NL Fata wf Beni om BY P. GRAY MEEK. cm Ink Slings. —The Minnesota lady who never fails to draw is said to be a dentist. — Water is five centsa glass in the Cherokee Strip. What a paradise for the unwashed anarchist. —There is no boss’ collar about the necks of the candidates nominated at Harrisburg on Tuesday last. —The confidence many men would like to see restored is that which their wives at one time had in them. —About the only way the Populists of Kansas will ever make a big man of PErFFER will be to coax him to eat his own words. —This may be a bad world, as many people imagine it is, but its not nearly so bad a one as they are liable to find a little farther on. —Borneo has an insect-eating plant that has the smell of carrion. A near relative, no doubt, of the onion-eater of this country. —Belgium has 150,000 saloons and but 5000 schools. Wont some one please inform HERR Most and his fol- lowers of this fact. —One of our exchanges asks: ‘“Whag did WiLLiam Terr”? Don’t know, really, but GESSLER’S some mistake in the recorded version. —Senator QUAY says he is for HAsT- INGS, because the Republican people want him. Ain’t it about time to look for the millennium ? —Some noses are described as moun- tains of the face, giving it character and strength, We suppose this is because they are peak-ed. —As the returns continue to come in the defeat of the Republican panic seems to be almost as universal as was the defeat of that party last fall. —OscAR WILDE proposes introduc- ing tothe American public a party of real H’inglish dudes. No, thanks Mr. ‘WILDE, our Yankee dude’ll-do. —The unicycle is expected by the inventor to go a milein 20 seconds. He has no expectation of having ary de- mand for it from Philadelphia, however. N —1It is now generally believed that EMIN PAsHA is really dead this time. Its a curious coincidence that the same belief is entertained of the Republican party. —1Is is not the administration] that can raise the revenues, so much as the one that can lower the expenditures, that the people of the country are look- ing for. —The smile is neither as broad nor the expression as hopeful, on the faces of our Republican friends, since they ascertained the results of last Tuesday’s convention. —A peculiar fact that almost every one has had opportunity to observe, is, that no matter how noisy, turbulent or, agitated, an opera may be it is always composed. —As in everything else, Ex-Presi- dent HARRISON is extremely selfish in his magazine work. For a recent arti- cle in the Cosmopolitan he got $1.666. The public got nothing. —And now Virginia produces a dar- key who claims to be the father of 47 children. It is but just to the truth of history to state that he has some doubts if they are all his own. —1It is said that out in Kansas if a man combs his hair and wears a collar he is a dude. This, we presume, &cC- counts for the general appearance of the Populists of that State. After all it is hard for many of us to see the difference between contentment and riches that wise-acres talk about. It takes just about a3 much money to secure the one as to be the other. —To the honest man there is no dif- ference between a Democratic rascal and a Republican rascal, but to find the fel- low who don’t believe that his political rascal is the best i where the trouble comes in. —Another Republican Judge, Bu¥- FINGTON, has discovered that the Homestead strikers, last year, commit- ted “treason,” and at the same time the people have discovered another fool at- tempting to dispense justice. -- As an honest journalist we must record the disagreeable items along with others, therefore, we must state that Mrs. LEASE expects to lecture on ‘‘po- litical side issues,” and INGALLS is again in training for the United States Senate. —Chairman WRIGHT promises that the party will be all right, if every Democrat will put in his vote in November. That is a political rite that it Democrats will see properly observed we will be able to write that chairman WRIGHT prophesied rightly. © — Another train was held up last week, this time out in Michigan, and $75.000, was secured by the highway- men. Really, if this business keeps on, the train robbers will beat the record of the late Republican party in getting away with other people’s money. ame STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. VOL. 38. BELLEFONTE, PA., SEP. 22, 1893. Will Not Be Misled Nor Misrepre- sented. Of the thousands that constituted GrovEr CLEVELAND'S great majority at the last election a large precentage consisted of workingmen who had lost faith in the Republican claim that the MoKixLEY tariff was for their benefit, and were convinced that the Republi- can tariff policy was conducive neither to their interest nor to the general Interests of the country. They found that under the operation of that tariff their wages were not increased, while there was a considerable increase in the price of articles required iu their daily living, and they also found that employers who were chiefly benefited by ‘‘protection” sought to increase their own advantage by the introduc tion of cheaper labor from foreign countries. With such experience of the workings of the Republican tariff, large numbers of them voted for a change of tariff policy. Since a Democratic administration has come into power a derangement of business and a prostration of industry have occurred, springing from no act or policy chargeable to the Democratic party. Whatever