Bellefonte, Pa., August 26, 1904. I ER A THAR IRs. HIS DEFINITION. And what is a girl ? A morsel of ribbon and feathers and lace ; A mischievous elf with an angel’s face : A thorn that will tease you, : A rose that will please you. A wil-0’ the-wisp for eluding your chase— And that is a girl! And what is a girl? A riddle whose meaning no mortal can guess; With “No” on her tongue when her heart would Say “Yes I” Half artful, half simple, Half pout and half dimple, Whose eyes will betray what her lips would repress— And that is a girl! — Harlem Life. THE MESSAGE OF THE ROSE. Must you go, Mis’ Summers?’ Miss Jane followed the stiffly starched, rustling skirts of her portly visitor to the front door, and stood standing on the threshold, ber thin arms folded under her blue and white kitchen apron as a protection agains the chilly wind. *‘If you’d stay an’ eat a bite, Elviry will make some hot crumpets, the kind brother Luke used to be so pow- erfually fond of, poor soul! An’ how’s your garden, Mis’ Summers ?”’ “Mr. Summers ain’t had time to tend to plantin’ yet,’”” Mrs. Summers replied com- placently, fastening her black-cloth ea secarely around her pink, creased neck. ‘‘He’s heen spendin’ the week in court. Them great lawyers there are jest wild for his opinions, an’ nothin’ would do but he had to set on the jury. They feed them grand. He writ home he was havin’ a splendid time eatin’ at the hotel there. Mr. Summers alius was found of society an dissipatin’.”’ ‘*Ain’t that pot of roses in your back window a handsome sight? Is it General Jacq’minos, Mis’ Jane? The one Elviry’s brother, Jasper’s wife, Matildy, gave youn off his grave afore she took up with shat second handed man she married? How many buds has that rose got?”’ “*Twenty-four,”” answered Miss Jane promptly, as her guest cast a last admir- ing glance at the gorgeons plant on its table in the sunny window. ‘‘Them little green bugs nearly eat him up last week; but the General’s real hale an’ hearty, an’ he jest seemed to get his temper up an’ fight them away. What do you think, Mis’ Summers?’’ Yesterday a greenhouse man had the impudence to come here an’ ask me to sell the General. Sell him? think of it! Why, I set morestore on him than I do on my own flesh an’ blood! It’s not a rose to me; but it’s a message from Jasper, lyin’ there forgotten in his grave - while his widow goes an’ puts on airs a- marryin’ a second-banded man from town, ‘Oh, I’m not a-critisizin’ anybody, Mie’ Summers. Matildy stopped bein’ one of my family when she went back to her peo- ple the day after the funeral; but the Gen- eral has more than took her place, an’ he’s as much a member of my family now as me or Elviry is. An’ money can’s buy him! Miss Jane declared most emphatically, ber eyes flashing in determination all the time. ‘‘What did he offer yon ?”’ Mrs. Sum- mers bad a commercial appreciation of values which few of her neighbors possess- ed. ‘‘Ten dollars, pot an’ all,”’ Miss Jane announced importantly. “Well, it does seem to me that I'd wait a mighty long time afore I refused ten dol- lars when you can get another message from Jasper when the thaw sets in. I guess, if instead of rememberin’ the dead so much youn’d not he forgettin’ the livin’, folks wouldn’s talk so much, Miss Jane. Elviry ain’t lookin’ well this winter. Of course when a girl gets to be over twenty- five an’ unmarried, she begins to be an old woman. I tell my Emma if she’s goin’ to be an’ old maid I jest want her to pattern Elviry Osmond. I’ve sent to the city for a new dress for her. She's goin’ to wear it to the minister’s pound party next week.’’ ‘‘Elviry ain’t but two years older than your Emina,’’ Miss Jane retorted quickly, biting her narrow lips to conceal a rising irritation. Mrs. Summers coughed discreetly behind a fat, red hand. ‘‘Well, folks says she looks much older,”’ she amended. ‘‘She’s that slim an’ faded lookin’ I said I thought she was eatin’ her heart ous for Tom Drake. Funny, ain’t it, Mis’ Jane, that be paid ber so much attention afore he went away, an’ now he’s back he won’t look at her? Oh, well, a man is jest like a big bumblebee buzzin’ around the flow- ers: he finds ont the sweet clover for him- self. Now, come over real soon an’ bring your carpet rags along with yon.