The Democratic Watchman.
B 1 , .*, 1, F 0 N E. P
, "GRANNA AL'AS DOES."
I want,. to mend olv
And Into lo 111,1 , 40.1 1114114
Jtl.l . nu., free still Ile 1/11•111V.
WWI voing b. Itfili) hr rAilv
f h.. vol.
We're inqk lnu err hills' -
I viii lit Ip in. liwi em,
;r,iti'opt liras due
MV Itet.i . V ,
ktl,pimpeel and broke Ile, Icc
pill Ilrl 11l Ills• Milble,
All.l bvvl lo•r oink owl liiend
'llll.
We ilitin't - mitick, nil 11111 4 .
I VVI.' Voll'fi 1.4 ft 4 lny then-,
1;1 an nin 111'w , doe.
1.4 v...n to th.•
To ',tenth i hurtle'. plot
I 4ileet he'd 1110 to hat o•
I logo right novt
I gee up !mi.!,
, " . ht.ti like L ith.el.4.
/ N 1• 64 t ou tvnnldn t btot , er,
peter 110 e,
I nautpt.otne bread and butter
1% , hungry It ()I 4,..t
Rut fltddle 11111%11 t have none,
( atit.e .110 Wouldn't mind,
Poi plenty ttugar On
I tell you, %dint, I know.
ritairto put en .mot ,
(irati ma nl'att duct.
Th, th,ot s.a,
The Wrestling Match
I never vet. , I , to Men wre..ilitig !dal
full% toizether. I,nt it remind., me oi
au incident which took place tinder
my I ‘‘a.4 m the army ni
18(11.
Our regiient, whu h 1%:1.4 a eavnlry,
one, 6uul i,,en it, ,Illarierit for mon
than Into N% CV), , and our men were be
ginning to wow, for Foaie more excit
ing occupation 01.111 picking tilt worms
from their — bard tack at weal holes,
anal playing with their horses ut the it
We were soon filing nit of camp at
a cheery hilt somewhat jerky trot ; and
when we got forward an the road to
Dabney's Mills, the jerkness of our
trot was somewhat augumented,though
we went on nt a pretty good pace con
Ridering the fact that tve were going
over one 01 Old Virginia's "corduroy
roads. They are made by simply lev
elling the ground and laying down
polls and saplings from three to eight
inches in diameter. They certainly
are the roughest roads to travel that
ever were invented either in city or
Country. I have seen horses fall on
them and break both forelegs. A good
horse will not average over three miles
an hour over one of these roads. We
tray idled some twenty miles b-efore
reaching the Mills, Which are very
near what was nt that time the 'Front '
They were not more than three-guar
ters of a mile in the rear, I think, and
they were then filing used an a hospit
al for our wounded.
.Vier halUug at the mills for WI
hour or so, we continued on our way
to the trout, and in it short time we
enure 111 91 , 11 L of our inner line of
hre a si mirk. There we tound every
thing limo, except when an oeension
al shot was green h r is and teturned
by the .11,11111111. A "j 11,4. 10, way a
keeping each ocher awake"--as we
used i4lieini Ilil9 pietly little pusliinr
N., ~ e c.,,el 1,101 ‘,ll-1 °tiered 'mid
we 4 [Me 144 the titter line ul onr %,orkph
when, th, 1.11 , 41 e tigaot rair,r, out a ele,tr,
PL rl. • lit mite
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I, \I it, h 'NA Ito -
I hi , %S,l•+,
a .•1,.•
acrelt. , l I,s ,I ,1111o1 . ! \ll,ll,
ra , , called
"ii Tim am ti lall. tnit,..llAr.‘t‘uri.4.
tr" , )sv. Hbotit ?Aix leet tsv) itiebes
lon;!, 0ar1,1%, strawlit att.l
nitolAtrieliv. vs ',lentil , OfIP
erfiel. men of low re;nment. nud
Ow hie of the little group around hint,
, a.. ; !hing and Inking, and- I mina eon
1-- it —.weal mg with even hodv with
if, a circuit of IMP hundred %ardor
ty,rmind (Mr champion, George.
ik . 'n.l lila° a tall, sturdy Soling wilier.
