2 BY P. GRAY MEEK. Ink Slings. —The wind blows east, the wind blows west The wind blows whence it may But there's not as much wind, when it blows its best As in the tin plate blow of to day. —Not surprising—the recent rise in frogs legs. --The new Kite shape trotting courses seem to be making flyers out of all sorts of horses. —It is the buzz of the husking bee that rejoices the heart of the country lad and lassie this time o’ year. —The Democratic clubs can properly he considered instruments for the pur- pose of beating republican rascals. —The “Saratoga’’ anchored at Phila- delphia on Saturday night and flooded the city with a mob of young tar(s) (tars.) ---The cider season is on and now the average small boy is as transparent as glass. Due of course to the pain(e) in side, —It is no wonder the McKINLEY forces in Ohio have become ‘‘rattled.” A tin plate campaign would be nothing if not a rattling one. -—An American fleet has been ordered to assemble 1n Chilean waters, but if they are’nt pretty fleet there'll not be fleet enough for Mr. EGAN is pretty fleet himself. —The oft’ quoted line, ‘not lost but gone before’’—the rest of us, is now attributed to State Treasurer BoYER on discovering that his cashier, Livsey, had fled to Canada. — ‘Eternal vigilance is the price of Liberty’’ for the ordinary citizen, but in the case of a republican patriot like JoHN BARDSLEY the price is believed to be persistent silence. —The Democracy of New York can rest easy. The republican Fasserr that has been open and running in that state for the past month, has notas yet succeeded in producing the least sign of a political deluge. —The fact that the McKINLEY bill has made such an exceedingly uncom- fortable bed for republican politicians to lie in, is, in all probability, the principle reason why they lie so persistently about its beneficent results. —What a great change the introduc tion of electric light and steam heat has made upon house building, but how convenient it might have been for BARDSLEY to “burn this letter” if his office had had a fire place or gas. —If Emperor WiLLiaM looks ‘glum’ at the CzAr, when he visits ‘Berlin, the Russian’s will say : “War” and if he smiles they will think it means peace. What is poor WILLIAM to do since iv is said that he has no medium ? —BEN BurLER’s forth coming book promises much of interest. Already the different Boston publishers are en- tering suit against each other for its pub- lication, but BEN will come out on top if he has to “put up’ all his spoons to do it with. —Literary Boston don’t know wheth- er to feel honored, or not, over the pos- session of the base-ball champions of both League and Association. What- ever she may affect now, she can’t deny the questionable means she resorted in- to getting them. —Ti’s a pity baby CLEVELAND wasn’t a boy, for when the time co.nes the dailies ot dur land won’t be able to startle the people with the awe inspiring Liead lines, Baby CLEVELAND in pants, as they did when the McKee youngster got out of his kilts. —Begging pardon of the Susquehanna river for associating its name with that with which we do, we cannot help thinking how much like unto it, is the republican party of Pennsylvania—both continuously, determinedly and unal- terably on their downward course. — Geo, Francis TRAIN, upon being hooted down while attempting to deliver a lecture in the Grand Opera Houses New York, on Mcnday night, exclaim- ed : ‘Danm the American people any- way. Henceforth I belong to the child- ren.” It will take bigger babies than the average American youngster to make suitable playmates for GEorare: ~The perturbed condition of her government and the constant tear of her subjects has kept poor Queen LiLivu- KOLANI'S heart so much fier mouth that she must have chewed it, for now she js dying becanse it 1s strained ; aad ia avaricious grasping, hard hearted Jons BuLL is glad. He thinks his son who is heir apparent will be King over the islands. —We hope that wicked people won't think that because JoaN WANAMAKER has compelled his saleswomen to dress in black, that he bas gone into morning for the loss of his friend BARDSLEY. “WANNY” don’t mourn over other peoples misfortunes. "What hit him the hardest lately, was being forced to give up his forged Keystone bank stock without getting anything for it. ETT I A NERC RE ET STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. lB NO. 39. Not to be Deceived. If the Republican papers of Pennsyl- vania