alelpa “By P. GRAY MEEK. Ink Slings. THUS FAR. Winter snows, come and g0, Mercury moves, fast and slow. In Pldmber’s eyes a saddened gleam ; Ice machine stands supreme. — The KEELY cure, like the KEELY motor, seem to be a little too much for the Keystone State. —Monday was McKINLEY’S day in Ohio, and FoRAKER wasn’t in il. He had been there before. __ New Year's resolutions are getting into a week condition. For every seven days gives them an additional dose. —«Tts an ill wind that blows no-body good”’ thought HARRISON when he re- ceived the news that BLaTNE had had a relapse. — The average dollar, of the newspa- per man, is quick silver. That is, be doesn’t have it long because its’ on its round. — Since the Kuepive of Egypt is dead and England is beginning to hustle around already, it wouid be an ele- gant chance for WALES. __«Bucking the Tiger’ is the favorite pastine with TAMMANY democrats, Climbing the HILL is the arduous labor of New York’s Republicans. — The fellow who said that Indian Territory was only good to hold the rest of the world together, forgot to add : and help increase the population of the next: —_The Pine Ridge Indians are begin- ning their Ghost dances again and army circles are getting astir. The dances are all right if the redskins would only drop lead. _ President HARRIsoN could bring the Chilian trouble to an end quicker, and in a more honorable way, by firing his minister EGAN, than any of the big guns he is having prepared for an em- ergency. If the petindustry of the present administration would only make a tin ear for BENNY, he might be able to get through his campaign without hearing all the nice things that are being said about BLAINE. — The disaster which befell the HAR- RIsoN boomlet at the Philadelphia pri- maries, Tuesday night, can justly be laid at WANAMANER’s door. He with- drew bis advertising from the Quaker city papers justa trifle too soon. — GARZA, the Mexican dissenters said to have been a sewing machine agent at one time. 1f the report is true, every- one will readily know that he must have traveled for the SINGER company, from the way he is making things hum along the border. — The two JERRIES promises to make as funny a combination about Washing- ton this year as the “two JOHN'S” have made in theatrical circles. SIMPSON says Rusk can’t plow, and RUSK says that the sockless congressman don’t know when to tramp down onions. —Thesilence of the Philadelaphia Press (administration organ) on the re” sult of the contest between QUAY and Harrrsox for delegates from that city, can be accounted for on the grounds that when its side showed itself at the polls there wasn’t enough of it to talk about. —The paper that said, “A little gos- ling gone,” when Mr. and Mrs. Duck's little daughter died, was almost as far off as was the Delaware county journal when it startled its readers with the headline, ‘Another cotton tail gives tp the ghost.” on the morning that WirLiaM Rassir’s third son died. Sr Epwin ArxoiD's prediction that some day the United States will control all of South America is very complimentary indeed, to our govern- mental system, but from the rate most of us are living, we have a mortgage on a certain lake of brimstoneand its rath- er cold comfort to have such a sage tell us that we’ll eventually have to endure a “land of fire’ also. -—The only thing Senator HILL for- got to do when he froze the Republican majority outjof the New York senate, was to provide some measure which would prevent the unseated aspirants from being accorded the honor of seeing their names in print with “ex-Senator” prefixed. If they bad been allowed to usurp the place we have no doubt that «ex-convict! would afterwards have been the proper title. —-The wife of Gov. elect BrRowN, of Maryland, had intended wearing a dia- mond studded fille? at her husband's in- augural reception. but an over zealous jeweler displayed the beautiful orna- ment for Mrs. BRown’s hair and told the reporters that it was her guberna- toral crown. It is needless to say that the Governor's reception never came off and it is the first time such a thing has ever occurred at Annapolis. The cnly place we Americans recognize a queen of diamonds js when she holds sway over the green cloth. 