lil
odlor—;tint an officer of the United
States, with a plug hat and a doublc
breaiu•d ercoat-- wade an impres
sion on Squire Clark: The cotionii
li If , to bestire n WWI desperate, and if
the "boys" learned of I:tantod's prey-_
erred, his lite ^ would not be worth a
lug--but Clark was not going
In rot in prison.
\Vell, Mr. Iltllcer• 1 Hippo,e I hair
10 tell:ton,ldt it tt is 1111111t1 OW that 1
hair told yon, my lite tt ill be in &111.
gPr
'Never mind that: get horse
and collie along, u, in a horn ' 'They
rode roar -with 1,1 Huntingdon,
and abort , done lit toght of
twill, ''Theme,` , mod SquiPS. (Tart,• 'of,
the hill, iii-t the will, is ilie
liousd . wheie Sivey Ines; in the nod
Ile is peflutpgdoor. I din go no hlr
ther
c Watchman.
I 1..
El
.11 r the hout
I to 1111. 1
111 4tlllN, While
• I'hv hr.l bel,ised
I )oin
i q I rr
I t. /1“
vle a,k
m 114,1 .
1.1 1111, , 1irIfIg m lye
11110
'N'etv E..3i,1 I'r:turner. 'l,atit
nhlertf to Cranlner ,h-onounted,
Vied 111, lint-e 1111.11 It a quarter of a mile
fr.on the mill, and r•tarted lie cro..-
eil the will hritto It on a loot log :those
Ilse mill, and ran at it
Jtv.,t an lie wa. , ft , c , tultng the hill in it- ,
rear and a few yank oil, Starr was rut
the 111.1 of (slit ,if it hole, ?ill
101 the purpi,e. Cra.tiner drew lit. re
told lion in tdop, The
muffle of a flair repeater persnndesl
not to 1111111. 4 'rain'iner enteral,
pl,ti c l Itandentl., 011 111111, and went to
a Isto%Ml'. sill, to 4 , !,1 read\
h,r thettip bile ill th, , Soli t -
hrother, loothei 1,-1:1‘v I 11111• .111 !i , lll
Olemill,\Vltilsll4! Is,an .ptdits tit
loft two of them had rltle. o n tljiit
shoithlk r. a f-fight, that I'ranther did
n ot lrl.e, It was .111 , 11'1 441 d 141 11.111.1 4
111111 it . .. 1 lonely annum ‘Olll.-e
‘ l llllrlll l l..r wits 1)..1 11,11..g..11” r woo.' 1.11 1
peacettil lust a wood chop
per 4 . 11111. 4 In 1 Ile 155/11 4 .4.• In relic% . 4
tolxtetN, and as he went (silt it
the lull 1. don ill elltiNv 11•11
dnnhle rOllll./r1:11,1114
=EI
ni golJ• II Iron n
lint t• m• 1
11,1 It'll
I I I SI ar
an.li ilit ,
id.• inn
I roehtil,
i.ill ll l ll darken,
MEM
11.11.1 , ui prI1) et
I. kid 111. 111,
tl, \l. I.pte %.).
I=l
1 ~ I n ., nl. l
DOWN
e of a Detective
a Murderer.
'W ho aro t h 0.0.4 own T n•hol 4 . :rao
torr.
nnlhw njo
•t. tile is my br,,ther, another lIIt
hnither, and euu.m'
' Are they in the ha; it (11 carry
ing t hove rifli•r'"
V.., they tire hunting
=EI
trge 6, 1 Vrl
ate gat e a report
a ill ,1111 , 111 ,,, rC
Lillel a MI, lllit
Il e l ie was at lii
platiter , ,
to-h1t..1 -t
l're"nti ',nee Paulo lip In the hou.e.
:••ti.eN that if
161 go; St:try tt;o , re:l,k , but ('rite
flier ett 4 MIL Ile torned lu lilt' Fen
tletoett with the rttle- , . tied e Ith (lie
P:11111. notoner ttith tvhteh
S q uire Clark,
net ten Trule.a NaeN
od lor inarder.;!".:p
ranee fur 1:,1111, rail
~,,kilan,rinol surely
Itn,l pad the
ntive pronoanee. I
Held r Lei
1101
II g T e
liher I`7ll, I.
.•r .)t- ray the bend
1 hi all the vokce
in Nil-tn....11.p and
oft he detect
ill all to no pa rpo.,
Intel to make .latige
the 1,4 of Der..lll
'Mr Stai•vjtol In% are voilig to
xi( :N h. g0r1, , ,z 1 , ,
%nu lease, And Ilse firm
writ, Will/111111 , 1'H 11 111”11011 111 lake his
rile ,111 , 111,10, 1 Ivlll Iklll/111
WlOlllllll 111.
