Billironic DP,moctatic Watchman
14Y P. ()RAY MI EK
.ME W. FUREY, Amine!Arm F:tirron
Ink Slings
—Can - n none who takes life eh eer
folly be eoiisidered a dangerous fel
to ?
—The Tndisn Chief, SroTTED T+ it,.
who has been very sick, caused I) . y Ow
death of Ids wife. is recovering.
--Joant TtErtvs. of lndinna county,
recently had both legn e at ofT by a lo
ceimotive. 'Thin is, indeed, a late tore-
=I
—Senator Thum'e having been ap
pointed and confirmed chief ittelice of
the Court of Claims, we shall now have
a little judicial quacking.
—That ,ArrIMI from writing hn•ty , Initnr•,
perimou whv 110 morn to fin with porter's
doonfrtil than norier
Ti,il hit, BR4l,4F.RD—people that live
in glroß houses shouldn't throw stones,
you It nnw
__The hnve of Alloon'a; aer nr ling to
the TrOutrie, lin e Nllrll a dikrmimion
toy: Fe n‘a , of the prof - m;(4;Ni that they
PTIOw 11111 the 1)911 hearera at a fatter:ll.
Nice Nova —gnoll boys.
—And now, ot. the Win!". of the
Wind. cometh II report from \Vanhing•
toil that Attorney Cienertil AeItFRNnN
doe , + not intend to remivn--onlervi he
can be Senator from neorain.
—"Diann ve hear the slogan?" 'Clie
Fir.r Dioriet, splendid as w' It 9 vie
torv, is but na n the lineket to
the overproverine flood Ihnt *ill ere
Radicalism into the ocean
of old' vino.
--NVe wi=h whoever (Ines; rm the
mad for the Lel.n , ion A drerli ger wntil.l
prir the pn.le on the wrnpper nod not
on the nnner V. 11,11 , 0 film: to len,*
Mini IMITT)10 in I,l4'f . CP every week in or
der In f zrt II open
-The editera of the Po./ Bradr/ In
dependent nntt rittriftn nrtrui , rat nre
(I , ,ltnn Shnkrepen re, nii nitont nn
Etionidirt! baby that tentii barn with
teeth. Thee are very biting in their
reirorkii to nne nnotber.
1 one Pxml , nnVe thinhm the
Dimmer:o;r im hewilderitl over
the President'. tnehra.affe Not nt nil.
l't• rtn elear nn mod. Ife don't sn v
what hr means nor mean what hr
. a ‘• l'onsequently, everybody tinder
,•,14
. Ii • n, , ,•••1 II 1 , ••11•.
, s „,,, s o, rt. tn.lor
, I I I ~ . .thornwht ll rrnl.l
It t•• ihe ere.ltt f.f the Ben,
fwirol o \nJ vmi'd Ilvtlor hn Izoll
,1,,5% 1,4 i 11,1 , lii.trrnlY 11(111,1.4 !re!' V
qmort, if vim want to go to tittlt.
when• t hr "11.11 Trlfi TM II Tull the
mourneth for itw firoo
Lora" That run in your side, unn
Lmrw•
All nbont n Int,l little clrl :
vrrt. r virl
\Alio reel a toll, eorl
Might down In ItlY 1111,1410 4 .f her forehead
And when mite vrA• good
,Sit %Ira. trre vood
And when .he MR$ rlll ,. •11 , WV. 1.11-11,1.
-"Nr..1."%ti0.a. it,iier,.te
ollr - fier balance," oays PO an of the
//crab! IVe are happy to nay that Ph e
Ina.ntained perfect compoFaire daring
the time she was afflicted with bin
din
e;t concern , ' in the ,Va )(mai nrl , l
didn't get off her
balance worth a caaa, then.
This is (he age of extraordinary
dreaming. An editor, siiptio.ed to h e
ern7v, fpossiliftt Ottra,n( the rrnllidnt•o•
lotrt! Register) Mar lie had n reriotrka
hie vision of the night, whlr•lt he tells
after tl r following fashion
I had n dream the other night,
When e•erything wna 1,4111 ,
111,10,1 rd that rush antewriber
rstne Op and nab) Ho tall
l'aelt won` a !link or honegtv,
And pollen were round earl, eve,
And no they hart,i , (l nut tio,ttnrorm
They yelled, "flow's that for high "t"
—l.n't It about time ror atn,tlrr•r lust,
t•how to rome along? The ^p•l ill‘V." are get
ting narnel• —FORST, Iu WniChl/61/0.
