A - ns at cn DI tt IRATE AIO Wo pram, So A HOI 5. 52,0 IORI Ae ge SRA. SW Denroceatic Alc T BY P. GRAY MEEK. ink Slings. -—Pittsburg is just a trifle too slow to catch anything but storms and cy- clones. — Tt seems to take a great deal of work to properly FosTER the SHERMAN boom in Ohio, — On Wednesday the turkey tribe did most of the gobbleing, but when Thurs- day came humanity did it ail. — Were you thankful for what you had yesterday or did you think more of things that you were’nt blessed with ? —-Because circus people all have their canvas-back in winter quarters is no evidence that they are living on duck. —The man whose wife presented him with triplets yesterday, must certainly have been thankful that it wasn’t a brace of twins. —With all the protection it was able to give it in the McKinley bill, the re- publican party couldn’t keep castor oil from going down. —With all its political, financial and other crookedness, there 1s still some re- deeming features about Philadelphia. Her streets at least are straight. —Dr. Gatling, the inventor of the Gatling gun, insists that his invention is a peace maker. We have no doubt of it all if he spells ‘piece’ this way. —Itis not much wonder that after keeping the FAssETT open during the entire campaign, New York should go dry immediately after the election. —People who place confidence in the story that untold wealth is hidden on one of the islands of the Delaware, need not be surprised to learn that some one is K1pp-ing them. It is highly probable that mother nature is retaliating on humanity for stealing her ice making, rain making, and electricity making jobs, by taking from us so many of our stars. From the fuss the English are mak- ing over the illness of the young Prince GEORGE, it looks as though they don’t want “collars and cuffs” to reign after the Prince of Wales is through. ..-When St. LUKE wrote the story of the typical liar of his time, he knew nothing of the Brazilian newspaper correspondent. If he had, ANANIAS would never have been heard of. —The Yuma Indians put to death their medicine men who fail to fulfill their promises. What a falling off in republican majorities there would be, if the same practice prevailed in politics. —A Philadelphia woman eats soap with a relish. How many youngsters in this broad land have eaten it with- out any other trimmings than those a fond mamma can give when she bears her darling say naughty words? — Investigation as to the condition and whereabouts of FORAKER proves that the wind storm that swept eastward over this State on. Monday was not caused by his bursting. He is still whole and as badly inflated as ever. —The friends of FoRAKER have a paper out to raise money to erect & bronze statue of him. If they’ll wait till he drops out and be satisfied with a brass ome, there need be no expense about it. The corps will answer every purpose. re —Williamsport had’nt enough re- frigerators and side-boards to bid for the Republican national convention in '92, 20 she’s trying to get the Prohibitionists to go there and drink up the over stock of “pop” which she has been keeping cool since the Christian Endeavor Convention last summer. —Natural Gas companies have dis- covered a new way of warming up the people of Pittsburg this winter. They decrease the pressure and increase the price to consumers. It works like a charm and every fellow who pays a gas bill gets red hot every time he thinks about it. —The ome particular person who was not particularly thankful yesterday was WILLIAM L1vsEY. When he considered how much 1v had cost him to live in Canada and remembered that he would have been perfectly safe in the hands of his party in Pennsylvania, it knocked thanksgiving all to thunder with him. —Philadelphia may be very slow and exceedingly quiet, but it is not going to be behind inthe ‘neck tie’ business. The one it has ordered for the statue of PeNN on the public building, will weigh 500 pounds, but with all its heft it will not cost as much, as did those paid for by the State, for the statue ot its Auditor General. —Speaking of the late Alliance meet- ing, one of our exchanges assures its readers that the ¢farmers are losing | ground.” No doubt of it. Under the : benign rule of the Republican party and its protective tariff ideas, they have lost about everything else loseable, ex- cept their ground, and what is to pre- vent it following the rest, is something tino fellah” has yet found out. ’ iil 2 VY 2, A STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. NO. 46. A Wrong Reason. The Pittsburg Dispatch of {Saturday last’ prints what preports to be aa in- terview with Hon. Wa. A. WALLACE, in which that gentleman is made to say in substance, that he has but one political ambition, and that is to be sent by his county as a representative to the House at Harrisburg,j for the purpose of securing such reforms in the ballot laws of the state as will pre- vent from voting, foreigners and {others too illiterate to read. While these are not the exact words as given by the Dispatch, they convey the full mean- ing of those published, as they seem to have been understood by ail who read them. The Philadelphia Press, Herald, Harrisburg Patriot and other jpapers take up the matter and congratulate the country onjthe prospect of Mr. War- LACE'S return to Harrisburg, and jcor- rectly assume that such an occurrence will have the effect of bringing to the front for legislative honors, Jan entirely different and higher class of men, than the majority of those who jof late years have been chosen as law makers. That Mr. WaLLAcE would accept a legislative nomination, is a matter that we feel confident would be gratifying news to the people, not only of hisjown county but of the entire State. That his election to the House would bring to it an ability and influence, that has not been known or felt within the halls of the Legislature, since Jonny Hick- MAN, Judge Jenks, McDowELL, SHARP, and other men of that class left it years ago, is equally certain. And that his acceptance of a position now generally refused by the abler and stronger men of both parties, would have a tendency to induce other men of high standing to accept a like nomination, and other districts to secure as high class repre- sentatives as possible, is altogether probable, and would be the strongest kind of reasons for persons of all shades of political opinions, hoping that the alleged interview is correct, and truthfully represents Mr. WALLACE as having a desire to return to Harris burg. What makes us doubtful of the re- liability of the interview, is the reason said to be given by Mr. WarLLace for his willingness to accept the position named :—“that he may help frame a re- form ballot law and secure such legis lation as will prevent from voting, the ig- norant and illiterate foreigners.’ Wu. WALLACE, under existing con- dition of affairs, would never give such a reason for wishing to go to the Leg: islature. He does not deal in clap- trap, nor does he attempt to deceive those with whom he has business or other relations. If their is any trait for which he is known, more marked than an other, it is his courage and disposition to say plainly what he means, and to ay it in a way that any one who hears or reads may under- stand. And just here is where the purported interview, shows its lame- ness or incorrectness—in the reasons it quotes him as giving. Karly in the campaign last fall, Mr. WALLACE was published as vigorously opposing a Constitutional Convention. He was among the first of the promi- nent lawyers of the State to give his reasons to the public, why there should be no changing of, or tinkering with, the present Constitution. If it was wrong and unnecessary to alter or amend that instrument last fall, it would be equally wrong and unneces- sary, next fall. Aud yet, without a change in the Constitution, Mr. WaL- LACE, as does every intelligent citizen, knows, that no restriction on the right of suffrage can be had. That so long as we have the present Constitution, just so long can every male citizen twenty-one years of age, who has been a citizen of the United States one month, a resident of the state a year, lived within his district sixty days,and paid a state or county tax, vote, no matter it he is so ignorant that he can't tell a letter B from a bulls foot, or is 0 dumb that he don’t know enough to go into the dry when it rains. Senator WALLACE, may honestly fav- or the idea of a restricted ballot, but he is not going round trying to make believe that he would like to go to the Legislature to pass laws to that effect —under the present Constitution. The Dispatch will have to look for some other reason,or leave grave doubts as to the correctness of its statement. Practically Blotted Out. There is weeping, wailing and gnash- ing of teeth among the republican lead- ers of New York. They could stand the election off a Democratic governor and the piling up of a Democratic ma- jority of 45,000, but