EE a eo Demortalic atc BY P. GRAY MEEK. rmmm——— Ink Slings. — Wind and water are not half as de- structive as rum and women. — With each day the human raceis becoming more exciting and its entries more speedy. —If things keep on getting hot for the sugar trust there ought to be a drop in “zulicks.” —The People’s party, of Maine, has done everything to popularize itself ex- cept endorse J. G. B. — Many an economical house wife loses her reputation when she strikes the ‘‘bargain counter.” —1It a man has honor, he is licensed to keep it in his vest pocket for a month, at least, after killing his first snake. ---The queer thing about presidential lightning is, that it hurts the fellow it aon’t touch, more than the one it strikes, —Uncle JERRY RUSK’s latest bulle- tin says: Stick your onions in the sign ofthe Bull, for it will give them strength. —To speak his mind is every free man’s right but the trouble is, those who have the least mind insist on talking the most. —There are 5,000,000, bacteria in a single drop of milk and almost as many in a drop of water. Moral—Don’t drink either. —FERDY WARD has jumped from Sing Sing into Wall street, and we'll bet that he'll be mighty careful that he don’t jump back again. —The State Treasury was clear full when the new incumbent went into it, but how long will it remain so. How long, O! Lord, how long? —Baron BLaNc is a Branc Italian fool, He might have known that his keen American wife would out-wit all the detectives be could hire to spy on her, --Mr. PORTER'S census shows that there are 11,483,318 dwellings in the United States. It does’nt show up the relation that mud flinging propensities bear to glass houses, however, —If some people could control their colors as well as nature does hers there would be one season, at least during which we would be rid of the bunco steerer und his verdant victim. —We tancy that GROVER will have to be a good bit FULLER than he has ever been before if he is persuaded to haul off in favor of the Chief Justice. He ain’t built on the haul off plan. —The atrocious murder of Mrs. ‘WaLsh, by her nephew, in Chicago, on Tuesday morning, savors more of bar- barity than of civilization. That a hu- man being could have committed it is almost beyond our conception, —The long-heralded and supposedly considerable opposition to the re-elec- tion of MATTHEW STANLEY QUAY, as United States senator” has been flatten- ed against the pates of the numb skulls who had the audacity(?) to conceive it, —An exchasige suggests that “fewer soldiers would cure European anarchy.” If such an argument be logical, then the size of Sec. TRACY’s army has much to do with the weaklings we find flaunt- ing the red flag in New York and Chi- cago, —And now Philadelphia society is in a quardary as to whether Mrs. J. CoLE- MAN DRAYTON is good enough for it. From the amount of advertising she has had lately she ought to be a star, with- out even considering the $2,000,000 pa- ter AsTor bequeathed her last week. —1It would be funny if the new State Treasurer, MORRISON, while fumbling through the rubbish in his office, should Tur across a rubber stamp, which when used would leave the imprint: “Thanks for favors received.” A catalogue of onyx clocks would not be out of place in the debris. —A duel has at last been fought in which the principals did something be- sides satisfying their honor. Duc Dr MorxNY was actually hit with a ball. If MiLeaNk had taken the same careful aim when he was shooting at young BUrrOWE, last week, we might have been rid of another fool at least. —If the negro was good enough to fight for, why isn’t he good enough to be recognized as a member of the G. A. R. The New Orleans white Posts refuse to have any communication with the simi. lar organizations of their colored breth - ren and the Grand Army is threateged with dissolution. The soldier who ‘can’t stomach” the cause he fought for surely must have had naught but a pen sion in view. —Excepting the sad fatalities, perhaps there was no greater loss, in the awful fire which destroyed the Central Thea- tre and the Times annex, last week, than that of Col. McCLURE’S political library. He had spent years in collect- ing it, and to think that this great store house of learning, out of which his mas- ter mind had conceived so many fruit- ful themes is gone, brings us grief. For we knew that bis use of it would always have been for the public weal, Log gr Sd AA CITICrL » T >S. RO STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. 