& BY P. GRAY MEEK. Ink Slings. —Governor LowgRry of Mississippi comes up smiling in his effort to knock out the prize-fighters, and he is succeed- ing in a way that is making everybody else smile. —A Kansas farmer has scored a great success in making vinegar out of water- melons. He started out with the object of converting them into sugar, but the enterprise soured on him, as it were. —Grandpa HARRISON'S affections may be centered on the crib in which Baby MCcKEE nestles, but the crib that is dearest to the Republican heart is the one that furnishes the official provender. —CLARKsSON’S axe has already chop- ped off the heads of about 13,000 village postmasters. The gore dripping from that insatiable implement should satisfy the most ravenous of Republican place- seekers, —The French appear to have effectu- ally squelched BoULANGER, who for some years past has been their chief political nuisance. Couldnt something of the same kind be done to MAHONE in Virginia ? —The American people would be bet- ter pleased with the yanking of the British lion’s tail in the Behring Sea if it wasn’t so evident that it is being done in the interest of the Alaska Seal Fur Company’s monopoly. ~-Judging from the horrible charac- ter which some of the Philadelphia pa- pers are giving the drinking water of that city, one would suppose. that their columns were being run in the interest of a beer syndicate. —Not only have the industries been in a state of turmoil since HARRISON squatted himself in the Presidential chair, but the elements also arein a bad humor about it, as is evidenced by the storms and floods that are ravaging all parts of the country. —The Hay Fever Association will hold its next annual meeting at Bethlehem, New Hampshire,in August. The for- mula of the presiding officer in taking the sense of the convention is likely to be something like this: “Those in favor of the motion will give their assent by sneezing.” —If BouLANGER had taken a few point- ers from Colonel DubpLEY and other ex- pert American election manipulators of the Republican persuasion, he possibly would not be so sadly in the soup as he now is. He made a great mistake in not acquainting himself with the effica- cy of “blocks of five.” —If TANNER should be bounced, would it necessitate the removal of his daughter who, in the truly paternal style of the Harrison administration, has been favored with an $1800 clerkship? Or if she should be retained, would the ac- commodating arrangement be continued by which she draws the pay and a sub- ordinate does the work ? —It may appear strange that while the Montana election is pending RUSSELL HARrrisox is in Europe dallying with the effete monarchs. Possibly his papa conceived the briliant idea that the Mon- tana voters will be so dazzled by his as- soeiation with kings and nobles that they will stop at nothing short of making a United States Senator of him. —A negro in Georgia who claims to be CHRIsT is raising a great religious commotion among the class of people who furnish the bulk of the Republican vote in that State. He is gaining a large number of followers without the promise of “forty acres and a mule,” which in the carpet-bag period influenced the gullibility of the southern negroes, —-The Philadelphia Inquirer asks: “Suppose the secret inquiry now being made into the Pension Office affairs should result in a complete vindication of Commissioner TANNER, what is to save it from being called a whitewashing job ?’—Nothing whatever. With a well grounded suspicion of the motive of the administration in this matter, the people are pretty well convinced that the Tan- ner investigation committee is intended to apply the whitewash brush. —Alluding to a glut in the butter ‘market, the New York T7ibunesuggests that the excess be tendered to the chair- man of the Democratic National Com- mittee to enable him to get the two fac- tions of his party ‘together. From the experience of last year the Tribune evi- dently has a lively recollection of the efficacy of “fat” in a campaign emer- gency, but as a political lubricant it is doubtful whether butter would prove as efficacious as fat fried from manufactur- ers. —>Speaking of the readiness with which the English parliament voted EO wT Demacrali RO STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. VOL. 34. NO. 30. Why He Will Be Nominated and Elec- ted. Recognizing the feeling that per- vades a large portion of the Ameriean people in favor of reinstating GROVER CLEVELAND in the Presidency in 1892, the Brooklyn Eagle makes the follow- ing remark : “It looks very much as if Grover Cleveland is getting nearer to the Presidential nomina- tion, without effort, than any other man is,with effort.” No one