— The Fuge. For the Watchman. -LINES ON A LOCK OF HAIR. BY JOHN P. MITCHELL. In Arabian tale I have found The magic that dwells in a curl ; How the libs of a giant were bound, In the soft, silken tress of a girl, Those romantic old days are al: o'er, Like shadows we saw them depart; * But, with magical touch, as of yore,; A curl has its power on the heart. Its dominion increases with age, Its magic grows stronger with time ; It unfolds to the vision a page To delight us, while ‘ mem'’ry bells’ chime, Fuirest lady, I treasure thy tress As Moslems the tomb of their god ; Fond mem’ries twill ever refresh Till my beart lieth Icw in the sod. As the Bcenes o'er the magical glass Which wizards are said to possess, Soft ove r my spirit will pass Brightest thoughts as I gaze on thy tress. When the heart’s warm pulsations are cold. When Death all its iendrils has torn, Still, with ali the warm beauty of old, Will shine ever the tress thou hast worn’ While I live I will gumid it with care, To tell of bright days that h.ve flown, To tings bright th: clouds of despair, While I wander, in darkness, alone May we meet in the future, above. Where eurls are not lgpger than life, Whese the angels, in purity, love, And fond bearts are not sundered by strife Bowarp, Pa., Nov. 25th, 1863. ~ Miseellangous. THE CONSCRIPTION ACT. THI: SUPREME COURT OF PENN- SYLVANIA DECIDES THE CON- SCRIPTION ACT TO BE UNCON- STITUTIONAL. HEeNgyY S, KNEEDLER, } Three bills in | equity. And vs. Davip M. LANE, et al, Son a motion FRANCES B. SMime, vs, same | in each case Wu. F. NicgiLs, vs. same, | for a special injunction. OPINION OF JUDGE WOODWARD. Ou the 34 day of March, 1863, the Con- gress of the Unted Staes passed an Act for *‘enroiling and caliing out the National for ces, and for other purposes,” which is com. mdhly called the Conscription. law, The plaintifts, who are cit zens in Pennsylvania, have set forth the act fully in their bills and they complam that they had been drafted into the military service of the Government in pursuance of said enactment, bu that = defendants, who are engaged in execu- i the act, have violated the rights and are .bout to invade the personal liberty of vanie. This expression, “national forces,’ is modern language, when so applied. It ig not frund in our Constitutions, either State or Federal, and 1f used in cothmentaries on the Constitution, and} in history, it will generally be found applied to our land and naval forcas in actual service—to what may be called our standing army. It isa total misnomer when applied to the militia, for the militia is a State institution. The General Government has no militia. The Stete militia, always highly esteemed as one of the bulwarks of our liberties, are recognized in the Federal Constitution, and itis not in the power of Congres to obliter- ate them or to werge them into ¢‘national forces.” Unless there 1s more magic in a name than bas ever been supposed, this conscript law was intended to act upon the State mili. tia, and our question is, therefore, whether Congress has power to impress or draft the militia of the State, Icannot preceive what objection can be taken to this statement of the question, for surely it will not be argued that calling the wilitia national forces makes them something else than the militia. If Congress did not mean to draft the militia under this law, where did they expect t) find the national forces ? “All ab e-bodied white male citizens be- tween the ages of twenty-one and forty-five years, residing in this State, and not ex- empted by the laws of the United States,” with certain specified exceptions, constitute our militia, Wil: it be said that the .con- script law was not intended to op rate on these J think it will not. Then if it does touch, and was framed and designed to draft this very class of citizens, no possible objection can be taken to the above statement of the que tion we have to decide. ’” 1, therefore, repeat the question great confidence in ite accuracy, has Congress the constitutional power to im- press or draft into the military service of the United Stutes the militiamen of Penns- ylvania. This question has to be answered by the Constitution of the United States, because that instrument. framed by deputies of the with people of the States and ratified and put into effect by the States themselves in their respective corporate capacities, delegates to Congress all the powers that body can exer- cise. These delegations are cither ex. press or such implications as are essential to the execution of expressly delegated pow- ers. There are but three provisions in the Con- stitution of the United States that can be appealed to in support of this legislation. the plaintiffs, and thereupon they invoke the equitable interposition of this Court to enjoin the defendants against a, further exe- cation of the said Act. For the jurisdiction of this Court t) set aside an act of Congress as unconstitutional and to grant the reli-f prayed for, I refer myself to the views of the Chief Justice in the opinion h» has just delivered in these “cases, and I come at once to the constitu- tional question, The Act begius with a preamble which racites the existing insurrection and rebellion sgaiust the authorities of the United States, the duty of the Government to suppress in- surrection and rebellion, to guarantee to each State a republican form of government, and to preserve the