Bellefonte, Pa., December 6, 1889. ‘COMING BACK. They say if our beloved ‘dead £hould seek the old, familiar place, Some stranger would be there instead, And they would find no welcome face. 1 cannot tell how it might be In other homes, but this 1 know— Could my lost darling come to me, That she would never find it so. Oftimes the flowers have come and gone, Qftimes the winter winds have blown; The while her peaceful rest went on, And I learued to live alone; Have slowly learned. from day to day, Jn all life's tasks to bear my part, Rutwhether grave or whether gay I hide her memory in my heart. Fond, faithful love has blessed my way, And friends are round me,true and tried ; They have their place, but hers to-day Is empty as the day she died. How would I spring with bated breath, And joy too deep for word or sign, To take my darling home trom death And once again o eall her mine. I dare not dream the blissful dream, Jt fills my heart with wild unrest, Where yonder cold; white marbles gleam, ‘She still must slumber, God knows best. TR —— MATTY’S COURTSHIP. Things Were Mired at First, All Turned Out Well. But The picnic at Allen's Corners was over. (Rather prematurely over, per- haps, on account of ‘a tremendous thunder-storm, accompanied by a tor- nado-like gust .of wind and jagged streaks of blue lightning, that seemed to bury themselves in the ground. Horses and vehicles were brought hur- riedly to the edge of the platform ; the young people dispersed like a flock of sheep in various directions. “I don’t care,” said Frank Warren, speaking between his teeth. “I wasn't having such a particularly pleasant time. Matty Vail was behaving very badly.” Sie “It doesn’t make much difference to me,” said Miss Vail, with a toss of her curly head. “I've danced all 1 wanted to, and Frank Warren has been glaring at ‘me like a Bluebeard the whole time. Such impudence, indeed ! And me riot regularly engaged to him, after all. One thing is quite certain, I never shall be, now! And as for riding all the way home to Daisyville with him to-night, I won't do it. There's that little girl from the city; I’ll just put her in my place. Her shoes are dreadfully thin, and she has no umbrella. She'll be glad of a chance toride. And I'll go with Har- ry Dix or Sam Pratt?” “Oh, Mat!” cried Miss Dillon, Mat- ty’s chief contidante and bosom friend, “what will he say?” “What he pleases—when he finds it out,” So, when Mr. Warren's handsome black horse was led up, shying and rearing in the uncertain glimmer of the lanterns and the flash of lightuing, Matilda Howitt found herself, she scarcely knew how, in the seat beside the handsome young farmer. She sat quite silent, wondering if it was im- proper to ride kome with a gentleman to whom she had been formally intro- duced, and trembling,ever and anon, at the storm and ber unwonted compan ionship, and the wild speed of “Black Douglas,” as hefiew along the pitch- dark, dripping reads. “Are you trightened?” Mr. Warren asked, in a low voice, when they had gone a little way. “N-ot much!” faltered Matilda; and then she trembled more than ever, as an arm crept, slowly but surely, around her waist. But what was she to do. There was no back to the seat —and there was danger of her being jerked out, in one of those sudden curves. “Don’t be afraid,” soothed Warren. “You know you are safe with me—in spite of everything 1” “Y-e-es,” murmured Matilda How- itt. “Matty I” She was silent. This growing inti- macy was beginning to ve appalling. “Matty !"" accompanied with a gen- tle pressure of the encircling arm. “Don’t be cross with me, Matty. You know how much I love you, my own one!” “Qh, gracious me?” thought Miss Hewitt, “what will he besaying next?” “You will promise me to ‘be my wife, Matty? It may seem sudden, but— Whoa, you villain !” For “Black Douglas” had given a tremendous sideways jump, and re- quired all his master’s will and energy to subdue him; and by the time they had reached the Vail farm house, Matilda Ifowitt found herself engaged, by implication, to a young man she never had seen before in her life until that day. She jumped out, and ran quickly in- tothe house. Mrs. Vail met her in ithe hall. “Where's Matty ?” she cried. “Wha are you?” “I'm Matilda Howitt,” said the girl. “I'm here because he left me. I—I don’t quite know; but the horse be- haved so badly, and the place where I board is three miles beyond the swamp. Please, can’t I stay all night 2” “Why of course,” said Mrs. Vail “You're the city school ma'am, ain't you, that boards to Widow Dunkley’s ? Come in, and sit down and dry your clothes. Dreadful shower, ain't it? 1 do wish our Matty was safeat home!” All this was very unconve: tional. But, then, thought little Miss Howitt, | country life is unconventional. In New York it would have taken 2+ month, at the very least, for a young man