Democratic watchman. (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1855-1940, May 06, 1870, Image 2

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    Til(filkOZOttc., Watchman,
11kL1.7:PONTE, PA
INTO MISCHIEF
Dancing feet and busy fingers,
Never still the vrholo day throtigir,
For the little brain from dreamland,
~Pringx them work enough to do,
° Racing through the gorgeons parlor,
Romping on the winding *Mir,
Tearing books And breaking ream,—
Into m feebler merywitere.
Picks the rakes and tastes the jolly,
Breaks the window, slams the dorr,
Throats the *Wass hom the braekets,
Settler playthings on tile floor ,
Tearing little coats and trousers,
Rumpling up his curly hair—
Busy, naughty little fingers,
Into misehigif everywhere.
Spilling Ink upon the carpet,
Dashing pictures from the wall,
Breaking mirrors, singing, Meaning,
In the attic and the hail,
Tracing mud across the entries,
Turning over look and chair,
Cutting up the mgrelng paper—
Into Mischief everywhere
But no look of hate or ionlice,
Darken', o'er throw laughing eyes
Not a thought of harm or binning
In Ito little I.SOITI Itro
For fits /lOUI to porn end gulitlerwt,
Whate'er harm thn fingori do—
• Though the little foot two 4trit)ill
Into naticlitof all day through
(Written ez prenAly for Dr.mm st r STIC 1, HU kV 1
WEARING
THE 'CROSSI
A NOVEL
lIY NV.1.1.1 MAINIIAIcI
Guy glanced nrll; . ;"d and u, irrepres
ftble eapreattion of 1111'113111 ilumhed
ncroam his face "No--Moll, I don't
NViell any I , reaktata. 'relit 'op to to-mg
my horse to tii . c 4.00 r."
"Which bne:nurse Guy?
"Jeff Ilavts."
"Papa, are you going to sec Miss
Sallie Mul bum!? again to Inn" asked
linhnef ns Moll closed the d oor
"'"No! no /can tell you!"—Hail Res
sic curtly
"Where nni I going if „not there
asked Guy, eyeing her with n scornllll,
!gently stare, 11.4 lie rose, yawned, and
turning his hark to the fire, folded his
liatrels behind
'iYou are going: in entirely a differ
ent direction," said Reship saucily.
"Well, what direction?"
"You are going to the (irandi , on.,.
net you inuppose I um ignorant of the
way you carry on over that wicked girl
—that yellow hawed flirt "If yl,ll
du yoU 1 know ru cry
()) I itg
And BI:e nodded her head with an
gry eniphaius. "And you are a eleorne
knoa T 1 thilug," tool 4;11), look
log ,ternl) Ju tsu upuu h t .r.
But I warn sou nosy, madam, you
are not to ttpeak ot imm
riuld ibtw. I v , ,dl not allow It for the
'
riol allow! 1 I 11171 ph! Will
riot allwr —well lie my tongne
na it. %s agging any iitlitor
s% have been silent Dort esti liing
tyt I ottetel to be. The worl.l shall
DOIV trnl -Pltnll PPP you hi ',Mr Irliti
Colors; I :on fully rk•solt ed to t‘po.e
your ofitrugeothl Injustice toward 4
f alu deternoneti to amert. toy riglitet
:trot' to rontutitin them f dint t 9 the
best of it," mod liegfue in it loud, angry
iorking tigoronJy to and fro.
"Assort and maintain them as much
as you ehrxwe. Nit you have toy pos
itive commands is regard to Mi , -s Gran
difuni. It matters nut what you have
done hitherto to others Ethel Oran•
disco' shall not be slandered. It I
hear her good name bandied from
tormtli to month--mark me' you 4111
lie the hutrerer
Guy Arnold had never before spoken
to his Wlle Wail such stdrit solemnity.
Instead of impressing her with hot
ertrequiess, ns lie desired to do, he
exasperated her jealous auspicious.
IV},y should he desire to protect her
reputation abovttliat of all other wo
men, it she was not dearer to his heart
titan all others?—And a ction and ill,.
pulse were try 11011011101 N W I II her!
Thought and speech, also She put
the question to hirn, scornfully,
"And She is clearer than all others,
—because she is far above all °theirs," lie
replied, unbesitar
"Well, let her be dearer, but she
will suffer through her goodness , mark
me l" said Bessie imperatively.
