There’s a Great Day coming. When Democrats will decide Who'll bear the glorious banner Who'll be the party’s pride. There’ll be great names and less ones, ° Recorded on the “Minute.” But when the Convention ’s over, D. B. will not be “in it.” —!“Tangle foot” fly paper will never be made strong enough to hold time flies. —Seventy cents worth of silver mak- ing a hundred cents worth of money seems to be a veritable case of the tail wagging the doe. —Poor MAHER was so badly cut up over his fistic encounter that he tried to commit suicide. What a blessing if ha had only succeeded. ~The National Committe cn arts for the World’s Fair might begin to look up a piece of real Ameri can tin'to be ex- hibited among the curiosities. —CAMERON and Quay might at least have left some wooden men to fill their chairs in the Senate. But then their ab- sence might not have been noticed. —If the World’s Fair is not to show itself on Sunday what will the average female, whose centre of interest is in the Sunday bonnets of her sex, find to do? —The Kaiser seems to have an aggra- vated attack of swelled head, yet it is'nt near large enough to support the gear of sovereignty in the triple role of Em- peror, Pope and Jupiter. ---The great gold “strike,” at Creede, may materially enhance the chances of the silver bill, for there is the best of metal evidence that the rarer metal will fluctuate considerably in value. —S1MPsoN has taken to bicycling as a substitute for the exercise he formerly got while ploughing, but how in the world can JERRY wear knickerbockers and riding shoes with such an aversion to socks, —The Oil City Blizzard says: “In England they “stand” for office.” It might not be traducing the language to use the same term here if one can judge from the number of stud horse politi- cians we have. —And now HARRISON is into the Behring sea trouble with both feet. He’s very wise for it will take all the seal pelts he can scrape together to thaw him out after the chilling blasts, of next fall, have swept over him. —Young Jim BLAINE is going to try the holy brass bands of matrimony again. This time he has fallen in love with a young Irish girl who will fur nish the ducats for the prestige which his father’s name has given him. —The Philadelphia Inquirer has ac- tually awakened to a realization of the fact that it won't be able to pull Quay through unless he stays at home and at- | tends to his business. Perhaps the Press is trying to shake the boss too. —A Philadelphia ship captain beg found an Adamless Eden among the South sea i:les. There 522 beautiful dames hold sway and according to the captain’s description they, were attired in the most bewitching tashion—a la fig leaf. —BLAINE was sly enough to steal all the glory (?) from the Chilean fiasco, but HARRISON is trying hard to get even now, while the plumed knight is sick, by stirring up a rumpus with Eng- land. He will find twisting the lion’s tail an entirely different matter from trampling upon a helpless country. --The one subject of discussion in Philadelphia just now is where is the best site for the mint and the monu- ment? If the monument is as far ‘‘out of sight” to the Quaker as is the new mint we think they could ,more profita- bly spend their time looking up the site of GID. MARSH'S present whereah outs. —The cranky traveler, who tries to find out whether the sheets on his hotel bed are damp by placing his watch be- tween them, little thinks that the film, or mist, on the crystal will be there all the same whether the bed be damp or not. How could he expect anything else when the bed—and the watch itsely for that matter—has a spring in it. —2 o'clock a. m. (The paternal voice is heard from above :) “Isabel? what is that scraping noise down there.” Fair Isabel, (as she gropes wildly about in the dark for her lover's hat,) “Oh nothing, father, only Charley striking a match.” Relieved parent (to his wife gas he staggers to the bed.) ‘Thank the Lorg there’s one of the six gone at last.’ —The great water tunnel for Chicago has proven a failure and wise acres are busy telling the people why the experi- ment proved unsuccessful. The supply Was not even large enough to properly water the stock ‘on change’’ let alone furnishing all that was required for domestic and manufacturing purposes. It appears that the projectors of the scheme did not take into consideration “the enormous quantities evaporated b windy places. I How Protection Protects Them. Another straw that shows the direc tion in which the “protection” wind blows, has just been stuck up down at Pottstown. Messrs. © Corrop and SAYLOR, proprietors of the extensive, bridge building works at that place, have notified their 500 employees that after the 14th inst. a reduction of ten per cent. on all wages, will be made, and that those who do not wish to stand it must seek employment else- where. This isa very practical illustration of the way protection protects working- men, With the exception of the bogus “tin-plate industry,” there is no class of manufacturers who are more popu- larly supposed to receive ail the benefits a protective policy is intended to guar- antee, than those engaged in just such work as the Pottstown bridge com- pany. Therc is not a beam, a bol, a bur or a rod, » turned out of their mills that is not on the government’sjlist of protected articles, or that any foreign made material, for the same purpose, can come in competition with without first paying a duty of from twenty to sixty per cent. In the name and in the interest of the workingmen of the United States this duty was asked. It wasjheralded from the stump, through the press and in all manner of political documents, during the entire Harrrsox campaign, and it will again be heralded in the same way and in the same interests in the coming campaign, “that)!