7", “7 VOL. 37. BELLEFONTE, PA., MAY 6, 1892. NO. 18. Is it a Sign of Inherent Independence, or What? : If it is true that Auditor General GREGG has determined, as it is confi- dently stated in the papers he has, to manage the affairs upon which he en- tered on Monday, independently of the politician, he will be able to do the State some service. There is probably no branch of the Executive depart- ment of the State in which the possi- bilties of doing harm are so abundant. There is no field in the public service in which the opportunities have been more assiduously cultivated during ‘the past several years. In the eyes of the politicians the office has beea re’ garded as a particularly soft snap, and the vast corruption fund which has been annually harvested from it has afforded many a luxury to Quay and his associates. That General Greece would intro- duce reforms in the management of this office was to be expected. A man of his probity could hardly submit himself as an agent for the wholesale robbery of the people. But it was hardly hoped that he would lay hold with the firm hand which he is said to have applied at the outset. In other words it was probably as little expect- ed by the majority of the people as it was by Quay himself, that the boss would be absolutely ignored in the se- lection of subordinates in the office. It was largely through these subordinates that the people were plundered, and while the boss might surrender the head of the department with complac- ency, it is not likely that he would yield up the control of the corporation desk willingly. Bat according to re- ports he will not only be obliged to give up that lucrative billit, but every other one which was farmed for his private profit. No doubt General Gress is govern- ed by considerations of official morali- ty and public duty in the course which he has outlined. Bat it is none the less certain to prove advantagous to him politically. It is said that the new Auditor General is not without ambition to attain higher honors in of- ficial life. His refusal to consider QuAY’s recommendations in the selec ticn of his official staff may therefore contribute to his promotion. There is a sort of understanding that the Audi- tor Generalship is a stepping stone to the office of Governor. Of course Quay will not help to promote a man who has treated him with contumely, but by 1894 Quay may not be so im- portant a factor in the affairs of the party, and ‘the people may conclude that a public servant who could refuse him in the period of his power would be a safe man to trust with higher. duties, A ———————— —As to the report that ex-presi- dent CLEVELAND'S friends are trying to form a combination to give the nomi- nee to Illinois, we may expect FuLLer returns later. ———————— Death of Harbor Master Patterson. Hon. RoBerr S. Patterson, Har- bor Master, at Philadelphia, died on the morning of the Ist instant, in his 49th year. The deceased was on the river attending to his official duties, on the 23d ult, when the Conemaugh sailed with provisions for the starving Russians, and took a cold which re- sulted in pneumonia aad death. To his scores of friends, throughout the State, who met him for the last time at the recent Democratic State Convention this announcement #ill be sad news. Among all the prominent Philadel phians, who have taken an active part in political matters, none was more justly respected or commanded a wider influence than Mr. Parrerson. He was open, honest and sincere, in all things. He was a native of Aberdeen, Scotland, and came to this country at the age of 13, with his parents, and since becoming of age has been an ac- tive and influential Democrat. An index of his popularity is furnished by the eleetion returns of 1888, at which time he was tie Democratic nominee for Register of Philadelphia, and re- cieved 8,000 more votes than did Presi- dent CLeverAND at the same election. He was appointed by Governor Par TIS0N in 1891, to the position he filled at the time of his death, EL EU PERRY IA ——Fine job work of ever discription at the Warcuyman Office. What of the Out-look, That President Harrison will have formidable opposition for nomination there can be no doubt. Itis tolerably certain that BLAINE i3 entirely elimin- ated from the contest, and it is true that the opponents of the administra- tion are wanting in organization and unity of purpose. But they are saga- cious and resourcefull men, and while the President has every advantage now, Prartr, Quay, CLarksoN and Duprey may be depended on to turn up in the convention, not only with a candidate, bat with an efficient and vigorous organization behind him. The attitude of the party in New York, Ohio and Pennsylvania clearly fore