"I shall make it a point to go to
Mrs. Grairclimon and personally inform
her of the outrageous conduct of her
.laughter Ethel ; she is dying, I under
stand, and I shall tell her enough to
influence her, with her dying breath
to curse her wretched, disgraceful
child 1"
While lire. Arnold was pouring out
her jealous anathemas, Guy, had gone
to the wardrobe and commenced pul
ling the contents of Oret.one shelf and
then another out upon the floor, until
be found hie scarlet riding blanket—
gloves and whip—these he "donned in
nervous haat., •e if fearing to trust
himself longer in the presence of his
wife. At her last word his strength
gave way; with a quick stride he gam
ed her side and raised hie riding whip.
She cowered away frOM the blow.
Bat it did 'riot fall
Gabriel with happy-Awein
at the d00r,_&44 cheerily etirtut :
aileree your liorea r Papa I"
At the soniill of volbe Guy's arm
fell,
I spare yole,P eaki, in a low,
fc:irt voioe - 7 -"4;er ;tie you are the
; other of my ohil ; MA I warn you if
you dar# to do What you say,—you
shall Butter the tortures of the damned•
for it. You know me I Beware !"
Haughtily he strode from the room.
"Good -by Papa,"'said Gabriel, cling•
ing to itia hand.
"lioMbb,y, my darling—my precious,
my og4maguin, good-by, my boy I" said
Guy, stooping suddenly and catching
the ch)ld to Ills, breast, kissing him
over and over again n ith paSsionate,
desperate tenderness.
"Are you coming home tonight,
Papa?"
"No, 8011; not tonight I"
"Oh Papa, piewre, do," Raid Gabriel,
winding his tittle arhts about his neck
and looking
"Why, dulling?" asked Guy, his
%oiee trembling in spite of hi,.. toad
twlifitontrid
"It is so lonely when you are gone
away," itaid Gabriel tenderly.
"God Wyss erne, boy, I will come
back`- --IPytto wish it," answered Guy
sonlv. -
4, I
contonied raising. Ills voice.
and looking ()NAT I;abricrri mifflolder at
Bessie, who hail l'ollowed him to •the
dour.
'•Make a fire in the stare room to
night for me; I may be in late."
"You hn l better announce the order
IV' , permanent, since you never sleep
any where else, when al home," stud
Mrs, Arnold, tauntingly,
Guy bowed coldly.
-The order is permanent, Moll," he
said, "Do you understand'/"
"that IlleBll4 al hers, don' it, marse
tlny?" asked Moll, with a grin:
"Yes, always," replied (.ay as he
gave Gabriel one more kiss and sprung:
in his saddle.
Bessie stood watching hint out of
sight. That proug, Apollo-like form
with the scarlet blanket'swinging from
lIIX splendully proportioned shotthlero
arid the Jet Tvrtuneing awed I What
11 beautiful picture they made as the . %
bounded offer the fields of unbroken,
Spotless snow,
"'Pore doll —Miss Bessie, look a
3ere r' said Moll, calling her attention
away from the figure lessening in the
dintance—"ain't dm a tesr on little
4h - the's cheek'"
Mrs. .1 rnuhrs eyes flashed down on
the elttld's face, Yee, tl err ent the
toun.l iro k check, shone a tear Its
peerlessly pure iv+ any dewdrop that
ever glistened in the lltmlled breast ail
rome
-for %on
Takin,!, liabriel'a hand ehe turned
slprtly away, saying, "Don't be a fool,
iron, - and going in, closed the door.
'No, dat I won' be a fool, elide !
said Moll nodding her head in a wife
way. "Die nigger sees Avid her two
eyes, good as any holy' --Yon don'
know Ii ow 01 manage 'ein I Dia nigger
I.noa ' MaNe (lay like all de yea' I
You's Itie'n, and dere ain't no oat. o'
fussin viler what he's already got!
Ile lobs yer —but yer frets him, cause
yer lonho dat's de way %Yid 'email!
CNA PTY.It 11,
With anger and pain and passion in
his heart Guy Arnold turned away
from "Cottage polite," he wished he
could never lay eyes on Bessie again.