.11,•11' 1114 I'l.lllllloll'4i
s rllllllll.r, 1111111011 ' all to 11111reil 10
i,mller 1.111, about Ilirre 111111,1re.1
oil, awl if 3.1 oflull I 11101 C &Mine , /
111111 . 1% I II
'1'1,04 'oted 211111 when they ..44t In
the )Jaye •le,agmthal, ( 1 4-44411,44. r /1 1/)
rryounted it horse 111 1'1,411
"4laey Craninur la 1)4 NJ, hound 14r
[he railr,o4,l ear, g,ollig 11.1.‘%1 ht•re 1111,1
111 ,11 , 1 11111'1'11411, //.1 113,: , m oharge
dl'-a4erato 11111 11, the lender 01 11 V.ll 11g, 01
rout Itettorl. f„,!1.1 1 1 11g. 111, 1 . 1-11,1h111
1M.111 , 1 111. VI ri.t. to 11 ha I.ll'll 11 011
1 g11:1 :1 2 •'411!21..1'11),1' Tlif.y 1,-
101,1 1 t4ttar,l MCI\ 1.11/1 rnrll the
law-o,log mot .)1111221' 1 (old, the 14.4,4
..,w-pri.e.l 4.111 11 11 111i1e-1 01 1111.11 Tile
`lp, l / 1 11 I V 1 V I 1101,,10 101' 1,111,1 cnnurll
1,0 1,1 lese 16,1 41111'1 1111111
4 , 41'4 I. null% ill fall 11l I MI 4r -
1'„1111will he Ined
.ngteitillg.ill..i Ihen•
In piny Ihr .irttid
11, however, Iteni, nI
1:81,1
Hier, 1,1 lin, ells
I li. pr.it
ite r,wl I. itvi,l re
ilif A Pl.llll w 1.•114 . 1
1111.1111
411.1.11.11 Ar. sf I lint.
111 1111.1.1',11.[.
%%am 1,1
Tint ul adsetiiiirt•
(PSI r
I lie ',alt . -, ,‘,ll
' •.
.1 he hung, un
1,-- I oor re , 1 . 14141 Alt„
111 , / orre , t i,l "tin, 4illl' uI tile
11, ,,, 1 ft 11,trt's 00.1 thtll.7 11 . V11 , 111/ti
1111% he, II I,ert,riiii..l 1.1 ally "rt 1.10.1
ffilieer" or nor .o her fmrt, .11.1}r
its been loon pecorsoir
role. ;1,1 pi: lee 1110. flit NO.
1 , 111 ,4 1 lb /I/ph Aralom hr
r I h i p 7,
,th 1.1.8
,„, re , f
'lt r.:l
r r. llrile 111 M f• 111
Iteld ILni iti•
_A n dy j o i o ,. on ham been inter
, wa rd hs it Con oinliti ('oilimerritil
corri,poltdellt I/II hying 704,1,1 N hat
he thought ni nit,,nge, Maid .
li, 11.1- 11.11
1111%.• A 1,..
r and .11.1gv
le. it 1.), n :tt 1111,
Well, It Is 111.1111 the weaken) 110(41
eser wader the Ileeennl
11 tit lacing called n Stole paper. In
tact, it In eat Stille paper. It In tin
weak an wailer There in on pllllll. 111 It
N . aria can t Irll 101 l the time what he In
dris leg nt, aid II Is datubilnl if he
know". lionsell I see that a great
Mites Iteptildivatil Journals are con
denoting it. The tail, In they are
toed 'it (Irani lie intelligent nu•u of
the partydon' t k neww h at to 110 with
ham It would grant , ' thew touchtl
lie would resign, but he won ' t. So
lair front reeignitig, he s „„wi•rking 111111
Ito rigueing for a ",•„„,1 term lie
will never get tt Ile is no more tit
for President than at goatee. Ile has
got no abilit)--nothitig but a little
low ( . 111111111g. Ile lacier bad an origi
nal thought in his lite. Ile In an 111
aignilleatit little tallow, a bundle of
personal piquet., petty *poem and preju
awe. Ile is an aellish as 11,e alitya ree
hang Ile used the highest other in
the ot of the people to advance his
private ends a n d those of his
and intrigue for the second term. lie
knows a little something shoat liontem,
but lute not brume enough to 'oinks a
tired-class jockey, if toarned out to the
luteitiess, although that in about all he
Is Ili for. II we are to have a horse
Jockey for the highest office in the
land, we ought to have a good one.
•1111.1.-
s(• ,, lt•rn
Ni,•1111•1.14
rratimer
I .1 11, I.urim•se.,
li•i
~I ,
-it' Oil.
I a h tit r
e toglo ot t lie 7tll,
It e bird a
=llll
011.4 Wll% I ' llllllller
nrk, ot the
111, 1•111 , 14 Sl,lll'l 111111
Le luuud ; but 111/11.
