DemoealicA Tata BY P. GRAY MEEK. Ink Slings. —Is man mortal when he makes an ass of himself ? —Surely no one can say that as a top- ic of conversation the weather has been a very dry subject for the past few days. —The Columbian souvenir half-dol- lars will soon be ornamenting children’s ready made clothing if they continue de- preciating in value. —Next Tuesday will be the Glorious Fourth. It seems a strange coincidence that fourth and full should both begin with the same letter. —-If it were not for the choir there would be very little firein church or- ganizations, other than the flames which the devil usually shoots in. «Only sixteen days of the trout fish- ing season remains. They are fraught with glorious possibilities for those who want to try the elasticity of our Ilan- guage. —Governor ATGELD, of Illinois, says it would take a Chicago newspaper man three weeks to cut through his hide with an ax. Such a confession explains all. —There are supposed to be two days in every year when one is excusable for getting drunk, Fourth of July and New Year's. Some people don’t adhere very strictly to the rule, —Gen. J. P. S. Gosix, the Lebanon Senator, politician and great man, will be hunting his hole when he sees how nicely he was buncoed out of his seat in the World’s Fair commission. —The colt, Boundless, which won the American Derby race in Chicago, on Saturday, won $50,000 for its owner. Horse racing must be better than bank- ing in the Windy city just now. —1It is rumored that PECK has gone to Europe to gather labor statistics for the next campaign. If he catches the cholera his trip won’t have been consid- ered fruitless by his own managers. —The Georgia editor who is build- ing a lzciure on, ‘Never take the Cork- screw from its Case,”” from which he expects to grow famous, no doubt has conceived the idea that tke cork-screw should never have a case. —The awful calamity which befell the English navy last week, when the Victoria was sunk off Tripoli and car- ried over three hundred and sixty souls to the bottom of the Meditterranean with her, is looked upon with sorrow by every civilized nation. —Everything goes at the summer resorts,” but nothing with the same rapidity as the editor’s nickels. This bit of information was picked up at Atlantic City last week when the State editors were there and compelled to quench their own thirst. —Li1zz1E BoRDEN’S mails are said to be enormous. Congratulations, sugges- tions for the future and offers of mar- riage all pour in on her daily, but Liz- zIE would be a big fool to share her glory (?) with any of the fools who thus foolishly offer to marry her. —China has prohibited the sale of American oil in retaliation for the GEARY act. Itis really too bad that the pig tails have taken oil as their first step against us, because, with it ruled out, we will have nothing to pour on the troubled waters of the Chinese. —The determination of India to sus- pend the free coinage of silver has creat- ed considerable excitement in this country, but it is not likely that it will affect the sixty cent dollars, as some people ironically call them, for which we give a hundred cents worth of labor, —It is now assured that the German army bill will have a majority at the coming session of the Reichstag. Em- peror WILLIAM will come out on top after all, though it was at first thought that the Germans would have the courage to rebuke his domineering course. —It must surely have been his con- ception of the eternal fitness of things that prompted the editor of the Magnet to make an onslaught on the poor man’s cow last week. We were in ignorance, however, that the temperance organ intended excluding milk as a beverage. —With the Republican State Conven- tion in August and the Democratic con- vention not until September the cam- paign will be an unusually shor: one, Political managers have thus unwitting- ly done much for the improvement of State morals. The shorter the fight the less the lying. -—PECK, the Rhode Island veteran who is drawing a pension of four dollars per month because of baldness, has put a very low price on his bravery. It is quite evident if he has no scars the only way he could have lost his hair was that it dropped out from fright. Uncle Sam can surely afford to pay that pension simply for the sake of knowing what a eoward this man PECK must have been cl STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. VOL. 38. BELLEFONTE, PA., JUNE 30; 1893. NO. 26. Practical Pension Reform, When General GARFIELD, in a speech in the House of Representatives in 1883, said that the pension expendi- tures, which were then less than $30,000,000 per annum, were “swollen beyond all account,” and that ‘more frauds were being perpetrated on the government by claim agents in dif ferent portions of the country than from almost any other single source,” he had at that time no couception of what those frauds would amount to when the annual pension expenditure should be swollen to $180,000,000 which was the amount in Ravy’s last year, nor could he foresee the extent to which they would assist in swelling that vast expense. A Democratic administration is now engaged in exposing this unlimited source of corrupt expenditures. The investigations that are being made by Pension Commissioner LocHREN, illus- trates the urgent necessity for pension reform, and vindicates the position tak- en by President CLEVELAND against the government