Se That Bellefonte, Pa., April 24, 1896. a ——.—.———..—..————.—.— DE PROFUNDIS. The waves were beating along the shore, And the wind swept by with a hollow moan, As I entered the silent house once more, And groped ndy way to her room alone. I had seen the pageant, and heard the prayer, And had watched the priest at the solemn rite, But I could not think that my love lay there, Robed for the tomb in her garments of white. And I sought her chamber with one sole thought, To find my love with her gentle face ; I could see the pictures her hand had wrought, And her bird still hung in its wonted place. A knotted scarf, and the fillet which bound Her hair, lay there with its glittering pin; I opened the leaves of a book, and found A rose I had given her pressed therein. And I said, she will surely come, if I call— She is only waiting to hear her name; ~ And I breathed the one she loved best of all But the way was dark and she never came. I was dazed and dumb, and my eyes were dry, And I watched and watched till the break of dawn ; Then the rain of my tears fell fast, and I Knew well that the life of my life was gone. —Boston Evening Transcript. AFTER TWELVE YEARS, BY LOUISE WELLINGTON. ‘When the maid left her to seek the per- son for whom she had inquired, she took a long, curious look around the plain, stiffly furnished room. The parlor it evidently was, and that the parlor of a boarding house. She found herself wishing that she could rearrange the chairs, which were set around the walls as if for a funeral. Then she smiled to herself—half nervously, half humorously—as if she were some one else and there were something ludicrous in her present call. The room was dark and cold, and she walked over to the fireplace and held out one small, daintily gloved hand toward the blaze. She was a dainty little person alto- gether ; rather below the medium height with a slender but perfect figure, and car- rying her head haughtily, as if to make up in dignity what she lacked in statue. Her hair and eyes were a brilliant brown ; the eye proud and a trifle hard in their expres- sion, though just now the red lips—a little too thin for beauty, perhaps—are quivering with suppressed nervousness. Her dress is plain and simple, as is also the cloth cape she has loosened at the throat, thus reveal- ing a pretty silken waist with faint touches of red in it. There is a suggestion of red at one side of the small dark hat. The hand holding her muff has dropped to her side, but she raises it as though to shield her face from the fire when she hears the door open. A man came forward, part way to the fire, but as her face was in shadow he did not recognize her. ‘A woman wishes to speak with me,’ he said with polite surprise ; then as she turned toward him, ‘‘Anne!”’ The woman looked at him calmly, see- ing almost at a glance that the clustering dark curls were tinged with gray, that there were deep lines around the firm mouth and piercing gray eyes. After a moment she said quietly. ‘‘You are surprised tosee me here. I did not send up a card. I was afraid, if you knew, you might not come down.” He did not answer her ; he gazed at her with a sort of dazed astonishment, while she looked out of the window. The blus- tering March afternoon was drawing to a close ; the few straggling pedestrians seem- ed to move in the midst of a thin, gray mist. Tho woman turnad her head slowly and held her hand out to the fire again, saying. ‘It is bitterly cold.”’ : ‘‘How beautiful you are still Anne !” the man replied. ‘‘Nota gray hair, and you are almost forty.’ The woman’s eyes softened in their ex- pression, but only for a moment. Still, she had enjoyed the compliment. “I see you have grown gray, Albert.” she said calmly. ‘‘Twelve years make changes in most people. Eleanor is nine- teen now.”’ ‘‘Eleanor !’’ repeated the man. ‘“Yes, Eleanor ; my daughter and yours. Have you forgotten her ? It is twelve years since you have seen her.” The woman spoke slowly, his evident confusion keep- ing hercalm. ‘Time does not stand still with children; and Eleanor has grown quite pretty. I think”’—with a quick glance at him—*“I think she resembles you.” The man gave himself a little shake, and came nearer the fire. He seemed to shake off his astonishment at the same time, for he said, with a cynical smile, which came go, easily that it must have been habit- . “May I ask to- what -I am indebted for the honor of this visit ?”’ The woman's cheeks flushed painfully, but her voice was as hard as the expression in her eyes when she replied. “I should not be here if it were not that I would do anything for Eleanor. She is your child too, yon know ; she has some claim on you still, even if you have given me up.”’ ‘“Then why not send Eleanor, since you are so loath to come ? To be sure I should not know her.” He spoke carelessly indif- ferently. “I think you would ; as I said, Eleanor is very much like you.”’ “Ah, she is !”’ ‘The woman wondered whether it was merely an exclamation or a ‘question. Suppose it were the latter? Well, she would answer it. “Like you, Eleanor is tall and dark, with beautiful gray eyes ; they are soft in expression, though she has also your dis- position—and temper. ‘‘Ah, she has !”’ This time it was only an exclamation, and as such she lgt it pass unanswered. At length he spoke again. ‘‘How unpleasant. for you that she did not inherit yours,’’ he said ironically. The woman moved her muff uneasily. “IT am glad she did not. Still it has béen hard. It was bad enough to have,been— ‘but to have a—"’ She stopped abrutly, and walked over to the window. He noticed that she moved «quietly, without the usual accompaniment of silken rustle that had always jarred upon him. As he stood looking at her, sil- houetted against the gray light of the win- dow, it took no great stretch of his imagi- nation to fancy her young again. The day he asked her to marry him she had worn some such little hat. - How well he re- membered it ! They had been out walk- ing, and the crisp autumn winds had brought the bright color to her cheeks, and the confession of his love to his lips, even before they had returned to the cosy little _parlor of her home: What ‘a fool ‘he had made of himself ! And the last {ime he had & & ~ \ seen hei—twelve years before—he had no- ticed the usual hat with its scarlet wing, though he saw it through a midst of heart broken anger. Now she turned her head a little, and he saw that her cheek was no longer rounded softly ; it had grown thin. Yet she did not look faded to his eyes ; he saw the reflection of her youth. She walked back from the window, and stood 1 upon her muff on the table. ‘‘Eleanor is going to be married,’’ she said slowly. “Yes? he said absently. He seemed not to be interested ; he was thinking not of the girl, but of the girl’s mother. ‘‘He is a very nice young man. and will, I think, make her a good husband—as husbands go.”’ ‘You were unfortunate in the choice of yours,’’ he 8 . - “I like the young man,” the woman continued, ignoring his remark. ‘We have seen a good deal of him ; and he has fancjed Eleanor from the first. She—she loves him. ‘‘That last is, of course, necessary,’’ said the girl’s father with a light laugh. “It is” said the woman firmly. ‘‘My daughter would not marry without it. And I hope she will never suffer as I have suffered.” She spoke bitterly, and as if to herself. The man looked at her earnestly, and said more gently than be- fore. ‘‘Has your life been so hard, then ?’ ‘A divorced woman does not lead a par- ticularly pleasant life. =~ You have been quite generous’’—she looked at him grate- fully—‘‘but you could not make some things any better, you know. I don’t wish to complain ; I did not come for that. We agreed to it long ago, and it is better so ; you have done your share, and I should not ask for more.” She paused. The man raised his eye- brows interrogatively. ‘Does Eleanor complain ?’’ he asked. ‘Why should she ? I try not to give her a chance. But for her sake—"’ ‘ ‘Yes o” ‘‘For her sake I have come here. I do not wish, if anything should happen to me —if I should die—you must know that Eleanor is married, and to know before, so that you can never blame me. I will give you the young man’s name ; and if there is anything you know or hear about him You do not approve—well, Eleanor is your child too, you know.’’ Na *‘This 18 very generous, Anne,’’ the mal said gently. ‘And you are willlng to abide by my decision even if it be con- trary to your wishes—yours and the girl’s 2” “It is nothing,” said the woman, for cing herself to speak quietly. ‘‘There was no one I could come to but you—bhut her father. A man has so much more chance to find out things about men, and a young man shows only the good side of his life to the girl he loves.”’ {Was this the only reason for your com- ing, Anne ?”’ What did the note of plead- ing in his voice expect for an answer ? ‘Certainly, ’’ she said brusquely. ‘‘You as Eleanor’s father, had to be told ; and I could not send her.” ‘No, I suppose not,”’ he said, ironically again. ‘It would not be proper for a child to come to see her father ; and in this case it would be especially embarrass- ing, as we might not recognize each. other.” - : The woman did not reply, but she drew her cape up around her shoulders, as though she were cold. ; “I suppose you have given the girl a pretty lively impression of my character,”’ she continued. ° The mother shivered slightly. “I have talked aboutyou,’’ she said coldly. ‘‘No ? Well, what else could I expect ?’’ He did not look at her, so she did not feel it necessary to answer him. They stood in silence for some minutes. When a piece of coal dropped with a slight noise in the grate, they both started, and the man said abruptly, ‘‘Have you had enough for your needs ? I am richer now, you know.”’ ‘I have heard of it,”’ she said. ‘We have had enough, but——’ She hesitated, and turned slowly, painfully red. He looked at her inquiringly, but his mascu- line mind failed to grasp the situation. ‘‘Eleanor is going to be ‘married,”’ she added lamely. ‘‘Yes ;you said so before.’ Then for their first time during their in- terview, she smiled. ‘‘But,’’ she said bravely, ‘‘a hundred dollars a month will not provide a very elaborate trosseau ; and Eleanor is your only daughter.” - The man smiled too. “Ah! I see. A financial difficulty ! Eleanor must have clothes.” ‘Yes. The girl is fond of pretty things, and has not had many of them in her life. I would like to have them for her now.’ She spoke impulsively, ‘looking at him with frank, appealing eyes. ‘Yes ?”” He looked slowly, thought- fully, over the daintily clad figure before him. “‘Do'you wish me to give her the wherewithal for them ?’’ he asked. The girl’s mother drew back. “I have no wish in the matter,” she said, without a trace of her momentary impetuosity. ‘Then why did you come tome?’ he asked, almost angrily. ‘‘Because I think it your duty to pro- vide for your daughter. I believe I told you I would do anything for Eleanor— even coming to you.”’ There was a hint of petulance in her tones, and he looked at her intently for a moment before he asked. ‘‘How would a thousand dollars do ?”’ ‘“If you can spare it.” She paused, then added, “It will please Eleanor.’’ By the sbft light in the woman’s eyes he saw that she was pleased too ; but he asked in pretended surprise, ‘Would she be pleased with anything coming from me, a hated father ?”’ ‘‘She does not hate you,’”’ the woman said gently. ‘‘I have not talked about you to her at all in the past twelve years. She probably has a natural fondness for you deep down in her heart. “I hope 80,”’ said the girks father husk- ily, as he turned away half regretfully. ‘‘Will you take a check for the thousand dollars ?”’ : “Now ?’’ she asked. Yes.” “Very well.” ‘‘May I trouble you to wait here for it ?"’ He moved toward the door. “It will not trouble me.” The woman made her answer quietly, but she felt odd- ly oppressed, as if she had found some- thing lacking in the interview, aside from its being painful. With his hand on the door knob, the man turned to say lightly. ‘Of course I may expect an invitation to the wedding ?”’ ' The woman gave a little start, and dropped her muff. He came and handed it to her. = © “You will com. “”’ she asked. “I should like i. -ce her again ; besides, a man generally lil.c: to be present at his paused—*‘I am sorry she does nor resem- ble you more.”’ « - The woman raised her head, looking at him with a Songs [Bese Some- thing com: er to say, *‘She xsi ble me at all. She loves this young man.”’ "The man came nearer her. “Did you never love me, Anne?’ he asked softly. A shadow li across her face, and her voice trembled as she said, “I neverdid. You know I married you for your position.” “I know it,” he .said bitterly. ‘And because you didnot love me, you had no patience with my faults. I have over- come some of them, Anne.’’ . “I was too ready to find fault, I am afraid,’’ she said. ‘I have grown wiser, too, Albert.” “Anne,” he said abruptly, fiercely— ‘‘Anne, despite it all, I love you—I have always loved you.” She leaned heavily against the table. “I shall always love you, Anne,”’ he continued more quietly, ‘‘though we have been separated twelve years, and may live so to the end.” ‘‘You love me still ?”’ she asked, looking at him with wide open eyes. ‘‘After all these years ?”’ ‘‘Yes, Anne,’’ he replied bitterly. He was not looking at her now. ‘You may think me a fool, but I do.” “After all I did?’ she continued con- tritely. ‘‘Listen’’—as he looked at her in surprise—‘‘I knew—after our divorce—I knew then that I loved you ; I must have loved you all the time. My wretched pride kept me from telling you then ; be- sides, I had Eleanor to live for, while you —you had nothing.”” She stopped with a little catch like a sob in her throat. ‘You loved me, Annie ?’’ he asked, scarcely believing what he heard. ‘I have loved you for twelve years, at least,’’ she went on softly ; ‘and shall I think, forever.” He took her hand quickly, firmly. “Do you mean it, orare you trifling with me ?’’ he demanded, almost fiercely. She looked up into his troubled face, and he saw something new and very ten- der in her moist eyes. Then he took her in-his arms and kissed her. Presently she drew herself away from her husband. “It is growing late. Eleanor will be expecting me,’’ she said. ‘Had you not better have some tea be- you go ?’’ he asked. She looked around the dreary parlor. ‘‘Wouldn’t you rather,’’ she asked with a tender smile—‘‘wouldn’t you rather come home ?’ ‘When he put on his greatcoat, and they stood equipped for the windy night, he said, looking down with a little laugh : “I did not draw the check I promised you ; I can pay Eleanor’s bills so much better as they are sent in.’’—Munsey’s Magazine. Hayes and the Farmer. President Hayes had for one of his Ohio neighbors a testy old fellow who kept a small truck farm. During Mr. Hayes’ four years in the White House, on one of his visits home, he passed the old man’s farm and found him planting potatoes, says the Cincinnati ‘‘Enquirer.”” The President, being somewhat of a farmer himself, noticed some eccentricity in his neighbor's style of planting, and, after a little chat, called attention to it. The old man defended his method, and finally Mr. Hayes said, as he started along ‘““Well, I don’t think you will get the best kind of a crop if you plant in that manner.” The farmer rested his elbows on the fence. ‘They ain’t neither of us above havin’ fault found with us,” he said, ‘but if you ‘jest go on Presidentin’ the United States your way and Igo on plantin’ pertaters my way, I guess we won’t be no wuss off in the end.” A Legal Joke. Judge Gary has a dry wit with him that is occasionally the cause of his grim court- room being pervaded by a very audible tittering. The other day -one of the attorneys was airing his indignation. He had been rob- bed. Yes, sir, robbed. It was shameful the way things went there right under the eyes of the law. Finally Judge Gary noticed the fuming and fretting one. ‘What's the matter now ?”’ he asked. ‘‘Matter ? It’s confounded outrage. Had my overcoat stolen right from this room.” The Judge smiled a little. ‘‘Overcoat, eh ?”’ he said. ‘‘Pah, that’s nothing! Whole suits are lost here every day.”’—Green Bag. All the Vowels. There are but six words in the English language which contain all the vowels in regular order, viz : Absteminous, arsenious anenious, facetious, materious and trage- dious. There is but one word which con- tains them in regular reverse order, and that word’is- j rte tien } DOULITERAL [ Besides the above there are 149 English words which contain all the vowels in ir- regular order. A Schoolboy’s Composition. Here is a novel composition from a pro- gressive schoolboy : ‘‘One day I was in the country.I saw a cow and I hit her with a rock a dog bit me a sow chased me I fell out of a wagon and a bee stung me and the old gobbler flopped me and I went down to the branch and I fell in and wet my pants.’’ There’s a whole novel for you in seven lines.—Atlanta Composition. Insane Man’s Fatal Leap. Philadelphia, April 19.—While being brought to this city to undergo treatment in the Pennsylvania hospital for the insane John E. Pattison, 34 years old, of Reading jumped from the train near Manyunk this morning and received a fractured skull asa result, of which he died in the Hahnemann hospital half an hour after his admission. ——According to Representative Tracy, the average cost of the Keeley cure to in- mates of the Soldiers’ Home at Leaven- worth, Kan.,* is $100. At this rate the Home, which clears $13,000 a year off its beer saloon, ought to be able to keep its comparatively few inmates who may need it pretty well cured. ——“It don’t allus pay ter put on too much style,’” said Uncle Eben ; ‘de dog dat hab er blue ribbon ’roun’ ’is neck am de one dat's mos’ likely ter git stole in de daughter’s wedd; =: Iam sorry—’ he hop e of er reward.” Wilkes Booth’s Death. New Light on the Last Hours of the Assassin. A was the last Person to Whom Booth Spoke. In themean time the troop of cavalry sent from Washington on Monday reached Port Conway. About five p. m. on Tues- day the officer in charge met Rollins, ask- ing him if he had seen a zen’s clothes cross the river, and showed him a photograph of Booth. Rollins said the photograph resembled the man who had been there on the previous day, whom he described accurately (of course he had no knowledge of Booth’s identity ), and was pressed to guide the troopers to Bowling Green, whither, he stated, Jett, who seem- ‘ed