Terms 2.00 A Year,in Advance Beliefonte, Pa., April 26, 1895. P. GRAY MEEK, - - - EpiTOR. An Embarrassing Bill. The Garb bill is proving to be 2 white elephant on the hands of the Re- publican Legislators. It passed the House with the waving of flags and a blare of sectarian trumpets, but it sticks in the Senate where the mana- gers seem afraid to pass it and equally afraid to kill it. Between the liberal sentiment of the people who are op- posed to religious intolerance, and the demands of the A. P. A. that will not be satisfied with anything short of sec- arian persecution, there is presented the embarrassing dilemma of either outraging decent public sentiment, or offending a secret organization that has largely contributed to the Republi. can vote—a sort of “between the devil and the deep sea” situation. This case shows what trouble is likely to arise when a party forms an alliance with an organization whose principles are fanatical, whose purpose is proscription, and whose proceedings will not bear the light of day. When the party that has gone into such an alhance is called upou to pass laws that will carry out the purposes con- ceived in uuder-ground, dark-lantern conclaves, with the object of creating sectarian disturbance, it must expect that such partnership will be attended with great embarrassment. The pas- sage of the'Garb bill would be highly gratifying to the A. P. A. animosity toward the Catholics, but it would be offensive to other sects that claim the right to wear a peculiar garb, and re- pugnant to the general good sense and liberal feeling of the masses, who dont want to encourage strife among relig- ious denominations. Bat why should the party managers in the Legislature hesitate about throwing the Garb bill overboard through fear of their dark-lantern al- lies, when they didn’t display any hesi- tation in getting up a new and high salaried office especially to be filled by a Catholic? If the tear of the A. P. A. did not deter them from providing Dg- LANBY with a place that affords more picking and stealing than any other po- sition at Harrisburg, it should not scare them into enacting the obnoxious Garb bill. There would certainly be some- thing.grotesquely inconsistent in put- ting Catholics in important offices and at the same time passing laws to re. strict ‘the wearing apparel of their school teachers. In whatever. light this matter is viewed it presents an ap- pearance of inconsistency, hypocrisy, loose principles and bad politics. Legislation for the Book Trusts. The McQuowN text book bill, which aims to strengthen the hold book trusts have on the public schools of the State, is one ot the most stupendous instances of corporation favoritism that promises to disgrace this Legislature and leave a lasting stigma on the dis- trict whose representative presented it. The idea, of enacting a law that | | mrile was made in 41 seconds, which is makes it possible to change the text books in our public schools only once in five years and then ag gravating the obnoxious measure by requiring a change of all or none of the books, could have been conceived in no other mind than that of an accom- plice «of the scheol book trusts that ‘hope ito profit from its enactment. The people of this district are only beginning to get a taste of the kind of legislation that can be looked for from the classof representatives they chose last fall, : A ——There is an ominous rumbling of discontert among the coal miners again. ‘Let us hope that a general strike will not be the outcome. ——— Income Tax Rehearing. The Supreme Cosst Decides to Give the Opposi- tion Another Chance— Everything Depends on Judge Jackson. WasaHINGTON, April 23. —In the Su- preme court to-day Chief Justice Fuller announced that the petitions for a re- hearing of the ineome tax cases would be considered on Monday, May 6, and that there would be a full bench pres- ent. Thie means that Judge Jackson will take pert in the case. X It is believed that Justice Jaekson *will hold that the exemption of rents and State, county and municipal bonds does not invalidate the law, and that it will be declared constitutional. a———————— A —————— Death of Mrs Frank Leslie. Kingston, N. Y., April 24.—After an illness ot a year or more Mrs. Frank Leslie, who was divorced from the well- known New York publisher, now de- ceased about twenty years, died at Shokan of heart failure at noon to-day. She had been leading a life of solitude in the Catskills for the past ten years or | £0, stopping at Broadhead’s Bridge and | Shokan. One son, Alfred, survives her. | The body will be taken to New York | city for interment. : General McCook Retired. : Relieved From Duty After a Continuous Service i of Forty-Three Years. | WasHINGTON, April 22.