KR (OS BBBRIdeBRD BIRR DOR DRRD Foleo AAA P 3 BRE Before rite iil ining & & HALLIE Hearts i RIVES Sebi “I am Louis Armand,” he said as one whose heart is broken. Anne closed her eyes and stood trem- bling, and in that moment he dropped his arms to his sides and turned to the waiting soldiers. “Take him away!” said Foy. Seeing, Anne struggled piteously to speak. She stood an instant with both bands stretched out after him; then she slipped back into Colonel Tillot- son’s arms. The dance was breaking up as the door opened for Armand and his guards. Then across the guiet struck discord. ‘A far babble drew suddenly nearer. There was a din and a scurry of cry- ing. Windows were opened. “Haste!” fretted Foy. “To his ex- cellency with the prisoner! Conolly has been seen. The alarm is out, and the town will rise!” Gallants and dames issuing into the street in their ball finery, the ladies’ rouged cheeks faded in the early light, saw a horseman who rode by bawling: “The powder! The powder!” he shout- ed. “Dunmore’s men have robbed the magazine!” And with the shout the great bell of the palace began tolling : the summons calling all soldiers of the ! king to assemble. “The governor has come to his senses at last,” Mrs. Byrd said with satis- faction as she came out to her chair. “We shall presently see these precious rebels scampering to their holes. You must go, I suppose, Francis?’ “Aye, mother,” he answered, his eyes bright with Anne’s pain, and gave her his cheek to kiss. But he did not go to the palace. The resignation of his commission went to the earl instead, and he himself hasten- ed to the narrow’ house in Duke of Gloucester street which bore the name Alberti and the sign of the violin. It was long before he saw his mother again. * * * * » * * The volcano had burst. There is to be small doubt from this time where any Virginian stands. By noon the bank of the James river at Burwell’s ferry, where lies the man-o’-war Mag- dalen, whither Dunmore’s crafty agent Conolly has marched his marines with the powder raped from the Williams- burg magazine, is black with threaten- ing men. : Steadily numbers swell the crowd that chokes Duke of Gloucester street— city councilors, some in furtive delight at this loyal ruse, others stamping an- grily, with powdered wigs askew and hands seeking the hilts of their dress swords; sober men mounting and dis- mounting horses; ladies, brilliant as ever, in red heeled shoes and clocked stockings, eager, excited, voluble. Here is all the aristocracy, the blue bloods of the valley planters; here are the duller garbed burgesses of the inner counties. The mob surges up and down past a square, prim house of glazed brick brought as ballast in the tobacco ships. It is fronted by a little garden, through which leads a path between exact flower beds of white lupins, love-in-a- mist and Canterbury bells, and here in his chair sits old Baron Fairfax, lean- ing on his cane, listing to the tumult, knowing it means anger against the royal authority, but not bending his stubborn loyalty enough to pass be- yond the gate. He is all a-quiver with rage at the seizure of the marquis. “Fools!” he storms, grinding his teeth. “Idiots! I will to the governor so soon as this cursed uproar ceases. The king shall hear of it!” In his stronghold on Palace street the royal governor sits glowering, lis- “Take him!” tening to the hum. He has the powder. Let the rebels rave. In the night he has converted his palace into a fort. Cannon look from the windows. Rows of muskets are lying on the floor to arm the household. The council, hurriedly summoned, is met in the library—a few smiling, Colonel Byrd wavering, some indig- = Courageous i # Copyright, 1902, by THE BOWEN-MERRILL COMPANY eid ddd binb bd EH] ive nant. At the indignant ones the gov- ernor rages like a wild beast, vowing that if violence be offered him by the people he will proclaim freedom to the slaves and lay Williamsburg in ashes. The streets are in a boil. Betsy, who has wept an hour for Anne’s sake, looks on from the Byrd porch, while her mother, having heard of the defec- tion of Francis, watches red eyed be- hind her bedroom curtains. The crowd has centered opposite in the wide square at the foot of Palace street. There are cries: “The palace!” “To the palace!” The mass moves rest- lessly as if