The Democratic Watchman,
B l 1, I , N I'
SHALLOP ON THE SEA
I littinehett n Ptutllnpnn the sea,
I “41»1,1111,1, - rtwn.l the proWt
it eyed 1111°10111e 1,1..eze,, ei.—
Whltr Ilrelce the were Ipeneath the how
Iky sky 01 coil), 111010 0.2
'[Ana 1104.1‘,1 and harr',l stltti gardpn aloud,
,111,111/ tli it',Mb Willi it Its ilmbrne.
NVliiic Irusli ulug bloom, ft 111'd the Airowl
liut v e thr elm mid-honten
11111 , StOr1(1-11'411C1, I,IOOIIIIA op ol.y
The ln • nlll ' ui n g grew pak with
And lona Incliinlog. looped on high.
14;t4:1:, I.3idc my Intl° I ,f.al 1.111 , 1
till. I nrrlAci , nett, the r•rtrrli.. nut ,
Till 1111111.4.1 ..,
Till.btr ace., tttet 'tl, I
Irre Tat another tiny Loat
hawv s , tame,
ki] 114.1 a - hi. 1.. I a rat.%
haineli'd at evaning'n dun deathly
I Imnc n hmlrni MI I 114.1111 Pd,
aqs I I 11”-tp,111, ‘11)” . 1, faintly
lluti hr tile rny a oxiq
11y ~lluliuy'- eutirme ought hr ,11,1.111
Night eI ed annulil the fatal bark:
1 raw the Kk•atning .Ire,t•tdr..'n, •
For in for Millw e and Ih ,• , lnit
of middle night. the • lIoM' went down
I
Thy J f 1111:11W wxiulnr tisvro,
Awl tin I 42 totti.l fut olpr mono
-1 it rite ilit“.111vIl. r.l
What Five Dollars Paid
Mr Hereon him office
SAue Ifni . , iv heii 11 1.1.1 11.111t . r1.1 1111i1 lined
I.'ll 111111 II .111.111 II Wllll
1.111 Inl' 1..11121., 11111' 10 111.4 I+llo4 ,
toesiivr,
it poor 'ono who lived in Ow
oelt !ignore,
• I'll) m r ifenot thitt I Ilftl arts 1'
lIUv 12111111 it I'll t Coll%etimia
11111' ietired
'.llr I erriot had i djilla
lull in his pocket; but lie felt as it he
eott.l.lu I purl Lt. lie dlthi t like
tu be entitely out of motley. So act
in; limn tills intpulse. lie had sent the
1,0 iota). Very still sat .Mr lierru.t
for the next Liu wiuutesi et l o n
thought:, were busy. Ile wus hot at.
together satisfied with hturself. Ito
shoemaker it as a poor Hiatt, and need
ed lii• ta4awy as noon 115 wuued he
ii i ?lot im•ol of the fact
alta , ,nt Mich I had sent the lice
dollarft,' said Mr. ITerriot st letigth,
halt atidibl . t 'fie atolls It ttorse than
I '
IT,. mused still further
Inet he al lorgth exv/aimed.
vtarlinv, nlr, 'it's trintlev, and
rwt mute; and what is more he oltnel
Eire it '
-n%niq, IlerritA tun{ np hi hat
and lett the tttbee.
'1)1 , 1 you get the motley, Charlee
Gran,. he the bov entered tht
rhi !. There kwi. g,.,4 deal .4 earn
e.tne4nr in the .11,,eittitker a tOtlyS,
replied the kl.
got the liwneV . l
\il,
•\V,ten't ilerrint r
•Yec, sir, , Lut hr nul II t%10411 t COll
-
•1 ill I . dear: lln horn owe, from
ti .e yhnrniu6er, w a depree-ed
A woman was .11.i111( 111 (irillt
,111111 w lietk he billy 1 . 11111.. 111 , ahe held
1.1 , 1 nn-en, anti With letswpg ott the
0., 1,1,r , a look 01 tliqupp.mlitilieial tia
ur her tact.,
'lt cunt be helped, Dir., Lee, said
'I was Hurt ut getting the 11111 c,
from him fir never di-111,1,,nnttbd tuc
before. Call inn le murtnnw, ;mil I will
Irs mid liaise it for you (1,
1111 . • NoMall looked troubled as
dtbapptntitcd. 11uNlt •lic Ill! 1it . .1,
away an , l 1t..1(.1.1.1u shop 1 i.•,‘
till - titter her departnie 111'111101 ,',111,1•
an.l atter eq,l a tiord. 1,l apologi,,
pad
'Run I,u , gift this 1,1,1 ,ii.triged, vu i
-huentakur to t 0... IJ,, th e moment
his (III:tomer hall Jl'pn , ted
'Now,' said be, n- 001111 US ILc
qbang,.l , 4 - ei pl/ll.:11.1 111 hi:3ll4lldr , , 'Lake
two dollars to lirr. Lee, a n d Olive to
Mr NVeaser 11.er0,8 1114. street. Tell
Mr. Weavor that 1 nut idsivel 1,, him
lur baviiigh,aut.l it to lie din. limn,
tug, and sorry that L Nadi t tin much
in t he Louse when Le rent fur a nu
hOlll Itgti
• 1 St 1 / 3 11 1 La I but I
as-ore 1011 that I hate not.' said ',‘lr
liV,.. t vet, the tailor. '1 paid vet the
last dollar just, liners yoft 1 • 111111'
1,111 3,11 8111111
hate the money to a t‘ertitint)
`But what uni 1 to do today ? I
1151 n. cent to Wep.' miNrll with,
and I oae eo tinsels at the grocer's,
%%here I dial, thud be 'll,ll'l trust line
lei Ling more
The tailor looked troubled, 11,e
woman lingertn! Just at shit inorpeut
boy entrt,l,,,
dollars Mr. tirant
this moraine.' t-ai,)
lie's tiorrx lie hadn't
eriefOr It a while
of 40 tailor awl bie
itietantly, ae
if a gleam of eunelime..had ometiated
th• I'o,lll.