—At noon to-day Major General Alexander Mec. ! Dowell McCook was placed on the ar- my retired list, he being 64 years old and having been in continuous service for forty-three years. General McCook is a native of Ohio, and he was appointed a cadet to the West Point Military Academy from that State in July, 1847. He was bre- vetted five times during the war of the rebellion—in July, 1861, to major for gallant services in the battle of Bull Run ; to lieutenant in March, 1862, for gallant services in the capture of Nashville, Tenn; colonel in the same year for gallant services in the battle of Shiloh, Tenn.; to brigadier general in March, 1865, for gallant services in the battle of Perryville, Ky.; and to major general in the same year for gallant and meritorious services in the field during the war. He resigned his volunteer commission in October, 1865 and entered the regular service as lieu- tenant colonel of the Twenty-sixth In- factry. He was made a brigadier gen- eral in July, 1890, and a major general in November, 1894. For the first time in nearly half a century the army is without a McCook on its active rolls, and with the retirement of Major Gen- eral McCook today the last of the “fighting McCooks” goes into private life. It was never asserted that the McCooks furnished the most brilliant of American fighters, but it is a note- worthy fact that a father and nine sors were all fighting for their country at one time, and that four of them at- tained the rank of general. Alexan- der, who retired at noon to-day, went out as major general, He was a ma- jor general in war times, and before his thirtieth birthday ‘was command- ing & brigade, had fought in Shiloh and won the highest praises from Gen- eral W. T. Sherman. Grant's attitude toward Major General McCook was construed by many to be prejudiced by jealousy. Certain it is that in an arti- cle written by him for a magazine he assailed McCook, and in his memoirs made a handsome retraction. Me- Cook’s war record was an enviable one and that it was not a magnificent one was due to lack of opportunity. In every engagement in which General McCook took part he came out with the highest honors of the day, from his campaign against the Muscalan In- dians in 1855 in New Mexico, when only a brevet second lieutenant, all through the war and up to 1894, when without firing a gun or charging a bayonet, he opened 10,000 miles of railroad during a labor strike of na- tional importance. Over Eighty-Seven Miles an Hour. The Most Notable Performance in Railroad Speed Which Has Yet Been Made, PHILADELPHIA, April 22,—The ex- cellent physical condition of the Penn- sylvania railroad’s line to Atlantic City was fully attested yesterday in a record breaking run made by the special news- paper train from Philadelphia to that popular seaside resort. This ferry boat to catch the train put out of the slip at Market street wharf, Philadelphia, at 5:30 a. m., precisely, and fifty-one and 4 half minutes thereafter the train came to a stop in Atlantic City station. The train left the station in Camden six and a quarter minutes after the de- parture from the Philadelphia side, so that the actual running time from Cam- den was only forty-five and ;three-quar- ter minutes. The distance is 583-10 miles and the average speed was 76} miles per hour. This is the fastest time ever made between the Delaware and the Atlantic ocean and is actually the fastest time ever made by a railroad train for the distance. From Winslow to Absecon 249-10 miles an average speed of 83 miles per hour was sustained. The fastest single an average of 878-10 miles per hour. This is the most notable performance in railroad speed which has yet been made. The Mikado's Proclamation, Congratulations on the Result of the War and a Warning Against Embreilment With Foreign Nations. Lonpow, April 22.—The “Central News” correspondent in Tokio tele- graphs that the Mikado, in an impe- rial proclamation issued to-day, says he is convinced that the peace concluded at Shimonoseki will promote the na- tional prosperity. He calls upon his people to promote education and seek to know the reflnements, but not the effeminacy of life. The Emperor rebukes sharply those who, in the intoxication of victory, seem inclined to insult friendly powers and complicate the empire’s foreign rela- tions. A strict obedience of his wishes will be exacted from all his subjects. WasainGgToN, April 22.—The re ports that Russia 1s dissatisfied with the terms of peace between China and Japan, and purposes forcibly interfer- ing to prevent Japan occupying any of China's soil, are directly in conflict with information received here from the highest sources. He Fooled the Governor. Lewelling Looked for Hidden Treasure That He | Never Found—Alleged Clever Ruse to Secure a Pardon Archdeacon Farrar, The Well-KEnown Broad Churchman Appointed Dean af Canterbury. LoNpoN, April 22.