Bellefonte, Pa., March 24, 1905. THE JEALOUS WIFE. “I wonder what he may be doing now ? 0, if I only could be there to see ! Some woman may have called, and he and she Perhaps are making eyes ! She may allow Her hand to lie in his this minute ! How, O, how can 1 endure these doubts, ah me! The brazen thing may flatter him, and he May listen, heeding not his sacred vow !” While thus his loving wife in loneliness Devoted all her eager thoughts to him, What did he do, the wretch? Ah, nothing less Than take his knife out and sit there and trim His finger nails and vainly try to guess How next to meet the landlord, cold and grim. —&8. E. Kiser, in Chicago Record-Herald. A LITTLE TRAGEDY FOR TWO. That night when Burbank came home white of face,—the thin whiteness of anger and nervous fatigue,—his eyes dull with defeat, bis wife knew she must not speak to him. Something told her that this was the crisis, the crisis she bad pleaded for and prayed against. She stood close to him, occasionally putting her band on his shoulder, as he took off his overcoat and letting the sympathy and loyalty in her clear deep eyes pour out upon him in un- stinted warmth. > Thrussing her arm through his she led him down their narrow bowling-alley of a hall to a little red studio and let him sink down exhausted on the divan. ‘*‘Poor old man,’’ she murmured, patting his hand and touching his disordered black hair with the lightest fingers. Presently Burbank shook himself out of his apathy of depression and absent-mind- edness. “Billy, old lady,”’ be said, trying to smile. ‘‘Has it been bard, dear.’’ ‘“Pretty bard, Billy.” She sat silently waiting. At last he spoke. “I’ve done it, Nan."’ Without a word she put her arms ten- derly about his neck and kissed him. “I’ve left him. I’ve left Graydon. over.”’ ‘‘Poor boy—it’s all right—I know it’s right—you’ll win—I'll not say a word. We'll go back to the other flat. I'll sew or paint or wash or do something to make money. And you’ll write again. Think of it, dear, you’ll write again—your own stoff—stories—good ones’’—she laughed excitedly ‘‘and you’ll be a great, great man. O, I'm glad.” Barbank looked at her with pathetic ad- miration and love. ‘‘Poor old long-suffering Billy. Yes, I'll write and write and be a great, great man. Now let’s go and see our boy.”’ Alden Burbank was thirty on his wed- ding day,—a slim, attractive fellow with enthusiasms which he tried to conceal. His friends spoke of him as ‘‘one of the whitest men God ever made.” There was a group of them who lived together—men, careless in living and loving, strong in their friendship while they lasted, and decently regretful when they faded, believ- ing with many protestations in each other’s work, gladder over the sensuous ecstatic ’ line of poetry, a vivid dramatic bit of prose, a neat ankle, than of anything else their shabby life begot for him. Burbank had lived with the group and written stories in the days before his mar- riage,—good, flesh-and-blood tales of the men and women he met in his newspaper wanderings about the city. The group believed in him £0 much that Burbank in time came to believe in him- self. And when a notable magazine pick- ed him up and printed two of his stories, with pictures, and asked for more, he grew cocky and talked of ‘‘my prices’’ and ‘‘three cents a word.”’ Nos long after this opulent dreaming he bad met Nancy Holbrook. They lost no time in falling in love with each other,— honestly and obliviously in love. To Alden Burbank she was the wittiess, cleverest, tenderest, frankest-hearted girl he had ever imagined; as she unfolded her heart and mind to bim, be found her a woman of naive experiences which she had catalogued in quaint, unspciled ways,—a girl who came light-heartedly to the simplicity of caring and enduring in her husband’s house. It was like her, when within five days of the day set for their wedding, Burbank wrote ber wretchedly that be had lost his place on his newspaper and bad no money, and what should they do, to telegraph him, ‘‘Come at once on receipt of my let- ter. The letter found him swearing disconso- lately over a pile of cigarette ends and a story that would not let itself be written. Is contained some words that he kissed raptuiously and a check for seventy dol- lars, the money Nan had set aside for an extravagant luxury or two in her new home, though he never guessed that. So he took the most respectable member of the group as his best man and went to his wedding, divided between ecstacy and misgiving. After the wedding, the two came to New York, and Barbank, with Nan’s anwaver ing admiration and stimulating oriticism back of him, wrote three more stories—the best he had ever turned ount—and sold them for good prices. Life grew very kind to them. The stories paid the rent of the modest little flat they bad intrepidly rented, and made friends for Burbank. People began speaking of him as a man with good stuff in him, ‘‘a mau with a style, by jove.’’ A publisher offered him a place in his house as a reader of manuscript. Both Nan and Alden agreed that it was the wisest thing to accept it for awhile until shey got safely on their feet and had some of their debts paid. Then he could go back again to free-lance days. z But out of that position grew another, and still another, and it did not seem quite pradent to stop working at a regular ealary juss then because—well, because of what Nau confided one day to Alden with a hap- py langh. It wasa baby, another Alden Burbank. That meant a nuise and a thou- sand bewildering other things that Bar- bank bad never guessed accompanied the advent of such a tiny lump of pinkness and lungs. He eaid to himself regretfully thas he eurely could not give up that salary now. With the old friends thas stili dropped in on ‘them, and with the few new oues they made, the Burbanks used to talk long and seriously of the sad lack of good ma- terial in the modern short story, ‘‘rotten stuff’’ they called most of the things they read. ‘‘Lord, it's a sbame’’ they said, *‘that some new people didn’t arrive.”’ And It’s sof gradually the talk would drift around to Barbank and the stories he had written. “Corking good stoff, old man, why don’t you write more, eh?’ Burbank’s eyes would grow brighter and he would sit op alertly in his chair. ‘Gad, I'm going to; I’m going to, just as soon as Ican get settled a bit. Yon can’t work, youn know, when you’re hold- ing down a position like mine. A chap, you know, can’t come home froma hard day’s mental labor and start in writing,’ *“Well, give up your job, then, and free- lance it. Look at Gracely; see how he’s getting on, and his stuff isn’t ace-high with your stories.”’ And after the guests had gone, Nan and Aldan, in the disordered little apartment, thick with cigarette fumesand the smell of the bad claret, talked on with rose- colored words of Burbank’s talent, and a thousand times they almost decided that at the end of the week Alden should really give up his position and write. ‘‘My dear, it’s an affront to Providence not to do it,”’ Nan would ory, and her husband would kiss ber tenderly and on the next free Sun- day made a great show of getting endless sheets of paper and a dozen fresh pens to begin the famous story. Bus some way it never came—that story. The baby cried uproariously,or the plumb- ing got out of order and the pipes leaked in the kitchen, or they had to go out to somebody’s dinner—simply had to go—or Browning came, good old Browning, who was awfully lonely and needed cheering up, and the writing was put away. There were bitter days of depression, too,—days when there stretched out before Burbank such a deadly length of office hours and unpaid bills that he lost faith in himself and vowed be should never be able to write again. Nan’s clear eyes became troubled seeing before her the endless as- severations of latent energy which never came to the accomplishing of any result, and sighing for the old gay days of rejoic- ing when Alden had a story accepted. Once when Alden flung himself miserably down on his bed and almost wept out that he knew he couldn’t write if he tried, she pus her bands quickly over his mouth with a little cry, bus ever after that the prickling suspicions irritated her. What, O, what if it were true—Alden never to write again ! And it was her fault; she had spoiled a career ! In the spring of their fourth year of mar- ried life—a sickly,sultry,enervating spring such as comes often to a great city—Nancy fell ill of a low fever. It needed to the very last crumb Burbank’s store of optim- ism, and good humor, and faith, and love, to keep his wife from sinking toa brood- ing, melancholy and bitter self-acousation. And the pity of it all was that he did .nos$ much deceive her with his gaiety and fair outlook. Women know too well whence come the springs of joy. They were very poor in those days. In June when Graydon’s offer came, Burbank accepted it stolidly, without thanking God. He knew Graydon. Every one in Burbank’s line of work did know him. The great man drove up in a cab one night to the Burbank’s apartment house and asked for Mr. Burbank. Nan lay weakly in her bed and beard the prolonged murmur of voices in the next room, won- dering who could be talking so loud and so decisively to Alden. ‘Burbank, I want you to be my editor,” Graydon spoke in neat, choppy phrases with a full emphasis on the personal pro- nouns that seemed to Burbank an omen of his coming servitude. ‘I’ve seen your work. I like it. I want you with me. Will you come ?”’ When he mentioned the salary, Baor- bank’s heart gave a quick jump. His eyes turned to Nan’s sick room, to the baby’s tiny, esonless bedroom, to the shabby, cramped flat that held little more furniture than bad come to them in the uncertain outbursts of wedding gifts. And he caught sight, too, of his untidy desk where lay the pages, scrawled over, lined, interlined, and erased, of the last story he bad attempted. So he sighed and swore softly under his breath and accepted Graydon’s offer. When his bachelor friends heard of it, they congratulated him perfunctorily and after that was over, stopped in at the cor- ner saloon where they discussed the matter with considerable freedom of speech. “ **Poor devil’’—they said. ‘‘He’ll never get out of it now. Burbank used to write good stuff once. Wonder why he hasn’s tried to get in a little time for story writ- ing ? But that’s the trouble—wife, baby, nurse, flat. Can’t buck against those things.” The married men who knew Barbank inquired eagerly what salary he got. When they heard, they said, with a tinge of jealousy, that it was certainly a good thing, but added virtnously that they thanked God it wasn’t they who bad to work for that Indian, Graydon. The Burbanks moved to a better flat ; Nancy, with the baby, went to the conntry for the summer and grew strong and brown and almost light-hearted. Alden staved in the hot, parched town and worked— worked for Graydon. His wife never knew until she came home, radiant with joy at seeing him again, just what Burbank had suffered during those weary months. ‘What is it, dear ?’’ she asked piteous- ly, her bands on his shoulders, and ber eyes looking clear down into his tired, nervous brain. He tried to evade the question but his overwrought nerves and his wounded pride rebelled. “My God, Billy, it seems to me I can’t bear is another day,’”’ he cried hopelessly. And then he poured the whole pathetically tragic story into her ears. The daily insult and humiliations, and reversal of judg- ment, the crushing hours of work, and con- stant bickering and petty misunderstand: ings. “Billy, girl, don’t mind me—I'm tired out, and I don’t mean all I say,’’ he ended weakly. ‘*Give it up, dear, youn shan’t live this way, you just shan’t,’”’ she wept. “We'll go back to the old flat and—Alden, you shall write again—free-lance it—and you’ll grow famous, dear—and everybody will be proud of you. Alden! Come, let's do is.” They stood together with clasped bands and a fine light of purpose in their eyes. Then Alden shook his head with a little sad smile. “Not yes, You forges.” Nan bens her head slowly till it rested on his neck, and sobbed convulsively. “Poor old boy, my poor old boy ! And I'm going to add still another life to yoor bur- dens. Poor little unwelcome, unborn stranger.” ‘Hush, dear, hush." She left him alone at his desk that night where he worked far into the morning. The tears on her cheeks were not yet dry when he lay down beside his wife and she shook in her sleep with racking sobs. It was Javuary when Burbank, desper- ate, half sick, careless of consequences, dear. We can’t afford is. resigned his position as editor of Graydon’s magazine. At the end of the week he left the place. It seemed strange not to hurry off in the morning to the elevated train ; be almost missed the feel of the strap in his bands to which he used to hang in the crowding, noisy, good-natured carloads of workers. Instead, he stayed about the house, rising late, and after breakfast play- ing with his little son, before he wens to his desk to write. After a time he took to doing the marketing for Nao. It settled his mind, be said, before getting down to work. Sometimes the entire morning fled by and Burbank bad done nothing. He did not confess it to Nap, nor admit it to himself, but the stories would not write themselves. He could not think out plots; he had forgotten his technic. He failed to get into (he swing of it; his mood was at variance with his desires. He would