when it was an- nounced in Albany on Tuesday last, that both the Senate and House would be in the control of the Democrats, it was too much for one time, and the despair that settled down upon ther is said to be past realization. If ever any set of men were knocked complete- ly out, it is the New York republican leaders. For years they have maiu- tained power through the operations of a most iniqiuitous apportionment of the state, both Congressional and Leg- islative. With a clear Democratic ma- jority in the state of at least 25,000, they could elect nineteen of the thirty- four congressmen ; and an overwhelm- ing majority of both the House and Senate, Secure in these, they could prevent a fair apportionment being made as well as dictate most of the ap- pointments of the governor, by refus- ing to confirm those that did not suit them. They realize that the loss of the two branches of the Legislature, as well as the governor, means a new ap- portionment that will give them only what they are entittled to,—represen- tation, 1n Congressional, Senatorial and Legislative districts in proportion to their vote, and that this means that they will have neither Senate or House for years to come ; and with this state of affairs comes the political annihila- tion of those who have led the republi- can party for years and profited by as villianous a gerrymander as that which disgraces our own state. A new ap portionment in New York means a majority of Democratic congressmen from that State, a Democratic Senate and a Democratic House in 1892, and a Democratic United States Senator to succeed Hiscock. Is itany wonder that the political tribulation that has fallen upon them seems greater than they can bear? The Greatt Horse Show. The horse show at New York last week was a great success, both in point of entries and dollars. Never before in America has there been such a gathering of beauty and blood, and never before has a horse show netted its managers a cool $100,000. Horses and chrysanthemums,seem to be the fad of the fashionable world at present,and indeed it is a very peculiar man that don’t admire a good horse when he gees it, although very few are fortu- nate enough to own one that would at- tract attention among the one thou- sand exhibited at Madison Sqaure Gar- den. Horseflesh, like everything else in America,is progressing and when milhonaires like TLeLaAND STAN- rorD, A.J. Cassarr, the late Av- aust BeLMoNT and WiLLiaM L. Scott take the subject in hand, it will not be long until we are exporting instead of importing finely bred horses. Arabs and Normans, Clydesdales and Trotters were all there; but the hackneys which many consider the most useful of all breeds, and a comparatively new favorite, shared with the hunter and jumper, the honors of the show. Taese TELL THE TALE.—-The smoke- less stack of the Bellefonte Furnace Company, the noiseless machinery down at the Nail Works and the fire- less furnaces at the Glass factory, are every day reminders to the people of this place of the efficacy of the McKix- Ley tariff bill. Before its enactment, all these enterprises were in full blast ; none of them in operation tc-day, and no man knows when, if ever, either of them will be. So much for protec: tion. A call for a meeting of the ex- ecutive committee of the National Democratic committee has been issued. It will be held in Washington on Tues- day, December 8, at which time will be fixed the date and place of meeting of the National Committee to deter- mine when and where the general Democratic Convention of 1892 will be held. As that convention will name the next President of the United States, anything pertaining to its place of meeting or work, will be looked for- ward to with the greatest of interest. PA., NOVEMBER 27, 91. Looking Ahead. Since the last Presidential election, the number of electors who will cast the votes of the different states for Presidentiand Vice-President, has been increased from 401, to 444. Thus has been done by an increase in congres- sional representation amounting to 23, and by the admission of new States with an aggregate representation of 20 votes, with a list of the States, with the num- ber of votes cast by each in the elec- toral college of 1888, and also a list of those that will vote,;and the number each is entitled to cast, at the next election of President : Vote of 1838. Vote for 1892. Alabama.. ... 10{Alabama 11 Arkansas. 7/Arkansa «8 California’ 8|Californi : 9 Colorado* ... 