BY RP. GRAY MEEK. ssa Ink Slings. —If you have troubles tell your friends about them. They have none of their own. " —Reform waves have struck both Phila- delphia and New York. What will the harvest be ? -—Talk about an early fall, there were lots of signs on the side walks of Bellefonte Saturday morning. —SaxTA CLAUS is growing in popularity and the bad little boy is being ‘‘as dood as dood tan be’’ these days. —With all this talk about oleomargarine being sold in Centre county we are led to wonder where JOHN HAMILTON is? — SARAH BERNHARDT has come to American again and will be made up ina dozen or more roles because she needs our ‘‘dough.” —1It costs money to live, but that isn’t saying that every person who lives high “‘pays the shot.” Now there is the man in the moon, for instance. —The ‘“‘Divine Sarah’ is on this side again and, as usual, is assuring the Amer- icans of her undying love. The foxy old actress needn’t think she fools anybody. —The millennium must certainly be ap- proaching. Foot ball is being played in Palestine and when they get to chasing the pig-skin in Jerusalem it is time for some- thing to happen. —They say meat was highest when the cow jumped over the moon, but the Beef Trust seems to be determined to have every old steer on the plains outdo the mythical performance of Mother Goose’s bovine. —The census report just finished show- ing that Centre county has actually de- ereased in population is borne out by the result of the recent election. The Demo- erats must certainly have taken to the woods. —One thousand men have been laid off by the American Wire and Steel Co., at Cleveland and the officers of the trust de- cline to say why. They can do such things with impunity now that the need for frightening the men into line for McKiN- LEY is past. —Kentucky -justice is almost as slow in apprehending BRowN, the clerk who loot- ed the Newport bank of $201,000, as it has been in bringing about the arrest and punishment of a usurping Governor, who was a party to the murder of the man whose seat he stole. —The idea of Philadelphia newspapers telling New York that her water supply is impure is worse than a case of the Kettle calling the pot black. Nothing could be worse than Philadelphia water, unless it. might be Philadelphia pofities, and the one is responsible for the other. oa —The Missouri editor whose obituary of an old lady wound up in these words ‘‘She was a devoted Christian until about four years ago, when she joined the Methodist eburch’’ most think that all Methodists are the same stripe as Bishop FOWLER. In that he is mistaken, however, for a vast majority of them have sense enough to eondemn the foolish utterance of a light- weight Bishop. —Public opinion has alreadys associated the name Newport with a fast place, but the Newport of Rhode Island and not the Newport of Kentucky is the resort that has earned the synonym. Yet the Kentucky Newport now comes to the front with a bank clerk who has looted a bank of more than double the amount of its capital. Wine, women and horses are said to have been the cause and when those three get together they are a combination that is hard to beat. —Count ADEMAR CASTELLANE, a cou- sin of the notorious BoXN1 who has been running through with ANNA GouLp’s millions so rapidly that her family has put a stop to it,is in this country and is said to be looking up an heiress. ADEMAR denies the allegation and sets up an alibi in the statement that he is here tosell champagne. From what the public already knows about these foreign fortune hunters we are in- clined to shout Abas, CASTELLANE! Abas, Champagne. —The Philadelphia Press, with its ac- customed warped view of things, lays the cause of the recent horrible lynching in Colorado to the large element of Southern- ers in that State’s population, as well as to its proximity to Texans. Asa matter of fact there is a great preponderance of East- erners in Colorado’s population, but as it happens to he a Republican State the partisan Press hesitates not to juggle with the truth in order to lay this atrocious crime to Southerners, thereby hoping to place the onus of all such outrages on Democratic localities. The Press is a great newspaper, bat it has a mighty small edi- torial calibre. : —The Sultan of Turkey needn’t have heen so thoughtful about congratulating President McKINLEY on his re-election, especially since he has been so forgetful about paying that $100,000 due Uncle SAM as indemnity for the destrnction of Ameri- can property in Tnikey at the time of the Armenian inassacres. The battleship Kentucky has been ordered to make a little call at: Smyrna on her way to the Philip- pines and it is possible that when she gets there the Sublime Porte will come down with his check, because United States bat- tleships are dangerous pop-callers, as the Spanish have doubtless already whispered VOL. 45 Skimping Ourselves for What ? For the glory, if that is what we con- sider it, of carrying on a war in the Philip- pines we have heen paying pretty well. Up to this time it bas cost us just about $2 per year for each man, woman and child, white or black, red or yellow, in the United States. To some this may not apppear