who has watched the current of public sentiment on. this subject will deny the truth of the above ex- pression. On the same subject the Newport correspondent of the Boston Herald says; Ex-President and Mrs. Cleveland will visit Newport early in August, and they will be handsomely entertained. It is understood that the distinguished visitors are to be the guests of C. C. Baldwin, ex-President of the Louisville and Nashville Railroad, and more recently one of the New York Aqueduct Commissioners, who was removed by ex-Mayor Hewitt. Mr. Baldwin states that Mr. Cleveland will succeed Benjamin Harrison as President of the United States.” That Mr. BALpwIN is entirely level- headed in his opinion as to who will be Mr. Benxsamiy HARRISON'S succes- sor in the Presidential chair scarcely admits of dispute. There are a number ot reasons for such a succession. Mr. Harrison's incumbency as President is such an absurd failure that if it were not so injurious to public interests it would be a laughable farce. But it is too serious a joke to have any fun in it. The fact of its beings decided a fiasco makes its contrast with CLEVE- LAND's administration the stronger, thereby strengthening the inclination of the people to make amends for the blunder of 1888 by restoring Mr. CLEVELAND to the position from which he was displaced by the most singular freak in the political history of the country. They are conscious that this freak was produced by. a combination of the worse influences that were ever brought to operate in politics. They are by no means in a complacent frame of mind about having been made the victims of the various villainies that were compressed into the cam- paign that defeated Mr. CLEVELAND. They feel that to get square with the rascals who lied to them about the tariff, who corrupted the election with money furnished by the protected mo- nopolies, who debauched the soldier vote with the bribery of prospective pensions, and assailed with the sneak- ing method of the assassin the family relations of a good President and an honest man, no other way could prove more effective and satisfactory, or fur- nish a more direct means of retribution, than the re-election ot the high official who, like themselves, was victimized by these scoundrelly practices. This is the feeling that is every day becoming more strongly developed among Democrats, and itis extending to honest people outside of the Demo- cratic ranks, who see in the burlesque administration now at the head of the government the legitimate result of the means used to put it in power. This is the reason why, as the Brook- lyn Eagle says, “GrRovER CLEVELAND is getting nearer to the next Presiden- tial nomination, without effort, than any other man is, with effort.” And his nomination will be equivalent to an election. What They are Feeding On. The Blossburg Advertiser of a recent date contained the following :' There is unprecedented suffering among the miners, and over sixty families at Arnot are starving. There is a small weed called ‘lamb’s quarters’ growing in the woods and on the hillsides around Arnot, which is gathered, | and after being fheronghly washed and boiled in salt water, together with possibly a dish of berries, constitutes the entire meal of many families. That is nice fare, indeed, for the sus- tenance of workingmen who last vear were promised “Plenty of work and two dollars a day” as a reward for their assistance in electing Harrison and maintaining the great system of tariff’ protection to American indus- | try. These Tioga miners, no doubt. performed their part of the contract, but how does it come that they are more money for the support of their roy- | "OW feeding on “lambs quarters” boil al barnacles, the Philadelphia Inquirer ed in salt water, and berries picked by 1 : + { ro vaide ? alludes to it as a remarkable instance of the wayside? Tioga county rolled ‘the cheerful willingness of a certain | UP an unusually large majority for class of people to enrich a certain other | 1IARRISOX and it oughtn’t to be that at class.” But can’t we find a parallel case right here at home ? For instance, the cheerful willingness of the Republi- so early a period ef his administration ' some of her working people are virtu- ean voters to enrich a class of monopo- lists through the agency of a tariff. ally starving. ———— —The tariff stiil continues to bea tax. ‘burg by the fellows who are always Death of a Plutocrat. The death of CuarrLeEMAGNE Tow- ER last week closed the career of a man who was a wonderful money mak- er. Beyond his capacity for accumu- lation very little can be said of him. Born in New York State, he commenc- ed his business life something over thirty years ago in Orwigsburg, the