Mako It a flow•logwoil or Foo l .looy. and
, •*lllhll yonroelf, only mind yr],
B I ret I
I we molted to show the public a
fool, we should set a trap about some
of the rum holes in Tyrone to oatell
you ; or, if aske.l to exlithit a goome,we
should hold you up as a gay and fes
llye, but very unfaithful "Gander
—legs,"
--Gen. HARRY WHITE won't be
or the Pentinylvnilia Senate
(Ilia winter. Thank (boil for That. the
gavel has fallen lo the Democratic suc
cession, and sortie noble Roman, like
IV A LLACIC, perhaps, will rule the roost.
—A chap who went to one or those
"hugging balls" in Boston, couldn't
stand all lie saw there, and so went to
nn editor' sanctum and relieved his
pent up feelings in the following man
ner:
"Whitt! the gli I I adore by another ornbinc
edl
What! the balm of her breath *than another
man taste I
What I pressed hien whirl by another's bold
knee I
What! panting reclined on another than me I
girt She's yours, You have brushed from
the grape Its soft blue;
From the rosebud you've shaken the tremu
lous dew;
What you've touched you may take. Pretty
waltier,adleul"
&,
r
111 0 :1
VOL. 45
The Election in the First District.--
The Democracy TrAmphant.
on Tilemciny 11011, the 21)01 ihetttet,
the elution. for Senator in tie .nrst
Ibmtriet, Philadelphia, to mapitly the
tient matte vacant by the (tenth of Hon.
W. W. WAFT, wne held, and resulted
in a ningtufwent beinderntie vimory
Cotoed DEcil FAIT, the Democrat 1(
nomtnee, ham an official mnjority of
-a result all the more gratify
ME
ink! berau.c it %yam unexperle.l
The for - tomtit: lernoontion of tio.,
.trairTh., gives the Demoetaila a ta .jat
.I,r m ihe /MA will pia a
I)elliOenil into the Spe,ll,el n e)1,11r
WIII) rri•ii v,,te 1 , 1 all
il ' liPSlll/114 where there way I,e. a II
Siteal,er wilt ' , Olio have the ap
pointment UI 110 c variouti colon) Mem
and of course each will coutain n ma
jority of Democratm. 'lie infamonm
gem nutod h er of 1811.1, whereby the Leg
ishktitre aue tltruwu into the bittide4 of
tile lbolicalH by 11,litlical ❑It'R O OCNR
li.lionemly apportioning the clistrieta,
will be n erhnuled and reviaed, an I
a re apportionment ina.le that will
lie mere ittinlacior . 9 . to the De
mocracy and tile people, aria not
Tote No likely to roounne power 111 the
hati.l4 (.1 clie liadirnlr. .‘ great many
oiler good hinge lave nko been ht.
cored by ihr eleetiori of Col. 1)1, 111.li r,
w bleb lime and cireimimintices will rt
tonll to the renple, rt.) lung hltndly
I,,,vitig the lead (.1 Ifadu•al ritscithly
L.l e,,rnipll4,ll
TioN oi do. 11r;:t tnnr for ninny )eitts
lh , ta(a.rat4 have had it iniljori
branoll ‘,l the
arid with the trvtliliph wo 111“, t (OKI It.
muffle the re.leni4illility which uenlailm
111011. tlllr low). !Ivrealter, to fur Its
'\,•flale CI1111 . 1 • r114 • 1/,wr kv II Lc he',l
I ,1:uI I) ISnt f
rt.-1,01,11de 1,,r itsli
party That hay 1111ile‘eti this great
I.Jry (..‘Vr fraud, and wlnrh
li;l4 RI a It)-1 Ilu• CI)1111
t6O 14 riot Itfrall to
ta.Le the rele,ll.il,llit , , an.l will relph r
a swowiul ‘.l Ita otewat,lHl,li•
It hardly neee,pry to refer to the
0;111.1 . .4 (hat I,t‘r priolto•ed tho 4 1•X I a
~nlinar) triumph in a dtmtriet
we exioccleti to he tit It ailed. The ties
llleitille tic
~( Preeiderit I; .\ 1, ..1 , 714, 110 doubt, 011 P
,i 1 them, and Ow Filtvonth .Init•mimetli
and the general negro polio of tht
party in power wam certainly another
other oau ev %err also at work la la
vqr of thi. Deitiocniey, htit lice tutus
a-4 Ow Hirni dviertultiallOtt nl
the veople to rebuke the 11101 wl ' , Lail
treaclierowdy and fraudulently lliruwn
Senator I)l%%fovu out of the sent 10
which he %Rh burly elecied by It ma
jority orover five littri , lre , l votemund
put in Itia place a Wan tt 6u had no
wliateer to that poAttiott.