casts this, and those who fail to see it are blind to the signs of the times. In some respects Harrison is a strong candidate. That is to say in the main his administration has been creditable. But he is not the strongest candidate who could be named. BraiNg, with his tattooed reputation would inspire more enthusiasm. SHER- MAN, with his calculating authority, would enlist a more determined sup- port, and ALGER, with his money-bags and military manoeuvers, would excite more active effort in his behalf. But Wall street and the corporate interests are fairly well satisfied with HARRISON and while the political wire-pullers might sulk a little after his nomina- tion, the bank vaults would open in his interest, and some of the discon- tented would thus be comforted. It is safe to estimate therefore that one Re- publican candidate is about as strong as another. Four years ago Harrison had all the advantages in his favor. Prarm Quay, DupLey and CLarksoN took every risk to secure his election. Wanamaker and Evkins opened the bank vaults wherever they were acces- sible and the soldier racket was work- ed more eftectively than it can be this year, even if ALGER were the the nom- inee. Yet on the popular vote Hawr- RISON was defeated by a substantial majority and his election was only made possible by the bunching of ef- forts in which all the elements were combined, in certain localities. New York and Indiana were carried for the Republican candidate for local reasons which do not exist now, supplemented by corrupt methods which it will be impossible to employ this year. Therefore the popular Democratic majority of four years ago is likely to be materially increased this year and a safe electoral majority may be con- fidently counted on to give it force and effect. But this fact should not lead the Democrats to be either careless or un- wise. The very best candidates should be nominated for local offices and the most vigorous efforts made to poll the full party vote in every lo- cality. The most potent agencies for maintaining party organization are the local offices and every one of them, which it is possible to secure through- out the State, should be captured. To this end the greatest vigilance and the most active efforts must be put forth, and the time for organization is now. ~The retiring State Treasurer didn’t find the term of office profitable, but all things considered he may con- gratulate himself on having finished his work. Nobody doubts the person- al integrity of Mr. Boyer, but the law makes a principal respoasible for the | acts of his agents, and in view of that fact liverty as well as lucre might have been lost if political exigencies had not intervened. er v————— ——The effect of the coal combina- tion was developed the other day by the advance in the price of anthracite ian New York and points reached from there. If as may be apprehended this is to be followed “all along the line,” it is to be regretted. But there is no certainty of that and the present step has the effect only of equalizing prices. Itis well known that under the old system all Eastern points were bene- fited by a discrimination in favor of New York, and even Boston got coal cheiper than Philadelphia. If the New England manufacturers are in future to be brought to a level with those in Pennsylvania they have no right to grumble whilst it gives us a gool ground for rejoicing. What Power is Back of Raum? The recent developements in the in- vestigation of the Pension Bureau, not only proves that commissioner Raum is a venal public officer, but that he is a most dangerous and despicable vil- lian. The corrupt use of his office to enrich himself and such pension sharks as obliged him with pecuniary advances were bad enough. But the fact that he conspired with some ot these wretches to ruin the character and destroy the reputation of a man because he zealously performed his du- ty, is infinitely worse. That Commis- gioner Ravit did do thie dastardly thing is beyond the region of doubt. Indeed it has been confessed by one of the conspirators, and the acknowledge- ment has been particularly forced out of the mouth of Raum himself. What strange influence keeps this man in place cannot well be compre- hended. President Harrison had the courage to break with DupLey, at the beginning of his administration, and he subsequently mustered up nerve enough to snub Quay. Eitherof these party leaders seem to possess wider influence and more political force in the party organization than Rav. But this low-grade Indiana political huckster seems to have power to hold on, though every page of