meditating an . attack. Slower counsel prevails. There is a hubbub of talk. Then a delegation is sent to the palace to demand the powder. Betsy sees them, four grave men, start from the crowd, go up the street, pass the guards, enter the door. There is a wait. They return with their news. The wily earl has smoothed his rage, has heard them with courtesy. He has re- ceived the report that the slaves are about to rise in an adjoining county. If the powder be needed at Williams- burg he pledges his honor it shall be returned “in half an hour.” The dele- gation has seen the muskets. The crowd smolders—is nonplused. The earl looks through an upper win- dow and rubs his hands. These Vir- ginians are no match for him. Al, the end is not yet. He has still to reckon with a sallow man who sits in the upper room at Alberti’s. This man is to ride like a whirlwind to New Castle, make a fiery appeal to the Hanover volunteers and to march back to Williamsburg at the head of 5,000 men with arms in their hands. Before they reach the town a spark flies along the angry streets that turns them to a flame. It is the news of the battle of Lexington! And when Patrick Henry marches into Duke of Gloucester street, John Murray, earl of Dunmore, you pay for that powder! T days later, where Henry and Colonel Tillotson sat alone in the library conversing. It was the eve of the former's departure for the Sec- ond congress. “Patrick,” the colonel came out squarely, “what make you of this ar- rest of La Trouerie?” s “There is something wrong, colonel,” he answered, “and ’twill out. Mark me, that young man in no charlatan. I would stake my soul he is not of low character. You are judge enough of human nature to know that.” “Cary was on the ship. Besides, he admitted it himself when he was seized at the Raleigh.” Henry leaped from his seat with an exclamation. “Granted he is not the marquis, the man is no impostor. I want nothing but that night at the King’s Arms in Winchester to convince me of that. My God, you should have seen him fight Foy! Hang your marquises! Ar- mand is a man, I tell you! What was there to gain by a vulgar masquerade?’ Rashleigh at this juncture entered, bearing a salver. “Letter for Mars’ Henry,” said he. “Mars’ Randolph’s Eb’nezer fotch it ober arter him fum Williamsburg dis mawnin’.” “Why,” said Henry, breaking the seal, *‘’tis from Dr. Franklin. Busi- ness of the colonies surely. Stay—you shall hear it: =o CHAPTER XIII. HE shadow of Anne’s grief hung heavy over Gladden Hall a few “London, Jan. 10, 1775. “Sir—Dr. Craik, who needs no introduc- tion to you, on his return to Virginia will see that this reaches your hand. It will inform you that M. de Penet is arrived from Philadelphia. He astonished me much when he told me that it was too dis- creetly doubted in the colonies as to the disposition of the court of France with regard to us. The English court here has little of this doubt; indeed there has been actual trepidation. The good news I send by this letter will show you that there was abundant ground for such fears. Not only have King Louis and M. Turgot, his minister of finance, considered togeth- er by what means they might assist so unhappy and interesting a people, but I have just learned that a nobleman of great family connection and great wealth ig lately sailed for your colony, an officer in the flower of his age, who has already proved his talents in Corsica. I am in- formed by our co-worker Beaumarchais, who is now here at the town house of Lord Mayor Wilkes in Prince's Court, that this gentleman’s judgment is much valued at Marseilles, and in case the state of the cause in Virginia (which the king deems most important of the southern colonies) seems to warrant he will doubtless be commissioned to make certain representa- tions touching aid and comfort to come from France in the event of united hostil- ities. I am satisfied that any civilities and respect that may be shown M. the Marquis de la Trouerie will be service- able to our affairs. His mission is, of course, secret. I shall inform no one else of this, trusting the information to your whole discretion. I have the honor to be, sir, your most obedient servant, “B. FRANKLIN. “Patrick Henry, Esq, Williamsburg, Va.” Henry read slowly, without a pause, while the other's eyes did not leave his