(jn. Bellefonte, Pa., Dec. [4, 1894. JES’ FOR CHRISTMAS. Father calls m’ William, sister calls me WIL Mother calls me Willie—but the fellers call me Bill! Mighty glad I ain't & girl—ruther be a boy Without them sashes, curls an’ things that's worn by Fauntleroy! ; ; Love to chawnk green apples an’ go swimmn in the lake— 3 Hate to take castor-ile they give f'r belly- che! Most all the time the hull year round’ there aint nq flies on me. : But jes’ fore Christmas I'm as good as Ikin be ! Got a yaller dog named Sport—sick 'em on the cat ; Fust thing she knows she doesn’t know where she isat! Got a clipper sled, an’ when us boys goes out to slide : ‘Long sofes tiie grocery cart an’ we all hook aride 3 But, sometimes, when the grocery man 18 worried and cross. He reaches at me with his whip and larrups up his hoss ; An’ then I Jaff and holler: “Oh, you never teched me!" But jes’ fore Christmas I'm as good as I kin be! Gran'ma says she hopes that when I get to be an I'll be a missionerer like her oldes’ brother Dan. : As wuz et up by the cannibals that lives in Ceylon’s isle. : Where every prospeck pleases an’ only man is vile : But gran’ma she had never been to see a wild west show, : Or read the lite uy Daniel Boone, guess she’d know. S That Buffalo Bili an’ cowboys is good enough or else IT r me— Except’ jes’ ‘fore Christmas, when I'm good as I kin be! Then ol Sport he hangs around, €o sollum like an’ still— His eyes they seem a.sayin’: “What’s er mat- ter little Bill 2” The cat she sneaks down off her perch, a- wonderin’ what's become Uy them two enemies uv hern that use ter make things hum! ; But I am so perlite and stick so earnest like to biz. That mother sez to father: our Willie is I” But father, havin’ been a cions me, When, jes’ ’tore kin be ! “How improved boy hisself, suspi- Christmas, I'm as good as I For Christmas with its lots an lots uv candies, cakes an’ toys, J Wuz made, they say, {'r proper kid fr naughty boys! { So wash yer face bresh yer hair, yer p's and q's, An’ don’t bust out yer pantaloons, an’ don’t wear out yer shoes ; J Say yessum tothe ladies and yessir to the men An’ when they’s company don’t pass yer plate f'r pie again; : But thinkin’ uv the things you'd like to see upcn that tree, I Jes "fore Christmas be as good as you kin be! —James Whitcomb Riley in the Ladies Ho me Journal. s, and not and mind TE —. EPHRAIM'S PINCH. BY REV. 8. BARING-GOULD. A little to one side of the track that leads to Widdecombe in the Moor and that branches from the main artery of travel which runs from Tavistock to Moreton Hampstead, and thence to Exeter, 18 an ancient tenement in the midst of the waste, called Runnage. spot ; the hills that fold about it to the back and west afford sufficient shelter for sycamores to have grown to a con- siderable size—sycamore, the one tree which will hold its own anywhere. The tenants of. these holdings enjoy great right by custom. The heir of each and every one, on the death of each and every tenant, has by custom the privilege of inclosing eight acree of the forest or waste ground, paying therefore oue shilling annually to the Crown and this inclosure is called a new-teke. No wonder that the Duchy of Cornwall does all in its power to rid itself of these enroaching neighbors. The new-take walls have wrought the destruction of the rude stone monu- ments ; avenues of upright stones, cir: cles, cromleche, kistvaens, have been ruthlessly pillaged, used as quarries which have been handy. In a great many cases the largest upright ones have been seized upon as gateposts, or thrown across leats and rivers as bridges, or have been utilized to prop up linwaye, and the lesser stones that perhaps commemorate some insigni- ficant tradesman, have been left, while the great menhir cet up in honor of his chief has disappeared. Sometimes the builders of the new-take walls threw down a great monolith with the inter} tion of breaking it up, and then aban. doned it because they found smaller stones more handy ; sometimes they transported such big stones part way to the new wall, and cast it down, it being too heavy for their arms to con- vey any further. The marvel is that so much still remains alter over a thou- sand years of wanton ravage. Runnage tenement house is new. The ancient farm dwelling has been rebuilt in recent timeg, but at the time of our story the old dwelling was stand- ing. 1t was a typical moor-house. A gateway in a high wall of rude granite blocks built up without mortar gave access to a courtyard paved, very small, into which all the windows of the house looked. Here also, were the outhouses, stables, pigstyes, the well house, the peat store, the saddle and farm implement houses. All opened inward, and could be reached with very little expcsure. The main door of the