to be an overwhelming sam, but to others it is a drain that draws heavily upon their scant resources. When we come to figure it down to families of five we can readily understand how many little comforts, and what an amount of necessaries, many must forego to furnish their ten dollars to con- tinue a wasteful and useless war. To be sure this sum is not paid at one time or is it collected directly for the pur- pose it is used. The government in the evasive and indirect system it has of col- lecting its revenues, gets this money out of the people, as it does for scores of other purposes through tariffs, stamp ahd revenue taxation, and those who believe it right try to maks themselves happy in the be- lief that the people don’t feel it. Possibly the ROCKEFELLERS and HAVEMEYERS, the CARNEGIES and HANNAS of the country do not, but there are others, and millions of them, who do. When it comes down to the rank and file of the people, to the toiling, pinched masses, and in this class can be included workingmen, mechanics, farmers, clerks and others this $10 tax per family for Philippine war expenditures is a larger tax than nine-tenths of these people pay for school, poor, road or any other local pur- pose. It isa greater tax than a $3,000 farm, in this county pays for county ex- penses. It is more than two-fifths of the professed christians of the country pay for church purposes, and it is a larger sum than many a hard-worker deserving wom- an can afford to spend during the year on her scanty ward-robe. The amount may not seem much because it is collected in dribs: A few cents on a bottle of medicine; a few more on a box of matches; a little on the woolen goods one has to purchase and a little more on the sugar we use; and so on through the entire list of actual necesearies—a little on this and another little on that—until the entire sum, along with the cost of collections, is taken from each jndividual or family. ~~ 1 + - And then we nifist remember we are but at the beginning. Up to this time we have had a force of bu 635,000 soldiers in the Philippines. Now we are told that that force is insufficient. Prior to the elec- tion the assurance was given the public that if BRYAN were defeated, the cause of the Filipinos would collapse at once. But it has not, and Congress is looked to to double the force now in those islands. To double the force means to double the ex- peunses and to double the expense means to the average American family double what it is now paying, or about $20 per year. And for what ? Ask those who are demanding that this war, for conquest, be continued, and see if they can give you an intelligent reason. Ask them what good, to us, these islands will be, with their hordes of ignorant, idle, blacks; their malaria and fevers; their lepers and paupers, their four months of drenching rain and eight months of wither- ing drought; valleys that are impassible swamps one portion of the year—and blind- ing dust the balance; a population too poor to buy that which we would have to sell and too lazy to earn enough to do so. When we get it all, and bave conquered the people, where will the compensation cone in for the American people, who have been taxed to a greater extent for this than for any other one purpose ? Look Out for the Committees. That Mr. QUAY has no sure thing of a re-election to the United States Senate, and that his opponents will need the most perfect of organizations if they are to suc- ceed in preventing his return, are as apparent as is the sunshine on a cloud- less day. While both sides. claim a decided advantage in the situation we have doubts if either knows exactly where it stands or what 1t ean depend upon. Whatever may he the result, however, on the senatorial question, the Democrats and Independents owe: it to their own profession of reform to ‘ascertain the exact situation and act in sacha way as will best enable them to fulfill their promises. If there are sufficient of them to organize the Senate and House, they should do so in a manner that will be fair to both, and with the distinct understanding that the committees on hoth sides shall be so formed that there will be no fear of them being the burying grounds of reform legislation. It is in this more than in who shall fill the official places, that good work for the State can be insured. It is the key to the situa- tion in the reform movement, and no ef- fort should be spared, under any condition of affairs, to secure such a make-up of the House and Senate committees as will he ‘a guarantee that such reforms as are 'in- troduced, are not to be squeezed to death, or quietly smothered in the committees to to the Turks. which they must be entrusted. STATE RIGHTS AN BELLEFONTE, PA, Why Not, For the Benefit of Our Own People ? Have you ever thought of how much of our own country is left a desolate waste, while we are sacrificing the lives of our people by the hundreds and spending mil- lions upon millions of dollars to acquire territory in other portions of the world ? Do you know that within the territory of New Mexico alone, there are more square miles of Alkali deserts, than there are of tillable lands in all the Philippine islands