'Here le 'limey I owe "yyt,k,
said the fortner,,, in, 4,, eheeriul
and he latt,ied . the
. woinau tin thre e
dollarii to had reetti% ed. , moment
after he was alone, but, wi 1, the glad
lace of the poor woman, whose need lie
had been able to eupptyldietitiet'before
Of the three dollitra received by' the
needlewoman, five vieht - to the kr?e,r,
bn account of het 'debt (0
‘ bitn, half
kite paid to eh old 'needy Colored wo
man wlso had earned sorntilkng,
and who •iVaff Waking Ittr Wear.
errs return. frisarrt4se - takbrti:tto rget4 War
does, and thus tui RUSS' tcf — proVidd An
eveninga and morningiteitrgWY
eel f and oh ildren. The dthe "half ticif-
Par- was paid to the baker when hit
called to rd evening to leave the ac•
oatotned L. Thins, the poor needle
•wonsais had been able to discharge
'coalFdebts, and, at the datrie'lithe 're
••stin ablielt- her credit with the gtoaer and
whom"csime the letgest
*below - cif the food dens dined' In her
lit& tinily,
AIM now let nit lollttsv Mrs. I,i , e. On
her Arr . , tonre A ettly handed, from
her v, t ft . 4le tiiiltrr,,.. g rillT , owed
her It il rtt for rk, le found a
young) ii ..i. ,,1i) Wllll4O pale Mee were
tmtrloi till g mire, vtt,ittg
her retury ! i
v., • - girro ti en tck I. ig i lle ell
as siotitutni in 't (I r w I ,s
-werlttilt 4. t ~o tt#lptylet
of Mr 'Lee w It Int Cl e, at y URI-,
'I nut very tomr,t...„.llttrriel, but Mr.
Gram litst...mt , oflletntil to morrow. Ile
Haul Le. latilLt it. ilolluritt the_ Imue.'
The girl's disamoliontent wits ‘cry
g mmmmm
ta"Al V laded, and anti HllereeJed
14 11 took 01 deet' 1 11, tre" ,
'llO you wan rno liinfltr — Vettr
tully,T a•44lsod :Are, it it lute half
eliolos v I•volov, for ihealalliell diallga in
the inablier bad affected hei.
'Oh ! yet 4, tore badly. '1 tail
Mary weeping up tn,uty thick chant,
mid a blanket wound all 41;8,1111d het
feet to keep thew wain' ; but !die wan
coughing dreadfully how the cold air
01 tie room.'
'Haven't you a the?' iteked AltB.
Leo In a quiek,ettrpri , 4ed tulle•
, We have no coal. It watt to buy
coal that I waiited the money;
tare. Lee etiitek her liaudtk f 0 ether,
and al? eeprewdon 4,f pow was about
pas4ing het hpm. wbcu the 14110Viiiiillel
buy caste tri.
lleie are t.WO lli,liar+. Mr. Grant
he'll 1111'01..
UvJ bli-t. -1%1 r.l r;iii The e%ollk
niation froto WWI 111 , 0tVII
la'.
tki the fetit. of 'linnet, to w6uru I
one dollar was tine, it gusli ol
tears titurl,ed the client this lonely Slip
plc of nionify produced. She recoved
her portion, and, without trusting het
tore with words hurried away to sup
ply the preasing wants.ol home.
A tew doors Crum the restdence of
11Ire Lee, lived a man who,.i.otne
months belore, had become itn.olkel
in trouble with tin evil disposed per
son, and had been itireeed to defend
/fitusell by means of the law. Ile had
eitiplit‘ed Mr. Ilernot to du wlint was
requisite in the case, for which set.% ice
the charge was live dollars. The bill
had been rendered a few days belore,
and the 1111111 Who Was pOl/r, to •ry
anxious to pay it Ile had the coney
all made up to within a dollar. That
dollar Mrs. Lee °a ed low, and she bud.
promised to gist. it to him during this
.lay. For hours be hail waited, ex
pecting her to come in , but now had
nearly given her up. There was an
other little hill of three dollars which
had been scut into bun and lie had
pet concluded to go and pay that a ben
Mrs. her villed with Ile balance of the
looney, olio dollar wllavil she had re
eiesed Iron. the alioeitialer, Mr. Gratit•
Hall au hour hater, and the poe.l.et
Istok 01 Mr. Ilernot was no longer
empty Ills client had walled arid paid
lies bill. The tire dollars had come
batik to hint.
Victorious Female Printers,
A Cincinnati press staten that three
%tars ago a poor orphan girl applied
rind a eLs ;ululated, to net type ior that '
paper the aurked tail 2.lars, during
which trine .ohe earned, i t oie her
board, about $2OO, and iiialltng her „
aril of the taerlittet, alllch tho printrog
office allorded, aequirtd a gond educa
1101,, 11011 , Is 111 Cdttr . htl
111 a 1/01,11111r paper, and w engaged to
be married to our of the arnartest
Ohio. Such a girl ix boar.' to
show and eelire I cief or
"hu are eductiltd tin ,411.)1 1,1,1111%,
11Dt1 taught all the 4.11i1 9 11,11111e11th .