may have brought about this trouble, it is clearly trace= able to linfluences previously existing and transmitted from causes that bad their origin in a preceding Republican administration. Tariff laws that were paseed and financial policies that were established by the Republicans un- avoidably lapped over and were extended into the Democratic adminis tration, and must necessarily have their effect until a Democratic Con- gress and President can change them and reform the evils which they have produced. Notwithstanding this fact, so evident to every fair mind, the Republican journals. and politicians endeavor to impress the working people with the belief thatthe present business troubles are due to’ the circumstance of a Democratic administration being in power. Acting upon this line of mis- representation, they are endeavoring, in Philadelphia and other places, to get up & demonstration of workingmen in favor of a continuance of the present tariff. Several agents, ostensibly rep- resenting the labor sentiment of Phila- delphia, have been sent on to Wash- ington, and have made their appear ance before the Committee of Ways and Means, with a representation of the injury which a reduction of the tariff would have upon the industries, and with even the hardihood to assert that the present depression of indus trial operations has been cavsed by the fear of Democratic action upon the McKinley measure. But it is gratifying to observe that the intelligent and independent opera- tives of Philadelphia, whose tariff experience led them to vote for a reform of the tariff system, are not going to allow their sentiments upon this subject, or the labor interests of their city, to be misrepresepted by such statements before the Committee. One of the largest meetings of work: ingmen ever held 1a that industrial centre, assembled last week and de- pounced the “calamity howlers'” who are endeavoring to create the false im- pression that the financial and indus- trial stingency, which is now happily passing away, was caused by any fear of tariff revision. They repudiated the bogus representatives who have appeared before the Committee to speak for the interest of labor, stigma- tizing them as paid agents, of benefi- ciaries who have enjoyed the cream supplied by MoKiNLey's protection. The sentiments of the meeting were forcibly presented by the following applauded expression of one of the speakers : “The manufacturers tell you that they cannot run their places for fear of a reduction in the tariff. Now, for four years, under the highest protec. tive duties ever levied, your condition has been growing worse. You know that wages have been reduced and that in not one, bt a dozen, establishments hereabouts there have been two and three reductions since the McKINLEY bill went into effect.” With such an intelligent compre- hension of the situation, there is no danger that the workiag people can be led to mistake the causes that brought on the business depression. ~~ After their experience of the shams of “pro- NO. 37. tection” they voted for a reform of the tariff, and they will judge for them- gelves as to the effect of Democratic tariff reform after it shall have had time to show itself by its operation. Sound Money. The business men’s convention re- oently assembled in Washington and attended by hundreds of delegates from boards of trade, and business institu- tions in all parts of the country, was indeed an impressive gathering of men, representing the interests affected by the deranged situation. But a gather- ing of this kind at the capitol, with the object of influencing congressional action, however seemingly worthy the object may be, is always attended with some degree of suspicion. In this case the object was to influ- ence Congress to a repeal ot the SHER- man silver law. This was well enough so far as it effected a measure that has exerted no other than an in- jurious influence upon the general busi- ness interests ; but an assemblage that included so large a number of bankers and money dealers, and so large a rep: resentation of the gold-bug elements, had a tendency to influence Congress to a compliance with their monometal- lic interests, and the exaltation of gold to the disadvantage of silver, which should be allowed to do its part in sup- plying the country with a circulating medium. This assemblage of business men was called “The Souad Money Con- vention,” whose getting together was prompted by the disorder in busiuess occasioned by the monthly purchase of useless silver bullion. To annul such a policy is certainly one of the condi- be secured ; but if their sentiments could be known, it would be found that the majority of those who com- tion, are of the opinion that the only sound money is composed of gold, and that silver is only a sort of monetary dross, a dishonest material which when employed as a circulating medi- um, is intended to cheat the public. Its honest and useful service in the past as money does not suffice to shield it against the assaults of the gold bugs. It is not a new thing for business men to go to Washington to influence Congress. Probably never before in such formidable array, but they have gone singly, in equads, in committees and in delegations. They used to be seen flocking to the national capitol to testify before Republican tariff com- mittees that the country was positively languishing for higher tariff duties, and that if there was anything