fan BY P. GRAY MEEK. dnk Slings. —To fight with -one’s neighbors is to publish one’s own life behind the scenes to the gossiping world. —There were some dead game sports at the race on Monday, but Tuesday GEORGE FAsiG had a dead-game-horse. —The Cretan war began to look as if Turkey would be thoroughly drowned in Greece before the powers stepped in and said this : ‘This has gone far enough.” —Allegheny is still hanging out a claim for the state capitol. . About the omly in- ducements that can be offered to have it moved out there would be that it would be nearer home for Allegheny Members. —There is war in the price of biscuits. The big bakers have started fighting and the prices are going down. With biscuits the matter of a rise isa very easy thing to produce, he it either in price or dough. —11 it were not for the fact that most of the streets are paved over there the an- nouncement, that one Clearfield merchant has bought $1,000 worth of clover seed for the spring trade, would lead us to believe that the good people of that nice old town intend turning the streets into cow pasture. —Talk about annexing Hawaii. Why we have more than we can do now to take care of ourselves. Just watch for what the next four years are going to bring forth and it will be found that the United States are quite large enough to have troubles of their own, without going after pieces of sand- wich. —The two Tennessee negroes, who had the pleasure of digging their own graves before they were hanged by a mob for hav- ing burned and plundered a house, must have had a very different sensation from that of the fellow who occasionally sur- vives to read his own obituary, as pub- lished in over-anxious newspapers. —Six months ago the whole of the civil- ized world was trying to make believe that it was spoiling for a chance to lick Turkey for the Armenian atrocities. To-day Greece wants to take up the world’s battle, alone, and the selfish old world is afraid Greece might gain a few feet of territory, so she says: ‘‘You must not fight Turkey.’’ Turkey needs a licking and if it were to be done by Greece everything would be smoothed up. —Private DALZELL and master work- man SOVEREIGN both might devote their time to better deeds than writing inflam- | matory articles for publication. The latest craze that seems to have struck them is the desire to incite the masses to war. DAL- ZELL thinks we ought to go to war with some foreign nation, while SOVEREIGN says civil war would be the only method of alleviating the distress of the masses and bringing about a more equable distribu- tion of the country’s goods. Such utter- ances unfortunately voice the not dared-to- be-spoken sentiments of thousands of men and show the trend of the current that is bearing our government on to more cru- cial trials than any of her past contests in arms have heen. A rotten monetary sy tem is responsible for such a situation and unless it is purged there will be no govern- ment to maintain any system at all. —Very few Bellefonters realize how near | the result of Tuesday’s election came to annihilating the organ of the Prohibition- ists. The trouble that threatened to end the career of the cold water sheet yester- day morning is said to have all come out of the way the Prohibitionists in town voted on burgess and justice in the North ward. The story runs ;that Mr. HARSHBERGER, who is a good christian gentleman, got red- headed because he imagined the Prohibs didn’t vote for him for justice and E. R. CHAMBERS Esq., who knows he didn’t get their votes for burgess, fanned this hotness into a regular blaze until Mr. HARSH- BERGER concluded to issue an execution on the Magnet office and shut it up forever as an exponent of water and unfermented communion wines. - Mr. HARSHBERGER, having been an endorser for proprietor BAILEY, found it easy to issue the execu- tion but he found, also, that there are others. Mr. “BAILEY found another en- dorser and the Magnet goes on, so do Mr. HARSHBERGER and Mr. CHAMBERS. —The shrievalty contest has about run its course. The counting of the ballots disclosed a very different state of affairs from what the contestants expected and the | great cry of illegality and fraud is now be- ing excused by the MILLER-ites by saying that they were mis-informed. In the one precinct, Worth township, where there was asworn statement that twenty votes had been counted for CRONISTER that had been marked in the circle at the top of the Re- publican column and then opposite the Democratic candidate’s name, there was not one of such ballots found, and so it was all over the county... The fact of the matter is that in all of the forty-four districts ex-" amined there were only four such votes for | CRrONISTER while nine were for MILLER. The count gives MILLER a majority of 630 votes, with 125 in dispute. not included ave put the majority the other way. his report to-day and then the court will decide in what way the 125 disputed bal- lots are to be counted. While Mr. CRON- ISTER has undoubtedly been a gainer by the investigation there is no telling what the outcome will be. The precinets | Democratic and would The mas- | ter, C. P. HEWES Esq., will probably file | ™ BELLEFONTE, PA., FEB. 