B:llefonte, Pa., March 16, 1900. Fat and Eloguence. A Combination that Startled a British Visitor. “It had been pointed out to me more than once,” said the visiting Englishman, “that one difference between Englishmen and Americans was that Englishmen, as a rule, are good conversationalists and Americans good speakers, but the fact was only fully impressed upon me at a dinner I attended some time ago. It was a large public dinner of the $15 a plate variety. There were all sorts of big men and famous after dinner speakers pres- ent. My seat was between a small man, who was entirely occupied with his friends on his right, and a large fat man on my left. As a neighbor at dinner the latter did not appeal to me. He kept a trifle too much of his face submerged in his plate for strictly good form. “But you know the expansive feeling that a noble dinner with good music gen- erates in one. We'd scarcely finished soup when some trifling thing occurred that suggested what seemed to me such a very clever bit of comment that I was obliged to share it with some one. I turn- ed to my right hand neighbor, but his meighbor was claiming all of his atten- tion. Then I turned to my left. The large fat man was finishing his bread stick and gazing anxiously at the waiters who were beginning to bring in the fish. He didn’t strike one as a promising sub- ject, but it was he or nothing, #0 I leaned over and let him have my clever bit of eomment. He withdrew his eyes from the incoming waiters long enough to give me a vacant stare and mutter ‘Aw—yes,” and plunged immediately into the turbot which was set before him. “¢] don’t scatter any more pearls be- fore that,” I said to myself. But a little later, just as the entrees were coming in, I had another happy idea. This one was a gem—as superior to my first as rubies to rhinestones. I looked about me in de- spair. My right hand neighbor was try- ing to talk to a man four seats above him. He was out of the question. I tried to go on with my dinner, but it wouldn't do. I felt like the poet's dark, unfathomed cave of ocean. I glanced to- ward my left. The fat man was oblivious and moist with labor. “ ‘No matter,’ I said, ‘this would awak- en the soul of a chimpanzee.” And watch- ing my opportunity I gave him my de- lightful idea straight between the eyes. He looked at me this time as though I bad awakened him from a sound sleep. ‘Aw—o0g—g— — — I dessay,” he mum- bled uneasily and went back to his plate like an arrow to its mark. “I tried to pay strict attention to my dinner from then on, but I’ve never been able to understand what was the matter with me that night. It was just as they were bringing in the nesselrode pudding. It wasn’t an idea, it was an inspiration— one of those things that come to a man once in a lifetime and make him famous if he happens to have a parliament or a mass meeting handy. There was no struggling with it. It was a case of find- ing a prompt outlet or of standing on my chair and shouting it to the crowd. I turned and addressed my right hand neighbor, but he was laughing so hard at something that had been said that he didn’t even hear. Then I turned to my left. He had opened his waistcoat. ¢ ‘Nevertheless,’ I said, ‘he is a human being.” And the next moment I had lean- ed over and grasped his arm, and my in- spiration was flashing out before him like the seven Pleiades. You'd have thought the beggar feared personal violence. All he said was, ‘Mm—m—yes, no doubt,’ in a worried tone and returned to his second plate of pudding. “ ‘Where else on earth outside of this blasted country,’ I said to myself as soon as I had stopped shuddering, ‘would any one run the risk of being put alongside that kind of an animal at a respectable public dinner? It was perfectly plain to me now. He had two stomachs instead of a soul. I wondered how he had got in and whether he’d snore loud enough to disturb the speakers when the cigars