9 > Ye 9 2 _YOL. 87. A Most Righteous Measure. The first bill reported from a com- mittee of the present Democratic House, at Washington, was that to re- pay citizens of the border counties for losses sustained during the war, by the invasion of Confederate troops. We hope it may be the first of all the measures expected to meet the appro- val of the present Congress, to pass and become a law. The total amount of the proposed appropriation is $3,450,595,45, divided among the different counties in which losses’ occurred as follows: Adams, $480,438.99; Franklin, $2,471,468.85 ; Cumblerland, $211,778.95; Fulton, $6, 808,.03; York, $53, 044.08; Somerset, 214,366.15; Perry, $2,640.40. These amounts are the sums ajudi- dated by the State years ago, and found to be due the residents of the counties named, for property burned, confiscated, or destroyed, and which should have been gromptly paid by the State, at the time of their adjudication. The delay in settling these claims—in paying what was due to a large®nuin- ber of its citizens, whose property the State failed to protect—and the tardy way in which this claim has been treated by the representatives of the general government, since its intrcduc- tion at Washington, shows how little our law makers appreciate the rights of individuals, or the obligations of a government to those to whom it has guaranteed the protection of life, liber- ty and property. We can readily understand why the republican ring that has controlled the legislation and finances of this State since the war, failed to meet this most just of all obligations against the Commonwealth, There was more flnancial profit to it and its party in placing the State's money in favorite banks, or loaning it to the DELAMATERS and the BARDSLEYS, to speculate with, than to pay its just debts. The people of the border counties could be “put off '—the bankers and speculators would “put up,” tor party purposes, and for this reason the money that should bave gone to pay for the build- ings burned, the stock stolen and the property destroyed along our border, was never paid, but left where it would do the most financial good for the party : that controlled its expenditure. There is no denying the fact, that | Pennsylvania, as a State, should have settled and paid these claims in full, | years ago, and then presented the amount for re-imbursement. but becauseit failed in its duty,is no rea- son why Congress should failjn its. The amount is due from the government of the United States, that demanded and took from the State, the troops raised to protect the property of its citizens, whether the claims be presented on the part of the State or by its people, who were the sufferers. It is because this amount .is justly due from the goverument ; because it has unjustly and wrongfully been kept from the people to whem it rightfully belonged, for years and years, that we hope this Democratic House that has taken such prompt action, in the matter, will be just as prompt in pass ing the bill as the committee was in reporting it. e—— —Holy JomN is in a serious plight just at present. Having withdrawn his patronage from the Philadelphia Daily News, that staunch Republican organ has straightway begun to make things exceedingly uncomfortable for him, by publi: hing statements as to the manner in which he purchased its support, when a candidate, and its silence when the in- vestigation of the Spring Garden Bank threatened implicating those very near and dear to him. It is interesting to the public to know how the Post Mas- ter General’s liberal advertising helped him through, but the News is at the samo time disclosing the disreputable principles which govern it. ETAT ———A recent decision by the Su. preme Court, in which it holds land lords and saloon keepers responsible for the welfare of persons who have become intoxicated om their liquors, and for iujuries suffered by them while under the influence of such drinks, promises to do much in the way o! stopping the sale of liquor to drunk men, and men of known intemperate habits, to the General Government: It did not do &0, | STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL ONT Off His Eggs. If Chairman Brice made the absurd statement, attributed to him by the newspapers, to the effect that the Penn- sylvania Democratic State Committee bas no right or authority to choose the member of the National Committee for the State, and that the National | Committee itself would name the rep- resentative, he has less political brains than any one imagines him to have. Pennsylvania Democrats may not amount to much when it comes to elect: ing a president, but there are over 450,000 of them who are willing, for the sake of the principles they bold dear, to stand by their colors year after yearand to contribute as much and labor as earnestly,for the success of the cause, as the same number of Demo- erats do in any portion of this wide covntry. They may not know how to down the