“protec- tion” is not for the sole benefit of the companies and corporations engaged in mining and manufacturing, but to en- able them to employ more labor and to pay it better wages—to give to our workingmen better prices than are paid in Europe, and secure them more of the necessaries and comforts] of life, than their brother-workingmen in the old world enjoy. Thereis not a Republican working- man who voted for “Harrisox and protection,” who did not honestly be- lieve that in doing so, he was voting to secure himself and others steadier work and ‘better wages. There is not one of them who sustained thay party in its passages of the McKivtey bill, but was left under the impression, that its results would be to increase the price of labor, as well as the comforts of life the laborer should have, And there is not one of them now, after three years of Harrrson rule, and a full and fair trial of his “(ariff policy,” who can point to a single instance in which labor has been benefited by it, or toa solitary casein which wages have been advanced as a consequence of its good results. 3 As in this Pottstown case, so has it been in every other. As the proprie- tors pocketed the increased price that protection secured? for the out-put of their mines or mills, greed grew, and they further attempted;to increase their profits by a reduction of the wages paid their employees. It was to fil] their pockets and not to jenablejjthem to pay more remunerative wages, as theyjpre- tended, that protection was wanted. It has been the history of every mine and manufactory whose out-put 18 upon the list of protected articles :— Higher prices for our products,llower wages for our workingmen | Are the workingmen so blind that they cannot see? Are they so preju- diced that they will not heed? Are they so deaf to every appeal to reason that they will not hear ? Do they know of a single instance in which wages have gone up inlconse- quence of the enforcement of thejpro- tective policy? Has the demand for labor increased, or the opportunities to earn an honest and decent living en- larged ? The 500 workingmen of Pottstown whose families, after Monday next will eat less bread, wear thinner clothes and have fewer of the necessities of life, will know from practical experi- ence, how much protection for labor thereis in Republican promises, pro- fessions and enactments, just as the workingmen in thousands of other places have discovered months ago. _Asitisin Pottstown, so is it in every section of the country where labor is employed.—Republican rule secures this certain result :—Less wages or no work. ——— ‘——F'ine job work of ever discription at the WaTcEMAN Office, elacritlic STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. BELLEFONT Facts Don’t Show That Way. It may be necessary, as some presi- dent makers assert, for the Democracy to find its candidate in New York, but really, when one comes to look at it ia the light of past elections, there seems to be much more of mere opinion in this position, than basis furnished by facts. : Since 1860, every candidate for presi- dent the Democrats have had to vote for, was taken from New York, with the exceptions of General McCLELLAN, who was practically more of a New Yorker, than a Jerseyman, to which State he was credited, and General Haxcock, who resided and voted in New York although accredited to Pennsylvania, : In these thirty-two years we have been successful once. In seven presi- dential campaigns, victory has one single time been recorded and enjoyed, under the lead of a New York candi date, and following a policy largely dictated by her politicians, If past experience is worth profiting by, surely there is nothing in giving to New York the nominee, simply be- cause he is a resident of that State, or represents the political ideas and policy of New York leaders. Any other State in the Union, con- ceded the opportunity of furnishing the nominee on every occasion, since the war, would have hit on some one, at some time, who would have carried the banner of Democracy to triumphant success. Here in Pennsylvania, the worst ring-ruled, rotten and boss-ridden com- monwealth in the country, with more money, power and influences against the Democracy, than any other State in the Union possesses, we have carri- ed it five times in twenty years and will do it again in 1892, unless existing conditions and the Republican situation changes materially, A New York candidate, furnishes no assurance of suceess to the Democracy. Any good, clean, representative Demo. crat, let him be a resident of what State: he may, on the right platforin, will be just as available, as any candi: New York can present. It is time the Democracy was grow- ing tired of New York domination and New York defeats. EE ———— Where Justice Should be Withheld. | Nearly every day of our lives we read acsounts of verdant countrymen hay- ins been fleeced out of large sums of money, by the so called “green goods” game, and invariably, after they have realized that instead of growing rich in a day that they have been unmerei- fully skinned, they run to police