h , lllll. Fir feet, or nearly so. tit height
Iru he had black hair and sparkling
4 I hick eve., he was, however, equally
a- upright and full of sport n. hula nu
potent, and was also a favorite with
lii fellow soldiers
The terms of the !lintel) were enally
..ettled , ,-being these that neither than
nal to —kirk shins," and they were to
wrestle "side holds." A. near as I
can remember the following was the
emit ersation that prefaced it ,
'•I any. chum," said Oporge "I'll
het von a chaw of tobacco that I kill
throw von every time "
bet von two chow. won 'ran t,"
said Tim.
pail Georae, deprecatingly,
I haunt got hunt one chow hell nit of
the two plugs that I had Ink—weeks'
"Well," teeponde.l ➢fichittnn, "I'll
try %on for one clum, then, just for the
fun of the thing."
"Flietourning to one of 11 . 18 comrades,
he folded :
"Say. Jack, bold the etakett, will
von? till we ret through ; and don't
chaw morn ballot it, Mother. ((you
do throw mon afterwartla for
nuthin l"
"1 eny, Tint," responded Jack, who
was iinenniTruieilly sprawling at fill
length upon the grilse, not the least
disconcerted by the threat contained
in his friend's last sentence, "1 nay,
Tim, if you win the stakes I'll go two
more chawe agin you; and then we'll
have a spell of it?"
The men of our squadron a..d the
Michigan regiment had formed a cir
cle around the contestants, some lean
ing against their horses, and some
stretclied on the ground on their blan
kets; and a continual stream of banter
int! was kept briskly flowing. Some
of them bet pipes and tobacco on the
issue—the odds being in favor of the
young Miehigander. Belts and coats
were thrown off, George saying, am
hard up for tobacco, and by jingo
try hard to win them two eltaws;" anti
the two went nt it in a lively nnd
good style; and for about ten min
utes neither seemed to get the f - (etter,of
the oilier.
Soddenly, while every face wore a
c ireless smile —while iip(im every
tongue a brititerin,g, word still liiwored
—there crime right into' our midst a
solid shot, It struck nothing hut the
poor fellow from Michigan. Him it
hit fair at the waist, tearing him rani
plefely in, vo, while the lend laugh
was yet bubbling up train his throat- -
the light of an anticipated triumph
still in his eye, and the flush of cont . '
dent success upon his cheek
The two nun, so Inll of life aim
health before,4s i i l l l 4solev 'stood transfix
elite if by thi erholt. Then one
of them reeled and fellgio the ground
a Ma , s of riven flesh, while the other,
who receti,,ed the full wind of the that,
thovsrit ollterwi.e tintonebetl by it,
steukt for a moment 1114 it petrified, his
hair rising lip straight upon his head,
111 ,, eves aide open in it imleouta, mani
ac .tare, lilt whole lace ronvul+e,l by a
terrible and idiotic smile. Then whit
n hind, unnatural !numb, made loatily
bort dile to 114 by the siirlit of that inn
!dated bolt It ing belort• Loa, lie fell
prone to the ground \\lien. after.o
lon , Time liv the apt of whisky,
rill,' water, he was liroaffht bark to
l ie inns a rnti,tg lunatte, {lll. 1111
rip—inn of ihe allot Twin!: of r•iieli farce
as to deprive him entirely of iCat.,l/1
The poor fellow who aunt struck net er
spoke a wool or wade a sign alter
ward, though he survived in /111 11110011
snout "taut. ablllll three honra riller lie
an; taken to the hospital We had
all 0( . 119 bffi'f) used to seeing death in
were shape, Intl the wluteness of snit
lien fear fell upon tunny a face in that
group of soldiers as the terrible tnes•
"eager of death clove a passage through
its, and passing by everything else
went to its destination as unerringly tt.
If sent by some inyisihle tuarkantan
Journal.
Drama of the Deep,-One Hundred
and Twenty Lives Lost.
