Democratic Watcha Bellefonte, Pa., April AT THE CLOSE OF Dear little hands, that I can hold Within the hollow of my palm ; Dear little frame that I can fold Within the comfort of my arm ; God grant those hands may ever be Faitkfal to him, and true to me. Dear tired feet, enchained by sleep ; They've traveled miles at home today ; I pray tliat God those feet will keep Within the paths of truth alway ; Great Guide, that they may ever be Faithful to thee, and true to me. 1lay my boy down in tke bed, And kiss the yieldiog fingertips ; Dream angels throng about his head, And slumber seal the noisy lips, God grant those lips may ever be Faithu! to him, and true to me, Heart of my heart, my child, my son, ; Thy mother's flesh is like to thine ; 1 yield thee to a mightier One To keep thee in His strength divine— My Samuel to God I bring, Behold thy servant, Father—Kiog ! —Mary L. Loomis, in Good Housekeeping. BIJIE. Bijie sat in the cabin doorway, his chin deep in bis hands, his eyes on the sunset pageant. Miss Carmichael turned from the road into the bard listle path that ran through the doglenuel and up to the cabin door, but be failed tosee her. Chain on chain, towering tier on towering tier, the sunset ranges stood out against the west. It seemed that all the gold and scarlet and purple the world held, or could ever hold, had been powdered fine as dust and rolled into the sky in one magnificent wave of color. When it ebbed, fading as qajekly as it came, fomething within the little boy went too, hurrying away through the air with the vanished sunset. ‘‘Bijie ?” Bijie started. It was the lovely lady who had bought his berries all Summer. She was walking with buoyant footsteps, and she was com- ing straight to the cabin door. Bijie’s little brown face dropped down into his little brown bands. Bat Miss Car- michael bad seen the look she loved on his face. Noone had ever looked at her as this little boy did. Bijie looked up at ber as we look up at a parting io the rain clouds that shows us the sun once more. Then he bad sooght shelter. He worship- ped, but she dazzled him. The lady laid her gloved band on the patched shoulder of Bijie’s faded pink calico shirt. “What were you thinking of ?'’ she asked. ‘““Why was your little face so solemn as the san went down 2" ‘“ Bout nothin’,” he said; nothin’ "tall.”’ The words spoken, he lived through an awful moment in which the hlood ham- mered in his ears and bis throat pulsed thickly. The night before he had eat in ‘meetin’ and heard the fate of liars. His litle body had grown rigid with terror as be listened. When the preacher bad cried out iu an awful voice, ‘No liars air in thet kingdom,” he had almost falled off the bard, backless beneh. And now he bad lied. He had lied ! Bijie stood up straight and stavch in the doorway. He mes the lady's eyes bravely. There was yet time to save lis immortal seal. ‘I wuz pretendin’ I wuz a bird,” he said gravely; *‘an’ I wuz flyin’ ter the top o’ the mountings an’ lockin' over ter see whar nit drapped to. I allus did wane ter see hit drap other side” Miss Carmichael’ gay langh rang out. Miss Carmichael was past ber first youth, but her lasgh was like a girl's. *‘Bijie,” she said, “yon are delicious !"’ That first morning after Miss Carmichael had come to Summer at Marsville and had set up housekeeping for hersell,—Miss Car- michael’s friends who owned the little home in the mountains were summering abroad, —Bijie bad stood at the open door, a tin pail of berries in one band, the other holding the fat fingers of the last year's baby. It was then Miss Carmichael had said those very words. ‘‘Little boy,’ she said, ‘‘you are delicious. Which year's baby are you?’ She bad then engaged all the berries Bijie could pick the loug Sam- mer through. Miss Carmichael thought of those first quaint words she had heard Bijie utter as she entered the cabin. Only now she did not laugh. The lass year's baby and the babies of four other years flung themselves at their mother. They retreated behind her dingy calico skirt and clung to its dark, ugly folds in five separate small agoniesof sbyness. In spite of them, the woman got to her feet, her three-montis’ baby in her arms, and stood in awkward but sincere hospitality, waiting for her guest to be seated. Standing there, her shoulders and hips sagged weakly. At hest she bad never been strong, and multiplied motherhood had wasted her. Life was just a thing of dishes that were never quite washed, of floors thas were never quite swept, of cares that cor- roded, of poverty that bit deeper year hy year, but she took it all uncomplainingly. She had taken the last baby uncompiain- ingly, and he was her ninth year’s baby. Unlike most mountain women, when she bad resumed ber seat she opened the con- versation. She showed no self conscious. ness in the presence of one from the world ** hous beyond the mountains. “I'm glad ye Some, ") she said. “'Bijie set a sight o’ store ye. ‘‘It’s about Bijie that I've come,’”’ Miss ichael said simply. Soddenly she leaned toward the mountain woman and began to speak in an eager, impulsive, al- most girlish way. ‘I've never seen such a dear little boy,”’ she said; *‘and I’ve some to ask you to give him to me. You bave don’t you think you could spare The mountain woman was silent, bat ker hand on the calico slip the baby wore OR rer bgt A ow it sounds ” Miss ichael oried. Her ed rapidly about the disordered room. *‘I know it sounds selfish for me to say it, hut I'm tho of too. I da tly tot tt uw.” Ho ‘wil never or with me. will be sent to the Bocet school in the land and up to be a nse- “And still the mountain woman i ber hand Yuilhiog ob i rchn Jamas s loge 1 hand. Sae had speak, bus, ouri- A ts tg ls vests she. oid spoken by her visitor. They ran a sort of . journey through her consciousness, ‘Here he has no chaoce,—not one, nof one, NOT ONE!” Miss Carmichael leaned forward aod aid the soft white band from which she had taken her glove on Bijie's mother’s rough “Give him that chance,” she pleaded. ‘I reckin bit 'ad be the only/chancefbe’d ever git,”’ the mountain woman said. She had found a voice. It wasn’t her own, but it would do. ‘‘Sometimes they ain’t no bread here; sometimes they ain’t no meat; sometimes they ain’t nothin’ here but babies—jest a empty hoase full 0’ habies— not thet I ain’t willin’ ter take what the Good Man sends.” A sudden pity pierced Miss Carmichael’s heart. ‘‘You poor, poor thing !"’ she cried. “‘Give one to me—Bijie. Ob, I'll be good to him !”’ *‘I know ye will,” the mountain woman said simply. ‘An’ when he gits terbea scholar be kin write me a letter naow an’ then.” At the thought of her little boy's being a scholar a sudden glow ran over her plain, worn face. ‘‘Ye'll not fin’ him dilly tarned,’”’ she said, ‘‘efl he does pinch the baby when Igit him ter bol’ him, an’ throw the cat at thet leetle fellar thet is afeared o’ his shadder, an’ bide behin’ the pig-pen w.en I holler fer a bucket o’ wa- ter.” Bijie’s brow crinkled into anxious little puckers. His mother’s acid truths were drifting ont to him on the door step. She was telling Her. He got up from the door step and went in. is imploring little hand plucked at Miss Carmichael’s skirt. “I'm a master ban’ ter feed the pig,’”’ he said. ““An’ Itote in asight o’ chips.” Miss Carmichael emiled down at him, a sudden mist in her eyes. The last year’s baby and the bahies of four other vears clung to their mother’s ekirts as she accompanied her guest to the door. They pulled in five separate ways, creating five separate and distinet physical discomforis. “I'll bev him ready,” the mountain woman said as parting. “I'll send him termorrer evenin.”’ ye won't fail in a early start.” ‘‘Son,’’ the mountain woman said to Bijie the next afternoon, and she spoke solemnly, “‘allus remember that ye air of pore hut hones’ folks.”” She held oat a limp hand and said gocd-by. The woun- tain woman was not a demonstrative wom- an. The wother followed with straining eyes the little figure that went its eager way to- ward the glory of the evening san. Now it was just a blur on the landscape; now it was swallowed up in the distance. Night that bad crouched on the hills in the east rose up and lighted the stars with silent bands. And still the woman stood, strain- ing ber aching eyes into the distance. The babies cried. They came to the door and pulled at her skirte. Bot she drew away from them roughly. The children had kindled a fire and were gathered about it when the woman turned into the cabin. As she looked at them, she drew a breath that shook ber. Bijie could have slipped in among them anywhere. Bijie was only seven and little for his