county seat’ of Schuylkill county, mov- ing to Pottsville when the court house was moved to that place, and as he gave much of his attention to the coal lands of that region he in time became the owner of some of the most valuable properties of that kind. Without attracting by his accumula- tions the public attention that has been attracted by some of the other wealth- grabbers of this plutocratic period, he died possessed of the enormous wealth of $25,000,000. In addition to his coal lands he got posesssion of Lake Supe- rior ore lands which he sold for six mil- lions of dollars, cash down. The meth- ods by which such a colossal fortune was acquired may not have been in conflict with the letter of the law, but there is something radically wrong in conditions that admit of vast acquire- ment of wealth by a limited few while a large class of people are every year finding it more difficult to gain a bare subsistence. In such cases as that of TowEr appear in their most repulsive light the features of a situation which so exorbitantly assists the rich in grow- ing richer, and so relentlessly consigns the poor to lower depths of poverty. While in pursuit of wealth the deceas- ed plutocrat in question appeared but once prominently in public life, and that was some years ago when he was a candidate for United States Sena- tor, depending upon his money to se- cure his election, It is not known to what extent he was plucked at Harris- lying in wait for such a customer, but he failed in the object of his ambition. It was at a time when the Cameroons had pre-empted the United States Senator- ship; otherwise it cannot be believed that the virtue of a Pennsylvania Leg- islature would have been proof against the pecuniary influence to which CHARLEMAGNE Tower proposed to subject it. Changing Its Views. The St. Louis Globe-Democrat, the leading Republican paper of Missouri, which in the campaign of last year was among the ablest supporters of ITARRI- soN and the theives’ tariff, is now be- ginning to see that the tariff is respon- sible for the Trusts, and is demanding that salt and sugar be put on the free list in order to prevent combinations of monopolists from robbing the con- sumers of those articles. It is surprising that a journal like the Democrat, which ordinarily is conducted with iatelligence, should not have been able long before this to understand how a high tariff promotes such mo- nopolies as the Salt and Sugar Trusts. When it was clamoring a year ago in support of the protective system repre- sented by Harrrson and his party, Grover CLEVELAND was pointing out in his message the effects of high tariff duties which are just now becom- ing apparent to the Globe- Democrat in the robbery practiced by the monopo- lists whom the tariff has assisted in securing the control of some of the ne- cessaries of life. At that time this St. Louis paper was denouncing the posi- tion taken by CLEVELAND and the Dem- ocrats on this question as rank free trade. Now itis ready to goso far as to demand free trrde in sugar and salt. ——During the campaign of 1888 the Republicans were quite noisy in charging the Cleveland administration with favoring a lot of “pet banks” by making them the depositories of large amounts of the government money. The orators and editors of the party worked themselves into a fine imitation of vir- tuous indignation over these ‘pet ‘JoHN PuLESTON. banks” favored by a profligate admin- istration. Yet the Treasury report on | the Ist of July, 1889, showed that the | Harrison administration was keeping $47,432,377 of the government money in “pet banks,” about the same amount that the Cleveland administra- tion allowed the banks to have for the benefit of the business of the country. by those who were so noisy on this subject a year ago. BELLEFONTE, PA., AUGUST 2, 1889. A Republican Tory. There was quite a lively time in the British Parliament some days ago over the question whether the taxes of the people of Great Britain should be in- creased by additional grants of money to members of the royal family. One of the Prince of Wales’ daughters was about to be married and the contention arose upon the proposition to make her the beneficiary of a public endow- ment. Upon the ground that the roy- al family had been sufficiently provid- ed for, the Liberal members opposed the grant, some of them making strong speeches against it. Of course the Tory members supported it, Lord Raxporpn CHURCHILL making a par- ticularly strong speech in its behalf. In a telegraphic account of this par- liamentary set-to it is stated that after Lord Rawporpu had concluded his speech in favor of lavishing the Eng- lish tax-payers’ money on the third generation of