were lighted. “] wasn’t myself again until after the after dinner speaking was well under way. But those speeches were not to be resisted. They were the kind of after din- ner speeches that aren’t heard anywhere else in the world—eloquent, poetic, witty. graceful. “Finally, after half a dozen, the toast- master rose with the bubbling demeanor of a man who has something extra felici- tous up his sleeve. He was going to call upon a gentleman who needed no intro- duction before such an audience and on such an occasion, one under the spell of whose voice most of us had allowed our cigars to go out on numerous occasions before. It gave him profound pleasure to introduce— “Just then the beast at my left moved his chair, and I missed the name, but there was a roar from the tables. I turn- ed in my seat. Great Jupiter! The fat man was wiping his mouth and getting up on his feet. “They will throw the fool out,’ I said. But they didn’t. There was another roar from the tables; then a great stillness. “ ‘Gentlemen,’ said my revolting friend, buttoning up his waistcoat askew. With his first sentence he gathered the 300 of us together and for ten minutes held us in the hollow of his hand. For ten minutes we swung between laughter and the verge of tears, between holding our "breaths at visions and vowing to live and .die better citizens. It was the most won- .derful after dinner speech I ever heard, or ever hope or want to hear. And in that speech, only embellished and trans- formed out of all semblance to their orig- inal selves, were the three clever things I had fired at him during the course of the dinner.,”—New York Sun. Delightful Metaphors. Wisconsin is still lamenting the death of oné& of her ablest editors, a literary genius of Irish birth, whose specialty was the mixture of metaphors. He first achieved fame by this stinging reply to an offending contemporary: “Thus the black lie, issuing from his base throat, becomes a boomerang to his hand, and he is hoist by his own petard and finds himself a marked man.” In good time he went the way of the world. In a little antemortem obituary which he left on his desk he said: “We feel that our race is almost run. Like a tired runner, we shall soon cross the har- bor bar, and, casting aside the harness, ghall lie down upon that bourn “ffom whence no traveler returns.”—Collier’s Weekly. ~——subseribe for the WATCHMAN. Good Practice For Farm Work. “Yes,” said Farmer Corntossel, “let Josh go right ahead playin golf. I reck- on it'll do him good.” “You said you thought it was a waste of time yesterday,” said his wife. “I’ve changed my mind. If he keeps on practicin with them sticks a few years, mebbe there won't be so much danger of cuttin hisself when he tries tc handle a scythe.”—Washington Star. Contradictory. “I am a great admirer of Ben Jonson,” remarked the doctor. “Everything he tried to do was well done.” “And yet,” said the professor, “I have always heard kim spoken of as rare Ben Jonson.”—Chicago Tribune. A man should not be called a pretzel simply because he belongs to the Prus- sian diet.—St. Paul Globe. [cebergs in the Atlantic sometimes last for 200 years. Resolutions of Respect. Passed by Centre Lodge No. 153, I. 0. O. F. on the Death of John R. Sheffler. Four times during the present fiscal year of Centre Lodge No. 153, I. O. O. F. have thie members been called upon to follow the remains of a deceased brother to the grave. The last to pass away was Past Grand John R. Sheffler whose remains they followed to their last resting place in Union cemetery on Monday Feb. 19th, 1900. While we remember his sterling integ- rity, hic upright and honest life, his un- swerving devotion to the principles of our beloved order, his kind and unspotted ex- ample of love and fidelity to his family, his character and sincerity as a teacher in our common schools for more than thirty years proving a powerfal incentive tothe