1 1 all, tiliortilittioll
us, Critimier lottittl
I hnlr, I gentleman
.4y in hi, Irma vstril
okilitigA or 11 11.111•4.
Nuppose," sahl
ryqu know where
aria I Callie
1=
blinded up the old
f the United Statem,'
which happened to
t toe words 'officer
es,' »token with a
r impotong military
id Clark, 'thin' is a
your Illr - IY 111
,etter
—A lady tram the country, who
had lately become a_ resident of the
city wait very much troubled at her
son'e long absence from home the other
evening. A neighbor calling suggest
ed that he had gone to see the ele
phant. "Ah," said the mother, with
a sigh of relief; "why didn't he tell me?
I have no objections to his seeing the
elephant, and didn't ♦ven'know it was
in town,"
v. you need not be
among that sort of
r Oti must tell me
.or , 2e Stacy.'
s Clark.
00 and will keep
or tell rue where
found.'
hi of Crannier bad
liroadwhouldered,
ve feet nine inches
.' years old, weight
e ) e, , , thick short
ut weather betitmu
-- A Western editor speaking of •
rogue who liven in his vicinity, says:
•''fhe rancid has broken - every bank,
arid jail, arid Sabbath we have had in
this country for the lust five yearn.
"High Life."---Mrs. Blabbs at Long
4 Branch.
In the wilt - Idle of the season, the
11r..1Iloblis, who is theologically
'sound.' sent his te, who is ph3siol
ogy tint-mind, and flteir Coil 11111 y, to
Long Ilratteli. fllll, who IN at preco
cious child, and whose tatln.r lind can
tionva hint not to tot get tonnritetohint,
pvamal n leper a Iva alter, tool
Oritead hu his motto t, cent it The
ratite toad carried to Mr. Itloblei a let
ter Prom his wile. \Ve prod. both let
tern 111111's, reads
thus
I)l,+R I . )Anny : It's 11.011 nice hero
in ate owniry, awl 'li 1 Ilia In
hat la sneit jolly 11110-i I think the
I,te v ,„L. plat e Ili the e,3 1-4 3 ‘‘ l tiertng
place I Nl,ll th lir , t It
nav 11W111111,11e.0111e
. N
,11‘. I 101k:11'111a: 'll'll.'ll I. pa. NMI
lag lip 1111, not 9.
'Never, I hope,' Hite,
our hillier IP nitHll 11111 allll
tie lire so notch boot ‘itiltoot 111111:
() il,vi ly I vll ‘Nwilint 1 , 13 - nv her
tio(1 il" von lia,f IC( -4331 het . beiore--
Hhe's looking Ho \veil
Stitt hat 1.11,11 In tteal . 14)1,1 of 11110
// / , 11 , ; alid Ilia '3311‘1, Ha‘H. Hhe
,lo•en't Iro. , older than : , ant II x,ll 111
4.110.PN 311 ,, ,plendel
1101111, (loth litteh ttlto.ttleto, toot %t
;\I I call
lion it tools, bet•ao-t , to. :tit r, Too :welt
lo ft- 01 ovolt it,
gPIIIII•111:111 Sill. 1,1. r
a altr: tl . lttit, 11111 vl. hull(
111,, rip, uml f vet hh Imt of Nltte
!att.-, 1., allol 1,.1111111
0,1 ale ni,,l tolffloco Tio , v 111 11.111.11
ing ow to phly 1.111'111,, 1.1. ntlll think
it I, a real moo v/11111... Ma 11111.1 110
Moo to look tiller latom
I).itt•-olg, situ log tool liaar Mr
Charhe '
1)1, 11:1, I %%ant 10 E•l'e %OM 1.0 nu l'ul
i,.,!• Imt doh t mule vet Il %sold.]
Pleitt , e
%%lite so•m, hug" 11), ` ,.114 / 1 !!!'
plvt‘tv 01 pochyt intthey• A IdlOW (31W(
.1. %%11119111" m '
'Vont. •• , ,,on, 14111,1.
read as folloxyA,
onle point of eontra , d he'll!! that it
g i, e a d.ileielit tint "I the matter.
litkicr. , T.,./f t health
1 , /I little better, thaiik the 1,1,rd, arid
I enlov the : , :thhath like peace
of die, , •pleilel place 011
are 081 , 11
111111 %Oil , 1111 t 111 f the I.akl , of your
fµlll 11111 fl.li 01111 111 jlllll me x 1
pri•eid Dear little Bill \ and the I'd
He are toy though
5%111 . 11 I , eek II I 1111 , 1 11 4 :1111 , 1 11V111 of re
lige'''. I , llll'll' Ilene Ale ion 11/111 . 1V
Stllll , llll Me dear liit.totier? f hop,
for the Ire-h, 1111ig,ratiiig air is
11s1 . m a te inedielne, Ittni ft I
es ill renntm nnUi ` 4 t•plensber, I be
!leie I noght be unite restored to ?sly
former health.