1,1 the IlUarding iutvul, , 1“ /i a 11)4
will he a je%%tl
na wer,t to soriety, and all honor to tier
r,ex and her counts
We eatiiefi n trothini taTe of the
Hort whieh writ beat that etooly. The
Tfatemon (Mordant naive is the find
•fliee in New dervey where lealaiPS
were saCPPOFlnfkly ettivlOyed at type-wt
ling, i cite young laily, who wits our
forewoittall tor 'earn Ind had toting
ellargeld the paper, wan paid daring
her 'day wall nH over it 5,000, NA near
ly as 'Reran get at the amount from
our hooka She also had entire charge
of the eitinthem, ftfileeliOna, die., and
w it . Judge or Hit 'natter to be innerted
during three yearn and nit morrtha at a
tone, when the regular editor wan ab
sent, and we never knew her to err in
any ringed We rtrunot nay with the
aterve that she in engaged to a proinia•
mg young man ; Ic marr i
ed to one
of tlry floevt yonlig men in the city,
and .tne "denng a first glass tinii.eti ,
Ahrwher 3 ormg twist lett Our offiee to
taken ponition In New' York, and ally
in-now what in ratted •make-up' in an
office in 'New York, nt 1525 per week.
Scone time ago two Hinters lefl the or
flee to take ponitiorin iel 9 New Ytirtt
it) *4OlO 'WC
. I 1 ilen}rty
$7,4)0 4ollars for type setting,..--Gttdr ,
than.
TrICRITORIAT, A atterortyrs.—Thefolt
towing story is told df the 'early 'fare
Of Wyoming Territory t In the Inn.:
worn' At ft vrayeirte tavern ' otter& the
singe ithrrprif , to-ohowee horses, and
wlitly pettmetern yirned to ttritt i lc i a few
rough crustontelrs eat one afternoon be
side the Stove. Pinter-id e rnoentkid rnf-
Ilan, venomously , drtmk, _who fetched
out hie , rill VOINer 4Pd40.4 1 14 1 e 1 M0 • Prdie
LiCing tritit leak vfilfkliiii.o444l4 heisted
the her saki en the ieolhoi. , A4ileiJe tilkie
nee stNitigitiniitt : Oil Ref -4ut RAiledtiliti
idler ISO ikia, , htielliikgr eekifie , ',ovite
hterrd,lewi , aped:dotuJiriecl etVeoeiolog4
withiktfightiood. • • 18to , Iiiiniblitn Ali , eAle
tiariie (WWI feat i.eilere444l4iwypkisl
*ills e5ieed.14116011,4341 Aire/milted- Wm
tuniklenhortureliedteiritd.44.„.ll,ofiwl
ehdtplYirm elAheirootici ,tereetermeeui T
mu. ~ liiitbouelase•va e tibutAlwilecke
Atn.pail leirtiaseelvteitilid teielback,,ipm
1 duced his pistol, leveled it at awrift,
Unlit beerirtyrehretemerhothsao T the 'body
dr ued to the . Auer,
_e_T,4t4coundrel
tkl , i`ii' ) 1 1 - 1 1 . 4i1Ort• t iViAt f . pretty
.4 .- 'I , reiiireb fy„gro.
PA ira cd etl..„tifl ia tc "
1
Id t/ . o;i i i i4l ll 6 :oPtMil e fittOtrp . °
l• - , : i. 1. , ' Irn ~ . .i• - r . .1 n: • r,,
b 4 p i i pp'
M6rie.isyY4•N.yle ft p,vael
Little Things and_preet Results__
,/'
A gnat choked rittrnrian t ale -
I s
tyke!) eititoeil wonderiu flie '413 t • •
II 1011 WHO. istory or iv 14 ~, irrtl,
, ,Gout or pLt dot ‘vr sti ' gleht '
4in'tittitir i I thithinilk lie, , lie i ny.
;Is evont uoiti the
. iiistiilieri I A re-
A 8 l i ti ii ht ip 4iitt ver i trts»,,, red
In., ilb' 11l '. , t ' It . ,t
, ' . ,
1
t DAIMON; On* l'n I Mir 11,11. I 0 Is
'said to hate lost Ills file Pr sw 4 ',wit . *
,the shin of a raisin. 'Phu ssor44.l.A.Loi
'lost one of the most illii , triolis poets
and writtrit, , , , „ ,
_____&..3kar.ubitD AyAr b.,0 , -0 - Ti - Opktw
r t.l,lii )g llrryd spits need ~ t oli e l l 101 in (war
kel.tiet wee 6 44 a i.OOl i 8 1 iiill'H.. ' I 111 1
~
' 'llt , ""filtstrdrtref Witr;"-trlttet - tecsir .
Mare shoat the trine the A'llgritiv ,
came Io NOw EntAlind In I he lrraNtli e
el, I,ettteen mo lininin tiitie6, was
brotillit about in this eat.. Ali Itt •
titan woman, tvit.4t lo .r little son, Went
16 cunt a iriend Itelotivinzno a nollinr
ti 'he. 'l' .r little fellow caught. a large
griissllopper on the I o;n1 ill t•to rietl it
titli hon. A tail Ilion ilie other tribe
wanted r, tint he rehts,l to give it up.
A ivititrel i-nsiiisl, it liii.li soon drew the
frail crB and mothers into a Wens ie, and
tie long the clock \tile enilkagea in It
out whii I, uettrlt e‘teriliontitsl one
tills.,
tio. , lernl centuricA n,n, .ifilte boldiers
naps n 1,110 . 60 lion
IL 1111 II sit
Ilia c:iitse 11'n:' n.O . ;11111 r l,r I\lllg
~ I . S 3rIIIIII A %%11, inilunonr , 16 , r tvterit .
Iwo vent-t, mitirrkt kis titkit.
