K.- MEE BY PF. GRAY. Ink Slings. —The McKinley Bill with a recipro- city clause would be protection with a free trade annex. —A farmer with a big peach crop this year would be strongly tempted to put on the airs of a plutocrat. —We hope that DrrnamaTer will not be withdrawn in the midst of the contest. It would eliminate much of the fun. —Tysox had better keep his eye on the fellows who will go about in Wolf's clothing seeking whom they may de- vour by a trade. —Well may JouNNY DECKER say that “sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless and ungrateful Com- missioner’s clerk.” —1It is doubtful whether being prod- ded by the bayonet would be much more intolerable to tke people than be- ing robbed by a monopoly tariff. —Emperor WILLIAM having called on Czar ALEXANDER, he shouldn't overlook Czar REED if he wants to treat all the crowned heads with equal consideration. —The stranger who would have taken the Republican gathering in the Court House on the 19th of this month for a Prohibition convention, would have been badly fooled. —Some arrangement should be made in Republican conventions that will en- able the delegates to indulge in liquid refreshments without the bulk of them going out at one time. —When Kansas farmers have to pay 15 per cent. a month for money to move their crops, it would have been about as profitable to them if the grasshoppers had done the harvesting. —The Philadelphia Inquirer declares that “a vote for DELAMATER is a vote for protection.” In one sense this is true. The election of QUAY’s candidate would protect the corporations. —The numerous Republican candi- dates in Philipsburg are already be- ginning to resort to ways that are dark and tricks which the November elec- tion will prove to have been vain. —An American monument to the memory of Lafayette is to be erected. As the military service which this will commemorate was rendered over a hun- dred years ago, there is still hope for a Grant monument. —Some change should be made in the rules regulating the proceedings of Re- publican conventions in Centre county with the o¥ject ot avoiding the interven- tion of too long a time between drinks. --The failure of the proposed strike on the Vanderbilt railroad system affords another illustration of the inability of dependent wage-earners to hold their ground in a controversy with boundless wealth. —Ep1soN has invented a machine by which he hopes to be able to hear sounds produced in the sun. Who knows but that by the aid of this machine some- thing may yet be heard from QUAY in reply to the treasury raid charges brought against him. —Wart WHITMAN, the veneral poet, in an interview with a reporter of the Philadelphia Times, spoke of President HARRISON as a man who is “wrapped in the tripple brass of his own selfish- ness.”” There is more truth than poetry ip this description. —-As they have the authority of Mr. BLAINE that the McKinley Bill “doesn’t contain a section or a line ‘that will open a market for another bushel of whet or another barrel of pork,” even Republican farmers may be indifferent as to what shall become of that bant- ling of the monopolists. —No wonder the Republican mana- gers insist that the tariff is’ an issue in the Pennsylvania gubernatorial election. ‘When the tariff beneficiaries tell the Boss that he can’t have a dollar from them for the Delamater campaign wn- til the McKinley bill is passed, its im- portance as an issue at once becomes apparent. —The small number of f. and b. cases in court this week compared with the numerous charges of assault and battery, would appear to indicate that the admirers of Mars have been getting in more work than the votaries of Ve- nus. We leave it for the professional moralist to determine whether this is an improvement in a moral point of view. —“Free trade would close the mills and furnaces of Pennsylvania and throw thousands of working people out of em- ployment,’’ shrieks a Republican paper in an adjoining county. Probably free trade would do this, but the reform of a monopoly tariff would benefit working people and be a boon to all classes of consumers, There is'no use to borrow trouble about free trade. Even Mr. BLAINE can hardly be considered in earnest in advocating free trade of the reciprocity variety. 0&8. Thursday, September 4, is the last day for registering. yy STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. ae +X 0%: BY, Rr Unworthy Pensioners. General Barrow was one of the most gallant soldiers who fought for the ! Union during the war of the rebellion. He entered the service as a private in 1861 and rose to the rank of Major General. Of all the brave men who faced the perils of the conflict none surpassed him in bravery or fidelity to the cause of the imperiled republic. Since the war he has been one of the most prominent of the Republican leaders of New York State. This distinguished soldier and emi- nent Republican has written a paper on the pension question in which he con- demns the comprehensive system which is converting the survivors of the war into a vast body of mendicants and gov. ernment dependents. He says that the Disability law—the same that was ve- toed by Grover CLeverLAaND and since passed by the present congress and signed by President HARRISON—go0es to ““ the extreme