head- quarters with their tales of woe and want the scoundrels hunted down. The latest illustration we have is the case of James W. Coox, a country merchant from Fairfax, S, C., who, on last Monday, went to New York to buy $5000 worth of counterfeit bills for $500. When he arrived in Philadel phia he thought to take a peep at his treasure (?) but to his dismay the “green goods’ men had wrapped up a brick and placed it in his valise, Coox of course gave his case to the po- lice and expects them to get his money back for him. Should it be done ? No! most emphatically, no! He should have been arrested and tried as an accomplice to counterfeiters, For if his valise had really contained the $5000 in “queer” money, there is every reason (to believe that he would have worked it off as soon as possible and the fact that he had paid $300 for it is the best evidence asto his intent, If he had realized $4500 out of the trans- action are we to suppose he would have said anything about it to the authori- ties? We rather think he would have chuckled at his successful little game as his New York friends are probably doing at this very moment, Mr. Coon is more clearly guilty ota serious crime against our laws than are the fellows who succeeded in duping him, for while they simply lured him on with stories of the fortunes to be de- rived)from *‘shoving jthe queer,” they did not show or try to pass any of it, and more than likely never had any in their possession, though by his invest. ment of $500 Mr. CooN gave the best evidence as to how he would have used it. Justice to such persons should only be given in the way of fines and im- prisonment. E, PA., MARCH As a result of the hearing in the railroad combine case, had before Attorney: General HexseL, on Thurs: day of last week, that gentleman will prepare a bill in equity and submit the question of the constitutionality of the “deal,” to the courts for a decision, That this action will meet the hearty approval of every citizen of the Com- monwealth, whose interests are in See- ing that every provision of the consti- tution is properly enforced, there can be no doubt, but what the Republican bapers, that have been howling them- selves hoarse because the Democratic State administration, would not make of itself a judicial tribunal and deter. mine without facts, that the Reading railroad deal was | unconstitutional, there is no little curiosity, Whether these same journals, that bave been so certain that they knew all about constitutional law and con- stitutional requirements, will be as free with their advise, and as voluble in their explanations to the Court, to which the case will be taken, as they were lo the Governor and his Attorney General, remains to be seen. As long as this transaction was a question in the hands of the Democratic adminis: tration, there was no doubt, in the minds of these Republican constitu. tional expounders, of the illegality of the combine and the enormity of the wrong the consolidation would effect, | Now that a Republican court may have to determine the matter, and ag there is no certainty that its decision will be in accord with the views and statements, that have been furnished | the people through the Republican | press, more for political than any other | purpose, we look for consideraple sil- | ence where there was formerly 20 much | noise, and for but little information | from parties and papers that seemed | bursting with a pregnaney of opinions, : which they attempted to unload upon a gullible public as facts, i By the time this question is finally "and judicially settled, some people will’ | possibly discover that the gun that goes off at “half-cock,” generally does more damage to its owner, than to the [ game it is intended to bring down. Their Weather Eye Upon Politics, The eastern Republican papers are terribly exercised over the fear of the | Passage of the free silver bill and are | heaping upon the Democrats in Con. | gress any amount of denaaciation, for fixing a day for its consideration, In the list of congressman who voted with the free silver men to set apart three days of the present session for the con- sideration of the Braxp bill, we do not dnd the name of a single Democratic representative from Pennsylvania, while the Republicans of the State fur- nish them with three votes, Darzerr, Rira and Stone. When this party that in the east, declares fres silver to be a fraud, and in the wes: unites to force it upon the country, succeeds in getting their own representatives, as a body, to "vote against this proposed legislation, it will be time enough for them to howl about the course of the Democratic majority in congress. The trouble with the Republicans, is not the fear that the passage of a free coinage act would d:bage the currency of the country or jeopardize or embar- rass its business industries. Their fears are that if such a measure should pass both houses of congress, that the presi- dent's veto, which is known would be given it, would ruin their chances of carrying the western states that are for free coinage, in the presidential con- test. Itis not the interests of the- country they are looking after ; it is the interest of Mr. HarrisoN and the Republican party that most concerns them. ER ————— ——There isa queer consistency in some people’s political positions, While DavzeLr, the anti Quay Repub- lican candidate for United States Sen- ate is in Washington voting for ‘free silver and a