ennobling and uplifting of the youth en- trusted to his care. We extend to the be- reaved family our heartfelt sympathy in this their sorrow, recommending them to place their trust and keeping in Him who is too wise to err, and doeth all things so well that not even a sparrow falls to the ground without His notice. Resting as- sured that only in proportion as we live the life of the good Samaritan are we do- ing the will of the Master. A. LUKENBACH, JoHN G. DUBBS, JOHN I. OLEWINE. Committee. Low Rates to Washington and Balti. more. Special Ten-day Excursions Via Pennsylvania Rail- road. The Pennsylvania railroad company has arranged for two low-rate ten-day excur- sions from Pittsburg and points in Western Pennsylvania to Washington March 15th and May 10th. Round-trip tickets will be sold at rates quoted below, good going on special train indicated, or on train No 4, leaving Pittsburg at 8:30 p. m., and car- rying through sleeping cars to Washington. Special train of through parlor cars and coaches will be run on the following schedule. Train leaves. Rate. Bellefonte (via Tyrone)........ 9.53a.m. 7.25 Carwensyille.......c.ieeuicscissnn 9.15 7.25 Clearfield...... “798 7.25 Philipsburg oo 10:21 He 7.25 Osceola 1023 7.25 Tyrone.... . 1203p.m. 7.25 Huntingdon........ccuiececcc snares 12.35 ¢ 7.25 Washington Tlg He ee Tickets will be good returning on any regular train, except the Pennsylvania Limited,until March 24th and May 19th,in- clusive, respectively, and to stop off at Bal- timore within limit. Holders of special excursion tickets to Washington can purchase, at the railroad ticket offices in Washington, excursion tickets to Richmond at rate of $4.00, and to Old Point Comfort (all rail) at $6.00; from pursers of the Norfolk and Washing- ington steamboat company excursion tick- ets (not including meals and staterooms on steamers) to Old Point Comfort or Norfolk, Va., at $3.50, and to Virginia Beach, at $4.50; Washington to Mount Vernon and return, via Electric railway, 50 cents. Should the number of passengers not be sufficient to warrant the running of a spec- ial train, the company reserves the right to carry participants on regular train. Tickets on sale at all stations mentioned above. For full information apply to Thomas E. Watt, passenger agent. western district, Fifth Avenue and Smithfield street, Pitsburg. 45-7-4t. ~ Not at All ““Willie,”” asked his mother, ‘‘are you making the baby cry?”’ ‘‘No’m,”’ replied the boy. ‘I’m hold- in’ my hand over her mouth to make her stop.”’ WHAT'S YOUR FACE WORTH ?—Some- times a fortune. but never, if you have a sallow complexion, a jaundiced look, moth patches and blotches on the skin, all signs of Liver Trouble. But Dr. King’s New Life Pills give Clear Skin, Rosy Cheeks, Rich Complexion. Only 25 cents at Green’s drug store. What Shall We Have for Dessert? This question arises in the family every day. Let us answer it to day. Try Jell-O, a delicious and healthful desert. Prepared in two minutes. No boiling! No baking! Add boiling water and set to cool. Flavors:—Lemon, Orange, Raspberry and Strawberry. At your grocers. 10 cts. 45-7 What Do the Children Drink? Don’t give them tea or coffee. Have you tried the new food drink called GRAIN-O? It is de- licious and nourishing and takes the place of cof- fee. The more GRAIN-O you give the children the more health you distribute through their sys- tems. GRAIN-O is made of pure grains, and when properly prepared tastes like the choice grades of coffee but costs about { as much. All grocers sell it. 15¢. and 25¢. 