All along be had known he was doing
wrong to seek so much of Ethel Gran
i ulison's society -but the spell was up
on him ; hitherto be had thought when
the time canto tier him to turn away
Ii face from her that he would have
the requii,ne 4trength. Then he knew
that lie madly loved her—that he had
Dived her from the first, that he cher
fished Mr her a genuine, absorbing puts
X 1011; he knew it to he this, because it
had smitten hitn so suiltionly; it had so
•
taken him by surprise! He had never
loved Bessie sot His connection with
her was something to which he had
years ago, deliberately yielded his
heart, but this irresistible attraction
snatched him from himself—from the
world—from honor—from tame—from
home! lie knew that these words
were but empty sonnds to hint—that
all life was a void beyond her! What
a bitter thing it is to go so deep down
in one's heart as to come to pain I
Guy Arnold sounded the depths of
his nature that day. The hour carne
to him in that lonely ride, when he
stood face to face with his own soul,
and saw it stained and warped and
ruined! The repentance and tears of a
life time would scarcely serve to. re
deem his past I How dwarfed and de
graded his nature has become. And
yet here he was pressing eagerly on
into what he confessed was sin I here
he was striving to crown all with afi
nal degradation. He had married be
cause life Arse aimless and purpose.
lea. He had been guided hither and
thither by youthful fancy, and wanton
impulse.- He had married Bessie full
of an insane notion that she. would be
a guardian angel I .Akt I if she had
cared to 'exert her influence) what
lie,Dot have become. A will ta aspag
net who can draw her huitand' up
ward—or down—down—doww-1
tie had kept no vestal fire burning on
their marital altar for him. Ambition
was dead with in his heart; it had never
existed at all in here. While his 'brain
was filled with these regrets, and all
this self disdain, be was plunging alone
over fields of snow, up hills, over bald,
stony summits and through dark ;val.
leys. Finally he emerged on the level
lands of the Gandisons.
Ethers room window faced the
Veetarri horiion, and on this memora•
ble afternoon she stood beside the lat
tire, gazieg, out upon the landscupd
with lonesome eyes and hopeless
heart. Guy saw her as he rode in
sight. Saw the golden.•gleam of the
sun on her bettatifunititir—her sweet
sad face—and her richly stained•erinf
POll lips! lie noticed the red window.
draperies about her graceful form, and
his heart bounded madly with the
thoughts that suiltienly presented them
sell es to los- mind. she love
him T I lad 1114 own reverie about her
induced her to think of him? Was
there any psychologic fascination about
him 7 Ilail he any mesmeric influ
ence over her ? She looked ionely—
wits elle pining for him? Was she
thinking 'how long the time had been
since lie had been to see her'. llh, if
he could only be mure,hom bright his fu
ture would be ! If not- -if she was Mita
keilt! hut no, he would not inflict
the pang of a doubt upon his own
heart! Suddenly the black steed, the
royal form, the scarlet blanket, station
ary la the field of snow, attracted
Ethel's attention. She recognized Guy
Arnold, and a ith a glad cry she turn
ed away from the window, caught up
her shawl from the bed, , where sbe had
tossed it %lieu she cause in from her
morning walk, and wrapping it around
her, she bounded down tilt stairs and
out across the lawn to meet him.
"01r, Mr. Guy, - she said in her ea
ger, girlish way, "I was never so glad
to see any one, as I nut to meet you to
day.'
As she spoke she yielded both hands
jo his blasp.
"lace you missed ate so Touch
then ?'"he asked softly, ayetnor steal
mg iriysi'stably auto has voice.
"Missed you 7 - Ali I that I bare
she paused -blushed- and withdrew
her hands Trout his palms. She was
startled Ills gaze had in it all the
passion ol a tierce careskt
"E(hei r : he haul, "there is in, surer
test that Ile are 10%cd, than that of he
I alb iiiirsed when we are away. —
Lille' had regained her sell control.
"Alumina bum often wished she could
seeyou," she said, in aglow, reprent3ed
voice, ~a nd has wondered w by you did
nut collie? She gill be very glad to
welcome you main !i_lunte to the
Mr. G
He fullime , l her liketi man in a
EMI
"11,iiv is Mrs. Arnold, Mr. Guy ?•
mlie naked, hitt evidently it wam a guya
lion gtvel), 11/1108t) nfltiVICT vv Oa{ eon
vey to her un interest.
" :Km A mold !“ he mid u, a Won ,
she? 0, 14 he IN
ffering way, "mile?
well, I dare say !"
"You dote nay'." Ethel laughed
in spite of herwelf. "Why you talk as
if you had not Peen her for a month of
lilue Sundays, Mr. Guy ! Come now I
Confess. When did you see your wife
last r She turned with a pretty so
lemnitv aniTiiWaited hie reply. On her
cheek ,was a flickering blush; and it
heated his blood and him brain like the
sparkle flush of ehampaigne.