public tranquility, - and declare that for these high purposes a mili tary force is indispensible ‘cto raise and support which all persons ought willingly to contribute,” and that no service is more praiseworthy and honorably than the main- tenance of the Constitution and Union, and then goes on to provide for the «nr ling of all the able-bodied male citizens of the Uni- ted States and persons of foreign birth, who have declared their intention to bec me eit- zens, between the ages of for'y-one and fif- ty-five years, and these able-bodied citizens and foreigners, with certain exceptions af- terward enumerated’ are declared ‘‘the na- tional forces,” and made liable to perform military duty when called out by th: Pres ident * The .act divides the country into miiitary districts, corresponding with the Congres- sional districts, provides for provost mar- ‘shals and enrolling ‘boards and regulates the deta:ls of such drafts asthe President shall order to be made from the national for- ces so enrolled. The payment of $300 ex- cuses any drafted person, so that it 1s, in fact, a law providing for a compulsory draft or conscription of such citizens as are unwil ling or unable to purchase exemption at the stipulated price. It is the first instance, in our history, of legislation forcing a great public burthen on the poor. Our State legislation, which exempts men who are not wob g 10re than $300 from paying their debts is in striking contrast with this Cons- cription law, which devolves upon such such men the the burthen which belong to the whole “national forces,” and to which “ali persons ought willingly to contribute.”’— This, however, is an objection to the spirit of the enactment rather than to its constita- tionality. The description of persons to be enrolled able-bodied citizens, betyeen twenty and forty.five years of age, is substantially the description of the militia as defined in our Pennsylvania statutes and probably in the stitulcs of all the States. The national forced, then, mean the wilitia of the States ~—certainly include the militia of Pennsyl- In, ordinary editions they stand numbered a8 clauses 13, 16, and 17 of the VILI scc- tion of Art. 1, of the Consti ution: : *-13. Congress shall have power to raise and supjort armies, but no appropriations of mouey to that use shall be for a longer tor than two years. «16, Congress shall have power to pio- vide for calling forth the militia to execute the laws of the Union, to suppress isurrec- tion and repel invasion. vide for organizing, arming and disciplining the militia, and for governing such part of them as may be employed in the service of the United States, reserving. to the States respectively the appointment of the officers, and the authority of training the militia ac- cording to the disc :pline prescribed by Con- gress.” ‘To raise armies”--these are large words ! what do they mean? There could be no limitation upon the number or size of the armies to be raised for all po-sible con- tingencies could not be foreseen; but our question has not reference to numbers or size, but to the mode of raising armies. — The framers of the Constitution, ‘and the States who ado; ted it, derived their ideas of government principally from the example of Great Britain—certainly not from any of the more imperial and despotic governments of the earth. What they tneant to make was a more free Constitution than that of Great Biitain—taking that as a model in some things—but enlarging the basis of pop. ular rights in all respects tbat would be consistent with order and stabllity. They knew that the British army had generally been recruited by voluntary enhsiments¢ stimulated by wages and bounties, and that the few instances of impressments and forced couscriptions of land 101ces haa met with the disfavor of the Euglish nation and had led to preventive statutes. In 1704, and again in 1707, conscription bills. were attempted in Parliament but laid aside as unconstitutional. During the American Rev- olution a siatute, 19 Geo. JII C. 10, per- mitted the impressment of “idle and disor. derly persons not following any lawful trade or haviug some substance sufficient for their subsistence,’ and this was as far as English legislation haa gone when our Fedefal Uon- stitution was planned. Assuredly the fra- mers of our Constitution did not intend to subject the people of the States to a sys- tem of conscription which was applied in the mother country only to paupers aud vag- abords. On the contrary, I infer ‘that ;the power conferred on Congress was the power to raise armies by the ordinary English mode of voluntary enlistments. The people were justly jealous of stand- ing armies, Hence, they took away most ot the war power from the Executive, where under monarchical forms,it generally resides, and vested it in the legislative department, iu one branch of which the States have equal 1epresentation, and in the other branch of which the people of the States are directly represented acgording to their numbers To these representatives of the States and the people this power of origi- nating war was committed, but even in their hands it was restrained by the limita- tien of biennial appropriations for the sup- port of the armies they might raise. Of course, no army could be raised or supported which did not command popuiar approba. tion. and it was rightly considered that vol- untagy enhstments would never be wanting to recruit the ranks of such an army. The war power. existing only for the protection of the people, and left, as far as it was pos- sille to leaveit, in their own hands, was incapable of being used without their con- sent, and, therefore, could never languish for enlistments. They would be realy enough to recruit the ranks of any army they deemed necessary to their safety.