to screw himself up to the proposing point. Did she love this man well enough to marry him? Well she was not al- | together certain of that. But he was | certainly very handsome, and her Leart gave not an altogether unpleas- ant jump when she remembered that . gentle pressure around her waist. If this was love But there the current of ber reflec- tions was interrupted by the arrival of Matty Vail herself—“Martha Alida” was her christened named—in the company of Mr. Sam Pratt, a dashing cavalier of another village. “It’s not late,” said Sam. “Can't I come in? Just for a little while.” “Nonsense, Sam,” said the belle. “Oh, now, Marty!” “Nonsense, I say.’, And Miss Vail shut the door in Mr. Pratt's face with a laugh. “He's not half so pleasant as Frank, after all,” said Matty to herself; and then followed an interview with her unexpected guest. “How nice” cried Matty. “We can sleep together, and talk everything over, can’t we? Oh, no, ma, I'm not wet much, and youn needn’t have saved tea for us. We had a lovely supper in the woods. “Oh 1” ered Matilda ITowitt, clasp- ing Miss Vail’s hand, “I've so much to tell you!” Matty’s eyes sparkled. “What did he say?” “T° tell vou after the lamp is out,” said Miss Howitt hanging down her head. “You don’t mean —— “Yes, I do,” whispered Miss How- itt. “He really and actually did——pro- pose I"? “Nonsense!” said Matty Vail, biting her lip. “You must have misunder- stood him.” “Misunderstood, indeed !”” retorted Miss Howitt. “I'm sure he spoke plain enough.” “But you wouldn't accept a man who was caug 1t in such a trap as that?” “A tra, 77 stammered Miss Howitt. “Yes—of course. He thought it was me.” “Do you suppose he did?” (in falter- ing accents.) “There can’t be a doubt about it.” “Then, of course, there's an end of this matter,” said Matilda, with a little quiver in her voice. “But you tell me just what he said ?” “No; I certainly shall not betray his confidence.” “Confidence, indeed!” flashed ont Matty Vail. “A pretty confidence ! but do tell me just for the jose of the matter” Matilda was silent. no joke. “I'd have you know that I have had a proposal, too,” added Matty, brush- ing out her luxuriant blonde tressess. “That ridiculous Pratt. Of course, I only put him off. Ido think all men are crazy |” Matilda Howitt made no answer, but she shed a few silent bitter tears after she was in bed. The sensation of be- ing engaged was very pleasant. It was a pity that it had been so brief! “As good as engaged to Matty Vail, are you ?”’ said Mr. Warren, who had met Sam Pratt at the post-office next day. “May I ask when this happen- ed?” . “Last night coming home from the picnic.” “As it happened, she came home with me” said Warren. Sam Pratt rubbed his hands gleeful- 1: Yuan that was a joke, old fellow,” said he. “You brought home the lit- tle New York school teacher, who boards at Ma'am Dunkley’'s! Matty Vail managed all that. You don’c mean to say you never found out? I tell yon, Mat and I had a good laugh over it going home.” Frank Warren. set his teeth tightly together. The girl who could enjoy “a good laugh” with Sam Pratt over such a practical joke as this was rap- idly losing caste in his estimation. “I congratulate you,” said he,some- what bitterly. “Knew you'd be pleased, old fellow,” said Sam, smiling broadly. “But they tell me the school-teacher takes it terribly hard. Cried all night. Went home before daylight on foot, all the way to the swamp. Thought that you were dead in love with her. Didn't like the idea of its being a putup job.” Frank Warren turned upon him with a sudden flash in his eyes. “And who told you,” said he “that it was a pat up job?” “Eh?” Sam’s gooseberry colored orbs dilated with surprise. “You don’t tell me ¥ Frank Warren went straight to the Widow Dunkley’s, and asked for Miss Howitt. Matty came to him with cheeks unnaturally red, and a restless sparkle in her dark gray eyes. “T—T am very sorry.’she began. “Sorry for what ? Not that I asked you to be my wife, I hope” said the young man cheerily. She was not as pretty as Matty Vail, he thought, but she was dainty and delicate, like a violet blossoming in the shade. “But you didn’t mean it?” she fal- tered. “I am not in the habit of saying what I don’t mean. I am here to con- firm my last night's words. Will you confirm vours, Miss Howitt ? “But I know so little of you, Mr. Warren.” “That's a disability which can easi- ly be remedied by time. Won't you trust me, Matty ?”" and he held out his hand. And she decided to trust him. The village belle was discomfitted beyond measure when she heard that her practical joke had turned into re- ality. For, in her secret heart, she had loved Frank Warren as much as it was in her to love anybody. “Engaged to you, indeed,” she cried to Sam Pratt, with blazing eyes. “How dare you to say such a thing? I wouldn’t marry vou if there wasn't an- other man in the world!” And Mr. Pratt departed, inconsol- | able. As for Mr. Warren, he never had | cause to repent his sudden resolve. Matilda Howitt made him the best of | gentle little wives. “Although it was rather unconven- tional, that wooing of yours, Frank,” 1 To her it was “Now, wasn’t it!” “Well, rather so, I must admit.” said the young husband. “However, Matty, all's well that ends well, you know.’ And Matty Vail's practical joke has ended in a fine prospect of her being an old maid at last.—Amy Randolph, in N. Y. Ledger. said she. Saved By A Match. Awful Plight of Two Prospectors in a Blizzard. they enjoyed a substanial meal, and after bucking snow a whole afterr.oon they succeeded in getting off the flat- tops. Their awful experience they never will forget, and they are firmly con- vinced that a match saved their lives. Harrison's Civil Service Sham, WasHINGTON, November 20.—Day by day the hypocrisy of the Harrison administration in regard to civil service is being disclosed. It is reported that the president will attempt to keep up the deception in his forthcoming message, but his protestations will not hoodwink The most trivial circumstances some- times changes, the entire current of a man’s life, and often the lives of men are saved by the merest chance. Two gentlemen in Leadville, Col., know how true this is, as one of them was saved from a horrible death by a match. by themselves, happened in the follow- ing manner : One summer they concluded to devote the whole of their attention to prospect- ing, and started, with pack-animuls, for a section of country in Garfield County that was at the time creating consider able comment among miningmen. They leftthe city at the beginning of summer, well equipped with ail the [necessaries required by prospectors. action was reached without incident worthy of any special mention, except, perhaps, the loss of one of their pack animals which Grand River while fording. They had the usukl experience that prospectors have, and also the usual amount of trouble with their pack animals. After the first week they got used to all the petty annoyances and took them, ina matter of-fact manner.. Atter spend- ing six weeks in the new country they left, as they found nothing to suit them and, like a great many new countries, it proved to te a fizzle, and the mineral that was reported to be in large quanti- ties has, as yet, never been discovered. The two prospectors, on learning of the new fields, went in a westerly direction and thoroughly looked the country over. Several good prospects were struck and the work done on them. It was now the middle of October, and they con- cluded that it was time to return home. The jacks were packed, and they started across country for home. The route that they laid out took them over the flat-tops, as it was the nearest road to Leadville. . The third .day out they saw that a storm was brewing, and not wishing to be caught on tue flat-tops, they rushed their animals through, but night came before they reached a valley, and they were obliged to camp on the high ground. Everything was made snug for the nicht, and wishing that the storm would blow over they rapped themselves in their blankets and laid down to rest. About midnight they were awakened from their sleep by the howling of the wind, which whistled through the trees under which they amped. The heavens were black, and the two men knew the storm would soon descend. They had not long to wait before the first flake of snow fell, and the storm broke with terrific force. Noone who has never spent a night an the flat-tons during asnow-stormecan form any idea of the fearful velocity at which the wind travels, and how dreary and lonesome the surrounding country be- comes. The two men were by this time thoroughly aroused to the danger of their position, and longed for day- light to appear. By this time the snow was falling thickly, and was being whirled hither and thither by the ever- changing wind. Morning at last dawned, and they started out in search of their animals in the face of the awful blizzard determined to leave the country at all hazards. The progress was slow, as the snow had drifted heavily, and when they came to where they had turn- ed their horses loose the previous even- ing, the animals had left. When the storm started the stock started before it, and the time the pros- pectors reached where they should have been, the animals were some miles away. The men kept on trailing them, and, when evening was approaching they were nearly played out, and made up their minds to camp. It was a long and weary tramp, and when half the distance was traveled they had to give it up, and made camp for the night under a shel- tering pine tree. One of the men was completely played out and could not go a step