RT ———. I Eo. BY P. GRAY MEEK. Ink Slings. —Earthquakes ate not unuscal. They are unpleasant. —Tomorrow the ground hog will set our minds at ease as to what it is to be, for the next six months, STAT E RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION, —It is a harmless corporation that isn't being introduced to the stern requirements of the law these days. —The skating rink is really a place of very innocent amusement yet why do so many people sit down on it? —The primaries are over. Now let the best man win. Iucidentally, you will find him on the Democratic ticket. —One of the most economical overseers of the poor Bellefonte bas ever had is what Mr. HOWLEY has been. His record proves that, —Giraffes and aot eaters have tongues nearly two feet in length, but all of the long-tongued species are not giraffes or ant eaters. —‘'Salome’’ t.'2 new opera that has been introduced in New York couldn't be ex- pected to be other than bad ; having had sach an anthor as OSCAR WILDE. —There has just passed into history one January without the January thaw. Of course there was plenty of thawing weath- er, but at that time there was nothing to thaw. ~Mr. swelled-head SWETTENHAM has resigned as Governor-general! of Jamaica. And the victims of the earthquake that devastated a portion of that island have not, as yet, petitioned him to reconsider. —If anybody knows of anything that hasn’t been soggested as needing some law at Harrisburg will they kindly commani- cate with the one or two Legislators there who have failed to introduce a bill up to this time. ~——All the men put in nomination by the Democrats at their primaries last Sat- urday evening are worthy of yonr support, and it will be no tronble to elect them if Democrats do their duty and torn out on election day. ~—1I¢ is all right to talk about what BERT TAYLOR and SNYDER TATE are doing but we want to tell you right here that ‘‘old man SPEER’ is the fellow who is cutting the ice in Bellefonte now and he is going to be elected Treacurer. —That jawing match that the President entered into with Senator FORAKER at the Gridiron club banquet, in Washington, Satarday night, neither contributed to the dignity of the Chief Executive of the land nor the edification of the public. —It is highly probable, thongh by no means certain, that the professional stock market manipulators are trying to scare the country into a state of business paral- yeis in order to hold up the adverse legis- lation that is threatening in so many of the States. — Reports from all parts of the State where the new primary law was followed are to the effect that the results were not as satisfactory as anticipated. For some unaccountable reason there was not nearly as large an attendavee as under the old system. —To think of it! GEORGE BURNHAM Jr., the convicted counsel general for the Matual Reserve Life Insurauce Co., is now the printer's devil in the prison at Sing Sing. Probably if he hadn’s played the devil with the business that was firs entrusted to him be wouldn't be playing it now. —Mr. HANKS, a college chum of Presi. ident RoosevELT at Harvard, is working for the Interstate-Commerce commission at one thousand dollars per year. Inasmuch ashe isa millionaire and lives in hotel apartments that cost him four hundred dollars per month it looks like there “isa nigger in the wood pile’ somewhere. —That fight between a bull and a bal- falo in Texas on Sunday was so repulsive that it bas stirred up po end of righteons indignation that such brutal sports shonld still appeal to civilized man. However great that excitement may be the fight be- tween the bulls and the bears in Wall street bas wore people spending sleepless nights, —Because peopledon’t like the idea of being banded a lemon it is actually assert- ed that the trade in that fruit has fallen off awmaziogly since the slang expression has been built ona lemon foundation. If there is a lemon trust—and if there is not somehody, somewhere, has been dereliot— here is a chance to mules the public for de- stroying its business. _VOL. 52 Hollow Mockeries Indeed. The credulity which permits certain of our esteemed contemporaries to hope for re- form from the present Legislature and the state administration is past under- standing. Nothing has been done or said by any of the leaders outside of Governor STUART himself to indicate the least change in purposes and the reform promises of Mr. STUART are contradicted by the character of the men whom he has called into his of- ficial family. So far as the legislative leaders are concerned what better evidence of their purpose to resume the old wethods could be imagined than their attitude to- ward General GopiN? There can be no question of his fitness for the promotion that was conferred upon him by Governor PENNYPACKER. Bat for the reason that some years ago he denounced the iniquities of the machine his confirmation has been held up and is likely to be defeated. For nearly forty years General GoBIN has been an officer in the National Guard. Daring the war of the Rebellion he took his primary lessons in military affairs on the battlefield and emerged from that great practical school as a Colonel. Soon afterward he entered the National Guard as a line officer and advanced by quick and earned promotions to the ravk of Brigadier General in which grade he served faithfully and well for fifteen years. Seven or eight years agobe was entitled both by service and capability to the com: wiseion as Major General but was prevent. ed from receiviog that reward for his ser- vices by political exigencies. QUAY need- ed votes in the Legislature which were se- cured by the