I, nt•tut loaded 10‘e 10 the dear
trier , 01 our (+mall, and 110 an
reinewher Ihrm Or prat,,. I read
yootir ..1)111 tt irrinvtiontwil
Itiquillr, It 411 rd 111) 10.,11t 1%1111
grval Dente and cottilt , rt, ()lir ILllt
Ae , l4 ten It 1141I0 ' Wllll . ll witi n••
trip with 1111. Yo.tir 110:11u!
111 It1111)11•, 111 IL N111i• 1111111•
i.: r ...ed (Ilan 411...C1'11W. , 1111 tor
Item.ll 111,111..11111.1 . 1 after the
111.toVe rlu nllt HOW 111 , , Itiolthy re
receised her indivnaht load an.
ala...ler, we doll I I.kw(ws, kit Le ha 4
her hack t.. I~ulluun. Kant
11, her old I,ew ,Lt
4 h..r. 1., morrowful. The pam
ll.r, Mr 1". 1 ..h1e., prePhe.l 8 very eke
serat..n, (along tor Inv tent the
tut uain~ “111... ea.. lit. 1 a tlrtuuun
for her 3.rtee I. far a6.etc ru
Oil \ iJ
A AYI IL I (lie Four of
I Ili here rt , iiles a family col,
iil ao iilil loan Lt (he eouur of P.Cit‘Ur
and lii- I f ir e Si, all 01 whom are
hard. kil/ IttiAglied
In ~rorn the nik tee and entrrattee ol IL
roils [hough creenirm minieter, who
re-pled in the ~tine town. It happen
ed that mien( the limo+ wait bitten by a
rattle,make, and
when the tionniter WIIMSPIa Inr In (!real
lino° lln I i arrival lie Mond the
ier) penitent slid auxruux
to lie iirfL)eii with. The tunneler call
I on (lie kneeled down and
iiriLL .41 iii (lon VVIeC
- 111, ',mil, we timid< thee for rat
Ile-intlo, , 14e Ilia 111( Illee mrrnuar it
lilt loin. We pray
thee ruled a ralllestiftke 11) bile 'lobo,
wit. to holy ti r uu , told , 11 turd, Send die
higgeq kliol ol a rattle•nake to him the
(old mail, tor uulhiuir mitt ntittleNnitkeri
will eier bring the iilcaver faintly to
repentance."
A ilrar little girl, milt nix }care
old, wan prniiinied Ly a friend, who
kept a number of loalo, home leathern
tin- tier hut. Thu nett tune the
triend called, chit brought with her
riot only several feathers, hut uleo
Hume Le»ntilul paleltem, out of which
to make &emirs lor her doll: When
the friend had gone sway, the huh
girl, who was 'try glad and gratchil
for her presents, said to her mamma ,
"Mumma, du you know what I have
been thinktag about?'
"Ni,, my dear."
"I bare been thinking lire. Tiell no
like -troika, for II lir gave me more than
nun promine.l"
Was not that a sweet saying for so
young • 1;101 She had found out
that the grace of the Lord Jesuit is ex
ceedingly abundant, and that he gives
to thew that trust in Hint exceeding
abundantly above all they ask or
think.
—AP Governor Fairfield, of Win
consin, and a friend were riding be rail
from Madison, lately, twoyoung
htdiett, with their beaux entered the
crowded car, and the two gentlemen
gave their seam i the fair ones. But
great woe their surprise to see the
young 1111.11 (wimpy the seat and take
their iolotiipaniutw upon their lap.
0 e..lue 1.. ni,l the Governor, "
!night hare done thateute"--
Bill Arp Among the Insurance Agents
1-1;14t rel of thiq, and waked to
Whitehall for peace. A friend (I slip
posr he wits a frie'ml) found me and
said he wanted to see me partikerly.
lie took me away buck, hauled out
some hale thumb papers hill of lignres
lku ,) 4 4 10 ,1 he wanted me to 4iire uty
lire. That sheered me worse than nay"
thing, Ipr6r IcMhel ithe I wan in dan
ger, nod lie had lust lontid I
ti‘e , l lust it he thought there would he
light Ile explitioell things (0 me,
and I felt relieve I, and declined to in
1.110 14 tha presort. You see I telt
tolls well, and could nut sett the neves
t the next cot ner• 1 wet an
other friend who seemed glad to see
coelohugly. Ile held my hand in
11101111•1114. 111. seed wt' If
1110 11 111 was insured Ile fluid he um ,
agent for the %cry lote,l company in the
,%00111. I rt‘ed litin how ; O ng a man
could live tinder 1114 company. Ile
then e‘plamed to nie that a man w ay
davit any time; that they ihiln't nu
erial,e In hemp a man 11'0111 (I}'lll. SO
41.1 . 1111,1, bat expre.seil my gratrittole
for 1111 oitere-1, in flit Wlll Illre 111111
111 1111111.1 , 1 'II hay a policy 1114 80 1 )11 1114.1
got right sick.