and the general .litignst of the
people with the ita,liertl party, mai the ,
firm re-ldVe fit pot the l'OtitrOl Id the
Senate into the lian.l4 of the party of
White Supremacy, were %%lint enusea
(lie defeat or the !Indira! randidatewanfl
gave to the senntorial hall. of Petinsyl-
Vatllll a representative of whom the
whole tifloe may Ise prowl
n•jon•in;;, 0% er tliiH great Ih•ui•
()critic are gvnerni throtigitout
the entire State. Every where we hear
the glad penile of victory— everywhere
the ahouteri bongo of joy. A new epoch
hay dawned upon our State. dente•
forth bolasf legildation and official in
tegroy shall prevail!
, iic smith r a roliii.i
is MIIIIPtwed of ninety (me iu,yf/r•rs 1110
sixty-fi , ur whales. That's where R. ids'.
ealisni ban been prevailing, and that's
how it would be in l'eutisykitnia,
the Radicals could malts it no. Think
of ibis, while nien, or ilie Keystone!
-Democracy lurever
"STATE RIGHTS AND 'FEDERAL UNION."
BELLEFONTE, PA., FRIDAY, DEC. ' , 'lB7O
Among our Exohangee
We notice by the Luzerne /boon
the miners of (lint county, soon.
(eltlionsitiol in number, have
for higher witgem. Dolibiles, they have
cause lor 11114, or they would not have
done O. Their eallingcn a very den
geron4 one, and they are obliged to be
enrt.lid, lest eniamtroplres
occur iliac would plunge their Catniliee
into the deepest gruel and the utmost
IVe presume the) are the
he.t • judge,. of what their labor as
womb, and we are at all limes ill I . :how
of pia mg Ihenn the Mogi. hhi , rllll Wager.
Ai 11, H. 111,1. HMV I i111,, , 1 , 4 .414•1111,1
h 4. I 111214:111i n hill Mu. ,41pirlf
the ilivrt• (1.,
..r em
Ho% vr. 1..5111.10 Or I. Ilerlii I
Hoe. \'l , I - ,t tmitio,11111) !we.
rights that ail other claiviir,'are bound
to respect. The employer, has a right
to protect himself nom extortion, /11111
the laborer a right to protect hinisell
against imposition. Between these
two extremem a fair and just inedpini
ought to be found that would neither
grind the faces of the poor nor filch
unjustly from the pncketie of those
who.e part it is to pay the laboriv
1111111 hire Let the employer be
and II oral with 111/1 11111 awl let
the latter not fie unreasonable 11l their
di wand , Sueltneou;sr %1011141
scot strike., niol hal mom/A. etttillicting
intvrebts The 1111‘ •
It Is 11116 ) 111111.1t0 that the 11111(15 of the
volltlly Ate r.,„1 11111, the fleet ...it) , of It
It itrlttill tlett there ttlett.l.l he 1111.1
ttitott fer it BO the milted ..111111,11 of (Pm.
1111111.1111.11 Is not In he dr.n R ir.14•11 hey
hu e and they are t;entitett rtt to Jtltittt•
t er th e , lin ...ill' , Pnrngn tilt 111
...impotent yootriptittle+ hiy door ii role, II pot
lii•iro iliott they olio., 'leo ....Arty toy right
by Nork utg lu 11 roioot ar
tho y have tot
!lON to eflippoll, 61141..1110, lollO•
laxt , to pity, the terrible irk too riti whit h to.
lotiont b. Ilitoir Oloi ilium.. 'I hey ttio the
Jitoig,i ror t 1 tail pit. .' for Ili. it onII tortgoooo,they
kn.,' Oil, holler 111,111 the 1111.11 111111 'employ.
theol '1114.y may Noll% Or Chic} !Oily riot Mork.
