e Demo 'ratic Watchamn. II I.T I: 1. I, EFIrNT r. P% LITTLE BREMHES AltrtlL VIRIT 011 sp[CIAL PFLOVIIIINCB don't go melt on roliglen, never inn'tlool noS,liow ; et I'‘e got 0 innhiliti . tight grip, nir, On the handful of thlng4 I know don't pan out on the prophet., And flee w 111,1111. a that .ort of thing— 111 I Whet . .. 111 11.,.1 /111.1 1111. 1111141.14, Ever stove one night Leo .pring come into town with /Nine turnip , i, And my little t;iilte none along— folir•year-.111 in the country Could beat 111131 1.41 pretty and Strong e. tart ..1.1 elOittwor to . ol ...00ty, Alwtiv , 4 rtoolv to ..tt i•to and tight— ,td 1 lira( lion to clivw torktoker. M= he 'lnnw eetne dwwn 116 e a Liawitsvt An l pnw.rd I v Tagget %torv, went iti loi n )lIR Ardlinitikt lie team at 410 , 'he eared nt , ellietlw,g and mtarted I 1411.111 une 111(le over \Vent team, lilt llrcerhl t And all 4.1140-spilt oNur the prairie ' I was alloo+t !rose with r•keer, . ut we routed, lip snare lire And t,par(1.441 for ',ln far and near t last we strut k homses told a aggon Hnuw,•d 00.14. r n 4441( piffle 111.1041, 'pPot, 414.1441 herd ol littil . 6.010 Is a hole nor hair via+ found ';:t fl . iil 4."PrA7-VVCII 4"Ie I 'no, flopped &Inn ou my mar rnn. Inines croi, ,k or In the •no. and innytol • • • • a • Iv O w tot. l,•• w,ry • ‘ll.lllll . laid 1.1111 hiri 14 Ili Mt 1441 44441114• .444441144 •, " 1444 4 14 f 44141 '1144il I 1 nt i11..1,1111.1 n I tl. 01..4 551,e1e the) night, in, 1.1.1 •• nII In hndJlou thn tsio W It m 1111,1 .1. rpt .inil w hue nil itt.x •irt hi. I. ".nn. li•hirpeit A. poar: .t. , 1,1•r )011.. I ,4 artt w I Ito w tii n I 1.11. It. I. I. %lila r the Inirll, r cif tit. ' linx drat he get ilinr 11. . mbi 114,1, )1111 walked In that stnrni 'I 1,, t yw t.•'pia .1 boa. and Ingtal 10 Nlllll 1: Nll4 rule aural x. 141 And I think that raving a little hul a And bringing hint in 1114 01.111, Ia N dermal ritglit better I /11,111,10, 111011 Inating around the 1 brat., HASTY WORDS '•Mniber, please look here and see y pretty block Lowe, When I ' M MI we will Internist. pet like IC I glanced at the lour yearrtfit Ilarry, ho had constructed a most wonderful ,Ifiee in the middle of my eating am afraid it Bill not keep out urh of the 14100%, ' Said r. .Bllt It Wolliti lie so MCC in the surn• er, Kahl Ilarry, laughing tnerrik , rd springing to III) ride, he threv, s little arini around my 'welt, ray /11, 111111111113, I 10% e .on I larr%, raid I ki..ing all tell Bridget to haue %aria Li,. II tor tea ?' lie nturied yuichlt, find Its lie star d his tout caught nH a light 141:111.1 Inn nlllOl I hurl Hared a rare fart 811 Anse with n rosebud Just ~,,1111.1 is rend!, is it The stand H user, and the vase (a gift Irtiin my • ail Hint her was shattered '11414 naughty boy ! I cued angrily, he whipped. Pick lip 141111 Ina them In In.lll/./ti II,• mtmlye , l and carefully racked iti) ria:merita, scratching hits little flu •r- a- he .11,1" .) agaii)vt the sharp I e earned them away 111111 a , gone nurse tune When hr re ti e.I it w•ts with nomething clasped , hilt 111 1114 1110111 (%•11.11g. tol 11le. lie 1,1111,1 a lily 111. 111111 y 1111 , , 4/11111g 111111.11% al 11111 11111 a I)("A 111. e. 111.111.144 11 " Lxt coil 11e1111111 nu• lop IS 1111 . Coll., 111.1 oaeredls, r herisl.e.l •.00tre, a kind Ittogithor hail gls' ti tit for nowt. little Whet., nod throw It nn rne. I know not Ilarrn picked r, III) elih li•ltrn rite rig duwn his tare, arid w•it down tipin st .tool with list hand., (l)l. et I.ls Presently he totol 'Mat/ I and play wills Eddie Porter r 'I don t care where NI,II I, od.dy, you keep out 0f 1111 .. 1-Ight: Harry went to the (dome( 'Mere hie at and hat hung, put thew on, and nie alilict0(111 by my side '1,211 . 111 I, will you torgis 0 ?'- 111 Hi/ sorry ,' and lie put lit 4 hisi I/1/ t a 1%1,1. It , torgive ! Irdled the little fellow away! Ile ssl by the door a moment, looking litnllN at tile. It twenty live yearn 0 110 day mince Ile stool Ilo•re , ( . 