D The fleMocratic Watchman. aLLLErvrirr., PA CHIQUITA ITECI332:IIEI iksantiftill Sir, you may Pny PO. Thar isn't bets match In the county, Id Mir, Mai gal? Chlquita, my darling, my beauty Veil /Ashy neck, slr—thar' velvet' • Whoa! Hteady—ith, will you, you risco ' Whoa! I say, Jack, trot her nut; let the gen tleman] look at her paces. Morgan !—She In 't nolhin i else, and gal the pipers to prove it. sired by Chippewa Chief, sold twelve hundred dollars won't buy her. Prigg■ of Tuolumne owned her IhJ you know Briggs of Tuolumne 1— Pristed Mosel( in Whits, Pine, nod Lien out his brains down in 'Faisou. Hadn't no aavey—het Itriggm Thar' hak. that'll do—quit that C.olin . I Nothici to what alto van do, w look she's got I.r work (nit nut tootera her, goatsa la hoaxes vga know, and Illtewise, too, }Nakao JoeLey% And 'taint •v'ry marl a" eon ride as knows what a hops hap. got to him Know the old ford on the Fork, lhnt•notale got Flartlgen'w leader. , Nulty In daylight, yen bet, and mighty rough ford in low alder! Well, It ain't tor week• ago that lime and the Jedge and hie newey, Struck for that ford to the night, in the rain and the water all round u+, Up to our flanks In the gulch, And Hattle•nnke Creek lost it Not a plank left In the darn, and nary n brolKe on the river I hadl the groy.•nd the it .Ige hod hl , e ,e and lily ni 1,, I higiuta And after u• trundled the toi h♦ Irrt 100 , front the top of the Ar came to the f",l Licklty. helot): 8urk1...1 right .1.‘11,, rll orls. and iwf,pr, I I•,,kild yell to 11., TOOI. Jti , t at 111 e PITA 1111.1 1111., VII, 11,4 ./1•411 , 0 P n./ rue •inteliei: And txeli.• hor‘ett.•ll and 11 .Iriftsn ' 1.1 tliuud. 1 ' Would you blieye that night that ling..— that ar' 101$ 1 hi.mita Walked her.elf nit. het %tall • and all quiet rtnd Ifripring ' Clean a. a heaver or rat, a lii nary a hti, 1,10 or JePt a.phfi •Wllll, the Fork,—that 1111044, I ar filly Clifiofits That'n what 1 eall a ,h,i ,„„ I he 114•1jV Pr.W11..1, I r eek,,o—lea-tway4, he f ir 10,11 II." rn..l 11.4,1 n ., - onlall.l tin, o Trade hie, st rider , kn,i the., v.. 1, ~ow 1..)• will i..• )4.34, and 1i4 , 440.- 1,4." [Wm' Urn e‘pr.,..l) fir Drito , Wkri , 111 TI 111101 WII/1.11,1NG THE CROSS. A NOVEL 111 %El 1.1 'IIIOIIAI I CIIAPTEIt VII It Wll4 a glo.unday, and wt.!. 'l•he «nnl shrieked and the bare tree~ wrung the rain front their rkelet lln il gt•r. :11111 (. • .•r the drew lied and dream eartli the rkv hung lark and lowering a,- the last Je gre , of dread No extralienu4 clreuntPtancea ran 80 Orprekr , the ellnil ifil POI, a., a snn let., chilly day ni the coy. The moil s 1,14•0 strecip, the ‘tillttw, markv fog, the raw, east, tly winds, shrieking around eery corner, the dire ",,how window., the o•o, .traggling forms, the murky light, the crowded, filthy allelr, the swarming purlieu., the gloom, the •Ireannesr, all emplane to weigh painfully upon the per turbo' spirit to that degree that no lit erary erom tent, no domestic 'elicit'', nor social engagement, nor musical entertainments, nor fashionable frit oli ty can fairly abolish the ennui or cause it to be et en partially ignored. In Mrs Markliain's boudoir, •hua ever, a cheerful fire blazed, in spite of the rattling gusts of rain, and the un leashed winds of the storm, Crimson Curtains of rich moreen shut out the. diem I al prospect, and the softest and richest of carpets hushed every footfall in its luxurious depths.. Near the hearth on a marble top table, wan played the tray %hull held Mrs Mark. hat's breakfast. It was tempting enough to make an anchorite forswear himself; the silver was I wo quaint and old. the liiitrcolored laiicellein with its boonets til Ilowers,so rare Itll.l antique; the linen so glossy, and the glass so fine and frosted and delicate that sparkled