needed to render working people prosperous and happy, it was the protection of the reasons why we are always suspicious of business men’s missions to Wash- ington. They are so much in the hab- it of coloring things to suit their own interests, and their interests are so oft- en at variance with the interests of the people at large. But we hope thatthe “Sound Money Convention” will not be without good results, for nothing is so necessary to the welfare of the country as sound ‘money ; but still the question, ‘what is sound money, or which is the sound- est kind of money?” remains an open one. A very sound money was guaranteed the people when the constitution aw thorized the coinage of both gold and silver, and it we keep on those consti- tutional lines in regard to our circulat- ing medium, with due regard to the relative value of the two metals, we shall always have sound money. Don’t Know What a Republic Means. The shelling of Rio Janeiro by a fleet in rebellion against the govern- ment is a sample of how South Ameri- cans conduct themselves when they attempt to ran a republic without hav- ing the remotest knowledge of, or re- gard for, what is required in the man- agement and regulation of a popular government. The few years since the Brazilians converted their monarchy into a republic, have been marked by a succession of revolts and attempted revolutions, showing that they would have been better oft if they had re mained under the mild and peaceful rule of Dom Pgpro. tions upon which “Sound Money” can posed this “Sound Money” conven- MoKinNLEY variety, This is one of the | “he is not understood to be an uncondi- Our Senators and the Sherman Law. i Great interest has been excited among their constituents by the news paper report that Senators CAMERON and Quay intend to speak on the sub- ject of the repeal of the SHERMAN law. Such deliverances on the part of those two distinguished members of the Sen- ate would be novelties indeed, well cal- culated to excite the pride and arouse the enthusiasm of a constituency that long have waited for a burst of elo- quence from their senatorial represen- tatives. The positions of the two Sen- ators on the silver question are not alike, although it is understood that they will both vote for the repeal of the obnoxious Republican enactment which bears SHERMAN’S name. Senator Quay is in favor of the un- conditional repeal of that act, and he is credited jwith having inspired the plank in the Republican State plat- form which calls for repeal in unequiv- ocal terms, thus sustaining inferential- ly President CLEVELAND'S policy on that subject. It is not often that a Republican platform repudiates a Re- publican measure, and in this instance Senator QUAY is to be commended for gracefully yielding to the President's logical position that it is ruinous folly for the government to purch ase silence which it has no use for, and that such a policy adopted by a Republican Con- gress and President has involved the country, in financial disorder and busi- ness disturbance. When a party lead- er sees that his party has done an unwise thing, it is commendable for him to acknowledge the fault, al- though his party is none the less cen- gurable for it, and must be held respon- sible. Senator CAMERON, it is said, will vote for the repeal of the SHERMAN act, but tional repealer. He is reported to en- tertain views on the ‘silver question which faror a liberal coinage of that metal. The position. of these Senators on this question is only a matter of re- port, and . therefore their constituents would be delighted to have ringing speeches from them, delivered in their best style of eloquence, clearly defining their attitude with reference to the momentous issue before the Senate. RT RAREST Senator Cameron and Silver. It ie represented that Senator CaME- RON is in favor of Silver and will stand by the white metal. The Senator is not counted as being much of a Sena- torial force, and is never heard on the subjects that engross the attention of the Senate, but he sometimes takes “the bit in his mouth” and acts very independently. Such was the case when he declined to go with his party on the Force Bill, refusing to support that tyrannical and revolutionary mea- sure, by which cause he won much credit. If it is true that on the silyer question he will not go with “his eel: league, QuaY, who has announced him- gelf to be a thorough goldite, it will be another instance of Senator CAMERON'S disposition to act independently of party associations. But it would be interesting to know to what extent the Senator is a “silver man.” He will no doubt vote for the repeal of the Sherman law, for he could do no less than this to repair the damage which that Republican measure has inflic ted upon the finances and the business of the country; but when that cause of trouble is removed, will he take a stand in favor of giving silver a fair chance in supplying the country with a reasonable proportion of its circula- ting medium ? TRAINS Doing Honor to Despots. When the brother of the Emperor of Russia made his appearance in the streets of Paris, the other day, he was greeted with the most enthusiastic plaudits ot the Parisian populace. When the cousin of the same potentate came among the Americans during the past summer he ‘was the- recipient of unusually marked attention.” Isn't it singular that the representative of the most thorough despotism in existence should be a favorite