SANTA CLAUS MISTAKE. There lived in this good city once a man of eighty-seven, a : Brimful of gouty aches and pains, just ripe for death and Heaven; And as it was good Christmas Eve he thought he’d try his luck : : By hanging up his stocking, for he still loved fun and pluck. , Next door to him a maiden lived, a lovely, charming miss ; She had but sixteen summers seen, was full of life and bliss ; Her eyes, her cheeks, her hands, her face— well, they were just perfection, And she hung up her stocking, too, with bright and gay reflection. On Christmas morn that aged man his stocking full he found, With plenty more of other things pinned up and nailed around. He wiped his specs five hundred times, his laughter turned to screaming, On opening such queer packages; he thought he must be dreaming. A bustle, hair-pins, bracelets four, gold garters eighteen veils, A gross of gloves, nine bonnets gay, shine the nails, : Six dresses, stylish, flying trains, two muffs and sealskin sacl, . J Two parasols a dozen fars and slippers white and black, a case to Four pairs of corscts—oh, what shape l—long hose of upon stitching, : Three diamond rings, two ruby rings and eurls of hair bewitching, Two sets of bangles, ear-rings eight, perfumes a gross or more, Ten pounds of candy, poodle dog and other things a score. The old man wiped his specs again. Said he; “Tis mighty queer That I should get such funny things, and I so near my bier. 1 am afraid—I am afraid—I'm very sure, this year, ; That Santa Claus ’s been getting drunk on whisky or on beer.” On Christmas morn the lassie gay her stocking full she found, . With plenty more of curious things pinned up and nailed around. She wiped her eyes five hundred times; she thought she must be dreaming, Each package was so very queer; at last she fell to screaming. One pair of spectacles of gold, two goggles. gray and blue, : A golden box, three pounds of snuff, six pipes a!l bright and new, Five pairs of socks of woolen blue, three night- caps, foot-bath, too, Suspenders four, two satan stocks, hair dye of blackest hue. Pajamas two, three morning gowns, six razors sharp and bright, With brush and eup and shaving eream, one crutch both strong and light, dix canes, a suit of nice, warm clothes just suited for a dandy, A prayer book with the largest type, one bottle of old brandy. The lassie wiped her eyes again. Said she; “Tis mighty queer That I should get such funny things, and in my sixteenth year, I am afraid that Santa Claus has got a wee bit crazy, To leave for me such useless things, and I a little daisy.” When Santa Claus had left that night and found out his mistake, He laughed, he laughed, he laughed so hard youd thought his heart would break. He laughed, he shook, he shook, he langhed— more stockings were to fill— He laughed so loud, he shook so hard, it al- most made him ill. On Christmas Day, at dinner iime, old Santa sought the city, And changed the things from house to house, laughed, danced and sang a ditty. And when the Christmas dinner oer, the old man sought hisroom, The phantom change perplexed his mind with joy and awe and gloom. And when the Christmas dinner o'er, the las- sie sought her room, No pack of firecrackers e’er created such a boom. She laughed, she cried and flew about, jumped high upon a stool, And said : “It is not Christmas Day ; it must be April Fool.” Now, when the old man thinks of it, his thoughts are very hazy, He hardly knows just what to think, while sure he was not crazy, And when the lassie thinks of it, her thoughts are very mazy ; - She hardly knows just what to say—the pretty little daisy. —Harper's Mogazine. THE STORY OF TWO CHRISTMAS EVES. BY ROBERT ULMAR. I. Glendale, most charming of all West- ern hamlets, lay serene and snow-lock- ed in the silver beauty of a dazzling December night. ; Without, Christmas cheer was in the air. The merriest of sleigh-bells echo- ed along the highways, the gayest of costumes flitted here and there on the hill where juvenile Glendale was tobog- ganing; the town stores had festooned fronts of evergreen, and extra illumina- tion showed windows piled high with rare and beantiful souvenirs for the gift-giving season of the year. It wae nine o'clock Christmas Eve, and all was, indeed, well. ihe spell of merriment and happiness unalleyed seemed to have settled down over the lordly mansion, aglow with brilliant lights, just beyond the crest of the hill, and upon the humble wood-cutter’s hut nearer town, alike. A stranger, pass- ing from house to house, and peering in, would have decided that here was the ideal oasis of contentment, joy and virtue amid the dark desert of life. Under the snew-thatched roofs, however, that royal evening of excite- ment and gladness, pictures were weav- ing, soon