The following account 01 a (ire on
tt7sirrd of an Italian passerigereliip has
appeared in the Adelaide paper. The
details seem to have been furnished by
Captain Begg, of (ht. ship Murray,who
took an energetic, part in the attempt
to rescue the passengers arid crew
"Captain Begg gives a graphic de
seription of the occurrence, front which
it appears that nn the night of May
'O, in latitude 23 degrees 40 minutia
! south, longitude 37 degrees 50 minutes
west, one of the hands at the mast
' Maud reported a singular rllununahun
intern, and on closer inspection wits of
firmed to be a ship on fire The dis
tance wan then corn puled at Ihirty
miles, and after sailing for an hour, it
nearer approach disclosed the fora) of
a large ship being lieVollred by the
flames. At two R. rn , the distance
considerably shortened, and the
, Murray closed with c.beturning wreck,
luring previnusly'preparNl her boats
for lowering, with hands at the tlavit
and every possible arrangement
to meet the eniergeriries of the rn.e
:111..t, a littler cry ram,. limn the wn
Ot t , .1.111,11ePA.. 1,1 . 1 11,1- 1.11,11 was lower
e.I main topsail hove linek, rind the
.•ullnol crew milled mvnv into the
idittile id tight toward the sound. There
Pus loured a water logged boat, with
Mini :nen clinging to her, while every
wane completely r,er them
Subse l inently it was known that Ibis
boat had been toweled trout the burn
rag slop, and a rush of passengers
made In lien, consequently, she tilled,
and only fink survi,ors were left t 0
tell their miserable tale
"The Murray remained close to ilie
burning spectacle until daylight. In hen
she stood toward the vessel, which Na.
one mass of flarne-i from stein to , tern
Her masts were gone. and the der h
fore and aft aide I Mel to the fire, and
dig day dawned it was Seen with delielit
that three other \ e.sels had been 1 , 0
traeted to the N , P111.. Will ins f
drifted down her people were
elinging to the a reek of Honing
which hung to windward
a rat rang brerva. wing I
two were taken off. At th i ..
the wind and sea inrma ellu .„
render it impossible to make !Hillier
exertions, and the two iintortor•in—
were in such a pntininn that ilie loo
t-wild not get near them, sod Ihr•t
seemed quite exhausted and insensibl.•
to the efforts being made to save them
The whole scene was most e‘eitim,...
and lamentable. 114 from
imriries it was lenrris , l that the ill
riled ship was the Minnin
an Italian hark, bound from Genoa to
the Platte, with one hundred and tiltv
passengers on hoard, besitt6 the crew.
On comparing notes afterward it was
found that over one hundred and twee
Iv persptis were lost by fire and water.
it watilittnderstond that fire from the
rook's galley had by some means ignit.
ed the deck, and the rombuntion of the
cargo, which was mainly aprrits, was
a very rapid process. :ate fore end of
the vessel blew up iiirTv, sending the
entire foremast and gear over to wind
ward, and to thin providential circuit)
stance may he attributed the salva
tion of the few saved, for the ropes,
Nails, spare, and gear served as a kind
of thif, on which they were bouyed till
assistance arrived."
IN relation to the disappointment at
the census falling. below public expecta
tion, the bachelors sing in chorus—thou
cnnst not say we did It.
A 1100U8 Odd Follow has been going
for tho Portland brethren's ayiepiiihv
and vireo' latoly. croon twiny
I. 0. 15.8 with tho I. 0 0
The Einperor's Prison
"I have given him NVilhelmshohe,"
says t h e King of Prussia, in that tele
graphic dispatch to the Queen, his
wife, which briefly but eloquently de
picts a great scene in the drama of
history, There is, indeed, something
highly dramatic in this gift to a bro
ken man. "Where and what manner
of place is Willielmshohe?" Many
readers will ask. It is the Versailles
of Cassel. rt is a elofteau nail pleas
ire park on the east slope on the lin
kelt Tswahl Mountains; and has for
the er),ptive Emperor associations of
peculiar interest, for as mach RH it was
once the fluorite residence of his un
cle, Jerome, sometimes King of NVe..4
phila. This palatial retreat and its,
surroundings are in the luxurious taste
of the last century. There ale hot
houses on an amazing plan; !lone ale
temples of Apollo and Merculy ;
there are aaterlall4, phe,antries, lakes
and tt l'hine-v villa. Theis it a
great fountain, perhaps the hugest iii
the world, for its column of ttater,re ,
mg, to a height of hall feet, is II?. feet ill
thickness. And la , tly, at the farthest
and highest point of the grounthsnear
ly 1,490 above the Fulda, there' is a
strange if not preposterous building of
oeta,gional shape, with a series of ens
eagles Ile.ivending from its fot, through
tit e (4) "grotto of Neptune...