44-50-1y wnat ‘Tourists. Winter Excursion to Summer Lands. The Iron Mountain route announces the sale of winter excursion tickets to various points in Ar- kansas, Louisiana, Texas, Old and New Mexico, Arizona and California. For rates, descriptive pamphlets, etc., address J. R. James, acting cen- tral passenger agent, 905 Park Building, Pitts- burg, Pa. Nome City, Alaska, Is twenty-eight hundred miles from Seattle, via ocean. It is said to be the richest gold field dis- covered up to this time. The first steamer will leave Seattle on or about May 10th, 1900. For full particulars, maps, ete., address W. S. Howell, General Eastern Passenger Agent, Chicago, Mil- waukee & St. Paul Railway, 381 Broadway, New York, or John R. Pott, District Passenger Agent, Williamsport, Pa. Medical. Tailoring. Travelers Guide. £5 a A EC Dr. Salm, PEN TY OF IT. LOTS MC““ PROOF LIKE THIS AND IT IS ALL FROM BELLE- FONTE PEOPLE. “The proof of the pudding is in the eating of it.” If any city or town in the Union has sufficient proof on the following subject it is Bellefonte. Genuine merit is finding its reward in the hearty endorsements of local citizens. When people right here at home, friends and neighbors of our read- ers give statements like the fol- lowing for publication, it is proof convining for the most skep- tical. Read this testimony : Mr. W. E. Hines, of No. 1 Beaver Row, locomotive engineer, says: “I was suffering from an acute lameness in my back, aud a dull, lingering aching over my kidneys. I telt it in my head also and there were pains over my eyes and in the top and back of my head and in the upper part of my spine. I was afraid I would not be able to attend to my duties as I was on night work and had to get some rest in the day time, for on account of my back and these pains I could not rest well. I read about Doan’s Kidney Pills and ob- tained them from the Bush house drug store. They proved to be just the remedy I required and they removed the whole trouble.” Doan’s Kidney Pills for sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Mail- ed by Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N.Y. Sole agent for the U.S. Re- member the name Doan’s and take no substitute. Roofing. A LEAKING ROOF ISA PESKY NUISANCE. W. H Miller, Allegheny Street, Bellefonte, Pa., puts on new or repairs old slate roofs at the lowest prices. Estimates on new work gladly fur- nished. 42-38 For Sale, Rox FARMS. J. HARRIS HOY, Manager, Office, No. 8 So. Allegheny St. Bellefonte, Pa. Horses, Cows, Sheep, Shoats, Young Cat- tle and Feeders for sale at all times. 43-15-1y Meat Marikets. J. H Gross, * FINE MERCHANT TAILORING. High St., next door to Centre county Bank Buildin: BELLEFONTE, PA. The Latest Patterns in Spring and Summer Suit- ings for Men are now on Display, and the Prices wi 44-28-1y vill Suit you. Spouting. ENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD AND BRANCHES. Schedule in eftect Nov. 20th, 1899. VIA TYRONE—WESTWARD. Leave Bellefonte, 9.53 a. m., arrive at Tyrone 11.10 a. m., at Altoona, 1.00 p. m., at Pittsburg, 5.50 p. m. Leave Bellefonte 1.05 p. m., arrive at Tyrone, 2.16 p. m., at Altoona, 3.10 p. m., at Pittsburg, 6.55 m Pp. m. Leave Bellefonte, 4.44 p. m., arrive at Tyrone, 6.00, at Altoona, 7.35, at Pittsburg at 11.30. VIA TYRONE—EASTWARD. Leave Bellefonte, 9.53 a. m., arriveat Tyrone 11.10, at Harrisburg, 2.40 p. m., at Philadel- phia, 5.47. p. m. |rouTiye ! SPOUTING ! SPOUTING! SPOUTING ! SPOUTING ! W. H. MILLER, Allegheny St. - - BELLEFONTE, PA. Leave Bellefonte, 1.05 p. m., arrive at Tyrone, 2.15 a. m., at Harrisburg, 6.45 p. m., at Phila- delphia, 10.20 p. m. Leave Bellefonte, 4.44 p. m., arrive at Tyrone, 6.00 at Harrisburg, at 10.00 p. m. VIA LOCK HAVEN—NORTHWARD, Leave Bellefonte, 9.32 a. m., arrive at Lock Haven, 8 a. . Leaye Bellefonte, 1.42 p. m., arrive at Lock Haven 2.43 p. m., arrive at Wiiliamsport, 3.50 p. m. Leave Bellefonte, at 8.31 p. m., arrive at Lock Ha- ven, at 9.30 p. m. VIA LOCK HAVEN—EASTWARD. Repairs Spouting and subplies New | Leave Bellefonte, 9.32 a. m., arrive at Lock Haven Spouting at prices that wi a guarantee of satisfaction with it. 24-38 Prospectus. z 1 astonish you. His workmen are all skilled mechanics and any of his work carries 10.30, leave Williamsport, 12.40 p. m., arrive