being robbed by as rascally a set of claim agents as ever plun- dered a treasury. The process of expos- ure and correction will be necessarily slow, but it will be thorough, as it is intended to examine and revise the en- tire pension lists and drop those who have been dishonestly placed upon what should be a roll of honor. As an illustration of the character of this work now in progress, we need but allude to the discoveries of frauds perpetrated in the obtaining of pen- | sions by DrURY, the Norfolk pension altorney. The crookedness practiced in that district was so glaring as to immediately force itself upon the at- tention of Commissioner LOCHREN, prompting him to enter into a course of investigation which has uncovered an alarming amount of fraud. Out of 214 cases which Drury had succeeded in having granted by the Pension De- partment, but three turn out to have been valid, the balance having been obtained by misrepresentation and per- jured testimony, aud therefore have been stricken from the roll. Fifteen arrests have been made in connection : with these frauds, and before the in vestigation is concluded it is expected, that at least twenty more will be made. | | The amount of dishonest claims im- mediately stopped by these proceedings reach $100,000, and it is estimated that by the overhauling of the lists in the Norfolk districts, which Drury and his assistants have been padding : pensions, $600,000 | with fraudulent will be saved to the government. Commissioner Rav evidently knew, or should have known that these frauds were being practiced. His at- tention was called to them, and out of the whole corrupt list he consented to strike off four. When complaints were made against DRURY’S proceed- ings, Raum allowed him to turn his buginess over to another person who continued it with DRURY's assistance. The most scandalous thing connected with this affair is that when DRURY, some three or four years ago, was con- victed of procuring pensions by fraud, he was pardoned by President Harr: sox and allowed to resume his plunder- ing operations. The Democratic ad- ministration has undertaken a stupen- dous task in cleansing the Augean stable of pension corruption: It can be done only by a thorough revision of the lists, and striking from the lists those who have no right to be there, and whose presence there is an insult and injury to worthy pensioners. Of 1000 names, subjected to the examiners in Washington last week, it is said 25 per cent will be dropped on account of being fraudulently, or in other respects improperly pensioned under the Disa. bility act cf 1890, The work of over- hauling has commenced in Philadel phia and between 50 and 60 improper pensions have been so far suspended, and reports from other districts show a similar proportion of suspensions. It is believed that the pensions of at least 150,000 persons granted under Raum’s order No. 164, by which he took upon himself to re-rate and increase the pay- went without authority of law, will either be stopped or reduced. There is no exaggeration in the belief that at least one-third of the immense pension i expenditures represents that much theft, . and a stop must be put to this source of plunder. Under a Democratic administration with the reform of other abuses in the government. Death of Hon. William Matchler. The Democratic as well as the gen- eral public interests of Pennsylvania have sustained a great loss inthe death of William MuTcHLER, congressman from the Eighth District, which oc- curred suddenly at his home in Easton last Friday. The deceased had been prominent in political and public affairs for many years, serving the people in various official stations, and giving the advantage of his counsel and exper- ience to the political party with which he has been so long and honorably connected. Mr. MutcHLER, both in conviction and in practice, was a Democrat of the truest type. He originated frown that Democratic element which is so strong in the district represented by him in Congress, and of whose Democracy he was a worthy and trusted leader. He entered its ranks while still a yonth, and in early manhood was entrusted with positions of responsibility. Be- fore he was thirty he was placed in the important offices of Deputy Sher- iff and Prothonotary by the Demo- crats of his county, soon followed by the responsiole duties of Collector of Internal Revenue, and such were the efficiency and fidelity with which these trusts were performed, and the conf: dence in which he was held by his party, that they called him to the high- er daty of representing them in the na- tional House of Representatives, a po- sition to which he was elected for four terms, serving in that capacity at the time of his lamented death, This con- fidence in him was not limited to the Democrats of his district, tor the Dem- ocracy of the State evinced their appre- ciation of his ability and trustworthi- ness when they called him to the chair- manship of the State Committee, and | for years he was a leader in their coun- | cils and political movements. When such a public character is re- moved from the scene of his activity, it constitutes a loss that is not easily repaired. His service will be missed ‘not only by his party and his imme- diate constituents, but by the people of the State at large, for it cannot be con- troverted that he who faithfully and efficiently performs his duty to Demo- cratic principles