The budding at the top or the cascade
is named the KieselischlAss,
los.al stable, which is an uninenslv
enlarged copv of the Eirnese
club Int% ing it entity ni %%Inch nine
people can i•it Stich 1-•
whose precuo•t , are re.n hrd trovn Ca
se' lit a ,trught of 1111 W tree-
The folloAing extract from a letter
%%totem liv n Ito It re-1.1..iit I'n'-e1 io
,shuts near Le e d-, I. po-c—eil
intcie , t at the preveht moment
I -, a ter' pretty tote;, and
the oiitshirts are really beautiful
From one 01 the promenades here, call
ed Belle% tie, there is it splendid view
,it the surrounding conntre high
mountains, valleys, and pretty little
illiwes dialed over all, and close at
toar feet the river Fulda. (In Weilnes
day we were at a pic-nic at Wilhelm
shoe, a beautiful place, an hour's walls
front Cassel. It was form erlya 811111
liter residence of the hector, hut, id
course, now belongs to the King lit
Prussia. grounds are liefuttifollv
laid out, and tile CI /11Men per
fectly magnificent There is an old
castle it ono part of the grounds--Just
like one I e 11.14 /11 , 11111. You pass over
a drawbridge to gut intothe court yard,
:and there is amoat round the outside of
the astle, but it is empty now, tit
course. As the whole place is on the
hills, the tlviiti are splendid, and on
the higher summit there is It tempt? , ol•
stone with a figure of Hercules on the
top The road to it from Cassel is
lined on both sides with beautiful trees,
and in summer when the leaven are
out, the road is almost +lark There IS
a concert at NVillielinsholie every Sun
day afternoon. It is quite an amuse
went for us IA !itching people go sot&
in yarrityes, hit w good many on foot
At Willie' nisholie on '4tirnlay we hai•ti't
touch chance of seeing them "
Anecdote for Children
The I,,lhming nueohlte, We lime no
donht, wiii both in.truct and atniuu.
uul Nunthriii reader,.
.. 4( e)ne of the elders of the lifethoduit
1.1.1-woval 4 1111N:1i ham a on who in
Lent. , hi. lather ' s love for whatever to
f•..ti . :111.1 II 1. ,on returned front
leu month-. eioee Is 1141 fl / re
-1-11 ni -rholar,hil. below the titer
11 . .11:5tn.1 lather, 'You've tal
len hi hurl I Ii!, 111011(11, ll,tVe you?'
IL tt .1,1 that happen'
qh,ti t Inuny, sir'
Tht• hither Isneu it the MOB did not
Ile lithl oh-erved a number or .lime
t -oatteretl filfoot Ole hole, but
11:1,1 it4h th,pit , llll rt nvnih N% I It'l Ray
ant thing until a limn o! 0111/01-11IMIN
ldrer ll:1-ket of apple 4
,rood ;Ton the floor
ith L. .tti I • 'Ftiti.t‘ out tho , e of
ple, • and tale the 1.11-I,et and bring It
to we lot Il t•litpf '
'I-pee :log. 11011111)g the NMI (Ole% ell
h e 'flit 1111..4'
111,11, 1,11 , I. illllO lII' hn-het
110 • 11 11:111 :1111111 • , Cri . 111 , 111(`01,
1 1 e
.1:;I'l,Ut II et r.'l I t u. t pof in
It- a.,, 1,014
11th ,z 1
tl I 1..111.,
tt wt. - • ttl
N/11 14l till a
1.a.1,0? hn't ; lilt till
t don't
tt %V W \oll leII beh.i at •‘•1,,,4.t
‘viil hdi iti;tt ti t , t hk e
flint Itn.lset It ‘v:11 titti I, I i mitre
flitch ,•tt itlitch Awl here ‘tott . %tt !well
the i ttirt 1111•Itth, filltittr tt l t %%Hp II
1,1 littne vorelr
The hov (timed on lain heel, ‘%his
Hod nn l nnni, 'Whew, 1 nee the point
Not a dime to hag been Neel
the house from that to this.
A Hindoo Story
A tiger, prowling in a forest, was at
tracted by the bleating of a calf. It
proved to be a twit, and the tiger found
Linselt entrapped in n spring cage.