the royal family, “among the very fitst of the men who ran up to his Lordship in the lobby and pour- ed over him a torrent of flowing and gushing congratulations, was Sir Jor~ Pureston.” : Those members of the editorial fra- ternity of Pennsylvania who attended the meeting for the formation of an editorial association, which was held in Danville in 1857, will remember a dapper and rather foppish looking young man who was selected to act as secretary on that occasion. That he made an efficient secretary should go without saying, for he was very smart in every respect. He was decidedly Eng- lish in appearance. We have a vivid recollection of the remarkable choker- collar he wore. That young man was Somehow or other he had drifted from England, into the Wyoming coal region and at that time ‘was connected with the = Pittston Glazette—its editor, we believe. He was intensely. Republican in his political sentiments, and some years after, when the “cruel war’ broke out, was re- warded for his loyalty with an official position at the seat of government through the influence of that incor- ruptible old patriot, Simon CaMERON, who at that period was so liberally dis- pensing contracts and offices to loyal Pennsylvanians. Young PuLestoN, from the position in’ the Treasury de- partment to which he had been ap- pointed, got an acquaintance with HeN- rY CLEWS, who was also an English- man and was then assisting Joy Cooke in placing the government securities. It wasn’t long before PuLeston was found in London, connected with the English branch of the New York banking firm of: HeNrY Crews & Co., and from one step to another he in time became one of the financial mag- nates of the English metropolis, and eventually a member of Parliament. In doing all this it hadn’t been neces- sary for him to change his American citizenship, for he never had any. He had been an intensely loyal Republi- can, a Cameronian office-holder, an as- sistant in floating the national loan, and all the time a subject of her Brit- annic Majesty, Queen Victoria. He is now Sir Jou~N PuLesToN, through the favor of his gracious sovereign, and one of the most supple of the Tory follow- ers of SALISBURY and BaLFouRr in the support of every measure for the op- pression of Ireland. No other mem- ber of his party can surpass him in toadying to royalty, as was evidenced by his alacrity in congratulating Lord Raxporpn CHURCHILL oa his speech in favor of squandering more of the English people's money on Victoria's almost innumerable progeny. In this connection it may be believed that Sir Jou tendered a hearty greeting ‘to Prince RusserLn Harrison during the latter's recent enjoyment of the hospitality of England's royalty and Tory nobility. This would be ndtural, not only on account of his former con- nection with the Republican party, but also because he instinctively knows a Prince when he sees him. It may be further believed that Sir Joux would be a proper person through whom Joux 'Jarrerr might convey to the English Tories President Harrison's assurance that the American people entertain a strong affection for the Brit- ish lion and that every decent Ameri- : . ‘ i can condemned President CLEVELAND'S But there is no more fuss being made ! SackviLLE WEsT. that when that dismissal of Lord Itis well known shining light of Republicanism and pillar of protection, Jars G. BLAINE, was in England last year, he was quite intimate with Sir Jou~x PuLesto, and possibly to the influence of that bloom- ing Tory may be attributed the decided English leaning that is being display- ed by the Harrison administration. Who knows but that it was suggested through this channel that it would be a great stroke of policy in the way of keeping in with the English for the President to send that letter to Queen Victoria congratulating her on the birth of the Battenberg baby ? RAS. A National Flower. We see that some of the papers are still hammering away on the subject of a national flower. They appear to think that the United States is much in need of one, and quite a variety of the floral productions of this and other countries are suggested as suitable for such an emblemetic purpose. The rose, the lily, the violet, the arbutus, the as- ter, the sunflower, and even the holly- hoek, have been mentioned in this con- nection, and one newspaper comes out strong for the golden rod, as if Colum. bia would be satisfied with a flaunting weed for an emblem, But really we ean see no good reason why the United States should have a representative flower. Such trampery may have been suitable enough in the middle ages when the half civilized na- tions of those times required distin- guishing symbols. The rude barons of England fought for