further, and, although it was bit- terly cold when the spot to camp was selected, he stretched himself out on the ground thoroughly exhausted and cared not whether he died or lived. His com- panicn, being stronger, started to get some wood tegether, and encouraged his compnnion with cheering words. He knew that if he did not get a fire started pretty soon his partner would freeze to death. Tt did not take long to collect the firewood, cut some shavings and have everything in readiness to start the fire. He put his hand in his pocket, when to his horror the match-safe was gone. Every pocket was searched, but not ‘a match could he find. He rifled the pockets of his friend with the same re- sult, The realization of the awful po- tition he was placed in struck him, and he knew that without a fire certain death stared his companion in the face, if not himself. Once more he searched, and, to his joy, found one solitary match in his vest-pocket. The wind was still blowing and snow drifting. Would he succeed in kindling the fire? was the question he asked himself. Under a fallen log he found some dry withered grass and twigs, which he care- fully put in bis hat ; he whittled some more shavings, procured more small twigs, and with a prayer on his lips knelt down, lit the match, applied it to the grass, saw it suddenly blaze up and as suddenly go out; but before it did one of the shavings had ignited, the flame extended to the rest and to the twigs. When they blazed up he knew that they were saved. Logs were piled on, and the hardy prospector turned his attention to his friend, whom he lifted up and carried to the fire. The warmth soon revived him, and all that dreary night the two sat befora the fire, every now and again throwing a fresh log on, afraid to sleep for fear of being frozen. When morning came the strom had passed, and they started out after their { stock, which, fortunately for them, they found not far from their improvised | beaten. cabin, The circumstance, as related The scene of | was drowned on the | { anybody unless it is himself. But there i is room for reform, as hundreds of ap- pointments already made are simply dis- | graceful. To show this it is only neces- | sary to glance at Harrison’s own State, | [ndiana, where it may be presumed that | officeseekers than elsewhere. | his appointments ave exconviets, indict- led thieves, bawdy house keepers, scam ps | and scalawags of every description. | . ese rotten an sorac . ) ; Th d disgraceful Indiana Shant 4 wack an. batt wis eet ont : : ; ) { last Friday TOC at either the | tain contingency of the campaign that | 7 AROMA iene At one time in the | appointments are explained by a cer- | elected Harrison. contest it looked as if he was going to | Jose his own State. In great haste all the Republican workers in the State were called to Indianapolis to meet Har- rison, Huston, New, Michener and "others. The presidential candidate { came before the meeting with tears in his eyes and in a pathetic way told his hear- ers of the danger and made them under- stand that it was to their interest as well as his own that they should bestir them- selves. County chairmen were told to go home, raise all the money they could and make desperate eflorts to carry the ticket through. In the event of success they were to have the control of the patronage in their respective counties. Carrying out this policy, every govern- ment oflice in the State was literally sold, and there was not a crossroads postoffice that was not provided for in this way. After the election the promised ben- ificiaries were in high glee, but some of them have been disappointed. Almost the first appointment in Indiana was that of a man who had bought goods of son-in-law McKee, he being pre- ferred to one who had contributed to the campaign fund. In Lawrence county one William Erwin had contri- buted $200 to the campaign with the understanding that he was to be post- master of Bedford. After the election Colonel Robinson, an old friend of Har- rison, became a candidate, and itis be- lieved that he has been promised the lice. In the same county John L. Don gave $250, for which his broth- er George was to be made postmaster at Mitchell. After the election one Woods turned up claiming thai he had given $200 for the same place. A partial compromise was effected by Wouds agreeing to pay back the $250 to Dod- son when the former gotthe office. Some of Harrison’s appointments are disgraceful almost beyond belief. A man named Moore, a postoffize clerk at Indianapolis, was removed by the Dem- ocratic postmaster because he kept a gambling house. The present postmas- ter, Wallace, a Harrison appointee, has restored him to duty. Ben Bagely, a negro, convicted of the ruin of a young girl, has been appointed a mail carrier by Postmaster Wallace. Another ap- pointment is that of