.1 n= I len lull I heard him C:111
44111111' teller a dam phool. When I got
In the hotel there IVII.- a 11.11er
111 1110 1111 ill 1. 2. 1 111111 • 11 1P• 1 1 111.41 4 . Ill: 11111,
1 , 1 10 1110 for an limn ahoili the uneei
laintt of lite and vet-taints of death I
Won hl perlitip4 be was It inis•oonary
Ile ernmd much voncermal :Wont 1110
KINr and children, and once or twice
*ll/1 , 1 111 1.1 l‘ 1111 It \,‘ 1114' hamther
chiet. I ',loosed he 1011411 11'11`11 , 1, and
told lom I 111,1111 relleet eernmalst
Menu the matter
I LrlletP chat imairatiiN IS rarely It
and %timid
lend a poor fellow a few dollars
I think L will ir) to
borrow tt hilly from ilioir itttenlm to
morrow, 1104 itatriong the first one
Pt hl° In noe iwP tioncluded I
way loil,in milt. tool, mid 11:`il
Itiul
rat: I tvaq mit feeling
lo Dr. Alexander, nn l go( it
do•-e of Hahn. Ile axed tne if I was
111e6, 1 10141 him I numose.l 1
and the reittion 14111'. II e IbCn 1.,1 , 1 nue
all about it, and said there wan about
one hoinire , l of than feller 1,,w1,,
10,1 Ow ) had Itoger., and they bored
fiWolit half' an inch at the F.eentiti in
the /cow lth., and 4111111 Till tllVy glll
In 11 e hollow, and the patient lento Iu
and look a 1111 he%. I .I,lll't know Onto(
thnt, hot I %till stir thht they are the
Ctien,lll,4l, tine.t n)initthiien and Lind
heartel melt I hate ?ter parimk , 11111 y
I 11011 . 1. 11151 . , 011111C11 114114 111,811 101111114
and grasp
Responsibility for Detention of Adver
tised Trams and for Accidents.
The lingllyh Courts hold the railway
etittipatilet to a pretty strict rule in rt
gaol to their relittititas with the puldlc
',cotivenicitce Reif the itithlie safely A
al-te tit hint!, tere•illt been
tnt ot the C.ittii ul Excite l uer,the re
situ of a huh is it ease 111 point A
e, ket holder found the ail ver •
riot going to 'start, or 1,11 , 1-
iIII,IIC ot the titeman lt,t, leg neglected
In heel. uh Itrtlu. ;old tirdercil a -pet rnl
train The hill for sires was shoal
tart hundred thillars. 'Fite sharp pas
netiger laud rt and then brought an fte.
molt Stir the recovery 01 the money amt
.1111 e fifty dollars additional for hit
own loa+ul tWI, hours tone The judge
expretated himself "moon Irlileil ' flint
the ( . 011Ipail, ii l resiatc.leuch n chitin,
and the Jury gatethe plattitilfat verdict
for till he tt-ttieil
Li I 1 :14,11/1.,
If vs 4., mhould import it little 'F.digli-ti
law or an Englnd; judge or two, it
might pune of tolvatitage !011ie AIIII•r•
icall public. 111 England, Itkewine, ate
ridentn to persons or property front the
vareles.thevs or neglect of rat:way olli
t mit; or employe...4, are ptinedied by
liettAy pecitillitry HBSt•tillietitrl under the
head cd damages. Verdtcta to the
amount of (11111) or forty thousand dol.
law; lor personal Injury have been re•
covered, and we read of one came where
tile jury rendered a verdict of over silty
Ifinflaand dollare. Ille,e heavy %er
dicta, howmer, Ill) not seem to present
Ll2.llmariterm In the Board of Trade fix.
turn.. for (in at Br tam, for ISCN, it 1,
stated that nine railwapi on Eliglllll,l
li Wltki !laud lor colopeiocitaiii for
i eidetiti4 oil their road,, the 1411111 of
,101,855, of which $1,4101,910 wkert.
ItlillrleS 10 iIerSIIIIM, 9.111 i 4 1605,91 5 were
lor damage.; to great... The compettaa•
iloii liir tWeiileilln iii 18110, it inn alitiripit
led, will amount to a larger num than
that above Hotted.