"I left. her to come to see you to day
- arnd your mother—"he added after
an instant's pause—a pause just long
enough to render his hesitation obsery•
able,
Ethel turned a only atiout, without
replying and euririnued her walk to the
house.
"Isn't it cold riding?" she asked
again, as they ascended the front porti
co, and Ethel hastened in advance to
open the dior.
"It may be cold—" said Ouy, "but
I cannot vouch for the fact. I did not
feel it. I was so full of warm -""pleas
ant thoughts."
Ile paused ;—llis tone evidently ex
pressed a desire for a question and half
from an impulse of coquetry, and half
from idle inquisitiveness, she asked :
"Of what were you thinking."
"Shall I tell you?" his voice wail
hoarse and hurried.
i ll asked—" she said with a quiet
smile.
"I was thinking of you—of you,,
Ethel Grandison."
11, put out his hand to clasp her
own. But she anticipated his move
ment. Stepping towards the sitting
room door, she opened it, ant said :
"Mamma; here t - Mr. Arnold, at
last; --after all our watching and wait
ing, and wishing—he heswome."
"And I am indeed glad to welcome
you, litiSiuy":--said Mre. Grandison.
"You Tutu? pardon my lack of veremo
ny in realign* still; I am too weak
to rise." '• • . ,
She gaii her Weil toty,„ *read,
and lie bet!, reeirertoll to se it.;',
'How deeply I t your inkista.
sition, Mre. (itt Rutile° " I he said with
emotion. "Cnn it be that your hus
band is aware of your condition ?"
"0, no ; Charles does not know—
nor do I desire that he should be pain.
and harrassed by the knowledge--"
she replied in a quiet tone—" Ethel, my
love," she added addreLing Ethel, who
had taken her scat at a distant
dow.
"We must not forget how to be hos
pitable. Have Mauma La to prepare
tea immediately."
Ethel rose, and left the room to fill
till the commission, and then, in the
same calm tone, Mrs. Orandison con
tinued,
"1 do notlike to talk before her of
this—this illness of mine, Mr. (lay, be
cause it troubles ter r o ; 1 know that I
am dying."
"0, no, no, Mrs. “randison'; •you
mast not be so destxmaent I" exclaimed
Guyon what be meant should be a
cheerful voice. It it is not so had as
all that, you aro barrassed and wor
ried but it will all be right in a few
weeks now. The Confederates will
soon be in Kentucky, and . % hen you !WC
the Colonel you will regain all your
health and vigor."
"My dear, Mr. Arnold," she said,
shaking her head gravely ; "false hole
calmot bony stn up—nor specious kironi
ken of returning health, and invading
fori6es. I will never see my husband
upon earth agaia. I felt ft present' ,
meat of this when we parted. I toll
him PO, blit lie langl44l at what lie con
sidered an exhibition of womanly weak
tress. It is too late to think of any
thing now but the welfare of me bless
ed, beautiful, unprotected child."
Her hand was lying still in Buy's
palm, and at the. reference to Ethel be
pressed it, sympathetically; he knew
of Ethers danger better than this dy
ing mother of hers would ever know.
flow angry he Was nail him elf its he
looked down on this Wrfil pure, pal.
Int flee; how he shrank away from
the galling scourge of self disgust !
"Mr. Guy," she said in a quick
earliest way. "I want you to make
me a promise I a faithful solemn prom•
ise I eat, I trust you'" She looked
searchingly in his eyes.
Ire never flinched. '
1, ( 1, but to remember the pnLt,
madam," he Raid with dignity, "and
yOll an• ItflAVVereti."
" I Willa vpu t r O pr6llllllP ale that yots
ill watelt over: and I ,rot e et ... my 4 .1 1 11,1
-after I am rune--as her nan father
wrathl gatsr.l her, 1111 i II yOll call take
her In Colonel “randigon."
In her exritenienc rnhe ii I raked
into Ft Pitting poAtnre noon the
1 , 051. A wild light blazed iii her errs
—red thiqheit Mimed upon:her eheekoz . :
looking upon her, Guy eiW denlh in
her lace; he wrtqftWP,i, and kneeling
hemide he► he 'gild 1+01(.11inlv.