.Ple y 11.0 11, .11104. 4.01111
try An to tho propriety of the ootriky they
oal, it with 1100 • .Iloglio 10. to.
1i11....111111111111y 111. .1.10, lIIVI
y 111 llv L. Ih, ...1...1 , 11.11V V, •
ri gti t (hal lin
1 trel Ls ili vtorlt itimint n .if the eemilly
Faun Ilse New York 1 / a ll, %%,
glt.:111 -owelholg nl rt Ii Hole,. to “Ilott
tlbey 11,:),( nI Etinop. ' It itppearm tlt.tt
tlo. atlantle It litle 111 tur,at C/11
, t/111,111itt. Ili-,111114r to the
, t? 11,11.1((l . tt/Iti 01.1( It
iy hardly "deadly ' in Ow., when
1,1111,1: 3, A g 4 .141 llmig, ilu II
I[l/1 ritr. nin• Ilru
N\ 444. k 11/ 41, it'll 1,1 il, 44,
I=
1,11 Wllll It If i n, 11.. in Eilrope, makes
MIIIII4 . a 1111,1n1114 i.ll , 111
I (g,,,pe (hat bun. Julien -4, II 00111111 g (101,1 MI
~11n4 11,.u•n
11 IN /I. /1 ry .1,0/4 11 , ../1/I1 I.
tilll it in '
I 01/11IIY, lie "111111 , 4 e,,
li(ilr •t wlwruy o, 111114
1 h.. nut lake up 1“,•,1
114,1 14;1/1 1te1,111,1 I . IJ I 4., hot .lent 1 , , be nu,s
log al/ 11, , . 111111• it • 11,•1.1 r,h,orio , ‘ tu• hlng
Iron , In et u,l, 1111 seallerlog grIIVI, 1111 I
11. H. %I'll. 11 I , 111.. 1.5
garl.;)4t. or Pan,.
(tett 11,11 i -AZ./
hero - 5 - .1. Mottling vottipttet hne. as
wtth nt• 11.0 lidvance po.tit, the .tily 1r0,1114
rej.jl, wither
140)0011rn,.lnlllnul 15.5•1 ..Kllll,loli 3
list ttrootol to 111/401 yr nwely trot% vinetit
of tile etti • iny this rear, ill 1110 (1,1. vlllow.d.
tart, «"1155 ti•Kt ,
iottnltt,uudgetting tort mul the
outer poltion of :111 . 00110, tit point« t uuteii
tent for quartering 111.1 MOVIIII4 troops t,l any
iiirectiott, arts itiamien of moldier.,
• 11l neccnnlly, nay Walk, notices vote ottentiolt .
progfes4 tiler. , it 1110th still, 1111Wil 111/1,./.1
lion The 11.111,111, 111100 Inn a "rt.'l
lIIIt 11/ 111,41, nay y,ut. m p..41'14111. bat
they it 110 W Mat 0,1011 day ream tot Ow mall
rr
11f 111IiItI, at hit iittiolser that ettoliot
be
t0t.0.•,,e41 Tltot, it titup( toms,lS (Ito rent
problem of in.ere4t to know (hal lho trite
num , brought ‘t 111, them out out, lent, (over
(•nut, Isr blanket "
--We would Jusi remark to some of
our young Indies who are HO /VICIOUS
10 Ill: ot the -style," that it they desire
to imitate prineetnien of the earth, or
are Willing too follow the judgment of
one of the best women in the woad- -
QUFIC:II V,ICIOSI)„, of England,--they
will not be ICI4O notch haste to don
long dresses and trains. The Q 111141.11
dresses her daughters tic becomes their
earn, heing careful not to allow them
to ape the woman before they are out
of their girlhood, In thin the Queen
of F.ll 4 ollliit shown her 118110 good sense,
and it wont•' be well if American
mothers would make her their model
in thin respect. One of our exchang
et, I)at-, Oita item on tine r übject :
It may he sotprestaig to mottle of 0111 . Y 011, 114
girla Who 111 - 0 11111111111014 10 11011 tllikned hkirtis
--,,,
, IL
\trAnta
anti tiara° gin) already wear long tit sees, to
know that Una l'Ontaat lietartre, danglater 44
tiootal Vt.lona, now near 6, 111X101111 years of
age, Inv. 110,V0 yet worn 11.11)l111110( lint abort
dre.w•e, even open the grand ory 4.1011 of a
111 awing room reveption, when court trains
are ntavernal
--The question of the restoration of
the Arlington estate to its riglithirown
ers, the Leo faintly, is exciting soine
comment now in nie l newspotper4. Some
take one view of it and some another,
and even among rile i)einocratic Jour.
