worsens a a IRI RE , pam, BY P. GRAY MEEK. Ink Slings. —Now to see what the new council can do. —It will be less that a month until spring is upon us again. —1If thecoal strike is put off a few weeks longer it won’t matter much to the pablic whether the miners strike or not. —Yesterday was the Hatchet and Cber- ry Tree story day, but we didn’t notice that it made a bit of difference in the gen- eral uotruthfulness of our Republican con- temporaries. —And now the trouble with so many of our Republican friends is to know jost which of the many factors of that party ii is best to tie to. And really we are vp- able to advise them. —Think of it: a clean Democrat for Mayor of dirty and demoralized Pittsburg. And this a year, too, of such grave import- ance at the coming elections. Verily there is a “God in Israel!” —With Rev. BROWNE, Dr. LAURIE and Jomxxy “Sunshine” gove from our pul- pits there will not be many ecclesiastical 8 ky-rockets going up until the new comers get onto the mysterious ways of Belle- fonte. —Hereafter Clearfield and Centre will constitute the 34th senatorial district, and Clinton will be a part of the 26th. In this revision of things Mr. HExRY CUTE QUIGLEY ought to be able to see his polit- jeal finish without the aid of a magnifying glass. —Wouldn's it be nice if labor leader MITCHELL and labor leader DOLAN would go out bebind the barn and jaw it out there. With ALICE and her LONGWORTH in retirement, and these two wind workers out of hearing the public might find a few hours rest. —Js it any worse for capital to divert the water of the Niagara river to commer- cial uses, thereby drying up the wonderfal falls, than it is for capital to denude our beautiful mountains and wooded areas. Both are plain cases of tarning pature’s beauty spots to man’s profit. —The Methodist missionaries in China seem to have brought Mr. Roosevelt's pur- posed war with that country to a sudden and very premature ending. There are times when it don’t take much of a jab to collapse an over inflated wind bag, and the missionaries evidently kvew just when that time was. 4 —The principal events of the ROOSEVELT —LONGWORTH wedding seem to have been that NICK wore a moonstone in his scarf, ALICE bad a train twelve feet long to ber gown and they kisted everybody in sight alter it was over. The fature alone will tell us whether they are going to support the President's anti-race suicide pronun- ciamento. —We always bad an idea tbat a Demo- cratis a little better than a Republican ——and just a little nearer Heaven, too ———bat the present Legislature evidently thinks otherwise. Under the new sena- torial apportionment bill it requires ove hundred thousand Democrats to get a Senator, whereas every eighteen thousand Republicans are given one. —Captain FRED REES ought to call the humane society to his aid in running down the heartless wretches who stole the tifodder” from his famous West ward blind horse the night before the election. Had you seen the captain’s lieutenants standing around the polls all day dolefally humming Empty is the Stable Boozie's Gone, you would bave felt like buying them a drink yourself. —The scientist who has just invented a machine which will measure down to one- seventy-millionth part of an inch, bas prob- ably placed it within tbe power of the people of this State to ascertain just how much PENNYPACKER'S quarter of a million dollar special session advanced the reform ideas they voted for last fall. Nothing short of an instrument like this could tell the difference between ‘‘before and after.” —OQur unique Governor is beading the Congress on uniform divorce laws in ses- sion in Washington, D. C.,this week.T He made the opening address before the dele. gates asserabled and recited ajilittle from ‘Bingen on the Rbine,” told about the Shumanite woman whom King Solomon had his eye on and repainted HOVENDEN'S famous picture ‘Breaking Home Ties,” but he didn’t even allude to the divorce that the Pennsylvania Legislature secured from PESNYPACKER'S pet bosses last No- vember. —Under the new primary election law that is to go into effect on November 1st next the function of county conventions in making nominasions wi!l be done away with entirely. Every person who wants to be a candidate for office will make application by petition and his pame will be put on the official ticket,no matter what his party standing may be. The new law will have the effect of destroying much of the use. fulness and efficiency of party]iorganiza. tions, but is need not necessarily eliminate them entirely, because a convention may still be called for the purpose of giving the party endorsement to a particular set of candidates whose names could thereafter be placed on the official ticket. Whatever the working of the new bill may be it is certain to take considerable of the interest and