— aR © piano, or sketching the Yellow moun- "mouth. Bean itd, Bellefonte, Pa., May 9, 1890. THE CHILDREN ARE AWAY. The house is deserted and silent, The clock seeming softly to say, How cheerless it is, and how lonely— When the children have all gone away. No foot-falls are heard on the carpet, No lauzh heard of innocent glee ; And their vlaythings are resting serenely Where the children wished them {o be. How deep and profonad is the stillness That reigas in each vacated room ; But the mem’ry of those that are ahsent Lingers like some sweet perfume. As I sit here and think it all over, I feel it so plainly to-day, How lonely I'll be inthe future, When the children have all gone away. They're only to make a week’s visit, To grandpa and grandma—that’s all; Bat it'gives me a glimpse of the moment When tie mandates of duty shall call. And they, as brave men and true women, Must answer and fall into line, Marching, unfaltering, onwara y In the pathways their callings assign. 1 shall sit in my old-fashioned rocker, And, rocking and thinizin~ all day, I fear I'll grow weary and ailing, My dark locks be turning to gray! 1°11 wonder what each one is doinz— And where may each wanderer be, If any are sick or unhappy Or if they*are thinking of me. 9 Then I'll lay down the glove I am knitting And look at t reir pictures once more, Till each one is covered with kisses, As I've kiss their sweet faces before. Then thro’ Mem’ry’s hallway resounding, Their light-falling footsteps I'l hear, But liftine my glad eyes to greet them, No chiluren, alas, will appear. The home is deserted and lonely, The clock seeming softly to say : How cheerless it is, and how lonely— For the children have all gone away! —————————— PRETTY POLLY PIPER. “Come, Polly,” said Mrs. Piper, sharp- ly, “what are you dreaming about? Eleven o'clock and the best parlor not dusted yet, and old Gloriana calling you to help hang out the clothes, and. the tomatoes waiting to be made into catsup, and the peach short cake to be | baked, and you here dawdling your time away like a fine lady !”’ Polly Piver jumped quickly up, hid- ing her dog’s eared paper covered nov- el, as she did so, under the cushion. “I wish I werea fine lady,” said she, “I'd be praciicing sonatas on the tain, or hemming ruffles, instead of working like a slave |” . Mrs. Piper looked keenly at her daughter. od “Polly” said she, ‘you needn’t work unless you've a mind to.” Polly tossed her snuny head with a movement of disdain. “I den’t know how you make that out,” said she. “You can marry this relation of ours, if you please,” insinuated ber mother. “He wants a wi‘e to keep that grand new house of his, on Haven hill.” Polly laughed. We don’t want you here !”’ (“Poor fellow I" thought Polly, “How he colors! I'm sorry now I let moth- erdo it. I might have softened mat- ters a little. How tired he lpoks, and I’m sure that valise must weigh a quarter of a ton, at least I") “Better go to Widow Topham’s, half a mile down the road, and tell the folks I passed you on, so you could take your week there first. It ain’t convenient for us to entertain you here to-day.” And, to nip the whole matter in the bud, Mrs. Piper turned short a ound aud made a dive into the house, reso- lutely closing the door,beli‘nd her. “There,” said she’ “it's done! I could not have him here!" “He hasn't gone yet,” said Polly, her pretty nose flattened against the fanlights of the hail door. “What's he doing?” sharply que- ried her mother. “He has sat down on his valise. Now he is wiping his forehead with a very nice white pocket handkerchief. Now he’s looking back at the house. Oh, mother, don't you think-—" “Polly,” said Mrs. Piper, in accents of condensed exasperation, “I don’t think anything at all! But if you don’t go and help Gloriana with the wash- ing, I'll go myself, and there’s an end of it!” And Polly, who knew the meaning of her mother’s voice as well as a mu- sician comprehends his gamat, obeyed at once. Was it Polly’s rault that oid Glori- ana had suspended the clothes lines in that velvet green meadow through which the brook gurgled like a 'wugh- ing, frolicsome child ? Was it through