face. When he had finished he looked up with an expression of mingled sat- isfaction and puzzlement. “Marquis de la Trouerie!” Colonel Til- lotson exclaimed. “Armand’s master, then, was the messenger of France! And he is doubtless in Virginia now. But how dares the secretary pose as his master?” “Because the marquis is dead!” fell a heavy voice behind them. The host got up frowning. “Captain Jarrat,” said he brusquely, “I like not well these soft footed intru- sions. Nor, if I may say it, do I like the dress you wear. Times are come when I no longer welcome a coat of that color in my house.” A smoldering red rose to Jarrat’s cheek, but he spoke evenly. “I should beg pardon, colonel, for an uncere- monious intrusion into a conversation. Rashleigh let me in.” “Curse Rashleigh!” said the colonel unmistakably. “I rode to inquire for Miss Tillotson.” the visitor continued, “but since I am unwelcome, why, 1 will betake myself home again.” “One moment, colonel,” interposed Henry. “Captain, we spoke of a gen- tleman as you entered. May I ask what basis you have for your informa- tion?” Jarrat took out his pocketbook, drew forth a yellow paper and handed it to Henry. ‘‘The Marquis de la Trouerie died en route to these colonies and was buried at sea. There is the leaf from the logbook of the Two Sisters recount- ing the unhappy incident. The news of his death was suppressed in British interests.” “And the secretary?” was calm. “The incident is now closed, gentle- men, and I violate no confidence. He was bought by the earl—for services.” “My God!” ejaculated Colonel Tillot- son. “Are we never to know truth in this world? He was not an impostor and a charlatan. No. He was a Brit- ish spy!” “Why, then,” interrogated Henry, “did Dunmore expose him?’ “I exposed him.” “You!” the colonel cried. “I had crossed on the same ship and recognized him at Williamsburg. Dis- covering the true state of affairs, can you wonder, Colonel Tillotson, at my concern for the intimacy which I saw growing between your niece and this person? I think,” he said, masking a glowworm gleam in his eyes, “that my feeling for Mistress Tillotson is not mis- understood by you. I knew Lord Dun- Henry’s voice “Because the marquis is dead!” more’s plan, and I could not openly tell you the truth. Is it a wonder I forgot that I was a king’s man? I did the one thing left to me. I set afloat such sus- picions that the governor, to save his own repute with Williamsburg, was compelled to sacrifice his minion, to him- self expose the imposture and to cry himself also deceived. I tell you thus much in confidence. Believe me, sir, 1 steered the best I knew between the hurt of a lady whom I honor and the governor's displeasure. It was the Scylla of duty and the Charybdis of love. Colonel, I love your niece, and I would not see her suffer humiliation.” Colonel Tillotson rose and paced up and down the floor, plucking at the side curls of his wig. “And if what you tell us is true,” he said, meditating, “I have done you wrong. I am not overkind to your col- ors, but I have a respect for honest loy- alty. God knows ’tis scarce enough. Mayhap I have been unjust. Wiil you be seated ?”’ Jarrat sat down, his watchful eyes turning about the room, something strangely like expectancy in them. The colonel rang for his major domo. “Rashleigh,” said he soberly, ‘ask your Mis’ Anne to come to the library. And admit no one—no one. Do you hear?” “Yas, marsa; yas, suh! Nuttin’ but er grabeyard ha’nt gwineter git by dat do’!” “Poor child!” Henry's tone was piti- ful. “You mean to tell her? At least wait till your wife is returned.” “The sooner she hears some things the better for her. She has her share of pride; never fear.” “The day I was last here, sir,” ob- served Jarrat, “she boasted she would wed him an he were a laborer in your fields.” “Aye, maybe, but not if he were a conspirer against her country. My niece is a daughter of Virginia, sir.” And the master of Gladden Hall noisily took snuff to cover his feelings. Hen- ry’s face was like a sphinx, While they waited came a clatter of hoofs outside. A moment later the hall door was flung open, and Rashleigh was heard in excited jabbering. The colonel repeated an objurgation. The next instant he jumped to his feet, and Jarrat started as if at an ap- parition. Armand stood on the