*’ Miss Jane watched her neighbor depart, a vigorous wrath gathering active shape within her. That her niece should be made the comment of the villagers and ber changed appearance criticized added fuel to a slumbering fire. Miss Jane entered the house and noise- lessly stepped out to the kitchen, where stood the red rose in all of its glorious beauty. Looking down on it silently, her thin hands working nervously together, her weather-heaten face bent over it so that its rich, spicy aroma could delight her nor- trils. Every morning she performed this silent devotion to the flower. Every night before the same shrine she paid homage before covering it from the chill of the coming darkness. The velvety, crimson leaves were as the soft, rosy cheek of an endeared friend. The hardy branches had become comforting arms against which she often leaned her head in the early twilight, when there was no one looking, longing for the cool, soothing, moist touch of their tender foliage. More than all thie, it was a symbol to her of the nephew she had loved with the same unreasonable fervor. She bowed her gray head over a barsting, satin petaled rose and weakly cried. The taunt that she should not forget the living in remember- ing her heloved dead stung her to the quick. Times had been bard with her ever since Jasper was stricken down in his manhood. With his wife, he had made their home in the little cottage, exerting bis energies to keep a roof for his kin on exhausted foundations. Only the incessant thrift of Miss Jane’s fingers had kept the truth from her neighbors after he was gone. After enduring privations of the body, she could not tolerate further goading in in idle disparagement of herself or her kind. She deposited the plant on the floor, and fell on her knees, softly kissing it as if in farewell ; then with trembling fingers she wrapped papers securely around the bush, drawing over this a stout gunny-sack which disguised its outlines altogether. Her much-worn, black cashmere dress was taken out of a closet and warmed before the stove before she put it on. She placed ber shabby, black bonnet and old fashion- ed dolman on the table so that Elviry would pot notice that anything was miss- ing. & Elviry I" ‘she called up the stairs, where she heard the tread of the girl as she made the beds. ok AS. 4A BB Elviry glided deprecatingly into the room, her arms fall of gay, red and yellow carpet rags; a needle in a long, black thread dangled from ihe Nitto, I akfast shawl around her shoulders. aunt scanned her sharply, with a sinking heart. The faded prettiness of her face was accentuat- ed by the uncompromising smoothness of the light brown hair brushed back from her high forehead. An ugly, dark brown calico dress tock away all of the remaining freshness expected of youth. “Take down your hair,” commanded Miss Jane sternly, ‘‘an’ go get me your comb!’ Elviry, acoustomed to submission, obey- without any questioning save an astonish- ed expression in her blue eyes. ‘Sit down!” Her aunt pushed her with decision into a straight backed chair as she returned, taking out the few bair pins thas held in place the stiff, little knot at the back of head, letting the silken mass fall unconfined. “La me, Elviry, what beautiful hair ou’ve got—an’ hidin’ it so folks can’t see 6! she commented alond. ‘‘You jest take after your father—brother Luke’s whiskers was the grandest sight I ever see, all glintin’ with little, golden lights like the fun shinin’ on a copper plate. An’ they was wonderful growers, too. Cousin Joe Stetson’s wife stuffed an elegant cushion with them; an’ people didn’t know but it was real swan’s down, it was that soft. He had promised her all of the next cuttin’ but I guess the Lord thought it was sinnin’ for him to come up to the golden gates with nothin’ on his face, bein’ a man, so be was took jest before be had them cus in. Cousin Myra was real disappointed like, for she had embroidered the cushion all ready with harebells. “Now you jest let me fix your hair as I see it ina Piciare the other day.’’ Miss Jane twisted the shining mass into a thick, graceful braid, pinning it at the nape of the neck ; then she fluffed the front, roll- ing it in her fingers 80 that it made a soft, cloud-like frame for the girl's thin face. She stepped back to survey her handi- work. : ‘‘La me, Elviry, but it jest takes five years off of your face ! Look!’ She held the bit of mirror up to the girl’s face. Elviry stared at the reflection, bardiy believing its flattery. ‘‘You—you don’t think it’s wicked, do you, Aunt Jane?” she said in awe.” ‘‘It’s wicked to hide it as you’ve been doin’!”’ her aunt declarea stoutly. ‘‘Now change yonr dress quick, an’ I'll go an’ hitch the horse. Hurry now, Elviry !*’ Elviry looked in amazement at her; there was a strange inconsistency about her aunt’s actions and. recent speeches. ‘‘But —you said last night that I must seed over those onions for plantin’, an’ there’s these rags to—’’ “I’ve changed my mind,’”’ her auns an- nounced authoritatively, ‘We're goin’ to town.’’ She whisked out to the little barn where the horse was peacefully munching fragrant wisps of hay, and in a trice brought the light road wagon around to the front. ‘‘I guess I ain’t done right to the livin’ all this time,’’ she was saying severely to herself; ‘‘bnt them gossips tehan’t say it.” The trip to town stood out in the gray routine of Elviry’s life as if suffused with a roseate vapor; such pleasures were infre- quent, and she epjoyed every minute of the jogging drive. er aunt left her at a dilapidated look- ing hotel which reeked of the orders of fried meat and food, driving off with the queer, brownish ‘object in the back that had engrossed her constant attention dur- ing the journey. When Miss Jane reap- peared there was an air of suppressed ex- citement about her and a little streak of red in her cheeks. They ordered a cup of muddy coffee and a dry-bread sandwich, and then drove to the only store in the place. Elviry was amazed at the purchases her aunt made, all of which were for her. Shopping with Miss Jane, however, was a Spartan duty; she had been overcome at parsivg from her rose at the florist’s, and er grief had moved the clerk to assure her that if she was able to reclaim the plant within a month it should be her privilege to do so for the same sum at which she had sold it. Her jubilance was checked by the realization of the futility of her being able to produce such a sum; ehe thought of it during all the time that she selected a dainty pink, rosebud ohallis for Elviry. When they reached home, the empty table in the window arrested her troubled gaze. Elviry’s eyes followed the directness of hers. She gave a balf uttered exclamation of surprise. ‘‘Why, Aunt Jane, where’s Lin ‘‘Don’t you say a word!” Miss Jane cried sharply, ‘‘I jest decided it was a 3in- nin’ for me to make an idol out of a flower. 80 there!”’ There was a heaviness in Miss Jane's heart during all the next day. She felt as if some one had died. Work with her was purely mechanical. she set about at once to collect what ap- parel she could that might be turned into money; but what with repeated making over and over year after year neither she nor Elviry possessed any. Jasper’s gar- ments still bung in their old place. She assorted them silently, feeling as if it brought her into a fleeting companionship with the dead. A host of memories strug- gled within ber at sight of his old, blue, jumpers, mud stained and threadbare in places. This was more Jasper than the manifestly new store clothes in which he had been married. : Au inborn habit made her turn each pocket inside out. It was because she did not expect to find anything that she was all the more surprised when in ong pocket of the jumpers her fingers did encounter something firm that rustled like paper,and brought to light a letter. Her feeble eyes discovered that it bore a date many months ago, the day that Jasper had been stricken in the flash of his manhood. It was ad- dressed to Elviry, and in one corner Drake’s name showed plainly as a precan- tion against its being lost. She yearned to read it; but honor was religion with her, and tolerated no equivo- cations or compromises. There was only one thing to do: it must be delivered at once to its rightfol owner, Drake. She had a dim idea that perhaps the message he then had penned might be totally foreign to his present intentions. She donned her dolman and set out across the fields with- out a word to Elviry. Midway in ber course she saw a man with his hand over his eyes, reflectively measuring a probable space for plowing. The rough gray of his clothes she recognized at once; it was Drake himself. He turned quickly around, hearing the fall of her foot behind him. You'd ought to be ashamed yourself!” To divert her mind | Miss Jane was breathless; hut it was She thrust the white, square missive to- ward him before she bad gained his side. ‘I jest found it, Tom’’—she fell into her ‘old vernacular unconscionsly. ‘It was in | Jasper's: jampers. 1 guess he got it at the poss office the day be! ore he was took ; ‘an’ bein’ so dick an’ goin’ off so sudden- like, heforgot it? = = ~~ Drake opened the letter, too astonished to find his voice to answer, and read it hastily. {* “It it badn’t been for the General, I never would have found it,’ Miss Jane added solemnly. ‘‘It’s jest a message from Jasper all the way through.” The young fellow stared at her uncom- prehending. ‘‘Does—Elviry know?’’ His voice had a queer sound. > “I ain’t sold ber yet,’’ Miss Jane said. *‘I guess I'd better tear it up,’’ he langh- ed forcedly. ‘‘It’s too old now.” **Don’t!’’ Her baud fell on his, staying his action. ‘'It will be just as new to El- viry—what you say in there—’’ Her sharp eyes never left his face. ‘‘Of course —if you're feelin’s have changed to her ad? “I always will love Elviry,” he said simply. ‘I loved her when I wrote this letter the day after we quarreled, askin’ her to send me one word that she forgave me. Ididn’6t want to go West unless I knew I could come back to claim her as mine. An’ when she never wrote, I thought she didn’t care.”’ His voice broke curiously. *‘I guess it’s writ up in heav- en in the great, white book that I should go on always a-lovin’ Elviry,’’ he said rev- erentially. : ‘‘I guess you’d better say that to El- viry,”’ advised Miss Jane. ‘‘It was the General's fault you foond the letter. If it hadn’t been for him it would never have happened.”’ “The General?’ Drake repeated blank- 1 7 Miss Jane laughed ; but there was a pe- culiar break in her mirth. ‘I sold him yesterday,’’ she explained gravely. ‘‘He’s the rose off of Jasper’s grave, an’ he was full of buds. The greenhouse man gave nae ten dollars for him—I jest bad to sell him.’”” She stopped with a convulsive lit- tle movement of her lips. ‘‘He—he said I might buy him back in a month—if I could—he can’t hold it any longer—an’ so I was lookin’ over Jasper’s old clothes to sell to Matlidy’s second banded husband when he comes tourin’ through—an’ I found your letter. It’s a letter from the dead hisself.”’ Drake said nothing; he looked out across the reddish brown, faded fields that were beginning to quicken with the throb of inner life. ‘‘Do—do you think Elviry would see me—if I came over—to-mor- row?’’ he asked buskily. ‘I do.”’ Miss Jane’s voice sounded as a benediction. Time passed slowly the morning after. It was only by maintaining the strictest guard over her tongue that Miss Jane suc- ceeded in being able to keep her ~ecret from ber niece; but as the hours went hy and there was no eign of Drake, she hegan to grow apprehensive and restless. Perha he had cbanged his mipd ; the doubt kept her nerves vibrant so that she started a the sight of she least black object moving along the road. Early in the aféernoon as she took up her carpet rags by Elviry’s faithful little bas- ket, the click of the gate sounded. “What's that?’ Miss Jane sat upright on her/chair; with a‘quick glance at El- viry. ¢ The girl glanced in the direction of the window. ‘‘It’s just the wind, Aunt 1 Jane,” she replied, quietly, in blissful ignorance of the excitement that threaten- ed to mar the placidity of her life. Miss Jane rose and went oat to the kitchen on a pretext of getting a drink, Far down the road an indistinct speck was moving. She was afraid to watch it for fear of being disappointed. “Elviry,”” she called out abruptly. ‘You'd better look up that pattern Mis’ Sanderson’s cousin’s wife cut for yon two years ago, an’ we’ll begin on your dress to-night. You must wear it to the minis- ter’s pound party next week. / ‘Ok, aunt, I don’t want to go!”’ Elviry expostulated. ‘You've got to go! That’s what I got that dress for,’’ Miss Jane said sternly. *‘I jest won't have them gossips talkin’ any more!” Her heart gave a spasmodic leap as a step fell-on she front stoop. She clung dizzily to a chair as Elviry answered the knock at the door. The girl’s exclamation, half tearful, hall joyous, cut her sharply. Miss Jane sat down in the chair to keep from falling. completely unnerved by Elviry’s emotion. Drake’s nervous laugh filled in the si- lence. ‘‘Where’s your aunt?’’ he asked, before he had crossed the threshold. Miss Jane walked unsteadily out of the kitchen. There was a familiar, brownish objeot held carefully in his arms. He de- posited it safely and tenderly on the floor. “I've brought the General home, Miss Jane,’”’ he said awkwardly. ‘‘I thoughs, seein’ as .he had sent the m wouldn’t be polite if we didn’t have bim here to help celebrate. I couldn’s give you a ring—like I conld to—to—Elviry.”’ He grew red over the girl’s name, although he spoke it boldly. ‘‘SoI got the General for you—you don’t mind, do you?" ‘‘Mind?”” Miss Jane sank piously on her knees, tearing off the brown wrap- pings with ice-cold hands, frantically kiss- ing each soft, green leaf and velvety. red bud as they were released. She buried her face deep in their spicy fragrance in silent worship, unable to speak. There was a feeling of suffocation in her throat. “It’s just a message from Jasper—all the way through!”’ she quavered broken- ly.—By Luellen Cass Teters. Do It To-Day. Ii you have a flower to give, give is to- day. One throb or gladness is worth more to the living heart than a wealth of costly blooms laid, however tenderly, above the dead one. ' If you have a kindly visit to make, make it today lest another step in and lay his quiet hand npon the longing heart and still forever its fret and pain and power or glad response. In the city of the dead, is ‘the silence of the grave, hearts are never lone- ly any more. They bave no heed of need. If you have kisses to hestow, let the dear living lips their sweetness know today, If you’ve smiles to give, give them to- day. Living eyes are often hungry. : Though their gaze be seemingly so calm, 80 guiet, and mayhap so proud, the smile may be a touch of heaven for them. If they are closed in death, tomorrow your fondest smile wonld matter naught. 