appointment of CHARLES MILLER, a creature of the Standard Oil company. Bat when that gentleman re- sigoed a year or so ago QUAY bad no political interests and GoBIN was nominat- ed for the office. For years the National Guard bad been suffering from dry rot. The appointment of GOBIN to the office of Major General instantly put life into it. Tbe avnual en- campments were changed from worthless ontings to practical training schools in military tactics and practices. The men were edncated in the actual duties of sol- diers and trained to march, bivouac and and take care of themselves as they would be obliged to do if in actual military serv- ice. The result was most satisfactory. The National Guard was converted into an efficient force ready for any emergency aud the men took pride in their work as they improved in fitness. Bat all this advan. tage is to be lost now, it seems, because General GOBIN, a few years ago, refused to “‘go along’ with the iniquities of the machine. Pretenses of reform in the face of such facts are hollow mockeries indeed. ~The THAW trial is costing vast sums of money but young THAW always was an expensive luxury. An Inquiry Easily Answered. The other day a Congressman of inquir- ing mind but obviously not given much to thought, introduced a resolution *‘calling upon the Secretary of Commerce and Lubor to investigate the high prices now prevail. ing in lumber.” Even some of the Con- gressmen have come to understand that the ‘high prices now prevailing in lamber” are working infinite harm. They limit home building to a minimom and dimin- ish she fraits of thrifs. Men who are well employed and inclined to provide their families with homes are prevented from fulfilling that laudable ambition by the ex- orbitant prices of materials. The result is an impairment of prosperity. At least it works an unju Is not every argnmens advanced in the platform of the ‘Third Term Roosevelt League’ an argument in favor of the per- manent presidency of Mr. Roosevelt and a reflection upon the capacity of the people to govern themselves? Does not a movement of this kind threat en our republican form of government more than that government is threatened by Trusts or any other modern menace? Assuming Mr. Roosevelt to contain all that his admirers see in him, is it the fact that he is the only honest mau, able man, energetic man in America whom the peo- ple could elect to the office of President? If Mr. Roosevelt is the only man in the United States honest, able and fit to become President of the United States, have we not reached a condition in our pational life which proves our form of government a failare? Does it not hecome clear that Mr. Roosevelt should be continually elected and that our form of government, having proved itself faulty, should be modified or abandoned? EE AS————— Ship Sabskdy Methods. From the New York Press (Rep.) It is to be observed that while the ship subsidy grafters ‘*pack’’ a house committee to get their measure reported out, the de- termining work is done hy members who have either heen kicked out of Congress by their constituents or retired for other rea- sons, their terms ending with the present short session. Bat, while this sors of dark- lantern job can be performed in gesting out of the committee what the country does not want, the measure can never pass the whole house without the votes of mem- hers whose careers are not already ended. If those votes are forthcoming the public will vee that a large addition is made to the mortuary list headed by Grosvenor, who, with others whose terms soon end, has succeeded in skinning the measure through committee after packing it to per- mit the perpetration of the job, A ————— International Amenties. —— From the Chicago Public. Two vations, England and the United States, bave been wroughs up toa high pitch of excitement (in the newspapers), and the rest of the world is paralyzed with the sensation, because an American admiral was asked by the British colonial governor of Jamaica to withdraw armed troops that he bad landed without aathor- ity. The sarcasm of the governor's letter was truly enough in bad taste for interna- tional corespondence; but, on the other band, bis irritation was not wholly with- out cause. Sappose Canadian were to cross suspension bridge without Ameri- can permission, be the occasion what it might be, is it inconceivable thas the gov. ernor of New York might become belliger- enily sarcastio, or the ent of the United States get ont his big stiok? —————————— » Stineman's Distinguished Colleague. From the Philadelphia North American. Senator Stineman of Cambria convulsed the senate a few days ago by referring in a speech to Sevator Algeruon B. Roberts as “my ecolleagne, Mr. Angora Roberts, the senator from Montgomery county.” With the exception of probably two or three of his colleagues, Mr. Stineman is the wealth- fest member of the Senate. He made his money in coal mining as South Fork after the Johnstown flood. He was the first Re- publican elected sheriff of Cambria county. Alyn ie had ii 8 roa fot office he served one term 8 tafuanza tac tives, from which he was prom to the senate. Spawis from the Keystone. —The nineteen puddle furnaces in the new addition to the Oley street mill of the Reading Iron company, in Reading, are to i be put on double turn. =A broken gas main in Lebanon on Mon- day night endangered the lives of about half a dozen families, as gas filled their houses while they were sleeping. Some of the in- mates were quite sick. —Owing to a defective flue the Methodist Episcopal parsonage in Mifflinburg, Union county, one of the finest residences in