amply fills the meas- ure of his duty to the public interest. Mr. MurcHLER served his State and county by serving the Democratic par- "ty. The Dull Iron Market. The depressed condition of the iron business at present presages a gloomy winter trade. Every day large fur. naces throughout the ccuntry are be- ing blown out not alone (n account of low prices, but for lack of orders, or prospects of an early revival of busi- ness into which this article enters. It has been said that prices will ad- vance after July lst, but the mere statement carries no assuarance of the fact, consequently iron manufacturers everywhere are working off their re- serve stock in preference to piling up more for a market which they have lit. tle hope of finding soon, The iron business is not alone, how- ever, for a general depression exists in all branches of trade. Manufacturers are working short, fearful to branch out under the unfavorable conditions which overshadow the markets every- where. Just when there will be a break is hard to tell, but for the good of the country we hope the optimist’s view of the situation will obtain and better prices will rule with the begin: ning of next month, ——— ——While we are getting in our work on the “heathen Chinese,” along the Pacific coast, his ancestors and family who worship at the shrine of Joss are squaring the ac- count by crucifyine our missionaries and making it uncomfortably warm for others of our people who have busi: ness in the land of the pig-tail. Possi- bly the sensible thing for us to do, would be to re-consider some of our ideas on the subject of Chinese exclu- sion, or write farewell letters to those subjects of the Chinese Empire. pension reform will go hand in hand | Unreliable Battleships. ~The terrible calamity that befell the | English warship Victoria last week in | the Mediterranean, by which one of | the most powerful vessels of the Brit ish navy was sent to irretrievable de- struction, may be justly placed among the most appalling disasters in naval history. The horror of this occurrence is not merely confined to the loss of life, which in itself is a frightful feat- ure, but it is increased by the fact that a nation which depends so much upon its nayy for its defence, has been made to see that its great armored ships, built at such vast expense, are not re: liable, they being in danger of being sent to the bottom by merely coming in contact «with each other. How therefore can they be expected to stand the methods of attack that will be em- ployed against them in actual warfare? No wonder that Britannia has been thrown into consternation by this fatal accident to one of her greatest battle- ships, and particularly by the way it was brought about. Having discard: ed her old naval system of wooden ves- sels, which in past times served so well for her defence, she has substituted steel ships of modern pattern, adding one monster after another to her navy until she thought she stood pre-eminent among the naval powers. But her op- eration in this line proves to be merely an experiment, for there has been no test of what these ships, burdened with their weight of armor and overloaded with huge cannon, will be able to do in actual warfare, or what reliance may be placed in them when subjected to the rough usages of battle. It is seen, however, that they carry such an element of danger in their construction, that when coming in collision in peace- ful manceuvres they are liable to send each other to the bottom. What would be their fate if rammed by an enemy in a hostile encounters. The incident of the destruction of the Victoria leads to the alarming ap- prehension that the new war vessels built with so much expense may prove to be useless for practical warfare, and may compel an entirely new system of naval construction. It is easy to see what a plight England must be placed in by such a contingency. She would at once be dethroned from the promi- nence of her naval supremacy, and would be no stronger than the nation that would provide itself with an out- fit of vessels ot small size, but with suf- ficient ramming capacity to stove in the sides of her metallic monsters, as iron pots may be smashed with a sledge hammer. Admiral AMMEN, of the United States Navy, has all along maintained that warships of the character now in vogue is defective, its only effect being to fur- nish the nations with unwieldy and vulnerable hulks that may be easily destroyed by floating rams propelled by steam, and entirely devoid of heavy ordnance. At hisinetance the United States government has built a vessel of the ram variety, the Katahdin, and his proposition may solve the solution ot coast and harbor defence, withoat in- curring the vast expense of building huge steel clad battleships, whose ef- ficiency in encounter of battle is entire- ly unreliable when it is seen that they are in danger of sinking each other by collision in ordinary naval manceuvres. ——The Philadelphia papers are just now trying to persuade the people of the Quaker city that the city itself should step in and help support the Zo-ological gardens from its pletboric purse. Since the Zoo won't pay its own expenses it must be considered a white elephant on the hands ofa pri. vate concern, but certainly one which Philadelphia would find profit in main- taining, if for no other purpose than to afford an opportunity for practical study in natural history for her