es eee 0 Demorraic atc Bellefonte, Pa., August 23, 190l. A PRAYER. I ask not wealth, but power to take And use the things I have aright. Not years, but wisdom that shall make My life a profit and delight. I ask not that for me the plan Of good and ill be set aside; But that the common lot of man Be nobly borne and glorified. I know I may not always keep My steps in places green and sweet, Nor find the pathway of the deep A path of safety for my feet. But pray that when the tempest’s breath Shall fiercely sweep my way about I make not shipwreck of my faith In the unfathomed sea of doubt. And that, though it be thine to know How hard the stoniest pillow seems, Good angels still may come and go About the places of my dreams. I do not ask for love below, \ That friends shall never be estranged; But for the power of loving, so My heart may keep its youth unchanged Youth, joy, wealth—Fate, 1 give thee these ; Leave faith and hope till life is past; And leave my heart's best impulses Fresh and unfailing to the last. ~— Phoebe Cary. FRED'S FOOTBALL SUIT. It is impossible, Fred! But mother, I’ve just got to have it. Don’t you see, I can’t join the Eclectics if I can’t have the suit, for Jack Hall wants to join, too; but the boys would rather have me than him, because I can play better. But if I can’t have a suit, of course they'll take Jack. And I want awfully to play with that team, for they’ve got all the crack play- ers, and I know we shall heat the Carson Hall fellows. And the suits only cost six dollars—shoes and cap and everything. A look of impatience flashed over Mrs. Cronover’s face. She had had a trying day, with many things to worry her, and here was her boy, her right hand man,add- ing another drop to the cup of trials that already seemed full to overflowing.. But she waited a moment before replying, and when she spoke there was no sign of im- patience in her voice. Fred, I have said that it is impossible, but since you evidently do not believe i, I will tell you why. You know already that times are so hard that there has been no work in your father’s office for the past three months, and no signs of anything better abead. But we have: not told youn of the last misfortune—indeed, I have on- ly known it myself for two or three hours. She paused. Fred gasped, What, moth- er! vaguely alarmed at the seriousness of her manner. The Second National Bank, in which was all the money we were depending on to carry us through the bard times, has suspended payment. It may resume some time, but meanwhile we have just sixty- three dollars to live on. Kitty will go to- morrow, and I shall do the housework, with what belp you and Josie can give me, and father will dismiss his last draughts- man. But how does sixty-three dollars appear to you, Fred? As plenty to pro- vide necessaries and football suits also ? I should say not! Guess we shall have to live on sawdust. What shall we do, anyway? Won’t grandpa lend us some money ? I do not think grandpa will let us starve. But, Fred, would you be willing to play football in a suit paid for with borrowed money ? Fred was only a boy of fourteen, and he had not yet fully grown into that spirit of independence which is said to be born in Americans, but which seems to be largely a matter of cultivation. He had never stopped long to consider the source of the money which bought him his comforts. N-no, why no, of course not. Only, mamie, Ido want that suit, and I’m not going to tell the boys that I can’t have it— not until to-morrow, anyhow. Perhaps something will turn up. Good-by. And snatching up his books, Fred darted off to school. Mrs. Cronover looked after him with a sigh. Was he selfish, or was it nothing worse than thoughtlessness that sent him off with nothing in his mind but football, when he had just learned of the financial straits they were in? Really, Fred’s apparent selfishness was due to ignorance, rathcs than to other causes. - Mr. Cronover, although not wealthy, had always bad a sufficient in come from his work as an architect to kee his family in comfort, and to lay aside something for a rainy day. What Fred needed, and many things that he did not really need, had come to him so easily that he had scarcely had a thought as to how or whence they came. SAR Hence it is not to be wondered at that it was some time before the information which Fred’s mother had given him really touch- ed him. But during the afternoon his thoughts often wandered from his lessons, and not always did they take the direction . of football. So the bank’s burst ! Pretty business ! Wonder how much father has in? _. Then for a few minutes the history les- gon would come in for its share of atten- tion. So mother’s sent Kitty away. It'll seem queer to bave mother doing the work. I s’pose Jo'll help some, and I-guess house- work’s not very