3|Colorado®. lid Connecticut 6/Connecticut. 6 Delaware... 3| Delaware. 3 Florida. Florida . 4 Georgia. 2|Georgia. 13 Illinois* 2| laaho*,. 3 Indiana [llinois.. 24 Towa# 3|Indiana. 15 Kansas Lowa.. 13 Kentucky Kansas! 10 Louisiana Kentucky .13 Maine®* 5| Louisiana. . 8 Maryland Maine*..... v0 Massachu Maryland.... . 8 Michigan 3| Massachuse 15 Minnesota *, Michigan .... . 14 Mississippi. .. 9{Minnesota*. 9 Missouri.. 16| Mississippi 9 Nebraska 5|Missouri.. 17 Nevada®. .... 3{ Montana .. v3 New Hampshi Nebraska® 8 New Jersey... 3 New York#.... . 4 North Carolina. 10 Ohio*..... . 36. Oregon#,. . 11 Pennsylvania*.. Rhode Island®.. South Carolina ~ DO WB GO We Tennessee. 3 Texas..... Vermont* Virginia. 12|South Dakota 4 West Virg Tennessee 12 Wisconsin® 15 4 Virginia.. 12 Washing 3 4 West Virgini 6 Wisconsin 12 Wyoming?®. 3 Total ... wned01 Total...... 444 The asterisk (¥) shows the states that voted the Republican ticket in 1888, and also those that voted it at | the recent election. It will be noticed | that not a single state that cast its vote | for €1EvELAND in 1888, has gone over to the Republican column, {while of “those that were for Harrison : Mas- | sachusetts, Rhode Island, New York, Michigan, Iowa, Wisconsin, Indiana and Illinois, have voted since with the Democrats. Conceding to the republicans all the New states, even Montana, which is, and has voted Democratic, and{ giving them back Rhode Island, which has consistently voted Democratic since the amendments to their constitution abol- ishing a property qualification, along with Illinois and Wisconsin, both of which under existing circumstances are at least doubtfulion the Tariff question, the next electoral college would stand as follows : Democratic. Republican. California....ceeeenees Colorado Arkansas. Connecticu Delaware.. Maryland. Massachus perl aBoresoonad Rome bd 01D ....184 260 We know that all this kind of figur- ing 18 mere speculation, but we leave it to the cool, calm judgment of the read- er, to determine for himself, if under the circumstances, it does not look very much as ifthe next President would be a Democrat and that indica- tions at this time point strongly to the overwhelming defeat of Republicanisra and its high tariff, monopolistic doc- trines. ——Asall the other newspapers of the country are all biddingadieu to Fongs- ca and his briet Brazilian reign, the WATcHMAN too, feels like extending its hand in an everlasting farewell to the usurper. In doing so, it would kindly remind him of the fact, that he at least, has one sympathizer in this country, who from personal experience knows how it works to ursurp authority not belonging to him, and how it feels to get kicked into the dust very suddenly for doing so. It is the Hon. Tos. B. REED, late republican speaker of the House of Congress. As misery loves company, Foxesca and Reep should seek each others acquaintance. We give in connection here- | 7 At A Gerrymander at Home. { From the Pittsburg Post. | The Philadelphia Press condemns (the proposed gerrymander of Ohio 1 again, and says: “The Repnblicans ! have now an opportunity to show how tairly and equitably that State can be divided into districts, and in this way | intrench themselves in popular favor. | It will pay better for them to adopt { this course than to take revenge for | past outrages perpetrated by the Dem- locrats.” But the Republicans will | follow their own precedents in Ohio ; and supersede a Democratic gerryman- ‘der by one of their own invention. | Talking of gerrymanders, why does | not the Press pay some attention to | the Republican gerrymanders in Penn- sylvania, and especially the main- tenance of the Senate apportionment on the basis of the 20-year-old census of 18702? The constitutioa requires a Senate apportionment “immediately after each decennial census,” yet none has been made in this State under the census of 1880 or 1890. Its party ad- heres to the apportionment under the census of 1870 because its rascality could not be improved upon. ‘Will it Be the Millenium ? From the Louisville Courier= Journal. “A Tariff for Revenue Only” will adorn the transparencies of every Democratic procession from ocean to ocean in 1892. The doetrine is em: braced by the Democracy everywhere. There is no diversion of sentiment any where, And when that doctrine is es- tablished by the law of the land, alk other econmic reforms must and will come as matters of course. Stealing, in the form of subsidy, will cease. Ag- rarianism, under the mantle