any complicity of hers that the tall young man had se- lected that especial ‘short cut,” from the Piper farm house to the high road! Polly stopped and looked at him, her mouth full of clothes pins, her bonnie brown curls blown hither and yon, like a meadow of ripened wheat in a Sep- tember gale. “He has stopped to eat blackberries,” thought she. “He must be very bun- gry. Young man, I'seay—young man !” The stranger started. “I beg your pardon?” s:id be. “Am I trespassing?” “No,” said Polly, “it isn’t that. Any one is welcome to the wi'd blackber- ries. But you seem hungry 27 “I am almost famished,” frankly ad- mitied the young man. “I hreukiasied at 6, and I've had nothing since.” “v's too bad? cried symnathele Polly. “Look herc—vou shal come to our house! I don’t care what moih- er says.” “You are Miss Piper? he asked. “They call me Polly,” said the girl. “I declare it’s semi-barbarous, this sort of thing! We've no business to act like ihe priest and the Levile, even if we hzpnen to be ex ecting company irom the city. There's a very nice lit- tle bedroom over the kitshen, sir, it you dov’t mind the chimney going throvah it, and the outlook 1:0 the yp wuiay yard behind, and I'l «et you some dinner myse!{. Come?! With (he gesture of a modern Queen “How do I know he'll like me?’ she questioned. “Nonsense, Polly! There's no need to tell you that. You're as pretty as a pink,” said Mrs. Piper, viewing her | daughter with maternal pride. ! “And how do I know I shall like him ?” “Why shouldn't youlikehim? He can’t be more than 60, and a man at 60 ought to be in his prime. And he's very handsome—at least Viola Barlett says he used to be. And you know very well, Polly, you can make him love you, fast enough !” Polly pursed up her cherry dot of a “A lover of 60,” cried she, “who used to be handsome when Viola Bar- lett was a girl! Oh, mother!” “A handsome house and a grand carriage of your own,” artfully inter posed Mrs. Piper. ‘“And servants to do all this drudgery that comes so hard on you now, and a good home for your poor father that's crippled with rheumatism and—" “All thie is taking a good deal for granted,” cried Poliy, dancing across the room. “Just hear old Gloriana bawling for help! I think she'll drown herself in the washtub if I don’t come pretty soon. He's to be here in the poon train, isn’t he? Oh, mother, yowll have to make the peach shout | cake yourse!l, and I'll atiend to the | tomatoes! And, mother—I1 declare 1, never thought of it until this minute, but here's a note {rom the school trus- | tees to let vou know that this is your week for boarding the new school master.” Mrs. Piper gave a start of dismay. “The new schoolmaster!” she echoed. | “Bat, Polly, he can’t come this week. | ‘We haven't but the one spare room, ! and your cousin from New York is to be here to-day ; and, besides, we can’t be bothered with country schoolmas- ters when there's so much to be done. Write and tell the trustees at once. I dare say the man would just as soon go to Widow Topham’s this week. There he is coming now. Tell him.” A score of dimples broke out around Polly Piper's bewitching little Cupid's bow of a mouth ; her blue eyes spark- led fun. ; “Tell him yourself, mother,” she re- torted.. “I don’t know what on earth to say.” And, thus forced into the breach, Mrs. Piper unwillingly advanced to- ward a tall, preternaturally slender young man who wascoming hesitating- ly up the garden path with a bag in one hand and a shabby valise in the other. He paused, and set down the shabby valise, that he might the more conveniently raise a still shabbier hat from his perspiring brow, us he saw the two women, “He has nice eyes in spite of that colored hair of his,” thought Polly. “I'm glad I'm not mother!” “Is this Mr. Paracelsus Piper's resi dence ?”’ asked the young man diffi- dently. “Yes it is,” answered the lady of the {spectacle and a pepper ands. Lanit. house. ‘But there's been a mistake. Beadicea bidding verseif “followme!” he bas.et of clothes io iis fale and led the way back to tae house, ! where Mis, Piper was even then beat ing egos for the peach shory cake by ae kiiclien lable, “Mothe.,” said she. “I’ve brought the schoolmaster back. Don’t be vex- ed; but he was so t'red ard hungry, poor fellow! I'll fix up ihe kiichen bedroom for him, and it will take only a few minutes to cook a bit of beef steak and make a cup of coffee.” “Polly,” cried the despairing matron, “T think you must be crazy I”? “Madam,” said the bewildered stranz- el, “I do not desire to in.rade, if—7" “It's all right, mother,” said Polly, flying around, pouring out a bowl of rich milk, in.o whicn she heaped a liberal portion of sliced peaches which Lad been inteaded for the short cake, and urging her com»any tc ‘eat that to bean with!" waile she measured out some coflee and put a juicy slab of steak on the gridiron over a bed of white hot coals. At that moment there came a (usi- lade of knocks at the hall portals be- yond. “1t’s your cousin, Poliy I" criad Mus. Piper, hastenirg to open ‘he door. 1.3 { oly ae. It was a stont. hick set man, in blue i “Cousin Albert 277 smiled Mrs. Piper, holding out both hands in osteatatious | welcome. “Malam 270 eaid the cantly. “Ile must be a litile deaf,” thought Mrs. Piper, as she raised ber voice ac- cordingly. “Lal ain’t my name, ma'am,” said the stout man with blue glasses, “and I ain't hard o’ hearin’ neither. I'm Joseph Parks, billed to commence teachin’ the district school to-morrow morning, and the trustees nN “My goodness me !"' exclaimed Mrs. Piper, “if you're ihe school teacher, who's this young man? 1 knew how it would be, Polly. He's a tramp—an impostor! Blow the horn for the farm bands; loose the dog!” The young man—who had just dis- posed of the last luscious spoonful of peaches and cream—-here rose to his full height. “Up to this time,” said he, “no one asked me for my name or credentials. Everything appears to have been taken for granted; but if any one is doubtful of my identity, I shall be pleased to settle the maiter. Tam Albert Haven, from New York, and I presume I have the pleasure of speaking to my cousins, Miss and Mrs. Paracelcus Riper?” : “Albert Haven!” cried Mrs. Piper. “Why, Albert Haven is 60! Miss Viola Barlett 3? “You are probably thinking of my uncle, who died last month,” said the stranger. “Miss Viola Barlett, I know, was an old sweetheart of his. And I, as his heir and representative, have de- cided to earry out the plans he had made for visiting his relations in this neighborhood.” stranger, va- {the cholera mowed “Well,” cried Polly, with eyes that showed like hazel diamonds, as she poured out two cups of fragrant coffee, “if you have cheated the schoolmaster out of his welcome, Cousin Albert, you must be content to share your dinner with him; for I won’t have any one else turned out of doors to-day, no mat- ter what happens.” «My dear little Cousin Polly!” cried’ Mr. Haven, “you are the very soul of hospitality. Depend upon it, I never, shall forget this bowl of peaches and cream.” The schoolmaster unpacked hisclean collars and text books ‘in the kitchen bedroom. Mr. Albert Haven helped Polly start a box ot geranium slips in the garden. Out by the chattering lit- tle brooklet old Gloriana muttered to herself as she hung snowy pocket hand- kerchiefs and napkins galore to dry; and Mrs. Piper, as she took the hot peach short cake and pans of tea bis- cuit out of the oven, thought with a thrill of triumph : “Polly was wiser than I was, aiter all. And Ido believe things are going to happen just as I wanted them to.” ECTS One Vict'm a Year. The Grim Story of the Bridgeport Sui- cide Club. One evening, six years ago last spring, there sat around a large table in the barroom of John Kinzle’s saloon at Bridgepcrt, Conn., a half dozen men, five of whom were Germans and one Ameri- cun born. Glasses of beer from which the froth was slowly vanishing stood be- fore them untasted. The companions were not talking, save 1n a jerky, desul- tory sort of fashion, but_they smoked in a grim, persistent way that told of medi- tation. The night was warm and the door stood ajar. Outside the rain pour- ed down incessantly, ever and anon the thunder growled like a wild beast hun- gry for its prey, and the lightning flash- ed i's darts of flame across