Demorrait iat. GRAY MEEK. BY P. —— Ink Slings. —The DINGLEY bill is reported to- ‘have more than enough votes in the Senate to pass it. > —The retro-acting feature ot the DING- LEY tariff bill will be seen when that meas- ure gets in operation and other countries begin to discriminate against our meats, cereals and farm machinery. —That a big New York umbrella house should have failed at this season, when floods and rains are reported from all quar- ters, seems to indicate that some of the people must be staying out in the wet. —Cuban news has dropped out of sight, not because of a peaceful settlement of the trouble down there, but because all the imaginative correspondents for American papers ran off to Greece to work on the big war. : 0 —The physicians to his majesty King GEORGE, of Greece, have advised that he had better leave the country because of the fact that the climate does not agree with him. It must be too hot for this royal blood over there. —Our new Secretary of Agriculture, is a native of Ayrshire, Scotland, and his pa- ternal grand-daddies were the first men to introduce the Ayrshire cows and the Clydesdale horses. This being the case everyone can soon look up his pedigree. —The frightful holocaust in Paris has set the world to wondering at the prone- ness of humanity to be unreasonable in times of peril. Had a panic not followed vue discovery of the fire in the fatal bazaar there would not have been hundreds of lives lost. a —1It invariably happens that whenever a minister gets corageous, and godly enough to hew near the line he blazes his own way out of the pulpit he fills. The church going people, now