19, 1897 STATE RIGHTS AN - D FEDERAL UNION. NO. 7. A Farmers’ Monetary Convention. The interests that find their benefit in cornering the money of the country through the instrumentality of a restrictive stand- ard of yalue, have had their convention at which they counseled together as to the measures required to maintain the advan- tage afforded them by the present monetary system. The parties who compose the bank syndicates, who constitute thé mem- hership of monopolistic combines, who de- rive large gains from note shaving and money lending, who grow rich by taking advantage of the necessities that compel the mortgaging of farms and other proper- ty, and who amass unlimited wealth from the profits of government bond sales, met in conference at Indianapolis and took ac- tion for the measures that may continue the advantage which the gold standard and a consequently contracted currency afford them. It was entirely natural for them to declare their preference for finan- cial policies and a monetary system that have been so advantageous to them. Why shouldn’t they favor conditions in money matters that have had the comfortable effect of making so many of them mil- lionaires ? These interested parties having had their convention, an arrangement is being made for the farmers to get together in confer- ence, at Washington, on the 5th of March, for consultation and expression on the question of the currency. They have as good a right to express their views on the monetary situation as had the syndicates, monopolists, money lenders and bond deal- ers who met at Indianapolis and declared for the maintenance of the gold standard and the retirement of the greenbacks, and it is not at all likely that there will be any resemblance in the views of the two con- ventions. The far mers have not found that the policy which has controlled the currency since the demonetization of silver has been conducive to their prosperity. Since the commission of that crime they have seen a steady decline both in the value of their | farms and salable property, and in the market price of their products. While there has been an enormous increase in the wealth of the moneyed class, the only thing that has increased with a large class of farmers, . particularly in the West, is the incumbrances on their farms in the shape a living at the prices of agricultural pro- ductions that have fallen in proportion to the appreciation of standard money. The farmers have long been dissatisfied with this situation, the cause of which is quite apparent to their intelligence. It was on account of this dissatisfaction that the larger bulk of them voted at the last election, with the Democrats, for free silver | and a return {o the monetary system of the | | constitution. Many of them, however, | were fooled by the promise that MCKINLEY { “would do something for silver,”” and it is the calculation of the Republican politicians | to humbug them by protective duties on | agricultwial productions that are not affect- ed by foreign competition and therefore | need no protection. But notwithstanding | these attempted delusions the great majori- i ty of American farmers are convinced by | hard experience that the appreciation of { the circulating medium in its relative | value, as a result of the gold standard, has had a most depreciating effect upon the profits of their business, and that the con- | sequent contraction of the currency has | greatly contracted their prosperity. We have not been informed of the line of procedure that is intended to be follow- ed at this proposed farmers’ convention, | but it is altogether probable that the evils and abuses in the existing monetary policy and system of currency will be the subject of its deliberation and expression. Its be- ing held in Washington, immediately after the inauguration of ‘‘the advance agent of prosperity’ in the presidential office, may serve to warn him of the utter failure of his agency if he shall persist in carrying | out the policy of the goldbugs. Pualitzer’s Shameless Assumptions. What a fraud the New York World is, and how thoroughly contemptible are its | pretensions. Among the daily evidences of this fact is its presumptuous and fraudu- lent declaration, made some days ago, that as ‘‘the World last year warned the free- silverites of the inevitable consequences of their platform and policies of repudiation, | confiscation and disorder, so now the World warns the vietprs against their present course of extravagant ostentation, of mon- opolistic and legislative greed, of defiance | of Democratic ideas and ideals, of outrag- | ing public opinion, and public morality.’ The warning it claims to have given the ‘‘free silverites'’ last year consisted of its slanderous misrepresentation of the plat- form and purpose of the Democratic party in the presidential campaign. Iaving en- [rolled ‘itself, from mercenary motives, | among the hired supporters of Wall street | interests, it insulted the Democracy, which | it had deserted, by the shameless charge | that the most Democratic, patriotic and of mortgaces, and the difficulty of making really conservative declaration of principles ever made by any political party, express- ed an intention of repudiation, and was designed to produce disorder; and for this insult it claims credit as having given warning to the ‘‘free silverites.”’ To complete its contemptible assump- tion it now poses as the monitor of the ‘“‘victors,”” whom it helped to place in the position in which they can practice the ex- travagance and monopolistic greed, which this fake journal now so ostentatiously makes the object of its admonition. The most ordinary discernment could under- stand that the monopolists, bank syndi- cates and expectant beneficiaries were pour- ing their millions into the Republican campaign for the express purpose of bring- ing about the reign of extravagance and spoliation against which the fraudulent World now assumes to raise its voice, and it was in aid of these monopolistic and spoliatory designs, as purposed in the cam- paign conducted by MARK HANNA, that Pulitzer’s shameless paper stigmatized the Democrats with being repudiationists for demanding that silver should he. restored to its constitutional place in the currency of the country, and called them anarchists for maintaining the Democratic principle that personal liberty and State rights should not be violated by arbitrary and irregular processes. Former Profligacy Surpassed. The fifty-fourth Congress will close its ignominous career on the fourth of next month without having passed a single act beneficial to the country, hut with a record for extravagant expenditure that surpasses any of its predecessors. Its appropriations have already gone beyond the billion-dol- lar mark, with the certainty that what it will add to the government’s bill of ex- penses before its final adjournment will ex- ceed the reckless profusion of previous bil- lion-dollar Congresses. In view of the fact that there is a treas- ury deficiency of nearly $50,000,000, this squandering of the public money is posi- tively criminal. A depleted treasury, how- ever, is no check upon the prodigality of lawmakers each of whom is anxious that his ‘‘district’’ shall get as large a share as possible out of the public porksbarrel. Is it any wonder that the billion limit has been passed when cvery scheme proposed to take money out of the treasury has heen pushed through ‘by that mutual assistance known as log-rolling, and the swag has | been pooled in the general appropriation | hills ? This system of public plunderis being practiced at a time when for the alleged reason of a deficiency of revenue it is claim- ed that the tax on the necessaries of life must be increased, and a tariff bill is being prepared for that purpose by the same Con- gress that has helped to empty the treasury by its profligate appropriations. expenses of government, would have saved at least two hundred millions of the billion which this Congress will have spent, hut Republican policy would prefer squander- ing the public money in order that there may be an excuse for tariff taxation. Spain’s Falling Cause. The winter season, most favorable for the Spanish campaign in Cuba, is drawing to a close, with the rebellion no nearer suppressed than it was when the patriots first took up arms to resist their oppressors. General GOMEZ, with an apparently in- creased force, is drawing closer to the walls of Havana which shelter WEYLER, the boastful Spanish warrior, who is calling for reinforcements to resist the enemy whom he was going to have completely exterminated before the opening of spring. WEYLER’S method of warfare, in which he has combined treachery and butchery, is proving to be a complete failure. He has succeeded in procuring the murder of the heroic MACEO, but the place of that gal- lant leader has been taken and is being ably filled by GoMEZ, who is pressing the minions of the Spanish power to the wall. The policy of extermination, which WEY- LER has attempted asa means of removing his Cuban enemies from the face of the earth, has only had the effect of increasing their number and inspiring them with a fiercer determination to throw off the hate- ful Spanish domination. The massacre of the sick captured in Cuban hospitals, the cold-blooded execution of prisoners, and the outrages committed upon Cuban wom- en and children, have been features of WEYLER’s method of campaigning, but they have produced the results which in- variably follow such barbarous expedients. The patriot cause has grown in strength while the waning power of Spain is man- ifested in the exhaustion of her resources, both in men and money. Every day that the conflict is prolonged diminishes the Spanish ability to suppress the rebellion, ! | and improves the prospects of Cuban free- dom. ——=Subseribe for the WATCHMAN. Moderate | economy, without stinting the reasonable | The Right of Lavish Expenditure. One of our exchanges, in discussing the lavish expenditure of some of the extreme- ly rich, who give entertainments that cost fabulous sums of money, the BRADLEY- MARTINS, for example, who spent over two hundred thousand dollars on a ball, maintains that such people have a right to spend their money as they please. This assertion is mainly correct. There is no authority that could or should puta re- straint upon their expenditures ; but it is not the amount