write a laborions page and tear it up as soon as it was finished ; or he would sit for hours idly looking into the area ways. Oc- oasionally Nan crept up with a smile of en- couragement and a whispered question and then left him alone, hating himself for his inability. For a month he struggled, furiously, spasmodically, despondentiy, confidently. At the end of that time he had written not a line worth saving. There came the night of reckoning. Bai- bank sat alone in the little red studio be- fore the gas-log fire. In Nan's bedroom there were sounds of quick subdued steps and hushed orders; a trained nurse, com- posed and irritatingly competent, appeared and disappeared; the portentious activity that accompanies birth and death was over the house. Straining his anxious ears, Burbank heard a feeble little ory and presently the nurse came to tell him that the danger was over and that his wife had brought into the world for his care and protection and support another life. He bowed silently. Then he faced the truth. He should never write again—the virtue seemed to have gone out of him. He dared not stop to recover it; indeed he did not strongly believe that he could recover it, try as he might. The well-beloved craft was his no longer. He must go back to an office desk. The long dreary days of office work stretch- ed out before him till he shuddered. That little wailing voice in the next room fretted his nerves. If only— He shook himself together with a start. The picture of a woman, tender-eyed and faithful, trembled luminously before him —his wife—dear old Billy. “Billy is better than books,”” he mur- maured. A shadow of a smile lingered on his lips. “I musn’t tell her that I’ll never write again. She musn’t know; ’twould break her heart, poor Billy.” But in the inner room, exhausted and ill, Billy knew. Itseemed to her that she had known ever since the first baby came. The next day Graydon asked Burbank to come back to the magazine.—By Ewery Pottle, in the Pilgrim. Don'ts tor Boys and Girls. BOYS. Don’t wear your hat in the house. Don’t sit while a caller stands. Don’t get into the babit of using slang. Vulgar expressions denote degeneracy. Don’t be ashamed of gallantry toward women and girls. A gentleman is always courteous toward the opposite sex. Don’t fall into bad habits with the fixed intention of ‘‘swearing off’’ as you grow older. Habits formed in youth accompany one to the grave, bad habits often hurying their victims before their time. Don’t speak of your father as ‘‘the gov- ernor,”’ nor of your mother as ‘‘the madam.’’ If you do not show respect to your parents you must not look to the world to respect you. GIRLS. Don’t be rude toward your brothers. Boys’ feelings are as sensitive as girls’. Don’s forget that you owe the same re- spect and obedience to your father that you do to your mother. Often the right- ful head of the bouseis placed at the foot | vr through sheer thounghtlessness on the pars of his family. Don’t forget that it is in most cases the father who devotes his life in work and worry to provide for his family, and show him the gratitude he deserves. Don’t have secrets from your mother. Remember that she was a girl once like yourself, and that she will prove the most sympathetic confidant in the world, for she holds your happiness and welfare at heart. — Pittsburg Dispatch. Essays of Little Bobble. lawyers is men wich git foaks in trub- bel & then charge the saim whether thay git them out or not. lawyers is of 2 kinds : 1. good lawyers. 2. cheap lawyers. the cheap lawers cost you more than the good lawyers, the only trubbel is that you never know the good. lawyers sil yon try them and then may be they aint vary good after all. lawyers is made in 2 ways. One kind goes to college and plays foot ball & the other kind works for a lawyer & studies law books at nite, Mister Lincoln was the last kind and the first kind is easy to find anywhare, vou can git them to try a case & lose it for you any day. Som of them is good, tho, but not a grate many. lawyers git mad at eech other when thay are trying a case, but after the case is over thay call eech other Old Chap and say Lets goin & havea drink. Then thay stay thare till they have 8 moar drinks and then they call eech other ‘‘dere old chum.” — Milwaukee Sentinel. Over One and One-half Millions of Dol- Iars in Pension Allowances. The statistics of the Pennsylvania Rail- road Pension Department, compiled as of December 31st, 1904, show that dur- ing the five years of