excitement away from the game of politios as ‘it bas. been played in the 3 - Ris eet A _VOL. 51 A Monumental Fake. tn The extra session of the Legislature bas adjonmed and it may be aptly observed that “‘the mountain labored and brought forth a mouse.” In other words, after a session of exactly a month, at'an expense to the taxpayers of nearly a quarter million of dollars, afew measures of innocuous leg- islation have been enacted, nearly all of which is likely to be repealed before be- coming effective. Senatorial and repre- sentative apportionments have been adopt. ed, it is true, and the mandates of the con- stitution to that extent fulfilled. But at an expense of a greater infraction of the fundamental law. It divides Lancaster county, when the constitution expressly prohibits the division of a county unless it bas sufficient population tojbe entitled to two senators. Its political unfairness, and the general gerrymandering resorted to, is shown by the fact that 400,000 Dem- oorats are assured of but five districts while 500,000 Republicans are given lorty- five. The Greater Pittsburg bill was enacted aod a new source of litigation opened up. It is of interest to the people of that oity, no doubt, but without any concern out- side. The Philadelphia ‘‘ripper”’ has likewise been repealed but it wouldn't have gone into effect until alter the next regular session so that there was neither necessity nor expediency in considering it at this time. The bills fixing the salaries of the Secretary of the Commonwezlth and the Insurance Commissioner are of doubt- ful merit because of questionable validity. In any evens they can’t take effect nntil the expiration of the terme of the present incumbents and the regular session could have disposed of them by that time. There may be ample reasons for a uni- form primary election law and a well con sidered measure on that subject would have promoted political morality no doubt, But the bill adopted is absolutely without merit aud if it is not repealed by unani- mous consent at the next session we shall be greatly surprised. Its effect will be to stifle the voice of independent voters en- tirely and vastly asgment the power of party machines. That result was not de- sired by the sponsers for the measure and they may be surprised that it is achieved. Bat as a matter of fact, the law as enact. ed excludes from the primary ballot all names except such as represent the rega- lar party or else those who bave been put on at the instance of the fellow who is a persistent office seeker. The State civil service law was defeated in the House and it deserved no better fate, having been made unconstitutional by absurd amendments. The Philadelphia civil service bill, like the Greater Pitte- burg bill, is of local interest, and doubtful valae. The civil service of the city has been classified and subject to examination for years and might have continued so without impairment of public interests fo another year when the Legislature in reg. ular seseion could have taken the subject up in deliberate mauner and made the needed improvements. The legislation on the subject of bridge building is deleotive if not actually vicious. It provides for the expenditure of a given sum avoually and the aathorities may be depended upon to spend the amount, whether needed or not. The corrupt practices bill might bave heen made to serve a good purpose if it had been carefully considered and wisely di- gested. But it is deficient in various par- ticulare. For example, it leaves loop holes for all sorts of cortuption in the provision which exempts the candidate or committee from making public expenditures in sums of less than $10. Thousands of dollars can ba disbursed to purcbasable voters and it may be said that the bulk of the bribery complained of is effected in small sums, while all sorts of iniquities are possible with the “blocks of five’ system in vogue and the “‘orisp $2 bills” in abundance. But such transactions are made secure by the bill which falsely assumes to prevent just such things. The personal registration bill is partisan and practically worthless, moreover, while that for the regulation of the deposit of State funds is positively vicious. It sob- veris the constitution in vesting in an ex- tra-conatitutional commission the duties of the State Treasurer and perpetuates the evil system of favoritism by authorizing the noconstitutional body to award the fa- | vors, not according to the strength of she hank or the value of the securities it offers but in obedience to the inclination of the members of the commission. The existing law is infinitely safer and better for io ad” dition to quite as ample securities there is aguarautee in the personal respousibility of the State Treasurer and the security of kis bondsmen which is absent from the new Taw, C0 