—Frederic Wil- ham Farrar, D. D., F. R. S., Archdea- con of Westminister, has been appoint- ed Dean of Canterbury. The Very Rev. Dr. Frederic William Farrar, the new Dean of Canterbury, was born in Bombay in 1841, where his father, the Rev. C. R. Farrar, held the position of chaplain of the fort. Frederic Farrar received his early edu- cation at King William's College in the Isle of Man, then entered King's College, London, and afterward gradu- ated at the London University, and was appointed university scholar in 1842. Entering Trinity College, Cam- bridge, he took his bachelor’s degree, with high classical honors in 1854. He was successively assistant master of Marlborough College and Harrow School ; was elected to a Trinity Fel- lowship in 1854 and received priest's orders in 1857. From 1871 to 1876 he filled the position of head master of Marlborough College, there he ex- hibited that sympathetic intuition of the schoolboy’s inner life which made Dr. Arnold so successful at Rugby. His tales of school and college life, “Erie,” “St. Winifred” and ‘Julian Home,’ though never so popular as “Tom Brown's School Days,” did much to dispel the popular delusions about public schoo! life in England. Dr. Farrar’s fame as an author principally rests, however, on his later theological works, among which the ‘Life of Christ,” published in 1874, stands prominently forward though his “Life and Works of St. Paul,” published in 1879, showed no diminution in vigor of style or picturesqueness of description. In 1876 he was appointed one of the canons of Westminister Abbey, and rec- tor of the ancient Church of St. Mar- garet's, which stands under the shadow of the Abbey. In 1881 Canon Farrar became Archdeacon of Westminister and resigned the rectorship of St. Mar- garet’s. It was from the pulpit of the Abbey that, on July 4, 1879, he ad- mitted the folly of the course which alienated the American colonies trom the mother country, and atthe same time recognized the blessings to civili- zation and progress, on both sides of the Atlantic, which followed that dis- ruption. Doesn't Amount to Much. The Excitement in Cuba Quieting Down and the Troubles Will Soon be Ended. New Yorx, April 24.—The Spanish steamer Panama arrived at quarantine this evening, after a trip of three days and fifteen hours from Havana. Among the passengers on board wag Dupuy De Lome, Spanish minister to the United States. The minister said : “The excitement in Cuba is quieting down, and I am confident that the troubles will soon be settled. The cap- tain general, Martinez Campos, will be in Havana before many days. He is now visiting the affected districts with a view of suppressing any disorders that may arise. The alleged insurrec- tion is confined principally to negroes, the whites not taking any active part with them. knowledge of the captain general, that he will be prompt and energetic. His perfect knowledge of Cuban aftairs makes him the best man for the situa- tion,” The minister will remain in New York for several days and will stop at the Hotel Savoy.” A Notable Social Event. The Marriage of Hon. George Curzon and Miss Mary V. Leiter. WASHINGTON, April 28.—The mar- riage of Hon. George Curzon, member of the British parliament, to Miss Mary Victoria Leiter, eldest daughter of the Chicago millionaire, which took piace at St. John’s Episcopal church, was a remarkably brilliant social event. The marriage took place in the presence of the Bristish ambassador and Mrs. Cleveland and a large and distinguished company, including guests from Eng- land and from leading cities in this country. The bride received nearly a thousand elegant presents, some of which were not even unpacked, as they will be shipped at once to her new home in England, for which the couple will sail this week. Mrs. Cleveland’s present was an antique silver loving cup of beautiful workmanship and great value. The other presents were not shown to any one outside of the two families. Her father settled an income of $25,000 a year on her as one of his wedding gifts. Looking Out for Quay. The Senator Said to be a Convert to Free Coin: age. HARRISBURG, April 22.—The Re- publican leaders are anticipating the promiged arrival of Senator Quay on Thursday with much interest. It is rumored that he has become a convert to the free coinage of silver and that he will endeavor to have passed through the Legislature a resolution on the silver question in the interest of Sena- tor Cameron's candidacy for re-election to the Senate. Senator Keefer to night had hung up { the nomination of T. H. B. Lyon, ap- pointed last week by Governor Hast- ings Orphans’ Court Judge of Schuyl- kill county. Itis stated the nomina- Topeka, Kas, April 23.—W. S,! Hancock, late storekeeper at the peni- ! tentiary, testified to-day before the | legislative committee investigating the | charges against Warden Chase that | George H. Schonewaldt, a convict, in- | formed him that there was a large | treasure hidden in Arkansas. He re | peated the story to Warden Chase, who | | told it to Gov. Lewelling, who granted | Schonewaldt a pardon. The Gover- | nor, warden and Hancock went with | the convict to Arkansas in search of | the treasure. While on the way Schonewaldt gave them the slip and has not since been seen. tion was made after the Senator had been informed that no further action would be taken on it until he was con- sulted. Martin Not Personally Interested, PriLaperpHia, April 24.