dwelling did not open into the kitchen, but nto a sort of barn in which every sort of lumber was kept, with the fowls roosting on the lumber. Thie served as a workhouse for the men on rainy or foggy days ; here they could repair damaged tools, hammer out nails and rivets, store potatoes, nurse the sheep in ‘‘yeaning time,” prepare the rushes for thatching. Here at the end were heaped up high tothe roof vast masses of dry bracken to serve gs bedding, and in this, in bad weather, the children played hide and seek, and constructed themselves nests. At Rununage at ove time lived the sub- stantial tenant, Quintin Creeber, pay- ing to the Crown a slight acknowledg- ment, and thriving on the produce of hs sheep end kme and horses, [Ie tilled little grain, grew no roote. There was always grass or hay for his beaste. If the enow lay on the ground deep, then only had he recourse to the hay- rick, Wkat little grain he grew was rye, and that was for the household bread. Quintin Creeber bad a daughter. Cecily, or, as she was always called, Sysly, a pretty girl with warm com- plexion, like a ripe apricot, very full soft brown eyes and the richest auburn hair. Shewas lithe, strong, energetic; she was Quintin’s only child ; his three cons were dead. Ove had been killed in a mine, one bad died of scarlet fever, and the third had fallen into the river in time of flood, and had aquired a chill which bad carried him off. Sysly would be the heir to Quintin— inberit Runnage, his savings and the right, on her father’s death, of inclos- ing another eight acres of moore. On the loss of his sons, Quintin had taken into his service one Ephraim Weeks, a young man, broad-shouldered, strong- ly built, noted as a constructor of new- take walls, Ephraim had a marvelous skill in moving masses of granite which could not be stirred by three ordivary men. It was all knack, he said, all done by pinching, that isto say, by leverage. But he used more than a lever—he employed rollers as well. Without other than a ready wit, and a keen estimation of weights and forces drawn from experience, Ephraim was able to move and get in- to place blocks which two and even three other men would avoid touch- ing. He was not a tall man. but was admirably set and proportioned. He had fair hair and blue-gray eyes, a grave, undemonstratiye manner, and a rosolute mouth. ; : Instead of wearing hair about his face, it was Ephraim’s custom to shave lip and cheek and chin ; the hair of his head he wore somewhat Jong, ex- cept only on two occasions when he bad his hair mown by the blacksmith at Widdecombe ; one of these was Christmas, the other mid-summer. Weekes entered : “there's the horse gone lame, and we be out of flour. What is to be done ? Sysly tells me there hain’t a crumb of flour more in the bin, and her wants to bake to once.” Maister,” said Ephriam, “I've wait- ed as you said this second seven years. The time be up to-day. Me and Sysly, us ain’t changed our minds, not one bit. Just the same, only us likes one another a thousand times Jearer por ever us did afore. Willy now give her to me ?” “Look’y here, Ephriam. Carry this ack o’ rye on your back to Widde- combe mill, and bring it home fnll 0’ flour—that was all he careed for. In the room was Sysly. She had heard all. She came oul; she saw Ephriam tying up the neck of the sack. “Help her up on my back, Sysly,” said be. “Eph !—you do not mean it! You can't doit. It’s too much.” He said : “Carry this sack to Wid- decombe mill, and bring’n back full of flour, and you shall have her.” “It was a joke.” «I don’t understand a joke. He gaid it. He's a man of his work, straight up and down.” Sysly held the sack up. But her heart misgave her. “Eph,” she eaid ; “my father only said that because he knew you couldn’ do it.” “I can do it—when I see you before me.” “How do’y mean, Eph 2” “Bring back the sack o’ flour, and you shall have her.” Sys, I'd carr’ the world on my back for that.” He was strong, broad-shouldered, and he started with his burden. Sysly watched him with doubt and unrest. Was it possible that he could reach Then for a while he was short-cropped; but his bair grew rapidly again. He was a quiet man who did not speak much, reserved with the farmer, and not seeking companionship at the nearest hamlet of Post Bridge, where was the tavern, the social heart of the region. Ephraim was the youngest son of a small farmer at Waloa, a house with a bit of Jand that had been parted off from Runnage tenement at sone time in the tenth century. Walna could not maintain four men, beside the farmer and his wife, consequently the young: est, Ephraim, was obliged to seek work away from the parental house; and he had been employed repairing fallen walls and constructing new Ones, till Quintin Creeber had engaged him as a laborer