in the may glow of the fire light. Au easy chair, elegantly carved, and cushioned with crimson damask, Stood near the table awaiting the en ranee of the mistress of the mansion O n the low porplit ry mantel tit 0041 U toy clock shaped like a fuschitt in a Vase: and the tiny gohlen stamens struck eleven silvery chitnex against its exquisitely chased petals, ere she mails her appearance. In her morn• ing negligee of maroon, colored satin, with heavy velvet trimmings, and her abundant dark hair falling Icw and luxuriously on her neck, she rooked graceful, and fair and younger than She could 10 reality claret to be. Be. hind her came her maid, who removed the cover front the silver urn and pour led out,the savory, foaming chocolate. Mrs. Markham sank languidly into the luxurious depths of her crimson fau. teal/ and idly fulled and unfolded her white hands, while she fixed her deep, dark gray eyes dreamily on the fire, as If in the intensest of reveries. Sudden. 1y her languid gaze lighted up, and she asked : "Has Miss Orandison breakfasted yet, Myrrha?" "Two hours ago, madam," replied the servant, respectfully. "Is she at home?" - "I think not, madam. Immediately after she breakfasted, I saw her going out bonneted and cloaked, as if l'or a walk." "hi this atom ?" Paid Mrs. Mark haw, in an astonished tone. "Why i did she not take the carriage?" "I dud not talcs the liberty of asking her any questions, madam," replied My rrha. Eccentric," murmured Mr.. Mark ham au if communing to herself, Then she added: "Myrrhti, I have never Peen Muss Ornindison's face litstmetly, she us a connection of mute by maryinge. Is she handsome?" "Her's is a 14range ,face. madam, - sahl :tfyrrhrt, with a wariness which is second nature to a alle dc chamhre. "How strange?" queried Mrs. Mark ham. -Well, madam, the but eyes: and they lighten and darken her face he thinks : hit even they are not so tine II 4 your 01%112' MN. Marklinm tended. She %SRN IV la()%r i 111111 that A%ulow w 111) ry .110 t , 1Per:11.11“..1 . % 11 tiup tt, rri, R. — she -al.! a gt.rit•ra! rill( urn tone AI 111(.11 bee.twe ?more each Inn Merit that pat,ed, While r .h e lilted her .hppered feet to the , hinin4 lender, and lei•tirely etpped her fragrant choe,blame "Mx rrhrt. Flo tou chink win lie a . , 101 l writ m al r v a rt%al (,) .. tott ? said 10,1,1itig il l , her [lmola ‘t 011 grote , qm. astolkt,lintetit 'You cannot inearill' *•11 . 1.v ?" (lamed :If re. ;Nbirls haw, ,‘itli thut rlf,.atitfiol air %%lin h betoketie , l a perfect 1,11.,,% ledge of her gl . lieforall\ 14 tLe 1111111- Irr .1 another s beauty %%mild not de, trett !non her ott by not, f) rr ha I ant .tire it 1 ))1.1 1 :,c_ her l het 1,3 reio, -1.,,th of whffiti mere han , l-unu he has it lefititnate right to n atural awl atit51,10,,,, r , tli amen, nh 111th' alit oar pretty tvorna , i he the I 111 rIII. rn an“ther, vlvt) I thvy are 0,11 he, 1,4,ri , 1%% ti:-t Bidet ii inert, flin,lo.lll Ltd It IA turn II , Irt1 rt mit l 11141 0 1V:1, ii l rrh3, v 4 h., c l tiehc.ite \ ,th Inherent 1111,1 tthu 11:1.1 I. 11 tatitzlit the tt,i,t of atitterlog trout het IPS It 1101011 T 1111 Me 551111 . I opular of lour tlre-t,errt'itt Llte ••Vers pr ,lit that 1.1.. a. Nl‘rrha, and it s,4ptill rveiot to the hr-t hand ft ni 111, tab!, niunif.C , l the rn,r the Illy J not Wend lit nll Iny 111 0114 .1101 414): ..nol Markham, In her 11i, Mai 111I11,' “What tier 10.0, it \, i 1 hpOlst . Ow place,' in the fair timid. toill•I e b,outtrie Markliatiihvas thirty sin years a it IOW -pl.