Bellefonte, Pa., September Il, 1903. SNe MUVVER’S REVENGE. They sat at late breakfast. This was Idlesse Land, and here there were no office and clients, no milliners and clubs, no morning paper and postman. The day rollicked wish them fifteen long hours, and thereafter night held them in her large, restful arms for another nine hours, Life was perfect, they told each other, in this tiny aerie on Faraway Cliff, more beautiful than in the honeymoon days, for then there was only Robert, but no Robin. If they looked skyward, they met the kindly twinkle of heaven’s blue eye ; if they look- ed seaward, the bay winked socially to them; if they looked straight levelward they yet saw the gayety of sky and bay in each other’s eyes. But one morning 3 saucy cloud, no big- ger than Robin’s little fist, pushed its way up behind the green hill on the east, and down in the sparkling bay ‘a daring little breaker kicked a defiant somersauls. Muvver was peeling an orange in her inimitable way. Robert was admiring the graceful fingers, and Robin the cunning of her handiwork, as the sunny lobes of fruit lay tipped up invitingly upon the long, golden strip of peel. While the juice was still trickling down his throat deliciously, ue announced, with childlike irrelevance : ‘‘I want a touser?’’ ‘“What, Robin ?”’ ‘I want a touser, a fouser.”’ gradually strengthened. ‘‘What does the child mean ?’’ said Rob- ert, to whom baby talk was still sanskrit. But Muvver, whom the angels must have taught child language when they were making ready to trust Robin to her, ex- claimed, trinmphantly: ‘‘He means a dear little curly white dog, don’t you, Robin, like Willie Sims’ ‘Tows- er?” But Muvver had made her first mistake. ‘No, no !”’ screamed Robin, in baby im- patience at being misinterpreted, ‘‘touser, touser, like papa’s. Two tousers.” He climbed down from his chair to illustrate his meaning by drawing his little white skirt close between his legs. It was Robert's turn to triumph. “Why, he means a pair of trousers, Muvver, of course!” Robin thumped the table with delight, but the roses in Muvver’s cheeks turned to snow drops. ‘“Why, Muvver’s precious baby-boy !’’ Her voice trembled hysterically on the word ‘‘baby,’’ and she caught him in her arms and hugged him sight. Put Robin wriggled away from her. ‘TI want a touser,”” he demanded again. Muvver thought this worse than the time when be had pleaded for the stars to play with. Surely, he was ‘‘trailing his clouds of glory’’ very close to earth! But Robert smiled. His heart responded to the manly in the reiterated demand. *‘Of course Robert shall have trousers. He’s a grown-up boy now.”’ ‘Robert I”? Muvver seized Robin again and kissed his little starched skirt. But the boy nature in Robert was wide- awake this morning. Perhaps the foolish ‘young spring had called it forth. He felt as he used when Muvver was a little girl, and be would steal her doll from her and carry ib away over the orchard fence. The fun in his eyes belied his serious mouth. ‘Yes, Robin, it’s time you left off girl’s clothes and dressed like a little man. Get your hat and come along. We'll find some trousers.” ‘‘Robert I’ Something tragic developed in Muvver’s voice. She stood very erect, her cheeks flaming rosily. Robin had put on his sailor hat hindside before, with ribbon ends streaming in his eyes. He trudged out blissfully by Rob- ert’s side. ‘‘Robert !’’ Muvver called out after them. “I'll never speak to you again till—youn give me back—my baby.” * Robert saw a little sunbonneted girl stammering out these words, while a mis- chievous urchin sat in the cherry tree, hold- ing her doll tantalizingly beyond reach. The picture amused him. Mauvver watched the two figures walking with businesslike rapidity up the olive shaded road toward the village in the east. So girlish was her heart that she almost laughed to see Robin’s short legs trying to keep pace with Robert’s long strides. But the little incident, though it presented the face of humor, had pathos in it for her sen- sitive mother spirit. ° Now, looked at through her tears, the little cloud’ in the east eeemed so big as to hide the sun. This was the first string that had snapped in their marriage lute. It had played a song almost tiring in its uninterrnpted sweetness, For husband and wife to antic- ipate the desire of each other had been too selfishly dear a privilege to be called self- sacrifice, and Robin’s coming had but giv- en them one more object, transcending all others to love and adore in common. Muvver was still at the window, with wet lashes hut eagerly curious eyes, when the pair came down the hill. ‘Oh! Oh !”’ she cried, in real pain. ‘*Muvver’s baby !"’ A pigmy man walked by the side of Rob- ert. Papa had made no compromises; the whole outfit had been procured at the one little shop of the whole village—ridicuons- ly long trousers, stiff sack-coat, top-hoots and a high black bat. If only Robert had bought cunning knee trousers for the child, or quaint sailor flannels, she could have borne it, and might have welcomed the transformation with some girlish interest. But to have her Robin leap suddenly from babyhood into manhood was unendurable. The two men in the house, and no baby ! This was why she answered from behind her closed door when Robin’s voice rang manfally through the house: ‘‘Me and papa’s goin’ rowin’. We wants to know if yon’ll come too, Muvver ?"’ Already it was ‘‘we’’ and ‘‘you.” ‘Tell papa thank you,but I’m too busy.’’ Muvver’s truthful nature led her, asshe spoke, to pick up the little white frock she was embroidering, but the first stitch prick- - ed her heart with a sad interrogation mark —what was the use of sewing for a baby who was no more ? Yet from behind the shutters of the oriel window which hung vut over the western bay, Muvver watched the green ‘‘Mer- maid,” her wet eyes brimmed with a smile. - She was only twenty-two, with the happy - ‘heart of eighteen, and Robert and Robin ‘were having such a merry time that she - wished dignity did not forbid her calling ont to them to come back to the landing for a third passenger. The oars clicked gayly in the lock. Robert was rowing with those “Tong, even masterful strokes that had al- “ways made her heart beat with loving pride and bad often called forth some graceful compliment from her, nsually resulting in Robert's laying down the oars to come to her side, in spite of her blushing protesta- tions that he would tip the boat over. Robin made a funny sight struggling His voice with a third oar which his father had made small and slight for him. Little sentences floated up to Muvver about ‘‘federin’ ’’ and she laughed gayly, and impulsively clap- ped her hands when he at last skimmed his tiny oar over the water. Robert thought he heard her and looked up to the window with a bright look of invitation in his face, but Muvver was nob visible. : All that May afternoon, in which the cloud capered with the sun, Muvver watch- ed her two recreants, playing with them in secret. Once when they were hidden in a little cove, and silent in the serious sport of fishing, the world grew very quiet to her and sociable love drew her from her aerie as far as the rose arbor, but there the track of Robin's hobnailed boots struck her with fresh pain. No, Robert must come and beg her pardon for having hurt her mother feel- ings, and Robin must put his arms around her neck and coax to be Muvver’s baby again. In no other way coald they be rec- onciled. If Robert and Robin could be bappy without her, surely she must not confess her lonesomeness. So she turned back and stole down to the village shop, returning with a big paper parcel. A tender smile was on her lips, though she felt almost as if she held a tiny corpee in her arms. She spread the white skirts, the sailor hat, the low shoes, upon her bed. No, not until she should dress Robin in these again would she relent. When the bright hues of sky and water were darkening in the late afternoon, Rob- ert’s whistle sounded from the garden be- low. This was his familiar love call. Sulkiness was no part of Muvver’s nature; she hastened to the balcony window. Rob- ert and Robin had made a hurried toilet, consisting only in washing and brushing, for in Talesse Land dressing for dinner was an unknown custom. When Muvver’s dainty figure appeared at the window, Rob- ert bowed chivalrously. : ‘‘Come, sweet, put on your hat. We're going to the ‘White Swan’ for dinner.” There was a wistfulness in her face when she shook her head. ; “Do come, dear,” he pleaded, moving toward the balcony staircase. The admiring love on his face was so manifest that she had turned to get her hat, when Robin’s voice shrilled ont delighted- ly : ‘Ven if Muvver don’t come, I can have all the oysters I want.”’ The little rebel had spoiled Robert’s overtures of peace. Muvver shook her head very emphatical- ly this time and left the window. Robert’t low laugh was touched with a half note of distress. But this love between them was so sure a thing, he was tempted to play with it a little longer. One kiss would make it all as it had been before, so why not postpone that delicions moment of rec- onciliation ? The lark loving boy nature was yet unsatisfied, 3 Muvver informed the little maid, with great dignity, that the gentlemen bad gone out to dinner, and gave her permission to go home for the night when she had served a light supper to her mistress. After toy- ing with the lonely little meal, Muvyer sat down in the west window of her room, looking thoughtfully ont upon the twilight violet of the water. She was conscious of an odd mortification that she should have been an unnecessary part of her husband’s and baby’s life for one whole day. Voices were heard in the garden and the sound of feet coming up the balcony stairs. Her keen ear canght a sleepy note in Rob- in’s voice, and a drag in the tread of the top boots. A smile, as of coming victory, too tender, however, to be triumphant, rip- pled over her face. *‘Wobin wants ’¢ go to bed.” Where was the independent ‘“‘me’’ of the earlier day? Muvver leaned forward ea- gerly from behind her closed door. “All right,’”’ answered Robert, briskly and capably. Mauvver straightened herself again. The door of the nursery closed. It was next to Muvver’s room. ‘‘My boots hurt. Take ’em off, papa.’’ A long, expressivesilence followed, brok- en by fretful ‘‘ohs I’ from Robin. Af last Muvver heard the boots flung into a corner. ‘Now, take off your clothes, Robin.”’ Robert bad struck a match to enjoy his cigar at the open window. Muvversmil- ‘““Wobin can’t. Muvver always does,’ the child howled. ‘Oh ! All right, old fellow. But don’t scream 80.”’ That there was painful struggling at an unfamiliar task the broken dialogue prov- ‘“T’aint that Button !”’ ‘Oh, botheration !"’ “It goes dis way.”’ ‘“Where’s the head and tail of i6?’’ “Ouoeh ! ‘you hurt me, papa.’’ “Stand still. Robin, or you’ll have to go bed to with your clothes on.”’ Finally the perplexing clothing must all have been removed, for Robert's voice sounded more hopeful. ‘Here, Robin, on with your nightshirs.’’ “Tain’t a nightshirt. It’s a nightie,’ the much aggrieved Robin sobbed. ‘‘Muv- ver knows the name of everyfing. And the buttons go b’hind."’ The sobs were climb- ing a crescendo. “I wish Muvver were here to take care of you,” muttered the temporarily widow- ed Robert. Muvver’s eyes were dancing and her ear was pressed close to the door. ‘Here, Robin, I’ll get the nightshirt— beg pardon, sir, the nightie—on right this time. Stop orying, do. Big men don’t ery. You can’t wear the trousers if you ory.” “I'm not a big man. boy. I don’t want tousers. Muavver.”’ Muvver’s hand was on the door knob. ‘Blessed baby !’’ she whispered. But Robin had thought of a new trouble. “‘I’se got to say my prayers.’’ Muvver waited. ‘‘Can’t you say them to yourself, Robin, and then go to sleep like a good boy ?”’ “No. God couldn’t hear. He’s used to me saying them aloud. You say ’em first.” Muvver listened breathlessly. ‘All right, Robin. ‘Oar Father which art’—" “‘No. That's the gwon-up pwayer.” It’s the ‘Now I lemme’ pwayer.”” The sobs had grown alarmingly loud. ‘‘Papa don’t know anyfing. I want my Muvver.”’ Robert joined in the entreaty. ‘‘Muv- ver, do come !”’ At the appeal Muvver entered, sweet, radiant, cool. Robin threw himself into her arms and buried kis hot little face in the folds of her waist. ‘‘His cheeks are just burning with ex- citement !"”” Muvver exclaimed. With a deep sigh of relief Robert stepped to the window, and out of the corners of her eyes Muvver saw him drop a little black bundle into the bushes below. As he was stepping toward the discarded boots he stopped, for Muvver’s and Robin’s voices were blended in the sweet old child- prayer. ‘Now I lay me down to sleep. I’m only a’ittle I want my I pray the Lord my soul to keep—?’ Muvver stopped abruptly. There was an ominous hoarseness and rattle in the sleepy voice, and it was, without doubt, more than fretfalness. Robin wens on in more labored tones : “If Is’ould die afore I wake-—?’ The cough which interrupted him had a ringing metallic sound. Muvver swept to the corner and picked up the little boots. Her face went white as the ribbon about ber throat. She gathered up the stockings, too. ‘‘Robert !”’ The distressed tone brought him to her side in an instant. Speechless, she held the little boots and stockings out to him. They were wet and cold. He shivered and looked guiltily into her face. It held no reproach, only an in- finite remoteness. The mother was alone with ber child. ‘Ob, God !’> she said to herself rather than to Robert. ‘If my foolishness has cost my baby’s life !’” Something had told her of her childishness all day long. What matter how her baby dressed, if only—?’ The chocking little voice picked up the prayer again : “I pway the Lord my soul to—:?’ ‘Oh, no! no ! Robin! not that !”’ Quick as thought she was back at his side. The foolish girl wife suddenly be- come a great maternal woman, shielding her child by the strength of her soul from the death which came with violence, with dreadful baste. ‘Shall I go for the doctor ?’’ whispered Robert. She thought of the slow, sleepy-eyed, bungling old man, the one village doctor, and shook her head. All that she had ever known or heard of membraneons croup came to her assistance in a marvelous way. She was a doctor’s daughter, and in the clarity of mind and memory she lived again a night in her girlhood when she had help- ed her father care for a little brother in a dangerous attack of croup. Now she felt herself doing in proper order just what her father had done that night, and as she had run to do his bidding, so did Robert do hers, in absence of the little maid. Robert watched her with awe as she skillfully applied the remedies—lotions, compresses, gargles, medicines. When he must turn his eyes away from the gasping, choking child, struggling for breath, she neither trembled nor paled, but steadily pursued her course of treatments, seeming to divine the right help to give. His May- month jest seemed to Robert now a cruel brutality; life and love were too frail gifts to trifle with. Hour after hour no word was spoken,but the mother’s simple orders. She could hide her anguish in her words, bust not in the tremor of her voice. Once Robert went to her room, and the sight of the baby garments arranged on her bed unmanned him. When he returned he fancied that she guessed what had passed. There came a moment, after one of these spasms, when Robert thought their child dead. Would she ever forgive him ? Curs- ing himeelf for self thought at such a mo- ment, he yet looked into her eyes with a mute appeal, and saw depths too great for 80 petty a feeling as reproach; they reflect- ed the soul of a mother holding her child close to .God, entreating for his life, and not to be put off. Robert’s soul knelt be- fore her. A bird’s faint peep came from the out- doors morning. The child relaxed its ex- hausted little body and stretched it out with a long sigh. Robert felt the mother’s body tremble from head tofoot. An awful silence followed, eternities long in its an- guish. Would it last unbroken forever...... A faint, fluttering breath.........Muvver be- | came suddenly rigid. There came another weak breath—the next a little louder— then the heavenly rhythm of a child’s gen- tle, healthy breathing. Mauvver turned her face to Robert and smiled feebly. Her body swayed forward and his grateful arms received the delicious burden of her helplessness. He knew that in this night-pain their true marriage love had been born.—By Fannie Williams Mo- Lean, in The Household Ledger. Found Well Men Among Lepers. Every Living Thing Except Men Destroyed in Porto Rico’s “Unclean Colony.” In the investigation of affairs on Cabras, or Goat, ieland on which the leper colony of Porto Rico is located, at the entrance to San Juan harbor. Dr. Goenaga found two ‘‘patients,’’ one an old man and the other younger, who are not afflicted with leprosy. The old man was committed years ago as a lepper and the younger man was sent to the colony later. These men will be re- moved this week and specially quarantined in a building now being constructed for a sufficient time to make their release safe. One of the first reform steps taken by Acting Governor Hartzell was to send Dr. Hernandez, president of the Superior Board of Health; Dr. Baez, the new practicante, and Dr. Schirmer, insular veterinary in- spector, to Cabras island to destroy every living thing in the colony except the lep- ers. A detachment of police accompanied the party. The lepers protested bitterly, especially against the killing of pets, but without avail, the work of destruction be- ing completed in two days. More than a hundred animals and chickens were killed. There are now in the Cabras island colony twenty-three lepers, and at least as many more, it is believed, are scattered through- out Porto Rico. Jose Marrero, a non-leprous patient, who was liberated from the leper colony as a re- salt of the recent investigation, died last Monday of heart disease superinduced - by joy at his release. The public report of the committee of the executive council investi- —gating the matter will be made the second week in September. Washington Tomb Crumbles. Historie Cornerstone Removed and its Masonic Em- blem Obliterated. Time has laid siege to the tomb and mansion of George Washington at Mount Vernon, and efforts are being made on the part of thoge in charge to save these nation- al relics from further destruction. A force of workingmen began to treat the limestone, of which the tomb is built with a vuleanizing process to make it water- proof and imperishable. The stones of the old tomb, built by George Washington, and in which his body and that of his wife rested until some thirty years ago, are crumbling. A month ago Mr. Dodge removed the historic corner- stone of the tomb, the one bearing the Masonic emblem. It was necessary to have the side out away, and this destroyed the Masonic emblem. It was recut in the stone. The Pope a Moderate Smoker. Pope Pius is a moderate smoker. Italian priests, even of the humble ranks, do not consider it clerical decorum to smoke in public, and Cardinal Sarto has always ob- gerved this rule, but in private he enjoys a good cigar. sentinels notify the local authorities. The New Pelee. Fresh Cone With the Great Spine Not Central Within the Old Crater. The new cone with the great spine is not central within the old crater. The most important of the openings concerned in the present series