school children. ——It might be the proper policy for comptroller EckLEs to hurry up his ap- pointments of bank Examiners and get some fellows into these positions who would know the condition of the banks, they are supposed to have supervision over before they break, The present lot of examiners don’t seem to find out anything until after the bank closes, of our friends who are engaged in skin. i and then about all they know is what ning, or eaving, the wooden-shod | everybody else understands, and that is that it is “busted.” the system of constructing metallic ! The Happy Negro of Georgia, From the Atlanta Constitution. In the South there is no longer a race problem. The negro has settled down contentedly in a sphere that stills him, and no complaint is heard. As we write the negro teachers are hold. ing a convention here, reading papers on “Discipline in Primary Schools.” “Phonetics,” and “Industrial Educa- tion,,’ and delivering addresses on “The Georgia Negro as an Author,” “The Georgia Negro in Journalism,” and “The Georgia Negro as a Poet.” The Negro Press Association is also in ses sion, and the members have endorsed the course of Governor Northen the Constitution, and other leading South- ern newspapers toward their race, and have passed a resolution favoring the use of the word “negro’’ instead of any other term to describe their people. Silence the Calamity Howlers, From the Memphis Commercial. There are wrongs to be righted by legislation and dangers to be removed, but a great deal of the financial string ency and alarm which created it was purely fictitious. The conditions are all favorable for a prosperous era. If the fellows who are now engaged in ringing alarm hells and howling out doleful prophecies don’t scare the peo- ple into a panic there will be no panic and no serious trouble. The chances are that they will not be able todo anything of the kind. The people are ready to throw bootjacks and things at these disturbers of their peace. The people have not only recovered from their temporary fright, but they are mad at the fellows why tried to scare them. The worst has passed and the future is all right. We'll Bet She Wished She Was Single Again, From the Philadelphia Reccrd. The Infanta in a farewell letter to Senor Cuyas says “It would require more than TLongfellow’s thorough knowledge of English, Depew’s imagi- nation and Mary Anderson’s sentimen- tality of expression to express all the feelings which I entertain for this country.” The tribute to Mr, De- pew’s imagination is all the more flat tering when it is remembered that 1t was worked unusualiy hard for facts in the late canvass, and was therefore, not at its very best estate when Princess Eu- lalia called. Political Services Splendidly Rewarded. From the Omaha World-Herald. Cray CeNTRE, Neb. June 17.—[To the Editor of the World Herald.]—Has Col. Frank P. Ire- land been appointed to any office or received any recognition for his splendid efforts for Democracy in the last campaign ? P.M.D, Col. Ireland has neither received nor asked for an appointment. It was Mrs. Cleveland herself who said that if Col. Ireland was a fair sample of the Nebraska citizen “Nebraska should be as proud of her gentlemen as of her corn,” This is enough for any ordina- ry man, and Col, Ireland is not at all inclined to be hoggish. Misfit Professions. From the San Antonio Express. Mistaken ambition is spoiling too may good ditchers and delvers to make poor politicians and professional men. It is putting too many in the pulpit who could serve the Lord much better planting the mild-eyed potato or harvesting the useful hoop pole. It is causing too many young ladies to rush into literature instead of the laun- dry, to become “poets of passion” instead of authors of pie. — They Dread the Result. From the Louisville Courier-Journal. From the frantic vituperation and vicious lies which the Republican organs of New York city are heaping upon the men who are investigating the administration of the New York Custom House it would appear that there is a discommoding suspicion there-abouts that the investigation is going to amount to something. Old Times and The New. From the Larned, Kansas, Eagle-Optic. Simon Cameron prophesied in 1834 that the child was born who would be able to breakfast in Harrisburg and take supper in Philadelphia and his prediction was considered a good sub- Ject for railery. But a person can travel five times faster now than Mr. Camer- on dared prophesy. Some are Born Lucky. From the Butler Herald. Last week an embezzler was convict: ed in Rome and sentenced to six years and eight months imprisonment. No, it was the embezzler’s cashier that got that sentence. The boss in the trans action got ten years. If Mr. Delama- ter were 8 Roman, ? ? ? ? Words for the Money Lender. From the Marietta, Ga., Journal, Don’t crowd any creditor during this money stringency. Help him to tide over all embarrassments until the con- gested money in centers of trade begins to flow out for the crops yet to be made. -Spawls from the Keystone, | —The eagle screamed at Reading, July 4. . —An escaped circus lion is killing cattle in Fayette County. —A Pittsburg infant has teen named after Princess Eulalia. —Coal mining gperations in the Clearfield’ district are slow. —A$12,000 stattle of Asa Packer will adorn the Lehigh University campus. —Sickness Induced James Turby, near Bloomsburg, to hang himself. —A runaway