BY P. GRAY MEEK. Ink Slings. —The gold cure will never prove efficacious for the silver delirium, —¢All that glisters is not gold.” There is a considerable pile of it that is called silver. -—Time and money go hand in hand, except when one is doing the former behind prison bars. —If the next Governor of Pennsylva- nia be a Republican he will pardon JOHN BARDSLEY. -—“Man in the Moon’’ stockings are a new fad with society girls. Rather a suspicious one we fancy. —1It in not the old soldiers who are afraid of losing their pensions. Itis the old fakirs who have the chills. ———The World’s Fair is said to have two miles of lunch counters. None of the string are free however. -—There was no apparent sin in keep- ing the Fair open on Sunday, but their is great glory in having it closed. -—The candidate for county office is what might be called a dealer in futures. For some it is always fu- ture. —Surely there never was a place quite so gory as Kansas. She has been bleeding for years and there is still a copious flow. — The crops in Centre county are nearly all in and we have thus far been unable to find out whether the yield has been impaired by candidates or not. —An exchange enquires : “What is up in Frange 7” Why everything is up. Property is up for sale and states- men, for various periods ranging from sixty days to fifty years. — Confidence is the ery. Confidence is what we need to counteract this aw- ful monetary calamity that threatens us. Why is there lack of confidence ? People are afraid of the old confidence game. — When you go to Chicago and have occasion to use the name of the great amusement part of the Fair, “Mid-way Plaisance,” just talk through your nose and you need have no fear of anyone laughing at your French. —In one year the Republican organi- zation of this State has been so affected that the one thousand League clubs of last fall have shrunken into three hun- half hearted organizations. Surely the way of the transgressor is hard. —Towa, Ohio, Virginia and Massa- chusetts are the only states that elect Governors this fall, Notwithstanding the fact that three of them are regularly Republican the Democrats will more than likely carry off three of the plums anyway. — When the new law requiring asses- sors to record all births and deaths, in their districts, at the county Recorder's office goes into effect there will be the be- ginning of the end of giddy girls palming themselves off as ‘sweet sixteen’ for a ‘decade or more. Reform is coming sure. —Uncle San has blood in his eye and threatens England with annihila- tion if she don’t abide by the decision of the Seal fisheries arbitrators. That’s right Unele, for when LicE HALFORD has been paid as he has been for doing nothing we want it distinctly under- stood that the Arbitrators’ decision will be final. — Judge BELFORD, of Colorado, a formar Lewistown man declares that the western people are going to have free silver or, as he says, “we are going to fight as sure as God made little ap- ples.” If they do, the fight will have in store for them about the same results that “little apples’ usually have. There will be a pain somewhere, ~—Poor MATTHEW STANLEY QUAY ; surely he must be going to die. He has withdrawn his libel suit against the Meadville Messenger, paving all costs himself. - Men only do such things when they want to be at peace with the - world. ‘We wonder if he will ever get on good enough terms with the Phila- delphia Press people to live in the same place with them. —The trouble with the Homestead prisoners seems to be a little ‘shady’. Two of the fellows, who are now in the penitentiary for complicity in the crime and perjury, are willing to swear that they were falsifying when they admit. ted that they were perjuring themselves. The best way out of such a tangle is to pay no attention to it and leave them to serve oul their sentepces. —“Let us get rid of the legislation which everybody agrees is pernicious, and then carefully and leisurely think out the rest of the problem,’ says Mr. CarcHINGS, of Mississippi, and Demo- cratic leader in the last house of Con- gress, in a recent interview on the Sil- ver question. There won’t be any problem when the SHERMAN act is re- pealed. There will be a pig in the poke. For \ STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. BELLEFONTE, PA. JULY 28, 1893. NO. 29. VOL. 38. The War Cloud in the Silver States. The recent meeting of discontented silver advocates at Denver, which was attended by such lurid proceedings and red hot expressions, was an illustration of how men who have worked them- selves up to a high state of feeling, can make spectacles of themselves which they will have no reason to be proud of after their excitement is over and com- mon sense has resumed its sway. There can be no question that the wel- fare of Colorado is largely involved in the demand for its chief metallic prod- uct, and that her people have reason to be sensitive in regard to any policy that may affect her mining interests. On the subject of the production of silver they are influenced by the same feel- ings and motives that influence the people of Pennsylvania in regard to coal and iron, and as naturally object to measures that restrict the output of their metal as Pennsylvanians would object to the curtailment of their min- eral productions. Both in Colorado and in Pennsylvania it is a question of self-interest