to join in a coherent series of gcenes upon a broad stage of action. In a cosy room inthe single hotel the place afforded, seated ata table con- taining wines, cigars, and other con- comitants to a social chat, were seated two young men; one dark-featured and with a keen, restless eye that bespoke thirty years of reckless experience in the dark ways of life, the other his junior by half a decade, and having a somewhat tired and dissipated expres- sion on his face. The elder of the two was known as Bruce Herbert, and was a comparative stranger in Glenaale. His companion was Ellis Markham, the son of the oc- cupant of the lordly mansion on the hill, who was reputed to be the closest and wealthiest resident of the village. #1t's no use, Herbert,” the latter was saying. “I tell you I'm in a box. and even the quite liberal cash present my fond and stingy old governor has given me for the holidays won't enable me to bridge over my difficulties. I'm in a terrible strait!” “Sorry. Can't it be helped ?”” mur mured Markham’s companion, bis clear, cold eye in startling constrast to the fiery, irritated face of the other. “No. I have half a mind to cut out and let the explosion come. I can’t stay to face it; disgrace, maybe— prosecution.” “As bad as that?” . Yes” “You'd better make a confidant of me. Markham,” insinuated Herbert, with a crafty smile of mystery. “I've been your friend.” “J know you have.” “And you've stood by me.” “1 have, indeed I have!” replied the younger man with effusion. “No sour grapes for me! and when I found out that it was impossible for me ever to win the love or fortune of my fath- er’s charming ward, Eunice Davenal, why, I not only abandoned the field to you, but, honestly, I've been working like a Trojan to win governor and girl to see your value as a match.” “(ood for you!” murmured Herbert, with brightening eves. “J told the governor who you were— nephew of the great New York bank- er, James Herbert, of your immense bank account, and all that, and, as he is anxious to have Eunice marry, and as she won't have me, I tell you that you are the most eligible person in view; stand an elegant chance to win the prize.” “Oh! he's anxious to marry her off, is he 2” muttered Herbert, contempla- tively stroking his silky mustache. “Yes. You see, according to her father's will, the day she marries the estate is settled, and my father receives a large sum a3 a bequest, only the use of which he now enjoys,and Eunice as- sumes control of her own fortune. It’s a princely one. Way up in the tens of thousands, There is another provision however.” “What's that ?” “If Eunice marries withont my fath- er's consent she forfeits the fortune. But she won't do that. She knows yon are in love with her. T chink she likes you.” “She dcesn’t show it much!” re- marked Herbert, with a dubious shrug of the shoulders. “Oh! all women are coy. You win the governor's good graces at the party to-night. If he favors you, it'sa set- tled tact.” “Thins so!” “ know it I" assured Markham, con- fidently. “He's anxious to get rid of a capricious, self-willed girl and handled his legacy, and she is rired of the old house and restraint. He can marry her at his will, and she is a beggar if she thwarts him. Goinand win.’ “I'll try it; and meantime, old fel- low, just schedule your debts, shady notes, and the like, and I'll drag you out of the mire once mone. You help my love chase; I'll be your friend to the last.” The simple scamp grew enthusiastic in his protestations of gratitude to his liberal friend, as he told Herbert of this and that gambling dect, and shame- facedly of a forged note he had execu- ted to tide over financial distress. “I'll take that up this very hour,” remarked Herbert. “That might make disgcace and trouble. Two hours till the party begins. Of course, you’il be there, and, Markham, old boy, help my cause where you can.” “Trust me! You're the best triend I ever knew!” cried Markham, warmly. “I tell you, Eunice is yours for the asking ?” “Yes unless “Unless what ?”’ “She prefers another.” “Nonsenese | there is no other!” “There was. At the sleighing party last week, she clung to Earnest Blake's company the whole evening.” “Bah! a common mechanicl” “But a mechanic with brains, you must confess that.” “Poor as a church mouse!” “Love laughs at poverty.” “My father hates him—he would never consent to Eunice marrying him. Why, it ain’t worth thinking of.” “J sincerely hope uot,” muttered Herbert as Markham left the room. And then, to himselt, he murmured : “Iferbert, old boy! the affair looks favorable. Old Markham thinks you are a wealthy, respectable young man; the girl may have a fancy for you. must settle the affair to-night, for my money is givinz out. I'll take up that spendtrift’s forged