nals 014.1(1 114 a diticrence 01 opinion, on
minor pointy, liar own eilinion wy
have expres-eil hilt we will re
peat that e,e believe that. the Acting
hie lwri a belongs to Mr+. General
an .1 lu.tl 11 aught 10 al Itiort• be
..1 to iwr Al E., the rvilmval ul
1!I • dvii4l us Colilerii
plalj.l liator 6111, we
wo rieltner ut I,ollr (.1 nor agionq
It would lw well to leave them lie there,
or It Might be well to remove them
to 'another locality. Umtata ^and
ot•feuleraie alike are buried be
neath the Arlington' soul, l tat what
would It 'totter to their dead ashes
that they Xere gently lilted and car
ried elsem here'? The spirits of those
who fought and fell no in an immortal
world—'us hut their dust that remains.
What does it matter where it sleer, so
that the gra% el he known 1 flue Po
Ilarrodaarg, talon the hallow
ot the suljeet
blr Mol'reery of iii ninelfv,
_though quite
11011,4 and slllevri•, Is not n W I.e. 1111,4 e•onnlde•r
51 . 11111., I Int ollan•d w the•
..enolo u re/4unit ion In re•itoro 101110 widow of
Ivo moral Arlingom hum in 1 irginni
A+ the form origloully be•long..l In e.e•ne•rul
it• WWI 110111111 K w 1" , ,n1.: In line
prninnot non tilin nt Ina.t,lNlo4 join) of no net.
at r.•brlilou, and ax t it'll a member of ho
fannly of Iln• minnutal %Va. , lnictnn, wan en
emisninration flat Ihr re.l,
nf 11r fli wao two ofninnned by a
f, in. win , .t
of lin• grave, nt
.1 •nliln•ri NINO 114. bill, 41 tile,
'llllll M. M. l'reery menni nnoln , re.peet 111 010
1.1114,T1 mineml byfact
ti•ry many whiirlin in Me crtn.nnryt nl Arling
Inn nnrn arm- in thin rebel van.... ilnt the
114oftlIf of ml. r”1111117 VV/JJ 110 i permit the
grate. , of their moldier d.•nd to kW 111,11,•1•1`+•a1•
ply ,Il4thrhed 1 , 1f•fl (.. nevotntreetate a rie.t
Mr NI, Cr....ry Inere zetti fir 11111 1111111
.Jl...llwrttl lit that, huh,. (or the
olellil 11 , ....Kilt by the 11nrud❑1`11..11 14 Ul,•
.11 0111111,ttr.1,1 ettreittlly
I , r , 'err, ,1 B,o,rry ~h hettelitl Leo. ‘,1111 , 11
11,1,11.01 y. 111 the Inapt 11,, lurnl.hid INn
ott :too route. time, to, I.lrittoor Nye
it and oolito r ooenetoor4 too rid i le• Owe.
000 IYe , 4101, It the ay Irntr4dl•nl I lieee neon
oho, weir• the:1111 , ot, sir eottroe., at the 'noon
iii
.it iN pr./m.lll. 11 b 111.11191✓ I)l.lunp v elt
X , X , 'll that luv. It.r•
,illl ,I , ,tte loom willl,llll ttutg
tt,,,me I liwigt..l in It t,, reprobation
1111.11. nut n 0 .114 jig Up the 111 . 1.1 , if the war at
%, t they V(1 . 1, 1111hIV 100 mueh
11•1,01, .1 It 11w 11 , 4 1 thi
, tl , 1 , 1 1 11. , t Ur %lot'reery to mak,. Ail/Plll ,
pally 1,1,1041
chunk %Srner, however,
taken n so).,,vb.t different vieco of the
question, and pitches in rough aliod,in
the following forriblt•
iiedrie•eley lam. Mr Mel roo ry , of lien
on, II 11....11,11•41 mrmbrr. of the I lilt
tel Stoto, Introit rd
toot looL ola 101 Mt e. repdorstlon of 1110
II It nalorr t•dato 14, thelegal repre•mnia
tt‘ or tire grost oonfedera to chief,
lt.,bort E Ix.. In. 111110.1 In the rerolti•
lion as, 11 For ol for Ili.. rem o yaf the
bode , of the hurled x 11 11 In the t•I'1111.