the inky sky. An occasional gust of wind rolled in, whereat the gas would flareand the evrl- ing tobacco smoke assume fancastic shapes. A blast of extra force ronsed one of the number from his introspective gaze. «Dreadful weather,” he mutteicd, seizing his glass and draining ifs con- tents. “It gives me the horrors al- most.” The others frllowed his example and emptied their wis. Kinzle arose with the remark : “Weil now vou musi (ake a round with me” HN, sir 3s om me owl have, boys?” The voice wa: that of a new colner, who had that instant entered the door. His face wore the bright, audacious, ag- what'll vou gressive look of the man of ‘he world, | and it also bore the stamp of youtl and health and hope. Each one’s cour:ien- ance brightenid at his gree'ing, and hands were outstretched in welcome. He took a seat at the table and quaficd his beer with the eagerness of thirst. Then he glanced about and queried : «What's the matter with you fellows? Wher IT came in you all looked #8 if you were ready 1 kill yoniselves.” wf feel bac it £4 aney’? remarked Wil- liam Meckel, a sign painte:; “what's the use of living, anyhow ?” “Well, “gayly resvounded arcival, “news iy pre; dull now, wan something to write vargiaph from. Let's form a suicide club dnd stars tle the towna bit.” Here. indeed, was an idea to drive away ¢muiand gloom. All acquiesced and the proposer of the scheme, George Leavenworth, city editor of The Bridge- port Farmer, drew paper and pencil {rom his pocket and drafted a constitu- tion and oath of initiation. By, the pro- visions of the former document any one weary of life was declared eligible. The 3 ue club was to meet monthly, “or oftener,” in Kinzle's saloon, and on each anniver- sary of its birth the members were to shake “noker dice.” The one making the smallest cast wes bound by the vow to which he subscribed to kill himself within the ensuing twelvemonth. Those who affised their names to the grae- some document were Max Heisterha- gen, William Meckel; John Kinzle, Wendell Baum,. Carl Roberts, Max Plalzenheim and George Leavenworth. “Now, gentlemen,” cried the last named, meriily, ‘schooners around in which to drink a short life and a happy exitto the members of the Bridgeport Suicide C1 bh, and while John draws (he beer I'll sive you a veie or two suitavle tothe eyent. Silencesil.’” . And he began that famous, song writ- ten by an Enelish officer in India when down men nope swiftly than the batrle’s bulles: We nicet "neath the soundi Aad che walls aroand are As they acho oar pealsiof lnnghtor, It seems that the.dead are iors Theo stand hy your = asses steady, This is a world of fies Here's a health ic the dead a’ cudy, Hurrah for the next that d'es. The group seemed imbued with a cor- tain hysterical mirth; a strange cl- lessness tock possession of all presen “Bring the dice,” shouted some one. «We'll shake now ; we won't wait a yesr. Hurrah for the next that dies.” The ivory cubes were } "oduced. Each man had three throws in which to secure a3 high a hand as possible. | Remarkable to state—I have the story from an'eve- witness—all secured four of a kind ; but Heisterhagen and Kinzle, the lowest two, tied on trays and had .o shake a second time. The latter threw three fours and a pair of deuces. The former got two sixes, two fives and a four. His cast was lower than any of the others; he had drawn death in the lottery of the dice, and by the terms of the compact he was bound to kill himself within the year. : Put it was all a joke, a ghastly sort of amusement intended to while away the hours, and in consonance with the thun- der, the lightring and the styrm. As the companions prepared tose:k their homes they chuckled over the jolly ev- ening they had spent together, and con- gratulated Leavenworth on his novel scheme for dispelling the “blue devils” that had enveloped them prior to his ap- pearance, «Don’t forget to kill yourself,” they cried after Heisterhagen as he said good night, and plowed his way down a side thoroughfare through the darkness. That was the last ever seen of Max Heisterhagen alive. He went to his sc- loon on Gold street, unlocked the door, lit