ellefonte, Pa, January 16, 1891. HE DON'T WEAR SOCKS. Some Poetry of Which Jerry Simpson is the Central Figure. Good mother, bring my overalls and lay 'em on the bed ; And get 3 little timothy to sprinkle on my ead. And put some taller on my boots, forall the neighbors say That I must start for Washin’ton afore another ay. You tient 1 told you how we met ’em at the polls, And routed ‘em and scattered’em and made em hunt their holes : —No, never mind them other things, jest lay ’em in the box. For my name is Jerry Simpson andI don’t wear socks. It was a mighty tussel that; the peoyle gave thering, And where the fight was thickest you could see old Jerry spring ; He didn’t wear no plume ; he weren't no Henry of Navarre, But every time he hit a lick he allus left a scar, . And when the doubtful contest was at its whitest heat, . . He just drawed off his books and waded in with naked feet; . And all the farmers shouted as they see his tellin’ knocks : ‘Hooray for Jerry Simpson, which he don’t wear socks.” 1 told ’em on the stump about contemporan’ us things : How the tariff robbed the farmers and the railroads was their kings: Just how I stood on silver, and—jest ’twixt the boys and me— How.I fit agin the rebel hordes way back in And the boys got up and hustled, as they never did afore, And the last I heered of Kelly, he was feelin’ mighty sore, So mother, pack the boxes tight, and fasten down the locks, And mark ’em “Simpson, Washin’ton P. 8., no socks.” When I get down to Washin’ton and ketch the speaker's eye. J Just watch the opposition, for the fur’s agoin’ ofly: I don’t Sia what committee room will clamor for my jeans, But I s’pose I'll have to be content to starten ways and means, And Kansas will be mighty proud the mornin’ that she learns That when 1 rise to take the floor the other house adjourns, : While up into the galleries the eager public cks To hear the Kansas Cicero, who don't wear socks. And when the day is over the boys have all got through, I'll represent my state on Pennsylvaniaave- noo. ; And Blaine and Harrison or any other man of note Will be glad to stop and get a little hayseed on his coat, And if that Philadelphia dude who polkaed with the queen, And dresses upthis legs in silk, appears upon the scene, I'll show the high aristocrats the diff’rence between Vaux And blunt old Jerry Simpson, if he don’t wear socks, So, mother, get a move, and re kollect your «country calls— It’s time that I was thundering in legislative alls ; Asvonce down to the-ayter I heered an actor say ; “Mary come up, my soul’s inarms and eager for the fray!” There go the boys a marchin’ and hollerin’ .in the lane, They've come to see their congressman and take him to the irain; They know the value of a man with haysedd in his locks, Which his name is Jerry Simpson, and he don’t wear socks. —Rose Field in Kansas City Star. A ROMANCE OF COLE ALLEY. .CY ERNEST A. YOUNG. Wa'n't it a-queer, daddy, that he should a’ happened along jest as he did, and picked me up when I fell on that crossin’, and come nigh being run over wid the trucksand carts? Wa'n’t it a-queer, daddy ? “Yes, yes, it was a-queer, Judy; and the old man laughed in his childish, hysterical fashion. “And wa'n’t it odd, too,” persisted Judy, in her eagerness to arouse the cripple to a more enthusiastic demon- stration, “that he should a-took sech a shine to me the fust thing, and a fetch- ed me home in a hack, and not axed me a cent for doin’ of it? Wa'n’t it real romantic, daddy ?” “Yes, Judy, it wasa-queer,” and the cripple laughed again. Then, under a flash of intelligence which was as brill- iant as it was rare to the weak-minded old man, Daddy Grimes added, — “But it wouldn't a done no good for him to axed ye for pay for a-bringin’ of ye, long as ye didn’t haye no money to pay him wid, Juay.” This remark was not so gratifying to the young lady’s vanity as she could have wished. To have the well-dress- ed driver of an Armstrong hack show her so much attenticn, and treat her with such undeniable deference, was an episode of more than ordinary mo- ment in the existence of Judith Grimes. She had always felt a vagie yearning for a higher sphere of society than that afforded by Cole Alley, where she lived. “He didn’t know but T had a-plenty of money, daddy,” said Judy, with a faint flash of resentment in her small, pale eyes. “Most folks as lives here ain’t very rich,” returned the perverse old man, not so much to oppose Judy, because he did not dream how the woids cut into her ambitious and senitive soul, as to make some response to what she was eaying. It was a long time since Daddy Grimes had felt avy real discon- tent with the surroundings and deni- zens of the obscure al'ey. “He took me for a lady, so he did!” cried Judith, unable longer to restrain her indignation. “He axed me if I lived close by, he did, and there we ‘was right on Park