Bellefonte, Pa., August 16, 1889. WITH THE VIOLETS. Her hand ie cold; her face is white: No more her pulses come and go; Her eyes are shut to life and light; Fold the light vesture, snow on snow, And lay her where the violets blow. But not beneath a graven stone, '1'o plead for tears with alien eyes; A slender cross of wood alone Shall say that here a maiden lies In peace beneath the peaceful skies. And gray old trees of highest limb Shall wheel their circling shadows round To make thefscorching sunlight dim . Theat drinks the greenness from the ground And drop their dead leaves on the mound. When over their Donghs the squirrels run, And through their leaves the robins call, And, ripening in the autumn sun, The acorns, and the chestnuts fall, Doubt not that she will heed them all. For her the morning choir shall sin Its matins from the branches high, And every minstrel voice of spring That thrills beneath the April sky Shall greet her with its earliest cry. ‘When turning round their dial track, Eastward the lengthening shadows pass, Her little mourners, clad in black, The crickets, sliding through the grass, Shall pipe for her an evening mass. At last the rootlets of the trees y Shall find the prison where she lies, And bear the buried dust they seize In leaves and blossoms to the skies— So may the soul that warms it rise! If any, born of kindlier blood. should ask, “What maiden lies below #” Say only this : “A tender bud, That tried to blossom in the snow, Lies withered where the violets blow ” —Oliver Wendell Holines. A COTTAGE IN THE WOODS. One afternoon, many years ago, two young men, a gentleman and his valet, made their way through a thick forest in France; behind them rode two serv- ingmen. The gentleman was the Count de IL., who was on his way to the wedding of his eldest brother, and who carried with him, as a wedding gift from his grandmother, who was too old to take the journey, a valuable cas- ket of family jewels. The serving-men were a sort of body-guard, for the roads were dangerous and infested with nob- bers, and the whole party carried pis- . tols about their persons. “The air is growing chilly, Fran- cois,”’said the gentleman.*“We are miles from any town. I do not like to sleep in the open ajr, but what are we todo? When once the sun sets we shall be obliged to cease our journey. Riding all night would be nothing, but fo en- camp in such a place will be very dis- agreeable. I thought we would have cleared the woods before sunset.” “We have mistaken our road, sir,” replied the valet. “That turn we made was a wrong one. But it has seemed to me lately that I have seen a blue smoke rising through the trees. Any shelter, however poor, would be better than nothing. There may be a char- coal burner’s hut near by. At least,we will ride toward the smoke.” Following Francois's advice, the count changed his course, and soon they were rewarded by seeing a clear- ing in which stood a small house, from the chimney of which the blue smoke was slowly rising. As the feet of their horses smote the ground a stout woman of forty ran out of the door, and, looking at them, made a civil courtesy to the count, and re- quested to know what she could do for them. “My good dame,” replied the count, “we have lost our way in the woods, and do not wish to sleep our of doors. If you can give us any sort of shelter we will be thankful. If to this you could add something to eat, we should be happy people, and we will pay well for what you give us.” The woman made another courtesy. “As for that,” she said, * we are not tavern-keepers, and do not know how to entertain gentry; but we can give you some simple food—a few eggs, bread and milk; and the gentleman can have a clean bed, and his attend- ants plenty of hay in the barn. There are only two poor women here—myself and a poor deafand dumb girl—a ser- vant, if one can call such a poor, help- less creature by that name. My good husband took her out of charity. He is very kind. We are both too charita- ble for our own good. But what can one do when there are so many poorer than one’s self? Alight and walk in. I will make you some coffee, if you wish. Itis not always we have some coffee in the house. [ am afraid you are not used to such a poor place, mon- sieur.” “It is a charming place, madam,” replied the count, “I thank you for your hospitality. How peaceful the spotis! How different a home here from one in a crowded city! “Oh, yes, monsieur,” sighed the wo- man. “I pray never to live in a crowd- ed town where there are frightful peo- ple who do all sorts of wicked things every day. Here we are honest as we are humble ; we never dream oflocking our doors at night. If monsieur has something valuable in bis portmanteau, he might leave it on the branch of a tree. The poor honest men hereatouts would never touch it. As for my good husband, the only time he ever whip- ped one of our pretty little boys was when he took a red apple from neigh- bor Brun, the charcoal burner. To be sure, Father Brun said “no matter,” but it was the principle my husband thought of. ‘Let the great and rich prey on each other, child,’ he said, ‘the poor must be honest and brotherly.’ ” “He must be a good man, that hus- band of yours,” said the count. “Oh, so good and pious,” said the woman. “Butl must go and make the coffee ; no, my little deaf and dub servant is no. used to it.” “What a superior person for her sta- tion,” said the count, as she departed. | “What an Arcadia is here. I should! like to remain here all my life, Fran cois.” He lit a cigar and went out beneath the trees to smoke it. The two hired men lit their pipes further away. Fran- cois, who had always a desire to have a finger in any pie, followed the hos- tess, to help her prepare the meal. In ten minutes he returned, however ; his face was very solemn, and he ap- proached his master. “Sir,” he said, “I have made a dis- covery : Our angelic hostess is a fiend in the kitchen. As I went in I saw her box her little maid's ears. The poor lit- tle thing cried out. Then our angel abused her. Evidently the girl can hear, and T am sure she can speak, for she cried out: ‘Oh, don't! don’t! as the blows fell.” “But what motive could a woman living alone in the woods have for say- ing her servant was deafand dumb, if she was not so? Iam willing to be- lieve that all men are liars, but there must be a motive for the lie.” “I don’t know what to think, sir,” said Francois, “but another thing; for a woman living alone there are a good many hats and guns about.” “We may have misunderstood the woman,” said the count. “Well, you have not seen her beat that little one, as I have,” said Fran- cois. “She is about 16, and a great beauty.” “Perhaps she has lost her senses,and it is necessary to correct her,” said the count. “I cannot think ill of that amiable woman. Remember the prin- ciples she expressed.” Francois shook his head. Soon the woman appeared, and with a sweet smile and a low courtesy invit- ed the gentleman to enter. “My men can eat under the trees,” said the count, “Francois, you may sup with me.” Francois bowed low. The two en- tered the low room. A neat table was spread with exceilent though simple food. As the hostess handed his cup the count said : “You live here alone, madam ?,’ “A great deal of the time,” said the woman. “My husband and my sons find work ata great distance sometimes. I am never sure of them. Forinstance, I do not know whether they will return to-night or not. But in this honest place I have no fear.” Francois looked at the portmanteau. “There are thieves everywhere, I be- lieve,” he said. “Qh, monsieur, how badly you think ofthe world!" said the woman. ‘Sir, when you wish to sleep I will show you your poor little bed-room, which, however, is clean.” And she took her knitting and seated herself near them. At this instant a strange thing hap- pened. At the door behind the woman appeared the pale and haggered face of a young girl. Horror was written upon it. She made signs to them to be si'ent, and then went through a strange pantomine. Resting her head oa her arms, she assumed the attitude of one wlio lies down to sleep. Then suddenly frowning savagely she appear- ed to lift an imaginary dagger in the air and stab some recumbent person with it, pointed to the room above, to the uncgnscious hostess, and before she glided away, made signs which seemed to say “Depart.” “What did this mean ?”’ the count asked himself. “Was she mad ? Had she some meaning in her actions?” Francois touched his master’s foot under the table in warning to keep si- lence. The count finished his meal. The woman gathered the dishes to- gether on a tray. While she was absent Francois said to his master : “Sir, there is something wrong. me at least sleep in your chamber.” The count laughed. “I think the poor girl iscrazy,” he said; “but you may do as you please.” Night fell over the forest. The wo- man lit a candle, and remarking that the servants were well placed in the barn, and that there was room there for Francois, offered to show the count his resting place. “But I also must go with you, mad- ame,” said Francois. “I never leave my master.” “Just as you please,” said the wo- man, but her face changea. She led the way up the narrow stairs and opened a door which led to asmall, clean room, with a trap in the roof, and only one window. “Sleep well, sir” she said, and de- parted. “Good, honest soul I” said the count. “How grave you look, Francois I" “Sir,” said Francois, “as I stood at the door I felt my hand touched. A letter was slipped into it. I am anx- ious to know its contents. It was the girl who gave 1t to me, I know.” “Perhaps the deaf and dumb girl has fallen in love with you, Francois,” said the count. “Let me see the letter.” Francois held the candle. The count took from his hand a scrap of paper hastily covered with writing in pencil, and read as follows : “Gentlemen, you are in danger. This is a den of thieves and murderers. ‘1 he men are hidden in the woods. There are twenty of them. Knowing the value of what you have with yon, they will not spare you. “A year ago I stopped here with my father. 