and local advantage, but the mistake made by those who partic- ipated in the recent Denver demonstra- tion in the silver interest was in advo- cating violent means for the redress of what they considered a grievance. The position assumed by some of the speak- ers was entirely toc warlike for a ques- tion that could be better settled by peaceful legislation and by a compro- mise between the conflicting monetary interests of the different sections. Even if the prosperity of the Silver States sbould be ruined by the govern- ment demonetizing silver in the inter. est of the eastern “gold bugs,” as ap- prehended by the Colorado people, how could the governor of Colorado expect to remedy it by “riding through blood up to his horses’s bridle ?” The reme- dv would be worse than the disease. A suspension of mining, by reason of illiberal treatment of silver as a mone- tary metal, would certainly be injurious to those regions, but would they not sustain a greater injury if they ehould determine to maintain their rights by powder and ball, and follow their war- like governor in his proposed hostili- ties ? Some weeks have passed since these belligerent expressions were indulged in, Calmer resolutions were after- wards adopted, and the war clouds that appeared to envelop the mining camps have rolled by. Better judg- ment no doubt has convinced the Colo- rado people that although a blight might be inflicted upon their mining business, it would not pay to secede or rebel on that account. Sach a reme- dy for a sectional grievance was once tried on an extensive scale, but it was found to be terribly expensive and al- together ineffectual. The secession and rebellion of the Republican Silver States would indeed be an interesting object for the contemplation of the po- litical observer, bat in such an event the Rocky Mountain Brigadiers would meet with no better success than did the Confederate Brigadiers who have 80 often been the subjects of Republi can censure, Jt seems to us that a safer and more satisfactory solution of the silyer ques- tion than could be effected by wading through blood, will be furnished by the Congress that will meet in a few days. It will be a Democratic Con. gress, and as it will represent the Dem. ocratic party, we do not believe there is a disposition in that party to treat the silver interest unfairly, or to throw away the advantage which that metal affords as an assistant to gold for mon" etary purposes. If the silyer purchas- ing act, upon full discussion and con- sideration of the question in Congress, is found to be injurious to the financial intererests of the government and the people, there is no doubt that it will be repealed ; but the people need a liberal use of silver as a circulating medium. They need it for the ordinary uses of business in proper proportion to the more precious metal, and if the Surg: MAN act is repealed we trust that the wisdom of Congress will recognize the subsidiary value of silver as a circula- ting medium, and provide measures that will ensure its reasonable and adequate use for that purpose. A C—— ——Man must eat to live, hence the mistaken ilea some have that they live to eat. He Doesn’t Want to be Hurried, There are some decidedly cool char- acters among the Republicans who are still holding on to their official places under this Democratic administration. They evidently are impressed with the idea that it is highly improper, and a gross piece of injustice to turn them out. A conspicuous illustration of this impression is seen in the case of Gen, eral JAMES R. O'BrirNE, Commission- er of Emigration at Norfolk, who has been requested by Secretary CARLISLE, to hand in his resignation, but objects to giving up the comfortable place in- to which he was installed by the favor of BexyamiN Harrison. He says that he is going to consult his friends “before he shall determine whether to comply with the Secretary’s request, or not. Claiming to be surprised by be- ing “so soon’ asked to hand in his res- ignation, he feels aggrieved that more of office, so that he could “make arrangements to enter some business.” It is too bad that arrangements can- not be made, that would enable the General to hold on to his soft official snap until he can leisurely look about him for some desirable private business to go into. But it is not probable that he will be favored with such an ac- commodation. The claim that the de- mand for his resignation has taken him by surprise, is hardly tenable. The verdict of the people, rendered some eight months ago, should have been sufficient notice to him that he would have to get out, and if in the meantime he has not “made arrange- ments to enter some business,” prepar- atory to the inevitable descent of the official axe, it will be his own fault if he shall be inconvenienced by the re- sult of such negligence. The impression that prevails among the Republicans that their party has a prescriptive right to rule the country, and that they have a natural claim to the offices, shows how a sentiment of this kind can be developed by a long enjoyment of privilege, pelf and power. When their long rule and the emola- ments thereof, were interrupted by CLEVELAND'S first administration, they regarded the occupancy of the offices by the Democrats as an outrageous 1n- tringement upon their rights, and they hastened to reclaim their ownership of the official