English managers ire mu ch in
favor of settling elating for liainages
by arbitration invitead of trusting the
matter to it pry, and 111 this we think
they tire wise, &nil we believe likewise
it is bettiir for both parties Arbitriv
tion simplifies the whole proceeding,
raver titio and expense, and, it the ar
bitrators deal fairly with the lions of a
ease submitted to them, Justice will
not lie so likely to be dela . ted ordefent
rd by mere legal technicalities, Anoth
er very aensible decision was recently
decided by iro English court, to
rect, that a railway company a not re
sponsible tins the lows or urticlre limn a
passenger's portmanteau, which lied
been left by the owner in one carriage
while he traveled td another, hug own
negligence hieing made the lore 1)04011 -
like. i /rap 'ft weir.
—Will you do till a favor?" mid
young Brooks to his wealthy friend
Simoet Hansom. "What is it, George,"
said Hansom. "1 wish you to lend me
00, 'sift" "Call at my counting
house," rejoined Hansom. ,t,George
was not long in paying hie respects.
"What security can you give me,
young gentleman ?" "My personal
security, fir." "Very well, get in
here," said Hansom, lining up the lid
ors large iron chest. "Get in there,"
exclaimed George in astonishment.
"what for?" "Why, this is where l
always keep my peeeoaal se c urities,
-=--The hells of Charleston,lllinois,
Cheese tobacco.
Why Can't a Woman b e a Mason 1
At the Masonic' celebration at... Au
stin, Nevada, recently Major Shemin',
delivered Jo address, abouudm;
in
wit and humor, clumtering arciand elo
quent gems of masonic himtory. An
specimen of the Ii onor we quote the
solution ache ahoie query, ac report
ed in the Ile .ritte
"Women soinetimei eomplitiA* tltal
they are not permitted to enter our
Lodge and work with the craft in their
labors, and hiarn all that their 14 10 I/C
IC11111(41 In the instittilinti. NVe will ex
ialitin the reason. We learn (feat be
lore t h e Almighty had finished him
work lie eats ill 811111 C 1101111( about crea
ii„g Ere The e reatimi of e very living
thing had lurch' itecomplished, and the
Almighty hail made Adam (who wits
the first mason,) and created for hint
the fittest lodge In the amid, aud Pall
ed it Paradise No. I. lie then Cltll4ekt
all the beasts of the flelil and the fowl) ,
(il the air to pass Inquire Adam for hini
to name them, which wits a piece of
work he bail to do alone, MO 01W 110
COlllll4ll/11 !ought therelore arise when
F.VI. was ereated,whom lie lotew would
malty trouble it she Wlt4 aliened In
11:1 It, :IC csrotitetl her he
tarrhand. Adam, being very lunch
latigned with the labors ul lIIM first
tank, tell asleep, and when he awoke
t ut , k iwi ,' E ve m the I,ul e ttn6 1,,,,,
AII:tIII ift.lll l .! Senior lVitrdrn, 1 ,1: k 0k.,1
Eie as the ittlittr of Ite.titil in the
Small, :Intl they to-cited their in line
tient., triton the
kirk, when 111111Ie
iliately called the craft Irmo labor to
relreshineitt , la'-lend of attending to
the attire its Mlle eight she hill bier
sortion, yoilated her üblignuoos, let in
an exiiiilll , l 11,141 110 101 , 1-
Iw s4 Ihrre, 11111 iiint nrunml with him,
leaving )lilnin to look alter the jewels
This lellow hail been expelled from
the Lodge, with set eral oth?..rs, some
lime before, but hearing the footsteps
of t h i I hand Mii,ter, he PliddenlN took
Illy leave, tell.mg Eve to gut to make
apron., its Ole I . lllli kiss were „,„
proper regalia. She went and told
an d when the Grand Master re
'"hasn't to the Lodge Ile found his
gitNel hail been stolen, and. Ile ca lled
lor the Senior and .1 moor Wardens,
who had neglected to guard the door,
and bond them absent.
"Alter mearching lor collie une lie
cattle to where then were Ilia, anti tit•
nnodcd 1,1 A.lllll/ what he wan
there, instead of oeeitioing fit+ official
position Adam replied Iliac, he w e
waitAng for Eye to call the I•rntt from
retre.linient to labor again, and that
Il i , Craft WWI not pmperlv clothed,
which the) were inal,ing prOVII4IOII
for
Turning to Eve he asked her what
she haul to udder m excuse for her un
ollicual and nimuutuonue conduct? She
replied that a fellow,prising hllnsell
on 110 t It grand lecturer, had been giving
her iie+tructione, and vile thought It
141(11 no harm he (Ur:m.l "da.der then
muked h , r hat haul 1 , 1•1,111 e ,if him
gavel 9 She Kam she didn ' t know, fin
leas that hullow hail taken it away
Finding that I ' ve was no longer front
worthy, and that , ulie hod rained Adam
to neglect luu. 11101111 g lit Ilium
uI whom )1:14/ et Vel)f•el, the Grand
Nlkukter closed the Lodge, )toil, turning
fluent out, eel, a faithful Tyler to watch
flue door with naming sword. Adam,
repenting of him lolly, went to work
Ilk(' It nuts and gllnol Karon, In order
to get reimutated Not so With Eve
she got angry about It and commenced
raukdlig ',inn.