1n the night they robbed and murdered him. They spared my life, but for how long I do not know. TI am not dumb, but they threaten me with death if Ispeak. I dread to see another murder. I warn you at every risk. “Escape and pray for my soul. The men are now in the kitchen. At mid- night they will attack you. I swear this is true.” “Good Heavens!” erid the count, “is this the raving of a maniac, or are we really among robbers?” Let “At least, I will see if the men are here,” said Francois. He glided out of the room. On the stairs he met the hostess. “Madame,” he said, “my master de- sires a glass of water.” “I will get it,” said the woman. “Oh, that is troubling madame too much 1” cried Francois followlng her. He approached the kitchen door. Near it croached the girl. The woman seized her by the arm and dragged her into the kitchen with her. Francois saw the scowling faces of rough, beard- ed men within. But as the hostess re- turned with some water, she said smilingly : “I sm very hoppy. My dear hus- band and my good boys have returned to-night, and so hungry aftertheir hon- est work. Excellent men.” “1 thank you, madame,” said Fran- cois, as he ran upstairs. “The robbers are there,” he said to his master. “They outnumber us by many. The forest paths are unknown to us; we cannot get our horses with- out detection ; those poor fellows in the barn will be murdered. What shall we do?” “Let me think, Francois,” said his master. “If we appear to suspect any- thing, our doom is sealed. Go down boldly ; tell the woman that one of the servants has the key of my portman- teau ; go to the barn and warn them. Let them saddle the horses quietly,and Jeud them to the entrance of the wood. Meanwhile if possible, tell the poor girl to steal out of doors and hide herself. We will take her with us. It will be eesy enough to jump from this window, and midnight is a long way off.” Francois obeyed. Half an hour afterward the two men, having fastened the door and the trap in the rooflet themselves and the per- mantezu to the turf below. In the woods they found the trem- bling servants and their horses, and as they mounted a shiveriag little figure crept from the bushes, led by Francois. “Mount behind me, mademoiselle,” he said. “God helping us, we are safe now !”’ They rode through the woods all nigat. When day broke they saw they bad followed a road which led to a large town, and were safe. That day a party of armed police, led by Francoisand the count, descend- ed upon the hut in the forest ; but they found it deserted. Nothing remained but the wall. Under the innocent look- ing turf, however, they found the dead bodies of several murdered travelers. buried as they had been kjlled, in their ordinary garments. It was evident that the girl had spoken only the truth. Returned to her relatives, the beauty and freshness of this poor young crea- ture soon returned, and ho one would have known her when,a few years after, she stood before the alter of the church of Notre Dame, the happy bride of the young nobleman whose life she had saved by her timely warning.—N. Y. Ledger. A Battle of Bucks. A Fiercely-Fought Fight Witnessed by a Huiter in a Maine Forest. “I came to the foot of ‘alittle hill and sat down for a few minutes to listen,” writes a correspondeat to the Lewis ton Journal. “I had hardly taken a seat before I heard just over the hill a sound that resembled - two pieces of heavy board being slapped together with great force. As I had never heard any sound like it when in the deep for- est, I was greatly puzzled to know what it was. But I was not kept long in sus- pense, for I heard asudden rushing,and | on looking to the top of the hill 1 saw two large bucks suddenly whirl around and bring their heads together with gleat force. Again and again did they draw back and spring at each other so quickly that the eye could scarcely fol- low them. } os They were of nearly equal sizey and the noise of the blows could be heard nearly a mile away. Though they were within easy range, I did not fire, as I was very anxious to see the end of this remarkable combat. = At one mo- ment one would be on his knees, and you would think it was all over with him ; but the next moment he would throw off his wary antagonist and send him headlong over some old log or