to be the guide of the assassins, had ne. : i Rollins has lived a hermit’s life ever since. His neighbors charge him with the Betrayal of Booth, and have conse- quently ostracised him completely during a period of thirty years. The claim was made that he received money for his part in the transaction, which Rollins stanchly denies ; and the records at the Treasury Department do not substantiate the charge. As the body of cavalrymen passed the gate leading to Mr. Garrett’s residence, on their way to Bowling Green, Booth plainly saw them from the porch, but exhibited no emotion whatever ; and Herold, who at this time was in the lane leading from the road to the house, saw the soldiers and was seen by them. i Asgoon as they disappeared from view, Booth left the porch of the house, where he had been sitting, and went to meet Herold, and in his conversation with him, at a short distance from the house, exhibited the only excitement which he displayed while there. That night the assassin attempted to leave Mr. Garrett’s. Jack Garrett was of- fered one hundred and fifty dollars for his horse, which he refused to sell, but he to take the two the next morning to Guinea’s Station, a distance’ of about eighteen miles, for which Booth paid him ten dollars'in advance. Booth explained to Mr. Garrett’s family that he had had ‘“‘a little brush with the Yankees over in Maryland’’ to account for his excitement after the cavalry rode by, and stated that he and Herold would like to sleep in the barn that night. The actions of the fugi- tives had already aroused the suspicions of Jack Garrett and his brother Willie, and they interpreted the wish of the assassins to sleep in the barn as a ruse tosecure their horses during the night. After Booth and Herold went to the barn, therefore, the horses were secretly led into the woods half a mile distant, and Jack and Willie Gar- rett, after quietly locking Booth and Herold in the barn, slept on their arms in the corn-crib near by. The cavalry, guided by Rollins, who was not informed of the name of the man whom they were pursuing, rode on to Bowling Green, which they reached about one o'clock Wednesday morning. Jett awoke to see by the dim light of a candle four men at his bedside, each of whom held a large cocked pistol levelled at his head. A voice gruffly demanded. ‘‘Where did you leave those men ? Tell us quickly, or we'll blow out your brains.”” Only half awake, and much frightened by the sight before him, Jett stated that he had left them at Garrett's. Under the threat of death he was forced to lead the soldiers back about twelve miles to Garrett's, which was reached between three and four o'clock Wednesday morning. For Jett’s connection with this affair he was jilted by his sweetheart, ostracized by his friends, outlawed by his family, and finally obliged to leave the neighborhood. This was not because he guided Booth, but because he ‘‘betrayed’’ him. He died in an insane asylum in Baltimore. Upon reaching Garrett's farm the cavalry were picketed before each window and door of every building on the place. Jack Gar- rett, when awakened, without hesitation informed the soldiers where they would find the two men, whose true names of course he did not know ; and was direct- ed to go into the barn, and tell the men to surrender. He aroused the assassins, who were asleep on the straw ; and when he communicated the message as directed, Booth turned on him angrily and -said, ‘Young man, your life is in danger. Get out of here !”” Young Garrett did not waste any time in retreating. Booth was then called upon to surrender, which he re- fused to do ; when informed that if he did not the barn would be fired, he remarked, * “But there is a man in here who does want to surrender pretty bad,”” whereupon Her- old presented himself at the door. . In the meantime Jack Garrett had been instructed to pile brush about the barn. While doing so he was discovered by Booth, who, putting his mouth to a crack where the young man was, whispered, ‘I advise you to keep away from here for your own safety.” Sr A few minutes afterward the barn was fired by one of the detectives in the party, and a soldier; Boston Corbett, in direct dis- obedience of orders, shot Booth through one of the cracks in the barn while the as- sassin was standing in the full light of the flames, which then encircled him complete- ly. The bullet entered in almost the same spot as the shot he had fired two weeks be- fore at the President. Corbett was after- ward court-martialed. for his insubordina- tion. For this interesting account of the assassin’s movements on Tuesday and Wed- nesday, the writer is indebted to Mr. Jack Garrett, who now lives within a few miles of his father’s old home. The old home- stead still remains in the hands of the Gar- rett family.