length of declaring it “the duty of the nation to tax its citi- ‘“zsns to support every soldier who “ cannot support himself, even though “ hemay not have incurred the slightest “disability in the service or have been “exposed to any of the real dangers “and hardships of war, and even “though he may have been perfectly “ worthless and have rendered no ser “ vice whatever.” A part from the demoralizing and degrading effect of making patriotism a thing of money value, he gives a graph- ie description of the worthless and un- worthy characters who by this indis- criminate systemn of pensions will be placed on an equal footing with brave soldiers whose courage was of service to the country in its hour of peril. Is it right that the country should be tax- ed for the benefit of the skulkers and coffee coolers whom he describes in the following paragraph ? I was wounded at the battle of Antietam, and as I was brought out I was amazed to see the namber of stragglers who were amusing them- selves in the rear of the troops who were fight- ing in front. The country in the rear was fill- ed with soldiers broken up and scattered from their commands, who were having “picnics.” They were lying under trees, sleeping, cook- ing their coffee or other rations, and amusing themselves outside of the enemy’s fire. This was by no means confined to the enlisted men, but I saw officers of various ranks, and even of high rank, and of different corpsand divisions, who had thus deserted their comrades in the front. These things I saw myself, but apart from this experience, everybody who has serv- ed in the army must know that there were men in every regiment whose duty called them to be in the front who were never engag- ed with the enemy. # #* # Many men who served in the army did not render any such service as entitles them to any consider- tion. Mortifying as it is, and disagreeable as it is, the truth requires it tobe stated that there were cowards,stragglers,and shirkers in the ar- my. I think that every man who served in that part of the army which came into actual contact with the enemy would admit this if he expressed his unbiased opinion.It was this want of bravery and fidelity in many of our soldiers which accounts for the fact that it took the North, with its greatly superior numbers, its unlimited facilities for communication with Europe, and its greatly superior resources in every respect, so long a time to put down the rebellion. That such men should be placed upon the pension rolls is abusing the generosity of the American people. General Barrow is justified in saying that the recent pension legislation, pass- ed by a Repabiican congressand signed by a Republican President,*is an insult to every decent soldier.” He says this with a full knowledge that the object of such legislation is to make alarge class of voters pecuniarily interested in the success of the party that does not scruple about using the public money for such a purpose. He knows that it is a colossal system of political bribery. pes=Thursday, September 4, is the last day for registering. ’ ——Hon. CaarLEs S.WorLr does not de- part from his announced intention of supporting ParrisoN. While he does not sever his attachment to the Prohi- bition cause, he tells the Prohibition- ists, in effect, that the greatest public good that can be done at this time may be effected by suppressing the corrupt and unscrupulous political power which hus been too long permitted to control and demoralize the public af fairs of the State. Asa moralist Mr. Worre knows that morality, whether of the Prohibition variety or any other | kind, is handicapped in Pennsylvania | as long as Quay’s political immorality ison top. ges=Thursday, September 4, is the last day for registering. Grotesquely Improper Use of the Sol- dier Sentiment. The election of Roperr E. Parrison is demanded in the interest of good and ' honest government, It is°required to rebuke the assump- tion of power by a disreputable politi: | cian who has degraded the polities of the State, disgraced his own party, and made governmental administration in Pennsylvania an object of contempt throughout the length and breadth of the land. His election is necessary to take the government of the State out of the hands of the corporations and the mon- ey power and restore it to the people. It is necessary in order that the pro- visions of the constitution intended to restrain corporate power and to protect ‘the citizen against such encroachments as railroad discrimination and other corporate abuses, may be enforced It is needed to insure the farmers fair treatment in the matter of taxes and the laboring men protection in the manner of the payment of wages. These are the leading reasons that imperatively demand that Roserr E. Parrison should be elected, and the character of his former administration gives indubitable assurance that in the event of his re-election they will be fully realized. : But to this imperative claim of pub- lic interest his opponents interpose the objection that he vetoed a soldiers’ bu- rial bill. They have hired a few in- dividuals in Philadelphia and parade them as Democratic soldiers who de- mand that ParrisoN shall be defeated and all the public good that would result from his occupancy of the governor's office shall be foregone,because he did not approve of a bill that would have pauperized soldiers’ funerals. The soldier sentiment is being put to very questionable uses in politics, but this is an attempt to use it that is real- ly grotesque in its absurdity. Yet it serves a good purpose in showing to what straits the opponents of the Dem- ocractic candidate for Governor are reduced. p&y=Thursday, September 4, is the last day for registering. A Comparison Which the People Will Draw. When Ex-Governor Pattison says in an interview with a reporter of the New York World that ““a reform of the ballot should be a cardinal principle n the faith of every lover of his country,” the people can be assured that there is no humbug in the expression. 