street, he a-comin’ down and mea-goin’ up. Like enough he thought I was a lady's maid iu one of the big-bug houses on Beacou street or thereabout. Don’t I wish I was!” And Judy rolled up her pale eyes in the ecstacy of contemplation, “I doosn’t know nothin’ about Bea- con street, nor none of them places, Cole Alley is high-toned enough for me,” said Daddy Grimes. The discussion was stopped at this point by the unceremonious entrance of a tall young man with awooden leg, and a broad scar across one cheek. “Hey, Daddy ! good mornin’, Judy,” was his double salutation, and he add- ed tnterest to the last half of it by be- sowing a hearty kiss upon the young lady’s freckled cheek. She drew away from him a little scornfally. “I didn’t say ye might, Dan Vokes!” she exclaimed. He gave her a keen glance to see if her tone was feigned or genuine. “You'd ’a’ been offish enough if I'd passed ye by with jest a how-de-do,” he returned. “I could 'a’ stood it well enough if ye hadn't come a-stumpin’ in here, "thout knockin’ nor nothin’. Gentle- mens never call on ladies 'thout knock- in’ afere they come in!” Dan Vokes stared at Judy as though he doubted the evidence of his own senses. Never had she spoken like that to him. She got impatient with Daddy sometimes—and who would not—but to him, heraffianced husband, she had ever been as affectionate and gentle as heart could wish. Dan was a rough fellow, but he was a trifle sensitive, after all. Judy's re- ception cut him more keenly than his limited resources of language could ex- press. “What's come over ye, Judy?’ he exclaimed, going up to her and taking one of her large, red hands in both of hisown,which were proportionally larg- er still. “Nothin’ has come over me, as I knows on,” was her sullen answer. “Then what makes ye so offish ?”’ “You couidn’t understand a lady’s feelin’s if I told ye.” “Wall, I've got to go to work, and maybe ye'll feel more good-natured when I git back ter-night.” Dan turned to go; but at the door he was brought to a pause by Judy suddenly coming toward him aad say- ing— “You needn't trouble yourself to cal! ter-night, nor to-morrer, Mr. Vokes. I'm a’goin’ to choose my comp’ny in future. I don’t cal’late to stay in Cole Alley all my days, anyhow!” This was delivered with a rapidity that sounded almost like anger, and Dan, mystified, cut to the quick by the vnmerited rebuff, gave her a single re- proachful glance and then went oat without a word. Judy covered her face with her hands and sobbed hysterically for a few moments after he was gone, and then, hastily wiping away her, tears, went to her corner of the single dingy apartment, which was curtained off from the rest by means of a sheet and some ragged cast-off clothing suspend- ed from a pole. The principal part of the room was kitchen, parlor and bed- room for Daddy Grimes all in one. It was something in Cole Alley to have a sleeping apartment partitioned off from the living-room, even though the divi- sion was somewhat frail in material. In half an hour Judy came out “dressed” for the street. She hastily gave Daddy a very weak broth, with a few crackers, for his breakfast; and then hurried to a restaurant on the ad- jacent street, where she was engaged for the day as a scrub-girl. She was supplied with food by her temporary employer, and received fifty cents for her work besides. Evening found her walking slowly up Park Street, past the spot where she had slipped on the crossing and been assisted by the driv- erof an Armstrong carriage. Her heart beat fast as she saw the one whom she hoped to meet driving slowly down the steep descent towards Tremont Street. She slackened her pace as the vehicle approached, She saw that the driver was the one who so chivalously aided her, and felt the warm blood flushing her freckled face and neck until they burned. She dropped her eyes and advanced with a most modest bearing, until she reached the crossing, then, as she paused for the vehicle to pass, she raised her glance with an air that was meant to be irresistibly coy. The driver had a companion on the seat with him, and they were chatting aud laughing as she looked up. Her eyes met those which had so quickly gained the power to thrill her soul. She smiled her recognition and—but her smile was frozen into a look of pain as she saw the driver nudge his compan- ion, saw them both look at her and laugh, and heard him utter a coarse bracal comment on her complexion that drove the blood back to her heart so quickly that her headswam and she could barely totter across the street. Click, click—clatter, clatter! and the Armstrong hack was gone, joining the multitude of hacks of every descrip- tion that thronged the busy street, and with it fled the single bright gleam of romance which had come into the life of Judy Grimes. She was hardly conscious of her weary walk back to Cole Alley; she