thresh- old. mud splashed and pale. Te The newcomer’s look ignored the cap- tain. He bowed to Colonel Tillotson and addressed himself to Henry: “Monsieur, I come to warn you that a detachment of Dunmore’s men is on its way hither from Yorktown to seize your person.” “The deuce!” shot out the colonel like a javelin. “I thought the price the earl put on you, Patrick, was but brag. He dares viclate my house, then. Mount at once and away by the north road.” Henry’s gaze had seemed to dart and play about the young Frenchman’s face like yellow summer lightning. “And what would the governor with me this time?” “To transport you to trial for high treason. It was plotted this day aboard the Fowey.” “From which you are escaped?’ “Yes, monsieur.” Jarrat’s voice entered: “To attack the residence of a Virginian gentleman without crown warran‘ is not so ready a thing even for a royal governor, but a man may disappear by night from a lonely road and who to blame? Our fleeing marquis, with his nose for deli- cate deceits, is a likely catspaw. I swear such overt folly of Dunmore’s will yet drive me into Whiggery!” Colonel Tillotson paused in perplex- ity, but Henry looked at the speaker with a gaze keen and inscrutable as an Indian's above that flickering half smile of his. “You have no time to spare, mon- sieur. They were to leave the Fowey at sundown. I implore you to haste.” “As well,” cautioned Jarrat, “to go by another way than the marquis antici- pates.” “You liar!” said Armand, flaming on him, “This man was in the plot. He waits the troops here at this moment. Monsieur, I beseech”— He did not finish, stricken dumb by the entrance of Anne. She had caught her breath at sight of him and stood, statue-like, in the candlelight. Then she held out both arms and ran toward him with a glad crv: ( Continued next week.) ronan Curious Facts for Curious People. There are in use in the United States 1,400,000 miles of telegraph wire. The age at which the greatest number of Japanese girls marry is between 20 and 21. The earliest spur know consisted of a sbarp prod mounted on a base to fasten about the heel. Antiguarians place its date at from 300 to 100 B. C. For a new variety of rhubarb is is claim- ed that it not only fruitsall the year round, but that its flavor resembles a combination of the 1aspberry and strawberry. There are more than a dozeu business women in Chicago enjoying incomes of from $3,000 to $10,000 a year resulting from their own enterprise, prompted and managed by themselves. In 1873 in Germany 1,500,000 trees are said to have been destroyed in the Hartz forest alone by two small species of beetles. The larvae burrow beneath the bark and thus cause the injury to the growing trees. The Trans-Siberian railway is nearly six thousand miles long, and cost, in rough figures, $5,000,000,000. The first sod was turned in 1895, and in nine vears 3,375 miles were laid, including 30 miles of bridges. A big parade called the ‘‘Parade of Peo- ples and Beasts’’ will be a feature of Pike day at the World’s Fair, June 4th. Six thousand natives from all climes, speaking 30 tongues, will take part. Thirty thou- sand dollars will be spent on the demon- stration. The Chamber of Commerce at Denver is considering a proposition to bore one and an eighth miles into the earth at a poins 14 wiles east of the city in search of natural gas, oil and coal. The cost is estimated at $30,000, bus the plan is considered feasible by experts who bave investigated the geological formations. Stockings were first used in the eleventh century. Previous to that cloth bandages were worn on the feet. Dr. Welwitsch brings news of a wonder- ful tree which he found growing in the west of Africa and named for himself, the welwitsch. The extraordinary proportions of a trunk four feet in diameter, with a height of only one foot, make the plant look like a round table. The tree never has more than two leaves, and these are the seed leaves, which appeared when the plant first began to grow, and which it never sheds or replaces with others. There has always been much curiosity,as well as much diversity of opinion, about the population of China. The latest esti- mate is based upon a census, taken by order of the Imperial government, for the pur- pose of reassessing taxes. It gives to China proper, including the 