his official record is stained with scandals of the most enormous character. TANNER was idiotic but scarcely corrupt, and yet he was pitched out promptly for indiscretion of speech. Raum has violated every propriety, shared in every corruption and committed every offence in the catalogue of official mal- feasance and yet he is undisturbed in his tenure. The Commissioner of Pensions must have some great claim on the President who protects him in his jposition. The Committee which is charged with the duty of investigating the office ought to direct itself toward discover- ing and disclosing the facts in the mat- ter. Thereis little to be gamed by the public in pointing out new crimes committed by Raum. There would be much in discovering the causes which give him immunity for hiscrimes. So long as he is secure in his place the offenses will be continued. The way to stop them is to attack the source which gives them protection. There ought to be a way of getting to the bottom of this matter. If there is a way the sooner it is discovered th e bet- ter. A Dirty Braggart. If it is trae that Harry VANE MiL- BANK fought a duel in Brussels the other day it is to be regretted that he came off the field of honor with his life, This Harry VANE MILBANK is a blackguard who has evidently come into social conspicuity through a scan- dal in which a foolish woman and a bad man, both Americans, living abroad, were concerned. He has since employed the opportunity to parade a number of scandals in which he was himself involved and has succeeded .in disgusting all right-minded people who have become acquainted with him and his reputation. Mr. Harry Vane MILBANK isa type of the braggarts and blackguards who are occasionally picked up by wealthy idiots abroad and introduced into de- decent society on this side of the ocean: Of course their boasting and bratalities are repulsive to everybody who comes in contact with them outside of the vulgar habitues of brothels and dives. But the wealth of those who adopt and introduce them serves to shield them from the cuffs and cudgelings which they deserve, and in many cases vir- tuous women and decent men are ac- tually compelled, by mistaken notions of duty, to show them courtesies. Bat this MiLBaNk proved such an exag- gerated specimen of beastliness, that it it is to be hoped his visit will put an end to the evil, There is a well defined social law that gross immoralities and ostenta- tious brutalities are a bar against the admission of Americans to American homes ot respectable character. But in the past this commendable rule has not run against foreigners of the same type. It is to be hoped that the recent visit of MiLBANK will have the desired ef- feet of correcting this omission and if it does, the faet that he polluted the atmosphere of New York for a few weeks will prove a blessing in disguise. The Conditions «i Successs. From the N. Y. World. The next President must be a Demo- erat. Without that 1t would be impossible to embody in law those ideas and those reforms for which Democracy stands— taxation for the government's needs, nut for the enrichment of monopolies, economical administration ; home rule; just government and a perfectly free People. hese are ideas which an overwhelm- ing majority of the people desire to see written into thestatue books. In order that it may be done the next President must be a Democrat certain conditions must be fulfilled. 1. The Natural Democratic Conven- tion must be left free to select a surely winning candidate. Its choice should not be hampered by instructions to dele- gates. The States which cannot contri- bute any electoral votes should resolute- ly put aside their own preferences so far as to let the States that elect select. Pre- ferences and prejudices and personal partisanship, whether for one man or another should be subordinated to the one great purpose of choosing a candi- date who can win. The candidate must be one who can surely carry New York, New Jersey, Connecticut and Indiana. The vote of those States are absolutely necessary to | the election of a Democratic President If the candidate can also be one who has a chance of winning electoral votes in States usually Republican, so much | the better. But there should be no hazarding of Democratic States for the chance of winning other States from the adversary. 