of eruptions were on the west side of the old crater-lake, L’Etang Seo. and the axis of the new cone is northwest of the centre of the old crater. This has resulted in the complete filling of the northwestern quarter of the crater, making the slope of the new cone continuous or nearly continuous with the interior of the old crater-rim on that side. On the north- eastern and southern sides hetween the new cone and the crater-rim, there is a shallow spiral valley which debouches into the gorge of the Riviere Blanche on the southwest. - The deepest part of this valley is beneath the ruins of Morne Lacroix, and is estimated to be about two hundred feet deep. On the southwest the new cone slopes continuously into the debris filling the gorge of the Blanche. Great ribs of rock project from several parts of the new inner cone, which is a composite affair made of fragmental ejecta from the vents, lava which has welled up or been pushed up from below, and masses which have fallen or been blown off from the latter. The ribs radiate more or less roughly from the centre of the cone, and above them towers the spine or tooth which is so re- markable. The spine, like the ribs, evi- dently is composed of ‘‘solid’’ rocks, that is, it is not made of fragments which have been thrown up into the air by the vol- cano and have fallen back into a pile. Although 1ifted and profoundly fissured the spine is not a chimney, there being no conduct through it. The place from which have come the heaviest outbursts since August 30th is on the southwest side of the new cone, bus another very active spot is on the northwest side; both are near the base of the spine. The spine is itself more than 1,000 feet high. Separate fragments could not be piled up to such a height and rest at the angles shown by the sides of the spine. The side toward the east is smooth and vertically fluted, as if it had been rub- bed against something hard, and this sug- gests the explanation of the phenomenon. The rock mass of the cone, and particularly that of the spine, has been pushed up bod- ily from below in solid or nearly solid con- dition by the enormous expansive forces working underneath, and is maintained there somewhat like a stopper in a bottle, partly by friction against the sides of the neck and by the expansive forces under- neath—an idea virtually new to the science of vulcanology. The French government commission, of which Prof. A. Lacroix is the head. was the first to put forward this theory and to include Pelee among the ‘‘oumulo-volcanoes.”” The shape of the spine, with its sides forming angles of 175, 87 and even 90 degrees with the horizontal is an argument against the theory that it has been formed by ejected blocks or bombs which were sufficiently pasty to stick together on falling, and in favor of the ‘‘stopper’’ theory. The great and sud- den changes in altitude of the spine with reference to the rest of the cone, without great changes in its shape, point in the same direction. ‘Frequently the cone and spine show red incandescent lines at night, together with a luminous spot near the top of the spine —an additional proof of the ‘‘solid,’’ as distinguished from the frag- mental character of the mass.— Century Magazine. Lhasa the Forbidden City. Since 1846 No European Has Reached Its Sacred Temples. It may be said at the beginning of the twentieth century that, except for the two poles, there is not a corner of the earth where white men have not penetrated. Yet in truth, there exists on the Asiatic Confi- nent, hardly two hundred miles from the frontier of British India, a city, the capital of Thibet,to which the ‘‘white men’’ of En- rope and America are absolutely forbidden aceess. Within a distance of from one hundred and fifty to two hundred miles from this city all the roads leading to it, at the place where they cross the frontier to the pro- vince of Wu, of which Lhasa is the chief ‘town, are jealously guarded by pickets of Thbetan soldiers. Immediately upon per- ceiving a snspicious-looking caravan the The advancing traveler then sees rise up before him a whole detachment of armed men, commanded by high functionaries of the country, who, without discussing the mat- ter, politely insist that the bold pioneer re- trace his steps. They even offer him money and food necessary for the return voyage, at the same time warning him that 1f he continue on his way to Lhasa he will pay for it with his life. Such a state of affairs has not always existed. During the Middle Ages, and until the middle of the eighteenth century, a number of Europeans, mostly Catholic monks, were able to remain for long peri- ods in the “Holy City’’ of the Thbetans, who profess, as we know, the Buddhist- Lamaist religion. Butsince the expulsion, in 1860, of the Capuchin monks, who tried to meddle with the internal affairs of the country, all Europeans have been regarded with