on his farm. Not for one mo- ment had it occurred to the owner of Runnage that this might lead to re- cults other than those of business be- tween master and man—that it was possible Ephraim might aspire to Sysly, and his daughter stoop to love the laboring man. . It was quite true that in the matter of blood the Creebers and the Weekeses tical a man to consider blood ; he looks to position, to money. The husband he bad in his eye for his daughter was a man who had capital wherewith to develop the resources of the farm, to enlarge the mnew-takes, to break up fresh soil, to buy well bred horses, and double the number of oxen, and quad- ruple that of sheep kept on the farm and the moor over which he had free right of common. Quintin would have hesitated to take into his employ Kill- eas, that is to say, Archelaus Weekes, the eldest son of his neighbor at Walna, a handsome fellow, with a song or a jokealways in his mouth, who loved to romp with the girls, who liked his glass at the tavern ; but Ephriam was different. What girl would care for him, plain, silent, without wickedness (i. e., mischief) in him, who never made or understood a joke? Sysly was aged seventeen when Ephraim, a man of twenty three, came into the service of Quintin Creeber. He served faithfully for seven years, and never gave the farmer cause to reproach him for inactivity, was ever docile, ob- liging and industrious. Such a mao was not to be found elsewhere ; euch a combination of great strength, skill and sobriety, Creeber esteemed himself most lucky in having such a servant. Ephraim did more than two other men, and never asked for increase of wage, never grumbled at the tasks imposed upon him. When seven years were over, then Sysly was twenty-four, and Epbraim was thirty. There had come suitors for the girl—among them the eldest son of the farmer Weekes, the light- hearted, handsome Killeas. She had retused him. The young farmer of Hexworthy had sued for her, and bad been rejected, greatly to the wonder of Quintin. Now. when the seven years were over, then Ephraim, in his wonted quiet, composed manner, said to the owner of Runnage : ‘““Maister, me and your Sysly likes one another, and we reckon us’'ll make one. What sez you to that, Maister 2" Quintin stared, fell back in astonish- ment, and did not answer for three minutes, while be gave himself time for consideration. He did not want to lose a valuable servant. He had no thought of giving him bis daughter. So he said : “Pshaw ! you're both too young. Wait anotherseven years, and if you be in the mind then, you and she, speak of it again.” Ephraim took Quintin at his word, without a remoon- strance, without an attempt to persuade him to be more yielding. He remained on another seven years. Then Sysly was aged thirty-one, and he—thirty-seven. On the very day fourteen years on which be had en- tered the house at Runnage, exactly when theseven years were concluded, at the end of which farmer Quintin bad bid him speak of the matter again, then Ephriam went inquest of him, with the intent of again asking for Sysly. He had not wavered in his de- votion to her. She had refused every guitor—for him. He found the old man in the outer barn or entrance to the house ; he was filling a sack with rye. “I say—Epbriam,” he spoke, as Widdecombe with such a burden ? If he reached the mill, could he carry back the sack of flour 2 She watched bim down the bill, and across the Wallabrook that gives it name Walna (vow corrupted into Warner) to his father's farm. Then ensued an ascent, and she saw him toiling up the hill of gooring, and there was froth on bis | lips. Paintin Creeber put his hand under the sack. “By gum!” said he; *flour !"”’ It was even so. That man had car ried the burden of rye to the mill, and had come back with it in the condition of flour. Half-supporting the sack, the farmer attended his man as he stumbled for- ward, turned out of the road, and took the track to Runnage. Ephraim could not speak. He look- ed out of his great, starting eyes at the master, and moved his lips ; but foam ; not words formed on them. They were purple, cracked and bleeding. So they went on till they reached the farm. Then, in the outer chamber, withouta word, Ephraim dropped the sack and sank against it, and pointed to Sysly, who appeared at the door. «Gammon !” said Quintin; ‘you weren't such a fool as to think to have she ? Her's not for you—not tho’ you've took the sack and brought'n back again, Sysly—yours—never n The man could not speak. He sank, slippeddown, and tell before the sack, that partly held him up. His head dropped forward ou his breast. «Look up, Ephraim; don’t be a fool I" said the yeoman. He was past looking up. He was dead. On the old ordnance map of 1809, I see that the steep ascent up which