years, but ob ! the gap he had left about that crowded fire place ! Hall way across the cabin the woman stopped. Bijie's discarded pink ealico shirt lay in her way—Bijie’s soiled and faded shirt. A damb, eloquent thing, it cried out to her. She lifted it from the floor. “Lord, Lord,”’ she whispeied, sep we. Oncet a woman suffered fer e." . No knight ever rose from his accolade with a more shining countenance than Bijie's as he steered into thas glowing west. On the morrow the journey into the unkoown was to begin. He had always wanted to travel. Oace his brother had gone into an adjoining county aud had re. turned to eat up a piece of pie that was for Bijie, and the little hoy Lad sobbed oat “Mommie, mommie! when he hed travel ed, an’ I ain't never ben nowhar!” Now he was going to the city. There would be streets shining with gold. And there would be houses high as mountains and great high gates. Sbining angels would be sitting on all the gates. My ! hut it would shine—~the city ! Aud there would be no night there. No night there. It puzzled Bijie. Bas the thought slipped away. He was going to learn and learn. “Figgerin’ and writin’ and geogerphy. I'm goin’ ter larn a heap afore I die.”’ he #aid out loud, his steady eyes on a little scarlet clond that had curled up to show its golden lin. ing. And jonrneying thus, accompanied % his fancies, he came to Mis« Carmichael’s oor. Mis« Carmichael was there, waiting. She pathered the radiant little figure up, out- landish coat made from his mother’s old blue dress, outlandish tronsers made from bis fathei's old green velveteen hreeches, scarlet woolen stockings, ciumsy shoes, lank old carpet-bag and ail, and bore him in. It was after supper that Miss Carmichael asked Bijie if he would like to have her olay for him. He nodded shyly. She looked xo beautiful as she «at at the piano ! Now and then she turned her head and smiled at Bijie. A wave of warm red blood flooded up to the roots of his bair when she turned and smiled at him, And then she sang! Bijie had never heard a woman from Miss Carmichael's world sing. His little body on the edge of the sofa, rigid and aching with cmbar- rassment, relaxed. He nestled back among the cushion pillows, his eyes on her face,on her soft white throat,on her moving fingers. He wanted to his shy little face agalus Shoes 0 Sahing Sogers, e yearning grew in throbs of long- ing. Once he stood up—be almost dared to doit. Bat he dropped back among the cushions. Mies Carmichael carried Bijie upstairs and laid him on the big white bed in the room next her own. She took off all the queer, outlandish things, a beautiful look on her face. A strange new tenderness was in ber eyes as she hent over and left a kiss on Bijie’s cheek. He was here—all hers ! Oat of her richer life she bad pitied the mountain woman, the mountain woman who had been richer than she. Bijie waked in the night and sat up in bed. He put out a small band that tremb- ied, for the darkness pushed and crowded He'll be thar so thet | cow would come down from the mountain pasture, and go by, lowing and clanking her bells merrily. There was no cow at Bijie's home. They were too poor for such a loxury. Bat the big old speckled hen would fly down from her roost in the pine- tree, and the little red buntie would come out from under the lean-to, leading her brood of hungry chickens, and followed by the lazy old dog. Quite without warning something fell with a dull little thud into Bijie's heart. | He didn’t know the name of the aching | thing that had settled there; he only knew its pain. He sat up in bed. Outside, in the weird hall-light the trees were swaying. Why—they were beckon- ing. They were beckoning to him—Bijie, And the white road was waving up and down. It was calling to him, too. Bijie gave a little gasp. His heart began to swell. How it swelled ! Maybe it was | going to burst. Bijie’s bare feet struck the floor witha thud. He knew why his heart hart, knew why the trees called, why the road called. He was coming—coming in answer to the call. A sudden dismay overspread his face. He couldn't answer that call. He was go- ing to the city to learn readin’ and writin’ and geogerphy. Banjo Branch’s rippling waters would laugh out, but never again because he splashed through them. The hirds woud sing as if they meant to split their throats, but