3. The issues of the campaign must be kept assimple as possible from the “fads” of this or that faction. The platform should antagonize the record, the spirit and the work of the Fifty-first Congress and of the present administra- ticn. There is issue enough to win with in that, and any attempt to add other issues will sim ply weaken the cause for the campaign, 4. When the platform is made and the candidates selected every citizen, Democrat or Independent, who desires the overthrow of MecKinleyism, Force bill methods, Billion Dollar extrava- gance and corruption in administration must put aside his whims and fancies, forget his disappointments if he has any and work and vote for the ticket for the sake of what its success will mean, even though the names upon. it are not those he preferred. These ars the conditions of Democra- tie success this year, These are the terms on which the reforms desired by all Democrats and all independents may be wrought, If they are loyally ac- cepted — The next President will be a Dewo- erat. A Voice frem Texas. From the Housten (Tex.), Post—Dem. Gov. Pattison, of Pennsylvania, has generally been regarded of late asa Presidential possibility, and if the dele- gation from his State, failing to nomi- nate Grover Cleveland should turn to him it would have great weight in bringing about his nomination.” Gov. Pattison is a very popular man in Penn- sylvania, as evidenced by the fact that he has been twice elected Governor of that State where his party is in a hope- less minority, but bardly any one would be foolish enough to suppose that he could carry the State as a. Presiden- tial candidate. It is not, however, ab- solutely essential that the candidate for the Presidency shall be able to secure the electoral vote of his own State so long as he can get enough others to elect him, and if it is thought Gov. Pat- tison can do this be may become Presi- dent Pattison, rE ————————~ A Subséantial Sop. From the Chicago Times. From the testimony in the Raum in- vestigation it appears that Col. 'W. W. Dudley was re-rated as a pensioner with- out examination or investigation of any sort and received in consequence thereof the snug sum of $8,000 arrears of pen- sions. In view of this very consider- able gratuity it would seem that the hero of the ¢blocks-of-five’” victory might be willing to forgive and forget the snub administered by the President who failed to ask him to dinner. A Horse of Another Color. From the Rochester Herald. As soon as the Republican organs have had their say about the Legisla- tive redistricting of New York we trust they will favor the public with a few highly moral reflections on the Con- gressional gerrymander in Ohio, where the Democrats were allowed six of the twenty-one Congressmen. A ———————— Will Mr. Quay Answer. From the St. Louis Post Dispatch, : Senator Quay thinks President Har- rison has a marvelous faculty of discuss- ing great public questions without mak- ing blunders. Are those speeches he made in 1888 about cheap men who wore cheap coats examples of this’ faculty ? A Point that Was Overlooked. From the N. Y, World. The hypocrisy and cant of the Ohio Republicans is incomplete in one small particular only. They should have denounced gerrymandering, after cary- ing out for themselves seventeen Con- gressional districts out of twenty three. ‘Walton, Spawis from the Keystone, —A tree planting craze has Pittsburg in its grip. —Fayette county Prohibitionists have nomi- nated a full county ticket. —A five-story tobacco factory is to be built by Gumbert Bros. in Reading. —Andrew K. Black, Harrisburg’s new post- master, took charge of the office on Saturday —Leliman A. Watson, of West Chester, has just completed a banjo in which there are 500 piec2s of wood. —Xdward Gregg’s infant, that was learning to walk, in Lancaster, fell to the floor and broke its neck. —Reading’s City Engineer calculates the cost of the proposed five-mile boulevard in that city to be $40,000. —Fruit tree blossoms and vegetables in the Schuylkill Valley perished ina heavy frost Saturday morning. —Editor John T. Parker, of the Mahanoy City Record is in a critical condition from the effects of paralysis. —After bumping his head against the wall Walter Kinney, of Girardville, stabbed himself with scissors and will die. —An agent of Archibishop Ryan, of Phila- delphia, is in Reading selecting a site for the new Henry F. Felix Convent. —A barn built in 1755 is the only one used on the farm of Michael Swartley, Franconia township, Montgomery county. —A large portion of the cows of Schuylkill county are now registered in the Mutual Bovine Association, of Pottsville. —Frank Bissikuraer and Harry Wingert, of Reading, were arrested for pulling the tail feathers out of John Stark's peacock. —Inspectors of the Mt. Penn Gravity Rail « road, at Reading, on Saturday, recommended the removal of curves and a