Weekes made his last climb, laden with the sack of rye flour, is marked as “Ephraim’s Pinch.” As a moorman said: “That was a pinch for Ephraim—snch a climb with such a weight after nine miles; but there was for he a worser pinch, when old Creeber said, ‘It is all for naught. You sha'n't have she.” That pinched Ephraim’s heart, and pinched the life out of he.” But I observe on the new ordnance of 1886 “Ephraim'’s Pinch” is omitted. Can it be that the surveyors did not think the name worth preserving ? Can it be that Ephraim and his pinch are forgotten on the moor? Alas! time with her waves washes out the writing on the sande. May my humble pen Sousson’s Moor with the sack on his back. Was there any avail in his uo- dertaking this tremendous exertion ? Surely her father, if he had intended to give his consent, would not have made it conditional on the discharge of such a task ! Surely, if be had de- signed to make Ephraim his son-in- Jaw, he would not have subjected him to such a strain | Was it not probable that Ephraim would do himself an in- jury in attempting this impossible task ? Sysly knew the resolution, the love of the silent, strong-hearted man ; she felt assured that. he would labor on under his burden, toil up the steep slopes—struggle, with perspiration streaming, with panting lungs and quivering muscles, up the great ridge of Hamledon—that he would pursue his purpose till nature gave way, Aad fidence in the good faith of her father. She watched Ephraim till the tears so clouded her eyes that she could see the patient, faithtul man no longer. Hours passed, The evening came on; and Quintin Creeber retarned to the house. “Where is Ephraim ?’ he asked. “I want to have the mare blistered—she can’t put a foot to the ground.” “Ephraim is gone to Widdecombe,” answered Sysly. “To Widdecombe ? Who gave him leave 2” “Father, you told him to carry the sack.” Old Creeber stood aghast. “To carry the sack o' rye!” “You told him he was to take that to the mill, and bring back flour.” “It wae nonsense. I never meant it, It was a put-oft. He can't do it. No man can. He'll chuck the sack down on the way and come back without it.” “He'll never do that, father.” Quintin Creeber was much aston- ished. The man had taken him at his word. The more fool he. He had at- tempted the impossible. Well, there was this advantage. When Weekes returned without the flour or rye, he, Quintin, would be able to laugh at him and say : “You have not fulfilled the condition, therefore—no Sysly for you.” Quintin Creeber walked out of his farm buildings and went to the Widde- combe road. “Pshaw,” said he, ‘the man is an ass. He couldn’t do it. He should have known that, and not have at- tempted it.” As he said these words to himself he discerned in the evening glow over Sousson’s Moor a figure descending the path or road. “By gum!" said the farmer, ‘it is Ephraim. He's never dong it ; he has come back beat—turned halfway. How the chap staggers! By crock! he's down, he's fallen over a stone. The weight is too much for him descending. I swear, if I didn’t know he were as temperate as—as—no one else on the moor, I'd say he were dru.k, he reels 80. There he is now at the bridge. Ha! Le has set the sack down, aod is lean- ing—his head on it. I reckon he’s just about dead beat. The more fool he! He should ha’ known I never meant it. What! he's coming on again, Up hill! That'll try him. Gum! a snail goes faster. He has a halt every three steps. He daren’t set down the sack ; he'd never get her up on his back again. There he is, down on one knee ; kneeling to his pravers, be he? or tak- ing his breath ? He's up again and crawling on. Well, I recken this is a pretty bit of a s'rain for Ephraim, up | this steep ascent wi’ a sack o’ flour on | his back, and four to five miles behind ! him.” ! The farmer watched the man as he | toiled up the road, step by step ; it seemed as if each must be the last, and | he must collapse, go down in a heap at the next. Slowly, however, he forged on till he came up to Quintin, Then the yeoman saw his face. Ephraim was haggard, his eyes starting from his head ; he breathed hoarsely, like one gerve to preserve the memory of Eph- raim and his Pinch.