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THE REGISTRAR,
JEPVARD K. RHOADS sm
Bellefonte, Pa., Jan. 19, 1906.
British Contrasts.
Their wealth, their luxury, their cul-
tivation of arts which we have not yet
had time to seriously contemplate, their
civilization, their strange class distinc-
tions, but above all the great wealth
Shipping aud Commission Merchant,
sn DEALER IN
ANTHRACITE axp BITUMINOUS
LUTTLY
~—=CORN EARS, SHELLED CORN, OATS =
snd other grains.
COALS. stir our wondering faculties more than
any other things can ever do. When
we behold their wealth we are as poor
children brought suddenly into a rich
child's nursery and iost in astonish-
ment at the number and profusion of
toys strange to us. When we see their
poverty we are Pharisees who thank
God that we are not as these others.
But in either case are we beset with a
great amazement.—From “An Outland-
er In England.”
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His Excuse,
A Scottish parish minister met the
laird’'s gamekeeper one day and said
to him, “I say, Davidson, why is it I
never see you in church?”
“Well, sir,” replied Davidson,
don't want to hurt the attendance.”
“Hurt the attendance! What do youn
mean?’ asked the minister in surprise.
“Well, sir, you see,” replied the game-
| keeper, “there are about a dozen men
, in the parish that go to church when
| I'm net there, and they would go
poaching if I went to church.”
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A SPECIAL SENSE.
It is a curious thing and, so far as |
present knowledge goes, quite inex-
plicable how a shark seems to have an
unerring perception of the presence of
carrion. By virtue of what sense
he know that at a distance of
a couple of miles there is
| “Why should I pretend to
Uncle when I Don't and Play the
THE TWO NEPHEWS.
A Fable That Points a Moral With a
Large Grain of Truth.
siduity.” But the
was blunt and Honest in
said to All Whom it Did
for i
Hypo- |
crite? He cannot but Respect my In-
Care
| dependence the More then than if I.
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Fawned upon him.”
One day the Uncle died when it Sud-
denly occurred to him that he was |
Spending too much Breath. To the
Nephew who Was a Hypocrite he left |
his Fortune, and to the One who Did |
not Conceal his Real feeling he Left his '
Regards. |
Moral.—Most people like to be Flat-
tered, because Human Nature is Built
that Way, and the People who give
Real Money to Folks who say Right
out what they Think about them are
only to be Found in Highly Moral Story |
Books.—Baltimore American.
Most Costly Carriage. |
Originally costing something more
than $5,000, the lord mayor's coach,
used in the annual procession, bas’
probably had more money expended '
upon it than any horse drawn vehicle ,
in the world. It is something like 100
years old, and in that time more than
and the great poverty of their people, | $100,000 has been spent in refurnishing
it for the sole occasion when it is made |
use of each year. A more modern
coach could be had for the sum of five
years’ repairs, but a new coach would |
never seem the same to the London
public who line the Strand on the occa-
sion of the November parade. It is
probable that the lord mayor of a cen- |
tury hence will ride in the same equi-
page, though, like the Irishman’s knife,
it has been repaired so often that prac-
tically nothing of the original coach re-
mains, !
” Justice to Come. |
Lord Cockburn, though a successful |
defender of prisoners, failed on one oc- '
casion to get an acquittal for a mur- |
derer. “The culprit,” Mr. Croak James
tells us in his “Curiosities of Law and
Lawyers,” “after the sentence fixing
his execution for the 20th day of the
month had not been removed from the !
dock when his counsel passed him and
was then seized by the gown. The
prisoner said, ‘I have not got justice, |
Mr. Cockburn,’ to which the counsel |
gravely replied, ‘Perhaps not, but you'll!
get it on the 20th." |
In Bohemia courtships are abnormal- |
ly long. In that country engagements
frequently last from fifteen to twenty with shells,
years,
I ——
AND
THE OCTOPUS.