put together. And do you know, further, that every acre of this aid, treeless country, can be turned into the most productive land this continent can boast of, by the simple process of irrigation ? Such is the case. And yet we make no effort to reclaim these lands, while hundreds of millions of dollars are being spent annually, and all the waste, and horrors, and sufferings of war are borne, simply to possess that which belongs to others, while our own is left arid wastes and treeless deserts for want of water and cultivation. During the past year we have spent in subjugating the Filipino people and be- coming the possessors of the islands they own, over $150,000,000. One third of this amount expended in boring artesian wells, in building retaining dams and aqueducts, and establishing a perfect system of irriga- tion in western Texas, southern California, Arizona, New Mexico, Wyoming, Nevada, or any other portion of our western terri- tory where irrigation is necessary to secure vegetation, would open up to the people of this country more opportunities than the conquest of ten thousand Philippine is- lands, and farhish homes for more of our people, than will ever find place on all of the Spanish territory we can acquire. If we have money to spend; why not put it where it will do our people some good; where it will eventually furnish homes for our own homeless. We may acquire the Philippine islands, make them a government, elevate their people, give them a standing in the world, but what will this benefit the houseless, homeless Americans? It may offer ‘opportunities to speculators, but ‘where will it in any way add to the wel- fare of the people of this country ? = _ How. different the prospect, if the ‘now being so uselessly thrown away for Ld the glory of governing a distant people, were being expended for the benefit and welfare of our own. And where could it be spent to greater advantage than in mak- ing our desert lands of the far west blossom with fruit and flowers and grain ? ——Mr. QUAY is not feeling nearly so certain of a re-election to the Senate as he did before the returns were all in. In fact the ex-Senator’s certainties, for some years back; have only been the headaches that come after an unusually hilarious occasion. Centre County May Lose a Member. The completion of the census enumera- tors work for the State of Pennsylvania makes it almost obligatory on the next General Assembly to pass senatorial and legislative reapportionment bills. Though the constitution provides for a reapportion- ment as soon as possible after each decen- nial census the senatorial districts have not been changed since 1874, while the last ar- rangement for Represehtatives was based on the census of 1880. In this time the State has nearly doubled in population, thus bringing the need for reapportionment emphatically to public notice. And it is quite likely that bills of this nature will be introduced at the next session, as it certainly will be possible for Republicans to gerrymander the State to suit themselves. The present apportion- mentsare examples of the worst gerryman- ders possible and that is the reason there has been no attem \t to improve upon them. But with the greauly- increased population. shown by the census row being completed the Republican Legislature will see oppor- tunities for further entrenching itself and | work will more than likely be taken up. It it is, and is carried out according to constitutional requirements Centre county will stand 1n danger ‘of losing a Member. It is provided that the Members shall be apportioned on a ratio obtained by divid- ing the population of the State by 200. Every county containing less than five ratios has one Representative for every full ratio and an additional ' Representative when the surplus exceeds halfea ratio, but each county shall have at least one Mem- ber. Every county containing five ratios or more shall have one Representative for every full ratio. A Representative ratio, on the recent census, is 31,511. The mini- mum population for two Members is 47,- 266, for three Members 78,777, for four Members 110,288 and for five Members 157,555. As the population of Centre county is given as only 42,894 it will be seen that it falls considerably below the constitutional requirement for two Mem- bers, . Under the same proportion our neighbor- ing county of Huntingdon would lose a Member, while Clearfield and Blair would each gain one. | who supported and favored them cannot D FEDERAL UNION, "NOV. 23, 1900. Can’t Come Too Soon. It has not taken long for the people to discover in what direction the McKINLEY prosperity vane points since his election. With meat up one cent a pound; with salt two hundred per cent. higher than it was three weeks ago; with rice threatened by the grip of a trust, and with over two dozen new combinations of capital strug- gling for incorporated privileges, that they may control the out-put and price of differ- ent commodities the people need most, it is not difficult to see what the success of Mr. McKINLEY promises the great body of the American people. Already in different lines of manufac- tures the word has gone out that wages must