightful devastator of the for- | ests, but it onght to be possible to find sab | stitutes tor full-grown trees in thas indus. | try. Pulp material might conceivably he | grown in annual orops. | Owe thing our governments, national and State. certainly can do is to stop their pres- ent offerings of premiums on forest destiue- tion. They might even reverse their poli- | oy and offer bonuties for forest cultivation. | At present, in most of the States, the owners of woodlands are heavily taxed every year not only in the valae of their land, but on the valoe of the standing trees upon it. Many of them who would like to save the trees, at least notil they grow larger, are compelled to cat them before their prime to relieve themselves of an unbearable bur- den of taxation. The National Government pours out money for the preservation of our forests with one band and with the other offers prizes through the tariff for their destroe- tion. Tt fines every citizen who brings a hoard from abroad instead of cutting it from a tree at home. Finally it sells as ag: ricultural land tracts on which nothing bat trees will grow to advantage, allowing the second growth of timber to be destroyed in ite infancy and securing impoverished farms instead of flourishing forests. These perversities bave heen vigorously deals with by Mr. C. H. Goets, of the Michigan Agricultural College, in a recent number of “Forestry and Irrigation.” If we are to have a timber famine in twenty-five years it will not be because it is inevitable even now, bunt because, after all the campaigns of education that have been waged, our people are still too indif- ferent to take the steps the emergeney de- mands. — Colliers. Millions of Siute Pencils. To supply the school children of this country with slate pencils a great many millions of those little writing instruments are made annuaily. In fact, iu addition to the domestic output no fewer than twenty million imported ones are nwed up in a twelvemonth, nearly all of them from Ger- many. The slate used for pencils is a kind of schiss, of so fine a grain that its particles are not visible to the naked eye. Occasion al impurities are accountable for *‘soratchy’’ slate pencils, which, instead of making a soft, delible mark, are liable to score the smooth snrface to which they are applied. This kind of stone is largely silica, and 1ts black color is due to the carbon it contains, Germany supplies all the world with slate pencils, producing nearly three hun- dred million of them anvuaiiy. They are obtained from quarties in the veighbor- hood of Steinach, in Meiningen. Nearly all the work is done by hand, and is so poorly paid tbat fifteen morks ($357) weekly is considered fair wages for a man, who, in order to earn this amount, must wall upon his wife and children to help im. Though wages are so much higher in the United States, slate peucils are manufac. sured here to compete with the imported article by the help of machinery. The rough stone is sawn into pieces of a certain size, emoki of which, when run through a machine, yields six pencils of standard length—five and a half ivches. They come out in cylindrical shape, and are pointed by boys ou emery wheels. Finally, they are ked in cases of ten thousand, selling for .75, or about one-fifteenth of a cent each. Most of the domestic slate pencils come from a quarry in Pennsylvania. From the same deposits which yield pencils are ob- tained slahs for slates avd school blaok- boards. Efforts have been made to find some composition suitable for blackboards and sohool slates, but nothing is equal to the haturdl : uot. There are a good many so-called slate pencils soapstone, which is a kind of talo with a ot res hat they are inferior in quality.—Saturday Evening Post. — ‘Queer the way time flies, isn’t it?" *“Yep. There’s only one thing that can beat it.” ‘What's that?" ‘“The way money gets away.” ~— ‘Bilger says no woman could make a fool of him.” “Well, shen, he’s right.” “Right?” ““Yes;she'd be too late.” The Ideal Height, Reernits who are moch over six feet tall are not desired for the United States Army. There are exceptions, of course; but, asa rule, men who run mach over six feet lack depth of chest, and, by reason of inade- quate lung capacity. fall below the average iu power of endurance. The ideal height for a man, according to ohservations from a military standpoint, is av inch and a balf ander six feet. It does not seem to be intended hy Nature that the male human animal shall exceed this statare, if due, regard is to be had for development at all points. Om the other band, it is an obvious disadvantage, for physical effectiveness, to be under she average number of inches. At five feet ten and a half a mao attains hie hest develop- ment of muscle and bone, with highest vital efficiency. Just what is the average height fora man seems to be not satisfactorily settled. Obviously, it differs largely with race, our- selves aud the Japanese representing among civilized peoples the two extremes. On the other baud, the American Indians are taller than we are, aud she aborigines of Patagonia must be considered the loftiest folk in the world, inasmoch as the men commonly run over six feet in height. When the early Spanish explorers deserib- ed them as a