debased coinage,” as the Opponents of this measure put it, his backers here in Penngylvania, are abusing the Democracy like thieves for voting just as he is doing. If the Democracy deserve defeat because of their action on the coinage question why should Mr. DavzeLs be elected after supporting this same measure ? will do now, is a matter about which | He's the Fellow We Want. From the Atchison (Kan.) Patriot, A few of the Democratic politicians who think that they make and unmake Democratic presidents are at present making quite a noise, but when the peo- ‘ple meet by their delegates, at Chicago la June, they will kick aside all the schemes and nominate a candidate that tie people can and will elect. A Hint to Harrison, From tiie Detroit Free Press, President Harrison ought’ ta invite the New Jersey potters: to dine with him off that imported ching bearing the legend: “E Pluribus Unum 7° As members of the class for whose benefit the heavy duty is imposed on French China they would undoubtedly enjoy a meal off the foreign product in the com. pany of the man to whom they look for the carrying out of the policy which is intended to keep it out of the country. Two Vacant Chairs in the Senate, From the Danville Intelligencer, - The lone fisherman, Matt Quay, still spends his leisure hours fishing for tar- pon in the Floriday waters, This is a snap that a good many of his constitu. ents would like to fall into, loafirg with hook and line and be paid from $8 to $10 a day. The time was when a man was elected United States Senator from Pennsylvania that he expected to and did perform some service to the State, but those days have passed. Neither Cameron nor Quay are in their seats half, or a third of their time: ——— It Wasn't the Law He Was After but the Profits of the Law. From the Stubenville (0.) Gazette. , Had John Wanamaker tested the Me- Kinley law before the Supreme Court what would the result have been? It has not been so very long since John made $2,000,000 out of case of this sort. He went to court with a claim that he had been overcharged tariff on ribbons. He had sold the ribbons and collected the tariff from his customers. Then he won his suit, and again collect. ed the tariff from the government. John knows how to catch the coon go- in’ and comin’ if any body does. The Difference. From the National Democrat. We invite the attention of the Reput- licans who, think the negro is frightfully waltreated in the South to the fact that an Towa court, a few days ago, decided that the keeper of a restaurant might re- fuse to serve a colored man, as & restau- ant was not technically a public house, while the Memphis Appeal Avalanche a few months ago published this signifi- cant paragraph: “All the leading ei- ties of Mississippi are competing for the i site of the XxPy Holmes’ Colored Girls’ Seminary, A’ citizens’ meeting was i held in Natchez yesterday to present | the advantages of that place as a suitas ble location.” fe Time Works Wonders. From he Bedford Gazette. In the Fifty-first Congress that little cocksparrow, John Dalzell, was Boss Quay’s chief agent in the conspiracy to steal enough Democratic seats in the House of Representatives to give the Republicans ¢g working majority,” Last week Mr. Dalzell made an impas- sioned speech, protesting against the “outrage” of unseating a Republican who wasn’t elected. While the debate was in progress the presiding officer of tke house was Mr. Pendleton, of West Virginia, one of the victims of the Quay- Dalzell plot of the Fifty-first Congress. Another strange feature of the present situation is that Dalzell is now the lead. erin the movement to drive Quay out of the Senate. * Work to Win. From the N. Y. World. The object of the Democratic party’s existence is to secure Democratic poli- cies in government and legislation. The immediate aim of the party is to work certain Democratic reforms which are pressingly needed in the interests of the entire people. If these ends are to be accomplished within the next four years the Demo. cratic party must win in this year’s election. It can win easily if there is union of effort and unfaltering loyalty on the part of all Democrats. It is the imper- ative duty of all Democrats to insist up- on such union of effort and to cultivate such loyalty. Pending the selection of candidates there are wide differences of opinion and wide diversities of desire among Demo- crats. But there is no difference of opinion as to the essential principles of emocracy, and there must in no case be any lukewarmuess of desire for the party’s success. It is important for each Democrat to remember while trying to direct the preliminary work of the party in the channel he prefers that the dominant purpose before which all subordinate considerations must give way is to elect & Democratic president and a Demo- cratic congress, so that Democratic re- form may be wrought and Democratic policies be restored. 