Altogether, therefore, the extia session of the Legislature has been a flat and ex- pensive failare for which the Governor and re majority io both branches “to account. The purpose yas, not to effeot reforms, Em STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. BELLEFONTE, PA., bus to deceive the people by false pretenses and placate public indignation which bad been aroused hy the exposures during the recent campaign. Whether the people have been fooled remains to be seen but it is certain that in sofar as it was possible the majority in the General Assembly has nallified the reform victory at the polls last November. And for this kind of work the tax-payers are robbed to the extent of a quarter of a million of dollars. The Governor is Thankfal Governor PENNYPACKER has forwarded to every Senator and Representative in the Legislature an epistolary [elicitation on the reszls of the special session. ‘‘I want to express to you,’’ he has written to them severally, “‘my very high appreciation of the meritorious work accomplished by the Legislature at the recent extraordinary session, and to thank you for the part you took in making it a success, The fact,” he continued, ‘“‘that you participated ina session of such importance, I am sure, will ever be a satisfaction to yon.” This is both interesting and unusual. It indicates that the Governor imagines that he is *‘the whole thing’’ and that the Legislature was simply serving him. The Governor stops short of his full du- ty, however, in that he fails to indicate what constitutes ‘‘the meritorious work" of the Legislature. There is a good dea! of uncertainty on that point now that the people bave had time toanalyze the legis- lation of the session in question. For ex- ample, we leara from the Philadelphia pa- pers that the atrocious machine of that city bas built upon the SHERN bill which prohibits political activity on the part of municipal officials, a lively hope of its res. toration to power. Is that what makes the Governor grateful, or ia it the fact the corrupt practices bill was not passed in time to stop boodling in Pittshurg at Tues: day's election ? The Governor ought to have been more specific. OI all she bills passed ‘‘at the recent ex- traordinary session’’ we have the cpinion of an eminent lawyer, less than a half doz- en will stand the constitutional test under jodicial examination. If that is true, what is there to be proud of in ‘‘the work accomplished.” Every Senator and Rep- resentative who participated was under sworn obligation ‘‘to support, obey and de- fend the constitution.” Are they to be proud of the fact that this obligation was interpreted in a Pickwickian sense and thas there is merit in perjury ? It isn’t the fashion among honest men to so treat sach questions and congratulating men for doing so is to insnlt their intelligence and asperse their morals. Uncle Joe Cannon's Error. The Hon. Joseri G. CANNON, Speaker of the House of Representatives at Wash- ington, is becoming alarmed as the present tendency toward centralization. “If the Federal government contioues to cen- tralize,’’ he declared in a speech before the Union Leagueol Philadelphia, the other evening, ‘‘we will soon find that we will have a vast bureanciatic government, which will prove inefficient if not corrupt.” The Speaker is forced to this forbiddirg apprehension hy recent incidents. The tendency of the citizens ‘‘of the respective States’’ to look, not to the state govern- ments but to the federal government for redress for all evils, is the basis of his fears. “Uncle JOE" ie only partially right. The danger which he apprehends is pres- ent, beyond question, and it has been with us for some years. When labor troubles assume unosual proportions the President iatervenes and when ‘‘a son of a distin. guished sire’ bad his nose broken in a foot ball game a few weeks ago, the Prerident undertook to lay down rales for the con- duct of that exhilerating pastime. But it is bardly the fault of the people, as Speaker CANNON alleges. It is the weakness of the Presidents. That extraordinary and miost reprehensible lust for power which has characterized THEODORE ROOSEVELT through his whole life is to blame and that alone. : “Uncle Jog" is equally at fanls in his in- ferential suggestion thas the citizen should go to the State government with every triv- ial grievance he may bave. That is pater. nalism,another and equally obnoxious form of centralization. The tribunal which every citizen ought to keep constantly in mind is common sense, an essential feature of which is exact justice. The citizen should cultivate sell-reliance instead of dependence on gov ernment, state or federal, and when public constituents, they will be rendering better service than in mouthing insincere plati- todes which bave no meaning. s us : ——1¢ don’s look