could only make the public be- lieve that the tariff, silver or some other question that has nothing to do with the administration of the Auditor Gen- eral’s or State Treasurer's office, was the real issue in the campaign this fail, they would be happy for the time at least. Unfortunately for them, the rottenness and corruption of the ring that has ruled the State, through the Republican party, these many years, has become so notorious, its thieving so apparent and its conspiracy to rob the people so palpable, that the masses will not be blinded longer, and public opinion demands attention to State matters. They see this as readily as others, and for the past two weeks have given up the effort to make some outside question the issue, and have labored incessantly to have it appear, that to the very ring that has been doing the robbing; to the very power that piannedjand perpetrat- ed the thefts; to the very people who are responsible for the disgrace that hangs over the city of Philadelphia and the Commonwealth to-day, is due the credit of exposing and punishing JouN BarpsLeY and of uncovering, so far as they have been uncovered, the crimes and rottenness of the Republi- can State officials. We admire the “sand” an intelli- gent man must bave, who will stand upand attempt to make an intelligent people believe that JonN Barbsuey was convicted and punished, or that the rottenness and rascality of the Au- ditor General's and State Treasurer's departments, so far as found out, have been uncovered by Republicans, be- cause (it was right) or they wanted to do so. Admitting the fact that a Republi- can District Attorney prosecuted and a Republican Judge sentenced Jonx BarpsLEy, for his connection with the great conspiracy that reaches through every office under the control of the Republican ring of this State, the peo- ple do not lose sight of the other fact, that this prosecuting and sentencing was not done until such astounding de- velopments torced themselves into light through the failure of the Key- stone bank, that the crimes could neither be explained nor covered long er. It was no effort on the part of any Republican leader, to secure hon- est administration in the offices held by members of his party that brought JouN BARDSLEY to the bar of justice; it was the simple fact that a Demo- cratic Governor had been installed in place and a Democratic law officer had taken charge of the Attorney General's office, and there was no hope of furth- er covering up the robberies he had committed that indaced him to confess. Had Governor PartTisoN not been elected last fall Jory BarpsLey would not be in the Penitentiary to-day, nor would the people of the State know aught of the shameful manner in which the Auditor General's and State Treasurer's offices have been ran. DeravMaTER, the Keystone Bank, Barpsrey, McCamant, Boyer and the whole Republican ring would have been tided overand taken care of so long as there was a cent in the State Treasury or a dollar of State securities to be put to use. Almost a summer has passed since the Keystone Bank crash brought to the surface the real condition of affairs in the offices held by creatures of the Republican State ring. BarDsLEY’S confession has passed into part of the history of Republican ring rule and his cell in the penitentiary has become used to the echo of the shoes the State furnishes him, but what in all these months has the Republican party, its leaders or advocates, done to discov- er, expose or punish the other rascals who stood in with him? Its commit tee of councils, appointed ostensibly to ascertain what became of the stolen money, hag frittered away a summer and discovered nothing; the expert accountants under the control of Re- publican officials were stopped the minute their efforts promised to unrav- el the mysteries that surrounds the missing millions and those who had profited by their disappearance; a Re- publican committee of the Senate, ap- point to investigate the matter, refus- ed for months to meet, until ¢rxmpelled to do so by the action of the Demo- cratic minority, and since its meeting, noone can point to a single question propounded or to a solitary effort made by any Republican member of that committee, calculated to discover anything in relation to the information wanted, or to make plain a single transaction connected with the great scandal. Five leading Republican newspapers, (all of which are now vigorously claiming credit