Ambrose Hamlin to be a letter carrier. He was arrested for the betrayal of a fifteen-year-old girl, and only escaped pumshment by the payment of a large sum of money by his father. Harry McFarland, of Indianapolis, was appointed assistant foreman of the press room of the govern- ment printing office. He has been no- torious in Indianapolis for years as the husband ot Mattie Douglass, the keeper of the most notorious bawdy house at the Hoosier capital. A Captain Johnson, formerly an In- dianapolis bartender, has recently got a nice, soft place in the treasury depart- ment here. He was arrested some years ago for the murder of a young physi- cian, but was acquitted on a technicali- ty, although many believe him guilty. For many years he drew a pension for daisability which it was discovered he had before the war. The pension was cut off, but since his appointment Blocks-of-Five Dudley has had him re- stored to the pension roll and secured for him $1600 back pay. Eli C. Homaday has been appointed timber agent. He is a most notorious man, having associated with a low wom- an named Fanny Bates in the operation of a disorderly house in Terra Haute known as “Long Branch.” He sue- ceeded in swindling an old farmer of Hau ilton out of several thousand dol- lars. For this he is still under indict- ment in Hamilton county. Dan Rans- dell, Marshal of the District of Colum- bia, has appointed his younger brother toa position. The latter was convicted of robbing the mails, but was saved from the penitentiary by a purdon from President Arthur, secured by Senator Harrison. Young Ransdell gave as an excuse for his knavery that he was keep- ing a woman and his salary was not sufficient to support her. A man named Rochester F. Robb has been appointed a chief of division in the Teasury department at a salary of $2200 a year by Treasurer Huston. Some years ago, while Robh was a Bee Line ticket acent at Terre Haute, he embezzled $800, and had a narrow escape from the penitentiary. Soon after- ward, Robb turned up at St. Lonis, and Colonel Ford, now general passenger agent of the him an uptown Iron Mountain road. months he stole over $1500, Colonel Ford had to pay. He gets his present appointment as a reward for some dirty political work last fall. These are but samples of the kind of men that have been appointed to office in Indiana and from Indiana. It would be unjust to Indianians to assume that the appointments made in that State are any worse than those made in other States. Therefore the civil service appointments made by Harrison as a whole ought to be judged by those of Indiana. i i ————— i | { | ArrLE CREAM.—-Six large apples; stew and mash them to a pulp. When cold add the whites of six egrs will Add five spoons of sugar, stir On returning to their first camp ' until creamy, and flavor to taste. | he knows more of the personality of | Among | Pennsylvania lines, got | ticket office for the; In less than three which | Animal Babies in the Philadelphia Zoo. Philadelphia Record. Probably the proudest creature in the Zoological Garden is Bob, leopard, who is now enjoying his first taste of the pleasures of paternity, and the fashion in which he displays his joy at the sight of his two tiny infant children is one of the most amusing sights to be seen in the Garden ‘ust now. The large cage in the lion-house where Mr. and Mrs. Bob reside is divided by a partition of iron bars, and husband and wife occupy separate quarters. In Mrs. Bob’s apart- ment an opening in the floor communi- cates with a nest underneath, where the lady of the family and her two children spend most of their time ina bed of hay. Bob himself is exiled to the other apart- ment of the cage for the time being, much to his surprise and disgust, as he is manifestly of the opinion that a father should be entitled to the society of his wife and children at all times. PAPA BOB WAS VERY ANXIOUS. The two little leopards were born mother or her offspring were seen. But meanwhile the kitten-like squealing that came from the nest made it known to the keepers that there were some small specimens of ithe leopard family there. During all thedays of waiting Bob displayed the greatest anxiety and curiosity concerning his absent wife and the strange sounds that came from the nest. He climbed to the top of his cage and peered down into the hole ; he sat for hours upon the shelf in his cage with his eyes riveted upon the nest, and in all his antics he kept a sharp watch upon the adjoining cage. Bob is about five years old, having been in the Garden since he was a mere kitten. His wife is ten years his senior. The twins just born are their first children. FIRST GLIMPSE AT HIS CHILDREN. While Bob was perched upon his’ shelf lust Friday afternoon, gazing in- tently at the opening over the nest, Mrs, Bob’sgraceful head and neck appeared