as if our up town con- temporaries who were going t olick every- body who wouldn't pledge themselves to favor the PRUNER orphanage, got in very effective work. Evidertly a cog slipped in the greasing of the little machines they thought they were running. ! men hold that mirror up to the view of their FEB. 23, 190¢ Etther Fish or Flesh, called ADAMS bill, increasing L. '¢ appropriation to Agricultural Experiment Stations from $15,000 to $20,- 000 par year at once with a subsequent in- crease of $2,000 per year until the total amount of the appropriation reaches $30,- 000, was passed by the U. 8. House of Representatives on Thursday, February 15th. The Experiment Station at State College is one that will be benefitted by the passage of this act. ~—Whatever the cause may be there are still many dead fish to be found in the waters of both Spring creek avd the Bald Eagle. The fish are mostly suckers and it is a puzzle what is causing their destrue- tion. We continue to follow Mr. LINCOLN STEFFENS with increasing interest and— disgusi. In his syndicated article in the papers of last Sunday he continues his justification of President ROOSEVELT for precisely what be condemns in others. He shows clearly that legislation is purchased by appropriations for public buildings and other official favors within the gilt of the Speaker of the House or the President, aod confesses that it is the most reprehensible misuse of power. He proves that such misase of power is the essence of bossism. But he protests that the President is no boss. He “bas elected to go along’ with the system ‘“‘as far as he can,’”’ hut Mr. STEFFENS expects him to stop at the right moment, The facts in the case may be briefly stated. The President wants certain legis. lation. He has certain patronage and the Speaker of the House has vast power over legislation. No appropriation for public improvements can ge through without his consent. Therefore the President and the Speaker of the House get together and subsequently the hint ie dropped that votes against the President's legislation will cut off executive and legislative favors, while sapport of them will secure all that is wanted. In this way the majorities against the Philippine tanfl bill, the omnibus stateliood bill and the railroad rate bill ‘was ‘‘converted into a minoiity,”’ over night, and the opponents of thore measures never found out what mystericus influence produced the result. We cordially agree that such things in New Jersey, Pennsylvania avd Ohio are iniquitous. But why aren’s they equally abhorrent in Washington? Boss Coxe, of Cincinnati, Boss Durnay,of Philadelphia, and other bosses in \arious cities perpe- trated the same crimes against popular government and jost administration and we all rejoiced last fall at their overthrow, In fact most of us freely gave Mr. LINCOLN STEFFENS a good share of credit for his ad- mirable work. But what is the difference between a President who does such things and a Governor or municipal official or boss? It is the system that is to be repro- ‘bated rather than the individual and to our mind greater harm results from such conduct in the President than if a less im- portant official is responsible. i i i How He Worked It. From the Lincoln (Neb.) Commoner. “Sir, I have just been released from the penitentiary after serving seven years for stealing $3,000 from a man. You are rich, and I fain would have you tell me how you worked is. I want to reform.” Feeling in an unusually benevolent and charitable mood the Successful One wheel. ed Shou ia his Thats 303 locked Za 2 Fd moments upon orm i the Bug, ex-No. 2347. ug “I am always willing to help the deserv- ing,” said the Successful One, ‘‘and I will help you. You made the mistake of tak- ne 1 of yours from one man. I do it differently. I merely secure the passage of laws which enable me to take a few instead of cents they would protest and make trGable. But as it is only a matter of a few cents at a time they give it no attention.” ‘“That’s a good scheme, sir,” said Bill the Bug. ‘‘Now tell me how to get the laws I need.” *‘Ah, that i* my business secret—in fact, I might say it is my sole business asset,” replied the Successful One. ‘‘You must exonse me now, as I have an appointment with Senator Graball and Congressman Liqueband.” No Good to Come From Ii. From the Johnstown Democrat. When it is all over tha paople will prob- ably be looking around pretty much in’ vain for results really worth while, The indling of the WOMRY COY Of 108 dues WD . ) ment now in existence, will about the only substantial gain, the recommen- dations of the governor baving included no actually vital subject. Personal registra. tion will not reach the disease it is intend- ed to cure nor will uniform primaries be of ter avail. The forces which have made or corruption remain unchall and