for the Re- publican party's zeal in unearthing that which has been unearthed in con- nection with the mal-administratiop of the offices in question,) that assisted a Republican City Treasurer and a Re- publican Auditor General to defraud the State of forty per cent of the cost of advertising the mercantile appraise- ment list, refused, point blank, to an- swer any questions or to tell anything they knew would throw light upon this or any other transaction con- nected with these Republican official theives; and to cap the climax of Re. publican opposition to a thorough in- vestigation of the manner in which the State offices have been and are now run by members of that party, Gen. Gonin, the Republican president pro- tem of the Senate,—the discoverer, mouth-piece and friend of the would- be-new Auditor General,—raises the question, that the call of the Governor for a meeting of the Senate, to consid- er the criminating evidence he has ob- tained against the State Treasurer and Auditor General, is without authority of law, unnecessary and useless, So far does he go in his opposition to any further exposure of his friends that he adviges his party to appeal to the courts for some process that will pre- vent the assembling of the Senate, for the purpose called by the Governor. With these facts, plain, blunt and undeniable, staring them in the face, republican papers and republican, politicians have the audacity to prate to a thinking people, of the efforts they have made to “turn on the light” and to expose to disgrace and punishment the men they have placed in power. Is there a voter in the State foolish enough to helieve them ? Is there one pig-headed enough to be deceived by them? The Republican ring that has chosen Grease and Morrison to fill the positions which will be vacated by MoCamanr and Boyer on the first of May next, if not sooner, know who Barpsrey's “pals” are; kaow where the millions of State funds, lost, went to; know the manipnlation of the Au- ditor General's office, and the methods of the State Treasurer's, and could tell if they would. They won’t, however, and they ask co retain these offices in the hands of two of their own creatures, in order that the real condition of af- fairs in them may never be known to the people. DEER TTS ——1It will be a matter of great sat- isfaction to the honest friends of tem- perance all over the country, to know that the per cent, of drunkenness or “alcoholism, as it is termed by the physicians, in the regular army dur- ing the past year, averaged but 40.73, per thousand, as against 41.43, for 1889, and 56,68 average during the previons decade. Brother ZieGLer who heads the temperance forces in this county, can take courage from showing and feel that though his “party” is not making an overwhelming show at the polls, there is a something some- where or other that is getting in a lit- tle quiet work for its professed prin: ciples. An Unused Illustration. What's wrong with Br'er McKIx- LEY's head ? He seems to have forgot- ten the strongest potats in favor of his protective doctrines. All fall he has been traveling up and down over the State of Ohio, picturing the peace and plenty, the properity and happiness, the ease, and comforts, and blessings that fall to the lot of those who are lucky enough to live in a tariff protect: ed country, but we don’t remember that he has once illustrated the truth of his teachings by pointing to the over flowing prosperity(?) that is just now rejoicing(?) the hearts of the people of Russia—the best protected country on the face of the globe. Rub your head Br’Er McKiNrLey and let us have a lit- tle about Russian times, tariffs starvation. bev ———— and —Subscribe for the Warcavay, Ireland’s Great Leader Gone.%O As we go to press on Thursday, the morning papers bring the intelligence of the death of Ireland’s great leader and patriot, CHARLES STEWART PARNELL. The sad event occurred at his home in Brighton, on Tuesday evening, the immediate cause being congestion of the lungs, complicated with an attack of acute rheumatism. He had been ill but a few days, and neither his physician nor friends anticipated a fa- tal ending of the attack. The last time Mr, PARNELL appeared in} public was at Creegs, in Ireland, on Septem- ber 27th, when he delivered a long speech upon the attitude and alleged inconsistencies of Messrs. DirLoN. and O’Brien. Upon that occasion he stat- ed that he was speaking in defiance of the doctors who were