—David Martin said te-night he understands the proposed inquiry to be into the manner of executing contracts, and as he has no contracts with the city he feels no personal interest in the matter Mayor Warwick declined to talk furth- er than to say he thought his admin- istration would not be affected, being in its infancy. I feel assured, from my- Civil Service Examination. It Will be Held in Bellefonte on Saturday, June 1—Conditions of Entrance. Court House in Bellefonte on Saturday, June 1, 1895. The examination is or- dered by the Civil Service Commission, at Washington, and will be held all over the United States by the local boards. Two regular examinations are held each year, in the months of June and December, and all who desire to take the examination here should make application at once. The age limita- tions are : Cierk, over eighteen, and carrier, between twenty-one and forty. The United States Civil Service Com- mission takes this opportunity of stat- ing that the examinations are open to all reputable citizens who may desire to enter the postal service, without regard to their political affiliations. All such citizens, whether Democrats or Repub- licans, or neither, are invited to apply. They shall be examined, graded and certified with entire impartiality and wholly without regard to their political views ; or to any consideration except their efficiency as shown by the grades they obtain in the examination. For application blanks, full instruc- tions and information relative thereto, apply at the post-office to the secretary of the board. Applications will be re- ceived until 8 o’clock p.m., Monday, May 13, after which any applications received will be entered for the next ex- amination in December. Being Taken to China. A Nine Year Old Spanish Girl in Charge of Criminals. New York, April 24,—The Ward line steamer Yucatan arrived in this port to-day from Havana, with 10 Chinamen in the steerage. The Chi- namen are in bond, and are on their way to China. With thera is a pretty little girl, about 9 years old who is not registered on the manifest except as the daughter of Jose Garcia, one of the Chinamen. The child has not a Chinese feature, and from her own lips it was learned that she is not the daughter of Jose Garcia. She said that he is her uncle. The child’s features are purely Spanish, which language she speaks. The custom house inspectors ex- pressed themselves as being somewhat ekeptical as to the child being a Chi- nese subject, and said that as it is the custom of Chinamen to take children to China and sell them for large sums, this may bea similar case. The Span- ish consul will be made acquainted with the circumstances, and make an inves- tigation into the case. England and Nicaragua. Warships Appear in the Corinto Harbor to En- force the British Ultimatum— President Zelaya Asks Delay. Managua, Nicaragua, April 23,— The government is advised of the ar- rival of the British warships Royal Ar- thur, Wild Swan and Satellite, at Cor- into to enforce the British ultimatum ‘of payment of £15,000 indemnity for the expulsion of Consul Hatch. Presi: dent Zelaya has cabled Lord Kimber- ley. British Secretary of State for For- eign Affairs, asking him to deter hos- tile demonstrations until the proposi- tion of compromise can be considered. Washington, April 23.—No Ameri- can naval vessel is at present under or ders to go to Corinto, though the { Monterey’s general orders mav cause | her to visit that port betweer. now and | May 1. She can be reached by cable. i A AR TSA Kribbs May Get It. He Is Suggested for the Mineral Land Commis. sionership. ‘WASHINGTON, April 23.—The Presi- dent has not yet had time to consider the matter of filling the mineral land commissionership left vacant by the dec- lination of ex-Congressman Pearson, of Ohio, who was appointed 10 days ago. Among the names mentioned in con- nection with the vacancy is that of ex- Congressman George F. Kribbs, of Clarion, Pa. Mr. Kribbs is not known to be an applicant for the place personal- ly, but it is understood his fitness for the place has been called to the President’s attention, as he has had practical ex- perience that would enable him to take hold of the duties intelligently. The pradent has a very friendly feeling for r. Kribbs, and it is not unlikely he will give him the refusal of the mineral land commissionership. ADDITIONAL LOCALS. ——Millheim has two girl bicyclists. ——Aundy Reesman, of Centre Hall, received his commission as a Justice of the Peace oa Monday. ——Colonel Amos Mullen, of this place, is an applicant for a position as deputy factory inspector, under Has- tings: - —— Wash silks for waists, 24cts. and 30cts per yd.