bard. Wonder what we’ll have to eat! Shouldn’t think we could afford much. And as for buying football suits—whew ! aL ‘At recess Fred heard something which set him to thinking again of the suit. His thoughtfulness lasted until supper time. Supper seemed a trifle different, with no Kitty to. serve it, but it was a cheerful meal, and Fred felt a little relieved to find that there was enough to eat, although it might have been a little plainer than usual. ‘Josephine, his twelve-year-old sister, seem- trip to the kitolien. No one seemed bowed | ed jollier than ever, and her brown curls danced with importance every time that she had a change to fill Kitty's place hy a “down by trouble. '* ‘Father, Fred began, hurriedly, with rather a red face, if I can earn enough money to buy a football suit, may I? +. Tell me more abou it before I give you an anawer, my boy. 3 ell. 7 0 Yeo ied Baker's sick. His “father’s 4 & Fan Iatlier’s janitor at our school, you know, ‘and "Ned h hy dust and sweep and such things! Mr." Baker wants a boy to do Ned’s work for two weeks. I'd have to sw two or three hours after school, and I’ have to go early to dust every morning, and he’d pay me three dollars a week, and in two weeks I could earn money for the suit. May I do it? Mr. Cronover looked from Fred’s eager face into his wife's gray eyes. What do you say to the boy’s scheme, Lucy ? It seems to me that that sort of thing is not just the kind of work I want my son to do, for— But, mother, haven’t you always told me all honest work is to be honored, and that-- Wait, Fred, you go too fast! I would be proud of my son as a janitor,if he swept and dusted well. What I meant was that breathing in so much dust is unhealthy. Ned always wears a sponge tied over his mouth and nose when he sweeps. It you will do that, I won’t object to your plan—if your father is willing. I had thought you could help your moth- er at home some, Fred. Oh, I can, after supper, papa, and Satur- days and Sundays. Jo and I can manage the housework for two weeks, I think, if Fred will bring in the coal in the evening, said the mother. Oh, I can do that easily ! May I do it, then, papa. - Yes, you may do it if yon choose. But remember that you must not neglect your housework or your lessons, and before you decide to undertake ‘it be sure that vou have the grit to stick to it. Fred began his work next day. It some- times seemed hard and dirty work indeed, and he often longed to be out with the boys after school. He did not hear any jeers from his schoolmates. He was a favorite among the boys, but probably he owed part of his immunity from ridicule to the fact that Ned Baker, the lad whose place he was filling, was the sort of boy who al- ways earns the admiration of schoolmates and teachers, and he had made the position of assistant janitor respected in the Lowell School. ; Three more days, just till Wednesday, then I'll get the suit, he said to. Josephine, as they were sitting on the back poach shelling peas for the Sunday dinner. I’m glad !' It’s splendid that you’ll be in the Eclectics. I wish girls could play football ! and Josephine split open a pod with such spite that the peas shot far out into the grass. : By and by Josephine said, softly, Say, Fred, don’t you think that bank’ll presume. pretty soon ? Resume, goosey. Well, resume, then. Don’t know. ' Guess not. I just wish it would, becanse I guess mamma’s working too much. Mrs. Mar- ston was in yesterday afternoon. and the first thing she said was, Why Mrs. Cron- over, you’re not sick, are you? I never saw you looking so tired and pale. Mam- ma laughed and said she guessed the hot day was ‘sponsible. I heard papa, last night, try to get her to have Kitty back, and I guess she works too hard. ° Fred’s fingers were working more slowly at the peas. Does she say she’s sick? he asked. ; : No, but don’t you see she never bas red cheeks now? And she goes sort of slow, and—well, I don’t know, but I feel sort of scared about her. Why doesn’t she have Kitty back, then ? : She told papa she couldn’t ask ber to stay when she didn’t know where we'd get the money to pay her. There, sir, that’s the very last ! ; Fred carried the pan of peas into the kitchen. Mrs. Cronover was working over the stove. Fred stood and watched her. There was plenty of color in her cheeks now, bgt there was surely a look in her face that he was not used to seeing there— a look that made him ask : What can I do now, marmie ? Can you and Josie set the table ? We can try it. Come on, Jo! Fred furtively watched his mother at din- ner. She bad lost again the pretty color in her cheeks, and she ate very little. Fred did not have as much appetite for his din- ner as usual. During the. rest of that day and in the days following he tried to help more about the house. He watched his mother, too, but