There he lay for two days, when a Ilra•
min happened that we.%
Bra tnin," cried the beast, "have
pity upon me and let me out of this
cue r
"Ah, hut you will eat me '
'Eat von Devour my benefaetor
Never could I be guilty of such a deed,'
responded the tiger.
The Bramin, being benevolently in
clined, was moved by these entreaties,
and opened the door of the CRCS,.
'The tiger walked up to him, waved
his tail and said :
'Brannin, prepare to die; I shall now
eat von.'
`Oh, how ungrateful, how wicked I
Am I not your savior?' protested the
trembling priest.
'True,' said the tiger, , very true; but
It is the custom of our race to eat men
when we got a donee, and I cannot af
ford to lot you gti:' -
'Let us submile case bt rut arbitra
tor,' replied tho remit], 'hero conies
the fox ; the fox is wise ; let us abide by
his jtidgment.'
'Very well,' replied the tiger.
'Filo fox, assuming a Judilial aspect,
sat oft his haunches, vrith all the diiinity
hmeould muster, ifftflooking at the dis
putants said :
'Good friends, I am somewhat con
fused by the different lICCIIIIIIt9 which
you give of this matter; my mind is not
Mem enough to render an equitabl ,
judgment but if you will be good (+Trough
to not the whole transaction out before
Inv eye; I shall attain unto a m o re
nate conception of the case. Ito you,
yl r Tiger, show mo how :con approavh
ed and entered the cage ; and then do
you, Arr. Bratmn, show Inn precisely
hew you liberated him and I , hall bo
able to render in properdeei , ion '
They s=cented, for the fox was Folemn
and oracular The tiger walked into the
t age ; the spring door fell and Alit lum
ut lie was a prisoner tivdde.
'Now you are nil right, you silly Bra
ude, 1 advi.e you to go home as fail as
you can, and abstain, in future, from do
ing favors to rascally tigers. Qom]
morning, tiger '
Both Mistaken
A few Tlightm ...inv.. the
vi..v..led street rnr %%ere I.v
the runu.e a
It it. (1110 0)1 tier.
A 1.1.1 , . I. the Inev,llll.l (he
,N. 34 101:l\ ner‘......1y %%.11.
I. Inld
. )'llll Hwy hollrd lien.
reply %%11 , In a lone Irw Inn 1,
bill 11, sireetil ywaN tender n 4 hear(
W. 1,01
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11111111 , 10 . 1. ':111 , 1 I 1171V1 . 1,111111,( 1)14 . 11
ntrti.l In itnlnl , e the ~ weet Imp 4 I litit
are nol% re,olving thent , ek (.4 into eer
(tont '
tWns lon afraid of pa? '
'No. Ito, of von
'Whv , dittold poi be afraid oC Inc
'lSeenose it seems so impossible that
Hhoold love we:
'Wiry?'
'l'm homely ; inv face is not hand
some, I have rothing that attracts the
Imp ni women.'
'Rut you are rich,' the lady archly
replied.
Ta44ingly co , hot not N' er v
eflii‘ersation had by this time
grans absorbingly interesting, and
every ear wan listening in the crowded
.Would you marry me 111 was poor?'
'How can von ask--am i mcreen
are ?'
'No--but mo many are.'
There was a mounentary silence, and
then the whispered conversation was
resumed with a mutual confession. In
plain words, both ark nowledged resent
blance to Job's turkey—neither had a
rent They would commence theio•
married very much as they begun
the world—with nothing. The miitm
al confession wile evidently a damper
on their enthusiasm. They were si
l. .d. The lady cast fugitive glances at
the .wain, and at last, murmured all
d bly •
'l'm too young to marry.'
The tone wam disappointed. it had
nn deedtating accent. about' it that
MP/Mt more than the language. But
the answer came heartily--blufl; and
to the point.
'So,IIIII 1
'We ' ye 11001 been m istak en.'
And so they had. They left the ear
quietly The question 01 marriage
I‘as thoroughly understood. There
Wllq to 1.0 Bedford
Aferru ry
Womanly Modesty
Alan loves the mysterious. A cloud
less t•kl, the full blown rose, leaves
him 'mum% ed, but the violet which
hide, its blushing beauties behind the
bush, and the moon when site emerges
from behind II cloud, are to him
sour
re-, of inspiration and pleasure. !trod
-1.,1V to merit what shade is to figure
111 painting — it gives it boldness and
iwuninence N'othing adds more to
lemale 'tenuity than modet•ty ; it sheds
around the countenance a. halo of light
whirl) is lt,mmed front virtue. --801.