attending him, and who had expressly ordered him to keep to his room. While talking at Creggs it was noticed that he was very pale, and that, in other respects, he was not the same man he had been in the past. It addition to his pallor, which seemed to dencte failingj health, Mr. PARNELL, upon the occasion re- ferred to, carried his left arm in a sling. His friends, upon asking him the cause of this, were informed that he was suf- fering from rheumatism. : Io his death the Irish people jlose their best known and greatest leader. He had his faults and weaknesses, bat they were not those that vaciilated or hesitated when the cause of his people were at stake, or the good of the! land he loved,demaunded;courage and action. IER RS —— As an interesting bit of political history we would call the attention of our readers to the fact that ex-Post- master General, JayMes CAMPBELL, though not yet eighty vears old, has the proud distinction of being the oldest ex-cabinet officer in the United States. He is the one survivor of the cabinet of FRANKLIN Pierce and was a member of Governor BIGLER'S cabi- | | at Harrisburg, and from “jucts that | they have learned, through sources we net away back(in the fifties. A Truth Republicans Have Forgotten. Our Republican friends, who, to get out of an unpleasant dilemma, that a vicious and monopolistic tariff measure has placed them in, insist, when talk- ing with a manufacturer, that the tariff does increase prices and are just as positive that it does not when speaking of its benefits to a consumer. These double-sided tariff explainers have evi- dently forgotten a truth LiNcoLN once asked them to remember—“You can ‘fool all the people some time, youjcan “fool some people all the time, but you “can’t fool all the people all the time." A recollection and observance of jthese facts, would to some extent secure a little consistency in the advocacy of a weak cause, and if it didn’t win, would at least, prevent some people and some papers from making] consumate asses of themselves—a thing they seem ‘de- termined to accomplish. Every man in the country with brains enough to distinguish a tariff-bill from a tar bar- rel, knows that if a tariff does not in- crease the selling price of an article, it is no good, and if it does, the consum- er must pay that increase. em — ——Read ex-President CLEVELAND'S letter and make up your mind to vote for a Constitutional Convention and ballot reform. By the time you have had one trial of the cumbersome, fraud- ulent election law, enacted last winter, and see haw elegantly it works {or (he briber, bulldozer and boss yon will be willing to have a half a dozen consti- tutional conventions to wipe the infer nal fraud out. There is no hope of anything fair or honest abont it. It puts every working man at the mercy of his boss, and gives the wretch who is willing to befbribed, the opporwanity he wants of proving to his purchaser that he votes as he is paid tor doing. It is said there will be three va. canl seats in the Senate that body meets in extra session next week: The Chester district, formerly repre sented by Senator Harray, who re- signed-to accept an appellate court justiceship: the Lawrence district, whose members, is Senator MEeuarp, is reported dangerously ill with typhoid fever; and the Schuylkill district, re- presented by Senator Moxasuan, who will be performing the more pleasant and pressing duty of getting married, when BELLEFONTE, PA., OCTOBER 9,. 891. Reducing the Republican Majority. There will be three Republican votes short in Lawrence county this fall, un- der any condition of party affairs. Messrs. Tare, Downing and SHAFFER, three patriots(?) belonging to the g. o. p., believing that everything was right that could be made to win, undertook to bribe the delegates to secure the nomination of their choice for congress last fall, and the other fellow’s friends found it out. They were prosecuted, found guilty and sentenced to jail for three months and to pay a fine of $500 each. They appealed from the action of the local Judge and carried their case to the Supreme Court, which on Tuesday last, refused the appeal and ordered the appellants to deliver them- selves forthwith into the custody of the Sheriff of Lawrence county. To-day they are looking out through the bars of the jail at New Castle, wondering how it comes that no Republican ever thought it to be a crime to beat the Democracy by bribery and bulldozing, but that'as soon