blushed when she caught him looking at her. Wednesday night came, and as he went home to supper with his six dollars in his pocket he hardly felt that he was tired. Tomorrow afternoon he would get the suit, and on Saturday the first game would be played. He was so happy that he forgot to worry about his mother that evening. Thursday morning he was up bright and early to help about getting breakfast, and after that meal was over he ran down to the post office to mail a letter for his father. As he came out of the door of the office, Dr. Larson, their family physician, was just untying his horse, and asked Fred to ride as far as the school house with him. On the way they talked of varions things —school, football, bard times, and just as they came in sight of the school house the doctor said : How’s your mother ? Pretty well, only she’s working too much. : I'm afraid so. I saw her at church Sun- day, and it seems to me she’s looking pret- ty well worn out. Take care of that moth- tr of yours, my hoy ; there aren’t many like er. ! They reined up at the gate, and with a Thank you, sir, and a touch of his cap,Fred disappeared amoung the hoys. The bell rang and school opened. another quiet day for Fred’s corner of the room. He thought about many things be- sides the lessons of the day, and now and then the words would ring through his ears. Take care of that mother of yours, my hoy. Bie : As he was walking home at noon he met Kitty. Hullo, Kitty, how are yon? Where are you working pow ? It was Sure, Master Fred, I haven’ any place | at all. There's more girls than there is places for 'em. It’s ‘the hard times that does be the tronble. I've just been up to see your ma, an’ I tould her I'd work for half what I was getting. It’s only two dollars a week I'm askin’, but she says she'd think it was wrong of her to pay even that. And her lookin’ clane beat out with the work! ..--. .... : Fred’s hands were in their usual place, his pockets. Something his fingers touch- ed in one of these pockets seemed to burn them, for he jerked bis hand out suddenly. Then he heard~again Dr. Larson’s voice, Take care of that mother of yours, my boy, and in went the hand again, to reappear in a moment with something which was reached toward Kitty. See here, Kitty, if you won’t tell any- body, here's ‘six dollars if you’ll come to. our house ‘and work three weeks to give mother a rest. Will you, right off? Tell mother you won’t be asking any pay. Will you agree to that? = 0] ” ~ Sure, an’ Ill be there in time to wash | the dinner dishes. My, but won’t your ma be surprised ! And Kitty walked briskly down the street. : - Fred stood still a minute, looking at her retreating figure. There goes my foot ball suit, he said thoughtfully. Then he laugh- ed aloud, and started for home whistling in as cheerful a manner as if foot ball matters were going entirely to his satisfaction. In- eed, he was unusually merry at the noon meal, which fact called out a comment from Josephine. Fred’s dreadfully happy because he’s go- ing to buy his suit this afternoon. Say, Fred, won’t you put it on tonight, and let me see it ? Can’t doit, Jo. I’m not going to join the Eclectics, so I sha’n’t need the suit. What? exclaimed Josephine with an expression in which sarprise and dismay were about equally mingled, while Mr. and Mrs. Cronover looked questioningly at Fred’s flushed face. No, I’ve concluded not to join, was the response. There’s Jack going to school. I want to see him. Excuse me, please. And off he went, and was not seen again until the rest of the family had begun supper. No one spoke of his being late, or com- mented on the presence of Kitty, who waited on the table in her old quiet way, and no one spoke of the football suit. It seemed rather strange, but it was a great relief to Fred, who had almost dreaded coming home. Bus later in the evening, when his moth- er and Josephine bad gone upstairs and he was busy over his arithmetic, he felt his father’s hand laid on his head. My Boy, I'm very proud of you to-night he heard his father say. Kitty has not kept your secret, you see. And he turned and left the room, leaving Fred still work- ing at his problems, but with a hot face and a quickly beating heart. ; When the lad was in bed his mother stole in, and putting her arms around him gave him some little tokens of affection which he rather enjoyed, since the lamp was out and noone was around to see. She said never a word, but after she was Eope Fred found moisture on his cheek. e was not quite sure whether it had come from his eyes or those of his mother. I wish I could tell you that the bank re- sumed payment during the next week, and that Fred got his suit after all, but it would not be true. For although Mr. Cronover had enough work come in so that Kitty stayed on after the three weeks were over, Fred is not yet a member of the Eclectics. But I can assure you that he is happy, in spite of that fact.