Am.?, green the ro=t hue %%111111
the etip of the white rose th e
httitte "ttinttlett 1.111 , 11 " pure
noel .le'letite hue is the "Ow paint
cht,tiort ‘lrtitt. -hotiltl ti , e it is tht
uo,ih,de-on)e the pril
dent..;:ailenor %/ill throw from:him
inelaneholA, 1“r it t er
tulhate- t•iitoe and tepenittnre
I;eantv paq-e+ li6e the tloAvers of the
all.o, blooms and ,hew-in n f',.tv
hrpiir, lit Tll(A•stv guii the femal e
eltartn+ supply. the 1,111 , 1' Id • the
transitory frelittes4 of %oath,
- gentleman, .111‘inu.
tip to OM' or imr hotels the other Jay,
addressed IL buy, mtandinv on the tdep.,
as IOHotVB
"Come hither thou small specimen
of humanity, masculine gender, and
extricate this equine' quadruped from
the vehicle, stabulate Ilim, donate
with a sufficient quantity of nutrt
tiobs aliment, (demise him externally,
in a thorough and eflivient manner,
supply for his comfort an ample couch
of the stalks whereon grew some alit
minous product, provide for his con
sumption whilst thou art reclining in
the arms morpheus, ns ranch a, may
be deemed requisite of the product of
Yonder alluvial enclosure, and a hen
again the Aurora of morn makes his
nppearauce, attach him to the ecliptic
in a proper manner and 1 will recom
lwerise you for your trouble,"
ft was some time before the boy
pould he mada, to understand that the
gentleman wanted his horse put up.
A sisLr-threNding noodlo tinting hvon
invprdvd 1111 1111,1;11.'10 old Ilnl•III•Inr Kuhl.
to kn. WIC ,elf
hewing s h irt
Mark Twain's Map
Mark Twain publishes in the Bufl'a
lo Express his first war map. his ex
Hereis better than the map
Here it, is
rp THE READLR
The above map'explaina
The idea of this map is not original•
with me, but is borrowed from the Tri
bune and the other great metropolitan
,journals.
I claim no other merit for this pro
duction (it I may so call it) than that
it is accurate. The main blemish of
the city paper maps, of which it is an
imitation, is, that in them more atten
tion seems paid to artistic picturesque
miss than true geographical reliability.
lintsmudb as this is the first time I
have ever tried to draft and engrave
nmp, or atterop eil anything in the line
of art at all, the commendations the
work hay received and the admiration
it has excited among the people, have
been very vatefuLto my feelings. Anil
it is touching to reflect that by tar the
trioq enthusiastic of these praises have
conic from the people who know noth
ing at all about it.
By an unimportant oversight I have
enizra%ed the map so that it reads
wrong dyad first, except to left handed
people. I forgot that in order to make
it right in print it should be drawn and
engraved upside down. However, let
the student who desires to contemplate
the map stand on his head or hold it
liefoie the looking glass. that will
bring at right.
The reader will comprehend at a
glance that flint piece of me wall the
"II igh Srolge" over it got lett nut to
one side 1-y reaf.lll 01 n !dip of Ile en
graving trui,l, which rendered it :week
miry to change the enure conn , e of
the river Rhine or eke spoil the nine
Atter having Nana two Juts ni iliggin;•.
load gouging at the map, I would have
changed the conr.e of the \tlmutir
ivean before 1 wrmlil have lo , u so much
work.
I net er bad no much trouble with
anfthing in my life as I lid ttitli thi•r
map. I bad heaps of little fortilica
Lions scattered all around Paris, ttt first,
but eiery now and then my tnatru•
monis would slip and fetch away whole
Mileti of batteries and leave the rictui•
tif as clean ns if the Prusi.iians b a d b een
there.
Tie reader will find it well to frame
ibis map fur luture reference, co that it
may aid in extending ropular tntclli
genee and diapelling the -wide-spread
ignorance of the day. •
_ OFFICI tf. COMMENDATIONS.
It is the only map of the kind I ever
saw. 1
U. S. Onior.
It place.' the sitnatioiii in an entirely
new light.
lil , 4MAkt A.