in as strong a position as ever. it be supposed that these forces will not contin- ue to reach out in their own behalf as they have been reaching out during all the years since Penvsylvania became the mere con- venience of privilege ? The railroads, the trolley corporations, the coal trusts, the lighting monopoly and all the allied forces | privilege are as much in control of the situation today as they were before this legislative session was called and there bas not been a le act in the slightest degree impairing their sway or in the least particular tending to relieve the Common- wealth from their dominating influence. All the extra session has done is to post. pone the storm that is one day sure to gather and break. No Party Will be Safe. " Absurdly Falsome Praise, The fulsome praise which has been he- stowed on Governor PENNYPACKER by the newspapers of the State on account of what they are pleased to call the saccess of the extra session, would be interesting if they were not so inconceivably -absurd. The tone of these sycophantic writers implies first that the measures enacted by the Leg- islature are the perfection of reform and that the public is indebted for their pas- sage entirely to the Governor. As we have shown in another article, the measures are not reformative in the least and it can be positively asserted that Governor PENNY- PACKER had listle influence in procuring their passage. ‘That result, wise or other- wise, was due almost entirely to the efforts of the Democratic minority in both cham- bers. That Governor PENNYPACKER had neither expectation. of nor desire for re- form in calling the extra session is clearly proved by his actions before, during and since the extra session. He assembled a notoriously corrupt Legislature to make such changes in sertain laws as might ap- pease public indignation and take the con- tention over them out of the campaign next fall. After it was shown that he had failed to include in the subjects for consid- eration the most urgent measures of re. form,—the correction of our present infa- | nalisical activity, The corruption of na- mous election laws,—he issued a supple- | tional politics will only proceed on a grand- mental call, not to correct his fault, bus to | er scale. A president and a commission cover legislation intended to hamper State rail Treasurer-elect BERRY in certain reform plans which he bad adopted. In other words, the second call was to prevent rather than promote reform. The most meritorious bill enacted dur- ing the extra session is that known as the Corrupt Practices act, and the value of that measure is in the opportunity it af- || forded to prevent the outrageous bribery | the of voters known to have been in progress at the time in the municipal contest in Pittsburg. For that reason it was made to take effect immediately after approval by the Governor. This approval might easily bave been made public on Thursday of last week as the Greater Pittsburg bill | was approved the day it passed. But it was held until alter the election for the ob- vious purpose of giving the Republican | From the machine one more chance of carrying an | Th important election by fraud. ’ rg Asa matter of fact, PENNYPACKER is | politica not now, aud never has heen, in favor of | slip bac honest elections. ; From the New York World. What the bill would accomplish toward regulating rates and stopping rebates no one It is enough to cele- 8 to say. brate it in and rhapsodize over it in high-pitched rhetoric. “Thisis what the p ent wants !”’ shouts Mr. Hepburn. ‘Let us give it to him aod stick by it!” Bourke Cockran ventured the; assertion that ‘‘is was a step in the direction of emancipating the industrial life of this Sounley from the domination of forces which have begun to control and threaten to submerge its institutions.” If this were true the experiment might be worth while. Bat there is every rea- son for anticipating thet federal control of the railroads will make them redouble their —~——PHILLY WOMELSDORF’S boom for | the Senate seems to have been switched over to the slow freight tracks since the changes in the appointment was made. reapportionment legislation, while ly ” : less scandaloos in iw hl States of America » ggs are hatching in the incubators in the Quincy orphanage. —The Pennsylvania Telephone compan —There are twenty less applications for liquor licenses in Clearfield county this year than last. i —A canning factory seems to be among the early possible additions to Huntingdon's industrial enterprises. —Two hundred and fifty-four Pennsyl- vania couples journeyed to Binghampton, N. Y., last year to be married. —In Wayne county choice apples are sell. ing at $6 = barrel, while the kind labeled only “fair” bring as high as $1.50. =A free library has been provided for Pottsville by Mrs. A. ©. Milliken, who