ter,, whlrh In Illf bided *lllllO the Arrington
1 . -I or. 1 , . total. Mile two. antn•ipated, 11114
.•.ollitton alto n lire 11111141 ill lire (•µlllp of the
• t roily lull' and 'lover, Nye, Seoit,
rt hontn opened their store.. of In
gate upon the gallant li.entnek Jen In the
1.,,t0r.e , 1 , 1 the ell' hurl) whielt 0111111.41, 1111111111,,
111.41 lle 0,1 wlt II 4tuulou, s hon the lot
.'r ISt del s fur the burail of the first bodles,
at‘lng a. a n for no doing that he WWI Ile"
lei mior! that none or the Lee faintly ill I
1.01.1 again p•lnnenn 111. property " A frank
inito,•ton front the murderer, Stanton, that
' b e hind having I, •en Arlen, would be held up
lilt the same p.lneiple upon which It hod been
Wien- the prinelple or top, -the favorite
mantototte argnolent, and 11111, readily adopted
by 1101 1,11111.11 n Hut M/1111,11'M 410, INlutlon al
though II 111 1101 have lawn law then, Is not
mow, and will he e'en lees au tu the Miura
The ennatitutiuti plainly declare. that "no
1,111 of attainder shall work uorruptien 111 1110011
fotloitli re beyond the life of the perireii
su
at tainted," and sooner or later the hem. of the
fend hero w IA resume 1/0/16(1.11111011 11l the 10.11
til 111 'thole that Itndlc,A iII3UVOY !MVO Melted
from them AR to the queation of the retney,
al of the bodies entombed at Arlington, we
fall to nee any great doseeralion In their re
moval to 0111110 proper spot, to be selected St
proposed In the remolutlon, than Is daily perpe
trated in the great oil lee to accommodate their
progress. The very torte of the resolution le
davit evidence that Mr Medreery intended be
II InrOn[..(lt to the dead or the cause hl whleti
they died. His resolution was right; hie
a peeoli 10110 as elrxinent as it was truthful, and
11000 but cowardly time...pryers will hesitate
to so regard It. Nye may roar and Sumner
flout toil Ms rheterie, bill for all that the pbo•
ple knew that Arlington was stolen and they
Ito restoration to rightful own-
—A young man named Turn
married a comiiii of the eawo name, on
the plea that "one good tarn deserves
another."
• "[For tho WATCHMAN
Moral Reform.
Great moral reform, la that which in
hoped Mr, preached fur, aid prayed
ibr by Minuet every person. And were
it not lor the •' 0 ye ul little faith, '
who are seeking its accomplishment,
the happy result might have been ar
rived at Ring ere this, perhaps.
great moral relorin Is much heeded,
arid we are very desirous of seeing it
brought about most speedily. By eotile
means or other, it comprehends a.shor
ough revolution of systems of (ioveru•
went, National, Slate and local ; a cur
rUCII•II or law and 118 toast equitahlc
mfuuutntrauuu; it ofirgitig tit booeiy
Irom lliose pestkerolim evils, dial an-
soy, disgumi, arid corrupt to a gre•rl or
less extent, suf•ll as moderate swearing•
cheating and drinking, and the vile
haLit ol smoking and chewing t04:6 .0 ;
in short it comp/eh-ends the returns
ion of the elan; his transformation
from a state of diipliciiy, deception, de•
gradation and eztreine wickedness, to
that of honesty, uprightness and that
Of a true ehristian. flow this in to he
efleeted the most readily and siicces,-
foliy, in the great puzzling inquiry of
the day. Prayer and;lioning euinhined
with preaching, hat e been doing a Isis
work, and progressing moderately In
the llCColllp6lllllellt of the great drsuh
eratunt, lola uiauy centuries past, and
no doubt will e, entually meet with it
grand and universal triumph. Bill
hero lire some nn patient and el, en
zealous reformers, Who seem zo Le I
content with the progress m. de and
making, by the long wed means in
111111 who seem LO he dissatisfied
with the work of reform, thus mr, ay
the result of ehristiali effort, breaose
of its want of thoroughness• Their
theology is of the roost abstemious
character. It condemns the who
drinka (whisky) temperately or intent.
perately ; the man who chews tobacco,
or smokes cigars or the pipe, escapee
not its ban ; and lon reformation yuh
out ceasing the use of the filthy weed,
Is only half wrought ; and coudinued
indulgence in on use, is yet') hazard
0111{ to hie ',Ovation —No they nay.