note, and use itas a menace to influence old Markham to favor my suit, if necessary. If I win the girl, I'm fixed for life. Bah! that handsome mechanic, Blake, haunts me. But the girl can’t think of liking him. Why he has scarcely a decent suit of clothes to his back. I wonder if he will be at the party to-night 2? II. Bruce Herbert had stated the truth very nearly, when he drew the compari- gon between honest Ernest Blake's homely attire and his own elegant and fashionable outfit, only he did not tell himself that the one wore the hab 1 iments of honor and industry, the other the livery of evil. In all Glendale no young man stood higher in general estimation than Ern- est Blake. Left an orphan when a boy, he had come to the village, and for five years passed a dreary, monotonous lite at the home of his crotchetty, miser- ly bachelor uncle, who then had a small store in the place, but who was reputed to have a large amount of mon- ey hidden away or in some bank. One day John Blake died. He left a will. ‘By its terms his faithful rela- tive, Ernest, was made sole heir to all he possessed. (Glendale was agog. A month later it marveled, so did Ernest Blake, for not a dollor in money, bonds or yroperty could be found. Either the uncle had no money to leave, or he had secreted it somewhere, and died without revealing its hiding- place. : Inquiries were made, to no avail, at banks,in neighboring towns the records searched, and a quest made through the house, but the missing fortune was not found. Ernest Blake was human, and there- fore disappointed, but he did not sit idly mourning over his badifortune. He was too manly for that. At last, re- alizing that his uncle's bequest was an empty gift, he set aside all the past,and went to work as a mechanic, securing employment in a machine shop. For two years that ended upon the fair Christmas Eve that begins our story, Eruest Blake toiled days and read nights, and tried to become an ex- pert as a mechanical scholar. He had the respect of everybody. Upon that evening, as he stood in his room arranging his homely toilet, he tried to believe that he was beloved,and every thought went out to the pretty ward of James Markham—Eunice Davenal. They had met frequently of late, and [ her eyes had shone 80 kindly into his own that his heart beat fondly at the remembrance of it. “I'll know my fate. I'll speak out like a man if opportunity presents to- night,” murmured Ernest. “Then, if it's no, I can leave Glendale easier. Books are your ruin,” he chided him- self, with a smile, after a glance at some well filled shelves and then at his clothing. “If IT hadn’t given the money for those last volumes, I might have treated myself to a new suit of clothes. I declare, this coat does look a trifle old, and that one——"" Ernest gazed reflectively at a gar- ment lying across a chair. He had taken it from his trunk, where it had lain for years. It was about all he possessed that reminded him of his dead uncle, for it had belonged to him. It bad been John Blake's best coat, and it was of fine broadcloth and little worn, but dreadfully out of date. “TI wear it!” decided Ernest firai- ly. “It's better than the one I have, and who'li know that it isn't mine? 1 declare it fits me like a glove; and, not foppish enough to discern that its antiquity made him loos strange. Er- nest, a few minutes later, set out for the party given in honor of pretty Eunice at the Markham mansion. Gray lights flashed, the elegant struc- ture was aglow with musie, radiance and mirth. Fair girls smiled, hand- some men flirted and danced, and all was a scene of Christmas jolity;and yet one hour after he had arrived, Ernest Blake was about as miserable a being as Glendale had held for many a day. In the first place he had seen his rival, Bruce Herbert, patronized fa- voringly by Mr. Markham. Later, Herbert and Eunice conversed togeth- er in a quiet corner for some time, he earnest, she blushing, and, later still, | the jealous heart of poor Ernest nearly brok -n as Ellis Markham sent out as current rumor that an engagement be- tween Herbert and Miss Davenal was on the tapis. The truth was that old Markham had favored Herbert's suit, but his pre- cious son’s insinuation was a little pre- mature, for Herbert had asked Eunice Davenal to become his wife, and she had answered him flatly, “No!” This, however, the miserable Ernest did not know, and when he saw Mr. Markham talking earnestly to Eunice, he decided that they were discussing love were broken. Worst of all, some young fops were set upon Ernest by the malicious Ellis Markham, to make fun of his coat. They got near him, hinted, laughed, joked, and Ernest, overcome with hu- miliation and rage, beat a retreat to the conservatory, wishing the old-fashion- ed