he would not hear them. When the sun lay hot and bright on the chou!ders of the great hills, and the shad- ows made hy a flying bird and drifting cloud passed over them, he wouldn't be there to see. Wouldn't he ! With masouline contempt for snoh feminine idiocy, Bijie flung off the lney negligee Miss Carmichael had pat on him. Miss Carmichael bado’t known what to put on him. She had no previous knowl- edge of litele boys unacquainted with night clothes. His iran little hody fairly flang itself into his clothes. Fully dressed, carpet. hag in hand, be stood in the doorway that [1d from his room to hers. She had deft it { open, She was asleep. Her hair was tombled | a'wut her face. Her soft white breast was | riving and falling under its burden of lace. | Her hand, the one that was covered with | shiny rings, lay on the coverlid. She look- ed very hieautiful. Bijie's mother was nos heautiful when slie slept. The yearning of the night before overtook Bijie again. If he only dared! Bijie dropped the carpet-hag and crept into the room stealthily. His heavy «hoes made np sound ou the soft jugs. He drop- ped down heside her, | fingers, he didn’t want to leave her ! He uttered the softest little ery of pain, but it reached her. Her eyes flattered open. DBijie bardly breathed. was a dream and go back to sleep. may he, maybe, know. Her eyes fluttered shut again. picked up the old earpet-hag. through the open window and dropped to the gronnd below, the cabin’s open door. toil-ronghened, faithful Her bands, the hands that had that only mothers know, were elutching the door-jamb. She seemed afraid to let it un. Her eves were on the long, long road that Bijie bad taken the night before. When the little dark moving speck ap- peared on the road, so hright in the morn- ing light, the woman shaded her eve« and look at it fixedly. She could distinguish that it was a clnld. When it resolved itself into a hoy, into a hoy with a carpet-hag, she trembled, He came neater. The mountain woman drank down the vision as one who is thirsty swallows a great draught of sparkling wa. ter. When the child saw the mountain wom- an he began to run. The wountain wom. an ran, too. She opened her arms wide— arms from which this year's baby and the last year’s baby and the babies of other years had pushed Bijie. With the little sobbed-ont cry : *““Mom- mie, mommie, I'd 'a’ ben a scholar ef I conld bev. Bot Icouldn’t stan’ hit,” he went straight into the oatstretched arms. The mountain woman tried to speak,but her lips would not move. She had put her face down on Bijie's face, and it was wet, Far and near, chain on ohain, towering tier on towering tier,dazzling in the morn- ing light, the mountains hung against the sky.—the mountains that shut the two in from the strange, hig world.—By Sara Lindsay Coleman, in the Delineator. Where the Patch Helongs. A New Englander had occasion to engage a gardener. One morning two applicants appeared, onea decidedly decent looking man and the other of moch lest prepossess- ing appearance and waunner, After very little hesitation the man of the house chose the latter applicant. A friend who was present evinced sur- prise at the selection, asking : ‘‘Has that man ever worked for you be- fore?" ‘‘No,”” replied the other. ‘‘In fact, I never saw either of them until today.” “Then why did you choose the shorter man ? The other had a much hetter face.” ‘‘Face !"’ exclaimed the proprietor of the place in disgust. ‘‘Let me tell you that when you pick cut a gardener you want to go by his overalls. If they're patched on the knees, you want him. If the patoh is on the seat of his trousers, yon don’t.” —Success Magazine. Ratsing Chickens. Little Girl—Mrs. Brown, ma wants to know if she could borrow a dozen of eggs. She wants to put "em under a hen. Neighbor yon've got a hen setting, have you? I didn’t know you kept hens. Little Girl—No, ma’am ; we don't, but Mrs. Smith's going to lend us a hen that's going to set, an’ ma thought if you'd lend us some eggs we'd find a nest ourselves. to have ac automobile ? Eva—That’s something I wouldn’t per- mit under any circumstances. Mourning colors don’t become me. "How do Supp the bridge over orisis Bui ‘Well, not by means of their peers.” EE ——————— One of the keenest traits of a oon. summate rascal is a general mistrust of his | Presently, as