suspicion and none has been allowed to penetrate into Lhasa. Nevertheless, in 1811 Thomas Manning, an English travel- er, and in 1846 Hue and Gabet, two French missionaries, were able to spend months in Lhasa in the disguise of Buddhist pilgrims. They were recognized, however, and were asked to leave the country as quickly as possible. Since 1846 no European has suc- seeded in reaching the sacred temples of asa. Blind Girl Made to See Light. A New York special of August 23rd says: Widespread interest has been aroused by the case of 11 year old Lillie Spitznadel, who was recently operated on with radium and X rays in combination for paralysis of the optic nerve, and who, since the opera- tion, is said to he able to distinguish light from darkness. The operation was perform- ed by Dr. Amon Jenkins, assisted by Wm. J. Hammer. Mr. Hammer said : ‘“We do not claim that we have made the child see, nor to have produced any ef- fect necessarily permanent. What we did do was this : We tested the girl for blind- ness with every test we could think of,and the result seemed to us to indicate abso- lutely that she was totally blind. When we had performed these tests we tried the X ray, and then the radium, without ef- feot, and then tried them in combination, with the results described. ‘The girl’s involuntary movement when the combination of X-ray and radium was applied, together with her ability since the experiments to distinguish electric lights and the lights of boats, are important as evidence. We propose to test the girl fur- ther as soon as it is practicable.” we AE ON Big Kansas Cherry Orchard. Large Crops Are Confidently Trees Bear Soon and Expected. Wichita can boast of having the largest cherry orchard or the largest orchard con- taining any kind of fruit in Kansas, C. X. and John Daugherty are the owners, and the orchard comprises thirty-one acres of ground situated on the west side, two miles from the main pars of the city. The ground adjoins that occupied by the Mount Carmel academy, and was purchased by the Messrs. Daugherty at a cost of $150 an acre. Work on the orchard was commenced last fall, at which time C. X. Daugherty completed the purchase of several acres of ground to make out the thirty-one acres de: sired. At that time 900 small cherry trees and 350 peach trees were set om$. This spring some 200 more cherry trees were planted, making a total of about 1,500 trees that have been already set ont. In the spring Mr. Daugherty will plant about 2,000 more cherry trees, making an orchard of 3,500 trees, so far as is known the largest of its kind outside of California. When asked why he had decided on planting so many cherry trees, C. X. Daugherty said : ‘‘In the first place there is a greater demand for that kind of fruit than any other. = Cherry trees are easily cared for in this climate, and do not become damaged so readily by early or late frosts as most other fruit trees. In two years after first planted a cherry tree will yield fruit in large quantities; where if a peach tree is planted it takes from three to five years before a profitable crop is yielded. Apple trees require at least five years for maturing, and both varieties of fruit are apt to become damaged almost any year by unfavorable weather condi- tions. Mr. Daugherty has studied upon the proposition of fruit raising in the Arkansas valley, and after investigating the ques- tion thoroughly makes some remarkable statements. Hesays : ‘I believe that inside of ten years the Arkansas river val- ley will be the greatest fruit raising section of the country. People who have hereto- fore been planting fruit and grain on these lands are just commencing to awaken fo the fact that fruit could be raised at a prof- it. The ground is simply perfect for fruit raising. On my place ‘west of the city part. The soil is of a sandy mixture, par- ticularly adapted to the raising of all kinds of fruit.” 2 ait Mr. Dangherty’s land is one and a half miles from the river, but at no time since he has owned it has it been impossible to find moisture at the depth mentioned. He avers that as fruit trees always grew roots which extend in the ground to a distance of four or five feet, sufficient moisture is always at hand to supply the necessary amount of nourishment to the growing trees. Ever Looks for Trouble. Man With a Chip on His Shoulder is to be Com- miserated. The really unhappy man, whose unhap- piness is his own fault, is the one who is forever carrying ‘‘a chip upon his should- er.”” Perhaps his happiness is his unhap- piness, for when he is not engaged in a per- sonal altercation he is brooding over some fancied slight and awaiting a favorable op- portunity to give vent to his wrath. The man with the chip on his shoulder is easily recognized and his society by wise people is carefully avoided. = He can go nowhere without trouble following in his wake. If he attends