Deworvaic; Wacom Bellefonte, Pa., May 14, 1897. HOEING AND FRAYING. Said Farmer Jones in a whining tone, To his good old neigbnor Gray, * “I’ve worn my knees nigh through to the bone, But it ain’t no use to pray. “Your corn looks just as nice as mine, Though yon don’t pretend to be A shinin’ light inthe church to shine, And tell salvation’s free. “I've prayed to the Lord a thousand times For to make that ere corn grow ; An’ why yourn beats it so an! climbs, I’ gin a deal to know.” Said Farmer Gray to his neighbor Jones, In his easy quiet way ; “When prayers get mixed with lazy bones, They don’t make farmin’ pay. “Your weeds, I notice, are good an’ tall In spite of all your prayers; You may pray for corn till the heavens fall, If you don’t dig up the tares. “I mix my prayers with a little toil, Along in every row; An’ I work this mixture into the soil Quite vig’rous with a hoe. “An’ I've discovered, though still in sin, As sure as you are born, This kind of compost well worked in ~ Makes pretty decent corn. “So while I'm praying I use my hoe, An’ do my level best To keep down-the weeds along each row, An’ the Lord does the rest. “It’s well to pray both night and morn, As every farmer knows ; But the place to pray for thrifty corn Is right between the rows. “You must use your hands while praying tho, If an answer you would get; | For prayer-worn knees an’ a rusty hoe, Never raised a big crop yet. ‘An’ so I believe, my good old friend, If you mean to win the day, From plowing clean to the harvest’s end, You must hoe as well as pray. CONCEPCION. She was counting the pieces of soiled table linen, and the washer-woman’s boy who waited outside thought she was long about it. “Uno, dos, tres, cuatro—"" She dropped the napkins slowly. To tell the truth her thoughs were far from that pile of soiled clothes. “Cinco, seis, siete, ocho—-"" “Mexicanos, al grito de guerra, El acero aprestad y el bridon.” Concepcion dangled the last napkin from the tips of her slender brown fingers. “Y retiemble en sus centros la tierra, Al sonoro rugir dei canon,” It was Guadulupe singing in the garden. She loved to hear him sing the national hymn. The eighth napkin floated down to join its seven brothers and Concepcion forgot there was a whole weck’s change of tablecloths and the extras from two dinner parties yet to be counted. : “Cina, oh patria, tus sienes de oliva De Lkupaz el areangel divino—?" “Aye, aye, aye! Are you ever going to count those pieces, muchacha 2’ It was the washer-woman’s hoy roused to a complaint. “Nueve, dicz, once, doce——=" She hurried and the task was completed. | She stood looking out across the garden. In the morning sunlight it seemed a gay blanket spread out to air—a jumbled mass of roses, red and yellow and pink, relieved by the deep green of leaves and grass ; over and through all the scents of orange blossoms and of the “floripondio.”’ Guadalupe’s song had sunk to a martial murmur but he still held to the air. Con- cepcion watched him as he busied himself in arranging the unruly tendrils of the ‘“‘madre-selva’’ that climbed over the gar- den wall. He was little and lithe and slender built Indian all over. She watched his hands as they darted here aud there like active brown lizards among the greenery. Con- cepcion knew that slim and narrow as those fingers were they had twice the strength of the big white dedos of the American, She started to find herself comparing the two. Yet in her mind they were always side by side, master and man. Guadalupe and Harvey. Harvey was the senor of the house : a tall, loose-jointed, thoroughly American American, very different from his widowed mother. She was an invalid, one of those who revel in complaints and air with pride the vast array of afflictions with which sym- pathetic doctors accredit them. She lay all day long in her easy-chair and read sombre-bound medical journals, Every twenty-four hours added some complica- tion to her ailments. The son had bought a country house in Mixcoac, a suburb con- nected with Mexico City by several branches of the District Street Railway. He hoped the flowers and sunshine would bring his complaining mother to health. Senator James, the dead father, was ‘Old Cow-hide Boot " to all Washington. He was a Western man, one who had come up by brains alone, from a miner's post to a position of honor in Congress. Though much polished hy society he had never quite lost that easy freedom of speech and action that marks those born west of the Mississippi. And this son—vice consul- reneral to Mexico—was his father’s own photograph. He was like him, too, in his western ways, and in his absolute disregard for all class barriers. 