at Harrisburg, 3.20 p. m., at Philadelphia at 6.23 p.m. Leave Bellefonte, 1.42 p. m., arrive at Lock Haven 2.43 p. m.,, arrive at Williamsport, 3.50, leave 4.00 p. m., Harrisburg, 6.55 p. m. i i ax a, 8, p. m., Philadelphia Leave Bellefonte, 8.31 p. m., arrive at Lock Ha- ven, 9.30 p. m., leave Williamsport, 12.48 a. m., arrive at Harrisburg, 3.55 a. m., arrive at ATENTS. TRADE MARKS, DESIGNS, COPYRIGHTS, Ete. - 50 YEARS’ EXPERIENCE Philadelphia at 6.52 a. m. VIA LEWISBURG. Leave Bellefonte, at 6.40 a. m., arrive at Lewis- burg, at 9.05 a. m., Montandon, 9.15, Harris. burg, 11.30 a. m., Philadelphia, 3.17 p. m. Leave Bellefonte, 2.15 p. m., arrive at Lewisburg, 4.47, at Harrisburg, 6.55 p. m., Philadelphia at (GET THE BEST MEATS. You save nothing by buying, poor, thin or gristly meats. I use only the LARGEST, FATTEST, CATTLE, and supply ry customers with the fresh- est, choicest, best blood and muscle mak- ing Steaks and Roasts, My prices are 20 higher than poorer meats are else- where. I always have ——DRESSED POULTRY,— Game in season, and any kinds of good meats you want. Try My Sor. P. L. BEEZER. High Street, Bellefonte. 43-3¢-Iy AVE IN YOUR MEAT BILLS. There is no reason why you should use poor meat, or pay exorbitant prices for tender, juicy steaks. Good meat is abundant here- abouts, because good cattle, sheep and calves are to be had. WE BUY ONLY THE BEST and we sell only that which is good We don't promise to give it away, but we will furnish you OOD MEAT, at prices that you have paid elsewhere for very poor. ——GIVE US A TRIAL— andsee if you don’t save in the long run and have better Meats, Poultry and Game (in sea- son) than have been furnished you. GETTIG & KREAMER, i Pa. Bush House Block. 44-18 Anyone sending a sketch and description may 10.20 p. m. quickly ascertain our opinion free whether an = jovenunp ih probanl y Datentahis. Communica- TYRONE AND CLEARFIELD, R. R. tions strictly confidential. Oldest agency fi iin Moy g y for JoRTHWAED, SOUTHWARD, Patents taken through Munn & Co., receive | & g 3 ; special notice in the 2 md % [Nov. 20th, 1899 E ~5 8 0 SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN——o | | f} | = : EB |RE| 3 A handsomely illustrated weekly. Largest eircu- | * i A lation of any scientific journal. Terms, §3 a year; four months, $1. Sold oy all newsdealers. P.M.| P. M. | A. M. M. P.M : 7200 320 8 20 55 610 361 Broadway, New York City. | 7 26] 3 26] 8 26 49 6 04 Branch office 625 F St., Washington, D. C. 3 2 5% : 2 6 02 y L 741) 340] 842 3s rn 7 5 344) 847 8 35 5 48 Travelers Guide. eB $y 5 39 8 3 69] 9 05|.. 8 20 5 32 804 403 909 8 14 5 25 506) 405 911 811 5 21 (CENTRAL RAILROAD OF PENNA. [gy $35 §1%Fowelton...| 808 5 19 191......Osceola...... 5 08 Condensed Time Table. 819 416 : > ; oon Janes 285 3% sm 42 om si Steiners. 7 51 i 5 ..Philipsburg... READ DOWN Suir. Bist. HB Reap up. 3 3 : 2 9 45 IEE 7 i 1 ® an. 21st, 19800. 9 50|.....Blue Ball... 74 No 1|{No 5/No 3 No 6/No 4/No2 | 8 42| 4 40| 9 56|...Wallaceton ...|] 7 36 1 2 : y 3 = 5 0 ¥ i airs 731 4 34 a. m, p. m.|p. m, Lve. AT.|p. m.|p. m. |. m, 6 454 10 11]. i ER 13° $7105 30/1 40 BELLEFONTE! lr al oy anol). i i> 722 6 42/2 52. Hasna d (A108... arrett...... 1% 4 20 7 28 6 48] 2 58 3 451) 921 | 9 09 5 07] 10 26. : tls 7 33| 6 53 3 03[. 446/916 {011 214 10 29 is Hd 7 35| 6 55) 3 0... 444/914 | 9 20 518 10 33 » 10 7 39 6 59| 3 09|...Hublersburg...| 8 32| 4 40| 910 | 9 25| 5 37| 10 41 70 2.50 7 43) 7 03| 3 13|...Snydertown.....| 8 28| 4 36| 9 06 5 13] 10 50 9 20 7 46] 7 06 . 4331 9 03 ..| 5511058 Son wi'B 32 Imn 430000] | 587 11 04 G 8 10. ey : 2 7 1s : z Gintondai.. ni: P.M.| P. M. | A. M. |Ar. Lv. Pp. Mm. . ‘P.M. Krider's Siding.| 8 12| 4 19| 8 49 BAL 8 02| 7 24| 3 32|...Mackeyville....| 8 06 4 13| 8 43 . D ¥AGLE VaLLEY BRaNon, 8 08| 7 30| 3 38...Cedar Spring...| 7 59] 4 07 8 37 WESTWARD; EASTWARD. 8 10| 7 32| 3 40|......... Salona....... 