I cannot look upon ilk without shed
ding learn.
BRI,IrAM Yol
It im rry nice, large print
My wile s vas for years afflicted with
freckles, and though everything was
done for her relief that •could be done,
all was in %non lint, sir, since her
first glance at your [nap, they have
entirely Jell her. She has nothing but
convulsions now.
I had had this (nap I could have got
out of Metz without any trouble.
I ha% e twen a great !flatly nape in
my tune, hut none that flue one re
mutt]," tile 01.
It is but lair to say that ui NUIIIC rc
specie it is a truly remarkable map
w. T. sutura tv
I Raid to my son Fredertck
"If 101 l could only make a limp like
that, I would be perfectly wiling to
ace you die—even anxtoue,
Wiill‘tt 111
New Wee For Dead Bodies
.1 dead 1.41.1 v not) 1.0,en taliutblc
I king iii certytin vinergen4 Adolf.
!Mr war, for intonnve notal.l .
Grant'm extem•tre pott.let mon , With eC
plorlel 'levier it portion if the 1.11(111y
I.efort. Pvtershilrg —it I ecati..• ne,,--otry
to make bre:l6,lworlo4 of omit, . ;Itl
thotlyzli the po•Ir were dead
%, ere ri , l,l!ed wuh 1,1111,1 , 4. a grant mayor
11%1.i „ere KR, ed by Om, ha it at.4lll,ti
the• mind becomes nuniharifed with
the hoirors ot war, an though they
were waiter- , 01 evert day expeitelice.
.1 sew month., or es en weeks ago. the
refined and cultivated Paromoin would
hate been shocked 111 the bare thought
of dent ing a corpse glee sit interment.
Note they are gravels di.eussing the
best method of burning or otherwise
denti-oying slaughtered soldiersoto as to
present their tainting the air and breed
tog pestilence. Clue savant reminds
ht niithence that, alter experiments
made in India, it was l'ound that each
body produced 245) feet ol excellent gas,
and in this way he thinks the deceas
ed heroes of berth armies might be uti
'med. The ruins or Paris lighted up
by human gas, extracted from the slain
(16/ens, is it luctiire from which (Nei
lace Dore might turn with horror '
direr llhserver.
A MAN Covwrten WITII 1,000 I ' o'
oF 1., —Tuesday morning, a young
loan, wooed MeHiven, a laborer on
the iloeloi of the Delaware Hodson
Canal (ompiitiv, at Honesdale, met
with a horrible lute. lie watt working
at the foot of the pile of coal A% I/ iCil
ill) a 011 die lurk. 141141 011 which coal
itt dinnpe.l on account of the suspen
sion of nu vigkii ion, when one of t h e
radway,,, oo which a car was stand
ing, gave way, and the coal cotnitienc
tid moving in a Mass. Ile made en•
denvorm to escape, but war; caught, mid
the coal to the amount of a thousand
toils emerol lion. Ills body was te em , .
et ed . firrk!i.), ern Thurs.
All Sorts of Paragraphs
A DEER dish—Venison
PATTEBN women—The
LAMBmillinvt
conclusion—a Bore throat
ALWAYS found wapting—beggar,
Tim E raw material—undone steak
FAST and loose—A runaway hor
Y LliipTS—Tho sun, woos find stl
A w EamaN soUler—Tha Run at e
ning.
Itto bugs—Tho ma-moth and bp
moth.
STEADY work—Witllcing on OW tl
TOIVO.
M nurnisomrnt —a diversion of
ter
A 1. Apy's.leove link—A gentl,9»:
arm.
A PITCH baffle— A fight het w Pen
tarA
SPIRITS of wino—After dinner ev
ment.
M A I:IN fl intelligence—Most of
war new,.
TitTne Needlowoman's
Ahem
ISAsE placed
dation stone.
THK back door boll—A pretty kit,
maid,
CALICO .ertip hooky are
iniito fret' L
WORK IV(J nil the Does --
medical college
111 I NI)MyI •a--Thorfightl,,
wrong won an
A ginoi• r r 1.60, ‘,.nr
fae.. tour
litox ie n 1 nnr, when 2,210 rout
It ere Luken nt mire
1 . 111111. t. iirie.erve !nippy
pail, 111 family jitr.