root. Bat so fierce a struggle could not last long; and it seemed to come to an end by one of them turning and to all appearances wishing to give up the contest. He leaped away, followed by his foe, who showed that he still wished to continued the fight. They circled around the top of the hill, the foremost but a few feet ahead. All of a sudden he turned and came down the hill, nearly toward me. I raised my rifleand prepared to enter into the contest. I was checked by one of the most re- markable stratagems ever performed by an irrational animal. As they were coming down the hill with great speed the formostone suddenly turned around, lowered his head, and, as the other was leaping high, he caught him under the breast, raised him clear from the ground and pitched him headlong down the hill! He fell directly on his head, pitched over, and fell upon his back. As if aware of his danger, he made sirenunous efforts to recover his feet, but his foe was too quick for him, and ere he was haltup he struck him a fear- ful blow in his side. I saw one sharp horn enter near the shoulder. The blood flowed from the wound and he Falling Two Miles. A Young Aeronuat's Thrilling Expe- rience. The performance of Professor Mal- vern Hill Allen, the young aeronaut, at Providence, is considered one of the most remarkable in the whole history of balloon ascensions. He started from Providence on his aeriel trip in his new ballon, “What Cheer,” which has a capacity of 24,000 cubic feet, at’ 4:30 in the afternoon. The crowd about the anchorage at Crawford street bridge gave roundsof cheers as the great golden ballocn, with its gayly de- corated car, rose quickly up through the damp air. Higher and higher it went, until it became a mere speck in the sky, and drifted off to the eastward. Then it was buried in a huge cloud, and, when it was next seen, a thrill of horror shot through the crowd of spec- tators. The round shape had gone. The little sphere had vanished, as though all its bouyancy had been let out into the clouds, and in its stead was a bag, flapping and swinging wild- ly in the air. Almost at the same in- stant it began shooting downward, and in atwinkling ithad descended through hundreds of feet of space. The sight made the observers dizzy to look at- “The thing has bursted,” was the cry that quickly circulated through the crowd. On it came, still falling, taking on different forms, but always rocking and swaying fiercely from side to side: The young wife of Allen, who had a place in the enclosure at the bridge, fell in a dead faint as she heard the terrible cry, and people turned away from the sight with blanched faces. When they looked again the balloon had shot below their line of vision, Very quickly there was general movement of the crowd toward East Providence, where it was presumed that the occu- pant of the balloon was already lying, a mangled corpse. The movement grew into a rush, and the rush into a stam- pede, such was the intense anxiety on the part ot the throng to know the worst. Mr. McIlvane was in the front of the crowd. On William Daggett’s farm, six miles away, he found his friend pale but smiling. He had landed in the middle of a soft-bottomed meadow, and this had undoubtedly saved his life. After a few drinks of milk from his pocket cup and a brief rest the young man gave an explanation of his rapid fall to the ground. “I pulled the explosion cord myself,” said he, “The balloon did not burst. The collapse was my own work. Ihad to go up quick to get out of the way of the buildings about the bridge. Hence I had to have a termendous ascending power and but little ballast. I had only one bagofsand, in fact. I went up fast, and my balloon began to ex- pand. The more it expanded, the fast- er I went. I was shooting up through the clouds and goirg fast, for open wa- ter. The gas was pouring out of the neck of the balloon, and nearly chok- ing me. I had not enough ballast to navigate with, If it had been a pleas- ant day I should have thrown out all I had and stayed up all night. But it was too rainy. The balloon, basket cords, and all were soaked with wet. There was no use of opening the valve at the top, for that would not let the gas out quickly enough, and I.was afraid of the effect the wgter on the bal- loon might have upon it. So I climbed into the concentric ring and pulled the explosion cord, ripping the balloon open. Then, as the balloon collapsed, I got hold of what I could and pulled it out as flat as possible, to as to resist the air. I camedown pretty fast, but I expected that. I landed all right, basket first.” : Allen was a trifle more than two miles above the city when he caused his balloon to collapse. The onlook- ers at the Dazgett farm tell a much more exciting story than Le. One man who was watching the balloon with