"Ail/1111. oil ilee.o , llll of him r ,.6.r ma
tm „, teas permuted to e•utabliudi LoulgeQ
and work in the ulegree.u, and while It..
was allowed tI)
. 111 lit him 1111te11.41/1 Char
cite war 111 lief again to be
admitted 'et In the regiudtr lodge
work of flue Cralt Ileflre the 1 . 1 1 114011
lIV at 14 01111411 cannot he fill 111-thie Mn
1,011"
—.Railroads of narr..v, guage are
laieorning Lnl,ular Widc. tins line 111
11/bleb 11/e r 3,1,1 are hut tai, a halt
tel apart, and Cttitiida 1t0tt.1.4 or 4111 e in
whirl' they are diatent front each other
three nod tt hall teed The itibiintage
nl such rtiduvate are 11,1t1 toes ore
reaper than lit lot I.I.• go.tge,
Curl Vs may tM made elitirper and More
frequentli, and without so numb loan
01 trartive power by the engine The
first at theee roads tit the ['tilted Slates
111.1‘11 to he outdo toeht . l,ll 111411011
and Springfield ; and it In said that
mooil• t!..•fit II • 1114 . 11 ofbailing,
11,irri.iliiirg and A 'lentos, myrniasyl•
snout, think (a t1111;11ing a tw o f ee t and
a halt gauge road Inns AlleoloWli to
Ilarrisliiir L f, for freight an t pamienger,t.
Apropos of railway malt erN, the- Pena
svlvania Ititllr4 l l4.l Company IS I'o ll 4l l l
erillg the prollf let' , 111 leasing the I
deli and Amboy and New Jersey
roads —indeed, has heen considering It
tar a long tone— the probability being
that some "mutually satisfactory" ar
ranuemealm will soon be made in re
gard to the matter —N. I'. World.
Tom (of ri,x,s llnokett Vb.—Under 1118
lit 41 , 1, n writer 1,.r the London Tele
-11, a ph,.'4% . 1 , : lam a husband of near
ly thirty year* . experience, and I
thought this morning that the face of
my 'old woman ' was an soft and fair
gm it 114811 some twenty nine seasons
back. I think I can see why. fdo
not play at any game o! chance, I'
never get drunk or Oeep out at nights,
indeed I 11111 only too glad so net at
home, and above all, I court toy wile
as much a. I dill when she was sixteen.
If I call inannize it, I nornombirr Aar
birth and wedding days by a mew
dreee, a jewel, or a simple noway ; aid
eltould clue be Kick, I try all I Item",
how to smooth her rlow, and above
all, never allow chil req servants to
rebel against /feet' goilit Ilks . mistress
of the house. I need Isa rly add- that
the house is a happy lion e. I said to
a would be husband the other ay,
'hook out for a lowing, univii.Mlia
daughter end ' , Weir mid if ,vu aoe her
well you will get ii lw,ilie wile aald
1.1)9011`r for yriitr little mien.'
All Soria of Paragraphs
Cheap meat—Chop
olovators—ltyo cocktnilq,
A word to the 10RO—remain No.
A man full of spirits—A distiller.
An attached couple—A purr of oyitpr
Thorn aro 37,000 F ranck rpfugo(...,
\V lion ie tint like a work of art', \V
its a drawing
How to make time fant--Ufin the
.par of the monn•nt.
Marrying an editor in denominated n
paper winiding
1 1, a ,:oat of mail a portion of a teller
r•nrru•r'e old lorml
'Woman's I n41114' --.li label on 111 box
or Amy iasta at Lynn.
Ad vie° le tho only sort of viol that
Amu, pooldo don't follow.
Nvity Is a sword like beer '1 Itevanw
it', iv .o, till drawn.
il,, w dißtinguiKli a wealthy inan—
ity tlin in Ilia tnen.
Thin+ traystmg thin 1, ovor stpultng,
v(1 II" can catch him.
lbsw V/ bet ,rri to.s yt,kl
t. tight and then go nlonul
wort ~f b„
up by n poliveman.
Life is this tzreittoit of rontriiiirtiths,l,c.
evoryboily 11114 to give it up
If 9ixtenn dritelimm make
how ninny will di troyset-111.1i,
Gratit'i new mntln -"Lot i'
bore ito .thor rlet•e"—Slift 1) , (11111go,
(ir(.llleV
his 111111h1 hll9 will, hill %111,
Wl+l..'lloligh to get somebody to Zvi it,. it
It is nu oven chance n t v, ts , rll
MHO 141.1: into Stitt(' Pri.ik.ii or
NI by have thit right to ilirt '
Illecatt.w lhr 141611 qttyv thu witlow ; timit ,
Thit noel WHO tl 1011 ' to iirrittigo 111.1
hair with out pick got int() a !Iwo
pickle.