Republican majority. that overwhelm them, but they have knowledge enough to know that they have rights which even Mr. Brice and his committee are bound to respect. One of these rights is the privilege of selecting their own representative on the National Committee and selecting him in the manner and by the authori: ty that suits them. If Pennsylvania Democrats see proper to elect that member by the votes of the State Committee, itis their business—not Mr. Brice's. If they see proper to elect him in some other way it is the same. The only voice Mr. Brice or his committee could have in the matter, would be, in case two members were elected by two differen) authorities, they could determine which was the proper representative. As the State Central Committee is chosen to act for the party in all things, except in the matter of making party nominations ; as it is held responsible for the manner in which the welfare of | the party is attended to, it ie clearly | within its province, and is its duty, to see that the proper kind of a Democrat is chosen to represent the party and its organization in the National Com- | mittee. —————— An Entirely Legitimate Transaction. The various newspaper comment on Mr. KeeLey's sale of the right to use his bictloride-of-gold cure, tor drunk- " enness, in the state of Connecticut, has probably brought the Pittsburg doctor "and his institutes, throughout the country, nto a greater degree of promi- nence than any of his most remarkable cures or failures have done. Until within the last week Mr. Keer | BY bad reserved the exclusive right to use his compound in all parts of the world, but having received an undoubt- ed liberal offer for the right to estab- lish and operate institutes, under his system, within the limits of the Nut- meg state, he has sold that right for $80,000 to a Connecticut syndicate. And is the attack upon him, by the press, in consequence thereof, in the least way justified ? Many of our largest papers are now calling him a “quack” and declaring that he should give his discovery for the benefit of humanity. It is absurd for the writers of such articles to think that a man who has given the best ef- forts of his life to the formulation of such a compound should not reap the benefits therefrom. If Mr. KeeLev's experimeuts had proven unsuccessful “humanity” would not have helped him bear the losses incidental to his work, but now, when he has made a partial success, at least, of it every one seems ready to condema the cure and ist originator for trying to make mon- ey out of it. His right’to the bi-chloride- of-gold cure is undeniable, and why should he not have the benefit of any revenue it may bring: As to the successful termination of the KEELEY treatment we haveyet to see the case in which it has, thus far failed. Every patient with whom we have talked seems perfectly satisfied with the system, but it is necessarily a question of time before we can be posi- tive that their cures are permanent. If Mr. KgeLey can make a fortune out of his cure he is to be congratulat- ed, for to do this it must prove success: ful and then “humanity” will owe him an hundred fold the sum he can possi: E, PA, JANUAR UNION. Down at the Heel. If Quay does not control the Phila delphia Press it is about the only part of the republican party of that city that 1s not absolutely and willingly dominated by him. After a fight against the *infloonc™ of the cock- eved stateman of BEAVER, in which all the power of the administration was used, it succeeded in electing on Tues- day last, only three of the fifty-eight delegates to the Republican State Con- vention. Itis not much credit to a party that a man, with the reputation and character that Quay possesses, can dictate its course and control its actions, and an administration, with its power and patronage, that can be beaten by such a man, is certainly pretty low down at the heel, in the estimation of the voters of its own party. r—— No News From that Section. It is strange how much news we can get from distant Chili, thousands of miles to the South of us ; how minute the particulars, that are furnished by the enterprising press, of the starving peasants of far off Russia; how full and complete the reports of the doings of men of prominence all over the wide world, and yet what a paucity of facts we have about those ir whom we are interested, just over the lakes in Cana- da. Much of this state’s money and many republican secrets are there. Wat. Livsey is there. Others like him are there, and yet with all t hese inter- ests just over the border, who has word from Canada. Who