race of giants they were not far from the fact. Even in the United States stature seems to vary considerably with locality. Daring the Civil War, from the beginning to the end of which our Government put into the field and on board of fighting ships more than two millions and a half of men, the tallest recruits came from Kentucky, aver- aging over five fees eight and a balf inches. Kansas, Minnesota, Missouri, California and Nevada came nexs, in the order given —all of them over five fees eight. Maine, Illinois and Michigan averaged five feet seven and four fifths inches, and Ohio and Pennsylvania a trifle less. Reoruits from Massachusetts and Connections stood at the foot of the list, measuring five feet six and a half inches, Alter fifty years of age the human hody heging to undergo a progressive shrinkage. Not only do the muscular tissues lose bulk, hut even the hones become smaller. Mean- while there is a contraction of the cartil- aginous tissue between the vertehie of the hackhoue, which cases a loss of height, a man originally six feet tall frequently losing as much as an inch and a half of bis stature by the time he is sevensy years old. —Sasurday Evening Post. Sen Coyotes, As the best wethod of encouraging the distroction of dogfishes, which do four hundred thonsand dollars’ worth of dam- age annually in Massachusetts waters alone, it has been serionsly suggested shat induce- ments be offered to fishermen to capture them. The Canadian Government is mak- ing au effort in this direction by trying to vnoourage the canning of dog,” which, it is averted, bas a “*distinotly obviovs lobster flavor, with a »uggestion of salmon.” The dogfishes are the smallest of the sharks. They are voracious and predatory, booting io packs like wolves. It is their habit to follow schools of herring or mack- erel, as land wolves hang upon the flanks of herds of antelopes; and so vumerous are they that, in occasional instances, they have been seen actually to «uvolop a *‘shoal”’ of food fishes, not only surround- ing the latter, but closing in npon them beneath, 0 as to make i+ impossible for any to escape. There are two species of dogfish—the ‘‘smooth dog'’ and the ‘‘sping dug.” The former breeds, one wight say. more like a hird than a fich, laying eges which, when fresh and divested of their shells, heara close resemblance to the yolks of hen's eggs. The shell, however, has the form of a reo- tangunlar parse, from the four corners of which extend long, tendril-like projections, utilized to anchor the egy among the sea- weeds at the bottom. When the baby dogfish are ready to be hatched they foroe sheir way ous of these curious receptacles throngh one end, leaving behind them the empty shells, which, driven ashore by storms and picked up on she beaches, are popularly kuown as * sailors’ purses,’’ or ‘mermaids’ pocket- books.’ ey are 8o tough in texture as to be torn with difficulty, and look and feel as if they were made of thin sheet rubber. . Far more numerous than the ‘‘smooth dog,” however, is the ‘spiny dog,” which is wo oalied because of the sharp, stont spine in front of the back fin. This little shark does not usually exceed eight pounds in weight, though sometimes it attains a length of five feet. It is the epeoies thas does the serions damage to the fisheries, sometimes actually blockading a fishing port iv such a way as to put a stop to the husiness of the fishermen.—Saturday Even- ing Post. Health and Activity, Health is always active. The healthy woman mast have an outlet for the vigor she feels, aod ehe will find it in work or play, in dancing, in the chase or at the churn. Even work does not satisfy her, so as she works, she sings, her busy fingers keeping time to the tune she carols. Di- rectly the duties of the house become a burden, when the song dies on the lips, and the limbs move eluggishly, when amusements bave no more attraction and sports fail to interest, the health is deolin- ing, vitality is being lowered, and it is time for the woman to look around for the cause of her weakuess. She will find is usually in disease of the delicate organs ; in debilitating drains, nerve racking in- flammation and ulceration, or female weak- ness. For this condition a perfect and per- manent care is contaiazed in Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. It makes weak women strong, sick women well. Itisa temperance medicine, absolutely non-aleo- holio and non-narcotic. ———A North Philadelphia woman, who is famous for ber cooking, bad some of her neighbors and friends at ber home one evening last week to a supper given in bonor of ber daughter. Everything on the table was admired by her guests. Among the things that was admired moss of all was a beautiful cake. “It isso soft,” exclaimed one of the guests, ‘‘And so light,” praised another. “Pray tell us where you got the recipe,’ from another, “I am very glad you think it isso sols and light,’ replied the hostess ‘‘I made is out of my own head.” ——Customer (as cheap lunch counter) —May Jaalas aver ob you) Waiter Girl—Certainly, sir. Customer —Then please take these doughnute back and crack them for me. ~‘‘My wife’s very economical.’ “In what way?’ “Well, she wears laced instead of but- toned shoes on account of the saving it effeots in hairpins.”