1111 /*CC 61ta with 1118 l,lue (74/11A and ay worsted skatmg rap, rind the de red tilitleam, an II it were hut -;‘ 111111,1 . 11 I . llllily at nl , 1 1 / 1 . 11/11r opened and !dint., the tle Iri t went slowly down the atairs. heard hint go out, unfastening the 11,miking flit of the window I NUN' e little fellow lilt hin lave with a ille fin fie maw me. which gave place a Inulnl inner fl the lips an he maw i,ols no notice of 6na. 1 watched e darliog down the strict with a tinge uniletined leeling, till the little :it 1111,1 red iiiittenn were no longer Twice, a sodden impulse moved me call hull back, but I crushed It down. It, would to God I had ? Well, I 14rW I all through the afternoon At tour clock I put away my work and sat , the window. Conscience begah to prOaell llle for my conduct, 'I don't "'et' I eanl, 'my beautiful voce or a 1111,"W11111 IS the value of all the tses 111 the world compared with .or child ? Have you riot spoken °slily to that dear !title Harry, who alwa‘l4 r.o cheerful and obedient'? ful this IX riot the first tone, either, id %tut calling yourself It Christian other, too? Suppose Harry should suddenly taken away from you.— rouldit't .our cruel words haunt you rover?' I could bear this no longer. I rose picked u p the stray litter about room, to give it a more tidy ap- lEEE ''hen I went to the window, peer• trixiou.dy through the gloom, but n; nothing of my boy. My heart became terribly heavy ; this suspense was unbearable. !tastily throning; a shawl over my head, I ran into Mrs. Porter's. 'Have you seen Eddie?' Was the question before I entered the room. 'five you seen harry. 'lle was over here at half past two Fe and Eddie went over to Josie Gray's. I think—' What she thought I never knew, (or at that moment Eddie rushed iii breath Tess, screaming: 'Mother, mother! Ilarry Loring is drowned I We were sliding on the mill-pond, and there wins a hole in the ice with snow on it, and Harry did not see it, anti—' , 'Hush, Elite,' said his mother, looking at me fearfully. 'Il ere is Mrs. Loring.' There was a great silence in the room, broken only by the Irinhe, 88 eet voice of a canary, and the pur ot a Maltese cat. , Presently MN. Porter Came towncd me, anti placed her hand sally upon my shoulder, saying, "Ella, my poor child never moved, but vat looking, with my (ryes upon MI awful picture, A cold, grnv afiernoon, a pond, little boys plating upon it, one little figure, well known to Inc, suddenly thsap lpearing Own* the treacherous ice, the huh- hands grasping at cruel full 01 WHAT, And those wicked, sudid words ring ing through my ears 'I don't rare where you go, so long IS Sou keep out of Inv sight!' There nay n mist he lore Illy eVe. l , a rllll.ll ng ut 1111' earn I remember leaving the house with a blind leeling al going where toy liar ry was Then came a horrible SVIII4I. I the earth giving ziwity under my and I knew 110 more A plea.ant feeling (il wai:mttl, • tngind Hen.e per,a(ling my system I opened lily e%es and glanced around the room A strange wonuui ,141(141 ht the lire; 'tribe foul of the lied stood my hu.liand with his hand , over hi eyes. I tried to think wheri; I waw and what had happened, but in vain 'Then my attention W/114 arrested by a little figure in :t red Ilannel night (1re..., cuddled up in a big (Tlltir—iny ' Then it all flashed aertie. my mind. I eat up .traiglit in lied with a nut en. 'What as it Slit I, feebly. ‘ YOII most riot talk ! lie down. darling, darling and the strong 1111111 t/rpt like It ell 110 And the little lig are came 111 11441 WI illy bed, and piffling his anus around time neck, Cried too And I, quite patiled to know wltat it all :meant, eried also stran!le figure came forward and took Harry away, saying lie careful, Mr, lung Everything now depends upon till ICI 'Tell Inc all tont': ...mil I '1 Intii“ It not, I liail each it urn l feeling ( ! ! I ilreaineil Ilarry was Brunt Ilia face grew white. 