it grew lighter, the Joyner’ For one delicious | moment his cheek lay on the soft, cool | ished hat. He tried 10 breathe their perfame | down deep into his laboring little breast | where «0 many emotions fought for mas- | tery. He didn’t want to leave her. Ob, | If he kept vers still she would think it t But | and a hot iron when she waked she would | | seam, Bijie slipped back across the floor and | ed and ironed and the hat is placed on a He climbed | lathe and polished with a stiio of velvet, Lita illiaut gloss, The mountain ‘woman was standing in served her children with a sell-effacement | | form and slizhtly enried. The edge of the ¢ ——Alice—I hear your husband is going | ghe The Story of a Silk Hat. | Iu the making of the silk hat, that in- | dispensable accessory of fashionable mas | culine attire, comparatively little use is | made of the marvels of modern machinery | that play so important a part in most of | arts and manufactures. The construciion | of a silk hat ivclades five stages: making | the foundation ct body (called in French | galelle, that is ‘pie crust’' ), covering. rhap. | ing, sewing the silk plush cover, aud, | finally, lining and trimmiog. The body | i= composed of several thickuesses of very | five muslin which are wrapped around | wooden forms (biceks) representing the styles of the season. The muslin, before nt is put on the blocks is stretched on frames | brushed with a solution of shellac in wlew- | hol containing a little ammonia, and dried | in toe open air or in well-ventilated 1oome, | according to the season and the weather, | The foundation, or body, thus constructed | is varnished. It is as hard as wood, very | light aud absolately water-tight. If is 1s thrown on the floor it will rebound with- | out becoming deformed. In order to make | the foundation exactly fit the wooden block, | which 1 smaller in the middle than a: the | ends, the first strip of muslin is cut bias. | The innermost layer of the top of the hat | consists of satin or watered silk. To this | the prepared muslin is applied iu one or | more layers. The foundation of the bnim | is made of two or three layers of mouter | muslin coated with shellac, which ate pressed together and smoothed by a ma- | chine which consists essentially of two! cast-iron rollers mounted on a heavy iron | frame avd heated by gas. This machine | is rolled several times over the still flat brim foundation to which it gives the 1e- quired stilfness. The brim is then clamp- ed between a wooden plank and a zine plate, in each of which isa hole shgitly larger thao the inside of the finished har, and the jouer edge of the bnim which jito- jects beyond the plank and zine plateis bent at right angles by the application of a hot iron of peculiar shape and timmed with knives to remove the irre, ularities produe- | ed hy this operation. The short tube thos | formed inside of the brim foundation is fitted to the foundation of the crown and the two are fastened together by the apple cation of a hot iron, the hatmaker's nsost | important tool. Tian the entire bods re- ceives another coat of varuish and. ofter drying, it is ready to be covered with «ilk plush, The covering is in two pieces, a circle and a rhomboid. The illustiation shows a | gir! tracing the ontlines with cbalk on the back of the plosh and another | girl cutting ont the pieces. A wkiliful | needlewoman then sews the pices togeth- | er, for the seam must nor show in the fin- | The plush 1s stretched tightly | and the nap is brushed over the seams, i In the operation of govering the hat, cash- | mere ix glued ou the lower mide of the brim | anid +ilk plush on the upper vide. Then the 1 | wooden block alieady used, which is com: | i pred of five sections, is wiapped with cos: | ton wadding and forced into the hat body avd smoothed and made to adbere by the application of a wire brush, « damp sponge, Then comes the most dil- fienlt and delicate task of ali, the joining of the side to the brim by an invisible The entire surface is again dampen- which cleans the plash perfectly and gives The inequalities in the crown caused by the tive parted forin on which is was forced are removed by placing it and turning it on a gallows-shaped heated iron tool, an operation which requires great strength as well as skill avd taste. The crown is now