4 It you have a helpful, hopeful, loving word to say, say it today. It may keep some hears from breaking, some soul from falling. No word or cry can break the sea to-morrow—if death whispered then—to ears that hear today. mote from excitement than from haste. | e, it. Book on Reptiles of the State is in Prep- i aration. Professor Surface Asks That Specimens Be Sent Him From All Over the State. - Hw wih So be = yo 4 “State Economie Zoologist H. A. Surface is preparing a book on reptiles: of Pennsyl- vauia. - It will take months, possibly years, to complete the work, bus its publi- cation is sare. Professor Surface, however, wishes aid from almost everyone in the State who may be interested. The book’ is to be a treatise upon the babits of both reptiles and amphibia, two closely allied divisions of the vertebrate form of life. Reptiles include snakes, turtles and lizards; ampbibia- include frogs, toads and salamanders. : To the non-students of -animals there is little difference between a lizard and a salamander, but Professor Surface can give plenty of points about that. One main difference is that lizards have scales and salamanders have not. They want both in the zoological department, however, as well as other kinds of reptiles and amphibia. : Many specimens have already been re- ceived and preserved. As fast as any are gent in they are pus away in preservatives and kept for study. Daring the Summer when they are husv collecting specimens employes of the office have little time for analysis. That will come during the cold weather. ; Then the exterior and interior construc- tion of the animals wiil be studied and the data carefully tabulated and filed for use in the forthcoming book. A copy of this book will be seus to each person who shows sufficient interest in the work to send in any specimens, bus Professor Sur- face has made a particular request that no one write now for the book. It will not be published for months, bat sending a specimen will be sufficient to insure cne’s pame being placed upon the mailing list for use when the edition is struck off. It does not matter if specimens are ‘du. plicates, Professor Surface says he can- not have too many and will be glad to re- ceive and care for all that shall be sent. In sending specimens notes shall be made of the manner and locality in which they are caughsand any of the habits or pecnl- iarities which may have been observed. No ove need fear handling any reptiles in Pennsylvania except the rattlesnake and the copperhead snake. Those are the only two of any kind which are poisonous. Other snakes, the lizards, thesalamanders, ete., are all harmless. Evangelist — Bully, A Methodist minister of this city tells the following story about the late Sam Rozel, the great Virginia evangelist, who in his day was oue of the best known pul- pit orators in the South : ‘‘Sam Rozel wae a very big man and bad a wide reputation for physical strength. In his college days he came off the field of combat, usnally a circumscribed and secluded area of the campus, wearing the laurel of victory on many occasions, and PS | after he became a: preacher stories of his physical powers were spread far and pear. ‘‘One day he went to a village to hold a protracted meeting. The village black- smith. who was'a very big man, and who was recognized, especially among the tavern habitues, as a pogilistic wonder, heard about the coming of Rozel, and the vil- lagers did not fail to tell him all they bad beard about the size of the parson’s arm and the length of his legs, and of the con- vincing way he had of closing an argument with his fists. s “All this nettled the smith considerably, so when Rozel reached the town he sought him out and asked him to fight. ‘‘Rozel, of course, said he did not want to fight ; but the smith kept on’ insisting. and finally Rozel became angry and agreed to gratify the fellow. **They. fought. Rozel literally wiped op the ground with the big man. When he bad pounded him until the poor, van- quished bully was gasping hard, Rozel picked bim up and threw him over a fence. " ‘‘The blacksmith had not said a word since the affray began up to this point. As he rolled over to the other side of the fence, however, he called out: . ‘‘Say parson, kindly throw my horse over, too, I’m going away.’ *‘But Rozel followed the man to his home, and had him sitting on a front bench at the meeting that same night sing- ing louder than any one else.”’