'lle waw near death George Gray got him out ot the pond , Gray malt down to the office for rile ; I went atter Itr lhooper, 1111 , 1 (aline right up. There wan but a 'qirk ot lite left, but we milecreded lit 11114 '11 , )%1 111311 413%N lig(i W3l , q, 11/11" odd? . NAM I •S•e%ol wo.l Ile, n u II rlg 'Se% nail I '1 rn p(o.Hi ble 1 . 4111 }Mt . (' kern very sielc aith brain truer, Ella You were v ery ',ear death for 113 N•• eser seeing vim e(111.., 10114 again ' I II 'llair% 1, , 411 - 4,,tlid, 1111 .i , r4 r }illll I/ 1111- !.:1•1 nll2lll llr Ilnnper said the crisis 1%,11.4 nt 11:11i11 11 ,I;11 11,,i timing', the night siat uoul.l get %%ell l ilt, Lil,' I ant ',Mare spared to rare r' have been no weak and etinful, Il;vol 1, stud I , and tberi I told bun all, ilia keeping hack anything Ile heard me through, striiking toy Lail in a gentle fariliton; when I hail ti Ii;-het hr Paid li I i tanght you Y lennon, dear, awl that wan all ' I 1 , ./11 recovered. For loisrfik time I could not bear Harry''out of my night. It seemed 1104 if I could not atone"lor cry wicked conduct. The thought onakem me shudder now—it it had been that Harry had never com e back to me, and that the last word- , he heard from lon mother s lipa were KO unkind. I have had three children since then, and not one of them lots heard a cross or busty word Irmo me, Mon, my mwenre has been sorely tried, but 011 V Ihon;'ht nil that horrible death lii which II 11 rrY Cattle NO near drive, Il,i denim. awn% M 4,1 ht•r4, bear pill ielith wit h I 1i1104 . 1 . 111. little ones. Arc there not many whose et es, resting upon lhie nnnple story, fill with bitter tearto.at the recollection of the Unkind words, and even:blows to little children laid away forever ? Who would not give all their world ly possessions, yes, years ol their lives, to recall those hasty words that made their child's lips quiver pitifully and the clear en vs don with !ears? Ah ! mil cannot have them back even lor a moment to kiss the sweet, red lips They are gone and your sin remains I An Old Album and its Contents The Portland Press says a lady of that city lilts in her possession nn old album, tilled with currous mementoes or the time oh Andrew Jackson. One of the contributors to this album was John Quincy Adams, who wrote in a trembling hand two complimentary tlifLIAlll4, datei,l 1834. Tristram Bur gess contriburea some elegant verses an the volume. The historian Pres cott expressed his indebtedness "to tie fair owner of this little book" in a Fut% ficiently legible 'band, considering the state of his eye sight. J. C. Calhoun expressed his best wishes for the health and happiness of Mrs. C , in a sprawl i iag hand that one. does not. an tierran`e and can hardly believe when lie sees it. Then cornea "Faithfully yours; Charles Dickens," with a super fluity of Ilou4ish,which seerrie so amaz ing to everybody who never -aw his watchlehain and his larstcoat. This was written at Washington in 1812, it the time of the novelist's first visit: to Aiderica, Edward Ever en's ignature , and the quotation from If millet tinder which it appears are written in characters as clear and (.441 its clean attil.tashilions as the it miler's finely chiseled •and classic lace. Rut ill , (he most stril(ing and Indi crow+ volitritst. with 11114 there appears on the vely next lent the geinAil the I,IIOL, lIS 1111:OWN: =I "M or Main reiluests the tumor from the wettt to write his name in her Album. "Iler cariosity Khali he aratilied by Nell I I IfiVnt wishing. her health and happiness and a 'Hale arrival at her re , iilenee with her faintly and friends. 1)1V Itl 01 . 