cautiously above the floor. She bowed to herspouse, who stretched out his claws and swished his long tail violently. She then disappeared. A moment later her head again appeared, and this time a tiny spotted cub was between her jaws. Bob expressed his astonishment and de- light by a mighty bound that took him to the end of his eaze, where he rolled over and over, and then clambered to the top of his cage to let himself drop upon the plank with a tremendous whack. Antics of this sort were con- tinued for half an hour, Mrs. Bob meanwhile slipping back into her nest and reappearing with another leopard kitten to show to her lord and master. Then she retired for the day, and it was not until Saturday afternoon that she gave Bob another glimpse of the little ones. The young father is distracted with joy and pride, and cuts up the queerest antics that have ever been seen in the Garden. When tired of his acro- batic performances, he lies upon his back and claws the air. BABY SEAL IS A LITTLE FRESH. The little seal that was born on the day of Johnstown’s great flood has grown rapidly, and 1s now as fat as but- ter. The youngster is very frolicsome, likes company, and is a pet with every- body. When Head Keeper Byrne walks past the pool the little fellow disports himself in great glee and makes a tre- mendous splashing. Although nearly six months old the seal is still an infant and is fed by its mother. The little chap, however, evidently thinks he is old enough to enjoy more independence, and he endeavors now and then to eat the food that his father and mother teed up- on. Ther diet consists of fish, which are thrown to thew in the water, and to prevent the little seal from helping him- self the father and mother drive him from the water at meal-time every day. Lest the winter should be too severe up- on the young and tender child a neat little house has been built in one corner of the inclosure, where he can retire in extreme cold weather. The infant has not yet been need, although scores of gentlemen who have visited the Garden have suggested their dauchters’ names to Head Keeper Byrne. The latter has been obliged to tell them that names of that kind would not fit. Pennsylvania’s War Claims. They Aggregate $3,000,000, Which Un-! cle Sain Will Be Asked to Pay. CHAMBERSBURG, Nov. 21.--Gover- nor Beaver, Auditor-General McCamant, | Attorney-General Kirkpatrick and | several members of the State Legislature, who constitute a Commission to lay be- fore Congress the claims of the border counties of Pennsylvania for extraordin- ary losses incurred by rebel invasion during the late war,and to demand their payment by the Government, met here yesterday to organize and to consult with representatives of the border counties, The claims for the burning ot Cham- bersburg and for the losses in other | counties aggregate about $§,000,000. | The State of Pennsylvania las made | three separate appropriations amounting | to $900,000 towards the relief of the! sufferers. | It is the intention of the Conmission, | backed by the united Pennsylvania del- | ecation in Congress, to ask! that the | State be reimbursed for its outlay and | that the balance of the claimsbe paid. The Commission effected a tmporary | organization. It will meet again at | Harrisburg early in December and pro- ceed to Washington to pmsent the | claims to Congress. | | A Valid Contract. | The Kentucky ccurts hava just de- | , cided 8 question which may besf interest | to many young men who ard contem- | platiny swearing off smoking gnd have not vet decided to take the mond plunge in the matter. Some time sine an old lady of Lexington promised her grand- son $300 if he would stop smoling fora certain specified period. He pecepted the conditions, but in the meantme the old lady died and left no provkion for pavment of the debt. The yotng man fultilled his contract to the l@ter and then sued her estate for the $53), which the highest court in the Statehas just awarded him on the ground that the agreement was perfectly valid gnd bind- ing. By R (il Across The Andes. A Duplicateof Our Union Pacific Road Jin South America. The ge 1892 will probably be sig- nalized #n South America by a most in- teresting event in civil engineering and in wtsnaona overiand commerce. This will be nothing less than the com- pletion! of the trans-Andean railway, forming another railroad line from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and the first across the continent of South America. It is 19 yearssince this work wa: begun, and it is now confidently expected that it; will be finished by the beginning of 1892. The road is to run from Buenos Ayers to Valparaiso, a distance of 871 miles. There are now 640 miles of it finished at the Buenos Ayers end, and 82 at the Valparaiso end. Of the re- maining 149 miles about one-third is