deep cut. —While crossing the railroad at Gibraltar, Berks county, Joseph Wicklein was run over and killed in the presence of his c hildren. —Three men burglars disguised in women’s clothes robbed the residence of Mrs. Eliza Franklin township, Washington county. —J. K. Sloane, who lives near Hollidays- burg, has four black Morocco hens that have ‘averaged three eggs a piece daily for two months. —Ofthe seven sons in the Lewis family of West Chester, six are bricklayers. The sev- enth will learn the trade as soon as he is old enough. —A team driven by John Sneider, of Mah- anoy City, ran away, going down the moun- tain. Sneider was Hurled against a pile of’ rocks and killed. —John Roberts, of Bridesboro, Berks county, has had the skin of his four-legged chicken stuffed and mounted. The oddity lived to be two weeks old. —Mrs. Ameli. Moyer has sued Frederick Bowman, a Reading carpet weaver for 80 cents the amount alleged to have been overcharged in making a carpet. —A famous cherry and apple tree that stands in George Anewalt’s garden in Bethlehem is burdened with blossoms. It bears five differ- ent varteties of fruit. ~The convention of presidents of college Christian association closed at Lancaster on. ‘Sunday. Addresses were made by J. R. Mott and Gilbert A. Beaver. —After escaping from his burning hotel, the Coleman House,.at Eldred, McKean coun~ ty, Proprietor C. M. Coleman returned to get $300 and was burned to death. aster, at Minersville, censures the company officials for not having put strong enough. props in the shaft to prevent a flood. —In tearing down a house the other day in Williamsport, built 25 years ago by J. 0. Bovee, a perfectly formed and mumified kit- ten was discovered between the plastering and the laths of the wall. —A crow was shot by Walter Wink, of Maxa~ tawny, Berks county, that measured a yard from tip to tip of the wings and was halfas. long from bill to-tail. This is claimed to be the largest one ever captured in the State. —Henry Rank,, a farmer living near Millers- burg, Lebanon county, is the happy possessor of a calf two weeks old that is only 14 inches high and weighs but 35 pounds. Its ears are like those of a. jack rabbit and it is covered with hair likea mouse. —A strange pigeon alighted among Levy Kurtz's large dock at Altoona and behaved so, strangely that Mr. Kurtz caught it. Written on a silken band about its leg were the words = “Courage. CG.C.K. Mexico.” It is- believed to be a carrier pigeon that has lost its bear- ings. —A land tortoise was found by Hunter George Lewis in the woods a mile and three quarters from Valley Forge a few days ago that is causing mueh speculation. On the under sideof the shell were inscribed “‘G. W, 1779.” Its suppesed to have been.marked by Washington. —The family cat and a pet hen belonging to A. 8. Otley, Claymont, Delaware county, are using the same nest to a rear a litter ot kit tens and.a brood of a dozen of ehickens. When the hen occupies the nest she warms both her own and .tabby’s family, and te. retaliate tabby keeps the rats away from the. chickens at night. . —A flock estimated to contain 500 wild geese flew. northward across the State a few nights ago. and ligthed in a swamp on Jacob Rigley’s farm on Perkiomen Creek. The geese made a | tremendous clatter all night, and in the morn- ing Mr. Figley gathered enough feathers from their roosting place to wake four good sized feather beds, —Clem Brubaker, while plowing near Mari- etta, Lancaster county, turned up an open- faced watch of the old fashioned copper va- riety. All the works in the watch are good, and it is now keeping first rate time. Bru. baker has owned the farm 17 years, and the watch, he says, musk have been lost long be- fore he took possession of the place. —A party of fishermen on the headwaters of Loyalsock Creek, Sullivan county, caught 40 trout one afternoon. William Beck, of La- porte, put 20 of them, tied toa string, in the shallow water of the creek to keep them fresh for breakfast. The next morning he found two immense water snakes clinging to the string. They hal swallowed six trout and were hela fast by the string. —John Strunk, near the mountain below Sunbury, saw a novel fight the other day be- tween a rat aad a big blowing viper snake, The r«$ was bitten dozens of times, while the plucky rodent fically sunk its sharp teeth in the siake’s neck back of the head and stuck there. The viper writhed and squirmed for 15 minutes and then lay still. It was dead. As the rat did not move Mr. Strunk looked clos r and found that it had also heen killed, —The Coroner’s jury in the Lytle mine dis- : add