its operation there has been authorized $o be paid in pension allowances to the retired employees of the Company, the sum of $1,614,087.59, made ap each year as follows: 1904. $390,000.00; 1903, $359,374.32; 1902, $328,403.10; 1901, $202,290.20 and 1900, $244,019.97. The above expenditure does nos include the expense of operation of the department, which is also borne by the Company. Daring the five vears application of the pension plan 2,418 employees have been retired as pensioners from the active ser- vice of the Company, of which number 700 have died. Of the total number retired 568 were between the age of 65 and 69 years, of whom 439 were retired on their own request with the approval of the em- ploying officers. Justified. *‘I wish they'd invent a new expression ocoasionally,”’ said Top as he perused the account of a recent wedding. ‘'It’s always ‘the blushing'bride.’’ “Well,” replied Mrs. Top, ‘when yon consider what sort of a husband most girls have to marry youn can’t wonder at their blushing.” Jurors for April Term of Court. There will be three weeks of court next term commencing the fourth Monday of April. GRAND JURORS APRIL TERM. Fred Shontz................Philipsburg John B. Miles. ......cccccceeuunrenae. Huston ears zeeraneene POOL Joseph Ceader..................... Bellefonte J. C. Thompson............ Philipsburg James M. Shook.................Bellefonte Fo HB Nol ri nines cnr Miles M. J. Yearick.................cccineenn Walker W.C Farner............cooooon....... Poller John H. Hartsock. «......Spring N, J. Hockman........ wees... Walker Frederick Karichoff............ Curtin Hamill Bathgate.........cccee....... Harris ‘Wm. H. Derstine. Sr............ Bellefonte Benjamin Gordon.................. as Walter Heaton ...................Huston W. W. Bible......... essasinas .. ...Bellefonte John H. Wagner...................Potter Monrce Armer.. | ...as.. Bellefonte John A. Kelley........ ..Snow Shoe David Wensel........ taeeennen. BOGES Owen Underwood...... ....... as isvie Union R. C. Thompson ......ccc.veee..... Worth TRAVERSE JURORS FIRST WEEK APRIL TERM 1905. David Harpster................Ferguson Edward Richards...............Bellefonte JA. Confer... .... ...i. iii. Boggs Enea A. AUmMAN.....cccoevv noes ous vad Gregg Scott Holter..................... Liberty AE Strayer.........................Miles John A. tonfer..... .......... Jesse Klinger........... «i... John Smith. coe nniiiiii....d 22 Cyrus Hall ............. or iypanees Philipsburg I. Biake Ayers............... £ Daniel I. Johnson.................. Ferguson Robert Sloteman....................Spring Henry LL Barger................ Snow Shoe Daniel C. Bohn...........0..ciivier saens James ¥cCool................ : Geo, R. Williams........ GW Hazel.....................00L ....Miles George B. Simler.............Philipsburg Adam WO ...ciln cis a vvinsasci nines. Mile8 Geo W. Markle......................Benner Geo Weaver...... ......... ........ urtin H.C. Pravel....................... Snow Shoe David Mctloskey................. Howard Albert Scott......coreereernnnnnnn. Philipshars Isaac Armstrong..................College David Haines .....Bellefonte Edward Gehret ot Wm Bell...............ccoviinin ii Rush Harry Smull..c.... -. oo vicenis 2.00 Miles James Nolan.... ....cccuee........ Walker J. W Luokens...... ..... -.o... Philipsburg James A. Quigley....... ............. Liberty John G. Rimmey ............... .Spring J A. Witmer.............. . ..... ...College W. LL tinbler........cinsne een. -- 2000. Miles Michael Shields. . ........Bellefonte H D Meek.......cccer......State College John WOOmer....... ...ciivinncisnasness Boggs James Swabb...... ............... Harris E.D. Thomas........cotcaeeerese steven Haines Pater Park..... ...........0...... Snow Shoe Victor Wav............. a5, Half Moon BE. R. Williams.. ..... ............Patton Andrew Hunter........... Philipsburg James . Rider............." alf Moon Christ Decker.................. Walker Wm. Everhart. ..............0... College TRAVERSE JURORS SECOND WEEK APRIL TERM 1905. John Q. Miles..................... Huston C. F. Montgomery.......... Bellefonte Wyn, Halnes................... Liberty Wm. Poorman. .......... 5.5, Boggs J. A. Hagel.......i.............. Spring Wm. OcRer..... viva ive cldh, Haines C.H. Stover... .:.vconnsric gis *¢ Robert YOUng...... :iccvescsressovesss Rush A.C Musser................ Millheim Jacob Heller.......... So. Philipsburg (A Weaver............n iia, Penn Christ Reese...................... Worth PerryHall.........................Onion CP Iong. .................0. Gregg John Turner....................Howard Clayton torl..................Ferguson oA Alezander............... Union Robert Diehl......................Miles Charles R. Custer.. ....Philipsburg Wm. Aikey..............cceee.. Howard Samuel Sankey............ Philipsburg Michael Kerstetter......oooeruennennns Spring H.O Feidler............corccecceienner Haines Carl Motfz..........cc.ceeevnreens ereirens ve Clarence Isenberg......... So. Philipsburg D.G Meyers....... sesesssere aaveesasts College Stanley Hudsob................ Philipsburg Daniel M Stine........ ai ge J.J. Stein.......ccceierenrenne. .. . Walker James I Crotzer............... Benner Harry Badger............... Bellefonte Isador Baum............ Ira Howe... lv. 0d ipsburg Wm Quay... iii, 4 .Curtin Samuel Fetters.............. Bellefonte Thomas Quick......................Boggs E B Weaver..................... Ferguson ThovasDeakin............ Philipsburg Daniel McKinley...............Milesburg R.A. Gilli.ciesiinninieidin Re Rush TRAVERSE JURORS (SPECIAL WEEK) ‘COMMENCING MONDAY MAY 8th. 1905. John H. Spicher, «+ v..ee..Centre Hall Samuel Hollobaugh...............Huston John E. Miles.................Milesburg M. J. Barger.........onvee. ions Gregg Harry H Haag................Bellefonte Jacob F. Hoy.......eo00eveeee...... BONNET Henry Lewis..........ceo ovo eevee... Taylor James Schoefield..................Bellefonte Dr. E. S Dorworth..... can nd ays 3€0. DBCHET....oavivs cosnniv vs ...Penn Henry Brown....... Maynard Meeker Jonathan J. Tressler........... College John L. Dunlap............. ..Spring John Hoy, Jr........,. ‘Walker Emanuel Shuey.... State College TP. Ctowher.."............. .......Taylor ( has Johnsonbaugh................Spring Eugene Krone...... exunnisanishee Snow Shoe Claude ('0ok...................Bellefonte A. A. Stover....................Haines Frank H. Robb..................... . Walker Frank M Fisher............ . «ceive. GrrOgg David Rothrock............... .... Benner J. .L. Shafler...... .covs. -.c cosnsasss: Marion Howard Strable.................... Wr1ker LW. Nee. ila nian H. B. Pontius......... ... .......Bellefoute dF. TapIor....coccicveviiiiinniannisien: Gregg Daniel Robb......... Liberty Clinton Markle.........i.... ..Benner J.C. Fehl............0.... Sideares Haines George Hart ... ..........oeovivees Bellefonte Emanuel Garbrick................ Walker Wm. Miller.....................Philipsburg James Hoover.......... ..... wissascens Union After the Consultation. ‘‘Well, Drs. Brown and Smith are going to operate upon old Gotrox.”’ ‘Is the operation necessary ?'’ ‘Why, yes ; Brown has a note coming due, and Smith wants an automobile.” — Puck. + —=—The onion is the most nowishiug of all vegetables. FOR AND ABOUT WOMEN, All Through Lent, diessmakers and seamtresses work at fever heat, leaping over a reason and getei g most of the snm- mer diesses well out of the way hefore they do much with spring clothes—exeeps those to be worn on Easter Day. And zlmost evershody is making at least one costume of linen. Snits and dresses are made of it; shirtwaiss snits and blouses, and even those stunning three- quarter separate coats, be-laced and be- trimmed until they are ‘‘dress’’ affairs. Styles for the linen suits are most varied, coffee jackets hobnobbing with three guar- ter coats and blouse jackets. Skirts show listle change, except thas more and more fullness has been crowded in aboat the feet, and that about half of them are tiim- med and trimmed, with embroidery and eyeletsand even with inserts and wide edgings of lace. Paris has declared berself ‘‘for’’ very much trimmed skirts, but plainer skirts will share honors here with trimmed; only everything (and thatincludes coats and dresses as well as skirte) must he cat with plenty of sweep. LINEN SUNSHADES. We are promised linen-covered snnshades to match oar summer frocks. All blue, all sage green or all tan or all white the dress may be, and your morning sunshade is ex- pected to be ‘‘en suite.” The parasol cover can be quite plain, or it may be treated to a border of ornamental needlework. Indeed, such a design bas been the ‘‘pick up” work of many a girl since New Year’s. Perhaps the sobrieties of Lent will give her time to complete the embroidery aud have the cover fitted over the Same by someone cunning in such work. Plain sticks are seen ou linen sunshades. Some of the plain liven covers have an applied border of ‘‘a jour’’ (that is, open- work) embroidery, and come show a scanty fiounce of English eyelets work, or ‘‘borde- rie anglaise.”’ Sleeve styles show more pronounced changes than any other part of a blouse, or, indeed, of a whole gown; and these changes have resolved themselves, in nine out of ten sleeves, into the wide, full puff to the elbow, with the long cuff. The style that threatened had all the fullness branching out stiffly at the top of the sleeve in an ugly way. ; We've had these puffed sleeves with us before, but their coming again is with a host of differences. Instead of that plain puff, which was unattractive and short- lived, by reason of its wide expanse of un- trimmed material, comes a puff trimmed in any one of a hundred distinctive ways. Sometimes the only trimming of the puff is in the middle, where it may he caught into a sort of double puff, with a band of the insertion or lace which trims the blouse. Sometimes a row or two of the trimming, with a band of tucks between—running parallel or in the opposite direction-—is the trimming, echoed on the deep coff. The sleeves of ycur last year’s blouse can be easily made over, if you're fortunate enough to have some of the lace or em- broidery you trimmed it with, Turn the sleeve upside down, cutting it off at the elbow, and making a deep cuff. Or a better way is to lift the sleeve, letting last year’s wrist fullness, make this year’s elbow fullness, and cutting it off from the top. On some sleeves, the cuffs arz no deeper than four inches, but that is the narrowest width, unless they are lefs narrow, and the lower part of the sleeve is tricked ous to imitate the deep cuff. Stains of varnish on the hands are some- times very difficult to remove. As soon as possible, rub with a little alcohol ou a soft rag;afterward wash thoroughly in soap and water. To remove walout and frais stains from the fingers, dip them in strong tea, rubbing she nails with it with a nail brush: wash in warm water; the stains come out in- stantly. To wash anything that is greasy, use hot soda water. The alkali turns the grease into soap, which will do its own cleaning. One of the most soothing applications for a fresh burn is a raw potato scraped or grated and bound like a poultice on the injured surface. To the ordinary combination of warm water and ammonia used for freshening carpets, add a tablespoonful of kerosene, and the result will be still more satisfac- tory. The following Lenten recipes are select- ed from Harper’s Cook Book Eucyelopedia, and a. e of especial timeliness: BROJLED EGGS. Cut slices of bread, toast them lightly, trim the edges, and lay them on a dish before the fire, with some bits of butter placed on top. When this melts, break and spread carefully six or eight eggs on the toast. Have ready a salamander, or hot shovel, to biown the top, and, when the eggs are sufficiently done squeeze an orange and grate some nutmeg over them. EGGS A LA CREME. Hard boil twelve eges; slice them thin in rings. In the bottom of a large haking dish place a layer of grated breadcrumbs, then one of the egus; cover with bits of butter, and sprinkie with pepper and salt. Continue thus to blend these ingredients until she dish is full; be sare, though, that the crumbs cover the eggs upon top. Over the whole pour a large teacupful of~wveot oream,and brown nicely in a moderately heated oven. EGG VOL-AN VENTS. Nince two truffles and put them into a stewpan with two tablespoonfuls of thick cream: add four eggs that bave hoiled twenty minutes; chop them small, season with salt, pepper and nutmeg. Have ready some paste cases, and when the mixture has simmered five minutes fill them and serve hot. Sufficient for six oases. Tiny checks and stripes—as old-fashioned as possihle—are among the best liked of the new ril' 8. Some of the stripes are not more than a thread. There's a new soft silk juss in—some- thing like old-time surahs, but with more ““body”’ to it, and richer. No Monopoly of Brains. une of the muny hopeful signs of the times is the apparent decay of the breed of so called great men, those mighty personalities that in former times stood out like a solitary tree in a vast prairie. The reason for it, of course, is the distinction of all those old time monopolies of brains which stunted all human beings except a few who by chance rather than by superi- ority of fiber grew and developed. There are thousands, literally thou- sands, of men now living who if they had lived a century or so ago and had