half a century un- der the opposite banners of the red and white rose. The lily answered the | purpose of advertising that the banner on which it appeared belonged to France. But we have nosuch use for a flower. To'adopt one would merely be showing deference to a custom of the played-out past, ‘Thigignot the age, and we are not the people, to indulge in such nonsense, Something to Think About, The following paragraph from the Altoona Tribune furnishes a subject for serious thought : It is generally believed that the negroes of Georgia ave slightly higher in the he of in- telligence than their brethren of Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana. And yet we are told that large numbers of colored residents of Georgia have gone out after a man calling him- self Christ, accepting all he says as gospel truth. It is even said that two or three human sacrifices have been made in obedience to the order of the false Christ who has at last been arrested and locked up. If this is the intellec- tual status of Georgia negroes, what must be the condition of those in the gulf states, and who surpass the whites numerically? These are the barbarians to whom the Tribune's party would give the po- litical control of the South. Because the intelligence of that section will not permit this mass of ignorance to domi- nate it politics, frantic appeals are made to the general government to ex- ercise its power in inflicting such a wrong upon enlightened people. This is just what is meant by the demand to secure what is called the political rights of the Southern negroes. It is natural that the Republican party should sym- pathize with these degraded barbarians without whose numerical strength it would be in a minority of over a mil- lion,yet there is no justification for sub- jecting the wealth, culture, civilization and intelligence of a large section of the country to their rule. A Scene of Starvation. The Braidwood coal district of Illi- nois hasn't met with such a calamity as befell the people of the Conemaugh Valley, yet there is a condition of dis- tress and suffering existing there almost as harrowing in its details as if the re- gion had been swept by a flood. Congressman LAWLER, of the Chicago relief committee that has been down in the Braidwood neighborhood help- ing the sufferers, reports their condition as being “most horrible.” Giving par- ticulars, he says: In one instance a horse died in the street, and the flesh was stripped from the bones ina few minutes and eaten by the famishing peo: le. The breasts of mothers nursing their in- Pats he says, have literally dried up for lack of nourishment,and children may be seen with the skin, hardened and dried, clinging to the bones of theif faces. If such a scene of starvation had been described as occurring in England those who have been taught to believe in the beneficence of a tariff system would readily have attributed it to the blighting effects of free trade, But how can the Braidwood situation, and the almost equal destifution in other indus- trial localities in this country, be re- conciled with the doctrine that tariffs are necessary to promote the prosperity of the working people ? pa Spawls from the Keystone, —The Reading Fagle says that city has $50, 000 invested in bicycles. —George Ballantyne, who wears a cork leg, is one of the fastest bicyclists in Huntingdon. —Julia Boyer has been sent to jail in Pitts- burg for the theft of a latch-key valued at 2 cents. —South Chester has a big tony cat that was raised by a little terrier which adopted it soon after its birth. —A West Chester gentleman has computed that there are 852,480 grains of wheat in a bush- el this year, —A young lady at East Nottingham has dis- covered a turtle which bore the initials “Th. T.” and date “1771.” —A 98-cent alarms clock scared burglars out of a well-to-do residence in New Castle early the other morning. —The fishing parties eamping out in Berks county make a comforting tea from a balsam plant that grows wild there, —The vineyards near Reading have been so injured by the heavy rains that only a half crop of grapes is expected. —DMecArthur’s Mill, at Norristown, has closed in definitely, making the third factory there which has shut down within. a month. —Scranton has a Christian. science er faith- cure society, numbering 125 members, which holds services every Sunday evening. —A cane consisting of 5864 pieces has just been made and presented toa friend by Will* iam Schaeffer, of Linfield, Montgomery county, —Mr. Fishel, a bicyclist of Butler, rode down the Main street three nights ago: with both feet thrown comfortably over the handles of his wheel. —Mrs. Eliza Shomers, of Annville;. who ran a splinter under