Bellefonte, Pa., May 17, 1907. nh. _—— THE »ORROW OF A SKIPPER. “1 hate to think of dyin,” says the skipper to the mate: “Starvation, shipwrecks, heart disease I loathe to contemplate, 1 hate to think of vanities and all the erimes they lead to" -- Then says the mate, With looks sedate, “Ye doesn’t reely need to.” “To conjer up the happy days what careless has slipped by. I hates to contemplate the day 1 ups and left me Mary" — Then says the mate, “Why contemplate, If it ain't necessary® “Suppose that this here vessel,” says the skip- per with a groan, “Should lose "er bearin’s, run away, and bump upon a stone; Suppose she'd shiver and go down when save ourselves we couldn't" — The mate replies, “Oh, blow me eyes! Suppose, ag'in, she shouldn't” “The chances is ag:in up,” said the skipper in dismay, “If fate don't kill us out and out, it gits us all some day. So many perish of ole age, the death-rate must be fearful" — “Well,” saysthe mate, “At ally rate, We might as well die cheerful.” “I read in them statistic books,” the nervous skipper cries, “That every minute by the clock some feller ups and dies. I wonder what disease they gits that kills in such a harry" — The mate he winks And says, “I thiaks They mostly dies of worry." “Of certain things," the skipper sighs, “me conscience won't be rid, And all the wicked things I done I sure should not have did. The wrinkles on me inmost soul compel me oft to shiver" — “Yersoul's fast rate,” Observes the mate; “The trouble’s with yer liver.” —Wallace Irwin in “In Lighter Vein" in the May Century. OTTAWA The capital which now likes to call itself “‘the Washington of the North’’ was born of hostility tothe Washington of the South. In the ugly old days when our grandfathers glowered as each other across she interna- tional boundary the British Government thought it needed a military route less ex- ed to American raids than that by the t. Lawrence, which bad heen considerably disturbed in the war of 1812. Accordingly it offered to help the Province of Upper Caoada to dig a canal from Kingston, on Lake Ontario, to the Ottawa River. The Province was not impressed with the idea of spending its money on such a project, and the Imperial Government had to do the work itself. It sens Colonel By, cf the Royal Eogineers, to survey a canal, and when a little town sprang up at the end of it, the natural name for it was ‘*Bytown.”’ That vame was good enough for over a quarter of a century, but finally the town began to feel some stirrings of ambition; and when it became incorporated as a oity in 1854 it had itself rechristened ‘Ottawa.’ At thas time the question of a capital for the Province of Canada was acute. Canada then consisted of the present Provinces of Ontario and Quebec, which were governed by a single Legislatmie. This body had met at Montreal, but after the riots in which Lord Elgin, the Governor-General, was insulted and the Parliament Hounee burned the Legislature took to the road and met alternately at Toronto and Quebec. The inconvenience of this arrangement led, in 1857, to a request to Queen Victoria to select a permanent capitol, and the next year she choose Ottawa. The rival cities grumbled, and a contest ensued, in the course of which the royal choice was more than once rejected. But in the end the natural advantages of the site and the per- sistency of the Government wore down the opposition, and Ostawa won a prize which, as it turned ont, was greater than anybody bad imagined. For hardly bad the new Government buildings been finished than they were called upon to acoommodate, not a provincial Legislature, bat the Parlia- ment of a continental Dominion. Some glimmerings of Ottawa's destiny bad not heen lacking from the first. In the very year of Bytown’s birth its founder had predicted that it would some day be the capital of Canada, and Sir John Franklin had made the same prophecy. Its situation was one that marked it out for such a dis- tinction. It was as nearly as possible on the iine between French and English Cana- da. If the two parts of the country were ever to be united, it was somewhere in that vicinity that the common capital must be placed. The balavce between Upper and Lower Canada that made it necessary to put the capital of the united Province on the Ottawa River was like the balance be- tween North and South that made it nee- essary to put the capital of the United States on the Potomac. As it happened, the site marked out by political necessity was one of superb natural advantages. A series of bold, wooded bluffs overlooked a mighty river which tumbled over a broken cliff in a cataract forty feet high. Below this Chaudiere Fall the Ottawa received on one side the Rideau, d og in by an- other fall of the same height ; on the other the picturesque Gatinean. Above and be- low, great stretches of tranquil water open- ed invitingly the gates of the forest wilder- ness. When Ottawa wae selected as the capital of the old Province of Canada a vast pile of Government buildings was begun. This was the