of patriot- ism, will cease. The spoliation of ag- riculture will cease. The intimidation and oppression of the operatives and wage-earners will cease. The country will be restored to heaithy and normal conditions ; sectionalism, with its pre- scriptive spirit and its narrow aims, its Force bills and its pension jobs, will be finally sent to the bone yard, along with the other debris of the war; and a great, happy, prosperous and united people will take up the march of progress, to distance all the nations. and to lead the world. Republican Slave Divers.. From the Pittsburg Post. Things are getting sort of changed around when free negroes are brought up from the Democratic South and made slaves in Republican Allegheny county. The disclosures by the Times. concerning the treatment ot tha colored men who work in one of the Mononga- hela river mines are rather startling. Oh, if this had only been in the South how the Gazette would have rolled: it as a sweet morsel under its bloody shirt tongue! But itis not in the South. It is right here in Allegheny county, with its Republican majority of 20,000 the boasted home-of protection to labor. Protection, indeed! These ignorant negroes were brought from. Virginia to displace local labor because they would work cheaper, and are reported sub- jected to a system of espionage and op- pression hardly surpassed if at all by the contract convict labor system of Tennessee, against which. the miners there recently broke out in open shot- gun and guapowder rebellion. Gone to. the Political. Bone Yand.. From the Atiinson (Kan. }\Patriot.. , There is a political graveyard where parties are buried which has many suggestive head stoves: “Sacred to | the memory of the anti-Masonic Par- ty,” “Sacred to the memory of the par- ty of Wirt and Weed,” “Sacred to the memory of the Federal Party,” “Sa- cred to the memory of the Free Soil Party,” “Sacred to the memory of the Know-nothing Party,” “Sacred tothe memory of the Liberal Republican Party,” “Sacred to the memory of the Whig Party,” “Sacred to the memory of the Greenback Party,” “Sacred to the memory of the Granger Party,” “Sacred to the memory of the Prohibi- tion,” party “Sacred to the memory of the People’s Party.” All of these parties lived their little day, died and were car- ried out to the graveyard by ihe one party that was born when the morning stars of the Republic sang together, and will live till the sun has set for- ever, The Real Question. From the Meadvilie Messenger. Cries of “free trade” and ‘‘ruining American industries” will not obscure the real que:tion at issue. The people are being rapidly educated on this sab- } ject and understand that Democratic | success means legislation in the interest of the masses—while Republican vie- tory means legislation in the interest of the classes. It is the Jeffersonian doc- | trine of the common people against the money aristocracy ; a tariff for the bene- fit of all instead of protection fora few monopolists and millionaires. The Kind they Like, From the Philadelphia Times. Senator Vest is growing gray. Well, a gray Vest is a comfortable garment, and the Missouri people seem content to Spawls from the Keystone, —An ossified negro is rattling his bones for dimes at Bath. —MeKean and Potter county hunters get $24 apiece for deer. —Hog disease has prostrated many of Berks county's big porkers. —The Mennonite faith-cure service opened operations at Reading, Wednesday. —sGreen goods” circulars are again flooding susceptible citizens of Lancaster. —Marraied sixty-one years, Mrs. Elizabeth J. Pennell died in Chester on Sunday. —Frost is crumbling Johnstown’s new fire brick pavements like blocks of sand. —Twelve year old John Rownan, of Lancas- ter, was shot in the abdomen, by aistale, Sunday. —The largest Teachers’ Ins#iute ever held in York county is now in session atthe county seat. : —Engineer C.C. Ray, injured near Jersey Shore last week, is dead aud was buried from Sunbury. —An escaped maniac, James Gastly, gave six men a lively chase at Northumberland on Monday. —Many new ore banks are being opened in Southern Pennsylvania on the Reading's Get- tysburg Line. - —Catehing the convention eraze, Williams® port ix bidding for the Prohibition aggre gation in May. —Brave Engineer C.C. Ray, who stuck to his locomotive in the wreck near Sunbury died on Sunday night. —The trial of William Keck, alleged mur- derer of the Nipches,at Ironton, Lehigh coun- ty, will occur in January. —The body of a well-dressed