—_—e Fy =. GRAY MEEK. —————————————————— ink Slings. —Jog FOLK is still keeping in the lime- light as THE man from Missouri. —There is little sunshine in Russia these days. The Czar continues to reign. —Will the New York Sun please tell us now which horse it was playing for the Governor stakes : HEARST or JEROME? —There are so many climbers that the EMERY band wagon is sure to be crowded to overflowing by November. —Fifty naval vessels and fifteen thous- and soldiers ought to make quite a lot of fan for KERMET and QUENTIN at Oyster Bay. —1It has been only eight years and a few days since we wet the Philippines, and took them in. My, how much longer it seems. —Treat the firemen royally when they come nxt week. Remember that our boys go avisiting occasionally and naturally ex- pect the glad band. —Whatever else may be said (f PEXNY- PACKER we'll bet a bean shooter to a Krupp gun that he dies bis political death five months hence with his bootsjon. ~The mad Mullah sallied forth on a lit- tle excursion on Monday and after killing one hundred keepers captured ten thousand camels. He must bave bad a hump on. ~Those faces on the capitol doors at Harrisburg should be of brass. Then they wouald be so much nearer the types of Pennsylvanians they are supposed to rep- resent. —What will be in the telegram of con- dolence that LEE PLUMMER will probably send EDWIN 8S. STUART on the night of November 6th. Wonder if it willibe mere- ly: Igot mine Ep. —We would like to know whether “Boss’’ PENROSE has put that little mat- ter of being for him for the U. 8. Senate up to candidates QUIGLEY, of Centre, and ALEXANDER, of Clearfield. —The Clearfield Republican aod Public Spirit are so busy crying ‘‘stop thiel’”’ at oneanother these days that the public may expect the county to be carried off, as us- ual, by the sawe old thieves in November. —Since HOMER L. CASTLE bas found out that Mr. EMERY 18 a bad man he ought to be so grateful to the Democrats for not having gratified that dearest of am- bitions of his to be Lieutenant Governor. ~The HARTJE case cost $160,000. We are not likely to have any HARTIE affairs in this county because we haven't got the price in the first place and we don’t have avy men as mean as AUGUSTUS HARTIE in the second. CSI are gradaally being discovered. A German scientist bas jost published a pa- per in which be proves that criminals all have large ears and ‘‘the larger the ears the lower the mentality.’”” What a shock ! Our ears have always been so large. —CARRIE NATION is real mad at Mr. Secretary LoEB for having bad ber ejected from the White house. She says she is going to sue him for damages ranging from $5,000 to $300,000. Now the question is: Were she to set on LOEB would she hatch- et. —The Department of Agriculture at Harrisburg is planning to begin more ex- tended work in ponltry lines, all of which will probably bring joy to the hearts of some of the old political roosters in the State shat will be out of a job in Novem- ber. —All these people who are being killed in automobile accidents or drowned in sea- shore excursions on Sunday were prebably real good little boys aud girls. We'll bet they always went to Sunday school at least three Sundays before the aznual Christmas treat. —With the clams and crabs at the sea- shore begetting ptomaine poisoning, and all the candy being condemued because of the glucose and wineral dyes used in its manufacture this bas certainly turned out to be a bard-luck season for the summer girl. ~The Chicago man who turned up the other day, after an unexplained absence of thirty years, presented bis wile with five thousand dollars. He said be made it in the Philippines. Here is the one case on record to show that our new possessions are not a losing venture. —The new ‘‘Cascaret’’ poster that is be- ing displayed ou the bill boards and blank walls ie rather risque largely because of the absence of lingerie but we can’t see much use of making the fuss about it that some communities are. Why should a peek-a- boo skirt be any worse than a peek-a-boo shirt waist. —This Mr. AvcusTus WEBER, of Ches- ter, who is in print just now with nearly a column of advice about growing hair basn’t aoything new. He is telling the old story of how luxuriant bair can be secured by always having it cut on the first Friday of the fall moon. If you don’t believe it isa fake come and look at ours, after years of first Friday, full moon cutting. —Why is this thusness ? The Canadian government has placed a tariff on Ameri. can trust products to prevent their being sold in Canada cheaper than they are here. Where are the fellows who keep howling that American products are not sold cheap- or abroad than they are at home? And where are the fellows who tell you that the foreigner pays your tariff tax. tives of a wax nod therefore w PITALT Doe 3 ® RO v4 ELE - - . [*} . VOL. 51 STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. Penrose’'s