garment at the bottom of the sea. He was boiling with chagrin and jealousy. He decided to leave the house at once, never t) return, never again to look upon the tace of the fair and fickle girl he loved. “Ennice!” “Krnest—DMr. Blake!” The meeting at a retired seat in the conservatory was quite unexpected by either of the twain. Eunice, pale and anxious-looking, rather evaded the sad, searching glance of the yonng mechanic. “J—I—you must excuse me for not seeking vou out and introducing vou,’ said Eunice, “but I have been to en gaged by my duties as hostess. Come, I will find you a partner for the next waltz.” “I beg not!” replied Ernest. almost sternly. “I have come to say good- night and good-by, Miss Davenal.” Eunice started, and an eager glow came into her face. “Good-by ?” she repeated, in a little gasp of surprise. “You are not going away ?" “Yes, Miss Davenal.” “To leave Glendale 2 “To-morrow. I have better opportu- nities for work at Ironton, and—aund hardly think I could bear to remain to congratulate vou as Mrs. Bruce Her bert I” he blurted out desperately. “Mr. Blake, do you mean to tell me that the false story that I am engaged " “False ?" “Yes! “You have not promised to wed him ?” “I refused the honor an hour since. You have misjudged me. Oh, I am a wretched, miserable girl I” She broke down utterly, in tears, upon his shoulder. As if a load of iron had been removed from his heart, Er- nest Blake tock her hands in his own. She was persecuted, unhappy ! They were trying to worry her into a distast- ful marriage ; and then the whole sto- ry came out, supplemented by a fer vent avowal of love from the young me- chanic that wasas eloquent as a refrain of poesy. The old coat was a royal garment now—the jeers of jibers fell flat as from a coat of mail, as, at midnight, Ernest Blake and blushing Eunice stood be- fore Mr. Markham ia the library. “My consent ?”’ gasped the astonish- led guardian—‘you two wed! Never! | I refuse!” | “I love him—I shall become his wife,” said Kunice, gently but firmly. i “Then you forfeit every dollar of the engagement, and that his hopes of your farther's fortune!” cried Mark- ham, furiously. “So be it!” came the calm response. “The love of an honest heart ontweichs all the gold in the world.” Til. Another Christmas Eve three years later and Glendale is set in its frame of pearls and diamonds, lovely as ever. hill is dark and gloomy, and broken sash and swinging doors tell that it is given over to the owl and bat. Changs have come. story brief and tragic at the village inn. Bruce Herbert, adventurer and forg- | er, known in his true character, is the inmate of a prison for a term of years. Ellis Markham is a fugitive from jus- tice in far-away Australia, squandering half his father's fortune stolen the day | the covetous Markham took it as his | right from his selt-willed ward. "And he, James Markham? They will tell you at the village that he speculated, lost, and roined utterly, his own and the Davenal wealth gone, has become a paupr and a homeless wan- | derer. In a quaint, humble cottage at Iron- ton, this fourth Christmas Eve of our story, sit Ernest Blake and the faith- ful wife who sacrificed fortune to share his love. and, although comfortably the twain’s appearance betoken limited means. Gloom seems to haunt the homely Learth, for there is a shadow on Ern- est’s brow. is bitter. “Oh, Eunice, it is hard after so much of struggle and deprivation !” “Never mind, we are young and brave!” replies Eunice, “Yon staked all on you patent, and had the idea stolen from you to enrich a stranger. Well, you can go back to the shop and 1 can sew, and what is a little poverty when love—love—love is ours!” “You loyal friend and wife!” cried Ernest impulsively. “Oh, how I have reproached myselt for taking you from a howe of luxury and wealth to share my troubles and distress, dnd yet you glory in it!” “Yes! it is rarest happiness to have vou. Come, dear Ernest, this is Christ- mas Eve, the happiest of my life, for you are here. Would you exchange this with all is uncertainty, for the hour three yearsago when jealousy nearly brokeboth our hearts ?" . “No, no! Oh, I am wicked to com- plain. You shame my manhood. You are braver than I. Ah! the larder is not quite empty, and I can securc|work to replenish it soon.” So the cloud passed, and the evening meal, dainty as ever, if not as varied, goes by with loving, cheerful talk. “Who is that 2” There came a knock at the door. Then a moan and the sound ofa lieavy object falling against it. Ernest hastens to open the door. miserable, ragged form falls in, “Eunice! look!” “Merey! it is 3? “Your old guardian, James Mark- ham!” Yes, it is he, indeed, but no recogni- tion showed in his drooping eyes as they lifted his