( it that age flll.l ullhal P-W•1:11 0)11.1111M' tthrn the generality 4,1 flw ten are I.) he coquettish A,t an earlier age they please by vir their ter:• inoioplii+ticated art lessneas, but. it hen the Idos•ont tone 01 life has passed, and the season ot gold en fruitage advatn•e , , women find IL all abeolirtd necessity to employ artifice Fifl.l a:rir,•4 if they would elicit and retain that adulation and homage from which (they having heroine ay rii.tonied (i) N44'1%1' I Neolll,l, II tnith draw trout them, awaken lechngs of Ludt pant 101,111/111applfleSs. Sotnetinies they atlectr that innocent rusirele to Which no ttincli of their HIM cess w ith the sterner sex was once due lint women en in this course; they are inherently wrong. We may admire the grace with which the clinging ivy hides a ruin, buttith know that despite its ruhy•vellied xuriant verdancy, It hides but crumbling stone and mortar and rotting timber. So it is with a woman who decks herself in the attire of youth and assumes the airs of youth, after it has passed like a beautiful dream from her breast and her life to return no more forever, She cannot dec . eive those who surround her, and their contempt for her asau ption of youth is the guerdon she wins for her pains. Every age has its advantages, as well as its ditties. A woman in the years between thirty and forty has seen the world, and has measured its evil and good ; and experience should become at once a talisman and a safeguard. More than any youthful artifice the cattiness; the dignity, the reserve, age the quiet coldness of maturity become thew). The artless trust of maiden• hood should be usurped by a majestic dignity which is not without its fasci• nation and potency. The girdle of Ve. ntis befits only the glory of maiden. hood. True, it requires strength and cour age for a woman in society to admit that she is Passe, for the age is progres sive, and passe women are ignored. But even acceding the tact that a wo man may be fair at lifty—she knows full well nature at last will" unfasten the zone, and wrest the sceptre of comeliness from her reluctant grasp. How much more beautiful, and how much wiser to prepare against indubib able disappointment, by unclasping the girdle of Venus, with her own fair hand., and donning the crown of Mi• nerva ; by casting aside the rose wreaths of youth, and grasping the sceptre of maturity. Henson demands sacrifice., but they have their advantages; find in them , selves are a reward. Mrs. Markham was, however, the last woman in the word, to nck amyl edge that the years hail tolen from her either fressness, vivirrity, or lot eii ne.is. And her lace seemed faik-to her view. as ever "that of Nareissus ftp• reared to him when reflected from the crystal waters in whose depths he loved to gaze. floe would have tholigltt, ft WO /1 , 1 lf , fi , fis'tefre—frffrift+i , m; that the hit of looking glass, set in the it romflo lion' flame, had been lipped from the lmou4 magic mirror that tat in the taller 4d King Charionnes realm nnl titer which the Prinee.e. Florin*. (Thee walked ttith golden erninpq opal her delicate feet, what thoosimill n ere ad miring Owir itnagtfs itithtii it and find thern,elves h reflection all that th e y we..hed to be. Finally, she finish ed her if•reakta , t,votioned to her ITtel to remove the service, nail, It mg hack in her Rair, f-he sank into a profound reueric. Itutside, the wmtrt storm rag ol WI With unabated fury, and the trla, to-sell their hare 1.4,0014 pith trantie ge-f tore-, awl the rain do-hied against the flantafd, draped nli Ala. .1t 13 . 4 a Imig li , he a%%4,1ke from her dream. and nleehato• eitll% tools tip a rienppaper. In %a ..,h e -trove to 11 , , .her th. , thzht4,-- the cheiery prwted vukii ii x%ere a !Hai) 11111,4 4 , 1 li.tler4 that meattt nothing hitt eh:to.; to her pit..., itided •:tut ~ taring blankls at the tire am she II:1,1 1.1 nub :n Mll r Lain lVti•• t•ar‘ In ik oCkt „_a In 3% Ilk 11 , 4•11 HI 1111111; Lill ik/ 111.1111 (II kit) e(,, %1.1 . 