be reduced, while on the other hand, every preparation is being made to increase the price of articles that the less paid labor is expected to produce. This is not what the people wanted, but it is what they vot- ed for. It is possibly not what they ex- pected, but it is what they worked for and what they will get. The masses who refuse to listen or to think; who allow their partisan prejudices to control their actions, and who are too bigoted to even consider their own welfare, when threatened by the party with which they affiliate, will have no reason to com- plain that they were deceived in political matters. : There never was a time when issues were made plainer than daring the last campaign. There never was a time when results were more certain or aims and purposes more apparent. There was even no denying the intentions of the Republican party to foster and protect trusts, and those who voted for the party did so with a full knowledge of what might be looked for. Results may be coming a little sooner than was anticipated and their effects be found to be sooner than was expected, but with it all, it is what the country wished for, and what we hope it will get to the fullest extent. When we ave for a thing we ought to be for it right, and when we are for the trusts, we ought to ie for all they want, all they ask and all they demand. If they are right we can’t have them too soon or too much of them. If they are wrong the people Certain Uncertainty. Mr. QUAY is certain that he will be re- turned to the United States Senate; his opponents are just as certain that he will not be; the people are certain that neither side is certain of the out-come, and with all these certainties there is an uncertainty about it that makes us conclude that it is not best to be certain that there is an cer- tainty to be counted on, except the un- certainty that hangs over all. Mast Have Been Switched on a Wrong Track. Yesterday the Inquirer pointed out that in the four days following the announcement of Bryan's defeat the value of stocks and bonds presumably listed in New York, Philadel- phia and other financial cities, bad increased almost five hundred million dollars, and ventured the assertion that the world had never looked upon a’ similar rise since it came into existence. ri In that prosperity of course the people of this State naturally shared, and they will share in the future. The above we get from the Philadelphia Inquirer of the 8th inst. It will be news to our readers—real live, hopeful, soul- cheering news. The kind that makes a man hold up his head, step high and throw out his chest. Think of it ! We unsophisti- cated country-bred denizens sharers in the profits of Wall street brokers? What an idea! How strange that we have never known it before! How proud we ought to feel ! How prosperous we must be! How many thanks we owe the Inquirer for find- ing this fact out and telling us. But then, come to think of it, there must be something wrong about this partnership of the people and Wall street. At least so far as it concerns the forty-two thousand persons who constitute the population of Centre county. Up to this time, and it is | now over two weeks since this partnership was announced, we have not had a cent of a *‘divy”’ out of it, neither have we heard of any man or woman hereabouts who has. Who is pocketing our share of it, Mr. Inquirer? Youn seem to have a cinch on this news. Be kind enough to tell us why our portion of this overwhelm- ing prosperity is not on tap. ——The deaths of CHARLES H. HovyT and JOE OTT within the week have re- moved two characters who have done much for the stage. No playright has equalled Hoy in the production of up- roariously funny comedies and while he had already achieved fame enough to sat- isfy most any man, yet the ever improv- ing clas sof plays he evolved gave unmistak- able evidence that there would be yet bet- ter ones forthcoming. OTT was a come- dian, unique in his field. He resorted more to somber eccentricities than to horse play for his fun and the result was most successful, that Congress, havin Jered ) ——Willianisport has just finished a denominational census of its inhabitants, and now furnishes for publication the fact that of its 38,000 population 2,130 families are members of, or are inclined towards the Methodst church; 1,408 belonging to, or prefer the Lutheran; 1,071 proclaim themselves Catholics; 905 Presbyterians; 575 Episcopalians; 738 Baptists and 418 Evangelicals. But 147 were found who had no religious preference to express. On the face of things Williamsport may imagine itself a fairly moral city, from its own showing, but then when we remember that in religion as in politics men are not always what they profess we are bound to suspect that in this matter our neigh- boring city bas presented its best side to the public. Tre Dollars and Cents of It. From an Unknown Exchange. . b To say nothing of the awful loss of life, the wreck and demoralization of lives that are diverted from the useful and productive pursuits of peace, the cost of war in money is an appalling burden. The yearly car- rent cost of the attempt to hold the Philip- pines, for example, amounts