a theater he ie either annoyed by the usher or someone in the audience or at the man in the box office for not having sold him a seat bought long be- fore he appeared at the window. He is the bane of the car conductor and on the railroad train he succeeds in embroiling himself in a row with the brakeman, con- ductor, Pullman car porter and the pas- sengers. Each flying cinder from the locomotive is aimed especially at his eyes and he succeeds in stirring up the spirit of mutiny in the hearts of the travelers. There are some women similarly consti- tuted who manage to be in trouble from the moment their eyes open in the morning till they close them in sleep. These people are indeed to be pitied, if, indeed, they are not cordially hated. This quarrelsome habit of mind can be so fostered that the petulancy grows to be a malignant disease and leads sometimes to the insane asylum. Parents who notice in their children this fretful, quarreling disposition can easily find a remedy. They may not agree to the measure—simply a good sound thrashing. Everyone has heard of the story of the child who was continually whimpering and quar- reling. In despair the mother. cried : ‘‘Are you sick? What doyou want?’ Gravely the child answered, “I think, mamma, I want a whipping.”’ She received the whip- ping and there was a marked improvement in her temper. The “Hip Movement” a New Femi- nine Fad. An Ungraceful Habit Which Detracts From the “Poetry of Motion.” For the love of grace girls, cries the War- ren (O.) Tribune, hold your hips quiet when you walk. With the new straight front effect has come peculiar hip move- ment which consists of the lifting of the right hip when the right foot is advanced and lifsing of the left hip with the left foot. The result is something hideously awk- ward. Walking should be a graceful mo- tion; it should mean a gliding forward by means of a series of steps. Now, the feet ought to be able to move forward without the hips pushing along by that awful swinging movement. Hold the hips quiet and walk with your feet. = When a girl gets on a skirt with bip trimmings, a shir waist pulled down in front and a veil on her hat she sometimes thinks thisso fash- ionably swell she must emphasize the fact some way, and too often. she does it by swinging her hips. For the love of grace, girls, hold your hips quiet when you walk. —~—The statement of George W. Hall, in his suit against the New York Central railroad company, has been filed at the of- fice of the prothonotary in Lycoming coun- ty. Mr. Hall asks $10,000 for injuries to his eye, resulting from a large cinder which issued from one of the engines of a train on which he was brakeman on Jan. 20th,1901. He avers that he was orflered to go forward and help to fire the middle engine, and that while doing so he was struck by the cinder. He alleges that there was nospark arrester on the engine, else the accident could not have happened. -—Mr. James McConnell, a retired merchant, of Paper Run, Blair county, who is past 86 years of age, ‘has this summer built himself a house, doing all she work himself from laying the foundation to the putting on of the roof. Jimmy is a regu- lar old hustler. water can be struck at a distance of four | and one-half feet below the surface on any Mount Vesuvius. Former Eruptions of the Famous Volcano Now Threatening Trouble. _ Mount Vesuvius, which is again in erup- tion, is frequently mentioned by old writ- ers, and Diodorus Sicuius said it showed in his time *‘many signs of having been burn- ing in ancient times.” Its most famous and disastrous eruption broke the moun- tain into two cones, which still exist. Sub- sequent to the destruction of Pompeii and Herculaneum there were many fatal lava flows. Some of those of which records have been preserved were A. D. 203, 572. 512, 685, 993, 1049, 1138, 1198 and 1306. The eruptions of A.D. 572 and 1300 were the most notable. In the former year ashes from the orater were carried as far as Constantinople and across the sea to Trip- oli. In the last named year the eruption was accompanied by terrible earthquakes, ‘which destroyed many lives. From 1306 to 1631, with the exception of a slight eruption in 1500, the terrible mountain was quiet, but her neighbor, Aetna, kept ‘blazing sunward’’ at inter- vals. The Vesuvian eruption of 1631 lasted three months and was accompanied by streams of lava and torrents of boiling wa- ter, which overflowed the towns at the base in the mountain. Thousands of lives were ost. A number of other lava flows followed before 1700. The eruption increased in frequency to the eighteenth century. That of 1772 was remarkable. It has been de- scribed as the grandest of all those phenom- ena. White smoke rose four times as high as the mountain and spread out pro- portionately. Stones and ashes were thrown 10,600 feet in the air. One of the rocks was 108 feet in circumference. Another