places, immediately upon the election of Harrison. No wonder that people who have contracted such a conceit are reluctant about going out of office, and claim as in General O’BeIrNEs, case, that they are improp- erly and unjustly treated by being made to go before they are ready. Such foolish conceit, however, will not avert their eviction from the offi- cial places which they have occupied too long. The axe must do its allot ted work. —— _——An exchange remarks that “The Indian has proven his worthless ness as a soldier, a farmer and a citi- zen” and wants to know what he is good for anyway. Try him in politics where white Indians seem at home. S——————————— ——The action of the grand jury, in Washington, in finding Col. Frep. C. AINSWORTH, chief of the pension divis- ion, contractor DANTE and others in authority, responsible for the Forp theatre horror was not an unlooked for conclusion, yet it is thoroughly unjust. "Tis true that an example must be made of some one, for the benefit of fu- ture security, but when it comes to weighing four men down with the aw- ful responsibility of such a calamity as the Foro theatre accident, there is an injustice done which no after determi- nation can undo. It is simply idiocy to claim that such men in authority courted the death of those unfortunates. This modern idea of holding some one accountable for every death that oc- curs, ig carrying itself too far. Just the other day, in Chicago, a cable car grip-man ‘narrowly escaped being lynched because his car ran over a little child, after he had done every- thing in his power to escape it. ——— —— It is really too bad that Secre- tary MorroN has taken it into his | head to stop congressmen from distrib- uting seeds. If that job is taken from : them what will the majority have done for their constituents. time is not given him before going out, ‘work to do. He Should Take a Rest. At this season of the year the tin- plate liar ought to have a vacation and at no time is there occasion for his activity except during a political cam: paign ; but we observe thatat this pe- riod of the year when he should be taking a rest, he is making himself busy in the Pittsburg Times represent- ing the American tin-plate manufac ture as having developed to immense proportions. This prevarieator on the subject of tin is severe on Secretary CarLisLE for an alleged attempt to de- stroy this industry, by suppressing sta- tistics in regard to it, but he rejoices that this nefarious design has been in- effectusl in injuring a business which he says has shown an immense in- crease for the quarter ending June 30, over the preceding quarter, “in some instances from 100 to 1200 per cent.” It is scarcely necessary to say that Secretary CARLISLE has not suppressed any statistics relating to tin manufac- ture, for the fact is that it is too meagre an industry to furnish statistics jthat can be considered as of any conse quence. There has been a parade of the immense production of tin-plate, but it has been done for a political ef- fect and to bolster the tarift policy of the Republican party. It certainly could not be expected that Secretary CarLisLe would include misrepresenta- tions, in regard to that or any other business, amoung the official statistics of the Treasury department. There could be no motive for him to act the part of a tin-plate liar. It would not be in line with his official duty, nor would it accord with his conviction as to the fraudulent character of the Mo KiNLeY tariff, When an attempt is made to discoy- er the amount of fact that may be in the statements of those who are mak- ing such great claims for the tin-plate induiery, it is found to be of infinitis- mal quantity. The immense estab- lishments dwindle to a few works en- gaged in dipping black plates in tin imported from abroad. There is not an establishment in the country, said to be a tinplate factory, in which the material used is largely of American production, and there are none in which any considerable number of the men employed are Americans. It is in a great measure an exotic industry) requiring the hot-house forcing of a heavy tariff. As all hot-house produc tions are too costly for general use, so the manufacture of tin plate main- tained by the stimulation of heavy da- ties, costs the American people too much money to be of any benefit to them. They have already paid n.il- lions of dollars since MoKINLEY started out to coddle the tin industry, and there is nothing to show for it in the way of industrial development, but a few es. tablishments which would have to close if they were deprived of the un- natural support of a bigh tariff. SE —————————— Workingmen who Don’t Seem to Work, There is one class of men who can’t blame the financial condition of the country with preventing them finding It is the fellows the Dem- ocrats have sent to Washington to ‘turn the rascals out,’and who seem to get in less time at their actual em- ployment than any class of laborers in any part of the country. It is about time something was being acccom- plished in this line, if the Democratic authorities want to retain the respect and confidence of the Democratic mas- ses. A Matter of Imagination. The trouble with the country is not in its money ; its with the im- pression money-speculators have made that there must be some radical changes in flnancial legislation; and no one knows what its