to about $2 per head of our 76,000,000 population, or an average of $10 per year for each family. In the case of a large majority of families that sum is nearly equal to what the heads thereof are able to earn in a week. The taxes which go to meet this most costly enterprise are collected from the peo- ple in indirect and unobservable ways, But they are taken, nevertheless, from the pockets of the people, and not according to the ability to pay, but according to the consumption mainly of the necessaries of life. Hence they come mainly from the earnings of the working element. Suppose the system of taxation ‘were changed to a direct system and once a year the federal tax gatherers were to up and down the country, knocking at the door of every family and demanding $10—for what? For the holding of a distant and unwilling people in subjection for the mere glory of it and their exploitation by ‘the syndicates and trusts. : An Anniversary That Was Overlooked. From the Pittsburg Post. To KH The forgotten fact is recalled that las Saturday, November 17th, was the anni-. versary of the day the first Congress met in the new town of Washington, in the Distriet of Columbia, the unoccupied town site being swamp, woodland and meadow. It was on that day,jone hundred years ago, abiding place in Philadelphia, r th first py at the new i in hi ton. Congress had adjourned in Philadel-’ phia on the 14th day of May, 1800, to meet in Washington on November 17th, and immediately after the adjournment President Adams gave directions “‘for the removal of the public offices, records and properity’’ to that city. The long jour- ney from the then distant Northern and Southern States were made generally on horseback. There were no turnpikes, and the mud roads in winter and spring made carriage travel almost impossible. On Saturday, November 22nd, President John Adams appeared in the Senate chamber, where the members of the House had al- ready assembled, and addressed both Houses, congratulating the members on as- sembling at the permanent seat of govern- ment. Seeking Another Turndown.' From the Philadelphia Press. Colonel Quay wants Members of the Legislature so badly that, it is stated, it has been proposed to test in the Supreme Court the right of the Lincoln party in the Sib ley Congressional distiict to a place on the ticket. It was due to the Lincoln party nomination that two anti-Quay Members were elected in McKean county, and, though there is no question whatever that a majority of the people voted for them, it is intended—because Mr. Quay is so great- ly in need of Members—to raise some tech- nicality with the hope of getting these Members unseated. What is to be the particular point the Supreme Court is to be asked todetermine we are not inforhied, bat all the objection to the Lincoln party that conld be thought of at the time was made in the lower court before election and did not effect anything. We should think it not likely Mr. Quay will have any better luck in his appeal to the courts ian he has had in his appeal to the peo- ple. : Yes, Bay a Few More Filipinos. From the Westmoreland Democrat. * If the Senate ratifies a treaty signed by Secretary Hay and the Spanish minister, $100,000 more of good American money will go into the treasury of Spain. The treaty binds this country to pay Spain that amount for three little islands just outside of the boundaries set by the treaty which ceded the Philippine groupe to the United States. Whether Spain will be able to give this country any better title to these islands, than she has done to the other 1,400, remains to be seen. A Warning to Refomers, From the Walkerton, Ind., Independent. The county editor who starts out to re- form the world will have a difficult job on his hands, says the Walkerton (Ind.) In- dependent. A local newspaper should stand up for the right,” but it should not shoulder more than its share of responsi- bility. Being a bnsiuess institution, and run on business principles, it cannot go be- yond a certain limit as a regulator of morals that is,if it expects to continue in business. The editor should know his field and act accordingly. ’ ~ —Many a good man goes wrong because it costs more money than it would to stay. on the right track. ‘track near Winburne. Spawls from the Keystone. —A charter has been issued by the Sta Department at Harrisburg to the Pemns:ii- vania Fire Brick company, Beech Creek, eapi- tal $180,000. —The late W. D. Richmond, tobacconist, of Williamsport, left all of his estate, valued at $50,000, to T. Herbert Riley, who has been mm his employ seventeen years. —The final account of the receivers of the Houtzdale bank has been filed. /The depos- itors will receive another dividend of a little over six per cent. The dividend will be paid as soon as the account is confirmed by the court. —A wreck on the Beech Creek road Fri- day morning occurred near Winbarne. It was caused by cows being asleep on the track. The engine and half a dozen coal cars were derailed. The engine crew escaped by jumping down an embankment. ~The first fatal accident at the Saxton furnace occurred on Tuesday of last week when Edward Stewart, aged about 20 years, was caught