3 Concepcion stood comparing Harvey and Guadalupe, the gardener. Con i v but fhe chamber maid. London 935 ike her face, Harvey,” Mrs. James had said. ‘‘She’s ca villi SE PS cpl and w illing, and “I like her face, tambien ; I'd rather have a half competent hut pretty servant than a wholly capable ugly one. By Jove, I’ve got an eye for the beautiful ma.” Mrs. James looked keenly at her long- limbed son stretched on the sofa, but he was watching the circles of cigarette smoke above his head and missed her glance. And while he watched the scattering dim blue mist 1t resolved itself into a face—a fair, brown face, with eyes dark and downcast, a red mouth, well arched above the sensi- tive, drooping corners, the bro d, proud forehead, crowned with masses of straight, black hair. : Concepcion, as she stood in the doorway watching the gardener, wasalmost as beau- tiful as his dream had been. And Con- cepcion was going to marry Guadalupe. Oh, no, there was no doubt about that. It had heen settled when she still swung from her mother’s back in the rehozo. At that time Guadalupe was’ just hig enough to be ’ trusted to the village store for pulque. ‘‘Pronto chula, get your work done and we'll walk in the plaza to-night.’ Gaudalupe swung a familiar hand down on her shoulder and with a tightening grip of his long, brown fingers held her when she would have shrunk from him. She submitted to his caresses. She would soon be Guadalupe’s wife. “I'm going to buy you a new ring, chiquita, with a hrilliante twice as big as those the senora wears.’ ‘‘Caramba, Nombre de Dios ! Where iy the devil is that confounded butler ?’ It was Harvey, swearing in murdefed Spanish. But he was not angry ; he néver got angry with his inferiors. “Ya voy !” came the answer from the servants’ quarters and when in the course of five or ten minutes Ignacio rushed past in obedience to the summons, Guadalupe was trimming the orange-trees and Con- cepcion was down on her knees cleaning the tiled corridor. Harvey stood in the dining-room door waiting for breakfast. He rammed his hands down into his pockets and watched Concepcion at. work. ‘I-say, Conchita, is that a regular job of yours ?”’ *‘No, senor, but “Where's that good for nothing mozo, anyhow ? You get up off your knees and let him do the scrubbing.’ Concepcion obeyed. Guadalupe’s shears clicked sullenly. “Oyes, oyes, Julio {’ . Julio was the mozo, porter, man of all work. ‘‘Harvey,”” called his mother’s voice, roused to a command, ‘‘Julio is busy. Con- cepeion, go on with your work.” Harvey whistled softly. He looked at the girl and an amused smile stretched the corners of his handsome, clear cut mouth. Concepcion burned red under the brown skin and her eyes were fixed on the blue and white tiles at her feet. Mrs. . Harvey had spoken in Spanish and she understood —fully] Li turned into his mother’s room and the next half hour he sat before her like a scolded schoolboy while she lectur- ed him upon ‘the everlasting fitness of things.”” Mrs. James was a Boston wom- an ; for fifteen years her husband had been the puzzle of her life and now her son was proving a more complicated edition of that same puzzle. ‘When she had done, Harvey James’s thoughts were jogging along a road they had never before travelled—and they found it easy journeying. Ignacio was held in great admiration among the other servants for Ignacio could understand English. If Ignacio had not understood English—but then, he did. In Mexican houses every room opens in- to the other and sound passes easily through the thin wooden doors. Moreover, Con- cepcion slept with her ear almost against the inch wide crack between the floor and the door that led into Ignacio’s room. Maxmiliana, the cook, stretched her blank- ets against the opposite wall—Concepcion and she shared the room—but any way, Maxmiliana fought all sound away from her own ears by her snoring. Thus it hap- pened that Concepcion heard it all. Concepcion, as she ate in silence her tortillas and frijolies in the kitchen at noon, had heard Harvey and his mother in earnest conversation. Then Harvey had told the butler not to wait supper for him as he would not be home before midnight. Concepcion thought, too, Ignacio’s eyes grew cunning. She was sure, after what she heard through the door that night. It was eleven before any sound broke the stillness sleep laid upon the quinta. A single ray of light streamed out across the garden from the room where Mrs. James awaited her son. Then a board creaked under her head and Concepcion listened. Some one was mov- ing in Ignacio’s room. ‘Dios mio, it’s dark.” voice. “Callate la hoca! Don’t you know there are ears in the next room ?’—that was Ignacio. ‘Are you sure you understood it well 2’ Guadalupe’s voice was anxious. “Tor the four hundredth time, let me tell you exactly what he said.” Ignacio’s whisper grew proud. He could under- stand English. ‘‘He told his mother at dinner 2 : A gust of wind blew a handful of rat’ tling leaves against the outside door and for a moment completely drowned the voice in the next room. Concepcion pressed Ler ear to the crack. ‘‘And that he would have to bring the money out here. In that case, it would be impossible for him to reach here before twelve. So he told his mother.” ‘‘But how does he come? There are no cars after eight thirty between Mexico and Mixcoac.”’ : ‘‘He comes in a special.” “It will be guarded.’ “No. His mother urged him to get a gendarme but he would none of it. He said the money came so unexpectedly that none but he and el senor Ministro knew of it. It will seem he is but returning late from the Legation.”’ “But - bAl “Dulcie San Jose! Ni que but ni que but! The odds are ours—two prepared against two unprepared—youn against the driver, I against the American. Come, vamonos !’’ Concepcion heard the hoard creak again under her head. Their door closed softly. She sprang up and while her hastening fingers fastened her ungainly cotton gown her mind was struggling to decide some plan of action. It was robbery, yes. “Two prepared against two unpreparci.’”’ Con- cepcion knew what that meant. : She opened the door and stepped out. Maxmiliana snored on. The wind blew in strong, uneven gusts and the cutting chill rallied Concepcion. She drew the flapping ends of her rebozo tighter gbout her. How was she to leave the house ? Not by the street door. The porters wakened at the slightest rasp of its heavy bolts and chains; he would never let her pass. Not through the orchard gate ; Guadalupe held the key. She measured the garden wall ; it did not offer one foot-hold in all its ten-foot heighth. The roof ! It was flat ¢ she could run over the house-tops and joining garden walls to the end of the hlock and jump. She climbed the narrow stairs that led up ; she crept along and swung down onto the back garden wall. All seemed clear, the roofs and walls were unbroken to the end of the block. The wind puffed in sudden whirls, and the boughs from the orchard—trees caught in her hair and loos- ened it from its coil ; the long strands switched in her face and cut like a whip lash. She was half over. So far the gar- den walls had been flat and a good foot in width, but here the owner, with a view to protecting his loaded fig-trees, had raised the wall like an inverted V on top and sewed the mortar thick with bits of broken glass and china. The long, thin bricks projected beyond the V an inch each side. Concepcion prayed to her patron saint that those bricks might hold.” The blood ran from the cuts in her hands for in the dark- ness she could not choose the places to ” Guadalupe’s grasp for balance. At the last the end ! Concepcion held to the wall and lowered herself as far as possible, then let go and dropped. The force of the fall threw her to the ground, but she was up in a moment. She had lit squarely on her feet and even in her excitement she was conscious of a dim ache in her back and a strange buzzling in her head. She turned north along the car line to- bp ward Mexico. It was by this track he was coming. She ran with all her might. San Juan de los Pinos was passed ; all was dark and quiet theré. She reached the half mile of prairie open that lies between San Juan and Iacubaya. Here they meant to waylay him—there was not a house within sight or call. Fear sped her on. Now came the high embankment just at the entrance to Tacubaya. His car was coming and coming fast ! She could hear the rattle of the mule’s hoofs against the cobble stones. How was she to warn him ? The driver would never stop for her ! The car rounded into view, a noisy, flar- ing speck of light in the darkness. The mules were stretched on a hard run and the driver was plying his whip. Concepcion braced herself. She looked once down the embankment. If the mules swerved ever so little from the middle course she would be hurled down into the darkness. The ear sped past in a whirlwind of dust but as it went Concepcion grasped the iron hand railing and sprung up. Her foot just reached the lower step and the speed threw her forward across the platform. The driver staggered. ‘Maria Purisima !”’ She seemed some evil spirit blown up out of the night. : The mules were unhitched, fastened to the other end of the car and they rattled back inte Tacubaya. Harvey had decided to go no farther that night. They drew up in the station to wait the morning. Concepcion had shrunk inte her robozo. It was done, but what about herself so far from home—alone ?”’ ‘*Adios, senor. I must go back.’’ *‘Go back !"”” Harvey sat her down in the corner again. “Go back ? Alone—in this pitch dark ? Great Scott, girl !”’ ‘‘Adios, senor. I must go.” Harvey was too slow. She had jumped from the car. . ‘Mexican customs again. She would have been lost to the world forever if she had stayed here like any reasoning crea- ture. ° I hope she gets home. I rather ad- mire her for sticking up for what she be- lieves is right. Brave little soul !”’ ‘‘Harvey, how inconsiderate you can be ! I waited until midnight—you did not come, and I have paced these corridors until now. And nightair is full of fever.” ‘I say, where’s Concepcion ?"’ Mrs. James stiffened. So that was his greeting after six hours’ weary watch. “I am glay to say, Harvey, sheis no longer in my employ. The portero found her at the outside door at daybreak, evi- dently able to stagger no farther, in from some low debauch 2 ‘Mother, has she gone yet 2” ‘Not yet, but she is packing up her things and—"’ Harvey heard no more. He found Con- cepcion tying up her little bundle of trink- ets and clothes as neatly as her poor cut fingers would permit. Mrs. Harvey sank into a medicinal jour- nal to drown there indignation. “I say, ma. Concepcion and I are going to get married. Ever since that day you scolded so I ave fancied she was an awful nice girl. And then, when a young lady saves a fellow’s life he’s sort of honor bound to marry her. At least. according to all the novels I ever read, he is, and last night——7"’ There is dust on the medicinal journals. Mrs. James says grandchildren are ‘dear little bothers,” and they have to be taken care of. —By Irene A. Wright, in the Na- tional Magazine. Humming Birds Board a Ship. About 200 of Them Swept to Sea In a Fog by a Land Breeze. A San Francisco dispatch says: A horde of pirates boarded the steamer Walla Walla just now in port here, when she was fifteen miles off Cape Mendocina. There were about 200 of them and they swarmed over the vessel, laying about them to right and left, and plunging their long swords into everything that seemed of value. Their gorgeous plumage fluttering about the deck made the ship seem like a bird fancier’s shop for these pirates were a big flock of hum- ming birds with a stiff land breeze behind them. They had burst suddenly out of a dense fog, and alighted on the ves- sel at dusk on Friday. The birds seemed so nearly dead with hunger and fatigue that they lost all fear of human beings. They had probably been driven off shore by the land breeze and lost in the fog. Some of them perched on the first solid articles they saw gave two or three little gasps, and then tumbled over dead. Some went straight for the heads of “wo or three women passengers who wore .owers in their hats, and began buzzing about them as industriously as if the flowers contained nectar. One flew in- to the ear of W. S. McFarland and lodged there so tightly that it could not get out without assistance. Third-mate Hogan caught one in his ear and one on his moustache, and neither bird lost a moment before it began to drill for food. The captain and the passengers quickly did all they could to care for the half stary- ed creature. They brought out pans of water and bread crumbs and lumps’ of sug- ar, and the birds made haste to fill them- selves. Some of them ate until they were so full that they rolled over on their sides and lay on the deck, blinking happily at all around them. Lumps of sugar soaked in water were their greatest delight, but these they would not eat unless the lumps were held in someone’s half-closed hand. Captain Wallace held a lump of sugar in his mouth and two of the birds buzzed about his face and sucked at the sugar greedily. The captain kept twenty of the birds in his cabin over night, and many. of the passengers had a dozen each in their rooms. When the vessel was close to Point Reyes the next day, most of the birds were liberated, and as soon as they looked ahout and saw land many flew directly to it. But about fifty did not care to risk even so short a journey over the ocean wave, and decided to stick to the ship. But the sea voyage, following the hardships and exhaus- tion of the day before, was too much for the frail little things, and they gradually drooped and died. When the Walla Walla came into port the captain still had four humming birds alive, and the passengers had as many more. —— “What is your hushand’s politics 27? asked the new neighbor. “Jim?” said the lady addressed. ‘Jim ? He's a anti.” ’ ‘‘Anti-what ?”’ “No; not anti-what jist a anti. He's agin anything that happens to be.”’