critical moment in the town’s his- tory. Had these buildings been unworthily planned or unfortunately placed Ottawa's civic ambition might never have awakened. There was no grandiose city design like that by which Washington has been up in spite of itself to the level of a great capitol. The street of Oitawa was and is common t was drawn without imagination to suit the immediate needs of somal] provisial town. It took the a oe Au: dood e was ever to bean bave not fully assimilated the t the Parliament Buildings have stood year after year as an exam and a stimulus to civic pride, teach tawa to her ities and life. og her eyes above the swirl of sawdust at r Crowning the boldest promontory that jacked | parkway, four miles ET: the juts into the river, the great Gothic tower of the Library of Parliament soars like a mountain peak into the sparkling Cana- dian air. Visible for miles around, it adds at once the touch of haman diStinetion to the natural sublimity of the scene. Likea European cathedral town, the city possess. ing this treasure is lifted at once above the commonplace. The Library of Parliament is the dominating feature of the great mass of Government Bnildings, forming three sides of a quadrangle, with its back to the river and its front on a terraced court fac- ing the city. There would be a fourth side, but business came too near,and a new department block facing the Parliament Buildings, across the avenne hordering the court, was made to conform with the busi. vess rather than with the official standards. When you stand on Parliament Hill you have from several pointe of view that satis. fying impression of completene-s that is so rare on our rough-hewn continent. There i a finished picture; the raw edges of shab- by neighborhoods do not obtrude upon it. In this respect Ottawa is incomparably more fortunate than Albany. The New York State capitol cost at least six times as much as the whole group of Government buildings at Ottawa; yet it is so elbowed and jostled by mean houses that it looks cheap in comparison. The Canadian huild- ings are so spaced and isolated that they have some of the stateliness of the capitol at Washington. When the Parliament buildings were de- signed, practical men at Ottawa thought they were laid out on a scale of wanton ex- travagance. Bat now the Government has overflowed ite accommodations. It has had to build one new block outside of the orig- inal quadrangle, and it is paying so much rent for other quarters that it is preparing to build more. Across the canal is Major Hill Park, and on the other side of that it is proposed to raise a new range of Govern- ment buildings that will double the extent and impressiveness of the civic centre. At the foot of Parliament Hill are the locks of the Rideau Canal, which might reaily be called one of the natural features of the place, since they were there, along with the bills and waterfalls, before there was any Ottawa. It is not often that a canal is one of the attractions of a city. Usually it is a disfigurement, which people who are not tied to it by business try to avoid,as they do the railroads and wharves, Bat the Ridean’s long flight of stone locke, running up the hill from the river like a giant's stairway, is a decorative feature and a source of endless entertainment. People stand for hours on the bridges ahove it, or on the masonry copings of the locks, watching the boats lazily climb the stairs, while the skippers’ wives nurse their babies on deck. There is nothing squalid about its surroundings. It lies between two parks, an attraction for each, and a per- manent refutation of the theory that busi. ness and ugliness must necessarily go to- gether. Unlike Washington, Ottawa is a com- mercial town, and was a commercial town before it was a capital. This fact bas col- ored its entire outlook on life. Business has been first and attractiveness second. The great business of Ottawa is lumber. Fortunately that trade is one of the least repulsive means by which money can be made. The logs shooting the chutes of the Chaudiere at sixty miles an hour and then roundiog up like herded cattle into huge bunches covering acres of river, thus buzz. ing sawmills charging the air with the tang of fresh-cut pine, the neatly stacked piles of c'ean boards do not tend, like coal yards aud slanghter-houses, to make life unhear- ahle. They are not at all inconsistent with an attractive city. They really -add to the interest of living. The ohief annoy- ance is the sawdust, which is all right in its place,'in dolls, pinenshions, prize-rings, and breakfast food, hut all wrong in a river otherwise ro perfect for fishivg. canoeing, and bathing. The Ottawa people are con- stantlv complaining of she millmen’s hahit of throwing sawdust into the river—a prac- tise forbidden by a Dominion law sixteen years old—hat they keep on doing it. Still there has been a marked improvement in tnis respect since the time when the stream was «0 choked that ite beauty was utterly dsstroged and the builders of the