certainly did not know that a cold rain was driving in her face every yard of the way, or that her feet were drenched, ard that she herself was shivering with cold. “No, Daddy,I ain’t hungry to-night,” she said, in response to the old man’s invitation to join him in his repast. “There'll be enough for both of us, Judy,” he returned. “I don’t want nothin’,”” she repeated. “I ain't feelin’ jest right to-night, Dad- dy, and I guess I'll go to bed so’s to be up early and find another job in the mornin’, I didn’t find none to-night. There's lots of girls lookin’ for jobs.” With that she retired behind the | cloth partition, and flung herself shiv- ering and miserable on her bed. She did not explain to Daddy that she had spent the time she ought to have oc- cupied with looking for work in going { up to Park Street to get a glimpse of the Armstrong hack-driver. Morning found Judy in a raging fev- er. The cold storm to whieh she had exposed herself, the insufficient food which had been her portion for a long time, with the intense disappointment she had suffered the evening before, re- sulted in the most natural way. She crawled out and tried to kindle a fire to warm Daddy’s broth, but the kindlings wouldn’t burn. “Never mind, Judy,” said the old man, “[ can eat it cold. But you ! a oughter take some. There's enough, Judy.” But even her appetite was gone then, and she crawled back to her bed, and stayed there all day, scarcely knowing how the hours passed. She thought that daddy must be hungry, but she had not the strength to get him the broth. The truth was, daddy had tak- en the last of the broth in the morning, but pangs of bunger would have to reach the limit of his endurance before he would disturb her then. In Judy's brain was the wildest jum- ble of strange thoughts, in which Arm- strong vehicles, and jeering drivers,and reproachful Dan Vokes were indis- criminately mixed up. She saw many faces amid her dream- like vagaries, but all of them jeered at her except Dan Vokes. He looked sad and reproachful, but never unkind. She seemed to see him more and more, and then she heard Daddy Grimes call- ing to her. Night had come again, and in another moment, as it seemed, it was morning again. “Daddy must be very hungry!” she feebly exclaimed, and tried to get up, But she sank back again, her head throbbing. : “If Dan would only come!” she mut- tered. “If Dan would only come, only come,” was the refrain that kept ran- ning in her head after that, and more than once it was on her lips. When he did come she could never have told, for the first she knew he was by her side, and urging her to eat some- thing he had brought for her. “Eat, Judy—ye must have some- thing to keep up yer strength,” said Dan, forcing a morsel betwixt her lips. It was a strange delicacy for a fever patient, who had taken no food for two days, but it was the most delectable, in the estimation of Dan Vokes, of any- thing that money would buy. “Have another mout hful, Judy,” he urged, “I got one whole lobster for daddy, and ’nother for you, ’cause I cal'lated you must be hungry. Eat Judy, eat, and ye'll be stout as a pair 0’ horses afore night! That's the talk, Judy! Eat—eat!” It is said a special Providence pro- tects children. So there must the sim- ple people of all ages as well, e'se Judy Grimes could not have survived Dan’s kindness. All that day Dan's wooden leg stumped in and out of the miserable room, which was the best home Daddy and Judy bad known for many a day. He brought them more food than they could eat in a week, and as a large por- tion of it consisted of the richest pas- tries he could buy ata bakeshop, he must have come very near killing them with kindness. In a day or two Judy was able to wait upon herself and Daddy, and she began to talk about going out to look for a job. “I've found ye a jcb, Judy, that ye can keep,” said Dan when he came in that night. “You found me one, Dan?’ she asked. “Yes—awaitin’ on table at a place up street a piece. It a'int a tony place, but it’ll be stiddy. They'll let ye fetch a head of nice stuff home to Daddy, and ye'll git two dollars a week and three square meals every day! Think Judy! Three square meals every day for you and Daddy! Hooray!” and Dan Nokes danced a weird sort of horn- pipe, which was characterized chiefly by a fearful clattering of the wooden leg upon the floor. Judy accepted the situation humbly enough, and not a word was said about the rebuff she had given Dan upon that memorable day of her folly—for nearly a year. Then, when he urged her to set an early wedding day, she hid her freckled fack on his shoulder and burst intd tears. “Ye won’t want me to set no wed- din’ day, ever, when I come to tell ye something that I can’t keep back any longer,” she sobbed. “Come, Judy, brace up, and don’t act like that,” said Dan. “But you'll hate me when I come to tell ye.” “None