1t conforms with the honesty and puri- ty of every act of his public life. As Governor he recommended reform that would do away with the abuses prac- ticed under our present election laws. When Deramarer and his supporters prate about ballot reform their words are to be taken as having quite a dif- ferent meaning from those of Pattison. They are talking for political effect. It is an attempt on their part to ad- just themselves to a sentiment that has recently been strongly developed in fa- vor of shielding the ballot box against the influence of bribery and intimida- tion. . Have the people reason to believe that as ballot reformers the Republican can- didate and his backers are sincere? What have been their antecedents on this question ? How did they act when an Australian ballot bill was brought before the last Legislature? Is it natu- ral that they want to subject the Re- publican vote to the effect of a law that would prevent corporations and em- ployers from bulldozing the voters who are dependent upon them for employ- ment? Could it be expected that a Governor, who in the Legislature had been the servant and in business the attorney of the Standard Oil Company, would favor a restraint of the bulldoz- ing power of corporations over their employes? By what process of leger- demain has Quay, the leading factor in Pennsylvania Republicanism, who owes his power to political corruption, and who would direct the official ac- tion of DeraMATER as Governor, been converted into a friend and supporter of an honest ballot system ? These are questions that present themselves to the people when they consider and compare the sincerity of DerLamaTer with that of Parrison on the subject of ballot reform. p@=Thursday, September 4, is the last day for registering. Bf 2LEFONTE, PA., AUGUST 29, 1890. NO. 34. Suspended Bayonets. The Republicans of the Senate have gotten out of the hole in which they were put by the interference of the Force Bill with the Tariff Bill, by drop- ping the former for this session. Quay is credited with having suggested the way out of the difficulty, and he is represented as having drawn down upon himself the wrath of Harrison and other impractical politicians who believed that the passage of two such obnoxious measures was possible at this stage of the session. There is an understanding among these bayonet conspirators that the suspended bill shall be taken up and passed at the next session, but we are quite confident that by that time the people will have expressed their opinion of such revolutionary measures at the polls in a way that will afford the Re- publican leaders but little encourage- ment to revive this intended outrage on the American ballot box. B& Thursday, September 4, is the last day for registering. Be Registered. Democrats see that you are reg- istered. Sept. 4th is the lastdayon which you can be registered in time to vote. Look after your neighbor and see that his name is on the registry list. Remember, Tuesday , Sept. 4th, is the last day. A Futile Diversion. The Republican politicians would like to distract the attention of the voters in this campaign by making a big racket on the tariff question. The election of a Governor has nothing more to do with protection, free trade, or tariff reform than it has with thein- fluence that produces the tides. The peopl® know: this and are not going to be switched off the main issue by an irrelevant question. Governor PATTISON, in his letter of acceptance, correctly outlines what the voters will have to decide in this con- test. He says: “Self-government— “home rule—is now on trial in this “ Commonwealth. On one side stand ‘the people with their constitution and “ general interests ; on the other stands ‘ a selfish and arrogant political leader- “ship, self-constituted and defiant, and “resolved to use the offices and treasure “of the people as personal spoil.” When Quayism, and all the govern- mental abuses and corruptions it stands for, are up for trial, the confederates of the chief culprit can’t divert the atten- tion of the jury from his case by lug- ging the tariff into the proceedings. It has no relation to the mainissue. Be. Thursday, September 4, is the last day for registering. Standard oil Candidates . The Prohibitionists are in about the same fix with their gubernatorial can- didates as the Republicans are with theirs. Mr. CuarLEs MILLER, whom they have put on their ticket for Gov. ernor, is a member of the Standard Oil Company and president of one of the most profitable