An I.c , •11 and I , renc 4 i ve4sel had
n ilu:unul N‘l,l. n11,,n1 , 1 ,1111
pllt .1 111 , 1 11 IleCltlllll tVell i l 11 , 1111.1,
x%1,1(•11 uidnirda ni that cad IMO()
Effl
The grvni Philosopher, Ne‘lton, SaVf
a held pia, tog tilt!, !..ottil Lath!do,
Which lel Iwo toll's nio.t. in l porlant
4164,•0% ir, In optienl
Stephen Mloiltgolikr stIST Ti 011 . 11111IVRV .
ing when hung lieiore the tire, from
whir', lie lire! concem...l the Dieu of
When Gulilru wns in thi Met roindi
tan temple et l'arin, he ote,erved the
00(411(01nm, M n lump: and thin wan
the tiro emiceptiun of K o,wroca method
ot meaennmz
The wt nluruwi nl a tclei-cope due
to a little boy playing ppeetacle
The art of . printing wan nuggeated by
11 111140 Cutting the lett , _qs of his name
on the bark of a tree and itnpre4nag
then? 0 riper, On Recount of whirl,
Nte 11% a 6001,4 printed 1,11 good lagil le
type 011 Minuet any and every subject
Nought need.
141110 tit s‘titer, lIIUr gruwa or rand
%kr Ow mighty nyiii the henntento
/awl,
Agei rre wade up i f luptnetio,
41rc11,1, awl filllll/111 clittruc
ter of little team' and fictions,
How They Keep Cool in Senegal.,
Th e dry season in Senegal lasts
about eight itiontlo, The white pet
pie, during the rainy season, esilleet all
the watt? they can, either in cisterns.
ta- in nun-tense eartbeti jars, some ot
which are si) large that a man can go
into thein through the opening These
jars are manufactured in Marseilles,
and some of them matiL hold lilt! or
xty niol el en more. 'Dan
watt r r, kept in thrill deliciously cool.
A tery fat 110111 Colliki nut get in one of i
these pirq, as the opening is smell corn
pared with the bode. In one of my
rooms 1 had set erni of those jars, in
-oine of oh', I I kept it little water,
.chile in tithe! n I kept none. When
the terrible hot weather cairn, it struck
that. tb..e coolest }dace I could find
was imode of one of these Arm, as they
lire t ern Ihrck 81,1 opt Rabic to become
through. So I maile.the trial,
and found the experiment worked lo
charm, and that I had diseoveriel
14101 retreat. As soon as the desert
ulna Lrpuu blowing, I would quiedy
till iii)F•ell to hue ul. Lhasa
,{/ors, and
stay there for a few luillra t When , my
farads were 100 1.10111 10 follow Illy cx
ample, 1 tiould apv/ogiw to , them and
'l,e the excuse that I had the largest
Jaen that were made. 'that my fat
friend would look dorionely at me, and
say, "1 wish I was nil Mender ex you
are." The first time 1 tried the jars I
had a great dead of fun. Somebody
C a ine to s e e me, and was sent to toy
room; but in the moan time, having
heard 11110 voimug, I had drawn my
head im,nie, 1%10 no remained perfectly
concealed. Seeing nothing bat jars,
my visitor wont Into the next room,
Beelog nothing there, he ithouted,
"Where ere you?" I answered batik,
still keeping, my head below the open
trig, "Here I am I" Ile come hack'
into my MOM RIIII , IIPRRII to be bewil.
tiered. 1 Could eland tt so longer, and
hureting oulerith p Ipu(1. laugh, eliow ;
elf my bead above the jar opening, and
invited hint to follow My example and
"take A Jar."
What a Battto is Likie
44 a a/latter tkr latiti, /art n owrqo wafb ,
tuyt, a!t•ss ypo kvit)i pA.
Or general Who conitnn'tsai,'one'
cufho
l'Artn an , Illanitti•itifiat. is gtlinge '11:y
ttnitginglibOiatoLact lit AA 64 , 1106 kith!
to I Vt* wdth ft /0 , PPVChK I P'k i e t IrtiOkk
Borges beim; niessacred Ylien rin4flbi
ehtiigikt latteiir {Heil!
vrae ciert atm ghiv air gin war; be t.thoro
ja,notping wow! , eantatlingolr,
in vialciiini4 li."11 11 , of her in
wiill 7 ll4 - odlit idTeffir 'with
ter shan , to bo had 'la . .their 'itions;.' do;
ittoylitit sossdLothot aA ,* distant* of two
qr ,. fj o ye lyvkth ...kajis of
Ircon, inan.f.nt titegi MI ea with ox
lytoitlhAllat I OWtea fibr
dam *Wald 71 do Itheanans, Ipasuashl
ir.onatrous thing ig,ntAtit,44 l ,oo . 4,l t ift
tan should ho forced into becoming
subjects .ost, J?enssia, au' ~oniii4*/ -horse,
tw Imo,
I done, Wu, t"!_
stieliits u ieVarfi; bn takikti one e
totiii ' Mlir Head
blood !off or 10 stuhst: Adair- :on , rthree
pft.Aigo •cow cr: Ntliker.
set have a wry whepn they are
Ifespl4atil tO
otgri, th /fret,' Old ' , thou. , 44 te Q 114101 k
W* MI WO a 'WPC Oa Ittliigt l . l rMeli
fa horri#,* AilTsAti
...
- The Power of Irnav,!rlatio - ri:
ii r - ,0101, --- ~..".. •
illl6 unarm published soars
tiiiitit o, irr a daily PariA paper, a troy
'l, ittrwltioll' e heroine, prroperous
'll4,littpp' A .I itlt Aot .r , -
titrW! A 11 g
I
I
most on ti ly : erdi , d
f ren ll e t A It i rth 1' ,
if t, • hit \ " n 0
ceeil 9 n lour.
.`.L.l.o4curiel'* . ,frotlrl lie, "linec you corn
posed 111,1 end or the story now being
AinlitUy e hhei i_ A 1 c
fi y , wl ll7,l;er;;;e le, -- ficae F ft
1 - Rt.ift.colurse, died o(o iiiiii ioln 3
i'tertfrfrlirfer4Pe4;
11 , w mold she ?"