Parposes and Methods, Senator PENROSE has not only revealed his purposes but he has exposed his meth- ods with respect to the Senatorial succes- sion upon the expiration of his term of of- fice. He is a candidate for re-election and allegiance to him is to be the test of fitness of candidates for nomination for State Sen- ator in the twenty-five districts in which elections will be held this year. In other words, every candidate for the Republican nomination for State Senator must pledge himself in advance to support PENROSE for United States Senator and failing to do that be will be defeated for the nomina- tion if the PENROSE adherents bave the strength to compass that result. ALGERNON 8. ROBERTS is a candidate to succeed himself in the senatorial seat of the General Assembly for Montgomery county. Mr. ROBERTS is a stalwart Re- pablican, but wealthy enough to imagine that he ought to be invited rather than or- dered to do the things that the machine wants done. The other day au emissary of PENROSE waited upon him avd asked for an expression of his views on the sub- ject of re-electing the Senator. He declin- ed to make a declaration and tried to evade the question hy stating that be wouldn’t announce himself for or against any aspirant for that office until after the election. PENROSE'S agent became very indigoant at this and threatened to defeat RoBERTS for the nomination, and to pun- ish some of his friends. We have no idea that Senator ROBERTS was influenced te thie determination on ac- count of his reprehension of the methods of the machine. He is not what might be called “finuiky’’ on such things. He did not support the PURL bill during the last regular session and voted against one or two of the other measures which stunk. Bat he didn’t regard them as political and if he bad been shown that they would pro- mote the interest of the party be would have been ‘fer 'm’’ if they had been ten times as bad. He was for the press muz- zler and every other strictly partisan in- iquity that was introduced and narrowly escaped a public rebuke because of his per- sistence in nrgiong the late Senator PATTON, of this district, to vote for the muzzler. We are not disposed to the mo- re vila quire 100 closely as to the reasons which influenced Senator ROBERTS to refuse to pledge himself to vote for the re-election of PENROSE. It is a safe guess, however, that if be is re-elected he will vote for that ma- chine candidate, notwithstanding the stu- pid blander of sending an incompetent, in- stead of a diplomat to sound him. Heisa corporation man and if Mr. Cassarr, in- stead of some ward healer, bad appealed to him, things would have looked different. At the proper time the fit sort of au emis. sary will be sent and meantime it is . safe bet tht PENROSE won't oppose him either for the nomination or election. : Still we are glad the incident occurred. It hasn't altered our opinion of ROBERTS, but it has given the public an idea of what sort of a campaign is to be expected and what to look for from Republican candi- dates for State Seuator, in the eveut that they are elected. —— The Fall Measure of Victory. There is no question of the election of Lewis EMERY Jr., and all his associates on the Democratic ticket. The conditions are vastly more favorable this year than last when State Treasurer BERRY received more than 75,000 majority. The strongest element in the opposition then was the sup- position tbat the machine was invincible, Everybody knew of the changing condi- tions but imagined that a change in the re- sult from that of previous years was impos- sible. Tens of thousands of uncertain vot- ers, those that are known ae floaters, were held to the line hy that delusion. This year it is entirely absent. The presump- tion of victory is on the other side. Bat the election of the Democratic State ticket will be less than half the battle. It is equally important to carry the Legisla- tare. For nearly a score of years well- meaning and sincere men have been com- plaining of the inadequacy of the constitu. tion of the State. The fault is not in the instrument. It is in the failure to enforce it. This is io part av administrative ne- glect. Bat the principal fault was in the Legislature. The legislation to give force and effect to the coustitution bas never heen enacted. The corporation power was too strorg to be overcome. It isthe duty of the people, therefore, to elect a Legisla- ture this year that will correct these faults, The Republican machive bas pledged itself to the passage of certain measures of legislation which it bas been opposing for years. It is “‘a promise to the ear to be broken to the hope.’’ QUAY [requently promised reforms but never fulfilled the promises. After the danger that inspired them bad passed, they were forgotten. QUAY’S successors in the management of the machine have adopted his methods. Their promises are made to be broken. The only way, therefore, to secure the leg- islation to make the constitution effective and work the other reforms which are needed is to elect to the Senate and House of Representatives men who are opposed to the machine, in other words the Demoecrat- ic candidates. Republican Injustice to Labor. Under the sanction of the administration the Panama Canal commissioners bave de- termined to employ Chinese coolies in the construction work of that enterprise. The excuee for this is that other types of labor are unobtainable. It bas been asserted that white men are unable to endure the coli- mate. Colored men of this country will not undertake the work and Jamaican negroes are too indolent. It was necessary to get the work done, the commissioners add, and Chinese coolies were the only al- ternative. President SAMUEL GOMPERS, of the American Federation of Labor, remon- strated, but to no purpose. Other labor organizations protested unavailingly. The President feels that he is strong enough to stand against all opposition. The pretense that it is impossible to get labor other than Chinese coolies in the canal zone isabsurd. If labor conditions there were made as favorable as public opinion compels them to be made here, there would be no such difficulty to en- counter. Not long ago the President ostentationsly ordered that the eight hour law be obeyed in all work for the govern- ment. Bat in the caval zone where climat- ic conditions make sbhrt shots essential to life he permits the contractors to ivsist on long hours. Other conditions are equally inimical to labor in the zone. Wages are not high enough considering the bazard of the service. The President and his pets, the canal commissioners, show too much consideration for the contractors and not enough for the workingmen. President ROOSEVELT imagines thas he can fool all the people all the time. In another words, be thinks that a false pre- tense of consideration for the interests of labor at home will close the eyes of work- ingmen to flagrant disregard for labor in- terests some distance away. In this be is mistaken. Workingmen are too intelligent to be deceived by such a subterfuge and too just to sanction wrong to others because is tory will not serve as an excuse either. It is legally and morally territory of the United States and in introducing coolie labor both the Chinese exclusion law and the eight-hour labor law are violated. But the greatest evil is the injustice to labor. Those Faces on the Doors. “The mountain labored and brought forth a mouse.’’ That is to say, the capi- tol building commission met on Monday and said nothing about the ‘‘strange faces’’ on the bronze doors. Only a few weeks ago indignation was boiling and bubbling out of the nostrils of former Governor STONE on account of these faces. He de- clared that his own would come off even if he bad to file it off with his own toil-bard- ened bands. In a subsequent interview he promised to make things warm for the architect, the contractor and all others who could possibly be interested at the then ap- proaching meeting of the commission. Bat the meeting has been held and the ex- Governor ‘‘piped as meekly as a sucking dove.” What inflaence has worked this marvel- ous change in the temper of the ex-Gov- ernor? Who has hypnotized him ? When QUAY was living some of his admirers be- lieved that there was some power in his eye that subdued opposition and it bas been said that many an impulse was re- pressed by the sinister effect of a squint out of that curiously formed eye. But QUAY has ‘“‘gone before,’ so to speak, and we know of no one gifted with that strange power. PENNYPACKER'S leer tumbles butterflies helplessly at his feet aod even subdues the savage passions of the tumble bog. But we can’t imagine that it would have such an effect on the mind of STONE. DURHAM is forceful at short range bat could bardly assume the character of a basalisk at a distance of 3,000 miles. Yet something has happened. Softly now. ‘‘It was the cat,” or possi- bly it might bave been Justice Jonx P. ELgIN. That distinguished jurist who openly served notice on the public that he would take politics with him on the bench and bad his vote padded by several thous- and bogus ballots as a reward for his can- dor, bas a sarprising influence over STONE and a deep attachment for the other crooks who compose Architect HusTON’S group of beauties, and be may have whispered something soothing into the ear of jhis for- mer chief and present philosopher that has reconciled him not only to the brass faces on the bronze doors but to association with them in the capacity of door ornaments. ———Hon. James Wolfendon, of Lamar, passed through Bellefonte Wednesday noon on his way home from Altoona, making the WATCHMAN officefa very brief call while here between trains. Some Signs of Reform. It is gratifying to learn that the Presi. dent ‘* bas become very much interested in the reports of the bad meat supplied the New York and Norfolk navy yarde and has written to Secretary BONAPARTE to in- | tariff, quireabons it.”’ It is one of the encour- aging signs of reform. Similar indications of a changed heart may have been noticed elsewhere. Senator PENROSE, for exam- ple, has become a strong advocate of better methods in politics and public life. Former insurance commissioner DURHAM is so impressed with the importance of reform that he declines to come home for fear that his presence might in some way encourage the municipal boodlers. Even Senator Jim McNiIcHOL is protesting that public work should be performed in the best methods and contractors held to the striot- est account in cases of delinquency, and DAVE LANE tries to look like a saint. President ROOSEVELT wasn’t always so deeply concerned about tbe wholesomeness of the meat fed to the soldiers and sailors of the army aod navy. Duyring the Span- ish war Major General NELSON A. MILES filed a protest against the embalmed beet which the Chicago meat trust was sending to the army stationed in the; miasmatic swamps of Caba. The President, who was then an officer in the army, rather encour- aged this action on the part of the com- manding officer. Bat after, through the friendly offices of an assass’'n, ROOSEVELT became President, he seems to have chang- ed the lenses through which he viewed the matter. General MILES being nothing bus a brave and brask soldier failed to discov- erany reason for changing his mind on the sabject, and persisted in his complaint against the trust. The result was that he was sharply rebuked by orders of the Pres- ident, and inferentially told to mind hie own business and let that of the meat trust and the War Department alone. Weare glad, beyond description, thas | the President has come to take a different view of the subject even though it may be only a transient spasm of reform. Within the nearly three months between this time and the election much good may be achiev ed if the President adheres to the policy expressed in his orderjto the Secretary of the Navy trom which we have quoted. But we have no idea that it is an enduring change of mind any more than we believe that the expressions of reform which have been coming at frequent intervals from Senator PENROSE are sincere expressions of a contrite heart, or that Iz DURHAM, DAVE Lax and Jin McNicHoL have become advocates of civio righteousness. It is sim- ply a case of ‘‘good enongh MORGAN until alter the election,’”’ which will be abandon- ed when is ceases toserve the purpose of a campaign ery. Mr. Castle is a Victim. Ol course nobody will ever know what sinister influences worked on the mind of HoMER L. CASTLE to entice him into the service of the atrocious machine which be bas always despised and denounced. At the time of the Democratic State con- vention it is known that he was anxious for the nomination for Lieutenant Govern- or on the ticket with Mr. EMERY. It is believed that up until the moment that the re-assembled LINCOLN convention put JERE 8. BLACK on the ticket of that par- ty Mr. CASTLE yet cherished the hope of getting that nomination. Nevertheless within a few weeks he consents to a course which can’t possibly give him honor or fame but promises a little help to the PEN- ROSE pirates. Dr. SwaLLow is & vindictive [man but we bave never heard him acoused of venal- ity. Yet in the campaign of 1808 Le per- sisted in a hopeless candidacy for Governor when he must have known that the only effect of his running would be the defeat of GEORGE A. JENKs and the election of WiLLiaM A. StoNE. Mr. JENKS is the very personification of the Christian states- man. A man of the purest and most sim- ple life he was without a fault in his bab- its and reputation. Governor STONE wasn’t exactly that type of a man. We make no acousations against his honesty or his bab- its. Bat be was different from JENKS in every respect. He is almost the opposite of the God-fearing countryman. How Dr. SWALLOW reconciled his con- gcience to the part he took in fthat cam- paign we have never been able to find out. What recompense he received for the po- tential service to the machine has never been explained. Itis true that his arch- enemy, Captain JouN C. DELANEY, was cast out of the public life of the Common- wealth immediately after the inauguration of Governor STONE, but that would hardly compensate SWALLOW. It is not impossi. ble, however, that the same influences which kept SWALLOW in the field then have inveigled CASTLE in this time and that the reward, whatever it may be, hon- orable or otherwise, will go to SwaLLow rather than to CasTLE. In other words, CASTLE is a viotim, ——=Sabsoribe for the WATCHMAN. From the Philadelphia Racord. According to the ‘‘stand-patters’’ the great increase in the trade of the United States is due for the most