".111.t and conAelenti-
owelv we I , mold protect Inv own sieter
I will protert her." i'V
"Swear it," she Raid in ft IVIIMpet
uvreitr it," he anAwered
`I will trust you-dinplieilly trust you,'
she said as she scanned hiP time with
her dying eyes, "and may (iod deal by
you and ) ours as you keep or break
your oath ; say thus too I"
"May (lod deal by n% and mine
as I keep or break my oath to protect
Ethel tirandison with my lite, - he
said in a slow, earititst manner wohiolr
eon% 'need Mrs (ritialison of lus utter
simerit).
"I ain''Attlisile.l," she stud falling
back awn! her pillows again, and guilt.
mg faintly.
Just ut that moment Ethel entered.
"Mother, dear," mile loud, tenderly,
"It is time twlake your bitters' ptliall
pour it t
"Yes, darling; you see Mr. (illy,"
said Mrs. Itrandison turning towards
bun, "lily Ethel never even momen
tarily forgets me, and my neceasities;
Ali, slie is a good—good daughter to
CM.
"Who could be otherwise Watt good
with Huck a mother, little madam ? tell
me that, said Ethel, playfully, patting
Ler mother's cheek; then she laughing•
ly added as she turned towardsyuy;
"Don't she take medicine braver?"
"One gets accustomed to nauseous
doses,' and one learns to take them
with a sort of a grim satisfaction that
they haVe a smack of bitter." Guy
Faughed:as he said it, for surely if:any
body had taken nauseous doses in Life,
he had done it since ballad been Bei
sie's subject. Ile was halt tempted to
explain himself only ~ he feared to shook
these ladies, whose domestic life bad
never been marred by ate angry word
or hasty impulse of resentment. Ile
had taken an 'oath, and if he hinted
what kind of a woman his wife wart,
he felt confident that , jl(llol. tatt,tlison
wotrlrraleit.,Aser-Oni't,"44 Oen
how pained and''une Id Pae
regarding Ethel's Et itli/
gihe;sh i rla ha v'
B rest, could
t to• ostly ittul with
this #pelous 'ass nO 4is' his con.
scion°. at he wali doing his ditty, ho
silenCed Its reprortehmo-and did not
gratify the surprised exprbtsion on the
'countenances of these ladies by any ex-'
planation of his enigmatical words, for
that they had a double meaning they
both intuitively felt. ; ✓
Guy eat tharttchattingari his charm
ing delrtia'aire way, aMl):Aliel served
his teltcto him with a grace he deemed
irreAistible. How pretty she was in
her neat, tidy ealico dress, and comae
tishly I ruftled white apron=with her
glittering hair and Itier deep, earnest
eyes. Guy leaned back in his arm
chair, and looked upon her its he had
regarded another woman.
"She is what I dreamed Bessie would
be," he said to his own heart. 'AI,
what a devoted brother and gil'ardian I
will he to her!"
(ff what iniXelritikeVeß is the crea.
titre, man I In his beat deeds there to
itlwafa the leaven of selfishness, its in
his unconninendahle actions there is
frequently to he fotnd some redeepting
property of good ; rt was ntways so
with everything tinv Arnold did or
thought.
(Oquonued in our urrt.)
!From thi . Springheld (!kf.o., ICE•publivanj
Punishment For Crime.
Florence Nightingale's Short Method
with Crimnale
In the discussion now going on every
where about the ea pedietn'y or giving
long sentences to perdons convicted of
moans ollenences, one of the many rca
sons tor increased teens of imprisons
meal iy admirably stated by Florence
Nightingale, in a letter to 1/r. \Vines,
of the New York Prison association,
which we have the opportunity of pub
lathing, through the kindnesir of I)r
Wmt•s. It was owlet) iii sespoli4e to
COIIIIOIIIIICIIIIOII on the proposed in
ternatinnal congress to consider Amsei
!dine •
"Losinisr, Aug. lei, Ist'ift,.-81c—i r
need scarcely tell you I helm% e, how
warmly I hid interested in the perfect
success of )our project for an intiirna
Ronal congress on priltinli
of which ion have none rne the honor
to inform ale. 1 entirely concur in the
necessity for such a congress. Atit I
am a vioinan o r crwhelmed with bust
which never leaves me 10 minutes
'ensure, and:with illness which gives
me no repriele. Time and strength
are ifi . ry short with ipe, and 1 am
afraid, threiore. illnLany Heti% v opera
lion of tiline is simply itupootible,
"Hot I have already published the
principle which semis 10 1111' 1.1) le la
the root of treatment tit till criitie4
'against property, whitely, to cease to
hoard and lodge thieves at the Cost of
the people they have robbed, and to
tenth them by practical experience
that it Is cheaper in actual money al •
lie to work than to steal. As fur an
have opportunity to judge, the most
valuable fetormatory eilnent on is miss
ed, vie , teat 1111114 11 assn tilt 1t 18 dear
er 10 steal than to work--h the only
lesson ivbieli 'wg thieves are capalife
of receiving). If a timer ' s or a forger ' s
sentence were that lie had 16 work his
way lilt ill psi-on by repaying the
amount, or more Limn the awount, he
had stolen, mild repaying the state he
sided for his , iistenatire otit of his earn
ings, instead 111 hying peil, tiled tor and
logeil ill privinii, he might then, perhaps,
learn this lesson, instead tai the tans
now actually taught Lon, that It is
dearer In work than to steal.