4 pr I that lit 111 , 1 II 1% a. nntlting N. her in ~ ,m l ar lie uun)(non. li‘ol ni llm %tricle-t t,or ts,) aticr l)r gin.l ha I fra- 4 0.1 ‘t•ry 1, 0 1 , k til I.er NM rhronir ;11 bef,ifie 1,,,r,d-oie I/I.f \.e "no knew ihe rea , on, f',.r this It 'ma' , enrii 1111111, J 11 3 ,1 71, rr lite.] It all to s‘onittl,"4 ea prlf .. 1,1 gr:oluttl, he she wctil II tut° socuel‘, arm I a greater W11111 , 1'1" of ‘0 , 11 , ,ti fr,411(.100.1 rig e .111111.1Am:h. tie armlilia:ices did not prevent her from ref en org aloha tion from !nett, for he it known, I fiat lieroil all personal at tract Mn' Marklinni wan Wealthy, and con.e llaentle, afair target . for all the for tune hunter , ' who weer- 11,rtling on the top iiifiHt crest of Low-4%111e haul Inn. She wan a connection of !qr., by niarriace, and tt hen, a few week. pi-e.o.m. 10 this dark and drat ry day, which found her so deep in meditation, she hail real the Wilder 111)110 , 1111 . 1 merit of her death, relic hind immediately milted Ethel to make her I loom. with her until much time her filthier Might he tree 10 reehalli/ and protect her Ethel had MOxt grateful ly accepted the courtesy, since her on ly altertintike was to go to Mn'. Ar mold's and to (him cour.e she felt the extremest replignanee, -or, declining (lily's proflered protection, clue would find it necessary to remain alone -let tcrly alone, in the home of her father-- for NlEttuina La who had been no fmth feel hail never been allowed to return. 'flue evening previous Ethel hail rived—Mrs. M.arkinan was engaged with guests and Ethel declining to en ter the drawing room had been shown to her private apartment, all Mrs. Murk mall had scarcely an opportunity to discern the cast of feature or mould of form—ere her social duty distracted her attention. Later in the hey she went down to the parlor, where Ethel sat with a basket of bright.colored worsteds, which was to compose an Afghan. The rich folds of a dark blue meri.. no swept gracefully about her; a soft ruffle 01 lace at the fair throat was fast• erred with n handsome cameo of Me , (hum ; at the hand similar lace ruffles were seen, and heavy gold bands ; her soft, luxurious blond hair was arrayed a In grecque. She had changed some.. what since her 'bother's death. She had grown stronger, grander, and was en dowed with a larger capacity for pas sion than al, first appeared. A noble unre-Lseemed to have stirred to its ut termost depths the mighty well•spring of her nature. She evidently held in check all her genuine, impulsive feels ing, and gave to her outward life only that cool composure that is requisite in all serious issues. Like the epoch in which it was her mission to act,— she concealed, beneath, a finely-toned and brilliant exterior, more than one bitter heart struggle,, more than one Storm. Like all positive blondes, she, Nag full of character and tact and diplomacy—she was determined to crush the grief of her own soul and to live for the South alone. To it she de voted her energies and ambitions, and all personal feeling was merged in its successor its failure. Iler faith wasi soAtrong she did not fear the latter; her ardor was so intense she felt cona dent of the former. Shosvas tint ma ture enough to study the clouds, and lint mistrust fitful gleams of deceiving brightness for flora own smile. Al though day followed day, and yet the acknowledged CQllrederney,lihe unto a dein , ire i in age,mocked her hopes. But ,„ 1 44.! Nos resolved to he patient, lor naught could be achieved without "Itm% , mt little t r C rAttl :\lrt4• Mark loon, la ing her hand caressing I% 1111E11141 ' 4 111'34: "I not alna):1 (melt ved, - replied I . ;thel, gra% ely. !sirs. dripped in an ertey chair aTIII watched the %%tasted as Fchel t , %i-ted it 0% er, and twined it under her `pony lingers. "There