—The Independent. Undesirable Immigrants. The old country is still trying to empty its weak, helpless and poor into the generous lap of America in spite of immigration laws made by the United States in an attempt to put an end to the practice. That was a queer lot of passengers which arrived at Philadelphia from Liv- erpool on the steamship Ohio a few days ago. Among them were one violent case of insanity, a helpless mute, a batch of weak-minded children and a number of assisted immigrants, women and children whose way to America had been paid by the charitable socie- ties of Hngland. Still another of the assisted passengers had so little heart for encountering the unknown life in the naw world eferred the bottom ot the sea |, that she De suiviue ull Lie voyage. In all fifteen passengers were returned to where they came from. That assisted immigration should be attempted on so large a scale would seem to indicate that the charity loving people of Europo, whose charity does not begin at home, must succeed in ridding their country even yet of & great many people who are entirely un- worthy of being permitted to come to this country. The only present remedy is the strict- est possible interpretation of the laws restricting immigration and a prompt return to Europe of all persons who should not be permitted to land here. Butin the near future the lax laws themselves should be made stricter. The negligence of the country’s law-makers in respect to this question has given birth to & number of patriotic organizi- tions whose votes and agitation in favor of keeping America for Americans, or for such Europeans as are fit to become Americans, are at last beginning to make an impression. A Story About Sam Jones. An amusing incident occurred at the close of Sam Jones’ sermon at Pulaski the other day. Stepping down from the pulpit, folding his hands across his breast and looking solemnly over the audience, the great revivalist said : «I want all the women in this crowd who have not spoken a harsh word or harbored an unkind thought toward their husbands for a month past to stand u 1 One old woman, apparently on the shaddy side of 60, stood up. “Come forward and give me your hand,” said the preacher. The woman did so, whereupon Jones said : «Now turn around and let this audi- ence see the best-looking woman in the country.” After taking her seat the revivalist addressed the men : «Now I want all the men in this crowd who have not spoken a harsh word or harbored an unkind thought toward their wives for & month past to stand up.” Twenty-seven great big strapping fel- lows hopped out of the audience with all the alacrity of champagne corks. “Come forward and give me your hands, my dear boys." Jones gave each one a vigorous shake after which he ranged all of them side by side in front of the pulpit and facing the audience. He looked them over carefully and solemnly and then, turn- ing around to the audience, he said : «I want you all to take a good loook at the twenty-seven biggest liars in the state of Tennesesse.”’— Hartwall Ga. Sun. A Novelty. Amateur Pop. at my house.” Veteran Pop “Is that so 77’ Amateur Pop. ‘You pet 1t is.” “Veteran Pop “Well, you'll wish it | was an old one before the winter 1s ov- | er.'’— Detroit Free Press. | i “I've got a new baby ——The French senate, by a vote of | 967 to 3, adopted the Madagascar credit | of 65,000,000 francs, | Late News From the National Capitol. W AasHINGTON, Dec. 10, '94.—No mes gage ever written by President Cleve- land was more attentively listened to than the last onesentin ~~ The general topics treated by the message, includ- ing the foreign relations of the govera- ment, were all that any democrat could desire, and the financial recom- mendations, could not be fully under- stood antil covsidered in connection with Secretary Carlisle's annnal report gent to Congress the next day which contains the details of the plan for a reform of the currency of the country which the President so s‘rong- ly endorses in his message. What will For and About Women. Women in the state of New York, exclusive of New Yord city, own $380,- 324,172. In 571 localities 143,713 wo- men pay taxes on §120,000,000. The blouse front grows in popularity, and many of the most stylish frocks are made in this way. Slender women af- fect this style because their figures ob- tain better proportions and the stouter women disguise their embonpoint. The blouse is confined to the front of the corsage and 13 effected by adjusting the drapery loosely. : To sum up the general style observed be the result of these financial recom- mendations it will be impossible to say until the sentiment of the Democrats has had time to become apparent. Speaker Crisp looked quite as good natured when he rapped the House to order as he could possibly have looked had a majority of the House been as fortunate as himselt in getting re-elect- ed, and his own re-election to the Speakership, been assured. Inleed the most noticeable feature on the Demo- the entirely too numerous empty chairs, was the prevailing good nature of thos: who were defeated last montb. It the Republicans expected to see an array of long faces they were disap- pointed. ; There have been a number of infor- mal conferences of Democratic Sena- tors and Representatives for the par- pose ot discussing the probability of reaching an agreement