Its Terrible Army of Suckers and Its
Powerful Jaws,
Both the octopus and the cuttlefish
have arms that are clothed with &
formidable array of suckers which are
wonderful pieces of mechanism. When
the sucker comes into contact with an
object the central piston, having pre-
viously been raised so as to compiete-
iy fill the cavity of the sucker, is at
once withdrawn and a perfect vac-
aum produced, explaining the great te-
! nacity with which the suckers cling.
| They number upward of 100 pairs to
each arm of the octopus, and once they
obtain a grip on the victim, unless the
arin is actually torn away from the
body of the octopus, it is practically
impossible for its prey to disentangle
itself.
In addition to these suckers the octo-
pus has a powerful pair of jaws, shap-
ed like the beak of a parrot, behind
which is a formidable armor. plated
tongue used as a rasping organ. The
octopus will attack and kill crabs’and
lobsters of considerable size, ripping
open the body by means of its powerful
jaws and devouring the contents, In
spite of being a creature of such awe
inspiring looks the octopus has several
enemies in various species of whales,
sharks and conger eels. In fact, the
latter are particularly fond of devour-
ing the smaller octopuses.
Conger eels hunt for the octopus and,
when found, proceed to browse’ on its
limbs. The octopus tries to hug the
slippery, slimy conger tight, but in
vain, and, finding its limbs growing
less, discharges its ink in the face of
the foe and under cover of the turbid
water beats a hasty ‘retreat, It is to
escape the too pressing attention of
its foes that the octopus possesses the
power of changing its color to corre- |
spond with that of its surroundings.
Dissembling.
“That man in there is a hypocrite,”
said Jackson as he left the drug store.
“You mean the druggist?”
“Yes. When I went in I interrupted |
him in the midst of compounding a
prescription. I told him I wanted a
two cent stamp, and he smiled as sweet- |
ly as if he was glad to see me.”"—Phila- |
delphia Ledger.
A Girl and Her Money.
“Do you believe in marrying a girl
for her money?”
“Not as a general thing, but some-
times that’s the only way you can get
it away from her.”—Cleveland Leader.
She Knew [lis Secret.
“Tell me honestly, now, Clara, did
Harold confess his love last night?’
“Confess! What do you think I am,
a chief of police? "Milwaukee Journal,
In New Holland scars, made carefully
form elaborate patterns od
the ladies’ faces,
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An Explanation.
“Why is it,” said the young man with
long hair, “that the average woman
would rather marry money than
brains?’
“She takes less chance,” answered
{ Miss Cayenne. “The average woman is
a better judge of money than she Is of
brains.”— Washington Star,
His Luek.
| Friend of the Family—You are very
, lucky, my boy, to be the seventh son.
{ It will bring you everlasting fortune.
| Son No. T—It hasn't so far. All it's
| brought yet is the old clothes of my six
brothers.—Illustrated Bits,
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| Nothing but Praise.
. “I have nothing but praise for our
new minister.”
“So I noticed when the plate came
| round.”—Chicago Journal.
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Gas administered for the extraction of
teeth. Crown and Bridge per hy le
R. H. W. TATE, Dentist, office in'the
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the de Milesbu outre conn, has been. ¢o
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throughout, and is now second to none in the
county in character of accommodations offer.
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the market affords, its barcontains the
and choicest liquors, its stable has attentive
lers, and every convenience and comfort is ex:
tended its guests.
h travelers on the railroad will find
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| BEST MEATS.
You save nothing by buying, r, thin
or gristly bt id 1 use only Yr ?
LARGEST, FATTEST, CATTLE,
snd supply my customers with the frésa-
ol eholpont, t blood and muscle mak.
i ing Steaks and Roasts. My are
» higher than poorer meats are else:
where.
1 always have
DRESSED POULTRY, =~
Gane in season, and any kinds of good
meats you want,
Tay My Suor.
P. L. BEEZER.
High Street, Bellefonte
AVE IN
YOUR MEAT BILLS.
There is no reason why you should use poor
xorbitant
Good meat 1s abundant here.
cate sheep and calves
WE BUY ONLY THE BEST
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VETERINARY SURGEON.
A Graduate of the University of
located
Loodon
has at PALACE
LIVERY 8T. Bellefonte, where he
will answer all ealis for work in his profes-
sion, Dr. Jones served four years under
State Veterinary Surgeon Pierson.
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