— Youth's Companion. Big Skin-Grafting Job. A Square Yard of Hide Replaced on an Elephant. Belle’'s Painful Experience. Fitteen Other Pachyderms Compelled to Surrender Parts of Their Cuticle to Supply Her. We bave all heard of skin being grafted on to human beings, says a London ex- change, but of all wonderful surgical achievements that of grafting a square yard of skin on to an injured elephant is certainly the most wonderfal on record. This latest trinmph of animal surgery wags performed on a circus elephant called Belle, which sustained a painful accident when the company was on the move. Just as she was getting out of a rail-way car it received a sudden jolt; owing to the brake failing to act properly. The ele- phant was thrown down and struck her shoulder heavily on a small iron cage that torn off, and generally lacerated over a space of quite one square yard in extent. Inflammation set in, and was followed by considerable fever, and the elephant, which was the more valoable hecause she had a call, was in grave dangerof losing her ife. WHOLESALE SKIN GRAFTING OPERATION. The specialists dec operation in skin grafting was the ‘only thing that would do the elephant any good, but an elephant’s skin is as thickas a plank, so it was notan easy undertaking. The great operation was undertaken forthwith in the menagerie hospital, and Belle’s own son was the first elephant se- lected to supply new skin. The young animal’s skin is peculiarly suitable for the purpose, as it is tender, yet healthy and vigorous. Moreover, as he is growing, he will have plenty of new skin, and will not miss a little purloined at the present time. Belle was placed on the ground in the operating theatre and secured with heavy chains to immovable posts. The wound in her shoulder was carefully washed with the nsual antiseptic fluids. At the same time an antiseptic spray was kept contin- ually playing in the air. The new skin was taken from the young elephant in those places where he appears to have a great deal more than be needs. Cocaine was liberally applied where the cuts were to be made. A heavy knife was used to cut off the course outer part of the skin. Then a ra- zor was employed to slice off the tender part that was to be transferred to the wounded elephant. This was then taken off in strips abont 6 inches long and 1 inch wide. Thestrips were pressed upon the wounded surface and held down by great bande of plaster. FIFTEEN SKIN SUPPLYING ELEPHANTS. In exactly six days the new skin was found by the doctors to be firmly adhering in Belle’s shoulder. Another elephant was then called in, and rome pieces of his skin were moved in the manner already described. 5 ; By this - time the raw surface wa so greatly reduced in size that Belle began to show signs of relief from her worst symp- tons. Certain hopes of her recovery were ‘entertained from that time. : Every week a new elephant will be call- ed to yield up some of his skin for the sake of his suffering sister. This will be con- sinued until the wound is entirely covered with skin. The elephants make the sac- rifice in a cheerful spirit, and it is calcu- lated that 15 will be required before mat- ters are set right. It is confidently expected that this oper- ation will prove an epoch-making triumph in the history of pachydermatous derma- tology. " British Surrender to Boers. Fifty of French's Scouts Surrcunded and Captured by Theron’s Burghers The London war office has received the following dispatch from Lord Kitchener, dated Pretoria, August 16 : ‘“While a party of fifty of French's scouts were proceeding to join a column near Bethesda they were surrounded in the hills by a superior foree under Theron and surrendered. One was killed and three ously.” Lord Kitchener does not give the date, but the casualty lists indicate August 8. Reporting upon the engagement between Colonel Gorringe and Commandant Kritz- inger at Middelburg, Lord Kitchener says that the British commander drove the Boers north to Venterstad in confusion. ‘He asserts algo that ‘General French's other column in Cape Colony is gradually driving the.enemy.northward. Another dispatohes reports that Lord Hondweni, on the border of Zululand, where General Botha is reported to have concentrated 4,000 Boers. An important engagement is expected. —— Suberibe for the WATCHMAN. was standing near. The skin" was ‘partly’ ided. that a wholesale were wounded, Captain Bethheim danger- Kitchener with a strong force is moving on | About King Edward VII. Personal Traits of the Ruler of One-Quarter of the Human Race. King Edward VII. of England reigns over about 400,000,000 people, or a quarter of mankind. As Prince of Wales his income was about $500,0C0; as King he gets about $5,- 000 a day. The King, the Lord Mayor, and the Constable of the Tower are the only per- sons who know the password of the Tower of London. This password is sent to the Mansion House quarterly, signed by the King, and is a survival of an ancient cos- tom. How long will the King live? He has never shown the slightest fear of assassin- ation. The insurance companies, however, are rapidly approaching the limit of the risk they will accept on King Edward’s life. His expectation, according toinsur- ance tables, is 14.1 years: Allowance for moral hazard, or the chance of assassin- ation, reduces this to ten years. Between Jannary 1st and September 1st of last year Edward went to forty-three public dinners and - banquets, to twenty- five garden parties and concerts, thirty times to the opera and theater, to twenty- eight race meetings; eleven times he was in attendance at the House of Lords, and be fulfilled forty-five official and charitable engagements. In his own set his favorite topic of con- versation has been clothes. Tbe King is an expert shoemaker, a handicraft he chose to learn when a boy, being obliged by his royal parents to learn some trade. He has worn shoes of his own make. Under “Likes and Dislikes,’’ the King has written in the Duchess of Fife’s album when I bave no public engagement to fal- fill, when I can smoke a really good cigar and read a good novel on the quiet; when I can, like plain Mr. Jones, go toa race meeting without being chronicled in the paper the next morning that the Prince of Wales has taken to gambling very serious- ly and lost more money than he can ever afford to pay; when I can spend a quiet evening with the Princess and my family. I am ubhappiest when I have a raging toothache and have to attend some func- tion where I must smile as pleasantly as though I never had a pain in my life.” In the matter of gifts the King has been abundantly favored. They vary in size from a cat to a hotel. Dogs, cats and other quadrupeds galore bave been given or left to the King by request. His name has been mentioned in not far from a hun- dred wills as the recipient. of tue family dog, and more than one occasion an an- nuity has been left by a testator in order that the maintenance of the animal should be no expense to the royal master. One of the King’s treasures is a solid gold dinner set, the most magnificent in the world. It is valued at. $4,000,000, and ie kept'at Windsor Castle. Another unique specimen of its kind belonging to Edward is the state carriage, which cost $40,000. Tn"addition to being the most ornate vehicle in existence, it is said to be one of the most uncomfortable. Queen Victoria» never: used ‘it when she could avoid doing so, as it always gave her head- ache. King Edward's Champion, the Cham- pion of England, is a young Lincolnshire farmer named Dymoke. He is of a stun- dious and retiring disposition, little given to the gayeties of ‘the great world. It is said be is somewhat exercised over the ne- cessity of fulfilling the duties of his office. This is to ride out of the hall where the banquet is held after the coronation, clad in the steel armor, and challenge all comers to deny the title of the new sovereign. He then pledges the King in the golden goblet filled with wine, finally backing his borse from the royal presence. Young Dymoke possesses this honor by virtue of the holding the Manor of Scrivelsby, which ancestors have held since the time of the Norman Kings. The Dymokes got the manor by marriage more than five hundred years'ago, and since than have acted as Champion at each coronation. Inaccurate People are Dishonest It is not safe to trust people who are habitually inaccurate in their work. Even with the best intentions in the world, they become dishonest. Before they are aware of it, the habit of inaccuracy ex- tends to their statements. They do not not take pains to be thorough in anything they undertake, even in clearly expressing the truth. These people never carry much weight in a community, however honest in prin- ciple they may be, because no reliance can be placed on their words or work. You cannot depend upon what they tell you. If they are orators, they are discredited; if they are at the bar, the judges always take their statements. cum grano.salis; if in the pulpit they do not win respect of the con- gregation. In fact, whatever those people do, they are placed at a disadvantage be- cause of their habit of inaccuracy. There is a great difference between just right and a little wrong. These victims of inaccuracy did not stars right. They fail- ed to realized that what is put - into the first of life is pus into the whole of life. A pebble in the tiny stream will turn the course of a river, 0 the seemingly un- important habit of inaccuracy has kept many a man from success by changing the current