is it lamentation in it," Ole ?mid, languidly. "I have made no end or, it Ighant% and flora cush ion+, and it , IICIIV tonts,and cantp,cliairA, and stools. Ito you spend much of tour time this nay ?'' Ethyl tiordred. No, madam," Ail(' 'al , l nfter rt roomer r%r het-tuition "I 11111 ',ll'lll.ra I r 'olving or knitting, - •' ror W 110111 ?" rq. 1%1 arkhnin was astound. ol "l'or our:aordiers, our dear gallant Ctintederate-,” • replied Ethel lifting her Car with its blazinge eyes and resolute Iv to Mfrs. Markham's tut/v. "Ethel, are ton such a rebel as all that r and Nl', Mark Imirt laughed. " A. rebel Et curled. "I am devoted to the limm,er that may make nip 111.1 if I had been a roil Ho-lead ill n •(elv datt.,fhter, I- had fought for licr, 1 bad viatetell her tawny breast Inv blood -- htrufzgled to compter her toe., or at the worst (Ile Tor pier.'' Ilr.. regalklelller II mlence for n pew moment.. seemed think ing deeply. At length vie paid "Et Lel, you van talk sittp 9 (,sa of oar pnx•lisitii., but I 'beg inn 110 not 11.1, nr ulhcni 6entiment4 t. all I ri,iiiet,(l !nevi ui 1= 111% parlor.... Ito gay g1ee,...) , liva% humors and pensive doen nut Inc and In4itomiLhle, 'hi m emaitgiw, iy tvhole.olue over grtwt y breed+ You mum try to %% u M=SI pos%er over . ‘our It In my method. But tell me, child, Low y0u0.,- , it you do not wear ttiouru nib lor our tliOlLer?" Ethel hesitated ere she Mill . cause, from my mother's wardrobe, and My own, rn Colors I alit 1111101,0111 ly supplied. I prefer to direct the means that time 1111 e 01 mourning would involve to the relief of Confederate prisoners." "Very good," replied her college. "YOll have the genuine path otism that deserves success " "I hold that there is but one true way of Itlnig anything or anybody," r.itid Ethel gravely, and yet with a warm light in her eyes. "And that is with one's whole heart." Mrs Mark ham regarded her can oamly "Ethel," she asked, "wttultlyoa have the spirit to tight ir eircum,ta,,cem place you in line with a battle 7'' Joan A rc's fitre never Wive,' with more martial glory than Ethel'n when, Inching ithule her Berlin wool work, she rose to her feet. "0, I;od, she exclaimed. "I would I were a 'nun, and had my spurs to win. It ix the curse of woman's lot that she must sit a ith folded hands and wail. Min utes seem hours, hours, days to Inc ! The suspense after a battle makes a coward of me—and apprehension lest our troops have been beaten hack, freezes my blootb 7 -but, I have the soul to be a maid of Aarra g oosti, and cry, "War to the knife, and the knife to the hilt." While she stood thus confront ing Mrs. Markham, who calmly gazed upon her flushed face and excited mein,thet parlor door softly opened and a tall, graceful man stepped over the threshold. Mrs. Markham, with an exclamation of delight,started from her chair, and advanced with both bands extended to great him "Colonel Corbeillel" she said, "how charmed 1 a wyou della' ft pleas. atit:surpride— Aow good of you to re.: member me, and call this dull day, but are you not afraid to tamper with your health by venturing out in such intemperate weather? Mrs. Markham was voluble. Ethel, in deep ernbarrassment,resumed her seat, And the large, melancholy blue eyes of Coloilel Corbeille glanced from one lady to the other with an cx• preeaion that was in itself an earnest inquiry. " Pardon me, Colonel," said Mrs. Markham, with 'a deprecating gesture, and a glance of regret, mingled with tenderness. "My little Cousielere, Ethel (Irandison, so beriblcm me by her rebellious enthusiasm and elo. quence, that I lost all my pelf-prolem- Fion, and then your entrance-80 um. expected—allow me to introduce you." Colonel Corbeille bowed, with pro found grace, and the faintest soupcon oba . sneer curled