by a car at the coal chutes and was so badly crushed across his abdomen that death ensued next evening. —Thomas Maitland, aged 75 years, put a lightning rod on the Methodist church at Milton, last week, doing the most perilous part of the work himself. The steeple is 165 feet high and the sight of such an old man working at its top was considered marvel- ous. —The new Methodist Episcopal church at Yellow Creek, Bedford county, was dedicat- ed November 11th. After the sermon $365 was subscribed, which will pay all indebted- ness and leave about 100 to be used in furth- er improving the church property. The new structure cost $1,200. —The large stock and grain barn on the farm of John Smith, near Rathmel, was burned Saturday night, together with five head of cattle and the season’s crop of grain and hay. The loss will reach $5,000, unin- sured. The fire is attributed to incendiaries. Mr. Smith conducts a large general store at Rathmel. —Three young children of B. T. Gillmen, of Gaines, will carry through life badly dis- figured faces, as the result of a terrific gas explosion. The three victims were fortu- nate to escape with their lives. The ckildren wandered to the oil well and the oldest of the trio lighted a match, which cavsed the ex- plosion. —A movement has been inaugurated among the rolling mill men of Hollidaysburg for the establishing of a mutual burial asso- ciation. The membership fee will be 10 cents and each member is subject to an assessment of 10 cents when a death occurs. The death benefit is fixed at $50. It is said that 500 names have already been secured: —The dead body of Michael Osborn, who has been missing from Caledonia since Octo- ber 28th, was found by hunters in a deep cut near Weedville recently. It is supposed that Osborn, while intoxicated, fell out of the door of a shanty at that point and broke his neck. He was was over 60 years old and is survived by two sons. —The judicial vaeaney in Lycoming coun- ‘ty, created by the death. of Judge John J. Metzgar, three months ago, was filled: Mon- | day by the appointment of Max IL. Mitchell, || gressman-elect Elias Deemer. He is 34 years old and is a son of the late Rev: Thompson Mitchell. He will accept the appeintment and will hold his first court in December. —Considerable excitement has been caused at Indiana, by the alleged discovery that certain records in the prothonotary’s offices have been tampered with. The, judgments are alleged to have been changed in a dozen or more places, to extend the time they were in force, the erasures being very crudely done. The work was*®done five years ago, and no suspicion attaches to the officials then in charge. —Hon. John Dean, of Hollidaysburg, oue’ of the associate justices of the state supreme court, sailed from New York for Europe on. Thursday on the American liner St. Louis. He was accompanied by his wife and two daughters, Misses Anna and Elizabeth, and they will all spend the next two months in the southern part of France. Justice Dean has gone on the trip for the purpose of bene- fitting his health. —Miss Clara Odea, of Williamsport, who is visiting at the home of J. W. McDermott, in Jersey Shore, had an exciting adventure with a burglar Tuesday morning. She was rudely awakened by a man thrusting his band under the pillow on which lay her head. Miss Odea clutched the burglar’s arm and at the same time uttered several cries to alarm the household. The intruder tore himself from her grasp and escaped. The burglar was first in the room of Mrs, MeDer: - mott, who was also awakened in the same way, but she was too much frightened to give an alarm. : —The latter part of October the Altoona, iron company gave notice that on the 1st of | November the price for puddling would be re- duced from $4.25 to $3 00 per ton, and when that date arrived the iron workers refased to go to work. Saturday a compromise be- tween the company and the iron workers was effected, the price per ton heing $3.50 as ‘agreed upon, based on the present market value of iron, and, as it fluctnates, their . wages. will fluctuate. Thus, if iron raises . one-tenth of a cent a pound, or $2 per ton, they get'25 cents increase, and, vice versa, if it drops they will get a corresponding de- crease. —Bewildered by the noise of the approach- ing freight train on the Beech Creek rail- ‘road, about dusk last Friday evening, a good sized deer leaped onto the tracks, at a point near Forks, just in time to be caught and killed by the pilot of the engine, and a mor ment later the mangled form of the an- imal was cast to one side into the ditch. The train was stopped and some of the crew ran ‘back to where the carcass of the deer lay. It was so badly mangled, however, that'they made no attempt to save any of it. Some people who lived in the neighborhood, how= ever, lugged the oddly-slanghtered venison away. A strange coincidence in connection with the killing of this deer was the fact that on the west-bound trip,the day previous, | Engineer Atherton’s locomotive ran into and killed three cows which were asleep on the Forks, near where ‘the deer was killed, is not far from Snow ‘Shoe, in the vicinity of which deer are quite plentiful. i : » :