a glass as it came toward the ground, says, Allen was trying to get on top of the balloon as soon as it col- lapsed. When he came near, he was crying wildly for help and clinging in the rigging. The man says that Allen was in the car when the balloon ex- ploded. The “explosion” has been the talk of Providence ever since it occurred. It is hard to convince most people that the collapse was intentional. The hole in the balloon shows a rip in the mid- dle of a breadth of cloth from the top near the valve to the neck. Allen is only 21 years old. He comes from a family of aeronauts. His father is Prof, James Allen. Since 1886 the young man has made ascen- sions from Ridgeway, Pa., Carlisle, Pa., Fitchburg, Mass., and seven other places. His brother, James K., was navigator of Campbell's air ship at Coney Island last year. Is father did good service as a balloonist in the civil was and was decorated by Em- peror Don Pedro of Brazil for services there. A cousin, Prof. E. S. Allen, was thrown upon his side. Again he | attempted to rise and again he was | struck by the horns of the conqueror. | He fell again. The blood now flowed | from his nostrils; he struggled for a few minutes, but soon died. | His foe, as if releating that his enemy | was slain, stepped up and smelt of his wounded side. I had seen enough. The time for me to take part in the drama had arrived ; I leveled my rifle and fired ; the haughty conqueror fell, | and his blood mingled with that of his victim. I found them very fat and weighing when dressed, one 205 and the other 223 pounds. —— Makes the lives of many people miserable, and often leads to self-dertruc- tion. We know of no remedy for dys- pepsia more successful than Hood's Sar- saparilla. It acts gently, yetsurely and efficiently, tones the stomach and other organs, removes the faint feeling, creates a good appetite, cures headache, and refreshes the burdened mind. Give Hood's Sarsaparilla a fair trial. It will do you good. made an ascension at Boston on the Fourth, and the wife of the latter also made a successful aerial ascent at Pau- tucket on the same day.—New York Sun. ——TIt is a most contemptible defense of thepernicious activity of Headsman | Clarkson in removing village Postmas- | ters simply because they are Democrats to say that Malcolm Hay, who occupied the position during the first six months of the Cleveland administration, made comparatively few removals simply be- cause he was an invalid and was unequal to rapid work of decapitation. There is no comparison between the two men. Mzlcolm Hay, one of the purest and most progressive of Democrats, practi- cally sacrified his life in resisting the demands of the spoilsmen tor office. Clarkson fattens on his work and glories in his infamous record of 13,000 remov- als in five months— Philadelphia Record. Are you weak and weary, over- worked and tired ? Hood's Sarsaparilla is just the medicine to purify your blood and give you strength. The Advantages of “the Forty Winks.” Sleep is closely connected with the qnestion of diet, “good sleeping’ was a noticeable feature in the large majority of Dr. Humphrey's cases. Sound, re- freshing sleep is of the utmost conse- quence to the health of the body, and no substitute can be found for it as a restorer of vital energy. Sleeplessness is, however, often a source of great trouble to elderly people, and one which is not easily relieved. Narcotic reme- dies are generally mischievons; their first effects may be pleasant, but the habit of depending upon them rapidly grows until they become indispensable. When this stage has been reached the sufferer is in a far worse plight than | before. In all cases the endeavor should be made to discover whether the sleepless- ness be due to any removable cause, such_as indigestion, cold, want of exer- cise, and the like. In regard to sleep- ing in the daytime, there is something to be said both for and against that practice. A nap of “forty winks” in the afternoon enables many aged peo- ple to get through the rest of the day in comfort, whereas they feel tired and weak when deprived of this refresh- ment. If they rest well at night there can be no objection to the afternoon nap, but if sleeplessness be complained of, the latter should be discontinued for a time. Most old people find that a reclining posture, with the feet and legs raised, is better than horizon- tal position forthe afternoon nap. Digestion proceeds with more ease than when the body is recumbent. The Two Canal Routes. Springfield Republican. The situations at Panama and in Nic- aragua present an extraordinary con- trast. In fact,the two schemes of running waterways from ocean to ocean outstrip in commercial and engineering import- ance anything pempay history. The amount of hard cash sunk at Panama by ‘the French people