the ga:, wrote a note, took a pistcl from a drawer back of the bar and blew out his brains. The note was addressed to “my respected friends and fellow members of the suicide club,” and the message was simply this : “I have kept my oath. I warn you to keep yours.” They did. ; honors, The brass band of which he had been a member played at his funer- al, and the men who sat with him that ‘tempestuous evening in Kinzle’s saloon contributed a magnificent floral offering which was to be the first of many of its kind. The twelvemonth passed, and the suicide was. almost forgotten. The members of the “club” had not sought with much enthusiasm to cultivate each other’s acquaintance, but on the anni- versary they all chanced to meet at Kinzle’s saloon There had been no prearcangement. What did it mean ? «tis fate,” said Roberts. ‘Let us throw the dice.” They did so, and William Meckel lost. Then they drank deeply. The spell of that former meeting seemed to be upon them. A hideous mirth unchain- ed each one’s tongue and impelled him chant the charms of the grave and the weariness of life.” A chair was set at the able for Heisterhagen. They shout- ed for hig ghost to join them, and placed a glass of liquor in front of ‘he empty seat. They asked friends who dropped in to become members of the club, and Jomneed several additions to their num- er. Four months afterward William Meckel cut his throat and Carl Roberts went mad. Thedead man was given an expensive funeral, and the one dead in life was taken to the Middletown Asy- lum for the Insane. The pen almost wearies of setting down the details. Let me summarize in brief the ehronicle of hcrrors from the inception of this league until the present time, giving in order the names of the victims'of self slaughter. 1. Max Heisterhagen, saloon keeper, shot himself. 2. William Meckel. his throat. 3. John Kinzle, saloon keeper, shot bimself. 4. George Leavenworin, newspaper man, took laudanum. sign painter, cut Haven hotel, cut his throat in New York city. 6. William cut his throat. Tho last named can hardly be classed as an aclual associate of the cinb, as at the time of his suicids ne aad not been Mayle, letter . carrier, elected to menbership and had sigued [ nwither the constitution nor the cath. But he wasgiven a funeral as complete in ali 1fs appointments as were these of his predecessors, His wife i> now a Iu- natie. Two members still live besides the man in the madhouse. With one of them, the president, I talked at length the oth- er evening. He wonld neither affirm nor deny the report that he was in end ing to join his friends in the rysterious land beyond the grave. “All L will say,” he remarked, “is that a mun has « right to his own existence. It he tires of life, it is his prerogative to east if aside a+ he would wn oid coat. If i choose to comuait suicide: 16, 1s nobody's — busincsss but my own.’ A pecut ar mic ala h pervaue 1 ~ i ter, of repeat tlreiias. sc! Woof president's remarks Lo Sv In, a well known photographer of .hat city, and he commoanted : “WM. —— is correct. If lie chooses to take his own life its nobody’s ——busi- ness, as he says.” _ Itis proper to add that Mr. Weber, the present proprietor of the saloon for- merly kept by Kinzie, never had any- thing to do with thesuicide club. Preparing for Bed. The Elaborate Preparations of the Modern Girl Before Retiring. To the untutored mind bed is not a thing to be dreaded. It suggests a warm and genial Winter resort, a place of relaxation and freedom from con- ventional: forms. But the conscien- tious modern girl makes as elaborate preparation fcr it as though she was to be in the court of Queen Victoria. slept with a specimen ofthe tribe lately. We were to be rrom-mates at boarding sebiocl bur the'modern im povemen’ mani Lad claimed Ler for its own, aud no recy: mate conld siund that. Jhst nt in old Hines Tes it out of ny clothing and inté hy ni obisown in les | time than Nt 1 could He nimble, bn quick, =i at me as ae pdnnt ot ] lin of blues Bost fechbdookial beauty el an ex- cla nal’ { Ve “fg ow mouse 2 Ting hired. “Nu,” she replied in tones of deep distress, “it’s a bit of