will furnish the funds for its maintenance. —A Waynesburg physician whose prac. tice last year netted him over four thousand dollars lost only one patient by death. —Mrs. Aonie B. Smith, the oldest resi- dent of Jersey Shore, died at her home in that place last Wednesday, aged 92 years. ~The 10,000,000 trout now in the various hatcheries of the State are to be distributed in lots of 1,500 each to the 3,370 applicants. ~—Since January 1,538 mortgages have been entered for record in Schuylkill county, 244 more than were filed daring the same period last year. —Last year Scranton’s police made 3,778 arrests and the city received $13,380.95 in fines, an increase of $3,000 over the fines of the previous year. —Traffic on the Beech Creek division of the New York Central railroad has been re. duced 200 cars a day on account of the strike in the DuBois region. —Frank M. Dibert,a well-ksown drayman of Altoona, committed suicide Saturday morning by hanging himself with a halter rope to the rafters in his stable. —Wilkesbarre is determined to provide playgrounds for the children of that city during the coming summer, and work upon the plans has been entered upon with vigor, —The State school directors in session in Harrisburg last week favored an additions appropriation of $50 a year to each district where the tax rate is insufficient to support the schools. —Herman Reed, of Altoona, has been ar- rested and is held under one thousand dol. lars bail for trial for robbing the postoffice at Juniata on December 6th, when $145 in cash, stamps and money orders were stolen. —Cumberland county last year spent $25, 778.08 for the maintenance of poor at the poor house. The number of inmates was 157. The auditors believe a great saving can be accomplished by the purchase of supplies in large quantities. —Anna M. Bravard issued a public ap. peal to the women of Scranton to claim a right to vote at the recent election, declar- ing that “no state law can withhold from them those privileges conferred by the Unit. has used gambling as & theme during th week, saying that playing eards for ware, cut glass, pictures and other prizes is as much gambling as poker playing, wheels of fortune, crap and similar games. —A rich vein of authracite coal on Iron mountain, in the eastern part of Lycoming county, has aroused much excitement in the village of Hughesville. A slope of nearly 100 feet in depth has been sunk in the moun- tain and it is said that a bed of fire clay bas been struck. —A motion for a new trial in the case of Dorris vs. Morrisdale Coal Co., tried in the Clearfield courts in September, and which created so much interest at the time, has been refused. The verdict, however, was reduced to $21,000. It is probable the case will be appealed to the Supreme court. —FEdward B. Garber, a well-known resi- dent of Juniata township, Bedford county, died very suddenly in the court house in Bedford on Wednesday morning about 11 o'clock. Mr. Garber wassitting on & chair in the county commissioners’ office at the time and seemed to be as well as usual, when his bead suddenly dropped und be expired without a struggle. —Mistaken for a burglar as he tried to de” liver a belated valentine'to his sweetheart at Mahanoy City, through her window, which opens on the roof of a one-story extension, onto which be had climbed by means of & ladder at 11 o'clock Saturday night, John Truhis, of Honey Brook, was tapped heavily on the head with a wooden mallet by the father of the girl, as the daring lover was in the act of raising the window. ! —Hon. Alex Billmeyer, of Washington- ville, who has a large game preserve, says that this winter has been a very good ome for deer and other denizens of the woods. Last winter he lost heavily from young fawns succumbing to the extreme cold weath- er. This winter be hasnot lost one. The birds are aleo faring well, and Mr. Billmeyer ised | predicts that another year like this one’and there will be more game than usual. * If this. | is true in regard to the fish, the trout should be more plentiful than for some years. —The Logan Tron & Steel Co. consummated | @ deal last Friday whereby they sold to the State Forestry association 17,000 acres of land, known as the Greenwood Furnace and 01a Edward Furnace properties in Hunting- ] dg county for $56,537. The sale of the Furnace gives the State almost | to the Susquehanna rinvy, and includes all | of Stone Mountain from Greenwood Furnace +1 to Allenville. The Old Edwards Furnace ‘property is located in Shirley township, ‘Mifflin county. $ | With throttle wide open and the drivin pulling a fast freight train pulled the train through Elmira at a high rato of speed, and when passing the station Lesley’s body was seen hanging ball out of will put up a building of its own in Clear- field. ? is _—Nearly every preacher in Kittanning Be CT,