"Youi will have to (nrih her livr
Yea taisst•ehange the entnetropho."
cannot. • '
“I'e , , you inoqi ; for au your hero
ine's depci.ds my datighter'el
"Your dauglOcr'sl''
"Yen; she hh all the Vatlollli Apra.
loins OI 00fISII 111 pi ion you have deacrildi
eil, a nd watches rooarufully fur every
Ditilibur or your noveL rending her oein
faly rn yoltr heroine's. Now, if yon
In do , \ otielrerltnultve, Illy laughter,
%S . h .cimaginatiou laniumfi'deelily
uu
pre~,cd, will live (00. I ' o ur, /I lily to
Pare temiani ion--"
'.7.C.0t to lin rchmistrd."
Ininial changed ifim hint chapter.
Ilk heroine rce..vtired and $1 JIH hap,
Aletut lire year , ' aftertvardx, , lamtatt
met the l‘farcittitt at a party.
16, thulium lie exclaimed, "let
me introduce you to Inv daughter; she
owes her life to theteßhe 18."
"'fluty cow haodso u me wont., who
1001, 111.4).1e:trine d' Are'?"
.Slie is marrted, had has had
four eh ldren."
"A ffil my novel fbur editione," hair]
No WY arc quite."
A young lady stepped into one
of the street cam the other day, and
ilionpi 11 her handkereltief upon a
vant sent, as mock as to eay,"taken"
while she advanced to the other end Of
the ear to deposit her fare. Mean
while it meely dressed young man
iiinitied in and sat down on the hAnd
hereloef, without ohrierwinfr it. The
oung lady, 4tlter pitying her fare,
tallied hack, discovered to her chagrin
her seat was occupied, and sat, down
oppo.ile, ladies niftkoT room for her
Bat she 41 nut desire to lose her hand
kerchief, 60 she looked intently toward
the place site had left it, hesitating
whether twask-fus-4-uic-aiuit- Thscov•
ering the direction oilier loots, All ey es
on the.opposite side of the 'ear were
soon beht on the young man. /striding
himself the object of so smell 'Wen
lion, he hinutell looked runt dakbcpec,r4
to his horror something whiie on tsVteli
he sat, the end peeping ont, tie'
took its character. TO"gover it With
hoe hand, anti tuck it nitiely away whet.
the, work of is few npmilopk,,
the car lint the young !hay knew that
the "something white" tune it bath-titer
elottl, and heaitatitlA, rant noire to tusk
luta Ills lost it.
N►.w Mr3ICU, DICEIONAET TOR VIE
litawEtar or CUL 1 Heti (;110110, --What
is a nhir? Alitioat ati,) remark our•
sinver 1/11Vilt another.
What iFt a real? 'Going out or the
choir for rrtrenhmonte during Hannon
tune.
W hut I 8 [linking WI thion iur4erata,ud•
trig? Slaking time no the floor with
runt 100 t.
What n vrmphntrlt'? Flirting with'
itopratiio vti,ger behind the orgittl.
W bp/ ly a staccato inovelpent?
Leaving the choir in a MOT when ouu
rs dimmitisfied with the organist.
What la _a swell? A profe,aor of
uruso•, who pretendo to know nil 460nt
the solence,while hu cannot conceal Ills
ignorance.
Whet Is a torn 7 When one Ninger:ih
diKelirge.l to make room for another
}row tin yott produce tt (rimeord? try
Deeming , one la.ly'ef clinging. et the ex.
iK twe of a mai who ovig beers you.
What to a pause? 'Wheti•the organ
boy gete . enkeil,w,Lgtt , the elioirtA relay
to ail*.
IVltat to a flab? A sealer who ear.
pawn loarell or liar/01 attilispeobaltto
to the success of tt i v. chair.
Ilow to secure a quitetette ? rlet two
good looking n getalenien far
lialtao and tenor, and there will la.
trouble in I , etainng nalxrano and alto.
-A reformed gatricdp AbfilAt
to die and sent for ft minister, whAM
the following rotivi•rkLilim 'OectrtlAi
“i'llmor, you thlnit 1. gin nottleri
denN ?” , • , , ,
"1 regret tif nay, 1 bel l ieve you,
,p,se.",
"T)o you think, since leis co,,,erti•ti
I td tleitytni
"i),, you exopot, to goi thetra 300 ?"
ct' I kteil.eve 1,
"Well, we'fl aniels' won'; we?
Aed '
„ "Yen, I ant atertvive4/1- be; litefetNtc
(41 ,e1b!! aa,4 l thff /91)1 1 i
'
I,•tfiee llOre b Yyy
vo
i 91 4 14 ",
lul ootnetitnee. Fie counted hiB Chi!
(free the other nicht. hi l e n tofhr 'only
mace fourteen.
"(flow Id tills?" i,e ilieStfdl"lfiff Wife ;
"1 thdegfft therie weire fiftstin
at LIM last census'; •. , • , ,„ „
‘‘ S ojberQ.,riere.4 ) ,'fan97Qd
SAintny was drpwnedsince
,l 'lniehmed it' SON Ai
tivAlfr( "wkroil kitosuaAliatoi Meant
of o k l i r % PlAiViner;J; Q r, oil 11,7 an 197'1
—A bcou,i l / 2 1* -- "Y:47 .
joined without invtatton-i appay di•
itifd 1a Jfildell - aa
Usual imegotteimrovia et Ms party
skidltof hie& 8 F'You bur.: told, y
euoyah qtfirbst, you can dp, .1107 Alp
!fa something that you, can't do,'
" 4 ' ll Frdiffi,* 4 id
eittalglart pity: kyfuitimi
, :tyr,i-,1 I sflar,otiv)(l -
AU Sorts of Parsiiraphs.
n.' - rirrli l o. l l . ntri,inloG
Miaing Atp4gna bitty. _'....t. \ i ''.,..,, ,aid
Backgammon --A. lady' waterfall,
eB.
~,,„1 .
n it !
ina A n. Stureling.PartYA - I"A ' n ugg i lfgi wo-
Nijii , but
' timi4 Oil tors. '' '
:se a
A miss is as good, as u,nriqo of.-riis..