on a pro- gramme for the session, and there is some talk of holding a joint caucus and requiring every man who attends to pledge himself to stand by whatever programme the caucus adopts. If pledges could be secured from a sufficient number to control both House and Senate that would be an excellent idea, but it is certain that there are six or more Democratic Sena- tors who would not pledge themselves. Like numerous other fake stories, that is asserting that President Cleve: land was offended with Admiral Walker because of the report he made on affairs in Hawaii, has been die proved in a striking manner by the of- ficial order placing Admiral Walker at the head of the Light House Board. a position that is considered by the Na val officers one of the most desirable under the government. The President seems to have a special liking for this method of knocking out silly stories: It is much better and far more convine- ing than a stereotyped denial. Treasury officials take no stock in the stories that Congress will refuse to appropriate the money needed to put the income tax into operation, for the very simple reason that there are no more opponents of that tax in either Senate or House than there were when it was incorporated in the tariff bill. That is the common sense view of the matter. If the opponents of the tax could not prevent its being included 10 vue LACIE Ul, tiey certainly cannot pre- vent an appropriation to put it into ef- fect. There is reason, too, for the belief that Senator Hi!l, who led the fight against the income tax in the Senate, will not only refuse to aid in trying to defeat the appropriation but will him- self vote for it, as he is on record as op- posing any and all attempts to embar rass officials by withholding appropria- tions asked for, to be used in carrying out existing laws. Representative Cooper, of Fla, thinks the proper way to fill the office of postmaster is to have him elected by the voters of his town or township, and he proposes to push a bill provid- ing therefore. He is also strongly in favor of the adoption ot some system of currency reform that will give the needed elasticity to our currency, eith- er that proposed by Secretary Carlisle or something else upon which a ma- jority can get together, and of a bill providing for the building of the Nic- auraugua canal. He says that if he could have his way he would make this session of Congress, short as it will be, memorable in the history of the Democratic party. It's a pity there are not more Democrats of the same mind. : Although nothing can be officially stated, because no official action has yet been taken, there is little room for doubt that the sub-committee which went to Cleveland, Ohio, to investigate charges against Judge Ricks, of bav- ing appropriated fees properly belong- ing to the government to his own use, will in its report to the full Judiciary Committee of the House take the ground that the charge was proven, in fact virtually admiued by Judge Ricks himself. Itis thought that the ques- tion of whether impeachment proceed- ings shall be instituted will be left for the tull committee to decide. The committee will make its report to the House before the holidays, unless something not now expected shall oc- cur to prevent, and it is expected to favor impeachment. The sugar scandal has raised its ugly head again, and the same Democratic Senators whose names were 80 con- spicuously smirched during the prepa- ration of the sugar schedule of the tariff bill are again figuring in the ru- mors in a manner that is decidedly un- pleasact to Democrats generally, how- ever the trio of Senators may look at the matter. Many Democrats are in favor of seitling this business for good and all by just putting all sugar on the free list. —— Li Hung Chang is said to be a Croesus, his wealth being estimated at 500,000,000 dollars. They may take his peaccck feather, his yellow vest, his pig tail and what not, he will not be penriless, homeless and friendless. The poor fellow ought to be able to live very comfortably on what he has left by practicing a little economy. —— English government leaders, fear- ing a revival of the Fenian movement, are being shadowed by detectives. ———Read the WATCHMAN. cratic side of the House, aside from | at this great opportunity for the display | of the new gowns and gew-gaws of fash- lion, I may say; Sleeves are the larg- | est part of the woman, and the varia- | tions upon thegigot are more in evi- | dence than the baloons, though they come next. Nearly all the sleeves are | one of the otber style. The waists are \ various and every one differs from its | neighbors. . Lace is as popular as ever, . and jet apparently more so. Fur, na- | turally, on account of the season, is seen on almost