1 The party must win elections. I TOT Oa ——If you want printing of any de- scription the WATCHMAN office is the place to have it done, in this year’s Cr Spawls from the Keystone, —Freshets are reported all over the state. —Wilkesbarre is projecting a home for girls” and aged women. : —Forty Fort (Luzerne county)publie schools are closed by mum ps. —The study of music has been introduced into Reading schools, : —Nearly 100 hogs were burned to death ina railroad wreck at Altoona, —Wilkesbarre has 119 newly-licensed retail saloons ; revenue, $74,600. A —A robber hiding in a Pittsburg cellar be- -trayed himself by sneezing. —Berks county residents are keing shower- ed with green goods circulars, —In the vicinity of Pottstown $700 hag been collected for the Russian sufferers. —Reading real estate speculators have bought up 115 building lots in that city. —A young girl read a paper on farming to grizzled grangers at Robesonia recently. —Receiver Collins, of the embarrassed bank at Muncy, says the aepositors will be paid in full, ! —The expense of running the Berks eounty Prison was $17,000 more than the income last year. —Dullness of trade has compelled a reduc- tion of wages at the Mellert Pipe Foundry at Reading. i —Forty-two thousand trout fry were distri. Tuesday. —The Reading Press Club will raise funds by hiring a hall and gelting out a newspaper on its stage. —Thereare 500 members of the sect known as “River Brethren” in Lebanon and Dauphin counties. —At the Merrian Colliery, Mount Carmel, a coal gas explosion burned Michael Colgan and August Wohler. —Governor Pattison has appointed Henry M. Boies, of Scranton, a member of the State Board of Charities. —Tamaqua firemen have presented a couple ship boys at Reading. 55 —An electric railway connecting]! Reading and Lebanon, covering a distance of twenty - eight miles, will be built. to wounded soldiers to peddle their own Wares; partners not permissible. —Media, Chester, South Chester and Eddy- stone are all to be connectad with an electric railway in the near future. —For alleged elopement from Williamsport with Lena Mills, aged 16, Gottfried Kraft, mar- ed, was airested at Scranton, —Michael Kail, who conducted a Hungarian bank at Greensburg, missing, with about $10, 000 of his depositors money. —During a quarrel at a dance in Salem town- ship, Westmoreland county, on Friday, Oliver, P. Smith stabbed Joseph Miller. —Con Dougherty and another laborer were killed by a boiler explosion at the oil well of Greenlee & Frost, near McDonald, —The 8.year-old ‘daughter’ of Lewis Blue” day. IIer clothing had ignited from a stove. was only absent on business and has returned. —The Democratic State Convention will be held at Harrisburg, on April 13 next; the Re- Publican Convention at the same place April 20. —Seven already motherless children are left orphans by a. fall of coal, killing Miner William Murrack, of the Em pire shaft, Wilkes- barre. ; —Under the general municipal act of 1889, Reading Councils will create a Bureau of Wa- ter and Lighting. It will be composed of three commissioners. . i —Presidents Mcleod and Roberts, of the Reading and “Pennsy” roads, will be invited together to the Board of Trade banquet in Reading on April 29, --John “tewart, an itinerant found drowned in the Muncey Creek, near Williamsport, on F; iday. He probably walked overboard accidentally. —Goyernor Pattison has received a? patition signed by 23,000 persons from Pottsville, stat- ing that the coal deal will be of benefit to the people in Schuylkill county. —Louis H. James, the well-known Doyles- town attorney, has been missing from his home since Friday week, and no information can be obtained as to his whereabouts. —Harry D. Welsh and Samuel Crawford, conducter and brakeman of the Pennsylvania Railroad shifting crew, were convicted at Lan= caster Tuesday ot robbing freight trains. —A freight train wreck occurred on the Pennsylvania Railroad at Coatesville on Mon- day night. Sixteen freight cars were wrecked and David Mowery, a brakeman, was badly hurt. —Drugged whisky was administered by the servant, it is charged, to the little son of Mrge Mary Coyle, of Pittsburg, and the doctors say the child’s reason has been permanently in- jured. —Mrs. David X. Morgan, of Plymouth, in- censed at her husband for dru nkenness, com- mitted suicide last evening by taking a ham. mock and hanging herself to the door of her bed-room. —The residence of Hess W. Christie, ex- Register and Recorder of Butler county, and a well-known oil man of Butler Place, was sold by Sheriff Brown to John Berg, the bank- er, for $27,000. —A bullet, the course of which was almost spent, crashed through a Leesport Trinity Chureb window, whizzing by Pastor Lein- bach’s head and fell practically harmless on a deacon’s cranium. —A donation of $5000 has beenjmade to Hay- erford College for the purpose of establishing & memorial fund tothe late J. Wistar i Brown, president of the Board of Managers. The gift comes from his family, —While Albert Strobecker, was | walking along the Schuylkill Valley road, near Locust- wood, Montgomery county, he was attacked by tramps, and stabbed several times, But for his timely discovery he would have died from exhaustion, s —Ferdinand Beuroch, a typhoid fever pa- tient at the St. Francis’ hospital, Pittsburg, while suffering from delirium, jumped from a third story window of the institution and sus- tained injuries which were followed almost in- stantly by death, —The Southern Building and Loan Associa. tion, of Tennessee, has been given leave to open an office in Philadelphia. The Mecklin Brothers’ Chemical Com pany, of Philadelphia, has amended its name to “Manufacturing,” in- stead of “Chemical.” . buted in the sireams around Lock Haven of goats, typical of bock beer, to. the Friend- —Berks county has issued 216 free licenses bell, of Frenchville, was burned to death Sun” ; * —Banker: Kail, of Mount Pleasant, whose ‘disappearance caused alarm among depositorss, - artist, was To