—CQCin- cinnalti Enquirer. The Pennsylvania State College Before the Present Legislature. The fact that the Pennsylvania State College, is before the present Legislature asking for appropriations for carrying on various branches of work that have hereto- fore been curtailed for want of funds makes anything that relates to that institution and its prospects for success of interest to Centre county people. Among a ndamber of hills that have heen presented with the hope of drawing the State closer to the College and make the College of greater service to the State is “an act for the promotion of the agricul- tural and dairy interests of the Common- wealth and making appropriations for the same’’ which has been introduced in the House of Representatives by the Hon. A. L. Martin, of Lawrence, and favorably reported by the committee on agriculture by a unanimous vote. This bill makes appropriations to the trustees of the Peunsylvania State College, to enable them to provide the agricultural department of the College with the necessa- ry equipment for the proper and efficient conduct of its work and to put it on a par in this respect with the corresponding de- partments of kindred institutions in other States. The bill provides for the erection and equipment of a dairy school building and accessories to accommodate one hun- dred students and also for an investigation of the soils of the State and of its fruit- growing interests. The creamery and short courses at the College have been in operation for the past six years and in spite of very inadequate equipment the number of students has steadily increased until it became necessary, last winter, to refuse several on account of lack of accommodations. This work of the College has received but very slight recog- nition at the hands of the State. During the past ten years the average annual ap- propriation for the agricultural work of the College has been equivalent to a tax of three one thousandths of a mill upon the agricultural valuation, (not the total valua- tion) of the State. The relative amounts appropriated for this and other purposes in 1895 are shown in the diagram. The friends of agricultural education in the Commonwealth propose, if possible, to remedy this state of affairs and to have the | school of agriculture of the State College | worthy of the State and in keeping with the magnitude of its agricultural interests. It is to be hoped that farmers and dairy- | men will cordially support this move in their interest by writing to their Represen- tatives urging the passage of this bill. -| In 1892 the short winter course in agri- culture was inaugurated and in 1892 the creamery and private dairy courses. These courses have been attended by 193 students representing fifty of the sixty-seven coun- ties of the State, together with seven other States. The steady growth of these courses is shown in the folowing summary : Creamery Short course & Total. Course. Private dairy Course. Counties repre- sented 42... States other than Betina. repres't’d %................ 6... APPROPRIATIONS BY THE STATE. The total appropriations by the State to this branch of the work of the College have been as follows : | Total $33,000 Or an average per year of $3,300. , This is equivalent to the following amounts per annum : : For each farm in the State.................. For each 100 acres of improved land... Per 1,000 gross agricultural prodaects Per $1,000 agricultural valuation...............0.3 i. e. it is equivalent to a tax-rate of three one-thousandths of a mill on the agricul- tural valuation (not the total valuation) of the State. Some of the appropriations made by the Legislature of 1895, as com- pared with those for agricultural education are shown in the accompanying diagram. ..:.1.0 cents, 2.6 FOR AND ABOUT WOMEN. Starch and sugar are the stout woman's enemies. Nourishment which tends to en- courage flesh is found in all farniaceous foods, such as rye, rice potatoes, oatmeal, sago, ete. You will have to give up ma- caroni and its companion, spaghetti.” Peas and beans in the dried form are to be avoided. Desserts are, as a rule. forbidden especially those puddings made of tapioca and cornstarch. If you have a sweet tooth L. you will no doubt consider yourself a mar- tyr when told that cake, pastry and pre- serves are not for you. If you are a great bread eater you are go- | ing to have something of a struggle. All | the bread you eat should be several days old, and it will be the better for a brown- ing. Limit yourself toa slice or two at most. Hygiene bread is the best. It is made from whole wheat flour. Those puf- fy white rolls and that snowy loaf bread that you dote on will have to be surren- dered in the interest of the figure. I must ask you to use salt in place of butter on your bread. It is astonishing how soon this seeming deprivation ‘becomes no de- privation at all. Yes, salt is an excellent makeshift. Only a sprinkle is required. Some people argue that coffee is not fattening. As long as you are for reform coffee had better be given up along with cocoa and chocolate and milk. You can drink} lemonade, lime juice and water, weak tea, hot water. Cold water is a flesh producer> Hot water a flesh reducer. The habit of sipping what you drink will soon cure you of an abnor- mal craving for fluids. Tn all cases it is hygienic to drink but little while at the table. Remember that the flesh under which you are groaning is not a natural condition ut a form of disease as much so as the measles and must be treated as such. Then turn over each new table leaf with a INCOME FOR EXPERIMENTAL WORK. | The funds available for experiments in | agriculture at the College are almost entire- ly derived from sources ‘other than state ap- ! propriations. In 1894, according to official returns to the U. S. Department of Agri- | culture, Pennsylvania compared with the three neighboring States of New Jersey, New York and Ohio as follows : Average of New Jersey, Penn'a. | New York & Ohio. | | $28,925.25 | Total income...... Divided as follows : $48,091.06 From the U. 8 31.19 per ct. 51.86 per et. © State, 61.07 5.19 3 ¢ Fees, oo — + 37.16 i ¢ Sundries... 