of their spending that is objectionable so much as the methods of accumulation that enable one class to grow so immensely rich that they can indulge in such profusion, while others are limited to the scantiest earnings. There must be something wrong in the system that pro- duces such inequality. If an examination could have been made into the methods by which the millionaires who sported at the BRADLEY-MARTIN ball as imitation kings and queens, dukes and dutchesses, it would no doubt have been found that most, if not all, of them owed their immense wealth to unequal and un- fair advantages and privileges given them in competing with their fellow men for the good things of this life. No doubt among those revelers were found members of monopolistic combinations that have de- stroyed competition by unfair means, and driven other men, more honest than them- selves, out of business. No doubt the managers of great trusts were there, also railroad magnates, whose wealth was ac- quired by the dishonest practice of wreck- ing companies and robbing the small in- ventors ; stock waterers who draw divi- dends on unsubstantial investments ; tar- iff beneficiaries made plutocratic by the ad- vantage derived from taxation on the nec- essaries of life ; owners of vast estates that are exempt from the payment of a govern- ment tax ; Standard oil operators who have grown rich beyond computation from the enjoyment of privileges and benefits which venal Governors and Legislatures have taken from the people and conferred upon that great monopoly ; and there was no doubt present at that lavish entertainment representatives of the banking class who have made millions in government bond sales, and whose wealth is increased, day by day, through the advantage which the gold standard confers by enabling them to control a contracted currency to the great | disadvantage of the generality of people. | Our contemporary is correct in saying | that the plutocratic class have a right to i spend their money as they please. The wrong makes its appearance in the eco- nomic conditions and business methods which enable them to get more than their share, and to lavish their unfair gains in ostentatious displays when so many of | their fellow mortals have scardely the means of living. The Heroic Greeks. The sympathy of the Christian people has been aroused in behalf of those subjects of the Turkish Sultan who have been made the objects of persecution on account of their Christian faith. The cruel treatment of the Armenians equalled the worst abuse that was ever practiced by Mohammedans on those who differed with them in relig- ious belief, and what made these later out- rages more aggravating to Christian feel- ings was that they were allowed to be per- petrated without any earnest effort on the part of the European powers to prevent them. Active interference by such nations as England, Russia, Germany and France would have effectually stopped the horrors to which the Christians in Turkey have been subjected, but their indifference ac- tually encouraged the cruel conduct of the Turks, and all this was allow. 2d because selfish jealousy of each other restrained the action of the Christian nations. And now another caseis presented in which the Turks propose to enforce their sovereignty over the Christian = people of the island of Crete, who have often re- belled against it. While they are preparing to exert their power against the rebellious Cretans, with their usual ferocity, heroic little Greece steps into the arena as the champion of the islanders who are of the same blood and religious faith as the Greeks, and challenges the Mohammedan power. Nothing in recent history has so stirred up the sentimental feeling of the civilized world as this heroic incident. The very name of Greece, with all its glorious associations, is an inspiration, and this no- ble attitude of the descendants of the old Greek heroes excites the enthusiastic sym- pathy, of all enlightened people. | But though the Greeks may be a match for the barbarous Tarks, what could they | do as against the interference of the great | | powers of Europe? Appearances indicate | that their interposition will allow the Turk, | | as in the case of Armenia, to again exercise | | his merciless sway. What a blot this would | be on the civilization of the age. i } —Takoit av a political prognostica- | tion, that council-man-elect W>M. SHORT- | LIDGE, West ward of Bellefonte, will be { an aspirant for legislative honors in ’98. For the Warcnmax., ! THE NEW ARITHMETIC. (Inscribed to a school-mam and school-master who solved the problem of life February 10th, 1897.) The Matthew Maties are correct When figuring, as they do, That all its parts‘make up the whole And one and one are two ; But we are able to affirm In earnest—not in fun— 'Tis also true as Holy Writ That one and one are one. For proof whereof ask little Bess Her thought upon this thing ; Inquire of him who bears the name Of Israel's ginger-king ; Consult the poets :—all their rhymes In this wise ever run : : “Two souls with but a single thought— Two hearts that beat as one.” And have you heard the word sublime Of Swedenborg the seer 7— The wedded twain one angel