dandruftjust above my lett ear. That is what comes of neglecting one’self. I generally brush my hair for half an hour every night and morning, and last night I only brushed it twenty minutes.” She took off her basque and donning a white dressing jacket, she applied a stiff bair brush to every square imch of her head until the hair rose up like quills upon a fretful porcupine. Then she twisted it up into a loose fluffy knot and went to take a hot bath. After IT had given herup fordrowned she return- ed in a flannel wrapper, sat down and searched her feet diligently for corns, ictal ie Loe roi Gacy e Lid again. Then her attention was centrated upon her ros; incor tips, and the contents of a manicure case were brought into requisition. Next she sat polishing it aficrward with Lhe corner of a soft towel dipped into a mixture of brandy and cologne. She then brushed her eyebrows and practiced various be- coming expressions and attitudes before the glass. | The roosters in a neighboring lot be- | gan to crow, and I, thoough 1 am un- usd to night watching, determined to keep it up a while longer. Now stand- ing pertectly straight she les her head fall slowly backward on her spinal col- Heisterhagen was buried with all the 5. Wendeli Baum, proprietcr New’ haven of repose, rest ‘for the weary, a | Nort American £74 ¥ burrowed with my head a pillows, and politely remarked 3 up 1" She | tarned and looked inhe mireor a long, look. i lo 'k of youth and self conciogs | but finding none, put on he: slippers CON= down before a mirror and squeezed out a couple of black specks in her chin, umn, then on each shoulder in turn, then in front, and repeated the in- teresting process a dozen of times, Then opening the window she breathed deeply fifteen times, Pesnding upon her chest the while, and afterward worked her arms forward and back, up and round, till she looked like three or four wind- mills engaged in a fight. Warming up to her work she hopped twenty times on the toes of one foot and thesame on the other. As this did not seem to give her relief she began to kick, first slowly, then like a steer. She kicked outward and upward, back and sideways, and tried to kick a spot on the wall as high as her head. Then she sat down to get her breath, and to commit to memory a chapter or two in a new work on calis- thenies. The roosters were riotous now, an the eastern sky began to pale. She re- turned to the pier glass and began to smooth her face with both bands from brow to chin in order to ward off wrink- les. “My gracious I’ TI thought, “has i she gone to that glass again? Then I may as well giveup.” I fell asleep, and dreamed that I bad been lying in my tomb several hundred centuries, and that at last an angel, taking pity on me, came and raised the stone of my sepulchre. I opened my eyes and beheld the white-robed being busily engaged in rubbing some preparation on her tired muscles to make them suple ard elastic It was a disenchanting vision. Finally she washed her hands, turned out the light and crept into bed. “I hove you havn’t forgotten anything,” I said grim- I ly. “Dear me," she murmured sleepily, “I did forget to say my prayers.” —N. ¥ Press. RET ——————— The Dog Beirayed Him. JEerrFErRsoNvILLE, Ind., April 29.— Seven years ago Omri Thompson and Ovid White followed Jacob Johnson home from the Salem (Ind.) fair, killed and robbed him, Both fled to Mexico, | but later returned to Kansas. Thompson i was arrested at Wyandotte, returned to Salem, was tried and sentenced to the penitentiary for life. White, who was apprehended in Doniphan county and escaped by killing the sheriff, was be- lieved to be dead. Sunday his arrest at Mineola was announced. Omri Thomp- son attempted to escape. Tools and moaey were smuggled to himin hollow- ed apples, and by sawing through two floors he made his escape, but missed his friends who had a change of cloth- ing for bim. Hiding under a barn, a dog betrayed his whereabouts. A most exciting chase over precipitous knobs followed. Volleys were fired atter him, but be was unburt, and only captured when falling,after a six hours’ run, near- ly lifeless from exhaustion. Thompson