o' that nonsense, Judy. You're a reg’lar daisy of a gal, Judy, and there can’t nothin’ make me say any different.” But vou don’t know, Dan, why I sent you off that time, and told ye ye needn’t come any more, nor how I got that aw- ful cold that made me sick, and if ye hadn’t taken pity on me I'd a-died, for shore !"” Dan raised her face and looked squarely into her pale eves. What a homely, ridiculous, grotesque-looking couple to love and pity and forgive, and be sentimental, just as though they were akin to the rest of the human race who lived up-town in houses and apartments, and down-town in garrets and rookeries. And yet they did all these things, as though they had the God-given right to do them. “Ye needn’t tell me what I knows a’ready, Judy,” said Dan. ¢D’ye s'pose I was goin’ off "thout findin’ out what had made ye so offish ? That wouldn't been like Dan Vokes. What ne did was ter watch ye that day, and when ye was hangin’ round tryin’ to get a bow from that hack driver,Vokes was a stumpin’ along behind ye with his wooden leg! Vokes was mad, though. But he couldn’t hold out, when ye come to be sick, nohow. That's all, Judy, except—hooray for the weddin'!” A wedding in Cole Alley? Yes, and a whele romance there, too— Yankee Blade. WirHoUT ADVERTISING, —“Ah, good morning 1” said the early bird to the worm. ‘“‘Looking for a job ?”’ “That’s what. Anything I can do for you ?”’ “Yes, you'll about fill the bill, I think.””— Brooklyn Life. ( offee is & good barometer. Al- ways af the eve of a rainstorm it is very hard to grind, but wé€en there is a sure prospect of dry weather it grinds easily. This is because coffee is a first class ab- sorbent. ARR FLL) Purdy’'s Geese. i They Follow a Flock of Wild Geese Southward and the Sequel is Sad. A farmer named Purdy, who lives on eleven geese. The geese spent a good deal of their timeon the lake. A week ago a flock of a dozen wild geese were flying southward over the lake, and see- ing Purdy’s tame geese swimming about in the water, circled about and alighted | in the lake among them. Then ensued a noisy honking and cackling to and fro between the wild fowls and the domes- tic ones, and while it was going on Farmer Purdy hurried from his work in his vineyard to his house after a gun, with the intention of bagging a wild goose if possible. Before he got back near enough to get a shot at the geese they arose from the water. Purdy was surprised at that, but when he saw his flock of tame geese flop about in the water for a few seconds and then rise up avd follow the flock of wild ones off toward the south he was so dumbfounded that the geese were a mile away before he was able to express his opinion of the proceeding in lan- guage anywhere strong enough to fit the subject. The wild geese and the fagitive tame flock disappeared in the distance, and farmer Purdy calculated that he was out just $11 worth of geese and $5 worth of govse feathers. One Thanksgiving morning Purdy dis- covered a flock of geese approaching from the south. He thought it was queer that wild geese should be return- ing northward at this time of year, and when the flock dropped into the lake right in front of his vineyard he resolv- ed to get a little revenge for the loss of his tame geese if he could. He got his gun and sneaked down to the lake. The geese were flopping their wings and cackling away as if in a most enjoyable frame of mind, Presently they started for the shore and Purdy was surprised tosee them climb out of the water and start across the vineyard toward the house. He blazed away and knocked one of the geese over. To hisstill great- er surprise the rest of the flock did not take wing, but hurried on toward to the house. Still the farmer suspected nothing and gave the flock his second barrel, knocking over another goose. The rest kept right on, cackling with fright, toward the house. It was not until they had entered the yard and grouped them- selves at the back door thet the truth broke in upon Farmer Purdy. Then he felt he ought to go off somew sere and jump on himself with both feet. “Them darned geese are mine come back again!” he exclaimed. “And here I’ve gone and bunged two of them full of lead!” It was true. After a week’s absence, the farmer’s geese had returned to the home they had so strangely deserted. How far they had gone with their wild relatives, of course, will never be known, but they had evidently tired of that sort of life, and had turned their heads northward, and, with wonderful instinct, come back to the place where they were hatched. It was a deadly welcome two of them received, but the other nine are plainly rejoiced to be back at their old home. Big Brutes in a Stockade. How the King of Siam Chooses His . Elephants. When the herd entered the wide mouth of the funnel that narrowed down to the stockade, it became frantic with rage and terror. Dozens