ace And so to heaven appear. It follows, then, that each is half— The better half is Bess ; O, may the love that makes you one Thus ever keep and bless! In selfhood each a fraction is, Love makes the integer ; Love loves to add and multiply, As you may well infer. Subtraction and division—these He does abominate, But in the present worth of hearts His interest is great. Thus with this new arithmetic Begin life's larger school ; One rule is all you need to know— Love is the only rule. Work out your questions by this rule And I will guarantee Each problem you will quickly solve And end with “Q. E. D.” CARL SCHREIBER. Such a Law Would Take the Ginger Out of Bellefonte’s Great Sport. From the Butler Democratic Herald. Coasting accidents are reported all over the country. There is no good reason why young folks should not participate in this invigorating sport, but the matter ought to be governed by common sense. How people of ordinary good gense can consent to clithb on a *‘bob’’ with 15 or 20 others and start on an excursion that may result in the death of one or all of the party be- cause of some very simple accident, is one of the thingy past finding out. If coasting were carried on with reasonable sized sleds or coasters there would he quite as much sport and very little, if any, dcager at- tached to the sport. Why should not the Legislature restrict fool-hardiness in coast- ing as well as in other matters ? A Man Who Had the Courage of His Convictions. From the Doylestown Democrat. Democrats throughout the country will learn with regret of the death of William P. St. John, former president of the Mer- cantile national bank, which occurred at his home in New York city. Mr. St. John was one of the staunchest advocates of the free coinage of gold and silver in the East, and after the Chicago convention resigned his position as president of the bank to be- come treasurer of the Democratic national committee. With limited means at his command he accomplished a great work. Mr. St. John was regarded in New York as one of the most able financiers in that city. Claim She is a Pirate. WASHINGTON, Feb.—The United States supreme court to-day heard argument in the case of the United States vs the steamer Three Friends, on the motion of the attor- ney-general for a certiorari to the circuit court of appeals for the Fifth circuit to bring the case to the supreme court, the steamer having been libeled for condemna- tion on the charge of violating the neutral- ity laws. Assistant Attorney Whitney made the first argument for the government. He said it was clear that the steamer had been equipped to be employed against the Spanish authorities by the Cuban insur- gents. The only question, he said, was whether the statute was applicable for the reason that the belligerency of the Cu- bans has not been formally recognized. It was true in the technical meaning of inter- national law that the Cubans had not been recognized as belligerents but even if this was the case, there were other statutes con- cerning piracy and enlisting men for hostil- ities against a friendly power which was ap- plicable. Asa matter of fact there was nothing in the statute to require a recogni- tion of belligerency to set the law in mo- tion. W. Hallett Philips and A. W. Cockrell appeared for the owners of the Three Friends. Mr. Philips desired to know if the question as to whether the words ‘‘col- ony, district, or people’ in the law of 1817 applied to the insurgents was presented by the record in this case. No such body as the republic of Cuba was, he said, any- where referred to. He claimed that there could be no mistake as to the legal mean- ng of that word ‘‘neutrality.’”” He assert- ed that the words ‘‘insurgents’” and ‘‘revo- lutionists’”’” have no legal meaning, but that when recognized by a neutral govern- ment, such recognition amounts'to a recog- nition of belligerency or independence. Mr. Cockrell urged that the libel failed to show the criminal intent of the offending persons, and that it did not even show who the offending persons were. / | Attorney-General Harmon, for the gov- | ernment, said that while the Cuban insur- rection had not shown itself to be strong enough to warrant the recognition of bellig- erency, still there had been suflicient recognition that a state of war existed. So far as formal recognition was concerned, he claimed that the insmgents were better off without it. At the conclusion of Mr. Harmon's argument -the court adjourned, without announcing any opinion, until the first Monday in March. Spawls from the Keystone. —A freight train cut off both legs of Amos Hershberger, 14 years old, of Palmyra. —The Reading collieries will work but three days of three-quarter time each this week. —An engineand twenty freight cars were wrecked in a collision at East Mahanoy junc- tion. —Another lift is to be sunk at the Lehigh valley coal company’s York farm colliery, Pottsville. —The Senate Monday confirmed the nomi- nation of H. M. Bennett to be postmaster at Derry station. = —While'playing with the baby Harry Alli- son, a Mercer county farmer, committed suicide by shooting himself. —Joe Natacoski, another of the men im- plicated in the Luzerne county jail