to be, or what its effect may result in. In fact we are in the condition of the ‘hypped” patient who imagines he is very sick, but don’t know whatthe matter is. If we would quit imagining ourselves in trouble, and remember that the country is full of everything our needs require, or our wante, demand and that every dol- lar that is in circulation will buy one hundred cents worth of anything we: must have, we would soon see that the country is all right. and that the mon- ey speculators are all wrong. A Chance to Vindicate Itself. From the Welsboro Gazette. The Williamsport Sun says that no matter what action is taken by the Grand Army posts of Western Penn- sylvania in reference to the purging of the pension lists, the Pension Commis- sioner will continue to strike from the roll the names of the men who now draw pensions to which they are not legally entitled. The pension laws will be obeyed, but men who received pensions under the Raum administra- tion for baldheadedness, corns and so on will be stricken from the list. De- serving soldiers who are entitled to pensions will not be molested in their rights, but the bounty jumper and de- serter will have to look elsewhere for monthly allowance. No soldier who fought and bled for his country need fear that the pension he is eatitled to will be interfered with. The Grand Army can do a great deal to hel p to purge the pension list. Will it do so? Er — To High a Mark for Veterans to Shoot at. From the Milton Record. The New York Sun has developed into a rain-bow chaser of the first magnitude. It proposes that all pen- sioners who are not in actual need, who are comfortably situated, who are not dependent upon their pensions as the chiet source of livelihood, should resign their pensions, and thus enable the government to reduce the pension expenditure, and at the same time, in all probability enable it to increase the amount given to needy veterans. The suggestion has not met with any re markable favor, at least the pensioners of comfortable means, are not beseig- ing the Pension Commissioner to dis- continue their pensious. Human nature is too weak to rise to the lofty levels of the Sun. Now Dispute the Fact. From the Pittsturg Post. We plead guilty. The Denver News, on the silver question, says the voice of Nevada in the federal senate, with only 45,000 people, will be more powerful than that of Pennsylvania with 5,000, 000. It means a comparison of Jones and Stewart with Cameron and Quay. When it comes to- senatorial capacily in its representation the Keystone state is down in rank to the forty-fourth state. Besides that, unless he has been converted, Senator Cameron is a free-coinage man. PE —— That Doesn't Make Any Change in Our Business. From the Clarion Democrat. Ex-President Harrison whimpers and whines over President Cleveland calling the extra session of Congress to repeal the Shermar silver law, and says Congress would not do that for him. Of course it wouldn’t. It was through his influence, with that of Senator Sherman and others, that the law was passed, in order to secure him support in the western silver states. a ————————— Do You Think So. From the Clearfield Public Spirit. General Dan. Hastings would like very much to step into Governor Pat- tison’s official shoes. He has courted Magee, Reeder, Jack Robinson and a number of other Governor makers, and all talk honeyed words at him now. He will be the nominee until the Re- publican State Convention meets and then some other hero will walk off with the plum. Affection With the String of Inheritance Attached to It. From the Brookville Jefferson Democrat. The gifts from the Princess of "Wales to her daughter-in-law, the Duchess of York, on the occasion of the latter's marriage last week, were mostly jewels and precious stones, and were valued at one million dollars. If these gifts indi- cated the affection of the mother-in-law for ker new daughter, it must be very great indeed. It Means that She Doesnt Make as Good Reapers and Binders as We do, From the Huntingdon Globe, A train of 25 box cars, all loaded with reapers and binders, passed through here Saturday consigned to South America. This would seem to indicate that England is losing its grip in those partes. Our Dan Don’t Care if He Stays There Until the Holidays. From the York Gazette. Senator Quay is enjoying an outing at Brigantine Beach and has taken pos- session of his cottage for a stay that has no restrictions to it. Take Warning, All of You. From the Jersey Shore Herald. ‘A Frankford man died the other day from water on the brain, and his friends are wondering how it got there. They say it uvever went in his mouth, ——1If you want printing of any de- scription the WATCHMAN office is the place to have it done. Spawls from the Keystone, —Women act as “spotters” on Pittsburg street cars. —Reading Councils voted $5000 to fight the smallpox. —The “Pennsy” will reach McKeesport: by a new deal. - —Huckleberries are plentiful on the Blue Mountains. : —Connellsburg and Mercersburg will be joined by a trolley. —The last of Reading's policemen were vaccinated Saturday. —The wheat in Western Pennsylvania is better than the average crop. —William Seidel, who was struck by a big fly wheel, at Birdsboro, died. —Culm is used to smother the fire in a blazing coal mine at Tamaqua. —Easton has no representative in the Na- tional Guard of Pennsylvania. —Williamsport