Inter. provincial Bridge had to sink a pier through sixty feet of solid sawdust. The people of Ottawa were going ahead, making money, and paying little heed to the saffering beanty of their surroundings, when, ten vears ago, Sir Wilfrid Daarier made a speech in which he referred to the Dominion capita! as the fatore ‘Wash. ington «f the North.” The name stuck, the Ottawans liked it, and they began to look about to see how they could live up to it. All the attractions they had at that time they owed to natare and the General Government. Bot what the Government had done had heen entirely in the line of supplying its own needs, and not with any congcions purpose of beautifying Ottawa; for Ottawa, again unlike Washington, was not under national control, but was simply a city of the Proviuce of Outario, with its own Mayor and Council, like any other. There seemed very little probability that the local authorities would ever do any- thing worthy of the city, and finally the Dominion was induced to take a band. In 1899 it established a permanent Improve. ment Commission, and endowed it with a standing revenue of $60,000 a year—not very much, but enough to make a showing when judiciously used. The Commissioners took the greater part of the park system of the capitol and is environs,and began to develop a systematic lan of extensions. They were not experts | PY n Jasidsenge work, and they made some mistakes, but fortunately the mistakes were not of a kind hard to remedy, and the factors of the problem pointed the wa to its solution. As the funds were limited, it was necessary to make them go as far as ble, and t very necessity held the missioners to the true policy, which was to let the characteristio features of the place count to the fullest extent, and money only in setting them off and ng them more accessible. The characteristic features of the place were its waterways, aod there the work began. Looking about, like the good business men they were, to find where they could get the most for their money, the Commissioners saw a Govern- along the Rideau Canal. The Government had no farther use for it, and willingly con- sented to turn it over to the Improvement Board. Here was the material for a unique long. The Commis- are common enough, but this uncommon. The canal, which been turned by neglect into a on the town, like so many hugged the lawns and the driveway, mile after mile, in a panorama of ever.-varying beauty and interest. Pleas. ure steamers loaded with excursionists shared this amphibious boulevard with car- riages and autoruohiles. At last the canal expanded ioto a lake, which the drive crossed on a causeway before ending in the five hundred acre Experimental Farm. That is another pleasing variant on the or- dinary city park. Itisa real farm, where they raise crops of all kinds in sample quantities, and at the same time it is so laid are ground, The ‘‘Government mission's greatest exploit as yet. To build it without neglecting the other works on band, including the acquisition of some necessary land, called for more money than the Commissioners had in a lump: so they hit upon the ingenious idea of capitalizing their expectations. They issued bonds based upon their promised appropriations, and in that way raised enough todo at once what otherwise would bave had to Le spread over a number of years. They bave always been good husiness men. you see— they have known how to make the most of their resources. The glory of Ottawa is its wonderful variety and extent of water frontages. The Ottawa, here as wide as the Mississippi, there a# narrow as the Harlem, flows with an infinite complexity of rugged shore lines along the whole length of the city. The Ridean encircles the greater part of the town, leaping at last into the Ottawa over a oliff forty feet high. The Rideau Canal parallels at a little distance the cnrve of its river. The Gatineau enters the Ottawa on the other side. Here at once is a system of civie adornment all laid out by nature, and it merely remains to take advantage of it. Three years ago Mr. Frederick G. Todd. the landscape architect of Montreal, pre- pared a plan to this end on the invitation of the Improvement Commission. It pro- vided for parks and bhonlevards along the whole city front of the Ottawa, except for a short space in the sawmill region. A cir- cuit was to be completed by a parkway along the Rideau River, paralleling the present one along the canal, and coming hack to the Ottawa by a boulevard from the Experimental Farm. Across the river | there was to be another park at the mouth of the Gatineau for the suburb of Hull, and two or three great forest reserves were to be set apart within easy driving distance of the city. The magnitude of the plan rather staggered the Commissioners, who did not see the use of looking =o far abead. Still they are working, a little at a time, in that direction, and if they keep on, doing each year the next thing at band, they will eventually find Mr. Todd's scheme sub- stantially executed, although ata greater