him moustached lips. lfel returned his salutation with the cooler, cutest nod of recognition and retired front the room. I\l"rs, Markham's lace flushed. "Col onel ('orheille," she said, and there was unfeigned anxiety and agitation in her voice, her gimlet., her manlier, "how shall I apologize for I:therm rudeness," knil at Phis spoke, played her hand on his arm, •tad lilted het to in appeal 'ugly fir 11'..1,t4e, "An fli4,ogy i, moiecis'7ll \ he replied, 1%1111 a 1011i(` •i/ 111711 was pork i% ely admiralde ..N,i 1;1-m1.118mi has r \nil suffering etabinera all of Then uu•duatm g ly. "she In %I :V plat 1)0 you propose for her io spend the winter here with ynn7 "Snell was my intention, but if she presumes upon her pmile r a , on \ invited guest to insult nn• I shall not do so," said Mr alth ruffled dignity. "Is she a relation?" " Ity Turirrutge " "Well, Ow iv luxely, and n.. , !.011.t mill lie a elm:wing our I , oeutl circle "-;lie 1,k1e?.1...1 ".Indlier lather I.= a ES= "Well, ve will ice if hitt h•ar,, to wtlurthe Itl4lCrlMllq I.l . :irli , I - Pm! pttPtCN, and lie law,2• l lel Wllieli all Boca ,linw that • 1 . ,)1. Corby:lle, like the ‘nit,ll, ;- or its pre), ci,tild dare 10 b. I viral fit!. a little Col wai4 a c0+,,,,11,1, (ll , nlutu•• , l In ,/// /it i I Hew it was Named The Erie Ihitl: 11 / Many ni the K,•‘-.l,)ne Stat,witlu,ul c ,i I, 6to‘%ing a a. ill IN !lOW it came h lit- „, .1 tlrniun 1,1 ,‘ ferm-lie.. the t * ,,llots et!, Ile s It originated in the (,:t 4,1 Wii.longion. heat the 111. • centort ..r tarlv present. 14 Leis the heat e.i the Federal (lot cirwient tt t. ht act ol pc itiar.enth (111 the i'401(•111:14 %% et t' llppt .11111 , 1 the • i• lur n tiets city there, tth.. elllio1(tt :t Flelleli aticlotect lir the wino. lit i. I:ni:tnt, to de , igil and /tuft eY It OW. Re,-Ile , the 111111(1 111 le ntreet+ Mit and Beni oiled liv the .\. • ilea 1, '2, akii plitnne.l n numb, r of mag nificent, I# t ri.ia.) /It e 11131,1 t111:111Y acrunn these. The three prinei pal ot the itt etitivs rile n.arlt parallel through the elf y from the cent branch of the l ' iiioniar to illtek creek, near leorgetott n, 111 ilreme, the eeetial one t%114 tiame‘l IS 11111 a items., the one rant id It NI;I.P111.1111,1C+ nt elille t 1111.1 the one mirth oilt ir..onitt eve 1111 e, Pennsylvania avenue, as is well known, hee.tine the great thorough tare of the and, where It wae cr tend k ialtein.s Poick creek to Cleorge town, it stone bridge with it single arch With erected wall stones unused in building the walls of the capitol. In con , tructing the arch of timi bridge, 'Aimee!' rtio , s of arch stones. were P\- itth-ed to Vli•W, on each Made of which were engra‘ed the initoth, of the name of one of the thirteen original State 4. Those 1 , 0 - 111111 g 'lie north side of the arch were, N, „ Mass ,it I , 0., N. , anti N and those nn the South were, tilt ,S. ,N. t!, Va., Md., and Del., while upon the thirteenth, or key Moue of thief arch, the initials of Penn sykania were engraved so conspien 011111y 11.4 to be seen by all who passed it. From this circumstance Pennsyl. vania obtained the name and hub rAlice been wulely kno . wo ay Thy Klystolte Sialr. This bridge lots since been de stroyed and replaced by others, lint it will be long before Pennsylvania ceases to be known by the naine nhe acquired alien the kefetone of this arch, in the city of Washington, bore her initials. A servant girl, who was rent, a day or two ago, to a druggist in this city with a reque•it that he would give her some easter oil "disguised as much as possible," was asked by the druggist it she liked soda ,„water, and replied in the affirmative. The druggist there upon gave her a glass strongly flavored with lemon, with much oil cast upon the troubled water. Noticing