01)% ETT." Only Iwo yeara akerwarda poor 1)a rid 198.4 killed at the Alamo, Texim jotietilt Story, Ftibritaly St h, 183 with chttracterietic uunlchty w mem IME )11w 11,tun boikrit4 of svorthien rate, Ilith In their palmy Nino. , And vet for one n pate you 4ttre, %VIIo only gives—it 'Name I)ireelly undervatli . ItoktFrt C. Win thiop wrote in 18.16 Na other hatol—hirnented, lionure , l I riend ...eh humble toolirment I lit ' , ell h ., . p. mteil uttr... 1.3 porur Itrlghlor iiiii .11,111 throe WIII er In 0111 . (,11111lry . II uun uln 141111 e 'Alarm, Van Buren sat lo plvit , inre in the 11 bum - Ow+ and nothing more 1 Mir , 1111'11 fire '‘V infield Scott, in a tine Wiry hat that ili, not remind one 11l the bur W:111'14kI N p. r.on or IoH achievement ISriten thin 1111 the 27th of Afarci the banks of the beautiful li.Vlllll/VV, 11l , and under her 1104 punblr rtool, I am rewlented to inscribe in)' name (in Oil., tablet, tv halt I do ay a mark (ii my high respect and esteem liir llrt —. I' have visited her I•nuulry iii haste, write in liante, to len 1 a \vitl n liuirnttun 1111,1 reiliee W I N PlY1.1) SCOTI." Wtodiinglon'l ing n 111(.4 : "Very re%neetnilly, %.nir m 1,1,10111 letinolv writem immediately under neatli, "I entirely agree with Irving My Grandfather's Story "Nly story is very brief," said the old aentleinati I am about to narrate a sad and tatal 1/ITllrn'llee, the retnetn bra nee of wli eh is indelibl) siansped upon i% mind, never to be obliterat ell while lite rt•inains. Years ago It happened Tile old titan swept from his brow the troant venerable looks, and seating in lie arm chair proceeded WI 10IlopWm "What I recount, you may assign to nothing unusual or strange, lint for m sell -so far ruin believing that the circumstances were brought to pass by chance, I can trace it in the anger of an offended Ihety, and lia‘e over thought it to be the just and speedy vengeance of !leaven upon those who in the hive of warning and kindly tad turirion,still persisted un flagrant and tursernpulous disobed lance of emmitand to remembe - ' - the Sabbath to keep it holy .1 greater portion of the year IS3O wa , ..pent by rue traveling- o‘er the southern and western part of the l'nion t Ire Sabbath day—if I recut I et alight, it was dpring the month of lu y —loon I Mit ,agreeably entertained at a I trot house not far distant Gom the cc% id 0' . The inhabitants of tills luau bo u rc COTOONted of the '0 14.11, tlo If two daugblere, n non HI lore.l tarot laborer". I begnilded away the morning of the day Ver% pleasantly', chatting with mine 1111,1, is lIMII I 4liscol. eretLato be a man of commierable intelligeree, and pi , , , e1,14,11 of a variety of informa tine mare than in tumidly found with one of hie ntation in life. Ile was like• wise very religiously inclined, and well read in Scripture, of which he ap peared to be a complete commentary. There wan one subject upon which he expatiated at large during our morning's convernation ; this subject wan the es ik tit gaming. I have of ten thought how strange and °willow, it was that we should discuss this sub• jest upon the very day , but stay, I will not get in advance of my story The good farmer told tile, while the learn chide down his aged cheek, of an only non who wits ruined, and vi ho eventually net his death at the Card table Ili made known the fact that the men then in hin employ were ad dicted to wielding the "ilevil'n tools," as he termed the implements of gami mg. lie had detected them in the act rind haul Keriously reproved them, and polluted out its manifold evils. The men promised faithfully to renounce citric iii the future They had broken faith, however, for it wan soon discov ered that what they promteed to re flounce, they still practiced in secret. Towards the wane of the afternoon the dull, heavy clouds threatened a violent morn., and I drew my chair to the window to watch 1114 approach and view 1111 effect upoin the beautiful land nape spread out before me. I have often observed that the approach of a storm occasion's a certain milescriba ble feeling to seise upon the frame of a sensitiie person ; never shall I for get my own sensations at aim time. There