—[‘‘Four Lincoln Conspira- cies,” by Victor Louis Mason, in the April Century. Man’s Worst Habit. The worst habit a man can fall into is that of habitual ill humor. To meet a man with a scowl on his face makes you feel more or less gloomy, while smiles are contagious-and send a ray of sunshine to the heart. Many a man gets the uta- tion of being ‘‘a Taj iling goo) fellow?’® just because he speaks cheerfully to people and smiles. His melancholy brother may have a more sympathetic heart and a higher moral nature, but people don’t like him because he is gfoomy. Therefore my son, smile. ——Miss Sweetly—‘‘How did you know I was going to wear my hair curled this evening ?'’ Mr. Plainman—‘‘I saw it in the papers this morning.’ ——Pennsylvania has more postoffices than any other State in the Union. With her 4,680 on June 30, 1895, she led New York by 1,268 and Ohio by 1,479. ——Prof. George J. Becker, after half a century of service as instructor in Girard college, Philadelphia, will retire at the end of the present month on an annual pension of $2,500. Sey 8tory Taken from the lips of Jack Garrett, who | lame man in eciti- ‘ knows that a schooner is hollow.” Clippings on the Holmes Confession. A STANGE CRIMINAL. District Attorney Graham proved conclu- sively that H. H. Holmes is the monu- mental mnrderer of the age, and Holmes has supplmented that illustration of his character by proving himself to be the monumental liar of the age. ..The falsity of his detailed confession was self-evident ' from. his description of the slow-burning and torture of Pietzel. The evidence was conclusive that Pietzel was not tortured at all, and that he was murdered before the match was applied. Although he succeeded in swindling the newspapers from time to time ever since he has been in prison by a torrent of state- ments and confessions, the public were not deceived by any of the half dozen confes- sions sold by him during the last week. Each one bore the unmistakable impress of falsity. : In all the history of noted criminals we cannot.recall one who combined Holmes at- tributes for committing murder and then multiplying his murders by the most re- volting statements which are utterly false. It is natural that a great criminal should be a great liar, but Holmes stands out sin- gle in the achievement of having magnified the number and atrocity of his murders to swindle publishers and gratify the morbid tastes of the public. It is now known that several and proba- bly half a dozen of the persons claimed to have been murdered by Holmes are yet liv- ing. Why he should make sale of such falsehoods knowing that they must be con- fronted by the living testimony of his al- leged victims, is one of the many incompre- hensible features of his abnormal character. Phila. Times. HOLMES’ CONFESSION. The importance the Philadelphia news- papers give to what is called “The Confes- sion of Holmes,”’ is as disgusting as the ‘“‘Confession’’ is brutal. Three different so called ‘‘Confessiony’’ were published, each differing from the other, and, we are sorry to say, were read with astonishing eager- ness. This shows a very depraved taste, something the newspapers have no business to cater to. - If the public press feel obliged to cater to every depravity, they may not be able in the future to draw the line on murder or other crime. = Newspapers are an useful medium, but’ they have it in their power to do a great deal of harm, and do it by catering to a depraved taste as in this instance. To spread Holmes’ relation of murders, almost without number, before the public, cultivates a taste for that sort of literature. That he indulged in the highest known crime twenty-seven times, we doubt if one person in a thousand hon- estly believes. The newspapers that pub- lished his brutal, disgusting recital of crime have done their best to make him the Na- poleon of murders.-— Doylestown Dem. HOLMES’ ‘‘CONFESSION’’ WAS FICTION. PHILADELPHIA, April 14.