with the people of the two greatest: Republics of the world? In the case of the French it may be attributed to their desire to cultivate the friendship of a power that may help them to whip Germany ; but what occasion is there for Ameri- cans to expend their blandishments on afraid to handle the bill to repeal the So Say We Alf of US. “From the Philadelphia Record. The refusal of the Dominion Govern- ment to ratify the Stump-DBurgess agreement for the better regulation of immigration, after it had been accepted and ratified by Secretary Carlisle, is likely to lead to the adoption of drastic remedies to prevent evasion of the For- eign Contract Labor law, and to stop the incursions of contract. laborers into the United States by way of Que- bec. Ina communication to Deputy Minister Burgess on the subject from Superintendent of Immigration Stump, the latter has notified the former that, in view of the neglect of his Govern- ment to accede to an arrangement, he (Superintendent Stump) would ask the Treasury Department to establish such regulations along the frontier as should prevent the entry of immigrants who are excluded by our laws; or better still, that he would ask the Secretary to promulgate an order directing that all immigrants from beyond the seas, before being permitted to enter the United States shall be landed and in- spected at one of the ports of the United States. The precipitate haste evinced by the Canadian railway and steamship com- panies in seeking an interview with the Treasury Department officials in- dicates that they feel their revenue of $1,000,000 or more per annum, derived from this traffic, to be imperiled. They at least, have no doubt that the more effectual and less expensive measure of prevention is the remedy which is likely to be adopted by our Government. This is demanded by the situation, and would be a fitting retort to the lofty dismissal of the subject by the Cana- dian authorities. Why should a ten- der regard for foreign railway ‘and steamship magnates influence Govern- mental action? The law against the importation of contract laborers should be rigidly enforced, whatever losses might in consequence be sustained by Canadian promoters of undersirable immigration, S——————————— It. Will be no Excuse For Cowards. From the Altoona Times. There is no necessity for any Demo- cratic member of congress to stultify himself in order to see the silver repeal bill passed. Yet there is an evident disposition on the part of some: Demo- crats in the house to do this. They are federal election laws, fearing that their Republican colleagues may be so much offended if they do that they will vote against the repeal of the purchase clause of the Sherman act. These timorous gentlemen are to be pitied. They aredecidedly poor representatives of the party and cannot be possessed of a great deal of principle. If they believe that these force election laws are wrong, and this they do, they should vote to have them repealed. They have no right to deceive their Republican colleagues by a hypocriti- cal postponement of this matter. Received His Deserts However, From the Meadville Messenger. Mr. C. C. Thompson, the Warren statesman, who as speaker of the House at Harrisburg rendered efficient service in the rape of a seat for W. H., Andrews, has not realized well so far out of the steal in which William H. Andrews contracted to make the con- venient Speaker the Republican candi- date for State Treasurer this fall. Bat when the time came for a performance of the contract, Andrews could not deliver the goods. : Change in the Groan Line. From the Punxsutawney Spirit. We read of the countries of old times “groaning under the yoke of tyrannical rulers.” In America, where every man is about the one twelve millionth part of the sovereignty, the. country occa gionaily groans under the yoke of the wild eyed orator with the great scheme, and the ranting demagogue. ———— It Would be the Fair Thing. From the Chester Times. If the desire to make the pension roll a roll of honor was an honest one. what better way to find out the ‘dead beats,” “frauds,” etc., is there than to publish in each county throughout the country a complete list of the pen- sioners ? ———————— Just What the Textile Workers Think. From the Harrisburg Call. Itis the most arrant sophistry on the part of Governor McKinley to be preaching protection to a people whom protection placed in the embarrassing position the last few months has wit- nessed. Perish such protection! EET Look on This and Then on That. From the Harrisburg Call. Compare the cleanly, industrious and peaceful Chinaman with the filthy, aggressive and lazy Huns and Italians, and then ponder on the wisdom of the Chinese exclusion act. ———— Not That Kind of a Hair Pin. From the Washington Post. Jerry Simpson is as mild-mannered a man as ever attempted to scuttle the old political parties, and the impression Spawls from the Keystone, —A new State bank, with $100,000 eapital, is talked of in Lebanon. chestnut crops for years. —There are 105 men in the new freshman class at Lafayette College: —Natural gas in paying quantity, it is said has been struck in Monroe County. —Recoipts of the Mt. Penn Gravity Railroad at Reading amount to $17,000 this season. —There are now in Lancaster city 8944 regis- tered voters and in the whole county 39,403. —Lightning dodged a lightning rod only to kill Franklin Lorah’s mule near Alsace, Berks County. —For disobeying the