—Lyon & Co. ——The Walter L. Main circus, grander than ever, will more than like- ly visit Bellefonte this season. Our readers will remember the terrible wreck this circus was in near Vail two days after its visit here in 1893. The Louisville Courier Journal speaks very highly of the circus this season. Tt exhibited there on the 7th, and had to turn people away the crowd was so large. half notice. ——Our bicycle girls have been so conservative in the past that they have anything short ot the regulation street attire, so it was quite a pleasure to see other day in a pair of dark blue ‘‘knick- ers.” They have long been the conven- tional bicycle rig in the cities, and Belle- ' fonte has only been slow in catching on. The Journal givesita column and a | never ventured out on their wheels in | Miss Lydia Bell go wheeling by the ——A resident of Port Matilda chased would-be chicken thieves away from his "hen 100st at the point of a revolver on The semi-annual Civil Service exami- Saturday night. nation for positions as clerk and carrier | in the city post-office, will be held at the | Philadelphia Press staff, will lecture in ——George Knox McCain, of the the chapel of The Pennsylvania State College this evening. ——Thieves, who blew the safe in the P. R. R. station at Birmingham open early Wednesday morning, got only about $1 in small change for their trouble. ——The handsome new church that the Catholics contemplate building at Johnstown, has been designed by the Beezer Bros., architects of Altoona. It will be pure Italian rennaissance in de- sign and one of the handsomest build- ings in the Flood city. Beezer Bros. are originally from Spring township and are gaining a wide reputation for their work as builders of fine houses. ——If Walter Main ever owned half the terrible animals that have either been seen or captured and said to have escaped from the wreck of his circus at Vail, in May, 1893, he must have had a much larger menagerie than he ex- hibited here two days before that catas- trophe. The latest of his wandering animals to be captured was a huge grizzly bear that two men caught on Luke mountain, near Lloydsville, last Sunday. It nearly ate them up, of course. ~—The bill prohibiting the killing of deer for a period of five years in this State has passed the House finally at Harrisburg, and will more than likely become a law as it is looked upon with favor by the Senate and Governor Hast- ings. and is the only step that is worth tak- ing if our forests are expected to con- tinue the habitation of any game. [t will be a misdemeanor to transport, sell or have in ‘possession any deer during the prohibitory period. ——St. John’s Catholic church in this place was crowded tc over flowing, on Sunday morning when Father Ben- ner Armor said mass for the first time at the beginning of his work in the priesthood of that church. The solemn services were made particularly impres- siveby elaborate floral decorations and excellent music. Rev. McArdle, the resi- dent priest, and Rev. Maher, of Milton, assisted the young prelate in his first ecclesiastical service, the latter having preached a particularly able sermon on the occasion. — _s — a. SuxpAy Base BALL Pravine.—It is a regretable fact that already this spring young men and boys have be- gun putting in the Sabbath day by go- ing to the outskirts of the town and playing base ball. Last summer this desecration of Sunday was keptup in violation of law, but the police have made up their minds to stop it and we are authorized by Chief Montgomery to announce that any persons found playing ball on Sunday will be promptly arrested, hereafter. Another practice that the police are determined to break up is the dangerous one that boys have of running around the streets shooting sparrows with Flobert rifles and sling-shots. The police are going to arrest this class of offenders too. Perry THIEVING AT SNOW SHOE. There seems to have been an epidemic of crime in and about Snow Shoe re- cently for last week no less than six boys were arrested for various crimes, ranging from train wrecking to robbery. T. B. Budinger, the leading mer- chant of that place, had been missing many small articles from his store, but did not have any clue to the thieves un- til one day last week, when a box of ‘old honesty” chewing tobacco was missed. The evening of the same day a plug ot that brand of tobacco was found on the rail-road track on the out- skirts of the town and as an empty box was there also the natural supposition was that the box had been opened there and its contents emptied, the thieves un- intentionally losing one piece of their plunder, : This was the only clue until a man named Vail; who is a telegraph opera- tor at the “Summit’’ reported that some boys had sold him eighteen plugs of told honesty” for seventy-five cents. As this was a lower figure than one whole plug could be purchased for his suspicions were aroused at once and the arrest of John Lucas, aged 19; Frank Haines, aged 16; and Philip Zindle fol- lowed on Saturday afternoon. They were all brought here without a hearing in Snow Shoe and their par- ent: knew nothing of their arrest until after the boys were on their way to jail in the custody of the officers. On the road in they said young Zindle had had nothing to do with any of the pilfering and he was released. But William Williams, aged 23 years, was implicated as being the ring leader and an