—The suppo- sition that Holmes’ ‘‘confession’” was largely a fabrication is strengthened by dispatches received from Chicago. While the police authoritics of that city believe that he killed the two Williams girls, Emily Cigrand, Mrs. Julia Conners, B. F. Pitezel and the three children they do hot think that he got away with twenty-seven victims. Neither do they believe that he killed most of the people in the way he described. For instance, Holmes claims that he killed Nannie Williams the day she arrived in Chicago. As a matter of fact, she was known to have lived there several weeks before she disappeared. The Chicago po- lice also assert that several of Holmes’ self- claimed ‘‘victime’, are still alive. Robert Latimer, the ex-janitor of the ‘‘castle’’ is flagman at a Chicago railroad crossing, and others who are known to be still in the land of the living are Warner, the origina- tar of the Waruer Glass Bending Company, and Dr. Thomas Russell, of Grand Rapids, Mich. ¢She’s Hollow" Congressman: Jack Robinson, of Penn- sylvania, brought down the House lately in his speech on the naval appropria- tion bill, by describing Mr. Cannon’s emo- tions on first beholding a warship. The Illinois statesman, who, by the.way, was fighting a provision which Robinson was advocating, he said, sailed down the Poto- mae river one time, and at Norfolk was taken aboard one of the battleships. He had just come to Congress from Illinois and his experience had all the charm of novelty. He looked around him on the deck with a bewildered airat the arma- ments and the smoke stack, and finally he cast his eye down the hold. One peep was sufficient ; throwing up both arms in pro- found astonishment, he exclaimed : ‘Great God ! she’s hollow I’? Before the House quieted down, and while Mr. Cannon was making his reply, Mr. Mahon, of Pennsylvania, asked the Illinoisan if he might interrupt him. ~~ “I am sure’’ said Mahon, ‘‘the gentleman And there was another outburst of laughter. ‘‘Yes,” returned Cannon, ‘‘I know a schooner is hollow, after the gentleman from Pennsylvania gets through with it.” CARD OF THANKS. Our old big yaller cow tuck sick, And then she up and died, Of all my cows she wuz the pick, In her I tuck grate pride. Tho she’d bin allin’ quite a spell, ’ I made of it quite lite, . I never thought but she'd git well, And come again all rite. I s’pose I fed her too much meal, Or mebbe brewer's grains, For when she walked she'd sorter reel, And seemed to have grate panes, My nabers, they dropped in on me, As all good nabers do, And tendered me their sympathy, And hoped I'd pull her thru. One sed she had the holler horn, And so her horns I bord, Another sed she must be bled, I bled her till she snored. Wolf in the tail some thot she had, » And now I think so tu, No livin cow that gits that bad, «Will ever pull safe thru, She went off sloly by degrees, My nabers aid wuz vane, Til deth did pleze to give her eze, Aud eze her of lier pane. And now dear nabers every wun, Whoz kindnes fils my hart, I thank you all for what you dun, When flichsun waz my part. And 1 éspeshully thank agin, Thos culled pussons, who Turned in, and on shares helped me skin : My good old yaller cow.— Mr. Jooezer Jones. Independent Republican. hs) ——We are thinking of getting even with a few people by joining a church, and of- fering their names for public prayers. FOR AND ABOUT WOMEN. The Norfolk jacket will be the mode for tailor-gowns of dugk and lined crash, and when worn with white chemisette cuffs and belt, make an appropriate morning dress for seashore and country wear. The bigger the bow at. the back of the neck the more chic the girl, and when the brim of her hat is filled with roses and tilted well over her nose, then, indeed, may she rest content, for she is demonstrat- ing the very latest Parisian mode. ; The tip-tilted hat, unromantically dub- bed the nose hat, has come to stay, for it has not only demonstrated its becoming- ness, but its usefulness as well, being an ideal headgear for driving, as the most in- quisitive sunshine cannot penetrate beneath its brim. - Silk waists are quite plainly made—a little fullness in the middle of the front and that in the back shirred both at should- ers and waist and bishop sleeves with nar- row cuffs. On some straps of the material, stiffened and lined with pretty silk, come from the shoulder seam to the waist. One or two ornamental buttons are put on each strap, or they are edged with narrow jet or with one or two rows of white, cream-color- ed or black lace. On some satin ribbon two and a half inches wide forms the strap, ending in a full bow on the shoulder. For very tiny tots the old-fashioned mus- lin sun-bhonnet is revived. They are much shirred and have, as of old, the regulation curtain hanging over the neck, thus com- bining comfort with the quaint and pic- turesque. The daintier the woman the less likely she is to use perfumes—the really fastidi- ous absolutely taboo extracts, affecting only the fragrant violet water, and that solely for bath and toilette—her handker- chief gives no slightest hint of any scent. The number of white pique or duck gowns is legion. They are made in all sorts of fanciful