covered with paper to protect the surface and the flat brim is molded to the desired brim is then sharpened with knife and plave, covered with silk braid and finally shaped to suit the particular style desired or the taste of the wearer, if it has been made to order. The final operation, per- formed by girls, is the ivsertion of the leather sweat band and the silk lining. The slik bat of the twentieth century can defy the elements. It is less ornate than its ancients prototype of soft felt garnish- ed with plumes, but it 1s far lighter and more durable. Cost of Laying Dust. The Road Protection League, which has been formed in Europe for the purpose of promoting differents questions relating to the suppression of dost and the tariing of roads, recently held a meeting at Paris. M, Guglielmenetti, she secretary of the league and a leading authority on soch matters, made some interesting statements on the question of applying liquid watter on the roads. According to the official reports of the government eugineers of the city of Paris, the Department of the Seine and other distriots, the four years test of the new tarring system bas given excellent re- sults from every standpoint and quite justi fies the expense. The latter is estimated at $0.03 to $0.04 per square yard. Ona main avevue of the town of Melon among others, the annual economy resulting from the tarring process has heen estimated at $0.02 per square yard on the decrease of wear and as $0.01 on the watering and cleaning of the road, so that in fact the cost of she new treatment is not over what the untreated road wonld cost, and we have the advantage of no dust or mud. Besides the usual processes of preventing dust, a new method has been brought out by a French chemist, P. Delair, and it can also be used for laying the dust inside of houses, where coal tar cannot be employed. The experimenter had ocoasion to make long researches on the use of cholride of magnesinm for laying dast. It can be pro- cured at a very low price. As itis very deliquescent when in solution it is very slow in evaporating. Thus certain bodies which are impregnated with it are able to keep moist and thus will attract the dust and small debris of all kinds, keeping them down but without sticking. It seems well adapted for floors and also for roads on this account. Although it does not sup- press the powdered matter, it gives ita certain density which prevents it from rising and dispersing different kinds of germs. A strong solution applied twice in two days isenough for treatinga floor. After two hours the solution sinks into the wood. Then the s can he done under the bess conditions. Thedust when raised falls a | tions, Next Primery Will be June Ist. According to the provisions of the new primaries act which will be generally ob served in the state, the spring election in this and other counties will he held Satnr- day, Juve 2, at which time candidates for all officers to be filled até the general elee- tion next November, with the exception of those nomivated by national and «tate con- ventions, wili be voted for as well as the | officers of the various political parties. The election will be conducted in the various districts by the regular election officers, who shall receive one-balf of the com pensation allowed them as regular elec- The polls will be open liom 2 to 8 p.m. while all licensed places must be closed from 109 p. m The conuty commissioners are required under the act to provide the hallows and other necessary supplies All the expenses incurred through the election are to he paid hy the counsy, which in tarn will he reimbursed by the «tate out of funds nos utherwise appiopiiated and expended. All candidates for county officers, in- cluding sheriff, (register of wills, poor director and district attorney must file pe- titions with the county commissioners at least three weeks before the primary elec tion. Fach petition most have at least filty signatares of qualified voters. The county commissioners shall have on file in their office, atv least one week preceding the primary, open to public iuspection, forms of the ballots whicl shall be used in tach election district within the county. The qualification of electors entitled to vote ata primary shall he the same as tive qualifications of electors within the elee- tion district