mine wagon crushed to death Thomas Williams of Mt. Carmel. —Six-year-old Frank Ludwig, of Allegheny City, was gored to death by a cow. —Walter Grove, the young Bristol cornetist, fell from a cherry tree and may die. —Ualvary Episcopol Church, at Rockdale’ celebrated its 60th birthday anniversary. —8200 people asked to be permitted to see Pietro Buccieri, hanged yesterday in Read" ing. —DMirs. John Schwartz was burned to death while lighting a fire in Lancaster with kero- sene. —Sanatoga, near Pottstown, has been se. lected as the camp ground for the Sixth Reg- iment. —Little Ralph Huber tumbled into the Schulkill River at Reading and was taken out a corpse. —Congressman Marriott Brosius, of Lancas- ter, was made a Doctor of Laws by Ursinus College. —Northampton County lawyers adopted an eulogistic minute on the late Congressman Mutchler. —The Presbyterians of Hastingsare about to build a handsome church in that place to cost about $10.000 —After having been struck by a mine car at Mt. Carmel, William Platt, a door boy, died in a few minutes. —An idleness of two rhonths in the Read. ing’s Reliance Colliery at Mt. Carmel was broken Monday. —The bridge across the Schuylkill River at Reading, which collapsed recently, was Satur- day sold for $174. —The old Reading bridge over the Schulkill that collapsed and was sold for $174 was burn- ed Saturday night. —A score of Berks countians are anxious to become attached to the Internal Revenue office in Philadelphia. —The manufacturer and the Amalgamated association are each holding out for the re. spective wage scales. —The case of Joseph Salus, of Philadelphia, in prison for manslaughter, was considered by the Pardon Board yesterday. —*“Doctors” Augustus Dietrick and Frank. lin Wood were seized in Pheenixville for sell- ing alleged bogus sarsaparilla. —While in Pittsburg Prince Polenoff, of Russia, ordered two blooming mills, to cost $56,000, for his iron works at home. —Accused of robbing Nicholas Wade, of Johnstown, Howard and Albert Kinsey, of Lancaster, were seized by the police. —Rev. Dr. Robert H. Fulton, of Philadei- phia, preached the baccalaureate sermon Sun" day for the Hill School, at Pottstown. —A fine of $25 is suggested in Tioga county to be imposed upon the men who dig up the public roads when they “work” them. —One of the kangaroos that escaped from the wrecked circus at Tyrone is prowling ing about York County, near Paradise. —Dr. Wykoff was convicted at Kittanning of murder in the second degree as a result of the Leechburg murder and bank robbery. —Samuel Hartranft has been appointed a member of the Valley Forge Commission to succeed his brother Linn, who resigned. —A charter was granted to the Merchants and Manufacturers’ Electric Light, Heat and Power Company, of Erie ; capital, $50,00 —The horse Max Wissel was driving ran away in Reading, and the unfortunate victim was so badly trampled that he cannot live. —Twenty carpenters at the New Jersey Central's car shops, at Ashley, were dismissed, they say, bécause members of a Grievance Committee. —Superintendent Wilbur's special car was wrecked on the Harvey Lake branch of the Lehigh Valley, and Brakéman Lewis Hunt. zenger had a leg cut off. —The watchman on the railroad bridge across the Susquehanna river at Columbia makes seventeen trips each day, which is equal to twenty-one miles. y —H. M. Lowry, of Indiana, was elected State commander of the Sons of Veterans at the annual encampment held in Honesdale. He is the proprietor and editor of the Indiana Times. ~The Juniata Valley Editorial Association has selected Bedford Springs as the objective point for holding its annual excursion, which will take place this year during the latter part of August. —Jacob Semler, one of Bedford's oldest eiti- zens, died Thursday night in his 78th year. He has been living a retired life for some years. In politics he was a leading Dem ocrat and at times held different county offices. —Thomas Evans, although a criple from his recent accident, is a terror to snakes, says the Coalport Standard. On Monday he visited a rattlesnake den on Witmer run, and, with hig right arm in a sling, killed thirty-five rattlers, He brought the skins of most of the larger ones home, which he will have tanned. —Bradford, Crawford, Erie, McKean, Mer. cer, Potter, Pike, Sullivan, Susquehanna, Tioga Venango, Warren, Wayne and Wy oming counties conduct their schools on the sum- mer and winter term system. This, the fu. perintendent of Public Instruction thinks, should be discontinued, and instructions have been issued to the school boards to provide for a continuous term of not less than six months. —Ten years ago Miss Barbara Maxsom, daughter of John Maxsom, who resides in the vicinity of Enoch Brown grounds, in Antrim township, says the Chambersburg Public Opinion, was taken with a severe attack of ty- phoid fever. During her sickness at that time she lost her speech entirely, remaining in that unfortunate condition for ten years— until last Sunday one week ago when she was taken with that dread disease (typhoid fever) and the following Tuesaay evening, to the surprise of all the family, she began talking in her former distinct voice, as she did before the attack ten yearsago. She is a respected and an intelligent lady of about 25 years, and is greatly elated that she recovered the use of her voice. Her brother, David, is also confin- ' ed to his bed at present with typhoid fever,