Court’s injunction, James March, Jr., a Reading contractor, was fined $50. —Trephining the skull of Major John L. Hays, U.8. A., bas cured him of: insanity, in Pittsburg. —Knights of the Mystic Chain adjourned at Johnstown yesterday to reconvene next year at Columbia. —One-fifth of 5000 Junior American Mechan« ics have already assembled fora State Coun- cil at Johnstown. —Pittsburg has a pest of “electric beetles,” insects which thrive on land or water, and kill small fishes. Over 15,000 people yesterday attended are- union of the Blair County G. A.R, Posts, at Hollidaysburg. —Common Council of Reading passed an or- dinance to appropriate $20,000 for a contagious disease hospital. —Robert G. Morris, aged 75 years, died in Upper Mt. Bethel, from injuries received in an attack by a maddened bull. —Labor leaders at Pittsburg are trying to have all workmen's organizations ofthe coun- try amalgamated into one. —Count Wilderhofer, claiming to: be a real German nobleman, is in Pittsburg Jail for al. leged assault and battery. —An unknown man was hurled from a Del, aware River bridge at Easton by a train and his body has not been found. —Two “Pennsy” freight car bumpers eaught Conductor Mahlon Marquet, of Harrisburg, and crushed his head to a jelly. : —Elmer Bruner, the murderer of John Richards, at Ebensburg, and in the Western Penitentiary for life, died yesterday. —All the papers have been arranged by Clerk Gearhart, of State Board of Pardons, for the Hugh Dempsey pardon case. [ —For feloniously assaulting an 11-year-old daughter of Amandus Ruth, of Bethlehem, Alfred Kindig was arrested at Easton. —New York and Boston electric railway capitalists have been looking over the “lay of the land” near Columbia for investment. —Two Hungarian rioters at Eckert’s fur- nace, Berks County, were sent to prison for two years and seven others go for a year. —Union County farmers and stock raisers will out do all previous fairs in that county with the one that will open September 27. —Governor Pattison, the City Troop and Battery A will attend the unveiling of the Continental Army Monument, at Trenton, N.J. —One hundred delegates representing the A.M. E. Sunday schools of “the Philadelphia district, held a convention on Friday in Media. —Near New Ringgold the skeleton, pres sumably of David Nahf, who disapp eared from Tamaqua on November 15 last, has- been dis- covered. —During a funeral service Saturday after- noon lightning struck a Ling les town Dauphin county church and severely shocked many of the congregation. —Four years in prison was the sentence imposed at Pottsville upon William Evans, who recently tried to burn his home, in which his family were asleep. —The Pennsylvania railroad shops at Cols umbia, which has been running only four days a week, have been ordered to run six days of nine hours each. ; —Auditor General Gregg’s threat that he would prosecute delinquent. county officials has brought to his office 50 per cent.of the outstanding reports in three days. —Manufacturer A. M. Byers, of Pittsburg, says that all iron mills in the Shenango and Mahoning Valleys will be-run with non-union men—about 30,000 workers altegether. After an idleness of nearly a year the Everett Glass works, located at Everett, Bed. ford county, has started up in full blast giving employment ‘to alout 130 men and bo ys. —It is thought that the mystery surrounding the numerous fires in Fast Media has been solved in the arrest of John G. Smedley, a former teamster in that place. He is held in $1.000 bail. —Wednesday evening a dozen tramps were arrested at Norristown. They were from var® ious parts of the country and ranged in age from sixteén to thirty-six. They gaid they were hunting work, —Thirty thousand signatures have been ob- tained to the petition forthe pardon of Hugh F. Dempsey, the K. of L, master workman in jail at Pittsburg, convicted of po‘soning Homestead workmen. — Pittsburg and vicinity is suffering from a shortage of sugar. Wholesalers are unable they say, to fill more than ten per cent. of their orders. They say the shortage is chargeable directly to the refiners. —A new Catholic church, net yet named has been erected at Spangler, Cambria county It is a neat, but inexpensive structure, costing 81 600, which has been entirely paid. It is the first church in the town, which is a growing thriving place. : —By an order issued from National Guard headquarters, Lieutenant Colonel W. Fred Reynolds, aiddecamp, is granted leave of abs sence from September 25 until October 16, and Captain John C. Bowen, Company A. Second Regiment, from August 26 until October 30. — Daniel Keiser, an inmate of the county in- sane asylum, lost his life in a peculiar manner at Lancaster on Sunday. He was aseisting in placing a eoverlet on the bed, when he was seized with an epileptic fit and fell. His head was caught between two 10ds on the bed and he was thus suffocate d. —The records in the Recorder's Office,of Bucks county, so far this quarter, show thatthe far mers are ina more healthy condition financial ly then they have been fora long while, During this quarter 458 deeds have been recorded and 83 mortgages, mostly on town lots. Last year they were largely on farms. During 1£92 the deeds presented for record in the same period Russian despots ? that he eats a plutocrat every morning for breakfast is erroneous. : numbered 224, in 1891, 244 ; in 1800, 2i4, and in 1889, 178. —Berks County has one of its greatest J ——