residents object to vitrified brick paving and demand asphalt. —Pittsburg expects to have a new union railroad station costing $1,000,000. —A locomotive struck Adam Wagner, a Hamburg lad, but he will recover. —Henry A. Hoffman, a young Allegheny City inventor, committed suicide with a knife. —Henry Campbell, of Geneva, N. Y:, who is 103 years old, is visiting relatives in Williams- port. —Judge Endlich, of Reading, will contribute a marble altar to the Lutheran Trinity church. . —Lancaster’s new $64,000 reservoir won't hold water and a $10,000 concrete bottom will be laid. —A little’ son of Franklin Ginter, of York, took paris green in ignorance of its danger and may die. —Thomas Anderson, an inmate of the Lan- caster insane asylum, hanged himself with his suspenders. . —The horse and buggy stolen from J.P. Rolin, of Easton, has been recovered, but the thief escaped. —George W. Lauferweiler, a New York printer, was drowned in the Susquehanna River at Wilkesbarre. —Hundreds of acres of chestnut trees on the Welsh Mountains, Lancaster County, have been killed by locusts. —President Harris, of the Philadelphia and: Reading Company, inspected coal mines at ‘Shenandoah Saturday. —A 15-pound rock was hurled 30 0 yards by a: blast near Reading and it knocked a hole in William Krick’s front door. —There was a meeting of railroad train dis- patchers at Mauch Chunk Saturday to consid- er what they term grievances. —Ebensburg decided to increase her in debtedness to $15,000 for public improvements by a vote of 104 to 7 recently. —Manager Dickie, of the Union Iron Works San Francisco, will inspect the big iron mills of Pennsylvania to get pointers. —Governor Pattison, General Snowden and General Gobin have gone to Montreal to at- tend to the Thirteenth Regiment. —President John Hays, of the Carlisle de- posit bank, has resigned, and R. M. Hender- son has been elected to succeed him. —PFriendship Lodge, No. 1, of the Finish. ers’ Union, at Pittsburg, disbanded and the members will return to the iron mills. —The Philadelphia ana Reading objects to the Citizens’ Railway Company, of Harrisbur running cars across the former's tracks. —To enforce the semi-monthly pay syste m, 40 miners employed by Evans Mining Com- pany, at Beaver Meadow went on strike. —When high in air on a swing, Maggie Sal- vage, of Sandy Run, near Hazleton, released her hold and was badly injured by the fall. 3 —The case against ex-Cashier C. A. Harmon, of the National Bank of Corry, charged with embezzling $20,000, has been continued until next July. —Aaron 8. Kreider, of Palmyra, brother of Daniel Kreider, who with his family was mur- dered, has gone to Cando, N. D., to harvest the 600 acres of wheat. —The names of the two stations on the Le- high Valley road, Barnum and Harvey Lake have been changed respectively to Harvey Lake and Alderson, —A well-known tourist to the World’s Fa ir wrote that at a formal dinner in Pittsburg all but cne woman was dressed in a dowdy fash- ion, and the men were no better. —From present appearances the peach crop in Juniata will ba very large and the fruit fine, says the Mifflintown 7ribune. The prob- abilities are that every town within, 1,000 miles can be supplied with good fruit at reas sonable prices. —The daddy of all the pike in the Cone- maugh is reported to be now swimming aronnd in a deep pool or taking his siestas be- neath big rocks in the river at a point near Packsaddle, says the Johnstown 7ribune. He is said to have been seen a number of times recently and to measure from four to five feet in length, but all efforts to capture him. have been in vain. Other pike succumb to the al. lurements ot live bait, but old Mr. Pike is too wary. Every day many people go fishing for him, and even guns and spears are broughg into use. The pike is estimated to weigh from seventy-five to one hundred pounds. —A copperhead four feet long invaded the country house of Thomas Seaton, near Boli- var, and lay concealed until after the: family had retired, Awakened by his dogs, Mr. Seaton arose in his stocking feet and went down stairs to investigate. His foot. struck a soft object, which he carelessly kicked aside. The soft object twirled around its victim’s leg, and when the man tried to kick the snake loose with his free foot his enemy struck him, a blow on the sole of it. The sereams of Mra Seaton brought help from the neighbors, who killed the reptile. The bitten foct began to swell. Mr. Seaton fell into a stupor, and al- though physicians have given him four quarts of whisky, they almost despair of his lifa, —A wonderfully rare old deed passed through the Register and Recerder’s office in Ebensburg recently, tells the Mountainer. It was madejoutjon parchment, partially written and partially printed, and conveyed a piece of land belonging to Abraham Weaver, in Richland townshlp, Cambria, county, from John Penn, one of the proprietors and gov» ernor, to Luke Morris. It was drawn up in 1776, and the original signature of John Pean is attached thereto, together with the great seal of the Colonial Government, which is about the size ofa saucer and looks for all the world like an over-grown cookie trimmed up with pink ribbon. The land the deed con= veys was called Spring Grove in 1773. Regis ter and Recorder McGough and Ex-Register and Recorder Blair both say that the deed is the oldest which has ever come under their hands. me ome