7 57| 4 os 835 | | & 2 | 8 8 15] 7 37| 3 45|..MILLHALL...|y7 52lt4 00lt8 30 | 5 | Nov. 20th, 1800.) o | £ | 2 (Beech Creek I. ] "50 HK 3 = 3 3 ait Jersey RT 3 25| 7565 Tn = = = 2 5|Arr. ve| 2 50| $7 25 | B-M.| P. M. .| A. M. | P. M. |P.M. F12 34/#11 30|Lve } WMOPORY 50 2 30| *6 55 | © ol 2 810] 12 30/7 16 (Phila. & Reading Ry.) } 50 2 09 8 16 12 36/7 21 829 7 09]rueecnnee PHILA....c...oonne. ts 3611 36 | L501 200 SO lounge 12 447 29 10 40] 19 30|......... NEW YORK......... +4 30] 39 00 | 5 2leweueer 8 30| 12 50/7 35 (Via Phila.) oo passer 8 33] 12 52|7 38 p. m.la. m.|Arr. Lve.la. m.lp. m. | 253 7 21 g 55 12 54/7 40 1 00{7 47 *Daily. tWeek Days. £6.00 P. M. Sundays. : a 1 2 3 2 1 0617 b4 110.55 A. M. Sunday. 503 123 907 1 ne » PriApELPHIA SLEEPING CAR attached to East- : 2 1 3 915 1308 20 bound train from Williamsport at 11.30 P. M, and | 4 44| 7 05 918 1338 23 West-bound from Philadelphia at 11.36. Lo 1 yO rus J. W. GEPHART. 425) 12 48 9 49 : als 5 General Superintendent. 3 2 ir 9 53| 2 08|8 5b 9 59 2 14/9 01 : % 2 2 2k Ea; Jeville .- 10 08| 2 23|9 10 ec a ERSONALLY CONDUCTED 3 51] 12 16 9 01|... Mill Hallrv| 10 22| 3 319 24 TOURIST EXCURSIONS 349i. cciine 8 59|...Flemington...| 10 24| 2 39/9 26 8 45| 12 10| 8 55(...Lock Haven..| 10 30| 2 43/9 30 iS P.M.| P. M. | A, M. |Lv. Arr.| A. wm. | P.M. [P.M ISBURG & TYRO RA AD. EASTWARD, Nov. 20th 1899. WESTWARD CALIFORNIA MATL. | BXF. MAIL EXP STATIONS. GREAT Rt AM» ROCK ISLAND ROUTE. Leave Chicago every Thursday via Colorado Springs and Scenic Route to San Francisco and Los Angeles. Southern Route leaves Chicago every Jaesasy Sia aso to Los Kansas City, Ft. Worth and E Angeles. These Excursion Cars are attached to Fast Pas- senger Trains, and their popularity is evi- dence that we offer the best. Accompany these Excursions and SAVE MONEY tor the lowest rate tickets aro available in these POPULAR PULLMAN TOURIST CARS .Swengle. «... Barber... Mifflinburg.. . Vicksburg irs Biehl..... od Lewisburg... - sstrnbesce Montandon.......... eae eRE E32 8ARERES8aS BAR es i RENNER ES RI RE ERNE ROLE EIR” ND DOD = aT a aT oJ J =J oJ =F =J =I 0 00 00 00 G0 00 G0 30 00 AV WV © * BREA ES RAEN ARES En REE BEERS” ei Ar el CREO REESE EE IIa RENE REA8RES” CT ODOR NPP IIIT T TT JIT HD* al oo ® > R > = < For full description of this service and the benefits given its patrons, address H. S. RAY, 111 South 9th 8t., Philadelphia. JOHN SEBASTIAN, G. P. A, Chicago, Ill. 44-47-4m PLESDID TRAIN SERVICE DENVER, AND ALL SALT LAKE CITY, :PRISCIPAL TOAND FROM = WESTERN SAN FRANCISCO, POINTS PORTLAND, ..VIA THE... DIRECT SERVED ROUTE UNION PACIFIC A-LA-CARTE. p STEAM HEAT. PACIFIC COAST. PINTSCHLIGHT Two trains daily to and from Denver and Colorado points. Two trains daily to and from San Francisco and California points. Two trains daily to and from Salt Lake City and Utah points. One train daily to and from Portland and North Pacific Coast points, with direct con- nections for Tacoma and Seattle. DOUBLE DRAWING ROOM PALACE SLEEPING CARS, BUFFET SMOKING AND LIBRARY CARS, ORDINARY SLEEPING CARS, DINING CARS, CHAIR CARS. | A.M. | Pp. LEWISBURG & TYRONE RAILROAD. EASTWARD, UPPER END, WESTWARD, og d 9 og Q % | HX |Nov.20th,1899.. ¥ | J = = = = P.M. | A.M, nt 430 920 "a do)..... 415) 9 03 5 00|...... 4 10| 8 57 5 06...... 4 04) 851 5 10l...... 369 845 5 15/...... 3 bi 839 5 23|...... 3'49| 833. Furnace Road.| 1052] 5 31( 3 44| 8 26|....Dungarvin...| 11 01} 5 39|..... 3 37| 8 18{Warrior's Mark| 11 10{ 5 47|...... veers 3 30, 8 09!..Pennington...| 11 20 5 56|...... cnine 3 21| 17 58.......8tover.......| 11 32| 6 07]. aeseis 3 15| 17 50|..... Tyrone......| 11 40! 