of his life. ; » . Accuracy, doing things to a finish, is one of the most important lessons that can ‘be taught a child, because thereisa moral quality at stake. The whole character is often undermined by the unfortunate hab- it of inaccuracy. Men whose ability would have made them peers in their com- munities have become nonentities, and their careers mediocre or total failures,sim- ply because they were allowed in child- hood to form the habit of half doing things, and of making half or exaggerating state- ments. —Success. Bonfire of $50,000 im Cash. Fifty thousand dollars in cash left by H. Y. Scott, of Faribault, Minn., who died last Saturday, will be destroyed by fire, according to the terms of his will. Scott had accumulated about $60,000, mostly in cash. To his servant girl he left $5,000, bub his nephew, his nearest and only relative, is cut off without a cent. The bequest of money to his servant was in return for the care she gave him during his last illness. ; ‘After all my funeral expenses are paid,”’ says he in his will, ‘I direct that my ad- bank, and in the presence of witnesses burn it to ashes.”’ i ——‘‘Buger buys his ink by the ingful.’ ‘‘That’s what his wife thought until she went to fill the inkstand.’’ ‘““What did she find ?’ *‘ She found that it wasn’t ink by a jug ful.” Nove we TEA over his signature : “I am the happiest thing was that he remembered about ministrators gather up all of my cashin | The Memory. Was Suddenly Lost Without Cases Where it Apparant Cause. One of the most-talked-of people in Britain to-day is a young girl whose whole past life is lost to her. Without any ap- parent reason, her memory utterly vanish- ed a short time ago, and she can remember neither her family, with which she lives, her name, nor anything that she ever did. These wonderful memory losses are not so uncommon, and one of the weirdest cases was that of Mr. Quincey, a few years ago. A middle-aged gentleman was found aimlessly wandering about Wimbledon Common, dressed in a silk hat and frock suit, wet to the skin, for it had been rain- ing heavily all night. Though quite sane and clear-headed, he could not tell who he was or where he lived, and could not even recollect that there was such a thing as a police station, which might help him. A letter was found in his pocket—he had not thought of that, addressed to him by his son; but after reading it slowly he could not remember any such person as the writ- er—had never heard the name. He was taken home, and was embarrass- ed when received by his family, none of whom he knew, though Se had left them that day before quite in possession of his faculties. He did not know what he had meant to do. He was well off, cheerful and contented, never had overworked, and was a clever tennis player—and this last was the only thing he found he could do, except read and write since the adventure. He soon got used to his family, and be- came much attached to them, and also be- came an accomplished golfer, as many peo- ple knew, but to the day of his death, a little while ago, he remembered nothing before that rainy night, and practically be- gan life again at the age of 41. In several cases overwork has wholly wiped out the memories of clever people— for, whatever the cause, it is seldom a stupid man or woman that falls victims. And it will leave the brain just as fit as ever for the future, though blotting out the past, as in the case of John An- drews the inventor of the Truefit circular saw, the Andrews valve, and a dozen other clever works that bear his name all over the country. One day when his family was away, a batch of letters came to his house at Camp- den Hill, complaining of important ap- pointments he bad not kept. Next day a deluge of telegrams, and then a string of callers. Andrews was fou nd locked in his study. He had shut himself in, with a spirit- lamp to cook his own food, as he some- times did when tackling a big problem, and slept on a couch when tired out. This time he was found merely sitting and smoking. He had forgotten all his ap- pointments couid remember none of his callers who came for him and stared blank- ly at his own family. - When asked if he would take dinner in the dining-room, he replied : ‘‘What dining-room ?”’ He did not know the way about his house, and ‘knew no more about London*than if he had never seen it. Not one of his inven- tions remained in his memory. Doctors could do nothing for -him; and though it was ever afterwards a puzzle to him that be bad a wife and family, he was greatly attached to them. He picked up the threads of his work, however, and turned out another useful invention—the Andrews steam-gauge—before his death in the dia- mond jubilee year. Still more complete, and odder because there was no *‘clue’’ to it, was the loss of Dr. Graham Hearne’s memory, the great throat specialist and bacteria expert. He bad successfully treated over 4,000 people in his time, and three years ago—in July, 1898—he went for one of his customary long tramps round Londen, for exercise, returning, as usual tired ont. Next morn- ing he awoke to wonder who he was and what bis business might be. Here, again, his entire family and circle of friends con- veyed no memory to him; but he remem- bered one thing in the blank page of his past life—his dog, and its name, Poppy. They were great friends. Yet though, his brother had given him Poppy, the brother himself was a complete stranger to the doctor’s mind since that night. Of his medical knowledge, which was enormous, he remembered nothing, and hardly seemed to know a vein from a nerve. But be took up a study entirely new to him— architecture—and mastered itin a most wonderful way within a year. He was good company, kindly, sane in every way, and was the only case of the kind in which everything eventually returned for just twenty-four months after his lost memory returned to him rapidly. Within six months more he knew everybody he had forgotten, dropped architecture, and took up medicine again. He died only three months ago, as sound in brain as he had ever been. i It was one of these strange memory freaks that was the cause of the ‘great run on Gresford & Co.’s bank in Lombard street. A gentleman was found in a train that ran into Queen street station, Glascow, who seemed to know nothing about his ticket, or any other matter of importance. The ticket was found in his pocket, but he could not say who he was, where he came from or where he wanted to go. He had ample money was presently discovered, af- ter as much trouble as though he had been an unidentified ‘‘body,’’ that he was Mr. Gresford, the popular chairman of Gresford & Co.'s bank. Now the news got into the papers, and it gave rise toa rumor that there was something wrong with the bank. The result was the ‘‘run’’ on Gresford’s, in which crowds of anxious peo le gather- ed, drawing out many thousands in a few hours. a The hank, of course, was as sound asa rock, and there semed no sort of reason for the strange loss of memory the chairman, who was always cheery and contented, and had no worries of any sort. The stran st a the members of his family, but had no recollection of the other half; and as for the bank and its affairs, they were a closed book to him. "Two years later, however, he regained part of his memory ; but that mem- orable journey north never found its place in his mind. g How He Loved Her. A negro man went into Mr. E—'s of- fice for the purpose of instituting a divorce | Mr. E——proceed- | suit against his wife. ed to question him as to his grounds for complaint. Noticing that the man’s voice failed him, Mr. E——Ilooked up from his pers and saw that big tears were running own over the cheeks of the applicant for divorce. Boi fe oa : “Why,” said the lawyer, ‘‘yon seem to care a great deal for your wife. Did you love her ?"’ ‘‘Love her, sir? I jest analyzed her }’’ This was more than professional dignity could withstand, and Mr. E——Ilanghed until the negro, offended, carried his case elsewhere.—C. W. in Short Stories. ’ Laughter and Life. It may be that some enthusiastic and laborious German statistician has already accumulated figures bearing upon the ques- tion of length of life and its relation to the enjoyment thereof; if so, we are unac- quainted with his resalts and yet havea very decided notion that people who enjoy life, cheerful people,are also those to whom longest life is given. Commonplace though this sounds, there is no truth more com- monly ignored in actual every-day ex- istence. ‘‘Oh, yes, of course, worry short- ens life and the contented people live to he old,” we are all ready to say, and yet how many people recognize the duty of cheer- fulness ? Most persons will declare that if a man is not naturally cheerful he can- not make himself so. Yet this is far from being the case, and there is many a man who is at present a weary burden to his relatives, miserable through the carking care of some hodily ailment, perhaps, or some worldly misfortune, who, if he bad grown up into the idea that to be cheerful under all circumstances was one of the first duties of life, might still see a pleasant enough world around him. Thackeray truly remarked that the world is for each of us much as we show ourselves to the world. If we face it with a cheery accept- ance we find the world fairly full of cheer- ful people glad to see us.. If we snarl at it and abuse it we may be sure of abuse in retarn. The discontented worries of a morose person may very likely shorten his days, and the general justice of pature’s arrangement provides that his early de- departure should entail no long regrets. On the other hand, a man who can laugh keeps his health and his friends are glad to keep him. To the perfectly healthy laugh- ter comes often. Too commonly, though, as childhood is left behind the habit fails, and a half-smile is the best that visits the thought-lined mouth of a modern man or woman. People become more and more burdened with the accumulations of knowl- edge and with the weighing responsibilities of life, but they should still spare time to laugh. Let them never forget, moreover, and let it be a medical man's practice to remind them that ‘‘a smile sits ever serene upon the face of Wisdom.”