would be in itself enough to stagger a less sanguine race. Think of $250,000,000 actually paid 1n- to the treasury of the Panama Canal Company—about $6.25 for every man, woman and child in France. Not a la- borer is now employed upon the works. Expensive machinery lies exposed to all weathers. Excavations already made are fast filling up, and the spectacle along the Isthmus presents quite as much a wreck as the treasury of the company at Paris. The Nacaragua project, upon the other hand, exhibits all the charac- teristics of Yankee thrift and foresight. Its promoters have not, it is true, circu- lated many poems upon Americans prow- ess and enterprise, butthey know more about Nicaragua than De Lesseps ever did about Panama. Every important engineering detail has been settled for months. The length of the canal will he about 170 miles, only about thirty of which will require excavation. There will be a breakwater at Greytown on the Caribbean Sea, ten miles of dredging through a low country, four miles of free navigation by means of a dam across a small river named Descadea a rock cut of three miles, and twelve miles of free navigation in small valleys leading to the San Juan River, where a dam will raise the water in lake and river so as to secure sixty-four more miles of free nav- igation. On the western side of the lake a cut of eight miles, a series of locks and an excavation of two miles bring the canal to the Pacific. A dispatch from Creytown says that 700 men are engaged upon the preliminary work of building the canal. Warehouses and barracks have been put up and the terminus of the construction railroad laid. The harbor will be ready for the dredges as soon as the derricks and pile-drivers arrive from the United States. American genius lias now an opportunity to show what it can doin joining the two oceans by a ship communication between the con- tinents. Mending Broken Articles. Shellac cement is made of two parts shellac and one part of Venetian tur- pentine, fused together and formed in- to sticks. In mending glass or china, warm the latter enough to melt the stick on the edges of the piece to be merded. Diamond cement is also nsed for mending glass, china and earthen- ware, and is made by adding a little ma- moniac to isinglass dissolved in weak spirits. Put it in a bottle and keep it weil corked. The handles of knives and forkes can be mended with resin. The hollow in the handle is filled with pow- dered resin, the iron stalk is made red hot and thrust into the handle, where it will remain firmly fixed after it has cool- ed. Plaster of Paris should be kept in every household, as it is excellent for mending lamp stands, spar, bronze, ete. In mending a lamp which has become loosened trom its metal socket, thorough- ly wash and dry the socket and the re- servoir. Remove the old cement, and see that the plaster is finely powdered. Mix it with water until it becomes the censistency of thick cream, then line the socket with it and press the reservoir into its place. Remove with a knife and rag any plaster that has overflowed, and let the plaster set thoroughty before us- ing the lamp.— Good Housekeeping. Orchards, saysthe Maryland Farmer, generally produce full crops only every other year. This is because the full crop of the year so exhausts the fruit- producing qualities of the soil that it 18 notable to produce a free crop next vear. Give it a good supply of the prop- er kind of manure and then make up for the loss of the fruit producing qual- ities of the soil, and vou may expect good crops every year, provided you ‘reat your trees properly in other re- spects. ] Corn in the glazing stage makes the best fodder. If cut when the ear is hard the stalk is then (to a certain extent) woody, and if eut very young before the ears are formed, the stalk abounds in water and is lacking in nu- trition. When the ear is abont filled and begining to glaze the cutting of the corn at that stage arrests the nutritive elements in the stalk, and the fodder is then equal to hay, being fed to stock with the ears on the stalk or cut up in a cutter. All Sorts of Paragrephs. —The town of Lee, Me., has neither lawyer, doctor nor minister. —Senator Sherman’s favorite game is backgammon, at which he is an expert. —There is a man in Hart county, Ga., who spells his entire name with two let- ters, Bob Bobo. —A recent census taken by French Consuls shows that only 408,000 Frepch- men are residing abroad. —Four million pounds a day will be the capacity of Claus Spreckels ’ new Philadelphia sugar refinery. —A bluff near Big Meadows, Cal., is said to be alive with bees that have fill- | ed every crevice with honey. —Edwin Booth has sent to the ladies interested in raising a circulating libra- ry in Belair, Harford county, Md., his check for $500. —During