officer arrested him in Snow Shoe on Sunday evening. The Haines boy was released on bail Monday morning. The others claim that Williams has been carrying ‘on a systematic robbery of the Bud- inger store for more than a year. ‘Haven, The measure is an excellent one | ——Mr. Clifford Rothrock was mar- ried to Miss Tillie Mason, in Lock on Tuesday evening. The groom lived in Bellefonte at one time, his father having practiced dentistry here. ——A happy wedding was that, on last Thursday, that united Daniel A. Grove, of Lemont, and Miss Catharine Longwell, of Benner township, in mar- riage. The ceremony was performed at the bride’s home, Rev. G. W. Leisher, officiating. The groom is a prosperous young grain and coal dealer at Lemont, while his bride is the charming daugh- ter of Mr. Edward Longwell and is a young woman of many accomplish- ments. CoMmiNG WEATHER—MTr, Foster says: My last bulletin gave forecasts of a storm wave to cross the continent from the 233 to the 26th, and the next will reach the Pacific coast about the 27th, cross the western mountain country by close of 28th, the great central valleys from the 29th to May 1, and the eastern States about May 2. A warm wave will cross the western mountain country about the 27th, great central valleys on the 29th and the eastern States May 1. A cool wave will cross the western coun- try about the 30th, great central valleys May 2 and eastern States May 4. New CHURCH DEDICATED.—The ded- icatory services of the new Disciple church at Mill Hall, were held on Sun- day last, afterncon and evening. Rever- ends H. F. Kleck, E. E. Manley and M. S. Blair officiating during the pre- paratory services, while Rev. M, B. Ryan preached the dedicatorial sermon from the text, ‘Christ the true founda- tion.”” This congregation had a build- ing completed all ready for the plaster- ers, but it was destroyed in the big fire that almost wiped the town out last July. The new building cost $1800 and the debt was all provided for but about $100 of the amount. SETTLED AT LAsST.—On Monday Judge Love handed down an opinion affirming the decree of the Supreme Court, whereby it finally disposed of the Armor will case that has been be- fore masters, common pleas and su- preme courts since June 6th, 1893. The case was a petition by the heirs to break the will of the late Ruth Armour ‘and oust David Butts, the executor un- der it. Its hearings have already in- volved thousands of dollars, but the case is settled at last, the prayer of the heirs having been granted. In accordance with this opinion clerk of the Orphan’s Court, G. W. Rum- berger, has issued letters of administra- tion to Monroe Armour and his sister, Mrs. Samuel Miller, who are granted full power to settle the estate. TE WAY HE PAID THE PREACHER — Quite a little joke is being told at the ex- pense of Rev. W. O. Wright, the ven- erable Presbyterian divine of Milesburg, just now. It appears that he was sum- moned to officiate at the marriage of Chauncey F. York, the proprietor of the widely used Malena remedies, to Miss Jennie Noll, of this place, some time ago. When he had finished the services the happy groom quietly slip- ped a little tin box into his hand. Mr. Wright looked at it for a moment in surprise, then realized that his present from the groom wasa box of the Ma- lena salve. Well, he had often received pokes of beans and other such things for tying Hymen’s knot, but this was the first time he had ever been given a salve warranted to cure chapped hands, ete. After the festivities were all over he departed for home where he opened the box to look at its contents. When lo, in place of its being filled with salve, it held a great shining, golden coin. THE Joys oF AN EMBRYO FARMER'S Lire.—J. Kyle McFarlane was in town the other day laughing over the funny side of his new life as a farmer. Hvery- one wondered when he gave up his handsome home on east Linn street to move to his farm at Hunter’s Park sev- eral weeks ago, what he meant, but Kyle has satisfied the curiosity of his friends by settling down to the calm, independent life of an honorable hus- bandman. He remembers the happy days of his boyhood on his father's farm in Harris township and recounts : with pleasure the many times be stumped his toes while ‘‘fetchin the cows.” But Kyle is a man now and a very busy one too, so there was a deal of seriousness to him ‘when his biggest boy, Brown, took it into his head to tumble down the hay hole in the farm barn the very first day the bloomin youngster reached his new home. It would’nt have been so bad if he had’nt scared the whole family near- ly out of their senses by persisting in remaining unconscious for hours, as a result of the collision of his head with a threshing machine. Brown recovered, however, and all went well until the other day when the next boy, doubtless thinking to heighten his father’s love for the farm, took it into his head to fail off a horse and break his arm, Kyle hurried out with this, promising to let us into more fun (?) the next time he gets {0 town.