cost of money and effort than would be re- quired to make the necessary reservations now. Already the wonderful scenery of the Ottawa River has been made public property at several points. At the lower end of the city, opposite the mouth of the Gatinean, Rockliffe Park and its extension stretch for over two miles along a wooded bluff, lapped hy the gently flowing iver, which broadens here like an exquisite mountain lake. It wounld he imper- tinence to “‘improve’’ this wonderful scene with the trivialities of artificial decora- tion, and the activity of the Commissioners has been wisely limited to laying out drives and walks through the natural woods to make the views accessible. At the other end one of the greatest na- tural attractions possessed hy any city in the world has heen given over entirely to bald commercialism. The Chandiere Falls, which for volume of water and sublimity of effect rank second only to Niagara among the cataracts east of the Mississippi, remaia outside of all Ottawa's plans of civic im- provement. Mr, Todd, in his report, ex- pressed the belief that at some time in the futare these falls would ‘‘he restored to somewhat of their former beauty, even though still utilized for their valuable wa- ter power,”” hat nobody has: ventured to suggest any definite scheme for their reo- lamation. Like the Ridean Falls, which ought to be another superb embellishment of the city, they have no other present pur- pose of existence than to run sawmills. Of course that purpose will have to be recog- nized. It is probably only a Niagara that we (and from this point of view the *‘we’ ' includes hoth Canadians and Americans) can he induced to sacrifice a great water power for the sentimental object of saving a view. The Chaudiere Falle represent seventy thousand horsepower at low water and three hundred thousand at high water. That means too much to the commercial prosperity of Ottawa to he thrown away. It every drop of water flowing over the Falls ean he used it will be used, and it is vain to think of interfering. But at pres- ent there is a great volume of water which is not nsed. The Falla are still a magoif- icent spectacle from the old bridge, crowd- ed with trucks, which is the only point from which they can he seen to advantage, and there seems no reason why some at- tempt should not he made to heaatify their surroundings without interfering with their commercial value. A sawmill 1» a factory, and is has been found possible in other places to make factories architectural- iv attractive, to surround them with park- like grounds, and to make their neighbor- hoods pleasant places of resort. There isa beautiful gronp of islands abose the Falls at Ottawa which it is proposed to turn into water parks, connected by bridges. That will he a charming attraction, but it will not give the citizens that view of the cata- ract itself to which they are entitled as long as the water is not needed for other rposes. People make long journeys to see waterfalls, and Ottawa ought to appre- ciate her good fortune in having a superb one within her own limits. From every point of view the Canadian capital should be in the future an increas- ingly delightful place to live in. It will be a great manufacturing city without the grime of coal dust that makes life in most manufacturing cities insufferable. Within a madins of forty-five miles it has water powers that can develop the energy of near- a million horses at low water, and over three times as much at high. That is more than will ever be allowed to be taken from Niagara. To be a clean,smokeless, electric city, with some of pature’s most glorions spectacles freely displayed in a at- mosphere, seems to be Ottawa's fortunate destiny—By Samuel E. Moffets,in Collier's. Much Simpler. At a county fair a man went up to a tent where some elk were on exhibition and eared wistfully up at the sign. “I'd like to go in there,” he said to the , ‘bat it would be mean togo in without my family, and I cannot afford to pay for ay wife and seventeen children.’ keeper stared at him in astonish- ment. ‘‘Are all those your children ?" he . one,” ssid the man. ‘‘You wait a minute,” said the k y “I'm going to bring the elk out let them see you all.” | ——Some men never know when to let bad luck alone. out as to serve the purpose of a public pleas- | Drive” along the | Rideau Canal is the Improvement Com- | A SONG IN THE NIGHT. In silence of the middle night I wake to be with Thee; And through the shadows, as the light, Thy mercy smiles on me, I talk with "hee upon my bed In meditations blest, And sweetly piliow there my head Upon my Saviour's breast, Ithink of Him who kvelt and prayed At midoight on the hill; Then walked the sea His friends to aid, And bid the storm be still, I think of Him who took the cup In dark Gethsemane, And, gathering strength from prayer, rose up To die for such es me. Ithiok of heaven, where never more The weary ask for night; But ever-fresh'ning glories pour New raptures on the sight, So do | learn a parable, That is