appeared to be a vague fore. shadowing of Come terrible scerie con stantly before my mental vision. Pat ter, patter descended the rain in hugh drops, rattling from the housetops and rebounding in cataracts from the case ment. The lightning was intensely vivid, and the reverberating roar of the thunder deafening. I never wit nessed a tempest to equal it in terrific grandeur and snblimity. The warring of the elements soon subsided, and the sun shone forth in all its magnificence, hanging a glitter ing diamond upon every leaf and tiny blade ul grass. As soon as the ground was in u proper condition for walking, I sauntered abroad to endeivor, if pos. Bible, to nil myself of the dread for bodinga which kill cluing to me. In my detour of the premises 1 wandered near the barn, the door et which stand ing ajar, I opened wide and peered within. I can but very inadequately dementia the scene that met my view. Seated upon the floor were four young men, apparently deeply :::.sorb ed in a game of cards, while a filth stood erect, against the wall. Fazing in tently upon the players, Iris right hand grasping a pitch-fork, I entered the building; each seemed thoroughly wrap tied up in his game. A few pieces of silver—the stake—lay before them. I accosted the group familiarly; not it muscle moved, not a round broke up on my ear save the echo of my own tones among the rafters. Approach ing, I placed my hand upon the shoal der of the 1111111 nearest to tne, at the same moment H looping to bring my hotly upon the level with the silent, motionless forms before me. I now ,sere,viii the set Hum of each glazed eye I Each livid, distorted coo m e. Dance! Eabh clenched hand I To my unspeakable horror I raw that death had set his seal upon every man. rushed from the place overwhelmed with terror, and made the best of uiy war to the farm house. It was sometime before I was Rai co•n1Iv recovered from lily fright to ren der mvsell understood by (home who sought the cause 01 my alarm. Sum monung as many as could be got to gether, we proceeded In It holy to Ibc spot, There stood. the pale spectre, still grasping the fork, There mat the ghastly group. Upon every counte nance way imprinted the emotion la bored under before death. The exult ing smile of the successful player, and the angry troubled brow of the 1111/411C cessful player, were portrayed with ter rihle fidelity. A strong menthe ohm pervaded the air of the apartment , had Leen struck by lightning 'hiring the storm, and the sufaile hod had scattered death among the Sabbath breaking gaming party with its wails, Recollections of Great Men My only recollectiop of Dernostlie nes Ptw his attempt wliJa a liov to speak a piece at a .fistrict school ecloloton and Ileaking down. Ile vins reciting the Illmiliar Irises. •e•iirre l a pert ont• of my age r. in 1111i1i11 • 1111 lII' If I .11.,111.1 I }lll/111 . 111 11111 111 10 011 In 11111•1011 . 111 •1 4 111 At this point he hesitated, put the earner of bin apron to his eyek, burst into tears and sat do•vn, totally Doer CIIIIIC II) the allusion to lionsell and be the novelty or the situation near°, who was a lad at the same schoolonade Inn of Demosthenes, oak 'rig him, derio 100.1 . 1, II he hadn't better go anti hire 0111 for an orator' Wltti Ca•sar when he paosed the limhietin. Ile held a good and I told hint he had better order It up, but lie passed. The result is well known , he lost the game. Alexander the (treat apd myself were s , •hoolniate We were brought up little girls together Ile used lo amuse roinselt, I remember, by smash mg up all the globes there %vele school, and then pot down null cry be Cali/4v ibere IVllft . 110 111011. 