ways. One gown of pique, much too dressy for common wear, has an open-work insertion set in at all the seams, and the whole is worn over an underslip of pale-tinted silk, with it is worn a white kid belt, and a wide stock or smart Per- sian ribbon at the neck. There are two things ina woman that the man of refinement admires equally as much as, if not more, than beauty, and those are a pleasant voice and a cheerful disposition. There is not a. man in the world brave enough to cope with a woman who whines. He will put himself to any amount of trouble to avoid her. Fortunate- ly, though, whining is going out of fashion. It is now considered, and rightly, more womanly to meet trials and troubles, both small and great, cheerfully. If your trou- ble is a great one, however, you may risk telling it to your best man friend, be he lover or brother, feeling sure that he will ‘do his best to aid you, but never venture meeting him with a bundle of imaginary woes. With such you may be sure he will never trouble you, and why should a wom- an feel it her privilege to ask more than she can return simply because she is a woman ? Batiste is beyond doubt the pet material of the season. It is made up in an entire gown, or is used as a trimming on a gown of silk, but the typical Summer gown is made over a lining of silk. . This is a splendid opportunity to use the soiled or worn silk gown, provided it has a bright, pretty color. “This material is shown in a variety of weaves, plain or interlined with narrow open work lines showing the color of the silk through. The all-over open work batiste is altogether too expensive to use much of, and is seldom seen save as a yoke or some other decoration. A fetching Summer frock of this sort of stuff is made of the open-work lined sort over a groundwork of leaf green taffeta. The skirt is extremely plain, but wide and full. The bodice is laid smoothly over the shoulder, but gathered softly into the belt, around which was crushed a narrow twist of leaf green velvet finished at the back with ‘‘d key ear’’ ends. A deep crushed stock is made with a sharp point at the front, also of leaf green velvet, with tiny points of embroidered batiste at either side, The sleeves are in the leg-o’-mutton style, with but little fullness at the top and fin- ished with a point of the embroidered - batiste at the hand. ; A black serge, is the smartest thing this season. The skirt was absolutely plain, but the bodice was a revelation of the dressmakers’ art. It was of black satin laid in deep tucks in the back, forming a pointed effect, over whicha V of the serge was placed from neck to waist. This V was edged by narrow lines of black mohair braid. “In front the fullness of satin was enhanced by square revers that grew into a small square collar at the back. These revers were of serge and were covered with narrow lines of black braid, fringed out when they reached the edges. A box- plaited front of rose-strewn black mous- line de sole was held at the beginning of the revers by black rosettes and a black satin stock finished the neck. The sleeves were of satin, covored with fine lines of braid running perpendicularly. A jaunty little turban completed an ensemble that, while not being as essentially spring-like as the one first described, was far more stylish. e The unprecedented size of the coat but- tons worn during the past season has had its influence upon other belongings. The new boots are closed with buttons twice the old-time size, and gloves are fastenad by large clasp buttons the counterpart af those worn by men. The large white buttons recently seen on gloves had an ephemeral popularity because of the likelihood of their pulling from their fastenings. The patent spring clasp is handy and secure. The size and bulkiness of feminine belong- ings nowadays is a matter of note. But a few years ago every accessory enhanced the petiteness of women, but now, when the popular girl is decidedly a substantial creature, her pomps and vanities have taken on a corresponding degree of mag- nitude. It used to be whispered about with bated breath if a woman of fashion wore a numer five boot, but nowadays a girl unblushingly calls for a number six, and even a number seven is not unheard of. Stylish boots are narrower and longer than formerly, the pointed ends requiring an additional size to make them easily fit the feet. . In lingerie the lace fichu is larger. and more elegant than ever, while the stock collor has a bow at the back that reaches from on: shoulder seam to the other. There is no canting of material in any of woman’s beic.cings in these days of substantials. Do pee ha » ol ind