my darkest day, When waves of sorrow ‘round me swell, The storm shall pass away, Nor «ill I turn my head aside, Though bitter griefs be mine; Butsay with Him, the Crucified, “Father, my will is Thine!" Thus + hall I praise Thee while I've breath To sing Thy love to me; ‘ And welcome e'en the night of death To wake and be with Thee! —(3, W. Bethune, D. D, Petrolenm. The petrolenm region that lies in the State of Pennsylvania, with a narrow fringe in New York State adjoining, ix hilly and covered with forest, says Pearson's Weekly. The older districts where the first wells were made are now exhausted; the towns which a few years ago counted their inhabitauts by thouvands have scarcely any left behind. . The horing for oil was at first a very speculative business and wa« as deep as from 1100 to 2000 feet. A well when once tapped may flow ouly for a few days, in other cases for years. Some will yield bat a barrel a day, others will force up as much as 3000 barrels within the first 24 hours. Of all kinds of property the oil well is the most capricious. Its life is utterly precarious, its yield is a matter of pure speculation. Asand industry it is but 40 Jean old, and its origin almost accident- al. A Colonel Diake who had a farm in Pennsylvania, happened to notice a greasy, evil-smelling fluid floating on the rocks, oozing from crevices, and was led to dis- cover that it lay beneath the soil in great quantities. The Indians bad long nsed itasa reme- dy for rheumatism. The discovery led to the formation of a patent medicine com- pany called the ‘‘Seneca Oil Company,” which found the capital for Colonel Drake | to hore the first well. No one then imagin- | ed that this natural medicine would soon become the cheap and popular light of the world and secare a fabulous fortune for its later possessors. Soon, however, the enterprising Yankee began to exploit it asan illuminant. The oil was refined in a variety of ways; lamps were speedily invented for its special use, and then came a process for cheapening the production so as to place it within the reach of the masses, The startling reformation that cheap oil has made in the social and family life of hundreds of thousands can scarcely be real- ized hy those of us that live in comparative comfort. Poor people 50 years ago could not afford enough light of an evening to read hy, aod even in good-sized farmhous- es a lew flickering candles were the only light. Now in millions of our homes the genial lamp invites to games, mosio, study and xocial recreation. Like railways and electricity, lamp oil has become a large eciviliziog and humaniziog force. In Pennsylvania and New York States there are today nearly 3,000 oil-producing wells, and boring for new supplies is heing constantly parsned. Luce Bark Trees. There are in all about half a dozen lace bark trees in the world, so called because the inver bark yields a natural lace in ready made sheet form which can be made up io serviceable articles of apparel. Only four of these curious species of trees are of much practical value. In its natural state the real lace brak is of a delicate cream white tint. It is prob- ably a kind of fibrous pith. When the outer bark is removed it can be unfolded aud unwound in one seamless piece, hav- ing a surface of a little more than a square yard. Washing and still bleaching give it a dazzling white appearance. The fabric 1 airily light. It is used io the West In- dies for mantillas, cravate, collars, cuffs, window curtains—in a word, for every purpose that ordinary lace is nsed. In mak- ing up shawls, veils and the like, it is ous- tomary to piece two sheets of lace bark to- gether. Delicate aud apparently weak as it is in single mesh, a bit of lace bark, if rolled into a thio «tring, will all but resist human strength to break it. Despite it practical use there is no essen- tial demand for lace bark. It has been used by the natives for hundreds of years and yet is comparatively little known to this day. A few specimens of lace bark articles exist in different countries of Eu- rope. These were made hundreds of years ago, yet, although their age is consider- able, they are said to be in a good state of preservation.—[ Chicago News. . The Old Plane Tree ef Cos. In the island of Cos, in the JEgean Sea, there stands, jealously ed, a huge e tree, measuring nearly eighteen ya: n circumference. It is surrounded by a ium, or raised platform, breast high, oubtless built to support the trunk of the tree after it bad become hollow and weak from age. The lower branches are still well preserved, and bave been shored up by pieces of antique colaomns, over the r ends of which the branches have grown like caps in consequence of the pressure of their own weight. Close by the tree is a solid marble seat, which is said to be the chair of Hi the father of medicine, and it is supposed that be taught the art of healing from that seat. He was born at Cos 460 B.C. This gives a clue to the age of the celebrated plane tree, which must be considerably more than 2,000 years old.