hears from Liv- SEY ? TTT ETT —— According to Dux & Co's finan cial report for 1891, there were almost two thousand more failures for that According to Republican promises, and he expectations of those who believe in a protective tariff, 1891 should have people and general prosperity. seems, however, that the McKINLEY bill, and the protection it gives ta cer- tain interests, did not work as promised or expected, and the lesson it has taught the business interests, that have been hampered and crushed by it, as well as the great army of laborers who are out of employment, should "be one that would last, at least, until the party» forcing this policy upon the country, is voted out of power. ee] — The State Commission, whose duty it was to select designs for the booths, guard rails und ballot boxes; under the new ballot law, have con’ cluded their labors. The booths recom’ mended are made of wood and the maximum cost fixed at $4.00 each. The guard rail is of the chain pattern, so as o be readily adjustable to any room and to cost $4.80 for each election pre- cinct. The ballot box is of wood 18 inches each way, inside measurement, and to be fitted with a self locking de- vice, the entire cost of each to be $3.00. The State pays for the booths and guard rails and the counties for the ballot boxes. RT STS, — Fortune seems to have turned ber back on Cyrus W. Fieup, the Columbus of modern times,” who, as he stands on the boundary that divides this world from the great hereafter,bas friends, money and name all snatched away from him in the course ofa few months. Eight weeks ago his wife died, a few days later a son, in whom he had explicit confidence, robbed him of much property and now his oldest daughter, Mrs. LINDLEY, i8 dead. The troubles he has had would make a younger man despair, and but empha- size the vanity of earthly treasures. mn ns —— After the Republican legislature enacts, and the Republican governor signs, an honest apportionment bill for the State of Ohio, we will have more faith in the professions and promises of the leaders dnd papers of that party, than existing facts will allow us to have at thistime. A fair Republi- can apportionment, would be a curiosi. ty that would excite the wonder of the entire country, and after it was once exhibited, there are many of us who would not be surprised to see the ap- proach of a political millennium. ble realize on it. How can we place a value on the lives and homes it will | gave and brighten ? —— I'he man who knows what he is about reads the WATCHMAN and pro- fits by its teachings. 15.1892. year than during the preceeding one. | knowledge of politics. been a high-tide year with business It ' tee. . within the supreme Out For Cleveland. Senator Harry Alvan Hall,of the Elk, Clarion, Cameron and Forest district was in Harrisburg, on Tuesday, on pro. fessional business, and while there did not hesitate to express himself upon current matters in Democratic politics. When asked his opinion as to the ef- fort that is now being made to organ- ize an anti-Cleveland movement within the State, Senator HALL said : “Believing as I do that the Democra- cy of the State is almost a unit in favor of the nomination of Grover Cleveland, I feel that any effort upon the part of designing politicians to subvert the pop- ular will to subserve their own seifish ambitions should be promptly and ef: fectually rebuked. The re-entry of Chairman Kerr, as a candidate for re- election to the Chairmanship of the Democratic State Central Committee, is apparently at the instance of certain Democrats who are hostile to the ad- ministration of Governor Pattison and to the nomination of Mr. Cleveland. It ig, in my judgement, an effort to cap- ture the organization of the Democratic party in Pennsylvania with the pur- pose of using it, as far as possible, to overcome the Cleveland sentiment with- in the State. The political fingers boarda within the party but too clear- ly indicate that this in the purpose of those who have pursuaded or are en- deavoring to pursuade Chairman Kerr to make the fight. From what I have learned within the past week or ten days, I regard the selection of J. Mar- shall Wright, of Allentown, for State Chairman as extremely probable; in fact, within the past day or two, I have become satisfied that his election is as- sured. A significant feature of Chair- man Kerr's candidacy is the fact that all the anti-Cleveland men in the State are arrayed under his banner.” «Under these circumstances,” con- tinued Senator Hall, “I regerd it as my duty to do all that lies_in my power to aid in the election of Mr. Wright. I may add that I favor the election of Secretary Harrity as the Pennsylvania member of the National Democratic Committee. He is the most competent and the best equipped leader we have had in the State since 1 have had apy There can oe no doubt that in the right as it will be the duty of the State Central Commit- tee to fill the vacancy caused by the death of Mr. Scott. No one has yet heen selected nor has anyone been au- thorized either directly or indirectly to represent us on the National Commit: It is an absurd proposition that no one but the National Delegates have the power to elect. 