to the wonder-worki of the Dingley an sevision of the reduced its daties on the ** 4 of the mother conntry without any ment to its own commerce It is to be observed that (without Trusts to develop them) the industries of Canada are in ; that its lively imm on is chiefly drawn {rom the United and that it has a 8 of canal iransportation that is rapidly in- Steading Jie Silnmerce. While $ Caanda ex millions u canals, Sol country hae a. sunk $70,000,000 in the Phil Phiges without Do e prospect of return. no spoliatory tariff and no Trusts ; and neith- er its ‘‘stand- '’ nor ite Jingoes nor its Nativists (for it has its of all these) are able, all combined, to interfere with its liberal commercial and industrial licy. Thus, free from obstructions that there gv wd ry en: no ng the the march of Canada to its place in the front rank of the world’s oe though bound by nominal ties to the mother country. Cranks Want Cranks Barred. From the Pittsburg Post. That model community which a notori- ous novelist is izing new: New York, has evolved a ra of rales and regula- tions that seal its fate, were it not doomed. Bat deep regret is felt that this fantastic scheme may not last, for one provision of membership is precious. No cranks are allowed a residence. It requires only a slight reasoning to show that this inevi- tably will result in alluring nobody not a orank to the idyllic settlement. That is why regret is experienced. If by this mag- netic attraction all the cranks, who deny their crankism, could be impounded, out. side communities might well afford to con- tribute to its maintenance. Leper colonies have been proposed, and the acquestration of anarchists on some remote island. The tion of cranks would sully surpass either. Anybody reading the rules of this dreamland will readily detect that they have not been concocted by cranks, that is by selfacknowledged cranks, but jast the same, none of them would be able to get past the secret service operatives at Saga- rzore Hill. One Clear Issue. From the Pittsburg Sun. The issue iv this State is one of good government against bad. It is to determiue whether the corrupt oligarchy, backed by lawless public service corporations and tainted with partisan misrale, shall be hurled from power or not. Those who fail to support the State and Legislative tickets will be guilty of giving aid aod comfort to the gang that has made Pennsylvania the byword among the States for political cor- ruption and misrule. There is no middle course. The Prohibitionist who votes his own ticket this year and who carries out Cas- tle’s wishes by attempting to defeat Em- ery is doing that which will forever alienate his party and its Jriagiplts from the con- sideration of the forces who are now seek- iog good State aud local government. Once let this he secured, and all that is best for the people in Probibition will more easily follow. . He Will Have to be Osslerized. From the DuBois Express. In spite of the fact that “Uncle Joe” Cannon will be seventy-two in 1908 he is Jersistent)y mentioned as a possible candi. ate for the Presidency. Some peopleseem BE a Shiasd wo aan Joog. 28 Hh t no as r. Cannon is able to take in i and smoke rank cigars. What it Takes to See the President Fiom the Johnstown Democrat. Of course that woman who tried to see the President is mad. They said that about Mrs. Minor Morris in excusing the White House assault upon that venerable lady. Anybody is crazy who tries to see the President unless he has proper trust or tion or machine credentials and ro a0 to the presidential flunkeye. ———————————— ——The strzet commissioner has been busy this week hauling cinders on Allegheny street, going up jail hill, and pow if we don’t have any of those very bard rains before the cinder becomes packed solid, the improvement will hea good one. E—————————— Subscribe for the WATCHMAN. mmm, _ Spawls from the Key tone. —Capitalists in Pottstown will organize a company to furnish gas as lo v as 65 cents per 1,000 feet to large consumers. The maximum price will be $1.05 per 1,000. The rate now is $1.60. —An epidemic of typhoid fever has broken out in Harrisburg and an impure water sup- piy is assigned as the cause of it. The new filter plant does not appear to filter effec- tively. —Ounly 230 owners of dogs in Hazleton have thus far paid the $1 license fee exacted annually by councils, although it is esti- mated that there are more than 1,000 canines in the town. —The heavy rains of the past week have so raised the waters of the rivers that logs and rafts are moving out of Clearfield creek. Five rafts left there on Friday last for the eastern market. —Mayor Knies, of Hazleton, laid the first brick on the extension of street paving, and which will cost £50,000. The ceremony took place in the presence of city officials, coun- cilmen and citizens. ~The people of Bedford are going to in- dulge in a union picnic on Thursday, Au- gust 