' the window of 2 motor brougham and
| carrying on a rapid fire conversation
rd | about the dress of milady and her
. | daughter inside.
«| “Ain't she beootiful, Mary Ann?’ or
| “Wot do you think of this un? Oi don't
| like ‘er gown at all.”
All this has to be borne with Spar-
! tan fortitude so long as there is no
Experience of an American at rowdyism; but, strange to say, there
an English Royal Levee. | Hater is.
Bellefonte, Pa., May 31, 1907.
Mn.
A good many people starve them-
| selves for months so that they and
their offspring may have the money to
A RAPID TRANSIT FUNCTION. poring Spall od
| many half pay colonels who live in
He Was In and Through and Out Be- the country whose one object is to
fore He Really Realized What Had | come up fora drawing room.
| Generally they have influential and
Happened—The Way His Difficulty wealthy friends who make it easy for
About a Costume Was Overcome.
| them in the matter of lodging in town
A six foot American who had se- | and lend them their horses, carriages
eured a “command” to one of the Eng- | and footmen; otherwise it would be im-
lish royal levees recently found him- possible for them to go. There seems
self in a pretty predicament. to be a tradition that if a man's daugh-
On his notification paper was the | ter has not been presented at court
hint that levee dress was Indispensa- | her way to a successful marriage will
ble. In the gulleless innocence of his | not be so smooth. That of course is a
democratic soul the American took this | fallacy, but the tradition never dies,
to. mean that frock coat and shiny | and so people stint themselves and en-
ss would be called for, | dure endless sacrifices that they may
8\ xvas in the act of looking over hig | put the hall mark on themselves and
f284,utfit of that nature when a niore | their offspring.
€Y jenced friend called and caught |
G. £1 the act. The friend made haste
the py; the misguided Yankee that
Marc esq involved silk stockings,
Methot jpayes, black sword and other
Superstitious.
A well known New Yorker, while
dining at his club one evening, ob-
served that his order of oysters on the
to the shell was not complete, there being
which only eleven bivalves instead of the
Mein PAtion ensued. It continued | gogen it was his custom to order. On
Mrs, Then OW ing to his height and | reflecting that his waiter, an Irishman,
borrowable suit was discov-
for dea ,\, tajlor could be found who
McKinl fi one before the next after
was a newcomer, he decided to let the
matter pass, but when on the next
evening the same thing occurred he
became a trifle impatient.
“See here,” exclaimed he to the wait-
er, “what do you mean by bringing me
eleven oysters when 1 order twelve?
This is the second time that this thing
has happened.”
“Sure, sir,” quietly responded the
Celt, “I didn't think you would want to
risk being thirteen at table, sir.”
linger? §),5t a stage levee dress was
defer itd, His Majesty's theater,
Bone 2.444 done duty in “The Last
Other dies.”
from * 46 jevee was over the Ameri-
It linfessed that he hardly knew
“.t had happened. When he reached
the palace he was first surrounded by
the yeomen of the guard, who started
him upstairs with great dispatch. In
the course of his progress upstairs the
yeomen disappeared, and he found
himself in a lane of tin plated life
guardsmen,
Again the scene changed, says Town
and Country, and there was a lane of
royal footmmen gad next a large room
filled to overflowing with admirals,
generals, diplomats, peers, chamber-
lains, soldiers and sailors of all de-
grees of commissioned rank and a
great host of men attired like himself
in levee dress. One by one they were
singled out and ushered into the royal
presence in the adjoining room, where
stood the king surrounded by his suit,
The work of presentation was so
rapid that the American found himself
out and in another room before he
knew what had happened. His over
coat was on his back in the same
rapid, mysterious fashion, and the
next thing he knew he was outside in
the courtyard. But he was actually
“presented” and is now forever Hof
fahig, or eligible for presentation at
any court in the world. provided he be
haves himself,
All this was preliminary to the pres-
entation of the man's wife and daugh-
ter at the drawing room. Men are pre-
sented at the king's ‘levees, and the
women undergo the same ordeal at the
courts or drawing rooms, which are |
by far the more imposing functions. It
is probably no exaggeration to say that
every time a drawing room is held
£100,000 is spent by the people who go
to court.
None but a very old habitue of the
When Life Is Wasted.
Life is wasted every time one gives
away to gloomy, selfish angry or re-
vengeful thoughts; when resentment
or a grudge against man or fate is al-
lowed to find root in the heart; when
the temper is let fly loose over a trifle;
when one goes to pieces nervously
when obliged to repeat a remark and
the voice 1s allowed to rise in anger;
when one forgets that a loose temper
is a sign of vulgarity and lack of cal-
ture.— Philadelphia Press,
Julius Caesar.
The consensus of learned opinion is
to the effect that history's all around
greatest man was Julius Caesar, the
originator of Roman imperialism. Cae-
sar was great as a general and great
as a writer and speaker. but greater
as a statesman. Could he have heen
spared the assassin’s dagger and been
permitted to live ten years longer he
might have set civilization ahead a
full thousand years.—New Yorlt Ameri-
can.
Misled.
Mrs. Gadsby—TI'll get even with Mrs,
Gabble. Mrs. Gibby—What has she
done to you? Mrs. Gadsby—She told
me that Mrs. Guffy wasn't at home, so
I hurried over to make a call on her,
and she was at home, after all.—Cin-
cinnati Leader,
Friends Now.
Tom—lave you had any spats with
your girl Iately? Dick—No. We're
court—and then she is never below the great frionds n we. Tom-—-Tiow's that?
rank of a countess—would dream of Dick-—-We've irabon off our engage
appearing at court in a costume that went. —Thil1deinhin Press.
she had worn there before. The item
of flowers alone is one of vast impor
tance. If it were not for the drawing
rooms the large florists could not exist.
Every woman who is presented goes
armed with a bouquet, whose value is
at least a pound, and some of them are
worth ten times that sum. Then there
are the bookmakers and the hosiers and
the milliners to consider, to say nothing
of the people who lend carriages,
Suppose there are at a low estimate
500 people on the presentation list. Of
these every mother's daughter has her-
self photographed in her court cos-
tume, and London court photographers
are notorious for their stiff prices,
St. James’ park on the night of a
drawing room is filled with London-
ers who wander up and down the dou-
ble line of carriages stalled in the muh,
peering into the windows and criticis-
ing the costumes of the matrons and
their debutante daughters, It Is 3
legitimate privilege of the populace to
consider those waiting for presentation
as objects of interest, and there the
latter have to sit, some of them over
an hour, subjected to the gaze of Lon-
don's citizens. You see holf a dozen |
shopgirls flattening their noses against
~The growing child has to be donbly
nourished—once for the ordinary needs of
the body and once for growth. A great
many times there is not enough nourishing
food taken to provide for the needs of
growth: the body is poor, the blood thin,
and every condition is suitable for the
lodgment of disease in the enfeebled
system. Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Dis-
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hody through the blood with all the ele-
ments needed to make sound flesh and
sturdy muscle. Don’t let your child be
handicapped in the race of life. Give it
“Golden Medical Discovery’’ and that will
give it strength.
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