delivery, was caught on Saturday night. —During a fight in a Mahanoy City saloon George Petro was badly cut and Andrew Mahr received a serious wound on the head. —Three prisoners charged with drunken- ness escaped from the Lebanon police station by prying off the bars at the window of the cell. —Burglars got away with a large sum of money from the rectory of St. Luke’s P. E. church, Lebanon, while the family were at church. —Twenty-one members of Wilson’s bur- lesque company, composed of New York and Philadelphia performers, are stranded in Easton. —The secretaries and physical directors of the Young Men’s Christian Associations of the State met at Pottsville on Tuesday and Wednesday. —During a row at Boiling Springs, Cum- berland county, Robert Donnelly was proba- bly fatally shot by James Smith, who fled to the mountains. —When retiring on Saturday night Jack Kinsley, a Lehigh valley baggage master, at Wilkesbarre, accidently turned on the gas. The physicians think he will recover. —Judge Buffington in the United States court at Pittsburg refused new trials to J. A. Culp and others, convicted at Scranton of using the mails for fraudulent purposes. —The Christian Endeavor societies of Lebanon celebrated the sixteenth anniver- sary of the Lutheran society with a union service in Zion Lutheran church, Sunday night. —J. A. Rodier, of Centerville, Crawford county, witnessed the inauguration of Martin Van Buren as President of the United States on March 4th, 1837, and has been present at the inauguration of every President since. He expects to be in Washington, March 4th, 1897, to see William McKinley take the oath of office. —A German made a record at the court house in Clearfield the other morning that is not likely to be equalled soon. He called at the prothonotary’s office, got a certificate of divorce, secured a certificate of naturaliza- tion, and then went to the register and recorder’s office and got a marriage license— all in the forenoon. Clerk Rowles offered him another certificate, but he said he al- ready had one of that kind for five years. —-Jos. Foreman, Jr., a brakeman on onc of ‘ the coal trains on the Moshannon branch, had a severe toothache Tuesday morning last. As his long train was running parallel to the public road, he espied a doctor travel- ling along in a buggy. He jumped off a car at the head of the train, approached the doc- tor, and ask him if he could pull & tooth for him. The doctor replied that he could, when the brakeman took a seat on a stump, and in less time than it takes to tell it, the tooth was out and the brakeman was on his train again before the last car had reached the point where he had made use of the stump as a dentist's chair. —James B. Denworth, of Williamsport, who was convicted in that city in October last for extorting illegal pension fees from Mrs. Irene Figg, a soldier's widow, received his sentence at Pittsburg yesterday. He was called before Judge Buffington, who imposed a sentence of a fine of £1, cost of prosccution, and undergo three months’ imprisonment in the Lycoming county jail. The amount in- volved in the case is about £230. The pen- sion secured by Denworth for Mrs. Figg amounted to 3189. Of this he advanced to her on different occasions $211. When the pension was paid he gave her $57 more, leav- ing a balance in his hands of $230, which is the amount he was convjcted of extorting from her. —A Curwensville correspondent te the DuBois Courier says : ‘‘In conversation with George Gibbs, a passenger engineer on the T. & C. branch, the other day, he modestly informed us that he has traveled on his engine on an average of 3,000 miles per month. This average he has made since 1871. Twenty-five years in that time he has actually made 900,000 miles, or a distance that would encompass the globe twenty-five times, at the rate of 25,000 miles for each circuit. This may prove an astonishing statement to some, but if they stop to figure it there is no doubt of the correctness of it. Mr. Gibbs is rated as one of the most careful and efficient passenger engineers in the Pennsy’s service.” —Sixty-five years ago Hiram Lukens en- tered the Intelligencer office at Doylestown to learn printing, and he is there yet, setting type as fast as anybody around the place. His record of continuous service with one establishment is probably unequalled in the business. Several times the management has changed hands, but he has never left his case. Three sets of floor boards have worn away under his feet in that long time, and 130 pairs of thick soled boots have been put on the retired list. For over 19,500 working days his eyes have been trained on the type, but still his vision is unimpaired, and he handles ‘the smallest size with case. It is fair to estimate that he has set and dis tributed an average of 8,000 ems of type a day, or a total in sixty-five years of 156,000.- 000 cms. This is equal to 28,883 columns of common type—cnough for all the reading matter in the Record for over a year and a half. Beside attending to ordinary duties he has trained at least 150 apprentices, but not one of the lot could ever show so clean a proof as he. Very few of them approached him in point of rapid composition.