Bellefonte Democratic Watchman BY P. GRAY MEEK JOl.l W. FUREY, Assam/as Roma Ink Slings —We're baying some weather now —Vermont bas a baby that weighed 17 pounds at its birth. A lio-Icely story. —The champion skater of. 81, Louis is a fema with a cork le—limb. We come pret near saying leg. l i i tTl --W. W . RC/WM, &RACE GREELEY and some other pfd women are now furnishing editorials for the i.. Republi ran. —West Virginia roads are so rad that the poem there Ring— " Thin rood Iv not pnvvnblo; Not, oven Jacknnerable. —lt is a significant fact that every fletialqial candidate for whom GRANT thrrw his influence was defeated. Straws show, &c. —We are told that an inherited for IX generally a curse. Neverthe lesq, we should like to be cursed in that way a Mlle. VALMAIIETII LUCKY died from NillrVlllloll and neglect, in Indiariapoliti, the other day. The poor Woman WAR lucky to the lant. —Weatitioreitind county dogs kill sheen. A good remedy to to cot their ta w., o fy (We mean the logs' tails) close up to their ears. -The Johnsiowners are talking about establishing "industrial association:'! That's right—go to work and do some thing few yourselves. —Ebensburg brags of a horse that can go a mile in 2:90. That's nothing. We have several here that can go a mite most any time. —There are vitrionq vermin/iv of the Starr-Fay Irv - inaction, at Altoona, afloat in the newariapers. The leipt aid about it, the better —The editor of the Hollidaysburg Standard is mad about something. Whnt'a the matter with you? Don't you get enough to eat? —Wild eats are so plenty in Aloha ma that, when doge go out to the mourning, they come home at night bald headed ohmic their --A laav In Naehville ban been on a Iffiq tar two or three months—a blot f.