at a time stood on their hind legs, waving their trunks wildly, and bellowing with open mouths. The panic became terrific. In the ensu- ing crush. the mothers steadfastly guarded their young. Many a baby elepbant stood bleating beneath its mother’s chest, protected by her strong forelegs, her active proboscis, and her. body set as a bulwark for its defense In many cases two mothers united in the care of some little one. Shoulder to shoulder they leaned over the youngster that was between them, and shielded it under frightful pressure and peril, with courage and calmness, So- perfect was the protection of the babies that more than a score of these—some weaklings no larger than sheep—survived the crush of entrance into the stockade, while ten full-grown elephants were therein killed. Once within the stockade the madden- ed herd rushed round and round the arena, As they passed and repassed the stand, the official, a connoisseur of ele- phants, indicated to the hunters which ones were to be taken. When these happenad to come upon the outside of the swifling mass, and near the circum- ference of the enclosure, they were las- soed around the ankles as they raised their feet in walking, and the cables which formed the nooses were made fast to the posts of the stockade. Several cables bound the feot of each captive, and held him from farther travel with his compauions. Having secured as many of the elephants as would be required by the government for several years, the remainder of the herd was let out upon the plain, where a few more were lessoed for sport. One frenzied animal came trumpeting up thesteps of the stand oc- cupied by the officers and guests. The officials shouted commands to hunters; gentlemen climbed pillars; ladies mounted tables, and shrieked; con- sternation reigned until the hunters scaled the stand, and with their sharp goads prodded the intruder off to a safe distance, The dismissed elephants gradually made their way to the jungles, there to feed and to grow until the king should appoint another hunt The prisoners would be tamed and then used in lifting lumber, carrying goods and traveler ucross the country, and in war. The trained beasts are manifestly larger, healthier and wiser than their wild fel- lows. They bathe, eat, exercise, and sleep regularly, and apparently gain much in cunning and sagacity under human instruetions.—S¢. Nicholas. The latest fact brought to light regarding Nero, the infamous Emperor of Rome, is'that he wore a monocle. Tt is stated that the tyrant was never with- out his eyeglassess when watching the gladiatorial games. | had forgotten. the shore of Lake Keuka, had a flock of | ¥ conscience troubled him. i His Conscience Triumphed at Last. A man on an Erie train the other day picked up from the car seat a package that the former occupant of the seat, who had left the train at the last station, He looked at the pack- age critically, and then glanced at the conductor, who was at the other end of the train. He evidently thought him- self unobserved, for after a couple of moments of reflection, he put the pack- age, which was a small one, into his pocket, and then resumed the reading of his paper. But his mind was not at rest. His He tried a number of times to read, and each time removed the paper from his eyes and gazed into vacancy, lost in meditation. The conductor passed him, and it made him uneasy. He moved about nervous- ly in his seat, Presently he folded up his paper, put it in his pocket, leaned his elbow on the window-:ill, and al- lowed his head to rest in the palm of his hand. He was having a hard strug- gle. It would have been interesting to know the drift of his thoughts. Per- haps the question of the value of the package entered them, but it is to hoped that it did not. At any rate, his sense of justice triumphed. He raised his head from his hand in a determined way and took the package from his pocket. It was easy to see that he was happier now that his mind was made up. The next time the conductor passed, he handed him the package with the re- mark: Here is something the lady who left the train at the last station for- got.”— New York Tribune. The Demands of Justice. ‘We are far too narrow in our concep- tions of what justice means. It makes many claims upon us which no law can ever enforce and with which public sen- timent can never meddle. It demands much more than the discharge of pe- cuniary obligations. It enters into every detail of life, and regulates our conduct in all the obligations we bear to others. It prononnees upon our behav- ior to relatives and friends and the com- munity in which we dwell. It enforces debts of gratitude, or affection, of thoughtful consideration, of kindness, of compassion, of shilling and pence. To call a man just who is not kind, or ten- der, or pitiful, or loving, is a misnomer. True justice implies the due exercise of all these sentiment in their proper sea- son and the cheerful discharge of the conduct which they suggest.