1f this were the case, and Mr. Scott had died immedi- ately after the adjournment of the last National Convention we would have been without representation for four years. The power to fill the vacancy exists somewhere; and where, if not power within the party, which is the State Central Com- mittee. I do not credit the statement that Chairman Brice has ruled that Mr. Kerr shall fill the vacancy. He would scarcely attempt such an unwar- ranted assumption of authority, and if he has, the Democrats of the State will be prompt to resent his dictation.” Why the Future Looks Bright. An epitome of the present situation of’ American agriculture forms & promin- ent and the most practical and valuable feature of the American Agricultwrist New York) for January, in which issue this old reliable magazine celebrates its fiftieth anniversary. In this epitome our relation to the” world’s food supply is given, and an estimate of American production and requirements. It is the first complete presentation of the labori- ous studies of C. Wood Davis, and ap parsaily justifies his predictions. of the rilliant fature that awaits the Ameri- can farmer. Mr. Davis’ opinions and data carry great weight in the commer- cial and agricultural world beeause of his exhaustive inquiry of production in its relation to population, not only in the United States but in all the principal importing and exporting countries of the world. He shows that from 1870 to 1880 the bread-eating populations in- creased 11.4 per cent. and the wheat area 15.6 per cent. while the rye area was un- changed, but during the tem years just closed the increase in the wheat and rye area was but 1.4 per cent. against an in- crease 1n the bread-eating populations of 14 per cent. In other words, consump- tion increased ten times us fast as produc- tion. These studies show that in 1871 the total wheat exports of the United States, Europe, India and Australia were only 120 million bushels, while the price in India, on the Atlantic Seaboard, at Chicago and in Liverpool averaged $1.46 per bushel. The price steadily declined to $1.13 as the average in 1884, when exports had more than doubled, and has since fallen to 88c as the price for 1889. Hence the probability cf an advance in future. nr C———— TT Why Kansas Does Not Progress. From the St. Joseph News. At Fort Scott, Kansas, recently a man crawled under a ‘reight house, wherein was stored a barrel of whisky, and bor- ing a hole through the floor and barrel, carried off the liquor. No wonder Kansas does not progress. So much of the ingenuity is lost in trying to get a drink that they have little left for the channels of legitimate business. Spawls from the Keystone, — Mine cars at Mt. Carmel crushed Frank Brady. —Heavenly Recruits are holding a conven- tion at Auburn. — Lancaster's Republican primaries will be held January 26. _Searlet fever has joined hands with the grip in Birdsboro. — Trinity Reformed Church, at Gettysburg was dedicated Sunday. —The Pennsylvania Telegram has given up the ghost, at Reading, Pa. —The snow and ice has chzered the hearts of Williamsport lumbermen. —A lamp exploded fatally burning Peter Bucker, a Reading shoemaker. Bethlehem will hereafter run her fairs Independently of the State Fair. —“Reddy” John Scott has been arrested ab Allentown for several highway robberies. Orphan's Home contributions were stolen from a box in the Huntingdon Post Office. _ Calvin Keiser, a Reading lad, has been ar- rested for shooting arrows into street cars. Andrew Carnegie will give another $1,000,- 000 for the Carnegie Library, at Pittsburg. —A 3500 pound shaft fell upon Charles: Y. Garman, in a Reading iron mill, erushing him. —Forty very serious cases of malignant, diphtheria have closed Erie's public schools. — Lancaster will borrow $25,000 to meet city deficiencies in paving and other departments. _The mud and snow killed Michael Kirwen at Shenandoah, as he slept by a rialroad track. —Portions of a blank cartridge went into Peter Wohleber’s