halffrozen form to a chair near the fire. He acted like one in a daze as they removed his snow-clogged shoes and coat. “Put that on. He is shivering with the cold,” said Eunice, as she handed her husband a coat. The coat! the same garment that had known such a history years agone. Ernest Blake wonders if there is not some fate in all this as he thinks of it, and throws the coat of his dead uncle over James Markham’s shivering shoulders. ; “Eh? Where am I? They told me the Blakes—you have sheltered me. Forgive! forgive! forgive!” Husband and wife stand watching Markham pityingly, as, realizing his situation, he begins to mutter and driv- el and tell the story of his wicked life. He has found them ; he bitterly ac- cuses himself of having wronged them; he wishes shelter until morning, and then—over the hills to the poor house —to die! It is not in their hearts to reproach him, so miserable is he, so wretched the awards of the fortune he had ap- propriated. In trying to rise he fell forward. In trying to lift him up, Ernest Blake tears the sleeve nearly out of the old coat. Then they make him a comfortable hed on the floor near the fire, and Eu- nice sat down to mend the torn gar- ment. “Ah, what is wealth to that broken lif> now ?”’ “Funice, Funice, T will never com- plain again!” murmurs Ernest, as he realizes the true blessings of a home and peace and iove. “Ernest!” With a little scream Bunice draws the sleeve of the coat nearer the light. “What is it, Eunice ?" “Something sewed in here.” “A paper?’ “Yes . “In my uncle's coat?" They brin: it to view a minute later. And then at last the secret of John Blake's missing wealth is revealed. There, in the coat, he had sewed the paper years before, and as Ernest Blake reads it he knows that in his darkest hour of need aid has come, Forthe paper is a document certify- ing that some forty thousand dollars is deposited in a city bank, and it is all his, £8 heir to his dead uncle! They conld scarcely believe that such cood fortune had come to them. A meet. “Ernest, has the elond lifted at last?” murmurs Eunice, through her happy rears. “At last and forever. For —for that, and the good it may do others.’ ” ! Markham than he had been Ouly the royal old mansion on the’ They tell the : i sympathy with the “Paupers!'” he mutters, and his tone | brightly. | cluster around these sacred evergreens, Christmas-tree | They | saze at it, they study it, then their eyes | your | dear sake only do I crave this wealth Poverty has tried them, and they know now tue true value of riches, They seek no more pretentions place than the humble cottage to celebrate their gladsome Christmas; for love is there, and they can wait for time to dictate the future enjoyment of their strange fortune. They were more charitable to James to them and provided for his declining days, and when Christmas reenrs those two devoted hearts look back to the one when poverty tested their mutual love and found that both had hearts of gold. LL ERR Pleasant Memories. Christmas as it Was Celebrated in Ve Olden Time. Taking us back to the days of hawk {and hound ; of the ingle-nook, where {the Yule logs blazed and the boar’s | head crowned the feast. what a won- derful charm hangs about these “old times.” Is it that they were really happier, or only the mellow light that softens and beautifies every thing in a | backward glance? Very pretty are | the pictures of high-t orn dames caught under the mistletoe bough. We can hear the laugh and the merry jest, and | d, 1 list to the olden tale. Those were the De : y a davs when. The rooms ave very plainly furnished, | ~*~ dressed, | «A Christmas gambol oft would cheer A poor man’s heart through haifa year.” Tradition is so rich in material that one must look hard or the lubyrinthine mazes of the antiquarian will swallow him up, and shut him away from any gene ral reader. Whence arose the custom of decking with greens the wise ones do not seem to be quite clear, but the practice was undoubtedly of very ancient date, and almost universal. Poetry and romance where woodland spirits were supposed to dweil, and volumes could be written upon this most engaging theme. The mistletoe, “scorning the sordid soil,” was held to be especially sacred when found upon the oak, its mysterious ori- gin adding to its importance and sanc- tity. HKven the name, mistletoe, has a lingering and musical charm that cuils up a host of old-time memories, and in spite of ourselves we wonder away to the enchanted halls and the castles of the past. According to some botanists the name was of Celtic origin, and comes from the word Muwsogl, meaning moss; others say it is from the Icelandic Mistilicin, signifying a slender twig. The family of the mistletoe is large, numbering several