practically complete, the rails being laid. The passage of the Andes is accom- plished at the Cumber Pass, which is 13,015 feet above the sea level. The railroad, however, does not reach the summit of the pass, but pierces the mountains by means of a tunnel more than three miles long, at an elevation of 10,450 feet above the sea. This makes it one of the highest, if not the highest, railroad in the world. There is nothing in Europe to compare with it. The St. Gothard railroad is 3788 feet high, and that on the Rigi only attains an elevation of 5753 feet. The grades are, of course, very steep. For a consider- able distance the rise is more than 422 feet to the mile, or one foot in every 12}. On this portion of the line a rack- rail is employed, similar to those on the Hartz and other mountain roads.— New York Star. Snapped Up For Wives. It is Almost Impossible to Keep a Ser- vant Girl in Montana. Perhaps the demand for domestic servants is as generally unsatisfied in the Northwest as in any other section, writes a Montana correspondent. 1 have yet to visit the happy, happy land, where the servant girl problem does not exist as the principal source of domestic gloom, but here it is certainly to be found at its worst. It is utterly impos- sible to keep a girl. The female half of the population, while large and growing, is still in a considerable measure the smaller half, and young women of every degree are quoted higher than they would fetch east of the Allechanies. This remark may not be gallant, and yet it ought to be valuable to such young women in the East who feel themselves unappreciated. The cases are counted in hundreds where a girl has entered a family as a cook or chambermaid and thereafter re- mained as daughter-in-law. It is high- ly unprofitable to fetch girls from east- ern eities. If they are worth their salt they go off and get married often before they have earned the price of their railway fare. Servants’ wages are 100 per cent. higher in Montana than in Nev York. The cook on the railway dining cars receive $60 a month. In private families $30 is the lowest wages offered, and some are paid as much as $100. The girl ex- periment is so generally unsatisfactory that many families employ negro men and Chinamen. The way to get a Chinaman is to telbanother Chinaman you want one. He will spare you all the trouble and expense of dealing with an employment agency. An officer at Fort Custer who had imported girl after girl only to have them come to him within a month or two and simper out that they were going to get married, was at last advised by a friend to pro- cure a Mongohan. “I have one,” said the friend, “and is a perfect jewel. If you like, I'll tell him to find one for you.”’ diy The officer gladly consented, and in the course of a day or two, when his wife went to the kitchen to prepare din- ner, she found a Chinaman, cued and white-vested, already at work among the pots and pans. She cheerfuliy re- tired in his favor. About a week later, when the officer and his wife sat down to dinner, they observed that the hea- then in attenuunce upon them was not the heathen who had been serving them for the past week, but an entirely new and; different one. They also observed that the dinner before them was much super- ior to the dinners their late heathen had supplied. They presently inquired of their new heathen what had become of their old one. “He no good,” answered John.. “He some washee, but no cookee. Wing Ting tell him go and hesay me come.” re rm se ——— It Was Raining. “esterday afte ) ile rai Yesterday afternoon while the rain | was pouring down a ¢itizen left the post office to encounter an acquaintance who was also sheltered by an umbrella. “Raining, isn’t it ?”’ queried the first. “Hey 7"? “Raining, isn’t it?” “I'd like to see you a moment,” was the reply. “Come up-stairs.” The two passed up, traversed the dark hall to its darkest corner, and then No. | 2 turned on No. 1 with; “Do you take me foran infernal idiot?” “Why, no, of course not.” “Do you suppose I'm carrying an um- brella around to keep the san oft at this time of year?” “No.” “I'm carrying it to keep the rain off, {am I not?” “Of course.” «Well, then, 1t rains. You know it rains. Everybody in town knows it rains. Now you go on and let people i alone.” “But—but—"' “That's all. You let it rain. She knows her business. You just attend to vour own affairs and let the weather alone. Good day, sir.” And he went clumping down stairs and left the other to follow at his leisure, —- Detroit Free Press. A S16N oF SoMETHING K1sB.—Musk- rats in the Northwest are building houses three stories high, with mansard root’ and bay-windnws, and steam heat in the cellar. Some persons may think this is ® sien of a hard winter, but it isn’t. It is a sign that somcbody is p ST —— © { L . lying.— Norrisiown Herald