claims to be innocent, and says White compelled him to azeompany him. he Insolence of Tramps. Dating a Farmer and His Son for Re- jusing to Cook Brealfastfor Light. (CHAMBERSBURG, April 25 —A gang of eight tramps went to the house of Samuel Lebman, a farmer living one mlenorth of here and ordered a break- "fut for the party,” The men had slept nthe t wil night. ! Upon the refusal Lob be women 6 cook fa meal for them 1 y 7h + Wn 1 Q x y - ov beat Lehman and his son severely | and terrorized the whole neighborhood. They then passed through town and broke open two farm-houses south ' of town. The farmers in the vicinity sent to town for assistance, and a party com- posed of several officers and a half dozen farmers started in pursuit. They came up with the gang near Marion. The tramps showed fight and a Constable shot one of them through the leg. Three of them were finally captured, and placed in jail here last night. The action of the tramps caused great excite- ment among the farmers, and threats of lynching were freely made. CTT ACTER ETE The Tramp Nuisance. Judge Stewart, of Franklin county, on Monday delivered a long address to the grand jury upon the tramp question, which has grown to be such an expensive nuisance, the tramp bill of the county in the last eighteen vears having beer over $125,000. The judge said that the vagrancy law of 1876 intended that the penalty for vagrancy should be labor, not confinement, and that the cu:tom followed there of keeping the tramps in jail in comfort and idleness during the, winter and then allowing them {to prey upon the furpers jin the | summed, was = violation of the law and 1uust he stopred. Ty was the ‘duty of Lhe ’ £ tue county to provide World [uf cams, and nealect to do so wis 4 iiademeanor. Ie reccommended | that tev be put to work quur:ying stone on ihe alms-house farm. The ‘grand [jor was nsaucted to make a full in- voore dion of tie matter and report som: pan 0 rid tbe county of the (team. The judge said he felt sure the tramps would disappear as soon as they | were put to work, Ee 1 | Something Rotten in the System. | i Clearfield Public Spirit. There is certainly something rotten in ' the pension business of this country. ! Some soldiers, who never saw a battle, can get from fifteen to thirty dollars a month pension, and have no trouble whatever, while others who were out for three and four years, and were in many hot and bloody fights, never succeed in getting their names on the roll. We have a man in Clearfield who served over # year in the Mexican war, and when the late war broke out was one of the first to enlist in the 90 day service. | ‘When the time for which he enlisted was up he re-enlisted for three years and at the end of that time again enlisted and | was in the service when the war closed. This man is now over seventy years of age and is dependent upon the bounty of the public. He was not a hospital bummer or a camp follower, but he was a brave soldier, and served his country well. His only fault was that he did not have a hospital record and always voted the Democratic ticket. EH i‘ ——At a fireman's dinner in New York the following toast was given: «Ladies—their eyes kindle the flame against which there is no insurance.” i All Sorts of Paragraphs. —Prince Bismarck is worth $10,000,- 000. —The yearly doctors’ bill of Queen Victoria is $4,000. —General Butler is believed to be worth $6,000,000. —DMetal ties for railroads are proving very satisfactory. —There are more than 50,000 women clerks in London. —A petrified deer horn has been found near Sylvania, Ga. —Emin Pasha now speaks twenty- seven different languages and dialects. —A factory for condensing milk and one bas been built at Buena Park, al. —A Wisconsin woman left her hair in Germany, sent for it and had to pay du- ty on it. —TFemale lobbyists are recognized fac- tors of legislation in England and com- mand high pay. —“A title of most ancient and hon- orable description” is advertised for sale in English papers. —-Ludington, Mich., hastened the ad- journment of a mob the other night by turning a hose on it. —The Presbytery for Oregon has de- cided that