6 15...... P. M. | A. Mm. |Lve. Tr. A.M. | P.M. BELLEFONTE & SNOW SHOE BRANCH. Time Table in effect on and after July 10, 1899. Nov IN BELLEFONTE! A MAN EMINENT IN HIS PROFESSION, AND KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE STATE AS ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL LIVING SPECIALISTS. DR. M. SALM OCULIST AND AURIST, HAS LOCATED PERMANENTLY IN BELLEFONTE, Orrice: No. 21, NorTH ALLEGHENY STREET. DISEASES OF THE EYE, EAR, NOSE, THROAT, LUNGS Treated Seientifically by Modern Methods and Late Discoveries Known Only to the Most Advanced Men in Medicine. Start- ling and Seemingly Impossible Feats Are Every Day Oc- currrences at Dr. Salm’s Office. SPEGIALTY, NERVOUS AND PRIVATE DISEASES. NEW TREATMENT FOR CATARRHAL DEAF- NESS, a large percentage of which is now curable. It is not the length of time, but the change in the ear, that makes the case curable or incurable. Dr. Salm can tell in five minutes whether you can be cured or not. Noise in the ears stoppeg. Discharging ears permanently cured CATARRH OF THE HEAD AND THROAT re- lieved by mild and painless treatment. Im- provement immediate. Polypus of the Nose and Enlarged Tonsils removed by painless method. Granulated Sore Throat, Loss of Voice, Disease of the Nose and Throat quickly and permanently cured. LUNG TROUBLES, Chronic Cough, Pains in the Chest Shortness of Breath, Bronchitis, Asthma. By the new Inhalation Method, the Medica- ments are applied directly to the parts affected. Constitutional treatment employed when re- quired. CROSS EYES STRAIGHTENED, Tumors of the Lids removed. Cataracts extracted, Granulated Eyelids, Closure of the Tear Ducts, Wild Hairs, all Prooases of the Eyes successfully treated. CONSULATION AND PRELIMINARY EXAMINATION, FREE, HOURS, 9A. M.TO5P. M. No Incurable CasesyTaken. Dr. Moritz Salm was born, raised and educated in Germany. His diploma was indorsed bins Bellevue Hospital Medical College of New York City, by the Jefferson Medical College of Phil- adelphia, by the State Board of Medical Regents of New York State, and by the Ohio Board of Medical Examiners. Considering that these indorsements can be obtained only by one of the most strict examinations imaginable, in all branches of medicine and surgery, his diploma is one of the very best. The Doctor's diploma and registration papers are open for inspection. He is also an author of repute, having written a great many works, some of which are text books. Among them are “Four Hundred Cataract Operations,” ‘The Successful Treat- ment of Nasal Catarrh,” “The Successful Treas- ment of Severe Cases of Stomach Trouble,” «Hcw to Avoid Consumption in Families where it is Thought to be Hereditary," The Difficulties In the Successful Treatment of Deafness,” and others. A RECORD OF SUCCESS. For several years the people of the State of Pennsylvania have been by the results obtained by an eminent medical scientist in the treatment of eye and ear dis- eases and chronic ailments. The deaf have been made to hear, the blind have had their sight restored, and the afflicted have been cured of dread disease in all its forms. The newspapers have recited romances in the cold facts, narrat- ing the details of these wonderful cures. These innovations are the results of the latest dis- coveries of a man eminent in the search of knowledge in the field of science. Dr. Salm, professor of a new method of curing deafness and catarrh, and probably the most successful living specialist in chronic and 8 ecial diseases of men and women, has decided to locate in Bellefonte, and the people of this city and sur- rounding country will now be afforded the ad- vantage of all the skill that modern medical skill can offer. NOT MIRACLES, BUT SCIENCE. Dr. Salm does not pretend to work miracles, though what seems almost such, nor does he pretend to cure everything, but he does cure every case he un- dertakes. He makesa thorough examination in every case, and if incuranle will say so. This is the reason for his most remarkable success— he knows what he cAaN do. The Doctor finds about 90 per cent. of all cases of deafness amen- able to treatment, and many cases of other chronic diseases that have been pronounced incurable yield at the hands of