The latent and mom s : novel experiment
resorted to, for the purpose of complet
ing thin perfect reform, (tobacco re
torn') ts , that of solemn 'Conn . :ill, by
carelully written articles of agreement
between the reformers and tire AllbjeCl
to be relbrtned, stipulating that if the
reformers (who never did smoke or
cirew.) should ever stoke or chew to
bacro, ur airy shape or form, line-rut
or otherwise, then maid parties of the
first part, to wit, the timid refonners,are
to forfeit a large stun of money, to wit •
the stun of one hundred dollars, law
lid money of the United Sours, to the
lice of benevolent in•ttittitions, Sunday
schools and such like. The party Of
the second part, to wit, the tutbjeet of
reformation, (who always smoked a rid
chewed from iril3ney) agreeirfg.that if
be till nut hereby quit smoking and
chewing the filthy w eed, forever and it
day, and discountenance it, frown upon
those who don't go and do likewise,
and undergo it thorough reformation
by so doing, then and in that case, the
said party of the second part, to wit,
the subject to be reformed, is likewise
to forfeit a like vino of one hundred
dollars lawful money as aforesaid, to
go to the support of like charitable in
stitutions, according to the theologi
cal statues in much case made and pro
vided, witness our hands and seals,
this 19th day of December, A. it., 1870.
We think this scheme the IVO& we
ever knew, and intuit undoubtedly sutt.
reed, bectfune, if the subject won't re,
form, or the reformers happen to unre
form, then the Monday school takes the
Olt a 1111 S, which being a reformatory in
stittillon, makes the reeult invariably
reform. Although reformation by ar
tides of agreement has been but quite
recently introduced as a practical
means, yet thus far it has met with 'in
couraging success, and mutrwin, as,
upon the Furst subject, it has acted
like a charm. The expedient ire well
as the nubjeitt is entitled to all syrupa
toy of reformers, and no doubt now
ere long, the great nought after reform
will be accomplished.
FROU TUE BY-WAYS
---The attempt, says a paper, to
start au asylum for useless young men
failed, as no building could be eons
structed large enough.
'Speeds fro n the Keystone
_Th r Ehen• h arg Jail has !Ana inmates
—M r 1 .n MeMichael ha• been elected Preel
qit int) Union League, at Philadelphia.
—Neil Buntline, the renowned novellmt, leo
tryo in liolfidnyaburg to-cight and to-nior
r v night
—Ellen Illnek kindled her fire In Rucks
innry with en. I I,li, hot Monday. It was her
et fire and the lant of hi r.
—A man named Ben). Albright, while out
Miming in Parry county, on the 3d find., mtg..
took Geo. W. Miami and Idol brother for wild
lurk°, r, unit shot and wounded the former so
reverly that he died the tame night.
NO. 50
—An unknown nun wan run over by one of
the ' pll4lPla,"fil the cant end of the Pennnyb
rattle H,ulmed TUllllet. on Monday week, and
lite, ally cut to piecee. Tlo're wee pothing
About him to Indicate either his nam• Or reef•
—Etas —The dwelling house, owned by Mee
,Jaeob Mu,et, about one nude from Mapleton,
..... mmed h . ) Mr John John., we" buried to
the wound, with OM the Mrniture and lloose.