refining works of that gigantic monopoly. They have a plank in their platform denouncing trusts and monopolies of all kinds. If they are as conscientious as we take them to be, they will ask their nominee to withdraw in order to avoid the deception of presenting a mono- poly candidate on an anti-monopoly platform. = As to the Republicans, they couldn’t have selected a more suit- able candidate than they have in their Standard Oil man. He exactly suits the party, and nobody can be deceived by him. geF=Thursday, September 4, is the last day for registering. £ An Altoona paper, speaking of the Deinocratic convention in Blair county, says that the Pattison wing of the party, being short in numbers, con- ceded everything, The paper making this statement ought to know that the Democratic party in Pennsylvania this year hasn't such appendages as wings. 1t is a compact and indivisible body, with nothing loose about it to flap and make trouble. In its entirety it is solid for ParrisoN. The wing busi- ness is being done by Republicans who are flapping over to the Democratic side. Actions Speak Louder than Words. It 1s said that candidate DELAMATER has many engagements to meet farmers during the campaign. But when he meets them what can he have to say to them? He may make promises: but he can not point to a single inci dent in his career as a legislator in which he did anything for the farmers’ benefit. This was not because there were not opportunities, He had a chance to favor a more just equalization of taxes by which the burden of taxation unduly imposed upon the agricultural people would have been more fairly divided with the capitalists and the corporations. The tax bill presented by the grangers did not have his sup- port. The head man of the Penn- sylvania granges, Hon. LroNarD Ruoxg, can give sufficient testimony to that fact. Actions speak louder than words. In the Senate Mr. DELAMATER acted for the corporations and net for the farmers. Any amount of nice promises that he may make them when he wants their votes will not eradicate the impression that has been made by his acts. Bs. Thursday, September 4, is the last day for registering. ——The fellows who are interested in DEeLAMATER'S election would have most emphatically denied a little while ago that there were any Democratic soldiers in the late war. But now they claim that there are Democratic soldiers who are going to vote against PArTisox for vetoing a bill that proposed to consign veterans to their last resting places by pauper burials. This claim is inconsis- tent with the old assertion that there were no Democrats in the Union armies. Natural That They Don’t Want It. Nothing could be more natural than that the men who manage the Republi- can party in Pennsylvania do not want a different ballot system from the one under which they have for years carried the State by immensejmajorities, As they have done so well with the present system, why should they desire to have any other ? The employing class, the corpora- tions with large numbers of voters under their control, and other interests that look to the Republican domination for favors, are the ones that exert influ- ences which interfere with the inde pendent suffrage of the workmen under their employ. The coercion they ex- ert at every important election adds Amann of votes to the Republican poil. From this source the party mana- gers have derived the means of control- ling the State. Is it likely] that they wish to part with it? Is it natu- ral that they should favor a reformed ballot system that will prevent the cor- porations, the rich employers and in- inrested capitalists, from compelling their dependent employes to vote the Republican ticket ? ‘ That they don’t want such reform was clearly evidenced by the manner in which an Australian ballot bill was squelched at the last session of the Re rublican legislature. That was a better index of the senti- ment and purpose of the party man- agers in this matter than any lying promises that may be made to secure votes 1n a campaign. p&5=Thursday, September 4, is the last day for re.istering. A Nut for Republican Workingmen. When the Republican workingmen of Centre County, ascertain, as they will before the campaign is over, that the two men they are asked to vote for as Legislators, have, as members of a mercantile association, signed peti- tions asking the legislature to repeal the $300 exemption law, and that one other candidate on that ticket, Maur. Worr, has been an advocate as well as the beneficiary of the pluck-me-store system, we would like to know what there will be left for the Republican “ring” to hang even a hope upon. Evi- dently the ticket which the Bellefonte “ring” put in nomination on the 19th inst,, was set up purposely to assist in the more efficient knocking “out that DELAMATER is to get at the hands of “our DaNiern.’ pes=Thursday, September. 