11° t ''' - modirgfe'f bail )irinaligliCtiliTl" - r -- -- .
arid trig.
. 4.0 Priy ,
1 4h r e 8 0 ; "Alter mr," as Ilie,peodle said to the
' thread. ' , ~ i ; , r! 'll -
er "You must, go," its trio 5e . 4 1 4, ?0 , 1 l t ,,
p - the, bast,' i
'Nen IRlpr.itako things its il l iey tObiaiL.: 1
thieves.
When are stays like suohs? •Whei l
theAs're a crease's - et.
~.
~,." 1 , ,
A touching incident always remem
bered—the !Ind Itirl.'
`rtilltitehoymo all ef), l4 AM khArtiitirmt,
sil A4, 1, 0 Ukif roginiaot. , , ; , i. - ;
",Voit are 1 09 pnintati,". *if the titulik k
said to the toasting- fork.
PLocurii not friends in Moto,, ie:i,
profflirea ( part with themAn lia4to U--
\Vas numb of our modern Whisky toter
seen "cowing titre' the rya?" I
• 'f lie heAt blind nt the trick or i inorting
natural usalli," is a butt-dog. , -I
A. good (=Mg :persons in Shia town
preetieq,) , alm ty lied, toad latu to rise
It is said that Brighitio ,N'op,eg. quar
rel, fearfully with his irlothOr-iii 'law.
The surest Wily to l'so your' ti's ill is
to temp drinking ether pelirde a,
Went/oil—the receipt that is green
wlimi a gentleinnii ;;pri,)o hi, 11,,y vv , L.. r
roditicialis 1110 riot 6 , 41111-tre. ,,, ,,b1a
Minn,. (.r thoit do n great deal of hirtion.
holing..
is it any evidence beenuse a wmnah
loci a mobile farm that she Is it native el
Alabama
- It', all notisstiss to iiiitt" Ant it "oti';' 11r , 4
parents," no titan ever bad mere than
one compluto suit.
....
Zeal, riot rightly &rectos', Di perm..
chino, ; for its it 111111(1 , S II good Cltll4o 1/Ot
ter so it tunkas It lunl Cause whole.
A tiller, who 'lately Nrolre'dpuit n gro
cer's wornhonse, v4151450(1 himself o n the
plea that ho only weut to take ton.
The boot heels and tho Linnets of t h e
In/Hes grew smaller anditritittler,'tlimi7ll
ttrey reprosent'opposita sr:brumes,.
r Storekeepers find that the theory of
counter rittractions is best pia is to prac
tical form hy the employment Of pretty
famidos.
Jush Ltitionts says, "When a toiler
grts n pig' down lull, it (kir-, 13 4Y 114 . 10
tho' everything had been g,rcitzed fur the
kll9llllll
• ft - photographer of indlatiapolll 1-t
-ribes didbarquetit. Custtswers by'eliilllrleY
lug their pictures, iipiLdo
,clown, a o l d la
belled "Nut paid for "
A WCII/, corn,,,, 60/111VaghttigLO/Ort`r
ritdrf; saying, "tend us wives I" , Mu, L
thoutouril ,ualutppy lirenodieta r . esssund,
"Telco our,"
A swimming stilmol in Frarili-turd : un
tho Mao' senfitinces in Knglish• I.Bwini
lairsg,inetiouitioni gf van by a tuenstijiLo f
Mitt) setes."
A . tit.4l.lid in this town, who Inter.
Viewed his Utffe,'strys silo is right on ti,r
leading rioastlons of the day brit wrong
on this Pasting string.
A bitty goys this reason tor not know•
ing the color of,her minister's (Z),, -
"When he prays tin 4)1110i hi913.1911.•v , ....
rind when he Nauru:bee be shuts none, '
A young now juss gradiutted says the
long dry spell in Francois nothing, com
pared to the lot; dry spells ho wits r.olll-
pioitedlio putter& during hie academical
studißS. .
This I T ~C,o' (}aid —Scrupulous waiter
".‘ll, what? A sand which ! Na, rue'
I II gi'o )c bread an' cher,e, an' ici meet)
Nk 4ittsky as ye,butt d unk, but tee Mal ,
;-, oingwi a gr , o n 0 ) 4 Sblllbbero4 filty i" ^
Pl 4 rich
WIPP old Bishop Taylor snyii;-Z-I'lMnr-
Nage hes iii it lees beauty than single
life, hot 111 , /rttuf safety ; it is -wore mor
iv, but id..,, sad , it is Jukiier yf , joys, but
al.r. of sorrows ; it fie* litutOr more her.
rihns,•butr is ''ltuppontliti hy,t4is i tsii so ;that
th,tq4o livrderU aF9 , iosirede ihtFiik''
61,,, 5 ,
Tee Nursery I)ipper an?rna, It's
very naughty ofyrni rit , ths 100' yin
won't have your dine , and Peony
vgickomi to say, .itia ' easi l y, altar diming
said grace sjilifijti/1/4".1
Fikrllit ' 1' es , lint Trianon°, 1 'won iii n't
liard.sitiargrifi• if led kaistariit wesdlr4sii
-. l osYir ..... , . ' , ;'.l II 1,'1,// 9 .'1 _hi,. i,
1,," .rlWy-'44 1 1" 1 14f , rx aA 4 i4,lki tl r iti 019 1
~, [IA 10r 111 ill,' t/11/1.1111 , 11 ip'n sou 4
liP'iv, nllll' 'ln'e'feii "Abaierititit MINI i rfte; a
, Arse de ittYlalimi I 14A.arla'nr quitskja Airs
l' l, ' l th.'.JOA‘Yrttr, A, f 1 ty
judge ..deVIIIIPI. 1 11/190,13011rtl (Iran ns,
hear+ • ju.kkoksa oil (Ivor*. 0 orsOi4l L
,l.ll4lfriirdivviii limo co ilitelpt4Tantwitt and
assrhisnlyrclairl4ls , YAWA 40-IKlFfkl:Pkio Pe
mli s.f ri, 11,44, 0 4,, e i,1 , ,• a . -rwririr mar 1011.4, 1 tirif.ydii. striae into knowledgy,
irosoe lii,"ililll ^ l7;oilftiiii" rigio
io ,•,.,,•,I, , ~' i-,,-,,,i 1., swie •,,• ells
p., '%ii4i i i i, ','v
, toi iogi,
in.