hold geode, on SUUthly 1111011, teat. Cause a
detective duo
—North Iteaver township. Lawrence county,
'rnicue haring the youngest member of the
lorry second Congress, Captain Win. M Clel
land, and the tallest Member 01 the nest leg•
-lain, e,:lainuel It. Clark, who to its fast eleven
iehe, in height
-1 he revised census of Ptillad•lphia has
en conotoeteil try tinned Suites Marshal
Lin , NMI n 04 IVOe a Loral popillallon of
071,726 — an Inereer•e a 16 566 over the first
ennineralinn. 7 1u. re Won Makes the pop'
111/Ilion of the entire fitste 8511,647
ArcIDINT —Mr V, tn Noble, or Ihl• plAce,
title engaged in putting is pump Into • well
1411/I.lllloll,l'etry county, on last Friday,
typed •nd fell Iwo the eell • dvt•nce bt
al.out thirty fret yet strange to , say, nicely ad
no !opine.. Thorn than a apraiaed foot For
LllllO taToorm the hare RIIISter
Grant as a Taker
Oeneral thmat took from General
Lee at A ppoinatux Qmrt House, eight
Hann-and and nonce odd soldiers, prin•
utters of war, and the parole of big
great adver.atry. Ile took no motley,
for there wan none to take, but with
two hundred thoonand wen at his
lie thought he had snatched the
wreath of glory from the brow of hie
initiority opponent. With banners tly
trig lie meta a rtgonetit of negio
cavalry to take possesnion of
Richmond. Butler, for a wonder, was
not allowed iii that "pool," for 'lnuit
wits then a Democrat without the am
bition o lbewickeiliteem, now prover
hied (it the Radical. Butler had been
bainAied to the factory girls of Lotetll,
when, be took revenge by critienung
li I Zlll6l campaign itgaila Itichniond,
and denouncing boo nett butcher.
But tome then, what?
The man of suceens at A pionmlox
has been made President of a more
disunued coitior, than it wits on the
day the Southerns proclaimed their in
dependence and separation at rdont
goittery. Ile has been President of dis
jointed federative Staten fur two years,
and in that time be has not lost the
ego? but bestowed Upon 111 in by his
friend of the silver pantry memory.
Ile bail lieell it toitchereler
his hoops here and everywhere to
lop mfr the civil rights of sovereign
communities, and hacking at the dear
est tights ill freemen. Yes, lie is a
butcher now of the body polllle, and
more dangerous to our liberties than
let, thousand Lees, followed by it phal
anx of States, with immortal Virginia
in the van.
But he took eight thousand men
pri,•unera and I elot ed honer but at
lei"' a Lillie, when election day came
near, the Deiiincratn approached lion,
to try ling qualitien an a candidate fur
the Pre.nicticy. They found loam stu
pid, r iot over hotiesi,Vlllth n had record,
and they gave him K fling lion in
the glitt.-r as a aselesit watt, abet , :
be was found by the Radical convert-
tioti, and with his military reputation
won the chair in w limb lie does not
sit as much as he does in the dead.
head rooms or watering place hotels.
And for being the taker al eight
tiiititsatitl met he has become the taker
of 1111110•1e/,* eight 11101188111 bl 81111 tllO l l9 -
1110111 of eight thousands of dollars, in
the shape of bribes for &fire. lie has
improved tie n eapturer, and what he
did not gain by glory at Richmond and
Petersburg, he bag made of, by gilt, , of
lionses, lots, liquor, negare, boots, bra
.11e , , whips, musical boxes, hats, free
passes, tree liquor, free feasts, amid
other trifles too numerous to mention,
such an horses and carriages, until
from being a pauper tanner and a tip
pling ex-officer, he has become obese
with wealth, and infamous from wealth
and per.onal corruption.— Pommoy's
Democrat.
—Will riot somebody hold Sena
tor Drake's coat-tail ? That Quzotto
individual is said to be unwilllng to re
tire from the Senate lie disgraces to
the belch he is to disgrace until an op
portunity in afforded him of utterly de
molishing Senator Schurz. It is
thought, however, that Drake had bet
ter indefinitely postpone his immediate
onslaught. Everybody .recollecte the
story of the stranger, who in riding
along, came upon a rotigh nnd•tuntble
fight. Dismounting, he inquired of a
by thunder, "Is this it free - light ?" On
being informed that it waerlre said,
"Count me in," Ile went in. In a
few minutes he emerged, in a' rather
damaged condition and again address
ing himself to the bystander, he re
marked, "You say this is a free fight.
Well, you may just count me out."
Mounting his horse with some difficul
ty, lie rode on. So it will be with
Drake when lie attacks Senator Schurz.
He will be in a mighty hurry to get
"counted out."—Ex.
( —:--"At this moment," writes a cor
respondent on the spot, "litizeillen is
exactly like Pompeii. A month Niece
it will be a heap of stones, for the very
ruins are falling in with dreatifial crash
es and choking up the entrance to the
cellars, where it few pour wretches are
still sleeping,"