— Baltimore A ————————————————————— Artificial Cotton. Made at Milan From Cellulose of Fir Tree. Thornwell Haynes, consul at Rouen, writes of an artificial cotton now being made at Milan from the cellulose of the fir tree freed from bark and knots, The fibres, alter being pulverized by a special machine, are placed in a horizontal, brass, lead-lined cylinder of some 3500 cubic feet capacity and steamed for ten hours, after which 2000 cubic feet of a bisulphate of soda wash is added and the whole is heated for thirty-six hours under a pressure of three atmospheres. Then the wood, or fibre, which has become very white, is washed aud ground by a series of strong metallic meshes, after which it is again washed and given an electro-chemioal bleaching by means of chloride of lime. Passage between two powerful rollers then dries the matter, producing a pure cellulose, which when reheated in a tight metal boil- er containing a mixture af chloride of zino and hydrochloric and nitric acids, to which isadded a little castor oil, casein, and gelatin te give resistance to the fibre, gives a very consistent paste. Threads are then Produced by passing this paste through a | ind of drawplate. These threads after being passed over a gummed cloth, are immersed in a weak solution of carbonate of soda and passed between two slowly turning drying cylinders. Finally, to give ‘the necessary solidity, the thread is treated to an ammoniacal bath and rinsed in cold water, after which the product is pliable and works well. In Bavaria experiments have recently been made to produce cotton from pine ‘wood, and it is claimed that the trials have been very successful. ——The ordinary ‘microscope reveals ob- jects of the size of a thousandth of a milli- meter, or a twenty-five thousandth of an inch. But the improvements lately made by Siedentopf and Zzigmendy have lower- ed this limit very much. These inventors concentrate on the field the direct rays of the sup, and thus render visible particles whose diameter is only one to five mil- lionths of a millimeter. -—=—80 you lost'your position as’ under- taker’s assistant 2"? : ‘Yes. You see I used to be a conductor on a street car, and. I.conldn’s get out of the way of telling people to step lively, please.” Commonsense. A man of original ideas will never he lost in the crowd, a. a Fill each hour well—live in the NOW and learn contentment. If a man bas faith ip*himself be has lis tle to fear from the outside world. : ~ Every human being in the universe has his special talent ; successful men are those who have kept that talens, before the world. v Objections can be raised to every course of action. Be governed not by the objec- tions, but by the points in favor. The only real failure is a failure to at- tempt the accomplishment of that which one would do. : Take firm hold on life just where you are. Many men fail from always reach- ing out for the unattainable. The eye of each individual marks his own horizon. Likewise each man limits his career by the boundary he himself fixes. The measure of a man’s character is his power to resist the dragging back inflaence of his environment. Nothing worth doing is unimportant. Give thought to every phase of an inter- view which yon are about to have, or a proposition you are about to make. Pon- der well your words before yon speak them. Do not be discouraged when you seem to be accomplishing little. Look back over the past ‘and you will find that when the most important changes were taking place in your life you did not realize it. Remember that ‘‘every ship is a roman- tic object, except that we sail in.”” From being at close range we fail to see our own life work in its true aspect. Get into ‘‘another ship” for awhile and view your work at a distance; you will then see it at its right valuation. Don’t keep pulling the other way. Get in harmony with the spirit of the concern you are with and carry out its plans ac- cording to established methods. When you can improve on these methods, sug- est a means to do so, but if your sugges- tions are not appreciated, fall in line and ' help materialize the plans of others. An erroneous idea prevails among some people that the self made man is a success and the college made man is a failure. Many men fail—some of them are college men and some are not. It all lies in the man and his determination to win. This determination leads him, if a college man, $0 apply his learning ; if not a college man, to acquire the necessary knowledge by special study’ and application. : One thing is certain, the unqualified man never wins. —Common Sense. 8 e——————— Provisioning a Steamer. Of more interest to ocean travelers is the department over which the port stew- ard presides. His task is to provision the ship, and 1s kept working almost night and day preparing for the hundreds of passen- gers who will board the ship on her next sailing day. As soon as the amount of provisions needed for the next trip is esti- mated the requisition sheet for the voyage is made ous, and the port steward, with his assistants, begins the marketing, and the purchases run something like this : Thirty thousand to 40,000 pounds of fresh meat, 600 to 800 chickens and ducks, 4,000 to 6,000 pounds of ham aod bacon, 3,000 pounds of fresh fish, 2,000 quarts of fresh milk and cream, 5,000 ponnds of butter, 1,500 quarts of ice ‘creant, 150 to ‘200 barrels of flour, 25 sons of potatoes, several tons. of sugar and other. things in proportion. ¥, 58 Sa : ot long ago the sea voyager, after de- livering himself into the hands of the com- pany, ate what food was offered him and said nothing, but nowadays he is as fassidi- ous at sea as he would be in his own home. The result is that the port steward must proportion the provisions so thas the pas- sengers may get all they want of what they wans, and this is perhaps the moss difficult problem he has to meet. Then there is another consideration. Certain provisions perish and there is waste and a consequent. loss. The companies, however, realize that it is better to suffer thie than to make a mistake in the other direction. Besides the provisions for use during the voyage, which will take from six to nine days, there is a certain stock of non-perishable foodstuffs, which may be called the *‘emer- gency supply.” Thies is in case the liner meets with ap accident and ie delayed in ber passage. This, however, seldom hap- pens, but if it should the passengers could eat without discomfort for over a month. The Companionship of Books. A book is good company. It is fall of conversation without loquacity. It comes to our longing with full instruction, but pursues us never. It is not offended at our ahsent mindedness, nor jealous if we turn to other pleasures—of leaf or dress or mineral or even of books. It silently eerves the soul without recompense—not even for the hire of love. And, yet more noble, it seems to pass from itself and to enter the memory, and to hover in a sil- very transformation there, until the out- ward book is but a body, and its soul and spirit are flown to you, and possess your memory like a spirit. And while some books, like steps, are left behind us by the very help which they yield us, and serve only our childhood or early life, some oth- ere go with ue, in mate fidelity, to the end of life—a recreation for fatigue, and in- struction for our sober hours, and a solace far our sickness or sorrow. Except the great out doors, nothing that has so much life of its own gives so much life to us. Se——————— Curious Condensations, An Italian engineer now residing at Brussels had, it is said, invented an instru- ment which he calls the telescriptographb, and which will produce in print all conver- satlons held over the telephone. If he has really done this the doom of the typewrit- er has been sealed. since one would then have only to talk into a machine which would grind ont the typewritten letters as fast aa they were dictated. England has for many years given prizes for the destruction of venomous serpents and dangerous wild beasts in India, but it does not seem to diminish theannual num- her of victims. In 1903 over twenty-three thousand persons were killed by snake bites, over a thousand by tigers and almost a thousand by hears, leopards and panth- ers, together with a total of over twenty- five thousand victims. 3 : Obsolescent Honeymoons, The honeymoon, thas institution beloved of all previous generations, is now more bonored in the breach than in the ob- servance. ‘Of course, I had to be married in June becanse everybody is,”’ said a recent bride, ‘‘bus it was a horrid nuisance, losing a whole week of the season.’’ —Ladies’ Field. Useful Housekeeping Hints, 3 FE ae { i An ice cream freezer of ordinary cape ity, says the Chiengo Record-Herald, pil practicable for use in preparing individual recipes of ices and ereams. A haby ice -eream freezer is to. be had which holds a pint when frozen and which is very desir- able, bus several substitutes may be men- tioned. A five:pound lard pail, one-pound baking powder can, silver-plated knife and spoon complete one out-fit. A double boiler and Dover egg-beater may he used for another. Sabstitute, for the baking powder can a jelly tumbler, if the mixture to be frozen contains fruit acids, as the ac- tion of the acid on the tio is liable to pro- duce a poisonous compoand. Ice and Salt. Ice and rock or coarse salt are used for freezing ices and creams. Salt has a great affinity for water, causing the ice to melt rapidly, thus withdrawing heat from the contents of the can, which causes the mixture to fieeze. The prin- ciple of latent heat is here demonstrated. In one case the ice, a solid, is changed to a liquid; in the other case the lignid wix- ture is changed to a solid. - To produce a smooth, fine-grained cream use three parts ice to one part salt. Wrap the ice in a piece of burlap or bag and crush it fine with a wooden mallet or with the flat of a hatchet. If less salt than the pro- portions given is used the cream will take longer to freeze with no better results ; if more salt is employed the cream is coarser and less smooth in texture. For freezing water ices the proportions should be one-half ice, one-half salt, ifa