-—German— town Telegraph. The Human Bloodhound. The Instinet That Guides the Indian On His Mission of Death. “Hist 77 A single Indian has been following the right hand bank of the Rio Pecos River where it trends to the angle of the Chico Mountains, New Mexico. Fort Sumner is fifty miles to the south, Santa Fe 100 to the north. It is a wild, wierd country, with the Staked Plains sweeping right up to the waters of the Pecos from the east, and the country to the west is forest, ravine, valley, and desolation, In a dip of the earth, and still further shielded by the great boulders, the In- dian has found a few charred sticks and a handful of ashes—relis of a campfire. He springs to the cover of a rock, and for a quarter of an hour nothing is seen or heard of him. Instinct taught him that—the same instinct that any wild animal has. By and by he cerefully rises into view and steps forward to exa- mine the ashes. : “Wah i? It rained three days before. The ashes are dry. The black sticks preserve their gloss. A twig broken from a bush is stili bleeding. A bone in the ashes 1s broken to get at the marrow. This is Wednesday and the hour is 10 o’clock in the forenoon. The fire was built Monday noon. The prints of a boot heel are numerous. It was a white man. The prints are exactly alike. There was but one man—scout, hunter, prospector. He was heading up the stream. “Ugh I” Everything is clear to the Indian in five minutes, and he picks up the trail. It is forty-six hours since that fire was lighted—at least forty-four since the white man left it behind. That is an old trail, but here is a human bloodhound. Nature has made him to endure heat, cold and fatigue as if he were an animal. He has the cunning of a fox, the ferocity of a panther, and a vindictive persist- ench which nothing but death can dis- courage. There is no trail—nothing which the keenest dog could follow. But the In- dians glides forward like a shadow, looking only at the ground. A man who isnot pursued travels slowly To the right—-to the left—over rocks—across rills——up hill-~down hill--never flag- ging, no matter what the obstructions, and at the end of three hours he turns sharply to the left, pe.etrates the cedars for a few yards, and comes to a halt before another camp fire. A branch among the ashes gives out a faint smoke. The ashes are still warm. ~The fire was built Monday night, and over its flame the white man cooked his Tuesday breakfast. This is Wednesday at one o'clock. The white man has been mov- ing slowly. Half an hour for rest and a bite to eat, and the Indian moves forward again, Here and there as he flies along he sees a broken branch—the moss torn from a rock—the leaves disturbed—-plenty of signs that some one has passed that way. LE TYR, the ravine half a mile and returns. He leaps this creek to examine the fuce of the chff-—passes an hour or more in- specting the sand and gravel in the bed of the creek. It isa locality of promise. There is no hurry. “Pgh 1” It is twilight in the forest—nic¢ht in the canons and gorges. The Indian has no trail to follow, but there isan instinct which leads him on. He knows he is close on the quarry. He moves swifily but stealthily. There are rocks and bughes and limbs and vines and pitfalis, but he seems to see them in the darkness as well as in the licht. Tbe flame of a camp fire has caught his eye. A man clothed in the coarse garments of a miner sits with his back to a rock. On the fire at his feet his meat is toast- ing and his coffee is boiling. The silence about him is that of the grave. His sur- roundings are boulders, cliffs, ledges, ravines, trees. Itis a wild, weird spot. Nature was in a vindictive mood when she made it. One sitting here alone at high noon would feel a chill of loneli- ness. The man looks into the fire. For a moment his thouehts are elsewhere. Of a sudden, that mysterious something —that current which passes between life and death, electrifies him, and with his gaze riveted into the darkness beyond the fire he springs to his feet Too late! The Indian is not thirty feet away, but before he can lay a hand on the body life has departed. When a bullet strikes the human heart life is measured by seconds and fractions of seconds.