11011A/410 1•01“1111.1' I 11/IppellSol 10 be 1% 011 hltn when I.e cut the Ilordian Knot. Maio other , had tried in vain 10 110 It. it nut for Joe.' Smart Meek came along and cut it the first time trying, with a patent corn-cutter Nero had one of the most aensitive organization,. I ever knew, and keenly sympathised with human woes. I have seen him sit in the ampitheater at Rome and weep totterlt when captives were torn u, pho, - AIM ikelthlti. Il Is a base slainl,l fiddled while Rome war burn.. 11, belonged to a tire engine comp,. , I d I saw him work at the hrak.- ..0.-011. Some uric saw hurt as he !Jelin.] t.. break'erdown, and in the excitement of the moment thought he was hddleing, and su te ported. knew Shakespear a.• long ago as when he tem:ed store for the Mer chant of VeniCe and sold the Prince of Denmark by the Nan] Ile w . tts an honest lad with the Lard stick, giving Measure for Measure, Ile always wanted to lie an actor and Was perpet tinily miming Shakespeare to ellSlo niers. People used to leer at hum for it, 1 have even Sellll the King Lear Shakespeare only laughed, and said they were making Much Ado About Nothing, adding 'you can have it as you like lie was fond of the ladies, arid pop Mar scandal associating his Willie it itit certain Merry Wises of Windsor, employer raised such it Tempest about him ears that lie ran away and Joined a sanely company. He mink his debut its first grave digger in ()Mello Diogeries was one of the most eccentric men I ever knew. Ills mother was it washerwoman and lie lived in her tub, except on wash days, when she hail t., use it to make a living' for loin Al though he gets a good deal of credit nowadays for having lit cd in a tub, he didn't al the tone of it. Tls, neigh. hors used to call lion a lit?), shiftless lellow, lolling around in a tutu, talking philosophy to a lot of other good lor nothings Atm' of •working for a lie ing. A good deal tilts been said about his walking the streets of Athens with a lantern 'to find a man.' I saw him at the time. He wanted to find it man to stand treat. The greatest remark of his.lhat has been preserved, was when he said: 'lf I could live like Alexander the Great, I had rather I)i. ogenes I Columbus was a sweet`hrposi tinned, but exceedingly thoughtful boy, as I remember him at school. When we boys were out vl,tyiJiur e lie would sit and weep for lioQrs over the incom pletenese of the maps of the allitFicyl. He felt as tho' something was wanting. He wasn't satisfied with three-quarters of the globe, such as was employed in the schools at that time. He pined for the other quarter. I reccollect his horrowin2 s friar e of me on, two or ~.; u . ILII us them was a con tinent ma, somewhere, and that when he got big enough he meant to run away from home, go on the canal, and discover it, hut we Only laughed at hi in, little thinking he would yet give his name to the State capital of Ohio. I lost all traces of Christopher until years afterward, when the telegraph brought thernews of his discovery of America, which up to that lime had Fnccessfully eluded the most persistent efforts of our hest discoverers.-' -Fitt Coraram 1,01., The Average Juror Question alternately Ity the Court, the Slate's Attorney and the defense, as usually answered by ‘llll intelligent .Juror:', 'Are you opposed to capital punish ment?' yol—yes, sir.' Il'you were on a jury (lien where a roan was being tried for lite, you wouldn't agree to a verdict to bang him?' 'Yes, sir--yes I would.' 'llave you fumed or expressed your opinion as to the guilt or innocerh.e of the accused?' 'Yes, sir!' 0 1 / 4 . Your mind, then, is made up?' 4111, it 'Have you any bins lor or against the prisoner?' ''Yes, 1 think I have.' 'Are you prejudiced ?' 4 Ih, no, not a bit.' 'Have t on ever heard of this cave?' 'I think I have 'Would you itecide, it on the jury according to the q‘olenee or mere ru impr? ' 'Mere rumor.' 'Perhaps von don't understand, would ton ileWe at cording to evi dence?' 'Evidence.' 'II It wits in your power to do no, would you change the lat. 01 capital punishment or let it starry!' 'Let it stand.' The Court 'Would you let it stand or change It ?' 'Change it.' 