,0 0" 4119 i 1 r , v`l' . ' o4 !' , ."! I Y , 0. 'FI .- + 4 '+'.., ' 1 mire imerrotd.had.”mentlyLite • ugufh, ,1 4 1 ,
1 :4 , 17,,,A , r ~,kt i tJ hv i ry , . I'. • , i, ;4 , ,'; think, undies thriug lit engenders thought,
“irt.lik r di f s f i e lit.mt;;;,..e.;fi er itil ! , , ,' „ Pi, will (Inv. 1414% 11 noi to another,
"We /11131 . ./..1.31"." - _ 1.2 ,‘11 1 / 1 1ill'i'll'uld IL rieveity!atrVeltriti roan
'
•ii.'Netins ~ i-. 1.0 ' , ,it riii 'if ----- rd l ßi , B "Y 9 '"q'lri' l " 4l,o b 4l4 .l m ovil‘toiLts3".”
. .,!,1,141 vi'M , 1 9:,, , i,ir ; 0 1, 1 ,40, 1,9 0 4 7,,_", , , , . I,„ . r•leiAill AV's liligiati , ;Yill VC i ri.t . tYstitii VA.?,
,cifi, ali yes, I? lieliii ;
... ~ - ; 4ri bvN, (4 14 1 ; 4c'ts , '!"' t •''' '',, ,, f il miaiii
They enribritacilL. ' ''' ' - ''. 'ii
. y.
; liiscl ins tell her hew it jell' 9 . ! -iNt'Pa l lit 4 r/Lif oni : u t n " 9ll / 4 ', 49.4143 „ br v -
.).7).Y..e, ,r , .“ V.!1!,1.1 '14,1.01 Si, VI ~1.1.i1i 10 16111414114 ".." IR ''''...°B 4 '. ls f, visa) ilea
48; "VIII t9lO i t s ..,,. . . l Pstviingtiokf 1154f 1 g.NOkelw4;t9 jyr,Y9u4 4 4
•i.,et us AO dIL''I ''o r ait.i'Afte." '' 1.4 :'"' do better."
me-
c " 6 lsrli4irriitetyl'"utrid ll'Aii:' I ''' l " ' I V hikve is friend who fi nds it idifficult
' , JP! monodylr solid Nominee.- - .• d fTit i Yintl'hattirntar l R.' M'ehtiatTtm
valinnapbo,vl4 nine nentdoso . .wOrtik PA onr , ti lohogriliti,dhe' Iviid IT •", inaii
91 , aZglif I :, 1 ! ,r/ , 1 'l7/ / • ~'j Inge 'Mt hiSeutietl4bre IltW/Ort , •,7e4q6,pft
l'hey 1 , g,1i tea 'lf !"
ti t &
Dir s icif;TlVAillit?" "W•Vb
"fliti' nViefed fii`filtiieVr''' I ' ".I e"" B.Wlot,ip Yi ot ' 4 i Ir i v itlot I
tilllfitylailudledll ,ri , ,! 0:n ~1•,•,0 i, efq atMni l 9idh iiii# l o VA/ eldtiiilvsiti
tavern Ilisquourlit•Lin .. /. 4. 11l q .. n4:l 1, k WtaV i 5 lialre l fri Pi l l 4Pl : Eir i alighl t_ ' S IM" '')V .
V '
.111.0111 Lure 1171111,i-1114 if . 1 , ) I.Pti 01'..)-. Filryl i o rt L niMy a nl rl iV a ,;Thi:
itTrY. If thfttokflf. ,- 7'41 1 / ki , ,r, , - sr tellintifhl sOilifVfl" elgoolitimorual4ou i
ra o te? 0 flout 14 er '
lit ry 1.,' .19• rs, :1,1 1: i .1i ~i ,i ~i .1, i.,. 0 , Yes; yes; ltisol-holsid ssetitOhlopit Of
,'wYiilln to are 'nina.fr.`i ~ rr --,-, ir e t ri b ili t qi • ',Rug 9,1) 1,, ,(I.,,ajorr 'i—
„,,,Vory,,w4ll,,Air.' , ,., , :
_,
.., . 4..Firp strident was (Word ue4Y
, It's fifty cents, isn't it l' , ii 1481dgeg i bfeW#e taut f%
vb.fi'li"dellisi, sir. Vlfty'deintil 'fol. gab: irtia 4 fielloct tislidsosionyl gOoszasenob sea
inittunt- . • 1 ,-.• i 1,•."' ... '
I , n wittinubitlyes44lniliN,W. fliri'oottietr
.1ftW011,1,19 afendltill+ l ;l. • . .., ~,..,'.
n ffi tt li r f Ori re, 4ll l l l/ i n tiii I °6 l lB
(on, ,, ltiteryitAt V , , , ~ , ~, ~ ,
~ as 0a e
,D .5 p
raw
'''free, i i.. o ' ' ' fitt.N•itt gi? APritr4ll , 11 6441 041 13.