4, is the last day for registering. : i '| pletely deluging the —— Spawls from the Keystone, —A Harrisburg horse sports a mustatche, —Barn-burners are terrifying Canonsburg, —The Lancaster Fair opens on September 9 —A legless burglar has been caught in Pitts burg. —T'hree Easton children have been system. atically robbing stores. : —West Chester girls talk of inaugurating a dress reform movement. —A Chester youth proudly declares that he ate a fifty-pound watermelon. —A Pittsburg teamster has been arrested for kicking his horse’s eyes out. —A Reading giant threw an objectionable visitor bodily turough the window sash. —The factories visited by the State Inspec ors up to data represent 164,524 employes. —Candidates Pattison and Black were atghe Williams Grove picnic on Wednesday, —A “Tariif Reform picnic” will be held on September 6 at Hobensack,Lebanon county. —Seveunteen Montgomery county farm prop, erties will be sold at Sheriff’s sale in Septems ber. —F. C. Smick and D. H. Wingard, of Read, ing, are makiug a tourof the State on horse- back. —Two boys of Kemberton, Delaware county, have been jailed for killing fish with dyna. mite. —Because of the fruit famine some of the county fairS will offer prizes in the fruit classes. —A drake on a farm at Neversink, Berks county, killed and ate sixteen young chickens in a day. —An Allentown conductor stopped his car to run after two persons whose fares he had overlooked. —A cake walk was given at Newton for. the purpose of buying a new suit of clothes for a colored pastor, —Railroads running into Wilkesbarre have been carrying great crowds of sightseers since the cyclone, @—A son of Melchior Ditzel, of Rrickerville, had an ear bitten off by a vicious horse belong- ing to his father. —A duck and a pig at Allentown feed from the same bowl, and the duck. reposes at night on the pig’s back, —A Reading fisherman caught a German carp, and wrapping itupina wet newspaper, carried it home alive, —Mrs. Ellen Wuchter, of Whitehall, North. ampton county, has passed the 143rd day of her enforced fast. —A freight car collided with a railroad ten. der at Harrisburg, and the boiler iron was rip,. ped open as if by a knife. —The old Miller farm in Lower Heidelburg, valued at $15,000, has been entirely eaten up by fifteen years litigation. —A Lancaster man has a couple of young foxes running around in his tobacco field. He says they eat the worms. —James Morris, of Silver Brook, while high in the air on a swing at Glen Onoko on Friday drop ped to the ground dead. —Henry Erbart, 8 years old, of. Lexington, Lancaster county, was kicked by a horse and his skull was fractured. —Pearl Olpine, 6 years old, fell from a canal boat at Mariettaon Sunday on which she ‘was playing and was drowned. —The wife of John F, Witmer, a Laneaster saloon-keeper, on Saturday vainly swallowed laudinum with suicidal intent, —With a record for opening 100 clams in 6% minutes, Charles, Bercaw,of Reading, claims to be the champion of the State. —Tucker Hemmick, who tried to preside the head of three families in different parts of the State, has been arrested at Pottsville, —A gang of Hungarians employed. on the Reading Road at Lansdale struck because they were refused passes to return home every night. —Adam Trout, ot Paradise, aged 80 years, was found dead in his wagon on the turnpike near York. The body was found in. an upright posture. : —Mrs. Jacob Anderson, while attending to the tiller on her husband's canal boat, fel overboard at Linfield on Saturday and was drowned in the Schuylkill. —Lewis Evans, of Pottstown, wile walki in his sleep on Wednesday night, fell from} a window. to the ground, a distance of thirty feet, but escaped with but slight bruises: —G. B.Brenman,of Mount Joy township,Lan- caster county, who was over 60 years old, en. joyed his first car-ride last week when he visit» ed the Granger's picnic at Mount Gretna. —The fitters-up of the;Phcenix [ron Company have quit work on account of the company having placed more work upon them for the same pay and hours. About sixty men are out. —A runaway team that had been hired by two young men from Philadelphia crashed ine to a loaded street car at Reading on Tuesday night,.and one of the horses was fatally ine jured. —On Sunday last hundreds of Pittsburg pep | ple went to Wheeling thinking to find open saloons. But they were disappointed, for the Law and Order Society had stopped all Sun day drinking. Paul Boehine, aged 23 years, unmarried and a resident of Philadelphia, was drowned ip the Schuylkill near Spring Mill on sunday eve. ning while bathing, and Henry Bly, who wens to his rescue, narrowly escaped losing his own life. ———— Poor One Minute, Rich th e Next. One minute with poverty staring him in the face; the next a rich man for life, That was the actual experience of S. P. Armstrong, who died of heart disease at Butler, Pa. He had invested all his funds in sinking a well in the Thorn Creek oil regions of Pennsylvania, If was thought to bedry, and as a sort of farewell protest against his ill luck the explorer fired a torpedo in its depths, Immediately after its explosion the well began to flow at a tremendous rate, 8 volume of oil being lifted into the air to a height of at least one hundred feet, Not having expected a big well no cone nections had been made to the tanks, and the oil flowed on the ground, come entire neighborhood, After several hours the oil was turned into tanks with great personal risk to the workmen, and ‘the first iday’s’ pro» duction was 10,000 barrels, the largest well ever opened in the oil country. If was a mine of wealth to Mr. Armstrong, and developed a large scope of rich ter» ritory. al a