this skilled physician. LIMITS HIS WORK TO THE EYE, EAR, NOSE, THROAT AND LUNGS. Dr. Salm belongs to the up-to-date class of medi- cal men, who believe it is impossible for one man to know it all, and he advocates the ap- portioning of the different branches of medical science amongst those who are willing to devote themselves solely to their respective special- ties. This means a thoroughness which, with all that is now known in medicine, would be impossible to the physician who undertakes to master it all. ‘Better he master of one thing," says Dr. Salm, ‘than a jack-at-all-trades and master at none.” Mix | Mix | Stations. | Mix | Mix 5 45] 9 &3|Lv....... Bellefonte......... Ar.| 9 32] 5 20 5 55| 10 01].... ...Milesburg. | 918] 5 05 6 05) 10 04. Snow Shoe Int. ..| 9 15| 4 56 f6 15/10 14]. School House.. ..|f8 55|f4 33 f6 19|10 18|.... Gum Stump.... ..|f8 560|f4 27 7 27| 11 26/Ar........ Snow Shoe........ Lv.| 7 30| 8 15 P. M.| A. M. A. M.|P. M. “f* stop on signal. Week days only. J. B. HUTCHINSON, 3 R. WOOD. General Manager. General Passenger Agent. For Time Tables,] Folders, Illustrated Books, Pamphlets, descriptive of the territory traversed call on your nearest agent or address. 44-47-m E. L. LOMAX, Gen'l Pass. and Ticket Agent* OMAHA, NEB. JJ ELLEFONTE CENTRAL RAIL- ROAD. Schedule to take effect Monday, Apr. 3rd, 1899. WESTWARD EASTWARD read down read up tNo.5|tNo.8|No- | STATIONS. ling gl4No. 4] 6 + P. M. | A.M. [A.M Lv. Ar. ja. m |p x P.M. 4 15| 19 30/6 30|.... Bellefonte ...| 8 50 2 40|¢ 40 4 21) 10 37/6 35 i 8 40| 2 25(6 30 4 25| 10 42/6 38 8 37] 2 22(6 27 4 28 10 47|6 43|.. 885 2 17(6 23 4 33] 10 51(6 46 8 31] 2 10/6 21 4 36] 10 56/6 50 8 28) 2 06/6 18 4 40| 11 026 55 8 24 2 (0/6 14 4 43] 11 05(7 00 8 20] 1565/6 10 4 45 11 08|7 03|....Lambourn....| 8 18 1 52/6 7 4 55 11 207 12|....Krumrine..... 8 07 1 37|5 52 5 00) 11 357 25|..State College... 8 00 T 30 5 45 B Ch| 11 24.7 21!seeees Strubles....... 7 45) 1 34(F op 5 10 7 81|...Bloomsdorf...| 7 40 5 20 5 15 I? 35/Pine Grove Cro.| 7 35 Trains from Montandon, Lewisburg, Williams pt Lock Haven and Tyrone connect with train os. 3 and 5 for State College. Trains from State College connect with Penn’a. R. R. trains at Bellefonte. 1 Daily, except Sunday. F. H. THOMAS Supt. A MASTER IN HIS LINE. That Dr. Salm is a master of the branch he has chosen for his life work is shown by the results he has attained. He not only performs all operations known to these organs, but he is the inventor of several surgical appliances, now generally adopted, and the originator of meth- ods of treatment before unknown, and which, in some respects, revolutionize the science of medicine in these branches. WHAT HE DOES. Dr. Salm makes a specialty of Catarrhal Diseases In this changeable climate but few people are not afflicted with this disease, and in many it assumes alarming forms. Many cases of long Standifig sronbles in the head, throat or bronchial tubes which until now have been simply annoy- ing and not seemingly dangerous, have become more marked, and the result is a stopped-up- head, or a constant tickling in the throat, with cough that gradually works down on the ungs. IMPORTANCE OF TIMELY TREATMENT. Fortunately people are realizing the importance of early attention to catarrhal disease, that b, proper timely treatment the worst is prevented. ut too often still it is neglected and itis not out of place here to call attention to this mat- ter. If you have any symptoms of catarrh, go at once to a specialist and have it cured. It can be done and save much trouble in the end, for it is a progressive disease, aggravated and made worse each succeeding season. Office will be open on and after Wednesday March 14th. Hours: 9 a m. 12; 1 p. m. to 5; 7to8p.r.. NoSunday hours. Consulta- tion, Free. No Incurable Cases taken. Cor- respondence with out-of-town cases invited. 45-10-1y experiencing revelation after revelation, caused -