—[London Times. ] ~—Many a man will be su when be Ae to heaven to find how a place his little kindly deeds occupy in its his- tory. —‘‘Are there any sharks around here, ?? “I don’t know. Never stop- at the hotel.” oo SS | | | | lor, THE JERUSALEM CHAMBER. A Celebrated Recess In the Wall of Westminster Abbey. In the southwest wall of Westmin. ster abbey a narrow recess shows an old ocak door. Behind it is a passage leadicg into a small room with finely carved paneling called the Jericho par- which leads into the celebrated Jernsalem chamber. This chamber is of profound modern interest in that it was the scene of the 1611 and 1884 re- visions of the Bible, in the latter in- stance the United States taking a most Prominent part. The Jerusalem chamber is also of great historic interest, being one of the few remains of the old palace of West- minster, which for centuries was dis- dinct and separate from the abbey. Many rooms in the old palace had sim- ilar fanciful names, such as heaven, paradise and the Antioch chambers, The Jerusalem chamber was built by Abbot Litlington in 1386 and was so named from the colored glass brought from Jerusalem which decorates it. The room Is rectangular in shape, wainscoted with cedar and other woods, all of which were brought from the Holy Land. The ceiling and the upper part of the walls are frescoed, and here and there hang costly tapes- tries, which Henry VIII placed in the choir of the abbey, but which have since been removed to this room. The splendid cedar mantelpiece was put up in commemoration of the marriage of Charles I, then. Prince of Wales, with the Princess Henrietta Maria of France. The carved and wooden heads on either side of the mantelshelf repre- sent the royal pair, One of the frescoes depicts King Henry IV., who breathed his last with- in these walls in 1413. This event oc- curred twenty-five years after the room was built and was doubtless the first really important Incident in its history, for celebrated, indeed sacred, as the chamber has since become, at its construction it was only intended as the withdrawing room for the guests of Abbot Litlington. King Henry, with the uneasy con- science of a usurper and a supersti- tious belief in a prophecy that foretold his death at Jerusalem, decided upon a crusade to the Holy Land. The cru- sade, which the king deemed ample atonement for his sins, was, however, too long deferred. Preparatory to leav- ing on his journey to Jerusalem, while praying before the shrine of St. Ed- ward the Confessor in the abbey, he was stricken with a mortal sickness, and, in the words of the old chronicle, “they for his comfort bore him into the abbot's place and laid him down be- fore the fire in this chamber.” On coming to himself and learning that he was in the chamber named Hierusalem then said the king, “Laud be to thee, Father of heaven, for now I know that I shall die in this cham- ber, according to the prophecy made of me before said, that I should die in Hierusalem.” And so he made himself ready and died shortly after. The body of Addison lay in state in this room, whence it was borne at the dead of night to its last resting place in the chapel of Henry VII, the pro- cession passing round the shrine of Ed- ward the Confessor and the choir sing- ing a funeral hymn. From the Jeru- salem chamber also the body of Sir Isaac Newton was carried to the grave, the pall being borne by the lord chancellor and by dukes and earls. Scott's Worst Hour. It is not the foolish and ignorant who are prey to the most unreasoning fears. Scott, who had grand moral courage and seems ordinarily not to have lack- ed physical courage, has left it on rec- ord that the moment of greatest terror in his life was that he spent while walking back through the fields after passing a day with Joanna Baillie at Hampsted. He met a rough looking man, a disreputable figure of the real jail bird. Scott hurried past him in alarm and was further disconcerted when he saw, by turning his head, that the man had crept through a gap to the other side of the hedge. Scott climbed through another gap, so that he was able to see the fellow groping at the bottom of the hedge. It was a stone or a cudgel that the ruffian was seeking, so that he might do murder. the novelist thought. And in that mo- ment he experienced an agony of fear such as never before or afterward pos- sessed him. The purpose of the man was quite innocent; he was merely picking up a bundle. Scott vaulted a stile with such thankfulness to escape that he was unconscious at the time that In grasping the wood he drove home a splinter three-quarters of an inch long between the flesh and the nail of one of his fingers.