eruption in 1794 destroyed a town and threw a great stream of lava, esti- mated to contain 46,000,000 cubit feet. The last century was a busy one for the volcano. It was in eruption nearly thirty times. = The years 1822, 1855, 1858, 1867 and 1872 were. the most disastrous. It closed work for the century in 1895. The present eruption is second ' in the record of terror for the twentieth century, fhe Segatain having heen last active in Klondike Games. When parties are held in private homes for public benefits it is difficult at times to decide upon suitable games or amusements that will swell the funds of the temporary treasurer. Although the Klondike fever has subsided to a great extent Klondike parlor games have sprung into very recent popularity. There are various ways of planning this game for financial benefit as well as for home amusement. A lot of ribbon is procured and cut in short lengths, and to each is tied a little gift. The ribbon is hidden with the gift in a large pile of sawdust, which is heaped up in the middle of the room on a sheet. Each player then receives a tablespoon, and all kneel around the pile and begin to dig for gold. When he or she has found the end of a ribbon, the spoon is dropped and the ribbon held on to until the leader asks if they have all reached ‘‘pay gravel.” If they all answer ‘‘Yes,’”” they are told to ‘‘pull,’’ and the ribbon unwinds, and the little gift is brought forth. Some of the gifts are comical, but none should be ex- pensive. It is a pretty and amusing game. This same plan should be carried out by having a few articles of some value, and other of trifling cost, scattered indiscriminately through the sawdust or sand—without rib- bons. The whole surface of the mine is then marked off into sections,and each sold to a miner for ten cents, the amount going to a church or charity, each miner to have all he finds with a tablespoon in his sec- tion. The finds are often very amusing,as ‘men getting small dolls, and ladies finding cigarette holders or pipes, or some other article essentially devoted to masculine re- quirements. Miss Ruth Bryan To Up Work Among Poor. A Chicago special of August 23rd, says : Mrs. W. J. Bryan and daughter, Miss Ruth Bryan, left for their home at Lincoln, Neb., after having spent several days in this city. One of the objects of the trip was a visit to the Hull house settlement at Haveland and Polk streets, an institution supported by charities for the benefit of the poorer classes, and conducted by Miss Jane Addams, the noted sociologist. It is the intention of Miss Bryan to take up the settlement work, becoming a mem- ber of the Hull house staff early in the fall. Miss Bryan, who is 19 years of age, is the eldest daughter of William Jennings Bryan She has been a student at the University of Nebraska during the past two years. She is a young woman of unlimited en- ergy and with an ambition to accomplish something in the way of assisting the class of children fostered by Miss Addams and “others interested in such work. Hull house was founded by Miss Addams about ten years ago, and with the assistance of wealthy and philanthropic people has extended in scope until it has become one of the leading factors in sociol- ogical work in the country. Miss Bryan and her mother have been deeply interest- ed in the settlement for a long time, and while the position will involve somewhat of a sacrifice to Miss Bryan, she feels that she will be engaging in pleasant and meri- torious work. Live Man Officially Dead. Hollidaysburqg Citizen Now Appears to Claim [n= heritance. The strange anomaly of a man being dead in law and alive in fact was brought out this week in court at Hollidayshurg. Ten years ago Christian W. Ziegler, a well- known tobacconist of Hollidaysburg, mys- teriously disappeared, leaving his wife and family in ignorance as to his whereabouts. Three years ago his parents died at Lan- caster, leaving an inheritance for their son. Mr. Ziegler never appeared to claim the inheritance, and under a degree of the Lan- caster county court the money was paid over to Attorney Robert W. Smith, of Holli- daysburg, an. administrator appointed by the Blair county coart to settle up the estate of the supposed dead man. By a solemn decree of court Mr. Ziegler was de- clared legally dead. The money was distributed under the supervision of the Blair county court be- tween his widow, orphaned son and daugh- ter, and a Maryland surety company be- came their surety on the refunding bonds. The odd part of the transaction is that Mr. Ziegler was neither dead nor sleeping. When he left Hollidaysburg, in 1892, he went Peoria, Ill. « He came east last week to claim his inheritance. O. H. Hewitt, Esq., of Hollidaysburg, has heen retained by him to institute legal proceedings against the Maryland Surety Company on the refunding bonds. TT —— ——Subscribe for the WATCHMAN