Soso for the herring li•hermitti .1
brothere,
A ,11 SI 1.1 n gun nt , uippo,o,l to ly‘
of (lio "Id stuck
DO ES a Innvl month conqtittilenn
c3tintonfince ?
TIT r. man who earries everything;
for him—Tho
Till , : two Kings thnt rule in Arne
—Jo-king a nd Smo-king
g fli nt an irn portunaln office beg
can always gilt—"gat out 1"•
Tuft most useful thing after all ur
'long run' —Breath
WIIFN !treys onto emnie paper.
sharpest 7 NS hen they are tiled
PAVER mu.lin—A ny attempt t
.train the freedom of the rem
1)t• all the laws of trade, none II
greater favor than the buy-laws
TnE deareq spot on earth--The
where they do not advertiiie
AN enraged man tears In. heir,
an enraged women tears her II Udhan
have widow , ' the ritzht t r It
Because the Bible Pays the wel.,
.1 rm rlrl ni.v. stinginnga—Gru 1;z
n friend the right of htughp at .111-
INA hi a bliv‘fol region for a id
of rraidence. There are no law
there
31 r.9Tn t. abgirfletiOTlAStPalitig
Hew= of othe-A, and fancying them I
own
N, il m Ews
le n man hies Ilk breath it k
ume i” run for 11 . ,_110 ram catch it qu
nr by standing still
I 4,1111-11
IV II i% it worn oat shoo Itku law
0r,4•e4.? Becht's° it once had n Sold
(sole on 1
1 KR , are good seamen, for I've
the stormiest weather they vermin,
mere smaclat.
81/AIY r
it o , BILL poster inny bo do,eribeci
111111 WllO Ftiek% lo business, nrol wi
business It is to stick
1 . 1“› , 111
A IV 11.1,1 Max graveyard yielik cuci
her. , It. iiecaparitg laith oumLw .
eai amber the Grnund then
Wif 1 cannot a gentleman logall%
WIIII,IIIZ Stu k 7 Bei nr
can never In hint
tulle Tily fi/ .ayg
invaded till liritnehes, KOIII , II I
want to take the stump
Tar. 11.innparta , i were originally 1,.
but the lira Nalieleiin gave lii•
a criiwn apiece to 'tart with
tiro. bor.'', in cold wroth , r
u)rddlr.onu• Llocati,e lii.•\
lwarers of uIL• tail
To prevent hoer front going , oui
tr.duce two cabmen into your e.li
give them the key of your cash
Sin itilltx so% the Pru , ,inn• tr.
littn 1,11.11 v Anybody that ttent•
enqa ehend, Ins W.. 11611 1.— .
truth r.-preghex error,
knov.l,4lge, de-vrebses It rimy,
pret.sen none.
WHAT IS the ditrerenee tfl.tu,
church organist aiml the infineo/n '
stole+ the none find the other 1,11 , .11
Ptopa •
"I'W P. know a girl," +IICN some oh ,
industrious, that when r6++ ha• h. !I
elm) to do, nl.ll hit . 4 111111 I,IIIG In I
Tit FRE mu tinny important
tionm on foot of whit.ll the public fsn
nothing—those of the elliropodi•t•
Instot nett
A I. IT Rh Attl man On retiring int"
vate t his connection
the p vie had ilia wed and resolved
rota adiett I
M Its. PA RT I NoTo o ; says that skive
ion of the ne lo gull
Invention. there 1,
reason why the won en shouldn't 11
as well as men
is reasonable to suppose beer
made in the ark. 'l'he kangaroo
P.'l'll 10 go in with bops, anti the I,
wag al W11 . V4 bruin
ObAli K, who is n stuglo mein, is 2 ,
prall y con.idervil honest ) but blip Sh.
sr,. 11(111'5 when his fingers bayo het
to hook u dress
A marl( lady lately dimmed
hweetheart, for wearing aPu par 11 v
beard She bald hu wag a great deal
hirsute to gait her.
A Yousna man in Indians, wilder
hunting A few days ngo, snrcredmi
bugging his mottair-in-law, whom
mistook perhaps for n deer.
AORIVTLTURAL Nisi; are °pule' ,
now ;
but titer , is no use of gnrden
(odd,* 1 . 1,1111e1.611..! the pllu•E-_The
will i„