a recent storm ‘a stone weighing 11 pounds dropped from the clouds into the yard of a farmer living near Essex, Iowa.” —The best baseball player in Con- gress is Representative Ben Butter- worth, of Ohio. He frequently plays in amateur games at his home. —A ball of fire that exploded with a loud report when within a few feet of the ground is reported to have fallen in Bridgeport, Conn., last week. —One of the richest men in Boston is Nathaniel Thayer, whose estate amounts to $15,000,000. He is a young man of fine ability and the best of habits. —A visitor at Santa Cruz tried to swim in the surf. A wave was carry- ing him out to sea when three girls res- cued him. He presented each with a silk dress. —Several of the large land owners of Scotland have ‘imported a number of reindeer from Norway and turned them out in the hope that may become accli- mated and increase. -—Mr. Samuel Jones, the ‘revivalist,’ was recently offered $5,000 a year and a fine church to preach in aut Minneapolis. He replied: “Do you take me for a fool? I'm getting $25,000 a year now!” —Mitchell Bros., of Cadillac, Mich., thought the watar in their cistern had a peculiar odor and they investigated, finding an alligator four feet long, which had probably escaped from a traveling show. —In Hartford, Van Buren county, Mich., a barn was destroyed by light- ning last week, and to prove that ¢light- ning doesn’t strike twice in the same place,’ it is asserted that four buildings on the identical spot have been demol- ished by the fluid. —A lady pedestrians’ club is a novel- ty at Paw Paw, Mich. When at work they carry canes, ornamented with yel- low bows. Each member is bound by on oath as solemn as can be to report ready for a dozen-mile jaunt each Wed- resday and Saturday morning. —Rev, Dr. Gunsaulus, of Chicago, created asensation by walking the groves of Bay View, Mich., the Western Chau- ° taugua resort, with a cigarin his mouth. The ladies of the W. C. T.U., holding a meeting there, at once passed a resolu- tion prohibiting smoking on the ground. —In Nevada electricity runs the very decp mines and has increased produc- tion 25 per cent. The men who work at 3,100 feet deep live about two years notwithstanding the fact they work only about two hours per day. They get more pay than eight-hour men. They work 15 minutes and rest 45. —Mr. Charles Newman, of Albany, went out on Raquette Lake on Friday afternoon of last week and caught, with a rod and reel, 35 pounds of black bass. The next day he caught 83 pounds. On Monday he caught a lake trout weigh- ing 15% pounds. It measured 32 inches in length and 19} inches around belly or breast. —A remarkable instance of long-con- tinued service in the employment of a single concern is furnished in the case of Smith B. Freeman, who died recently on Staten Island at the age of 82 years, after having been continuously employ- ed by the Staten Island dyeing establish- ment since its organization in 1819, a period of 70 years. —The “nickel-in-the-slot” idea has been applied in England to electric lamps intended for usein omnibuses, street cars and railway cars. You puta pen- ny in the slot of such a lamp, press a knob, and out streams the light. By clockwork machinery at the end of halt an hour the light is extinguished and can be ignited again only with a penny taper. —A year ago Ira Marsaw’s house, near Caro, Mich., was struck by light- ning and somewhat damaged. Since thattime Mrs. Marsaw has refused to live in the house, and she persuaded the family to move out. Last week the deserted house was again struck, and in such a manner as to make it probable that, if it had been occupied, somebody would have been hurt. Mrs. Marsaw now says: “I told you so.” — William Chandler of Waynesboro, .Gh., says that he saw a party of 12 men, living at and around old Ringgold, go fishing, each one carrying with him fishing tackle in the shape of a sledge hammer. They would strikethe sledges of rocks covered in the water, and the strong concussion from the heavy blows would stun the fish, and enable the fish- ermen to gather them in. 3 —Lightkeeper Elliott, of Gasparilla Isle, Fla., found a 160-pound bomb- shell on the island the other day, and proceeded to open it with a chisel. When he succeeded and saw that it was filled with perfectly goou powder his hair fairly stood on end. One spark of fire from the chisel as he chipped the shell would have necessitated the ap- pointment of a new light-house keeper. Laws or HEALTH. —Tramp—*‘Thank- ee kindly, mum; I'd no hope of gettin’ sich a fine supper to-day, mum. May heaven bless ye?” Housekeeper—‘As you've had a good supper, I think you might chop some wood.” “Yes, mum; but you known the cold adage, ‘After dinner rest a while; after supper walk a mile.” I'll walk the mile first, mun.” — Boston Post.