18 provinces, 407,- 737,325 people. Manchuria is credited with 8,500,000, Mongolia with 3,354,000. Tibet with 6,430,000 and Chinese Turkestan with 426,000, making a grand total of 426,- 447,325. Mrs. Charles King of Corpus Christi, Tex., owns more land than any other wom- an in the world. Her husband was a fa- mous cattle breeder, and he left ber 1,300,- 000 acres in Nueces, Hidalgo, Starr and Cameron counties, and there are now ahout sixty-five thousand cattle on her ranges. The vast estate must be kept intact until her oldest grandchild becomes of age. Yorkshire, England, has a farm on which moths and butterflies are reared for sale. It is planted with trees and shrubs for the purpose. Forty thousand caterpillars are always on hand and orders can be filled at any time of the year. Missionaries are at work in 247 of the walled cities of China. There are still 1,- 500 walled cities without missionaries. A municipal return gives the number of trees belonging to Paris as 91,458. Didn't Want the Family. He had at last summoned up sufficient courage to ‘‘ask papa,’ when, to his as- tonishment, the blustering parent demand- ed, ‘Are you capable of supporting a fami- ly, sir?” “‘No, sir,”’he replied with great firmness. ‘My father tackled that job and has had his wife’s family on his hands ever since. I only want your daughter, sir, not the family.” ——Chester Kameey, of near Oriole, shot a fox, from his back porch, recently. He was sitting on the porch when the animal came down from the mountain side. RE ——— New Postal Scandal. E. C. Madden Charged With Serious Irregularities in the Disposal of Stamp Albums. The Washington correspondent of the Philadelphia Record says: “It is stated with much positiveness here Thursday night that thiid assistant Postmaster Gen- eral Edwin C. Madden will shortly be re- quested to resign his office. While the in- vestigation of the department was under way last summer and fall charges were brought against Mr. Madden of various ir- regularities, but they do not seem to have been taken cognizance of by fourth Assis- tant Bristow and his corps of inspectors, Mr. Bristow taking the position that he would not go outside the office of the first aisistant unless he had special orders to do 80. Since the Bristow investigation olosed, however, it appears Assistant. Attorney General Robb has been looking into the charges against Madden and he is said to have found sufficient evidence of irregular- ities to warrant the president in asking for the resignation of the third assistant. It is said the most serious charge is that of hav- ing issued without authority of law a pro- duction of all the stamps of the govern- ment since its foundation. These stamps were placed in finely-bound albums, which were distributed to a few favored people. The value of the stamps to philatelists was very great and some of the albums are said to have been sold for large sums by those to whom they were presented. Another charge was in connection with the introduction into the department of the manifold forms made by the General Manifold company, of Franklin, Pa., in which Representative Sibley is interested. There was a third charge of a personal na- tare. It is said that as to two of the charg- es Attorney Robb found enough evidence against Mr. Madden to cause the President to decide the good of the postal service re- quired a change in the office of the third assistant. This change is now understood to be near at hand. The Ocean’s Floor. The Highest Mountain Would Sink Hale. in Deepest While carrying on her work for the Bureau of Fisheries, says the National Geographic Magazine, the Albatross has made more than 10,000 soundings, and more than 400 dredgings, and has brought up from the bottom of the sea hundreds of tons of fishes and other animals and mud. The greatest depth from which the Al- hatross has secured any life was 4173 fathoms. This was in the South Pacific between Tonga and Ellice Islands. The dredge brought up silicions sponges, radio- larians and brown volcanic mud. The greatest depth from which she has broughs up fishes is 2949 fathoms, or about 31-3 miles. This was in the edge of the Gulf Stream off the coast of Virginia. The deepest sounding ever made by the Al- batross was at Station 4010, near Guam, where the enormous depth of 4813 fathoms, or