as an effort is made to get ahead of a Republican competitor by resorting to these means, the harsh hand of the law has to come down on them. They will continue to wonder and worry while honest men outside will go to the polls and vote for hon- est officials and a party that’s not made up of bribers, hosses and bulldozers. -In the New York “Club Houses,” as the gambling places are now called, bets were offered on Mon- day “last of $100 ‘against $30, that Pennsylvania would go Democratic at the fall election. The persons. offering these odds were not politicians, but men who make a business of betting for the sake of winning. If they be- lieved the Republican ring was going to win again, they would just as 800n, and possibly sooner, stake their money on its success, but they have made up their minds that the honest Rapubli- cans in this State want to see a change know nothing of, are convinced that the ring is to be “downed” this fall and asa . consequence are oflering the odds above named. — It Dwarfs Other Acts. It is not alway the greatest deeds that live the longest in the memory of the people. War. H. KeusLE, the dead Philadelphia banker, filled important positions daring his busy life. He was State Treasurer from 1865 to 1868 and for years was a recognized leader of the Republican party in Pennsylva- nia, He walked within the shadow of the penitentiary in 1878, until Govern- or Hovr and his parden board, par- doned him for bribing members of the Legislature to vote for the $3,000,000 riot bill. He built churches, and gave to charities without stint, and in finan- cial matters was one of the most influ- ential and important citizens of the Commonwealth. And yet of all the acts of his bustling busy life, whether of financial transactions running into millions, of political manipulations controlling a great State, benevolen- cies that built churches or charities that organized and maintained hos- pitals and schools, none is so embedded in the minds of the people or main- tains such a hold on the recollection of the public as his little five line in- trodactory of Mr. G. O. Evans, the “addition, division and silence” man, It ran as follows : My Dear Tririan:—This will introduce to youn Mr. George O. Evans, who has a claim of some magnitude against the government. Treat him as you would me. He understands addi- tion, division and silence. Sp— ——The Pittsburg bar met the otirer day and passed resolutions oppos- ing the calling of a Constitutional Con- vention. This is in accord with the position of the lawyers all over the State,and with that of the corporations, The present Constitution with its mul- tiphicity of Judges, ts hiberality to cor- porate interests and its restrictions so far as the people are concerned, is ad- mirably suited to the needs of these iwo classes. But unfortunately for the public, that which suits lawyers and corporations is not always best suited to the people. The simple fect that the opposition to a convention comes from the sources it does, should open the eyes of the masses to the necessity of voting for one, | Spawls from the Keystone, —Eli Perkins will lecture in Wilkesbarre: ~Lynnport is selling potatoes at 25 cents a bushel. —Machinery for Seranton’s new lace factory has arrived. . —Woodward- Colliery, near Kingston, is idle for repairs. —Plymouth Brass. Band cleared $400 by their recent fair. —Pittshurg’s new post office was opened to the public last week. : —Montrose expects electric lights and was ter works in the near future. --A stallion at the Carlisle Fair kicked ge year-old Elmer Spath to death. —Forest City, near Scranton, has thirty-two serious cases of typhoid fever. —Eighty-five students in the junior class at Bloomsburg Normal School. : —The Bethlehem Iron Company is making big additions to its ordnance works. —There are yet 25,000,000 feet of logs to be rafted out of the bopm above Williamsport, —St. Joha’s beautiful new Lutheran edifice at Lancaster was dedicated last Sunday. —The National Local Methodist Preachers’ Association is in convention at Harrisburg. —Nearly 100,000 people attended the Allen- town Fair, and the gate receipts aggregated $17,000. —Ten-year-old Charles Eby, of Campbells. town, was trampled to death by frightened horses. —In the year ending October 1 there were 1159 marriage licenses granted in Lancaster county. —A bung from a cider barrel struck Emma Wolf, of Myerstown, in the face and knocked her senseless. —Aged Thomas