'Now, which would you do?' 'Don't know tor.' 'Are you a freeholder?' 'Yes, HIT, Oh )Pi,' 'Do you own a 'house and land, or rent?' 'Neither--I'm It hoarder.' llute you limited an opinion ?' 'No, sir.' 'Have you expressed an opinion ?' 'Think I have The Court : qlentlemen, I think the Juror is competent It is very evi dent he hay never formed or expressed an opinion on any subject -- --Fur "‘sal, , v that arc dark and tricks that arc vain, - at. "Ileathen Cloture 'to 11111111011C11 to be peculiar. Yet note the manner in which editorH coral - I've to till up a column. Chow obtiervattotv will, perhaps, detect Koine mound moral advno to these ell pia.ugs. So munch the better : Loilk hire. Pend this lieware of whtlkcv. Hejel:(1.11 111)• Rad eggs Ikitttle.ty 1. true Itttliterteritt l ' aln:11 1 / 1 • 1141fIle 11,1111111011., A high rent ”ne In Vmr hal Better v.ear nut iltattrtplt too A Illng and happy life. to all, ,1( Ntankind etabrace4%s(nnatikno,l. Itare to do right, dare to be true rrolime Hwearing in abominable Pardon all men, but never thyself To be continued —the wet weather a Printing onlye rat.' are squadrupedm The oldest grain elekator Whin key When drinii enierm, wisdom departs l'acifie Mal lien pecked hut E pitap h on a Smoker - Jly lope'n oul nove all, trio.k kw, do wrong to J eat! the ?Os vrtHernenth ; it will 14•1,1 , erato• exvelite prompt ‘lstalliv hne heventy thou:quid farm eta. Wanted A hoc to complete this Column. Iftnv handy, sometime+, in a !me like this arc needed to till out this column liere they are. ()or r,• 'iiop and looked %tirN 1,11 11 , 1 , 1 set 1,V1) hires 10 fi iI i POI his 11l 11 \ ti %Kw • Allltlli 1.. I%,iigrt,m stn. tur lit nr g.t: III• 11 011 Ole loll' the Irndrro of 1111 "grand party lien lint let nod Spa.. r Blame nssnnung the part of clown and the nog roaster l'he assumed leadership on the part tit Butler i. keynoting too odious fin the t, ' : ortion of his .party to hear, hi et e tine frequent outburst of loyal wrath. On Ule day in question the Beast in.nited the whole House and was called to order,by the Speak er, Butler rcpt) rig, "I'll be d--d if I will," null went on and finished. The Speaker name down from hue chair and took the floor and literally anni• htlated the !hitch Gap Cannier, much to the attittkieutient I• t the DettioCralti. 'lt's no sort of use, said a Richmond coal merchant to 1118 Irish driver; 'I can't learn you anything at all, and I've been trying for years.' 'Shure, sir,' relined Billy, an lie wiped his forehead and replaced his handker• chief iii It is dilapidated hat, 'Shure, awl re/ have !atria me fire thtng—yez hate Im ut rum that fifteen hundred mailed a Lou.'i -Mamma--What is baby crying for, Maggie? Maggie—l don't know. —Mamma—And what are you look. ing so indignant about? Maggie— That nasty, greedy dog's been and took and eaten my 'gunge cake! Ml,,lna--Whv, von eating a rake Maggie— Ob i that was I.;tby'el All Sorts of Paragraphs. Used up—The lightning rod The panel game—drawing a jury. A relative beauty—a pretty cousin song of the oyster—Keep um ui my little bed A chnsm too many writont full into 811 rcritn. Nobody's child—Joshua, who wa s the son of Nun. Every gcod business man has his pri vats Biz-mark, The rock on which Fenianimn is founded—Sham-rock. Can n lover 'mottled it suitor, when ho don't suit her Qoear—Cllll a man osting dates be said to constimo tune I NVe'd sooner be possessed of divers pearls than of pearl-divers. Colors not discernible '1 ivisiblb green" find "blind man's buff." Who ever saw anybody near a fire who didn't want to play poker? A fellow who pawned his watch, said ho rinsed money with a lever. An early spring—Jumping out of bed at live o'clock in the morning. . The nearest an old bachelor gets to 1114, matrimonial harness —a sir 4-144g144. Though "old age 19 honorable," many people hate to contes.B it—they will dye tirBt. An old bnchelor conaparei a shirt button to tiro, bet:Rust, itro often hangs by a thrend A (lown-enq wng vronkm of ono of hit nons,hbors 11.4 being "cowott down lie cult " IVhy should a ordder be a good re.i.oadent 7 liecnu i be drops II ha( by every po.,t. Thor(' is ninny n nun whose tonon might govern inultittul,s, if he could only govern his tongue tho compowr of the Itu.