hundred, the researches of mod- ern botanists having added a good ‘many ; but the one dear to our hearts is the mistletoe of old England, the viscum album, with its tender greenish blossoms and its white waxy berries. The birds are said to be very fond of these berries, which have such a viscous quality that they are apt to adhere to the bills of the little creatures, until to be rid of the encumbrance they persist- ently strike them upon the barks of trees, and thereby plant the seed in- definitely. : The holly and the bay, the ivy and the laurel, all offered protection to the sylvan deities, and kept alive the fanci- ful myth that these elusive spirits re- paired to houses so decked, and remained till frost and snow gave place to sun- shine and blossoming fields. Around the Yule-log, anciently called a “Yule-clog” or “Christmas-block,” many were the merry-makings in honor of the festive day, and many were the quaint observances and customs, now forgotten, or only known in the pages of the old chroniclers. In the north of England we read that the servants in the farm-houses were allowed ale at their meals while the Yule-log continued to burn, and it is hardly necessary to add that the log was of respectable size. In fact, they ave spoken of again as ‘great trees,” and much emphasis was placed upon the huge blazing fires. which were al- ways lighted upon Christmas Eve, with much parade and ceremony. Then ensued days of feasting and frolie, often stretching into weeks, where the wassail bow! went round and master and servant sat side by side. “The neir with foses in his shoes That night might village partner choose.” Some old writer informs us that “the boar’s head soused was anciently the first dish on Christmas Day, and was carried up to the principal table in the hall with great state and solemnity.” A carol was sung during the progress, and mention is made of “brawn,” “mustard,” and “malmsey !” Following this appetizer comes such an array of good things as would make anybody envious only for the memory of our own plum puddings and mince pies and our own ninteenth-century triumphs in the way of cookery. Among the games that enlivened the feast was one where a mimic dragon passed a bow! of roasted apples, covered by flaming spirits,among the guests. Whoever failed to take an apple with his fingers came under some kind of a penalty, and herein lay the sport of “Shapdragon.” Times have changed, and although the spirit of Christmas Day remains, its expression takes different form, and the tree, loaded with its exchange of loving gifts, stands foremost as the crowning feature of modern observance. To even speak of the Christmas-tree calls up such a host of German superstitions, and all the beautiful stories of Christ-child, that it is hard to pass tham by and only touch upon this most interesting and fruitful theme. Year after year, in paiace and cot, in the broad ways of fashion and in famines squalid lanes, comes thesweet influence. The German children see the Christ-child everywhere at Christmas time, and St. Nicholas is the bearer of his good gifts. A German is a very resplendent and glittering affair. The gifts are not hung upon its branches, but instead, innumerable tiny candles and colored lanterns, the whole made still more brilliant by intertwining gold and silver threads, which the little ones eagerly grasp and sacredly hold, as hair of the blessed Christ-child. Somewhere it is said that Old Eng- land, associated as it is in all our minds with the essence of Christmas merry making, knew nothing of a Christmas- | tree until Queen Victoria interduced it for the pleasure of her own children.— Elizabeth A. Davis,in N. Y. Observer. | nations. Si Be NE AIT STC TE TT Christmas, THE observation of Christmas as a festival is well nigh universal among the so called Christian nations. ln the United States within the memory of a generation, 1t has come into ich prominence, so that even the descep- dants of the Puritan:, who like the Scotch Presbyterians regarded the ve- cognition of the day as partaking of the nature of idol worsiaip, have come to celebrate it both in is religions and social aspects, The general mananer of its obs n ‘all “in America is the result of the blending of thie customs of various European The mstitution of the Chriss- mas tree, the oi » of precents, and the | legends of Si. Nicholas. Kriss Krinkle,or Kiaus., tocether with the hanging of the stockings on Christmas eve, and | other atten ceremonies associated with these lecends, we derive from the Germans and Dutch, anny whose des- cendants in the w World these cns- toms long existed before they were in- 'corporated in their presents modified | form in the general manners of the community. » custom of the Christ mas dinner