'''' , W-libseirie "I' ” 1- 0 . , , I •,.- :'• . ~.,, boditatbsipuial' oilnelearn s i iiril osOl
1141Tiours4iftifq your Imo* hervAitt.4. , I otrrill , tivhorvr- w.„ • 40
int1,10, 1 68, ,, y,,:1r'.P:147Pf. thQ,erVtf 'fl
A aff 0 COl5ll snouts lir
)4
acialliatipa ' i ai' iffiiiii if 64Mr 5 itait tohyffail" 9 "
noit , :o2,,,rti 71 1 . .••
.MllO ill
Now.
owTyty ri ; :to : g.
Soon uttered ; one :a:, • t,„, A
grain of sand on .l. ::• . 17. A
ti • . al en' es. n 1
. ' iir ‘ ln , but
t .
.1 . /t i . ~.s. at i tltiat on
wi 0 ct v', I,' tatirt ....: tlo ta.
..,, ji
..r, • . t apt tv:,,, o l• k and
li ';'' ((I . v . • . IV a NI ;
but how short a dim ''s:''. it •411 es,
and how soon every 14.a.c.ka11• :pgitrs I
We see 111 HO soineraildintiltra - fitither
oft, and then the horizon closes the
view; but, bcionl, that
, oceat ... ti 1 1 .,,
" 4 •6lTa fits, far away. "1(51119cy etitite i at-i
Vates te few years of not i indlArklnal
ti.kritivrtorrlohmorg n0.44-dinv”olitiinel 6
iiqii
ITIOUII till Op i i h•ci en cewt•lls us that alill
fafth'ei l back, o otit ,- ' stglif;'' - st i Des i l
that vast sea ; rentlbWassures 1113 that,
like space, it has 116 boundary ; but all
that trer posaasa or it to rrprenentarl liy
t WA, SPIIAIA Mora—JS; OW I !Fle pant, lor
acttom is Ouro Ito longer.
,The future .
n ay :toyer 'hecomé pre f .:et:total is not
°ill's itMil It tlok The only part • of
time vt.e can lamas dna very moment—
Nato 1 _
I ,
Q, / t win') to the coin of waromii
now I "Awake thou flint sleepeat,l • .
A ivnke nowt "Seek the 'Lord while
he may be Sank bin, t am
"B e li e v e in the laird Jesus Christ tuid
thou shalt be saved!" Believe now
Confess to him your sins, ask paidon
through his blood, rely on his atone
ment, implore the hiely of Lis Spirit,
devote yourse)f entirely to his service I
Ihi it now ! "Strive ttieuter in at dm
strait gate" miw I lie prayer,
"(lid I i mereifol to me a sinner," now!
Too much lime has been wasted al
ready. Loss no more. This may ho
YQur only olijiortunity I Seize it now I
.401
or time is short, and death is
near, 'WI jiagment threatens! Tow!
foe in ettrnlty it wilt be too late, nod
your very nun step may land yowl here !
TIIO wily reason of which you eau b e
sure w now! The purpote no.) , not
last till to morrow ; fulfill it now ,
Presh'ilitlietiltirs' will dhoti the Chan
nFI to•morrow.=-wndn it now I The
chigiq of e vil hitbit will bind you hors
Ughtly to-morrow snap it now I lie
ligion is a Work of every day begin it
now ! Situ elm - n;(0o prevent Miseries I
esnape them tmw Ifolineess e6nlbrs
presenbjoyet nettle them now! Your
Creiiitor nowinitails.; obey Ilion now !
A (,od of love entr,•nts; lie reconciled
tiowl TVe Vilifier from his throne in
vitas; retort) now I The Saviontl from
tits noose buseeehes; trust Ilan now
The 110)y Spirit is atr,iviog to your,
heart,; yield now! "Behold now is
the neeeuted time, behold mil is the
Jay of gotiratitionr— , -Arntan /MIL
Take itOutLP Trade,
A lathy looking follow entered a down
eat{ reetstownt, and orthirod a double
stew cif outcry, 'rho inett wbo kept the
reibLutant Nae ft Annan',
evidently very big% trinOurpri
14 , prepared the •tovr en•quink tthossosrai
the lathy fql,trwsat dowti to his roPttsti
and at e will % en vialde relish , after
ilaorlrctrd'e lirid,- - tlers cigar, re
galed bitasiekf With a, :mug of:tosurtisig
ale, wthuta w t /A. ,hiq feet, closeted upou
tr. top of the , done, very de
-1 tir:irir Fe , Midr 'O4l f-rft4SOfiihti Afirethe
ewer had almost disappeared in smoke,
hie called fur his bill.
"Sixty-live cents,' slid the proprie
• 'flow is this?' ankh(' the lath.
4ltlifty nan i ta tor the,doulle stew, and
ti,fteon for t i to nignr,'.
•Yciti fotttit the rotriarked tb'
lathy fellow, Itu•klng ',alto serious.
A h, yes, that is ten cents nture—ner -
II ty -11 e conto,'
'Well, I urn ready to pay it '
9•h# red heeded 11141/ 'Made no reply,
and the fellow kept his seat:
'1 toll you I am ready hy pay OW
pay 1 t then,' stud the proprlo
tar.
.'I nun t got any tooney.'
got any money ?' repeahrl the
man refre4
'Not a darn'd vent '
Thn seol.h•msded sum °posed his eye+.
'Then hoe do )ou expect to pay the
'Will I'll tell you—l'll stood about'
!..erratt,t-tlyv cents worto of your jaw—.
so go nloottl.'
The r•••1-lo•adod man Wit`, nuiJd , •- t
intlividonl'Ovor sdon, iii selzrvl tht• nitt
ersdkat stud let it. fly at the °treaties,
with 4 will, but 031.191'1w
4414 and broke ILA ;id p
Ift t v"fkl 'hail Obi!: Ire i•iirit2
ow, Ititssoas At themtvlatof urhd l •istkl.ll4,•l
1a5t4,440n t,c Wet he .Wei.leilltliegJ rntril
! 1 !41 1 1 1 , u t )IP-A t :fP4 l l . 4 11 0, , P41g,1 1 4 1 A,
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