hand, at Pittsburg, and he died of lock-jaw. —A telegram to William Weiser, of Bower's Station, announces the death of his son Cyren- ius, in Colorado. David A. Shope fell, thirty feet head fore= most, from a scaffold’to his death, at Cove sta tion, near Harrisburg: The first train was Saturday run over the Williams Valley railroad, a branch of the Reading at Tower City. —While trying to adjust an electric light with an iron rod, Michael Bunk, of Johnstown, was shocked to death. —At Plymouth, Luzerne county, any school child absent without excuse more than five days suffers suspension. —Itis said that Lieutenant Governor Watres will succeed Ezra W. Ripple as Colonel of [the Thirteenth Regiment. —Grant Rider was overpowered by "gas at the Cambria Iron Compauy’s blastifurnace, Johnstown, Friday, and dled. __Pittsburg’s taxable proper is assessed at 830,000,000 more this year than last, to keep the rate of taxation where it was. Chambersburg politicians say they are af= ter Congressman Atkinson's scalp for neglects ing to push the border raid claims. — Business requirements have induced Colo= nel E. A. Ripple, of the Thirteenth Regiment, Scranton, to decide upon resigning. —“Pifty dollars or I'll blow you up.” shout- ed Jacch Yarshon to Henry Birman, of Lan- caster, and the crank was hustled to jail. — While working by her cookstove §Mrs. Thomas Jones’ clothes caught Zfire and, she was nearly burned to death in Mt. Carmel. — An intoxicated man, being refused liquor SD ¥ q 3 struck Frank Ernst,a Reading saloon-keeper, and inflicted an injury that mayl blind him. The ladies of Lancaster will not be tleft in the World's Fair procession. [They have ore ganized with Mrs, A. Ji.Steinman, President. —George H. Teusch, superintendent at York Farm Colliery, Pottsville, has taken eharge of three other of the Lehigh Company?! collieries. —A shooting gallery is rated as a gambling house at Lebanon— ageme of ehance in which the shooter who misses the bull’s eye pays tho biil. . Five Scranton street car men went to sleep: in their stalled ears andialmost suftocated by the gas from charcoal stoves that heated the CATS. —Bowmsanite Evangelicals at Shoemalkers- ville have sued Dr. M.S, Reber to recover the treasurer's account book and fands of the chureh. —In the Clinton county court, Michael McDonald confessed the killing fof Israel Mazeral, and his plea of manslaughter was aceepted. —A Million and a.quarter passengers rod®-en Lancaster's electric and horse cars last year, and the city will oer have a greatlyjextended system of rapid transit. —A heel-less shoe;and heei-less tracks inthe snow, aided Scranton offieers to catch Andrew Miller, one of the deadly assailants of a» Boley whose skull was fractured. —Rev. GeorgeGaal, of Columbia, is strongly urged to seek the appointment at the next eonferexce to Gvace M. E. church, Broadjand Master streets, Phildelphia. —Charged with robbing their employer, Harry Welsh, Eeter A. Reinhard anditSamuel Crawford have been arrested by the: Bennsyls vania Railroadi:ab Laneaster. Barbara Hodgers was sent to jaily. at York, for 6 months, for beating her sevem: year old son, and making him sleep barefooted in & barn where water would freeze. Officer Edward Kroll, of §York, was falsely, reported dead, and before the- Mayor had heard of it, ve received applications for the supposed dead man’s official place. —Mr. John Bardoritz Bethlehem, locked her two children in the house and neighbors found them an hour afterwards. suffocated by smoke from burning meat on the stove. Charters were granted| Friday to the JOver- brook Chemical Companys. of Philadelphia, capital $25,000, and the Caller & Hawley Fur- niture: Company, of Williamaport, capital $20,- —Jn State proceedings against the Quaker City Mutual Fire Insurance Company, of Phil. adelphia, Judge Simonton of Harrisburg has warned the company to.dp business hereafter om the purely mutual plan. —A Lock Haven sharper sewed a manufac- ured wild cat’s ears upou a pelt kept for that purpose and got a State royalty from ‘Squire Rosser for the ears. Bat the 'squire discover ed the stitches and made the sharper; refund. —Clearfield’s retiring Demoecrstic postmas- ter, A. B. Rosenkrans,was notified by Federal Treasury auditors that he owed the Govern® ment 1 cent, He drew a check for the amount sent it to Washington and has just got his re- ceipt. —Cumberland county friends of President Judge W. F. Sadler, who was Judge Mitch ol)’s most formidable’ competitor in 1888 are doing all in their power to secure his nomina, tion by the Republicans: for the [Supremg Court vacanoy this year.