the town, was badly damaged by fire on Sunday morning. Loss, $4,000; covered by insurance, ~The Sandbach hotel and stables, in Wellsboro, were gutted by fire on Sunday morning, entailing a loss of over $11,000, The intense cold caused great suffering among the firemen, who resembled men of ice in a short time. —Lancaster county, noted for its immense yield of tobacco, is famous also for its fine livestock reared. At present the local papers are reporting the heavy hogs slaughtered, very many of which weigh from 400 to 600 pounds, dressed, and some much heavier. ~Charles W. Schuler, former treasurer of Bethlehem council, Junior Order United American Mechanics, who was charged with having stolen $3,800 of the funds of the coun- cil, and ran away to escape arrest, has re. turned and given himself up to the authori. ties. —Mrs. Elmer Shultz, of Raven Creek, Columbia county, had a tooth extracted last Friday. The cavity bled freely and all ef- forts to stop it were without avail until Sat. urday night. The loss of blood was so great that Mrs. Shultz became unconscious and several times it was thought she was dead. —On Saturday a stranger found two in- fernal machines on the street in Homestead. They were dynamite cartridges connected with wires and a battery. Several weeks ago four boys found one of these devices and all were injured by its explosion. Why they should be thus scattered on the streets isa mystery. —A valuable paint deposit which has the elasticity and smoothness of white lead, bas recently been discovered near Marshlands, Tioga county, which promises to be an ex. tensive bed. A vein just struck at several places is more than half a mile long, forty rods wide in some places and fifteen or more feet in thickness. —8ix hundred pounds of dynamite ex- ploded at the Rock Hill stone crushing plant, near Perkasie, Bucks county, while the dyna - mite was being thawed out by steam. Build ~ ings in the neighborhood rocked and consid- erable glass was broken. A hole fifteen feet deep and ten feet wide was torn in the earth. Two Hungarians were slightly injured. —If war were declared by the United States Westmoreland county could furnish 21,354 citizens for military duty. The coun- ty commissioners Thursday completed the military roll for the boroughs and townships. The boroughs have 11,559 eligible for soldier duty and the townships 9,795. Greensburg leads all boroughs and townships with 1,696. —The weighing house at the Harbison Walker works, at Mt. Union, was destroyed by fire on Monday of last week. The weath- er being very cold, the weighman had made a hot fire, and during his temporary absence the building caught fire, being very small it was entirely consumed in a few minutes. A number of coats and dinner buckets belong- ing to workmen were destroyed. —John W. Bubb, who left Danville in 1861, at the age of 18 years, a poor boy. returned to his early bome for the first time, last week, a brigadiers general of the United States army. ‘During the Civil wur he partie: ipated in a number of very important bat- tles and was a prisoner in Libby prison, Belle Isle and Salisbury for nine months. He has sinco been in the regular service all the time, —Edward Northeraft, night foreman at the Queen's Run fire brick works, in Clinton county, fell from a car last Friday morning at the works and was severely injured. Mr. Northeraft bad climbed to the platform of the car, which was standing on the trestle work, to be unloaded, and in taking a step to get to the top of the car his foot slipped and he fell to the trestle work and then to the ground, a distance of fifteen feet. —Lester Hackett and a companion from Lewistown Junction, had a narrow escape . from instant death one night last week whiie driving iu the middle of the tracks of the Lewistown and Reedsville Electric rail- way, near the Logan Steel works, and were run down by a car running at a high rate of speed. The horse was killed and the carriage smashed. Hackett sustained a broken jaw and severe lacerations of the head and face, while his compavion escaped with a few bruises, —William H. Busick, aged 18, of Broad Top township, Bedford county, was con- victed in the Bedford county court last Wed- nesday night of manslaughter. District At- torney Humphrey D. Tate conducted the trial for the Commonwealth and Coungress— man Reynolds and ex judge Jacob H. Lon- genecker defended Busick. Busick shot Hartman Oneal at a dance last August and Oneal died in two days. The cause of the quarrel which led to the shooting was an insult to a woman. —Coustable D. P. Lawhead, of Woodward township, Clearfield county, convicted at the December term of court of voluntary man. slaughter, was last Thursday afternoon sen- tenced by Judge Smith to a term of one year and & half in the penitentiary. The prisoner was then released under a bond of $5000, pending an appeal to the superior court. Lawhead shot and killed Lodis Cardollo, a Slav, who worked at Hawk Run, October 220d, 1906, after the man had been placed under arrest and started to run away. —Several days ago while plowing on the Graham farm, near Guffey station in North Huntingdon township, Westmoreland coun- ty, Joseph C. Funk unearthed a skeleton, supposed to be the remains of an Indian who had been buried there more than 100 years ago. The plow struck a large stone and was partly dislodged. After some effort Mr. Funk succeeded in removing it. Underneath it was a small sepuichre several feet square where the skeleton was found ina sitting position and is in a good state of preserva- tion. Mr. Funk took the skeleton home and the head he placed on his book case as an ornamant,