where the primary is held. Each elector shall prove his qualifications and his identity io the same manner in which electors in the same election in which he offers to vote are, or hereafter | may be, required hy law to prove their qualifications or identity, or election day. Each elector shail have the right toe. ceive the bailot of the party for which he asks. Inthe event he is challenged he shall be required to make oath or affirma- tion that, at the next preceding ge eral election at which Lie voted, he voted for a majority of the candidates of the party for whose ballot he asked. One of the changes which goes into effect at the June primary is “that no elector shall be permitted to receive any assistance tn making his ballot anless he shall first make an affidavit that he cannot read the names on the ballot, or that by reason of | physical disability he is unable to mark his Ballot.’ Next year on account of ita being a presidential year this primary will be held the second Satarday of April. The Special Delivery Stamps. Congress at its last sescion passed a hill abolishing the use of special delivery stamps after July 1, 1907, and providing that 10 cents in ordinary postage will caniy a special delivery letter to its destination if the word special iv written on the envel- ope. Many people have misunderstood the { new law aud as a result are mailing special delivery letters under the conditions of the new law with the result that the postal an. thorities can only let the letters take the usual enurse. Many soch letters have heen dropped at the local office. Notices will be sent to the snbpostal stations that until July 1 letters for special delivery must hear the regular special delivery stamp. Czar to Abdicate Says un Authority, LoxpoN —The Daily Mirror claims to be in a position to announce on the ‘high est aathority,’’ that the Emperor of Rus. sia purposes to abdicate ard that Grand Duke Mitchell will be appointed regent daring the infancy of the Czareviteh. For the past three or four weeks, the paper says, the events in this direction have heen proceeding with lightning rapid- ity in St. Peteishurg, butthe secret has been well kept. The Daily Mirror says; “Lately the Emperor's wind kas given way even more completely, and he has shown himself incapable of preforming the smallest duties of his rank.” To Count 175,000,000. Fearing that some of the $175,000,000 upsigned bank notes in the vaults of the treasury may have been stolen, Secretary Corsleyon, at the request of the comptrol- ler of the currency, assigned experts to count the notes. This action is the idrect result of the robbery of the Chicago sub- treasury of $193,000, The task will re- quire six clerks and 18 expert counters two weeks to perform. There bas not been a count for more than five years, There bave been only two losses in the history of this bureau. The last was in 1869, since which time there bas heen is. sued to the banks 3 000,000,000 without the loss of a dollar. The Cutdoor Boy. Let the boy learn to hit the bi t spot with a rifle, and if war comes can hit the button on the coat of an enemy the first shot and does not have to be taught to shoot over again after he enlists. If he is familiar with guns, boats, water and the wild woods, he will be handy anywhere, and you can’t lose him. Any boy who has got a fa- ther who won't do the right thing by him and give him a chance to love the woods and the water and the free, clean alr that God serves free, when you get far enough away from man’s city can come along with me some e, and I will show him how to have time of his life.—Outer's Book. He'll Get the Girl. Tommy Rattles was turned when he asked Elsie’s father for consent. The old man said that Tom- a good boy, but lacked per- was cy. t Is Tommy going to do about it? He goes to the old man and asks him for his daughte. three evenings every week.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. His Reformation. “Yes,” sald the reformed cannibal chief, “I used to eat every missionary t came out here.” “That wae before you got religion, eh?” queried the new missionary. “No; before I got indigestion.”—Cath- olic Standard and Times. Learning. I won $50 from Bings last EES ey, ow Bug know Bow t playing ? Sle To yet.