All eccentiie Ist...pa Il th.g
Crly t the purpn,n oCluplaying him with
bark
The Int " I ...yin of bonnel.4 has it roe(
in ti iiiidiwaltt, and tho flying jib iu well
trimmed (owl'.
Since the jut• bug h,04 boon hcientitie
ly exowined,elugnoni retail at sor . entoeu
cents apiece.
l'"ylunk, in Stillwatvr, N Y , bso
bpon di+turbmi py n..cturnnl diggin4
bur trotou re
A Naw Yorker has n dog which ho
has named I'44'llllu on neeount of tho
thinnem of 11111 burl..
Railways aro aristocratic They
teach every won to know his own sta
tion and to stop there
of what fementne Creature are you re
minded Olt t h e completion of it b u ild ing ,
A hoo,enood
jlt 1, -aid that the ('bins%e knew how
t %teal five hundred years before thu
Radical party WWI horn
A young lady, when told to exereiro
for health, .aid shot would jump at an
111111 rum 11.. r own ri.k.
Nvwp“rt rerITIS 141111.11 Ulla the Khory
that liuorge Pcobinly loft $:i,Ol.Xl by will
to lib, Lewis not ti to.
A Wii,teru John Smith hits dointiveroil
that no 0110 01 OP 11011111 has evor hold a
high offluo or bum hung.
Carlylo ' , apt siffirago "0, won
tostrit ;wog
01 rimpli• by r minting !lour sway I
Ihe hint vilugli drop for young hick,
to drop the practice of dr,notig thin,
whim you g,r into tim night air
A piu,4ling 11111,LiMI about 1.4,
k Ilk, I 111,•tt L y I Mir It I, 'll hat
may it lawyi•r du for money
A colored hilly bountinii, , of thi• pro
grio, nnrdoby hi•r to strati ini•t
• 11, 1- in hit mortification Lahti.
"'cher.. nn, thrt, sa id a wit,
"Wlmh I illiVll lined without utidor
~ . tundirlL f ,:thern InunUnh, nnurcund
A Maryhind pnper nitys thorn 1 , 1 more
money i n whiphy than in n ~ilver mine.
'Phu•re'+ more drunk in tt,too
Tho of Paris tots toldod to the
Thu WO hoar of "Iligi•tpli
-114 liw , -liwts and ''lntloonlng"
do
A Montgomery, A Iftbitma, curiosity
woman Of e.,urbu na ona
would tbint of "mating a howl om a la
/
Ihihoquo Times styloA Itooolo.r'n
lino •erlllllll 111 1 / 1 111 , ..1111,11 1., 1•11,1111,1,1,11.
1 , 11111011, .11. Encul.tor Firu Extol
r "
Tho itoime) lyceum w trying its
tooth ,111 111 , ' pri,blitti) "Whit 11 I, tho
oltle•L loath, 1 ry, Erin go brut., or 111,11
gohluo "
Certain ladles of New England
been brutally informed that the br.t way
to eontributii to the. W. , r 11 1 .8 • l ln
hold their's.
A paper hat an article hewded with
the oniumlnith, "Why '
Wo tel pi il/t1(1 It ' s h , eltll3o they WMl'l wit•h
Won't it?
Blow cite I ..tpand my ' 311
extortemst, men asked 01
By carry 1 rig a hit go gond hewn ru ii,
replied the doctor.
Horace Greeley'b latest ailment F. a
desire to fall asleep et all hours of tier
day, but inure especially when reading'
some of his own editorials.
The novel excuse of a Hartford
man for stealing was that she "watit. , l
the goods for hristmas presents, and
couldn't afford to buy them."
A Roston man went to Portland, M ,
and noticing a sign at Zion's Advocate,
wont in and inquired if Mr. Zion was ,
at home. Mr. Zion was not in.
Why is • drunkard hesitating to sign
the pledge like • saptical Hindoo?
cause he is in doubt whether to give up
the worship of the jug or not I
"Will yo u tweept a millinery idioplind
dry good slots my stonourkt
she tiviliimsige silty of poking the dull
est.. And momentous question.
Florida planteled aro giving up cotton
in favor of sugar-cane. Why' don't they
coilkivat, twth 7 Labia, and cotton gen.
welly gn together in this latitude,
TYe iiiieliester Democrat says of n wo•
siva that he is a world without on
Nmstor And gni... It. remark. ,
able, ui Pill% 1 , . Ift Witll.ll.o.
P. 44111.-1