all candidates for license must quit the use of tobacco. —A Georgia lawyer who charged $500 for drawing a will has had his bill cut down to $150 by the court. —A wedding had tobe postpon-d at Albany the other night because some cne had carried off the gas meter. —The Italian Government has under- taken to stop the manufacture of bologna sausage of horse meat. —A man named Schmittschmitt was chosen town clerk ‘in the South Town district of Chicago the other day. —So the Fair is not to come off until 1893 | Perhaps it is just as well. We may have tair weather by that time, —A woman was restored to her moth- er in Northumberland, Pa., after having been stolen from her parent forty years reunion. —ZEighteen persons out ot every thou- sand die each year in this country. In England the average is 20.5in Germany 26.1. —A farmer whose property was swept by a recent tornado says that every- thing was blown off the farm except the mortgage, —DPhiladelphia ladies will endeavor to solve the servant-girl question by estab- lishing a training-school for domestic servants. —A= English baroness has established a home for ca =, where disabled and de- crepit felines are carcd for by her kind purrmission. —M. Tisza, the Hungarian ex-pre- mier, is said to have smoked more cigars than any other marin Europe. He smokes incessantly. —There is a family in France named B, one in Beleinm named O, a river in Holland called (ie XY, and a village in Sweden named A. --Emin didn’t le much by being reccued peninst his will atop atl, le is to seerive asalary of B00.000 year for hi~ + vice in Africa. It is edt mated that Great: Britain's 30,009,050 1opulation daily consume 5,643,961 »i'ls, or what w uid weigh in in year’s t'me 178 tons. —1TIt i= not zenerally kaown that Dr. Mary Walk.r has be_ome a ciipple for life.” On Decoration .day, last, she fell and broke her right hips —A clergyman named Fiddle refused to accept the title of D. D. because, as he said, he ‘didn’t want to be called the Rev. Ichabod Fiddle, D. D.” —The fund for the proposed Grady Memorial Hospital in Atlanta, G.i., now amounts to about $50,000. It is said that $30,000 more is needed to cairy out the project. — Andrew Carnegie has in contempla- tion the founding at Pittsburg, in addi- tion to his library, of a great school or institute for instruction in the ar'< and sciences. —A young man advertises for a place s< salesman, and he has had a good deal of experience, having been discharged from seven different wholesale Louses within a year. .~ —Cupid never cares aaything about State lines. Miss Winnie Davis, the “Panchter of the Confederacy.’ is said 0 be engage d to Mr. Alfred Wilkinson, of Syrasuze, N.Y. —The other day le wife! inf a special officer at Chester, Pa., slapped him in the face. Taking advantage of his offi- cial prerogative, he at once arrested her and conveyed her wo the lock-up. — Baron Hi: :ch, the wealthy German Hebrew, is said to bave promised to con- tribute $10,000 a month for the better- ment of the condition of the Russian Jews who have immigrated to this coun- try. —A pair of bantam chickens were sold at the London Crystal Palace for $500, which was almost exactly twice their weight in gold. This is believed to be the highest price ever paid for a single pair of fowls. «In order to obtain small, delicate hands, when in repose let them dangle at your side,” says Miss Jenness. «Holding one’s hands up makes the veins swell and induces a large, course development. —A wan named Catoni, a giant above seven feet high and proportionately stout, with an enormous head, has just died in Italy. Before his death he sold his skeleton to the Anatomical Museum at Rome for $2,000. —The largest saw mill in the world is located at Clinton, Ta. It cost $2,600,000 and is capable of sawing 450,000 feet of lumber in eight hours. It has seven band and three gang saws and two bat- teries of ten boilers each. —A new and sure cure for stammer- ing is said to be this: Let the stammer- er not speak a word for ten days. Then let him resume speech, but only in a whisper, for ten days more, at the end of which time he will be cured—if the remedy works.