— Detroit Free Press. A Bear on a Canal-Boat. Only a Thumping Kept it From Find- ing the Honey in the Cargo. “The queerest thing I ever saw a bear do,” said an old resident of the Wyom- ing Valley, Pennsylvania, ‘“hapgened on the West Branch Canal many years ago. I was taking a round trip with the owner of a boat in October, and we had delightful weather all the way. One part of the canal lay in a three- mile stretch of oak and chestnut forest, and toward sundown we struck the woodland. There was a steep moun- tain on one side of the canal, and the owner of the boat and I were admiring the beautiful glow of the sunset on the opposite hills, when we saw a black bear shamble out of the bushes and strike the tow path only a few feet from the stern of the boat. Itstuck up its nose and sniffed, kept coming closer to the boat all the time, and acted as if it wanted to come on board. There was a ton or more honey in the boat, and the owner said that the bear had evidently got a sniff of it and was hankering to gobble some of it up. Noone onboard had a shoot-iron of any kind, so for nearly half a mile we watched the bear and let it have its own way. It continued to follow us and to sniff with its nose raised and the way it acted amused us all. ‘When the boat had about a mile and a half to go before it got out of the woods, Jack Dumont, a chunky little fellow who wassteering the boat, let drive at the bear with a horse shoe and struck it between the eyes. The blow was a complete surprise to the bear, and it wheeled to one side and went growling oft into the woods. For several minutes we could hear the bear thrashing through the under brush, nearly oppo- site the boat, and then all was still. “By that time it was getting dusk, and the full moon soon came up in a clear sky. As the boat neared the clearing and we were enjoying the love- ly moonlight scenery, the driver yelled back to us and said that a bear had just waddled out of the small timber a tew yards ahead of the mules and was shuf- fling along the tow path. We couldn’t see it in the dim light, and as we didn’t have any gun we puid little attention to what the driver said. Further on the driver sang out that the bear was mak- ing for the clearing and that it kept looking over its shoulder every few steps When we had gotten well out of the woods the driver reported that the bear had left the towpath, struck into a pub- lic road, circled Aroq ~ and crossed a bridge over the canal.' The last part of this statement wasn’t true; as events proved, though he thoughtit was at the time. “My host and I were sitting on a bench looking at the moon from the stern of the boat. When the boat got under the bridge we heard something heavy strike the roof behind us, and looking quickly to see what it was, there stood the bear facing us. It was sniff ing loud and moving itz head from side to side as though it was tryirg to spy out what its nostrils had scented, and what to do with the bear Jack gave a yell and dashed at the bear with a club. He hit on the side of the head, and was going to deal it another blow when the bear up with one of its paws and knock- ed him heels over head into the canal. Then it began to nose along the floor in search of the honey it had smelled, and we both pitched at it and mauled it over the head with iron bars, The bear turned tail and began to bellow like a bull, dodging from one side of the boat to the other. We followed it up and pounded it so hard over the head and shoulders that it rushed pastus tumbling over everything in its way, and sprang from the side of the boat, scrambling up the bank and went down the towpath toward the woods. “The owner of the boat tied up for the night right away, and Jack, who had crawled out of the muddy water without any assistance, found that he had been so badly thumped by the bear that he couldn't use bis right The scent is to old for a bloodhound ; neither panther nor wolf could read the signs. In three hours he has reached another camp fire. Tt was built near a spring bubbling out of the rocks, and water was thrown on the flames to quench them. It was not thoroughly done, however. Fire clings to several sticks, | and the earth under the ashes is warm. | The fire was built Tuesday might. The white man left it about eight o'clock | this (Wednesday) morning. Itis now ! four ¢’clock p. m. He is only eight hours | ahead, and there are still three hours of day light. : Has he travelled fast or leisurely ? Is | he a dozen miles away or only three or four? The question is answered before the Indian has pursued the trail half a mile. The white man has stopped to break off a picce of rock with his ham- mer. He is a prospector. He goes np arm at all. We got him aboard and put him to bed, and the next day he said he was sore and lame all over. He stayed it. bed for four days, and during the rest of the trip the owner had to steer the boat himself.”’— New York Tribune. The deer is furnished with sup. | plementary breathing places in addi- tion to the nostrils, and this would ap- pear to be an extraordinary provision of nature, giving the beast of the chase a freer respiration. msm. ——-The pneumatic line between New York and Philadelphia is now considered an assuve fact. It is ex- pected that it will transport large pack- ages between the two cities 1u less than twenty minutes. before my companion had time to think -