>—London Lancet. Circular Insanity. A Medical Theory Upset by Chicago Physicians—Re-~ sults of an Examination of a Skull. That the peculiar insanity of the late Frank Howard Collier, the once prominent lawyer of Chicago, resulted from a blow received on the head from supposedly po- litical antagonists several years ago was practically decided Monday by several phy- sicians, who removed his brain for the pur- pose of a careful examination. The discov- ery is of special interest from the fact that it has been an accepted theory among the medical men that the kind of insanity from which ' Collier suffered—technically known as ‘‘circular insanity’’—never oc- curred except as a result of hereditary taint. If the conclusion reached after the first investigation proved correct, this theory will have to be abandoned. A section of the forehead several inches square was removed and the brain taken out. An examination showed that there was an exostosis or hony growth, on the inner table of the skull,to which the mem- branes and frontal bones of the brain ad- hered. The growth was an inch and a half long and an ineh wide, and the points, which were sharp, protruded nearly a quarter of an inch. The exostosis, which was not directly under the part of the skull where Collier had been struck, is be- lieved to have been caused by the inflamed condition of the skull and brain membrane around the wound. The size of Collier's brain was remark- able, and gave evidence of the immense in- tellectual strength which he once pos- sessed. A year ago Collier’s skull was trepann- ed but the operation showed nothing. The incision, as was disclosed to-day, had been made a little to one side of where the ex- ostosis existed. The Eye at Work. and the Rapidity of Its ‘ 7 Recording the Number Movements. A very curious device has been invented, by which it is possible to determine how many times the eye moves in reading, and how fast the movements are made. The object of the instrument is to show in what .cases reading is hurtful to the eyes, and thus to prevent short-sightedness and fatigue. : i In a test of the instrument recently made the results were curious. A man’s eye was first made insensible to pain by an application of holococaine, and then a very light shell, with a hole in the centre, was piaced on the eyeball and held to it by suction. The shell was connected with . light aluminum levers in such a way that the eye movements were traced on a mov- ing sheet of smoked paper. . Electrical de- vices caused the pointer to record not only the movements but the speed of each and the exact time it took. The tracings showed that the eye does not move over a printed line continuous- ly, but by quick jerks of varying length. e eye returns in an unbroken sweep un- “til near the end, when it halts occasional- ly, as if to get ite bearings. The average number of jerk movements in reading a newspaper line is about three. A line slightly less than an inch in length was read without movement. New Cause for Lightning. An old colored preacher in the rural dis- trict accounted for the lightning in this way : : Ever’ time Satan looks down en sees de Lawd’s work gwine on, fire flashes f’um ‘his eyes. Dat’s de lightning. En wen he fail ter hit a church wid it he lays back en hollers. Dat’s de thunder.” “But, son,’’ said an old deacon, ‘‘whar is Satan inde winter time? We don’t have no lightnin’ den.” The preacher studied a minute and then said : ‘‘Well, hit may be, Br’er Williams, dat ‘hell’s froze over den.”’—Atlanta Constitu- tion, Barn for a Cigarette Light. Boys Who Wanted to 8moke Cause Loss of $3000. The young sons of Aaron 8. Kreider, a wealthy shoe manufacturer at Annville, near Lebanon caused the total destruction “of their father’s big new barn and all the ‘out-buildings recently. They had secured some cigarettes, which they decided to smoke in the barn. . They were unsuccess- ful iv lighting them with matches, so ap- lied a lighted match to a bunch of hay. [he flames spread so swiftly that the boys barely esoa; with their lives. In the absence of the town’s volunteer firemen at a pionic no effort could be made to save the buildings, and only the live stock was got- ten out. The loss is $3000; fully insured.