7.74 2 5.79 £2 160.00 100.00 This bill asks that appropriations be | made for specific purposes in the pursuit of agricultural research. This department at the College having been greatly ham- peicd for want of adequate buildings | and equipment it is hoped that the mem- | bers of the Legislature will realize the ! need of the great agricultural interests of | the State and appropriate whatever | funds will he necessary to carry on the | work. = CHARITABLE INsTiTuTioNs. . UNDER STATE Conrror #2.000.061, CHARITABLE INSTITUTIONS Nor UNDER STATE Conrror. #/792.843 3 STATUS AND WORK OF THE COLLEGE. By the Act of April 1st, I863. accepting the provisions of the act of Congress ap- proved July 2nd, 1862, the Pennsylvania State College became the official and recog- nized agency of the State for systematic technical education in agriculture, and has remained the only such agency in the Com- monwealth to the present time. By the Act of April 25th, 1889, accepting the provisions of tle act of Congress ap- proved March 2nd, 1887, The Pennsylvania State College also became the official and recognized agency for investigation in agri- culture in the interest of the farmer. The College now maintains six courses of instruction in agriculture, viz : The colle- giate course, the special course, the short course, 12 weeks ; the creamery course, 6 weeks ; the private dairy course, 6 weeks ; the chantauqua course of home study. In addition to this work of instruction in agriculture it is also, in accordance with the. act of April 25th, 1889, carrying on extensive experiments and investigations for the benefit of the farmers of the Com- monwealth, for the details of which refer- ence must be made to'its published reports and bulletins. Prior to 1886 there was but one course, that in agricalture. During that time the College graduated 39 students. Since 1866 the agricultural course has been one among several. There have béen graduated from it fourteen students. Of these, five are engaged in the work of agri- cultural instruction or investigation in kindred institutions and five are engaged in farming. At the present time fiftecu | young men are pursuing this course. | PUBLIC Scrooes #11.000,000 APPROPRIATIONS 189597 ine JSewooL or ficricui Tore B 10.000 FARMERS IKSTITUTES ll S15.000 ART Fougarion 40009 Normat SHS ro Prisons. AND Rerormarories #673294 LarionaL Guara $700,000 The following is a summary of the items included in the hill : Dairy cchiool hitllding....ececiarsceersrsnncnre neared $40,000 Heating and ventilating apparatus... ~ 2.500 Dairy apparatus furniture, plumbing, ete... 5,000 Ice machine bees 1,200 Enlargement of steam plant 5,900 Enlargement of electric plant.. . £000 DIY . 1,500 Investigation of the soils of the state . 5,000 Investigations in horticulture.......... . 4,000 Implement shed and tool house.................. 1,500 Total 70,400 ——Indiana is the last State heard from | in the way of local elections. They were held last Monday, and resulted in general and decided gains for the Democrats. The usual complaint was to the front that the advance agent is a laggard, having propos- | ed nothing yet to help the people but high- | er taxes. ——Rev. S. C. Swallow is getting some valuable information before the people of this State in ‘‘The Methodist’’ as to the costly methcds of furnishing state d buil- ings. Evidently Mr. Swallow’s conviction that he is right is stronger than the fear of | libel suits. = ——1If the last Republican congress had | made no larger appropriation than the pre- | ceding Democratic congress there would have been a surplus of $2,000,000 instead | of a deficit of $25,000,000 in the last fiscal | year. THE A B C or IT.