is an inheritance from Olid | England, as are many of the games, sports and pastimes in the line of public rand private entertainments that aie common at this season. The European | customs in connection with Christinas are readily traced back to old Roman, Saxon, Druidieal, or other religious and social eeremonials of the ancient ancesg- try. Thus the Engiish enstoms in re- gard to the mistletoe ard the yule log are survivals of old British rites practiced by the Druids, and the boisterous fun and license allowed in many of the eon- tinental European countries in connec- tion with the Christinas holidays, have been claimed by scholars to be directly descended from the Roman Saturnalia, or those of ancient German and Norse mythologies, No matter what may be the opinions of individual critics as to the symbolic and commemorative character of Christ- mas as a religious holiday, the fact that it has come to represent heneficence, good will, helpfulness, sympathy, and a host of social virtues, which are incul- cated in a very vital manner by the customs of the day, has tended to dis- arm ecaptious objections. Men of all creeds and of no creed unite in the co-operative social sympathy and help- fulness that seems at this season to pre- vade the air, and the indulgence of small, mean, and selfish traits of charac- ter in the social sense, is rebuked by the very condition of the vitalized and elec- trified social atmosphere. EAI CAR TS TT He Paid the Bills, i sant One of the Drawbacks to a Merry Chirist- mas—Mr. Rocks’ Experience. Old Mr. Lot O. Rocks on a certain Christmas morning was the happiest man in three counties. A richly-up- holstered, hand-embroidered, silver-tas- seled dressing-gown hung over his easy chair, with an affectionate note from mamma. A da zling diamond stud twisted the sun’s rays out of shape on the dresser and threw a light blue, gleam on a card: “To dearest papa from his lovingest daughter.” A gold repeater on the mantel ticked so hard it almost knocked a hole in the wall, and a pretty card told him it was from an- other Miss Rocks. Slippers and neck- ties, suspenders and handkerchiefs, smoking-caps and cigar holders were al- so stacked up in one corner of the room. Old Rocks smothered himself in his new gown and an excess of sentiment for two days. He smoked himself blind and employed a night watchman to protect his jewelry. He was a very proud man—proud of himself, proud of an affectionate family that was proud of him. He lavished presents on his loving wife and tender-hearted daughters. Such an unbounded display of affection must be rewarded a hundred-fold, thought old Rocks. He did not leave a wish or a want of his dutiful family go unheeded. Old Rocks was made thrice happy. Early the following day a district messenger boy called with a small bill for a pair of slippers. Old Mr. Rocks smiled in a feverish sort of a way. An hour later the haberdasher sent in a bill for ties, suspenders and other bric-a-brac. At noon the tailor’s messenger carried up an account for a dressing gown and cap. But old Rocks paid and paid un- til the jeweler’s diamond and watch statement reached his office. Then the old man flew into a passion—§91 3.26 was more than he would stand. He could have bought everything for half his affectionate family had paid for it, he declared, and threatened to pitch the messenger into the street. But the jeweler notified Mr. Rocks that the bad- debt wagon would call at his residence next morning if he did not pay his honest debts, and the old man settled.— Chicago News. Christinas Chuckles. The dade as usual hung up his watch. Christmas is the only real holiday in the whole year. The nupitial necktie. It’s far pleasanter to stand under the mistletoe than over a gouty toe. The Christmastree is very polite~it is full of boughs and is usually spruce. A Christmas bill of fare in the South possum gnd tater, peach and honey. Under the mistletoe at Christmas is like Gloucester harbor—a great place for smacks. Charity covers a muititude of sins but it cannot cover all that are committed in the name of Christmas. Why is it written Xmas ?’’ asked one little boy of another. I guess be- cause it takes an X tolbuy ma’sipresents. After a man has been out all ngiht and has a head twice the natural, size it seems a mockery to wish him a merry Christmas. : knot—A husband’s ——Rhumatismis undoubably caused by lactid acid in the blood. This acid attacks the fibrous tissues, and causes pains, and aches in the back, shoulders, knees, ankles, hips, ard wrists. Thou- sands of people have found in Hood's Sarsaparilla a positive cure for rhuma- tism. This medicine, by its purefying action, neutralizes the acidity of the ' blood, and also builds up and strength- ens the whole body.