Democrat: Wan BY P. GRAY MEEK. Ink Slings. —The linseed oil trust is the latest com- bination of monopolists that has been formed to prey on the people of the coun- try. -——Governor HASTINGS' retirement from office has left the 574,801 men who voted for him November 6th, 1894, much wiser than they were the day they recorded their ballots for him. —Oh, MATTHEW STANLEY QUAY, do you think that you can stay, or has your senatorial cake turned into dough; you’ve been a dandy in your day; but that plam tree was the wrong lay, and it begins to look as if you would have to go. —1If reports can be relied upon it is be- ginning to look very much as if Secretary ALGER is the man who wanted to assail Mires. His reported efforts to have the President dismiss the case with an official reprimand point to such a conclusion. —Governor-elect STONE does well to assert his friendship for Senator QUAY. The latter made STONE Governor and it is a question whether the people of Pennsyl- vania wouldn’t rather see their chief execu- tive man enough t0 stand up under a bad load than a base ingrate. —The out-put of beer in the United States during 1898 was in amount equal to about one half a barrel for every man, wo- man and child. It is a great pity this in- formation could not have been given out a year ago, for there are lots of fellows who will be kicking now because they -didn’t drink their share. —The Hon. GEORGE A. JENKS has just announced that he believes it to be his duty to the State and the country to throw his strength to any candidate who can de- feat QUAY—in the event that there is no possibility of being elected himself. It is like the honorable old gentleman to think of the people’s interests before personal as- pirations. —The Philadelphia Democrats still ap- pear to be in a condition of discouraging decrepitude. How they can expect the country Democracy to have any respect for them is more than the average mind can comprehend. If our party could only be made right in the Quaker city it would not be so hopelessly weak as a factor in state results. —CHARLES P. EAGEN, more than any other man living to-day, has reason to ap- preciate the truthfulness of WILL CARLE- TON’S words: ‘‘Boys flying kites pull in their white winged birds. We can’t do so when weare flying words.”” His apology to the war investigating committee and his , revision of his report will never efface the malicious, undignified and scurrilous at- tack he made on Gen. MILES." —Crawford county lays claim to having the oldest goose in the country. The an- tique specimen of the genus anser is in the possession of ABRAM GUISS and is 60 years old. Last spring she laid four eggs and hatched out so many goslings. We have a lot of old geese here in Centre county, but they don’t lay eggs. They borrow other people’s newspapers, then cackle away because the editor doesn’t run it to suit them. —The concentrated efforts of Republican- ism prevented the return of Hon. WILLIAM L. WiLsoN to Congress, after he had been recognized as the Democratic leader in that body and had framed a tariff bill that net- ted the government more revenue than the DINGLEY measure is doing. But brains surmount the paltry practices of politi- cians and Mr. WILSON is now president of Washington and Lee university and it is reported that he will soon be called to the presidency of Yale. —The latest diplomatic reports from China bear the interesting information that the Emperor of the celestials is devoting his time to training goats and monkeys and Lt HUNG CHANG is suffering with swelled legs. Probably the Chinese are better off with conditions as they are. Certainly it must be happier for them to have the grand pea-cock bedecked yellow jacketed pooh-bah of the Empire suffering with swelled legs than being lorded over because of a swelled head. —The Houtzdale Journal is not very much pleased wish the action of Representa- tive FRANK G. HARRIS, of Clearfield county, in having gone into the QUAY caucus when a majority of his constituents are against ‘‘the old man.” The Journal says that ‘‘consistency and HARRIS are total strangers and always have been.” Since the recalcitrant Representative was instructed to vote for Col. E. A. IRVIN by the convention that nominated him and he has so soon forgotten the instructions it is quite likely that he and the Colonel are strangers also. --After former Governor HASTINGS gets settled in New York for the month’s stay he expects to make in that city before re- turning to his home in this place he will probably realize to the fullest extent the significance of WHITTIER’S words : ‘‘Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, it might have been.”” Had the Gov- ernor displayed the same stamina during the early part of his administration that characterized the latter part of it there might have been but one ballot for United States Senator by the Pennsylvania Legis- lature and that ballot might have resulted in sending him to represent his State in the upper house of Congress. Opportunity is all the right man needs, but it is often wasted by the wrong one. | _— Tm ~