—Lippincott's Maga- to sine. FALSE ALARM OF FIRE. A Peril Always to Be Met Promptly on Board Ship. It was ou board the Northern Light, says Captain Osbon in “A Sailor of Fortune,” that a false alarm of fire was sounded and disaster prevented only Ly prompt action. A passenger, looking down through the boiler hateh, saw the red painted bLoller fronts and, seeing the flamelike color amid a cloud of steam, shouted, “Fire!” Immedi- ately the whole vessel was in an up- roar, and a dangerotis panic was im- minent. I was one of the underoffi- cers. The climax came when the quarter- master saw a minister of the gospel on the rail trying to lower the bow of one of the ship's boats. I ran to him and ordered him to come down on deck. The minister paid no attention, and I seized his coat tail to drag him down by force. Perhaps it was an old coat, for the geams parted, and a second later I had the ministerial coat tail in my hands. He came down then. He was angry and was likewise a spectacle to look upon. He started to call an indignation meeting, but most of the passengers had recovered from their fright by this time and were inclined to be merry at the reverend gentleman's expense. He went raging to the captain, who summoned me to appear. I came, still carrying the coat tail in my hand. “Mr. Osbon,” he said, “what are your orders in case of a false alarm of fire?” “My orders,” I said, “are to stop it by any means necessary. I may knock a man down, throttle him or split him wide open.” The captain turned to the irate min- ister. “Those are Mr, Osbon's orders,” he sald. “You are fortunate that it was only your coat that was split open.” The danger from the false alarm of fire on shipboard is second only to the real thing and is always a peril to be met promptly. SPEED OF FISHES. Tarpon, Shark and Mackerel Are the Swiftest of Swimmers. When scientists desire to find out how fast a certain bird flies, it is neec- essary only to set up poles and note by stop watches the time the bird re- quires to cross the interval. The speed of fishes is more difficult to ascertain. Nevertheless, as the Saturday Even- ing Post explains, estimates have been made showing that the mackerel, con- sidering its.handicap in size, comes close to being the champion racer, Unquestionably the mackerel travels sometimes as fast as an express train at high speed—say, at the rate of sixty or possibly seventy miles an hour. Other things being equal, the larger the fish the faster it swims, just as the huge steamboat is able to travel at a speed much greater than the little har- bor tug. Undoubtedly the energy employed by a fish of great size, such as n thirty foot shark. when traveling at its best gait is something tremendous. An or- dinary tug, which represents a maxi- mum of energy in a minimum of bulk, utilizes about 2C0 horsepower. Of course it is only a guess, but it would not seem to be over the mark to sup- pose that a seventy foot whale makes use of 500 horsepower when it propels its huge bulk through the water at a rate of thirty miles an hour. A whale, which is a mammal and not a fish, might be compared to a freight train if the shark is a cannon ball ex- press, but it can beat the fastest “ocean greyhound” in a speed contest. The tarpon Is probably faster than the shark. It is believed that a tarpo! in a hurry can travel at the rate o eighty miles an hour. An Interrogation. While dining with friends in Cam- bridge, Bishop Phillips Brooks de- scribed with much enthusiasm a col- lege service he had recently attended. “It was an inspiration to see all those young men singing so heartily. Es- pecially they seemed to throw their whole souls into the hymn: “Am I a soldier of the cross, A follower of the Lamb? Even Dr. X,, the president of the col- lege, sang as If he felt the contagion of inspiration.” “Dr. X. sang that?’ broke in an incredulous listener. “Does Dr. X. believe that?’ “Oh, no,” re- plied Bishop Brooks quickly. “He was merely asking for information.” An Act of Heroism. On one occasion General Lee, while making an observation, stepped to a somewhat exposed position to secure a better view and thus stood for & moment at personal risk when General Gracle, who was in the party, quietly stepped before General Lee without obscuring hig view and remained thus covering the body of his superior until the fleldglass was lowered and the danger over—a simple, qulet act, but