stranger per- haps 35 years old, was found on the railroad track at Bethlehem Tuesday. __Friends of Hon. Charles Hunsieker, Nor. ristown, are urging Lim for successor of the late Supreme Justice Clark. —Chief Engineer Greenburg, ofthe Hunt- ingdon Fire Department, had to put out a fire in his own pocket in Harrisburg. —A bullet in bis thigh was the result of an attempt by George McCafferty, Linwood, to load it into a rusty pistol barrel. ——Hanover, York county, is full of marriag- eable young women and sends out this‘adver- tisement: “Male Help Wanted.” —Without noise or leaving track a robber stole a cash box with $50 from G. ;B. Wilson’s drug store, Chester, on Sunday night. —The Moravian Seminary’s elaim for §50,000 tor damages to.its property by opening Bridge avenue, Bethlehem, is on trial this week. —Twelve-year old Elizabeth Barre has a suit for $25,000 against the City Passenger Railway Company, of Reading, for the loss of a leg. — Enormous quantities of Lancaster county tobacco have recently been taken from the poles and.put through the stripping process. —Playing in front of a stove while his mother was in the yard, a 6-year-old son of John W- Tilgnman, of South Chester, was burned to death. —The Cumbexland Valley Railroad Com- pany is ordered by ajury to pay Samuel M. Shutt $5147. for the loss of his legon the track. —A duplex boiler exploded at the Lochiek Iron Works, near Harrisburg, Monday and: created a panic. Jacob Rettinger was in jured. — The Reading Railroad people at Reading removed obstructions, and the Pennsylvania: finished their siding to Orr, Painter ‘& Co’s., works. _A Norristown father dug the grave and buried his own infant child in the Catholic Cemetery, to save the expense of paying the sexton. —A gulf sixty feet wide showed on the surface of the ground at Girardville; where a great cave-in occurred, and frightesed the inhabitanss, —A band of gypsies was raided on Henry C_ Fritz's farm. near Chester, when the men fled but the dusky woman repelled the invaders with stones. —The revolt of Class B in the Reading Boys’ High School is attributed by the boys to the principal’s partiality for a banker's son among them. —Charged with forgeries that aggregate. 8300, Jonathan H. Gerhart, a cattle dealer of Sossamantville, Montgomery county, has been. locked in jail. —Mrs. W. F. Carpenter, a Johnstown woman, has been arrested for weilding a. baseball bat. on the head of M. J. McKinzie, who was try- ing to collect a bill. Struck by a train that shatte ed his buggy and tossed him a rod or two. headforemost, 78+ year-old George Byerly, of Jeannette, got.up and walked away for a dootor.. —An onder for 3500. new box. cars. has. been given by the Lehigh Valley Railroad tor McKee & Fuller, Fullerton, Lehigh county— a two years job for the works. —While smoking his pipe on Sunday night Hugh Gallagher, Allentown, fell asleep, and, the house was set on. fire by a spark and dess troyed. He narrowly escaped death. —Among those mentioned to succeed Jus. tice Claris are Hon, Levi B. Adigks, of the twelfth Distrist ; Judge Woodward, of Luzerne and Hon. Hugh Ms North, of Columbia, —A boltin a rapidly revolving wheel tore the shirt off William Montgomery, 8 workmen, ni Roach’s shipyard, Chester, snd only his great strength.saved him from. being whirled to death. —The will. of Mrs. Anna Eyerman, one oft Easton's nichest ladies, begpeathes an estate. valued at over $150,000 to. her grandson, John Eyerman. Rev, H. M. Kieffer, D. D., of Eas« ton, gets $1000. —For adefect inthe nead that caused the lynchypin in their wagon to break and the, wagon. to fall over an embankment with Rudolph H. Kauffman and wife, killing the latter, Mr. Kauffman is now suing Mano® Township, at Lancaster. — Calvin M. Dechant, superintendent of the Mount Penn Gravity Railroad, was arrested at Reading, on the charge of manslaughter. The arrest was made by direction of the District Attorney and the Coroner's jury, which charg- od hi guilty of criminal negligence in cons nection with she recent accident. — Thomas Cooch, a widower, aged 87 Years, one of the best known pioneers of the Schuyl- kill County coal region, was shot by his broth er Richard, aged 80, because. 88 Richard says, Thomas had alienated his 40-year-old wife from him and induced her to join in system- atically maltreating him. Mrs. Richard Cooch was wounded, but her husband says he did not intend to hurt her, as he blamed only wear i% They know it to be well lined. his brother. ma