done a work similar to that which they are doing without any very sonorous fanfare upon the trumpets of fame would have been the talk of the world and the main topic of history. And how many of the so called great achievements of so called great states- men, soldiers and thinkers of former times would be impossible today be- cause those achievements depended chiefly upon the ignorance and incapac- ity of the overwhelming mass of the men of their day! Truly this is the age of opportunity. —Saturday Evening Post. Swimming Elephants. The elephants of Burma, in India, are used for a variety of purposes. Throughout the day they work steadily as laborers in carrying the great tim- bers from place to place, a single ele- phant doing the work, it is estimated, of a score of men. Their great diver- sion in hours of rest is bathing, and they take their baths in a curious way. The keeper takes his place on the back of an elephant and thus placed makes a tour of a great lake or river, the huge animal swimming under him at a surprising rate, while he is kept high and dry above water. An Autograph Hint. “Will you oblige me with your auto- graph?” asked a bore of a busy public man, “Certainly,” replied the public man. “Just make out a check for 10 guineas payable to my order. I will indorse it cheerfully, and in due time, you may be sure, it will come back to yon safe- ly through your bank.” Jack Tar’s Spree. In the Sailors home in Brooklyn the navy boys deposit for safe keeping in the course of a year many thousands of dollars. Some time ago one of them after being paid off at the end of his enlistment had $700, which he deposit- ed with the superintendent of the home —all but $50, with which he intended to have a good time. Along toward midnight he returned in a hilarious condition and asked for $50 more. The superintendent handed him two one dollar bills, and the sailor went off apparently satisfied. The following morning he dropped in and requested the superintendent to give him the bal- ance of his money, as he was going home. The superintendent offered him $648. “No,” said the sailor; “I’m not that kind of a chap. I don’t want to cheat you out of $48. I drew $100 from you last night, and you’ve paid me $48 too much.” “You're mistaken,” said the superin- tendent. “When you came the second time I gave you only $2, and this is the balance due you.” “All right, governor,” replied the Jack tar. “But, would you believe it, I had just as much fun on that $2 as if it had been $50?’—New York Press. Hot Water as a Panacea. The best toilet preparation in the world is plain hot water. Here are some of the uses to which it may be put : Drink a howl of it every night, if you want a good digestion, a good sleep and a clear complexion. ’ Put a bag of it to your feet when you have a cold; to your back when you have a backache, or at the nape of your neck when you have a headache or feel sleepless. Bathe the eyes with it when they are inflamed. Soak the feet in it when they are tired. Soak the bands in it before manicuring. Steam the face with it once a week for your complexion. Squared Himself. “I don’t think I ever can forgive you for it,”’ she pouted. ‘‘You pretended $o he so husy with your newspaper when I entered a crowded street car this morning that you didn’t see me, yet there I stood in the aisle, in plain sight.’ ‘You in ‘plain sight,” Miss Gring ?"’ he exclaimed. ‘Not on your platinum print! If yon were standing there, you were a dazzlingly heautifal sight !'’ Did she forgive him? Well !—Chicago Tribune. New Version. “What did yon sav, John? queries Mrs. John, viewing her full length reflec- tion in the mirror. “T said.’ repeated John, distinctly, ‘‘it is clothes that hreak the man.”’ A Definition. Little Clarence—Pa, mist ? Mr. Callipers—An optimist, my son, is a person who doesn’t care what hap- pens if it doesn’t happen to him.— Puck. what is an opti- A statistician has arrived at the con- olasion that £5.000,000 is spent yearly by the public of London on cabs. He also estimates that of that great sum perhaps a million and a hall represents overcharges. ——*I may not be wealthy, bus I can afford my own carriage and pair,”’ said the foud father as he wheeled his twins along the pavement. The usual fortune of complaint is to excite Jontempt more than pity.——Jokn- son. Every man has a pretty good opinion of himself till he gets in public office and reads what a sconndiel he is.——New York Press. ——There is no instinct like that of the heart.— Byron.