—A kidney education | starts with : Backache means kidney ache, lame back means lame kidneys, weak back | means weak kidneys, cure means Doan’s | Kidney Pills. Read about the free dis- tribution in this paper, and call at F. Potts | ‘Green’s. —Twynn—I don’t think it is compli- | mentary to call a man long-headed. | Triplett—No, I don’t. See what a long | head a donkey has. en determination to keep it turned. To be sure, your meats must be underdone, but you have the choice of mutton and beef. - You are allowed fish and poultry. All fresh fruits are yours, save apples. Now is the season of your content so far as vegeta- bles are concerned. Tomatoes, cucumbers, cabbages, cauliflower, radishes. Why enu- merate? Fresh vegetables may be eaten with impunity. a If you are not fond of salads cultivate a fondness for them. You will have to omit oil, using vinegar and salt asa dressing. A better substitute for a sweetmeat dessert you cannot find. ‘There is a chicory and lettuce, celery and cress, and as an accom- paniment a cracker, with occasionally a small cup of black coffee should this bever- age be esteemed a great luxury. | A novel feature of the tailor-made cost- umes this Spring is a smart little zouave jacket worn over a fancy silk blouse or a perfectly fitting waistcoat. These zouaves are cut in several ways, but the newest is very tight fitting, and the front pieces are cut in slanting points. They are edged with fancy inch-wide braid, the sleeves and collar being orna- mented to match. Another style has very wide revers of a contrasting colored cloth, elaborately braided with an inch-wide band { of velvet. This latter looks very well, in- | deed, and a corresponding trimming on the ' pockets of the skirt is an improvement. The sailor hat is too becoming to be al I lowed to go out of fashion, but this season it is so loaded down with trimming that ‘it bears little resemblance to iis original self. | Of course during midsummer the plain untrimmed hats of this shape will be worn ! by young girls, and even by some of the ‘older women, although the latter do not { patronize them so much as a year or two | ago. There seems to be no fixed law as®to - what kind of straw is the smartest in sailor hats - the fine straws and the Panamas | seem rather more popular, but there are a : great many of the rough braid. The under [ brim is now covered with a cream net, or . bound with velvet, or made of a contrast- | ing color, and the top or crown is fairly | loaded down with flowers. Roses, prim- [ roses, lilacs (purple and white), gardenias, ; and cowslips, all and many more are used, | and the stiff bows of ribbon or velvet | which are interspersed give the needed ef- | fect of height. = All the hats have the brim | turned up at the back, and flowers galore are put in so as to rest against the hair. * A smart sailor hat of fine black straw has. a brim faced with white, and bound with a roll of black velvet just at the edge. Quantities of pink roses cover the crown and are put under the brim at the back, while stiff narrow bows of white ribbon and black velvet are put in among the ros- es. Another hat, the same shape, is of blue straw trimmed with red carnations and black and white ribbon bows, while at the back are knots of bright red gauze in- stead of the flowers. In Panama a charming model has a nar- row brim bound with black velvet; the crown is encircled with roses of differeut colors, looking as natural as though just picked. At the left side are narrow ends of black velvet, and 4t the back the brim is entirely covered with bunches of pink, yellow and red roses, closely massed to- gether. Quite in contrast to these flower-gardens is a hat of the sailor shape with black brim and the crown of black and white—a differ- ent straw. This is trimmed with black ribbon velvet and at the left side a bunch of stiff black quills. At the back under the brim are black velvet rosettes. The effect is odd, smart, but yet not becoming to every face, as the lines are decidedly se- + vere.— Harper's Bazar. Plaid taffeta blouses are the rage in Paris, worn with turn-over collars and cuffs of hemstitched linen, and cravats ‘of the silk with hemstitched edges. With these waists belts of black silk are worn, with elaborate = gold buckles. Two and a half inches is the proper depth for the flounces on wash summer frocks. ~The flounces are six in number and they are placed upon the skirt in curves, instead of straight, as formerly. The curve is deep ; for instance, the upper flounce would be half a yard below the | waist in front, and nearly touch the belt in the back. The five flounces below fol- low the same curve, one under the other. The space above the hem left uncovered at the back may be filled in with one deep flounce, but this is entirely optional. This | method of arrangement adds to the height of the figure, and gives the effect of a round- ed apron or ‘‘tablier’’ in the front. The picturesque. girl who dresses in quaint gowns of lieary fold, high, round neck, and long beruftled sleeves, will buy a wide belt of tapestry with medieval buckle, picturing in enamel a knight rid- ing to tourney with his sweethearts colors worked in his shield. Neither wide nor very narrow belts are much worn. The graceful medium being far more fashionable.