nearly 5% miles, was found. The deepest sounding ever made by any vessel was by the U. S. S. Nero while on the Honolnlu Manila cable survey, with apparatus borrowed from the Albatross. When near Gnam the Nero got 5269 fa- thoms, or 31,614 feet, only 66 feet less than six miles. If Mount Everest, the highest mountain on earth, were set down in this hole, it would have above its summit a depth of 2612 feet, or nearly half a mile of water. Cheering the Invalid. Mis. Barr, an elderly Scotch woman, bad been seriously ill for weeks, during which time even the members of her immediate family had been excluded from the sick room. At last, however, she so longed to gee her relatives that it was deemed ad- visable to admit them,one at a time. When the moment for Mr. Barr's visit arrived the trained nurse cautioned him against showing too much emotion over his wife's changed appearance. “What you must do, said the nurse, ‘‘is to cheer her up. You must tell her how much better she is leoking, what a nice color she has in her cheeks and how bright her eyes are. Above all things, you must be cheerfual.”’ Mr. Barr promised faithfully to say the proper things; but when he approached the bedside and heheld the pitiful ravages that illness had made in Mrs. Barr’s once plump countenance, he became so agitated that he forgot the nurse’s caution and exclaimed, in the rich Scotch brogue that strong emo- tion always called forth : “Oh Maggie, Maggie, woman ! whaur wad ye like to be burrit ?’’ ‘Ye’ll no a chance to bury me this time, William Barr,’ returned the invalid, with unexpected spirit. ‘‘You're altogether too anxious.’’ It was afterwards said that Mrs. Barr’s rapid recovery dated from that moment. — Lippincott’s. ‘Three More Bishops. They Were Elected at the General Conference.— Altogether Four Have Been Chosen Which is Just Half the Number to be Elected. Three additional bishops were elected Wednesday at the Methodist Episcopal general conference-Dr. W. F. MeDowell and Dr..Henry Spellmyer on the second ballot, which was announced at the morning ses- sion, and Dr. J. W. Bashford, chosen on the fourth ballot Thursday afternoon. The third ballot resulted in no election. Four of the eight bishops to be elected have thus far been chosen, as follows : Dr. J. F. Berry, Chicago; Dr. Henry Spellmeyer, Newark; Dr. W. F. MoDow- ell, New York; Dr. J. W. Bashford, Dela- ware, O. The fourth ballot, which was announced late that afternoon, and which resulted in the election of Dr. Bashford, presented Dr. William Burt and Dr. T. B. Neeley at the head of the list in the order named, with 460 and 440 votes respectively. The other highest votes were Dr. R. J. Cook, 394; Dr. L. B. Wilson, 344; Dr. Bowen (colored) 253. The tifsh was taken just before adjonrn- ment and as a result of it it is reasonably certain that Dr. William Burt is declared as the fifth bishop, and perhaps Dr. T. B. Neely a sixth. : ——Auntie—You seem to havea very bad cold, Willie?” Willie—'‘It's a purty good cold. It’s kept me outer school most two weeks now. — Columbus Post-Press. The Usual Things. *‘So the Count is to marry Miss Gotrox. What does he expect to get from her?”’ “A million dollars and a divorce las- er.” ——Most of our worry is due to the anticipation of things that never happen. The Best Ones. The best law—the Golden Rule. The best education—self knowledge. The best philosopby—a contented mind. oe best theology—a pare and beneficent ife. The best war—to waragainst one’s weak- ness. The best medicine—cheerfulness and temperance. The best music—the laughter of an inno- cent child. The best science—extracting sunshine from a cloudy day. The best telegrapby—flashing a ray of sunshine into a gloomy heart. The best biography—the life that writes charity in the largest letters. The best engineering--building a bridge of faith over the river of death. The best navigation—steering clear of the lacerating rocks of personal conten- tion. The best mathematics—that which doubles the most joys and divides the most SOrTOws. Poor Place tor Thieves. Bermuda is not accustomed to thieves. No experienced Bermudan will enter the profession of pilfering, at least of taking things that cannot be immediately eaten. For what can be done with them? If any property is taken the cfficers of the law have only to watch the