Feeny dropped dead at a bar in Schuylkill Haven while reaching for a glass of Hquor. ! —Aaron Flack, of Telford, Bucks county,had a valuable horse ‘break through an old well floor and killed itself. —Reading Councils have passed a $150,000 Water Loan bill, and the Mayor has vetoed the Trolly ordinance. —Joseph Metsey, an enginzer at Stockton Colliery, No. 2, Hazleton, fell on a steam-pipe which burst and killed him. —Philadelphia printers, Allen Lane & Scott, attached the State Fair receipts at Bethlehem to secure a $2000 claim. — William Cronenwett, a York coal “dealer, wandered away from home on Monday, and has not been heard of since. —A hot-blast pipe burst at the Bethlehem Iron Works and fatally injured. Thomas Doe ran and Thomas Daley. —DMrs. Theodore Tilton has just left Seran« ton, where she was treated for a cataract thai threatened total blindness. : —Bessie and Gertie Shores, twins, not yet 9-years-old, traveled alone from Sidney, Neb, to their home at Towanda, Pa.. —An unknown man of 23, with the name Hilbert in a book in his pocket, was cut to pieces under the cars near Emaas. —Fugitive Murderer Fitzsimmons sent back $1000 to his Pittsburg attorney and told him to get a new trial for Mrs. Fitz. —Pattison, Harrity and Hensel are to be the names of triplets just bora to Mrs. Daniel Michlejoe, at Rosstown, York coanty. —Sixteen-year-old Maggie MacAvoy, of Mount Carbon, was killed while walking on the Reading Railroad near Pottsville. —Only an excited Sunbury passenger who jumped was injured in a Pennsylvania Rails road collision near Tomhicken Monday. —Burglars stole ten overcoats and other gar. ments worth about $360 from the store of Swigert & Son, Newville, Cumberland county, —Burglars got away with $400 worth of clothing from Goldstein & Co.’s Bristol store before daylight the other day, and probably took it in boats. —Missing his footing while boarding a. train to start for New York and Europe, 60-year-old Peter Friskie was killed, as Mill Creek, near Wilkesbarre. —Richard McIntyre, of Laurelyille, Lancas- ter county, chased his wife under the bed with a revolver, and was arrested before she dared crawl ont. —Rev. Clinton S. Miller, of Salem. Church, was exonerated by the United Brethren's Conference from all blame in connection with his domestic troubles. —George Spancer, of Dallas, Luzerne county was acquitted of the murder of his brother-ine Jaw, Jacob smith, whom he killed with a stone in July last in self-defense. —While Ephraim Walters, of Allentown, was slating the roof of the new Temperance Hotel, at South Bethlehem, he fell sixty feet to the ground and was killed. ’ —Feeble-minded Katie Ziegler wandered away from the Carlisle Fair with her little brother. They were found at Craighead’s, five miles away, next day. —The Cumberland Valley Railroad earned an 8 per cent. dividend daring the past year, and has $301,077.84 surplus after paying em. ployes $118,135.32 in wages for the year. —The sixteenth anniversary of Golden Eas gle Knight's organization in Pennsylvania was celebrated at Reading yesterday, with Rev. A. G. Kynett, of Philadelphia, as the ora. tor. —Practical jokers hitched a very long string to the clapper of the church bell, at Dravose burg, $6 (id everybody who stumbled over the string in the dark would “ring the town bell.” —Horse-thief Dr. H. S. Darwin, who took three Williamsport horses and was captured at Middleburg, Snyder county, after having his arm shot full of huekshot, is believed to he dying in jail. —The Pennsylvania Telephone Company has sued the Allentown Electric Railway Come pany to recover for the thousands of dollars damage done to the former’s lines by the lat. tei’s trolley wires —Epgineer Peter Steyery, of West Bethles hem, one of the few passengers hurt in the collision of trains at Tomhicken the ether night, had been forty years atv the i1hrotile and never before received a seratch. —“Ting-a-ling,” sounded the burglar alarm in Craig Bros.’ store, in Scotland, near Cham- bersburg, the other night. “Bangety boom!” went W. L. Craig's revolver frcm a window overhead,and “pit-a-pat” echoed the two bu.g- lars’ feet down the street as they disapeared. —Fire Insurance Agent P. M. Ermentrout failed to cancel the $1200 policy on W. H. Scott's Reading hat factory, as instructed by his principal, the Sun Company, of London, to do. The factory burned, the company had to pay the policy, and now a jury has awarded it av rdict of $1800.44 against Ermentrout.