"Pardon me for these few
which do tint at all express the deep
iiiterwit I teed in your most important
prOlomition. But it is nue which re.
quires so much real thought and labor
to carry out that it is 1111pe 'inent: for
me, who lune, alas l not ati atom of
either to spare, to vv rite to men like
CM SS) thing Lot thu sltortatiil expri s
stuns ul 111 W 1.11.111 )011 1111%e
asked irnitylne.
Ever your la : thful senatit,
aiFt,mtyr's~lf
ffmtoisa OF WOMAN, —Said it noble
woman "f am afraid to live alone,
but I dare not marry unworthily." Is
this nut o . m-heroism ? The woman
who an lien 3: the burden of lift: alone
--who submits cheerfully to a single
life when eirenni4tances hime been tin
kind—who chooses it from a strong
sense of duly, or accepts it for the sake
ofloyalty to the high ideal, is a brave
woman. There is an clement of gran
dure in her composition, and as she is
so far superior to those who marry for
a "home," or for "convenience," or
front fear of becoming "old maids,"
that there ix no comparison between
them. Rut, after all, the woman who
does this simply demands to be let
alone. She begs that you will not sup
pose her insensible to a stab because
she does not cry out. She has her
pride and delicacy, She urges no
claims upon admiration, but she has
no consefousneee of disgrace. One
woule naturally prefer swift death by
a shard blade to a continuous hacking
with a dull weapon ; and the dullards
, who exercise their weak wits upon her
should be pilloried by public acorn.
—A school teacher received the fol-
lowing note from one of Bin- scholars
as an excuse for tardiness : "Bab y
crosa, Biscuit to Bake Bad no Balton
Powders the dog upset the coffee pot
the cat licked up the Milk and got ,up
late Excuse."
All Sorts of Paragraphs,
Joni A. :itirunox, Esq., has resigned
fhq pbsition_ of chief enginenr of tho
Pennsylvania railroad.
No less than six young men have
been arrested for desturbing a public
meeting in Chattier., Washington coon-
ty.
NINBLY•RIX love-letters are the evi
dence Which A nice Pennsylvania girl
brings against a Doctor of Divinity who
refuses to marry her.
}rotor irr nye qfthu Regrow; :—"They
aro tortured by no remorse. They tire
conscious of no ingrutitude." Wouldn't
Forney like to be ablcuto say as much for
himself
Tug editor of the Cliirk county ( ~Vis•
consul) Republican, says lie is willin g to
give the fair one who sent him a valen
tine "a )Tactical ll'nitration of locking
up a form."
A AV KIST FL RN editor Who found ),), elm
of homeopathic medicine, hits 'set up
RA n doctor, and offers to physic or bleed
at the usual rates, ten cents a line, linst
insertion.
Tn 'canonic Tir:rms is going to pn lit
Len copies of the Independent on wl utu
Pain for the crowned heads of Europ e
What have they dune to deserve du, in
fliction
W ISCONSIN Awful factories uurl,n 8
brand of cheese called '• Truth. "
should think it would bay() a good run,
and it doubtless will, as "truth is 'wary'
and will prevail."
A M iNg doctor, npplying for a po.
tntaon no, examiner a life In•arah, n
company, replied to the question rh to O w
ty , tem on which he practiced: ( '(ln thq
humanssptem "
A l'irrsarao raper has a long mind°
headed, "l'an Women Fight ' Nv, )
know of one who can, if we may jinlv,o
from .the chronic black eye µdna lor
husband wean,.