—St. James’ Gazette. The Kaleidoscope. Have you any idea what a wonderful thing a kaleidoscope really is? Did you night for ninety-one years and forty- without exhausting the dif- binations or the possibilities a new figure on the next f the number of pieces of glass increased to twenty, a calculation that 462,880,5800,576 years necessary to go through all of of which it would be ca of the Instrument turning so as to get ten changes and working day and night illions of years. & "l i y ! & ert Fob GOLD THIMBLES. Process by Which These Dainty Finger Caps Are Fashioned. The gold from which thimbles are made is bought at 2 United States sub- treasury in the shape of snug little in- gots brick shaped and two and a half Inches long and one and a quarter fuches thick. Each one contains of pure gold twenty-four karats fine metal of the value of 8600. Gold of this fineness would be much too soft for thimbles, and it is alloyed down to fourteen karats, in which con- dition it is rolled into sheets of suita- bie thickness. In the first process ot manufacture a sheet of this gold is run into a machine, which cuts out of it a disk in size sufficient to form a thim- ble, the same machine stamping this disk also into the form of a straight sided capsule with irregular edges. Then the thimble blank goes into an- other machine, in which the die stamps it into its conical shape. Out of this machine it goes into an annealing fur- nace for tempering and from that into an acid bath for cleaning and the re- moval of the fire coating. Then the thimble is put into a lathe to be turned down to its final shape and dimensions. With repeated applications of the tool the operator brings the crown of the thimble into its perfect form and cuts down along the thimble's sides to bring the walls of the thimble to the requisite thickness, defines and finish- es the smooth band that runs around the lower part of the thimble and brings into relief the rounded rim that encircles the thimble at its openjug at once to give it a finishing ornamental grace there and to stiffen it. The glis- tening little gold shavings that he cuts off in these various operations all fall into a canvas trough. ~~ - It lacks yet the familiar indentations in its surface that serve to support the needle and to hold it in place. These the thimble maker now proceeds to make. It is done with a tool called a knurle. There are an end knurle and a side knurle. An end knurle is simply a handle having set in it a tiny thin revolving wheel of steel upon whose periphery is a continuous encircling row of little bosses or knobs corre- sponding in size to the little indenta- tions to be made. The side knurle has in place of such a wheel a little steel cylinder of a length sufficient to cover that section of the thimble that is to be indented on its sides, this cylinder hav- ing knobs all over its surface as the end knurle wheel has around its edges and turning, like the wheel, on its axis. The thimble in the lathe is turning at 2,600 revolutions a minute, and it seems as if the application to its sur- face of any sort of tool with protuber- ances on it must leave there only a jangled and mixed up lot of irregular marks. But now, with the end knurle the thimble maker makes an Indenta- tion in the _onter of the top of the thimble and then proceeds rapidly and with perfect certainty with the end knurle to describe around that center concentric rings of indentations, with the indentations all perfectly spaced from the center of the cirer mference of the top. You may see him do this, but you can't tell how he is able to do it. And then with the side knurle he makes the indentations in the side of tha thim- ble, making them as well as he deftly presses the tool against it, indentations that run absolutely uniform and true and that end at their lower edge in a perfectly true encircling line.—Chicago Chronicle. City Servants Mustn’t Snore. “Excuse me,” said the polite employ- ment agent, “but do you snore?” The rosy face of the young girl fresh from the country turned rosier. “Not that I am aware of, sir,” she answered. “But what has snoring to do with my suitability for this post of chambermaid ?” “You are from the country,” the man answered, “or you would understand. You see, here in New York we all live in apartments or flats and snoring is with us an objection, a grave objec- tion, for it hinders sleep. Suppose your master turned in, worn out with a bard day's work and could not get to sleep on account of your snoring. That, if it happened night after night, would settle your hash though you were a very model of a chambermaid.” “I see,” said the young girl thought- fully. “I must look into this. “I'll let you know later whether I snore or not.” “Yes, I can’t give you the place till I find out. If you do snore,” the agent went on, “the vice may with patience be cured. Stop sleeping on your back; sleep only on your side. Your slum- bers will then be as silent as a babes. All city people have learned to sleep on their sides so as not to snore.””—New Orleans Times-Democrat. He Paid For the Boots. According to an old French tale, a number of shoemakers argue the ques- tion, Which one of them is the most meekly submissive to his wife? To the one who is least so the host offers to give the best pair of beots in his shop. If any one claims the boots and falls ; w g g : : : 2gdges eald 1s