that she lingered after receiving this, the lirug gist inquired the cause, and witsNold that she was waitin„ ,, for the oil. "Oh," replied the man of drugs complaaawly, "you have taken that." The availed woman gazed at him in dismay a no. merit, and then exclaimed, "Oh, mur. der, I want it for a 'man who •is very sick l"—N. Y. Times. WitT Is as account-book like a statu ary's shop ? Because it is full of 11g- Urea. All Sorts of Paragraphs PLAIN people—tha lndinns.. A Tumid-ma tale— ihe rattlesnnke'6, A ScAricatticis- , —A man late at din ner. r Tllr alavetiit a ring—a new -made Wife. CAN u baby # called a Fereaming farce ? Smtrom.nts—Men who "do " their dutios. Gmturts: bugs and humbugs nro thriv ing: liousEmAm's Horticultpro—Mpli ng beds. AN fir of importaneo--One's fir,t breath. Tit i oltleit lunatic• on record—Tun a out of mind. JUNT, roses—all Me blooming inl.l about town. A anon gticsfs it ft (idiot's rutiffe—M r do-and-No. nn Ks' AdyertiAment. flo y d s enrefully renunved. WuAT's in MI 'dill if roil curl tint du , bull's eyo—Judy MELAN(IIIII.T tree 4 The • pilly willow and the pittroipple. Vivo II % ,, q in any Wity than fr in howl to month. dr 'nig lending l,ilhlrs oit/o. community ju.t now are the caterpillar,. W 1111 11rti,t i iiiinut drilW —lt IMILt• brvallt nel,,ni 11., \ 1 reimr. • Inns tOO•111 h Ito' — lll4 ho \ Otoo \VII llito 1,,w \\ II) ;•,an I L llrum It Is ?Atm,. 10.‘i \%llll %%1,1,1, 11. J r , n,13 id, jr. h ilt, fmntlior 11.111-6n.A 'FR \ tell, Ow dial ,•])„. lent \ let“rl I n,piri tur, th , 01.410. .11E that pui %tie, tau itutr..s HI WO 0, dl.ll t (lit( II One, lAA lior NV it d00.4,'W - f,lt-lnry mle, F. I , F thl. 1. , ..1. , 11,111 hultra II Inily Iwshurp, but their b.•rit,,itre \V II Y 11.4 -,11,1 :i • I Z. , 1111 . II , • th.. 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"Can-te;nx "'' Tlll.ll. F: Were enough in Sodom to it, hit 11, n pretty good Lot. A • •.t Srnttt• %VA , reem , ntly marro , l Itolurt Short A tern pit./Joint aay mak tng a Story A eV' rA I it—A. Mtn, who ha, ",talk• rd 10nt..11 4,11 . 1114 , h • g , ,''(..r a lu.rw that hit head ofT" !lon can the Indic, over bo called dull, when they hat to many point:, alma them —vointi of inns. last' rwtanco of originality in marrtage announcement* I* the 14.11uri• . "No cards, tut cake,:, no f\v- DR tBERN VTIIT trod to tell pd. that all 1111111tITISII9PItfteg Rprling from t V (11114 , 4 find frvatng A\V r•T ItY paper alluding to the .11, tingui.died President of Princeton ..peaks of him as Dr. Mellosli Tits: beginning of wisdom is to know nothing. An uncommon number of peop/o have apparently just begun "1 r went tow find out tbo ruling pa,hun of in hots, feed mum high on oaf; —it it. just so with mankind," says Bil ling, EXTRICMI ES meet—A dishonest bank rupt and an honest ono havo this re• semblance— they loth full to ma 6a money. Twit diff4Venco between a Ash and the husband era vixen, is, that oils lives always in cold water and the other in hot Tiiv. new counterfeit currency is paid to give better satisfaction than thocen• uino, owing to superior paper and en graving. MANY a woman who hag forced her self into the matrimonial market, wishes when too late, that she had not bean so badly sold. WII AT IS the di fferenctitet weer' a chat tering lover and a pedestrian excursion 7 Ono is a talking wooer, the other a walk ing tour. A PARA PDX—"Nothing is certain la a common aphorism; but if nothing la certain, how can it be certain that noth ing is certain 7 FIRST Newsboy—Jim, lend ua three cents, will y:er7 Second Newsboy — Now, look here, what do you take me fbr; a Flak or a Vanderbilt 7 . Mit man who got wise by eating sago cheese has a brother who proposes td become skillful in the fashsonable dances by dieting ots hops.