steamship docks. The stuff cannot be disposed of on the is- lands. They are too small, and everybody knows everybody. It is a Bermudan legend that once a bi- cycle was stolen. It was the talk of the town. The next ensuing problem of the thieves was how to get any good of it. He did not dare use it; he could notsend it out of the country. That he finally ‘‘gave it up’’ was proved when six months later a fisherman hronght up the missing wheel from fairly uecp water upon his hooks. Disgusted. Amos Cammings, of New Yoik, used to tell this story of his first assignment as a newspaper repurter. He was sent ous to write up an accident where an Irish hod- carrier was injured in a fall from a build- ing. He arrived just as two officers were assisting the injured man into an ambu- lance. ‘What's his name?’ asked Cummings of one of the officers.at the same moment pull ing ous his pad and pencil. The Irishman heard him and, mistaking him for the timekeeper on the job,exclaim- 4; with a look of disgust covering his ace: ; “Isn’t it trouble enough to fall three sto- ries without being docked for the few mo- ments I lose going to the hospital?” Hindoo Witchcraft. _ All Hindoos believe in witchcraft, and, in strange contrast to the old believers in witchery, they believe that young and pretty maidens are the chief actors in such uncanny mummers. If crops are blighted, or if a general sickness prevails they write the names of all the young women of the vicinity on separate tree branches and then immerse the stems of the twigs for four hours and a half in a solution of holy wa- ter and aromatic herhe. If one or more of the twigs wither during the specified time the young woman whose name or names are attached thereto is immediately put to death. Thus the influence of the witches counteracted, the crops saved and health restored. Reduced Rates to Uniontown. For the accommecdation of those desiring to attend the Prohibition State convention to be held at Uniontown, June 7th to 9th, the Pennsylvania railroad company will sell round-trip tickets to Uniontown, June 6th and 7th, good to return until June 10th, inclusive, from all stations on its lines in the State of Pennsylvania at rate of single fare for round-trip (minimum rate, 25 cents.) How Heavy a Brick May be. Some years ago one man het another that be could not move an ordinary brick tied to the end of a cord two or three miles long. A straight and level road just out- side Chichester, N. Y., was selected for the trial. The brick was not moved, and the man lost his het for a large amount. It was stated by some one present that the brick, although weighing seven pounds, | would from a distance of two or three miles represent a dead weight of nearly a ton. ——‘Yes, my hands are sofs,’’ said young De Dudley, at a Fifth avenue party the other night, as he gazed at his useless appendages. Then he added: ‘‘Do you know how I do it ? I always sleep with my gloves on.” ? **‘And do you sleep with your hat on, t00?’’ asked a pert young lady. ‘Oh, no.” answered the dude. And then be could uot imagine what the com- pany were smiling abous. How 1t Happened. Hawkins—You look out of sorts, old man, What's the trouble? Parker—Just lost my new silk umbrella. Hawkins— How did it happen ? Parker—Fellow that owned it happened to come in the office and recognized it. Becoming Serious. Clara—What did you break off your en- gagement with Charlie for ? Maud—I felt as if I ought to be getting married. — Life. THE FIRST STEP.—Helen—‘‘Oh, dear! How shall we ever learn to operate this motor car ?’’ Grace—'‘Well, as a starter, we might $hiow a9ay the book of instructions.’”’ — Puck. PERENNIAL.—*‘‘I suppose Lizzie Ole- timer is glad it is leap year,’’ said the soft- spoken Heloise. : ‘‘I don’t suppose it makes much differ- ence to her,’”’ replied the mellow-voiced Irene. ‘‘She bas heen jumping at every chanceshe saw for fifteen years.’—Judge. ——When a man’s hair stands on end,an ordinary person says his hair .stands ; but you can’t get a doctor to talk in that way. The dootors oall it horripilation. This makes the patient’s hair stick up worse than ever, but it gives the family confi- dence in the doctor. ——*'Forget yourself and be a gentie- man,’’ may vot be a new phrase, but it is a good one to paste in somebody’s hat— maybe your own.—New York Press.