granular consistency is desired, as is the case in frappes or granites, not for water ice. : Manipulating a Baby Freezer. If a baby ice cream freezer is used, after placing the can in position and securing the dasher and handle, pack the tub with ice and salt, alternately, in the correct proportions, placing a good layer of fine ice first and using a #paon handle or stick to press the packing duu. Torn crank slowly at first thas the contents nearest the can may be acted mpon by the salt and ice. After the mixture is frozen to the consistency of mush the crank ‘should be turned more vigorously. Do not draw off the water until the freezing is accomplished, unless there is a possibility of the salt water get- ting into the can. With Pail and Can. When a pail is used cover the hottom first with crushed ice, put in baking powder can or fruit jar, with cover sorewed on and surround with ice and salt in correct proportions, adding them alternately until the pail is two- thirds full. Turn the can, jar or tumbler with the band, and as soon as the mixture begins to freeze scrape the frozen portion from sides of receptacle and beat with a spoon, so continuing until the entire mix- ‘ture is frozen. If the lid is securely bound around the edge with a buttered strip of cloth to keep the water from soaking into the can the cream may he kept in the ice- box for several hours. Lemon Ice. One-guarter cupful of sugar, one-balf cupful of boiling water, two table- spoonfuls of lemon juice. Make a syrup by hoiling sugar and water five minutes. Cool,add lemon juice; strain and free, using three parts finely crushed ice to one part rock salt. Serve in frappe or champagne glasses. Orange Ice. One-quarter cupful of sugar, one-half capful of boiling water, one-third ‘ouplul orange juice, one-half tablespoonfal lemon juice. Make syrup by boiling sugar and water five minutes. Cool, add fruit juices, strain and freeze. To obtain orange juice cut oranges in halves crosswise, re- ‘move pulp and juice, using a. spoon, then strain through cheese cloth. A glass lemon squeezer may be used if care is taken not to break 'the peel. Take out all tough ‘por- tions and remaining pulp from peel and points tops, using sharp scissors. Fill cups thus made with joe for serving. Pineapple Ice, One-third cupful of chop- ped fresh pineapple, one-quarter cupful of cold water, one-quarter cupful sugar, juice of half'a lemon or less. Bring to boil, set aside until cold, strain through cheese cloth and freeze. Raspberry Ice. Three tablespoonfals of sugar, one cupful of raspberries, one-third cupful of water, one teaspoonful of lemon juice. Sprinkle raspberries with sugar, cover and les stand one hour; then mash and squeeze through cheese cloth to ex- press as much juice as possible. Add lemon juice and freeze. Strawberry ice is made in the same way as raspberry ice, the quan- tity of sugar depending upon the acidity of the fruit. Vanilla Ice Cream. One-balf cupful of thin cream or one-quarter cupful of heavy cream and one-quarter cupful of milk, one tablespoonfal of sugar, one-quarter tea- spoonful of vanilla and a grain of salt. Mix ingredients and freeze. Caramel Ice Cream. One-third copful of thin cream or one-sixth cupful of each of heavy cream and milk, one and a-half tablespoonfuls of granulated sugar, one tablespoonful of boiling water, one-quarter teaspoonful of vanilla, a grain of salt. Put sugar in a small sancepan; place on range and stir constantly until melted. Add water and boil until mixture is reduced to one tablespoonfaul. Add cream very slow- ly, vanilla, salt, then freeze, Coffee Ice Cream. One tablespoonful of ground coffee, one-quarter cupful of milk, one-quarter cupful of heavy cream, one tahlespoonful of sugar, a grain of salt. Add coffee to milk, cook over hot water five minutes and strain. Add remaining in- gredients, strain through cheese cloth and freeze. ? Chocolate Ice Cream. One-quarter square of chocolate, one tahlespoonful of sugar, one tablespoonful of boiling water, one- third cupful of thin cream; a few grains of salt and two drops of vanilla. Melt choco- late in small saucepan placed over hot wa- ter, add sugar and boiling water gradu- ally, stirring constantly. Pour ou slowly ihe cream, add salt and vanilla, then reeze. Wise Counsel. Don’t he too anxious to get a hushand,”’ said the wise matron. ‘‘Don’t go around hunting for one.” ‘Think I should just sit down and wait for one, eh ?’’ replied the maiden. “Yes, for you'll sit up and wait for one often enough after you've got him.” Queer. * 'He—Why didn’t you answer my letter? She—~Why, I never 1eceived it. He---Yon didn’t? She—No ; and, besides, you wrote it in such a funny hand I couldn't make it out. eS ————— We're Never Satisfied, The sort of weather most folks like, In this or any clime Is what we do not happen to Be having at the time.