her thumb nail about a weel ago, died from lockjaw on Friday night in great agony. —1In crossing the mountain near Strasburg, a Chambersburg miss met a copperhead snake and broke its back with the first stone she flung. . —Steve J. Owens, of Lancaster, offers te do- nate all the ground necessary to any persons who will ‘locate a manufacturing establish. ment in that city. —The old barlow-knife or “toad sticker” once owned by President Buchanan, and found four years ago at Wheatland, is at Shy. der’s Hotel, Lancaster. —PFair catches of whitefish are being made at Erie daily, but the fish are scarcer than they used to be, as a result of systematic and remorseless fishing. —A. B. Wanner, a Reading lawyer, recently built a $25,000 house, and, after living init a week, moved back to his old home. He says the new house is too fine. —A Williamsport paper of Saturday evening says: Every day a big cargo of logs is brought back by rail and tumbled into the boom. The big saw-mills will soon start up. —Bob Springer, colored, was 101 yers old on Saturday, and celebrated the event at his home in Beartown, Lancaster county. A brass band lent zest to the festivities. —A Pennsylvania Railroad official in Pitts & , burg said lest week that the “curiosity travel” to Johnstown would make up a good share of the company’s losses by the flood. —An evening or to ago, Mabel, a little 4-year old child of ‘Joseph Ringer, of Greensburg, came nearlosing her life from eating “sour clover” that she had gathered about the yard’ —A Delaware county man bought a pair of live chickens and placed them on the floor while he made some purchases at the grocery. When he came back the hens had laid two eggs. —dJohn Yerkes, of Leopard, Chester county, was stricken with paralysis while driving, and fell down back of the horse: The animal kicked him, and then he was run over by the wagon. f —John Featherham, of West Nantmeal, had a finger cut off while holding a horse. The member was caught between the halter-strap and a tree limb while the horse was trying to back off. . —A vacant store-room in the new Bennett & Phelps block in Wilkesbarre has just been found to contain myriads of dead flies—fully a bushel of them—and the question is what killed them. —A bieycler on an immense wheel ranover a 9-year-old girl in Wilkesbarre the other night withour losing his balance, and sped of off into the darkness. The child was badly eut and bruised. : —An aerolite about the size of a goose egg, which fell from the sky, in Liverpool, Perry county, one night recentty, was picked ap- the next morning by Mrs. J. K. Blattenberger, who has it now. ! —At Renovo a couple of nights ago an in- furiated wife flung a can at the face of a man whose wife, she said, had “tried to deaden her husband’s heart toward her.” The edge of the can made a gash which a doctor had to patch. —A cunning frog in a pool near Wiliams” port pretends to,be dead until he is covered. with flies, when he takes a sudden header and thus secures a meal of the insects. When he feels hungry again he sets himself as before* —Mr. J. Jardine, of Phenixville, having re- duces the height of his front steps, Mrs. Jar- dine, forgetful of the fact, made a misstep in coming out of the door with a babe 'in' her arms, the other night and was badly hurt by the fall. . ! —Ex-Burgess T. H. Windle while walking over his tarm in Cain township, Chestercounty, on Monday caught a large blowing viper. The snake is a very rare reptile in that section this being the second one ever known to have been captured. . —0. F. Mingos dnd two others went to Lopeze Sullivan county, recently, to view the first trial of a new splash-dam at Kipp’s lumbér, mill. The rush of water swept away the dam and a flying log struck Mr. Mingos a crushing blow on the forehead, of which he died two days later. —Mr. J. W. Closser, of Waynesburg, in saclk- ing some, wool he had bought during the past week noticed that one fleece seemed very heavy. Onopening it up the biggest part of the carcass of a defunct sheep fell out of the nicely done up fleece, which he had paid 33 cents per pound for. —W. Harrah, of Fayetteville, Franklin coun. ty, went to bed a few nightsago after ‘reading of midnight robberies and dreamed of burglar In his efforts to escape them he sprang from his bedroom window, alighting on his left shoulder, knocking the joint out of place, and fracturing the shoulder blade. —A Wilkesbarre paper says: When a visitor would fall into the hands of the barbers at the encampment of the Thirteenth Regiment he would | charged 65 cents for a shave. If the man objected the “guard” would be called out and make a prétense of taking him to the guard-house, where he would generally pay up.