everything, and the organ or trumpet plaited skirt is the favorite- This is the skirt that stands out so = well that where it 18 cut in walking length it balances in a wonderful style—a rather taking one, though. Velvet, silk, bro- ! cade, corded and plain venitian, and | crepon in all variations, and all its ver- jations, and all the woolen winter dress fabrics, form but part of the infinite number of gowns commonly seen. I might mention that bits of acces- sories in the shape of fans are very small; that shoes and slippers are pointed to a ridiculous degree, and that slippers are worn with silken and other similar gowns, while boots, often with ‘spats,’ are seen with the tailor costumes. Waists are trimmed with flat collars or yoke pieces formed of black or white lace, al- ways contrasting sharply, or with a fancy arrangement of beaded passemen- terie in black, pearl or irridescent beads. Some of the popular hats are of polished silk plush bound with black Persian, others are of roughish beaver, others of velvet over a stiff but marvel- ously bent and twisted foundation edged with a plait of velvet and gold orsilver braid. Some bonnets are of velvet faced with some other color and twisted and plaited up into massive but irreg- ular folds and finished off with bunches of holly berries and black plumes. Or perbaps there will be a curled black plume. Let me start again, then, by asserting that all hair is pretty that looks as if it had good care—as it were washed at least once in three or four weeks, as if it were brushed daily, red, most impor- tant of all, as if were not burned. Nine- tenths of womankind spit the ends, if they do not crisp the entire length of | their bangs by over heating the curling irons in their zeal to get through thoroughly and quickly, whereas a les- ser degree of heat, a little longer applied, will do the curling as effectually, and at the same time leave the hair soft and pliable. Hair that is habitually over heated fndeed becomes more and more difficult to curl, until at last there is really nothing for it but to crisp, it, if you would have it take tne slightest semblance of a curve. Don’t either ever cut off the hair at the nape of the neck ; for some reason as not yet understood by femininity, it never grows out nicely again, but re- mains short and straggling to the end of one’s day during which period there are liable to be moments when one would prefer not to have twine-like wisps of hair escaping down one's back, but would hike instead, the pretty line of demarcaration between the hair and the white neck, clear and well defined. With the first really cold days muffs appeared and the early crop was a dain- ty lot, open to fully as much criticism as to the protectiou afforded as elbow length capes of the sort sketched. Many of them were mere nothings of lace, flowers and fur. Some folks think them pretty. Others—though they are the ones who haven’t such muffs—think they look as if the dressmaker had been ordered to return the pieces, and had done so in a little bundle of odds and ends, which was being carried by mis take, for a muff. The Russian garland bids fair to su persede the heretofore popular shower bouquet for bridesmaid’s use. They are slung over the arm and fall to the hem of the skirt. Those thus carried at a re- cent wedding were of entwined roses and buds, and hung from a band of rose~ satin ribbon which rested on the arm in a butterfly bow. Miss Dora Wells is owner and purser of the Puget Sound steamboat Delta, which runs from Whatcomb to the San Juan Islands and Victoria, B. C. three times a week. She collects fares, makes contracts for freight, and tukes a hand in navigating the steamer. Irish frieze is quite a fashionable ma- terial just now. I sawsucha pretty gown roade of gray, and the skirt was beautifully cut and hung with a pleas- antly rustling silk lining. The bodice bad a small shaped basque not coming quite to the front, and large sleeves with a deep collar forming also revers, which were bordered with silver and opened from a beautifully-fitting waist- coat of white cloth, with three lines of jet and steel passementerie upon it and having the collar also bordered with passementerie. The frieze was outlined with a little steel edging and the cut and fit were inimitable. Chiffon bodices are being worn for even- ing dress, as nothing else looks so smart and dressy They are, however, made seasonable by additions of fur in small quantities, and lace as well as ribbon, and often a paste buckle or two. The favorite colors are pale green, pale pink and a shade which is [nicely balanced between mauve and pink, Many of the most artistic gray gowns of the winter have large sleeves of soft brown velvet. On no other color does chincilla seem to look as well as on brown.