A Pacial'EßOUS revival in a Wiscon•ln
town was deinoralibed Bad broken ap by
lhu cyhvermal or two lawyers suet ~„„
editor. The goad people couldn't stand
all that at 011013.
NV r: should judge from the numbers
of rooster., in our eXchltriges, (I .4 llNtlig
over the Connecticut election, that
would get t•• be eliesper when they get
er crowing sind return again to
ness
A 11fNsioN ',AY to the Feejee I , lanth
recently sang to 104 eeng,regation the
beautiful hymn beginning, want to
be nu Angel " No effort w as 9/111 . 1 loa
the part of the people to aid him in the
matter
Wonalttt, tho clown father of Ow
NVorroll ststera, I a graduate of liar% r I
t'ollege That is con,idered the
college in the country in that line I'le•ro
are four hundred chaps, atudyiny
clown hips. tl4.re now.
AN OW Inert hunt once inalntctcd ll'.
lerk. iv+ follows "When a tnan
into the .tore and of fits
watch Win i t he talks of Ili,
don t try to p.. 11 hint if he talk
rul,lgion, don t trust hint a duller "
Englipli writer thinks the Ameri
can early potatoes will come to an end
tie long, for us each new sari, ty is
to fillet about ten dit)s 0 irlwr
limn any the time between lA:lilt
ing and digging will soon be used up
I.: n 134ettcn theAtr• reeent!), n ,tilt
scripti•tn was passed khrbu t to itureltB,o
sther en), ter a r4lttprig ett,t.,tner
npl,l3lu g t 4. 4..11-known victor h, r- , •
ftt , e,l, tot) Inz, "I've no objection to
your cupping Air, , but )utt Can
:rum I, cam,' a c.,iorad,,
:Sf.% lln Min.'' , exploring the mount wril
elinflInIll• hunk of gold 'I hi y
fought fur it. I,,,•st,iiikin till 1.11
but ow It wit• too heavy
to iirry otl, so Ire Fat gown it mal
stnrved to death.
A N 014 mnn nammi Acker, eqed
rewfing uI F.re , n ,
(•( rally twciting (fumy - n(ONA 01 n
need forty-11yr., and p10t, ,, ,1
1.1 i% 'rug 1 is % fe sel, Via) t.P dnit
fur herself The vipers were eV,
od Ili Ch. eland
As a proof of the fact that girls
useful Ilrtieli., WWI that the world (, old
net very well get along without thetn,:l
late writer stater it as a fact that it n,i
the gtrli were driven out of the worLl:n
ir tie generation, the boys would all ro
out after them
A 1 r not mAN remarked over OW
grave of a tricky politician, \Out i%,t.
never known to do anything without
sumo sinistei purpose, that it "wodltl he
n great consolation to his friends If they
could have awerponsd his moth in
thus suddenly leaving them. "
"l'o the parent whose son die , m in
fanc•y,' su)s the Imuisvillo Cm , '
r ea!, " them onmethiim
cliliarty soothing in the thought
no matter what may La the fats• at Ow
child in the next world, it min mim.
became It member nr a base-hail
this "
TALHIN' of " said
makes me think of what the mortal Otto,
who lib most a thousand years ago, mice
said, do law is like a groan' glass win•
der, that gives light to us poor emu'
mortals in tho dark passage of hie but
it pozgle do debbie himself to see iroo
it."
A Borrow writer comes to the defenso
of women against the current notion
that they aro peculiarly addicted to gob
sip, alleging that in a country g rocery
store, among the barrels of molasses and
piles of salt fish, more gossip is talked
by men in one oyening than is heard in
all the farm houses of the town.
it see 'advertised arnong the ,latr'st
batch of novels, a story with the title of
"The Barronet's kidnbearn." If this
should prove successful, wo may see it
followed by "Teo Marquis's Moon
shine," and, indeed, a further sequel
,may with safety ho anticiphted, entitled
somewhat similarly, "The Counteso
Starlight."
RXCILNTLY a man engaged in cleaning
the windows of a bottle incidentally
I : 4 °PPed • large sponge r , which he bstl
been using. Two.ladies passed soon af•
ter, one of sphem noticed the f ringe.
Without stopping to see wbst at wse
sbe instinctively clasped her hoods to tho ,
back of her head to see if her "chigntir,
"waterfall," or whatever it is called, wss
safe. Finding this was all right she
went on her way satisfied.