-inn nntional hymn, to dead His In,t word was his own name Very tippropritttely;l'oombs is to de- Ilvvr tho orntlon ov'r the l'onted,•ritte timid It K nox v lb° Lt H not Po bad being only a hillo oloo4e," the being frequently" tight ' that is so objeetronablr• Innocence is like an niiihrt•lloc wilco OHO' we IL we may 11,!% lio , pe to see it back again. A newspaper (h.w ri Smith pc/1,11.1),4 the deaths of colored people under the heading of “Negrology " A n English paper, speaking of a very tall actor, says, "By Joie, he's tall enough to act in two parts " pm and downs—Examples of the "ups and downs of Bile " Bvrng hard a nd consequently cast down Another ring—The wholesale linen drapers in New York are stud to be get ting op a big Napkin Ring The Washington .1•Inr says "Large type isn't nece-sary in advertising Blind folks don't read newspapers ' A life I Illsl/1 - 11110 . 1•01111MIIV which 604 before tiny of its policy-holders, must have been a poor concern from the start ti , xt to the mitrailleti., the roost thing. now-x-dny4 pl n dr , 11.!:141 0 ...4 trinnaged by un 11104 iwrionced clerk. A tipw it W 11,1.41 11,11.1 1,0114 el n env+llnry udurn mon tm, 'aid 1 , , bill diUlle 1,1•11lIt1111 II V fr 011.01.11 ull/fl Ity (:c•ur4r• " oxu•hunud n Freshman the other morning , "I've slept sixteen hours I went to bed at eight and got up at eight " have a great love for old liyinte , , vud a pretty girl to tier masculine CMll plitlll4l "L ton much fonder of young her..," was the relily That woman was it philo%ophor who, when she hot her husband, said she had one groat consolation --abe knew whore he was 'light, A elorgy rime Wpst elli ixting at It publicle.•titt, , n prayed that the iliec taile. 'night linpri•-s nil prenetit with the of human hie Soho of the lending pipers on tho coast employ eurtliquako repor ter. It 1, n very slinky benisons, nod roquires men of stonily habits An Any , 'Several hundred boon riii4ed in Paterson for blooding Frntivi , ' Hasn't Franco been nough already? A prominent risers-hunt of Augusts, Georgot, fell dead thn other day, white I onvor.ing with his wife—which shown the lived of Going careful A is ay.:. .o..•11/1; an "hi gobler try rig i•wnllow is ,linen sir 11g. fin ll,ns 55 na• "n 11, , verat, m t. 5551 , 5 5,, 5515.5,, 5,1, ern Llun Int" Tilrket If eiN In It that she [limit', of hues, are largar than their heads'/" Nothing out of the wny, We know of persons in 01411.1 mm fix Augustus sn)s young inen get tozlit Gy no-Inelrig them', Iris with (hit "nr. dent," but that \ 111,iie‘r get 11!2.1it try sodneing inn different manner 5/1 corsets so. Women ought certainly to take an interest in agriculture, as thorn is noth ing which is more important to them than that all men should he good it 11.3- bard-wen. It does not cost much to advertw. in Georgia. 'Home one gives notice that he had lost three papers of Eioidliti pow ders, and that he will pay a reward or them. Eleven Egyptian cavalrymen, who over-slept dimmed Veil, and appeorigl late at morning. parade, had their head.; taken off with s.:iiinitars, to teach them a lesson. Moran innocent follow says that in stead of putting the word of God lu the letter of the Constitution, we had hotter hike prole of th., devil out of tho gol - Mustard does not go well with apple pies, nor indeed, with ice cream. Neith er will sugar do on raw oysters. These are the dictates of a recognized culinary auth erity. Colonel Susan If. Anthony says, Inita owes woman everything. Hut it is nob Susan's fault, fur she has been trying fur the lust forty veers to seize his pan taloons for the debt.