30th, Thisis a sort of old home day, inaugurated several years ago and which has of | become quite popular. _ —Factory Inspector Delaney issued in- structions to deputies to order the dismissal of all children under 14 years of age em- ployed in industrial establishments and to prosecute employers. ~—Several weeks ago a little son of Mr. and Mrs. George P. Eck, of Williamsport, swal. lowed a tack, which lodged in one of the lungs. Since that time the sufferings of the little one were intense and it died on Wed- nesday. —The Perry county Red Men will hold a reunion in Duncannon on Saturday, Sep tember 15th. Prominent members of the order of Philadelphia and Harrisburg will be present to make addresses. There will be a big parade in the afternoon. i ~The residents of DuBois have been warned by the burgess of that town to boil the water before using the same. This pre- caution has been deemed necessary for the reason that a case of typhoid fever has developed in close proximity to the Ander- son Creek reservoir. ~The council of Huntingdon, by a ma- jority of one, bas defeated the resolution that the chief of police and his assistants be bas | instructed to see that the laws regulating the observance of Sunday are enforced. There was an animated discussion over the maiter before final action was taken. —Some time during Friday night burglars entered the store of E. J. Sheal & Sons, at Cresson, and departed with goods worth over $100. The goods taken consisted of suits of clothes, shoes, etc. The borough of Cresson has no night policemen, and this is the fourth robbery within a few weeks. —Ira J. Dayton, one of the prominent business men of Williamsport, died in the hospital in that city Friday evening. He was the head of the J. E. Dayton company, manufacturers of shoes, and was regarded as, one of the most progressive of the city’s business men. His wife and two children survive him. ' —A young man named Barrell, while pick- ing berries near Farrandsville, Clinton coun- ty, Monday, with a companion, ran acrossa. den of snakes. They immediately proceeded to work and when the round up was con- cluded they had five reptiles. Four were blacksnakes one measuring over six feet, and one a copperhead. —F. W. Ely, of Williamsport, now baving a drug store at Clearfield, was robbed the other night. Thieves broke into his store and took papers, notes and checks valued at $3,800 from his safe. Two men suspected of the crime have been arrested. One of them told where Mr. Ely’s valuables could be found and they were recovered. —The Lincoln party of Bedford county held a convention in Bedford Saturday aud indorsed the following ticket: Congress, Joseph E. Thropp; State Senator, William H. Koontz; Legislature, E. 8. Doty; director of the poor, J. B. Cessna; jury commissioner, A. A. Diehl. The ticket is the same as that named by the Democratic connty conven. tion last week. ! —An organization, under tke name of the Larrys Creek Fish and Game club, com- posed of 25 prominent Williamsport citizens has been formed. A tract of land comprising 2,300 acres and located near Salladasburg has been secured, aud will be converted into a fish and game preserve. The land abounds in game and is finely located. It is proposed to stock the grounds with deer, and smaller game; as a further attraction a $3,000 club house will be built. —While Ernest Sauers,a prosperous farmer of Dry Hill, near Connellsville, was attend. ing prayer meeting Wednesday evening, a gang of boys entered his home and stole $1,600. Thomas McGill, George Beatty, Harry Holliday, Ray Baldwin and John and Willie Sauers, nephews of farmer Sauers, have been arrested on suspicion. Their ages range from 15 to 20 years. The thieves evi- dently knew that the farmer had drawn $2,000 from a Connellsville bank a few days ago to buy a new home. —The borough of Wilmore has granted to the Johnstown, Ebensburg and Northern railroad, which is being promoted by J. C. Hillebrand, ‘of Johustown, a franchise through its streets. There is no compensa- tion provided except that the road will pave between its tracks and one foot on each side and maintain six lights, one at each street crossing and one at & bridge. Itis said Mr. Hillebrand bas stated that be will offer the city of Johnstown the sum of $100,000 for a franchise through certain ow the streets. —Elmer Garverick, aged 23 years, on Sun. day was brought from the city poor house to the home of relatives in Williamsport and will be sent to Mount Ciemens, Michigan, in the hope that mud baths will cure his pecul jar ailment, ossification of the joints, it be- ing impossible for him to move. Noted specialists have failed to check the progress of the disease and mud baths will be tried as a last resort. Garverick sits night and day ina wheel chairand requires constant at. tention. For twelve months before he died his father was similarly affected. op asl i A