— Thus the theory of the Constitution placed this great power, like other governmental powers, dircctly upon the consent of the governed. . The theory itself was founded on free and fair elections—which are the fundamen- tal postulate of the Constitution. If the patronage and power of the Government shall ever be employed to control popular ele tions, the nomrnal representatives of the people may cease to be their real represent- atives, and the armies which may be raised may not so command public confidence as to attract the necessary recruits, and then conscript laws and other extra constitution- al expedients may become necessary to fill the ranks. Bu* governmental interference with popular elections will be subversion of the Constitution, and no constitutional ar- gument can assume such a possibility. Supposing that the people ate always to be fairly represented in the halls of Con- gress, I maintain thau it is grievous injus- to them to legislate on the assumption that any war honestly waded for constitutional onjects will not always have such sympa- thy and support. from the people as will se- cure all necessary enlistments. Equally un- just to their intelligence is it to suppose that they meant to confer on their servants the power to itnpress them into a war which they could not approve, When to these consideratiors we add the ability of a great country, like ours, to stimulate and reward enlistments, both at home and abroad, by bounties, pensions and homesteads, as well as by political patron- age in countless forms,!we see how little ne- cessity or warrant there is for implying a grant of the imperial power of conscription. There is nothing in the history of the Constitution nor in those excellent contem- poraneous papers called the Federalist, to justify the opinion that this vast power lies wrapped up in the few plain words of the 13th clause, whilst the subsequent clauses, concerning the militia, absolutely forbid 1r. If the very improbable case be supposa- ble, that enlistments into the Federal ar- mies might become so numerous in a partic- +17. Congress shall have power to pro- jplar State as sensibly to impair its own proper military power, is 1t not much more improbable that the States meant to confer upon the General Government the power to deprive them, at its own pleasure, altogeth- erot ibe militia, by forced levies 2 Yet this might easily happen if the power of con- scription be conceded to Congress. There are no limitations expressed—notking to compel Congress to observe quotas and pro- portions as among the several States—noth. ing to prevent their raising armies wholly from one State, taking every alle-b died cit- izen o1ut of it to the endangering, it not ut- ter undo ng of all its domestic interests. And besides, if we concede this danger- ous power to the language of the thirteenth clause, we destroy the force and effect of the words of the sixteenth and seventeenth clauses. We make the instrument self-de- structive, which is violative of all canons of construction. Congress =hall have power to provide for calling forth the militia in the manner and subject to the limitations pre- scribed in clauses sixteen end seventeen, and therefore I argue Congress has not the power to draft them. Is an express rale of the Constitution to give way to an implied one? If the thirteenth clause confers pow- er to draft the militia, the words of the six. teenth and seventeen h clauses arethe id lest that were ever written. But if the eigh- teenth conferred only the power to enlist volunteers, then the subsequent clauses be- come very intelligible—stand well with the thirteenth, and add essentially to the mar- tia} faculties of the Federal Government,— Look at those clauses, The militiaare to be called forth to execute the laws of the Un- ion, suppress insurrection and repel inva- sions, to be organ‘zed; armed and discipline. ed by the § ate, but according to the laws of Congress, such part of them as may be em- ployed in the service of the United States are to be governed by the President but of. ficered by the respective States. Now this Conscription law recites an ‘existing insur- rection and rebellion’ as the ground and reason, not fcr calling forth the militia un. der the above provisions, but for drafting them into the military service of the Uni- ted States. The very case has occurred in which the Constitution says the militia shall be called out under Stat» officers, but Con- gress says they shall be. drafted, 1n cou- tempt of State authority. General Wash- ingten and the men of his day, did not so read the Constitution, when in suppres:ing the whisky insurrection in this State they paid the most scrupulous regard to the rights and powers of the State. Under pressure of a foreign war, a Conscrigt Bill was re- ported in Congress in 1814, but it did not pass, and if it had, 1t would have been no precedent for this law, because we are deal- ing with an insurrection, and insurrections are specially provided for in the Constitu- tion. If to support a {foreign war Congress may draft the militia, which I do no; admit, the power of draft to suppress insurrections is not to be implied, since another mode of suppressing insurrections is expressly pro- vided. When a State is called on for its quota of militia, it may determine, by lot, who of the whole number of its enrolled militia shall answer the call, and thus State drafts are quite regular, but a Congressional draft to suppress insurrection is an mnova- tion that has no warrant in the history or text of the Constitution. Either such a law, or the Constituticn, must be set aside. They cannot stand together. And, happily, ‘no ill consequences can flow from adhering to the Constitution, for the standing army of the federal govern- ment, recruited by enlistments in the ordi- nary way,with the State militia, called forth according to the Constitution, are a force quite sufficient to subdue any rebellion that 18 capable of being subducd Ly force of arms. Such a formidable force, wisely wield. ed, in connection with a paternal and patri. otic administration of all other const:tution- al powers, will never fail to put down re- fractory malcontents, and preserve peace and good order among the American peo- ple. This conscript law, therefore, not sanctioned by the Constitution, is not adapt. ed to the exigencies of the times, nor likely to have success as a war measure, In its political bearings, even more than in its military aspects, 1t is subversive of the Constitution and of the right: of citizens that depend upon Sate anthority.: A few thoughts will make this plain. [tis impos sible to study our State and Federal Consti- tutions, without seeing how manifestly the one was designed to guard and maintain the personal and social rights of the citizen —the other to take care of his external re- lations. Nurture, education, property, home, wife and children, servants, administration of goods and chattels after death, and a grave- yard in which to sleep the sleep of death, these are among the objects of State solici- tude, for the protection of which the State provides civil authorities and back of them the posse comitatus and the military to make civil administration effectual.— Now if the principles be admitted thst Con- gress may take away tho State militia, who does not see the ultimate and final security of every man’s domestic and personal rights is endangered. To the extent delega- ted in the Constitution nobody questions the right of Congress to control the State militia, but if the extent to which this en- actment goes, the States will be reduced to the condition of mere counties of a greal Commonwealth, and the citizen of the State must look to the federal Government for the enforcement of all his domestic rights as well as for the regulation of his external relations. The citizens of the States need protection from foreign foes and Indian Tribes—peace ful intercourse and commerce with all the world—a standard of values and of weights and measures that shall be common to all the States, and a postal system that shall be co-extensive wi.h interstate trade and commerce. To adjust and maintain these external relations of the citizen, are high duties which the Constitution has committed to the Federal government and furnished it with all the necessary functiona- ries, and with power to levy and col- lect taxes from tie people of the States, to raise and support armies, to provide a navy, and to call forth the militia to execute” the aw, Thus is the American citizen amply pro- vided, by means of Constitutions that are written, with protection for all his rights natural and artificial, domestic and fordign ; but as the war power of the Gen. eral government is in his uliiitats security for his external, so is the militia his ultim- ate security for his internsl cor Comestic nights. Could the Staje Uovernment strike af the war power of the Federal Government with- out endangering every man’s rights ? In view of the existing rebellion, no one would hesitate how to answer this question, and yet it is not equally apparent that when the Federal government usurps a power over the State militia which was never delegated eyery man’s domestic rights [and they are those which touch him most closely] are equally endangered. ; The great vice of the conscript law is that it is founded on an assumption that Congress may take away not the State rights of the citizen, but the security and foundation of his State rights, and how long is civil lib- erty expected to last after the securites of civil liberty are destroyed The Constitu- tion of the United States committed the lib- erty of the citizen in part to the Federal Government, and expressly reserved to the States, and the people of the States, all it did not delegate. It gave the general Gov- erament a standing army, but left to the State their militia. Its purposes in all this bal ancing of powers were wise and geod but this | legislation disregards these distinctions, and upturns the whole system of government when it con- verts the State militia iritc ‘national for- ces” and claims to use and govern them as such, Times of rebellion, above all others, are the times when we should stick to our fun- damental law. lest we drift into anarchy un one hanlor iato despotism on the other. The great sin of the present rebellion con- sists in violating the Constitution whereby every man's civil rights are exposed to sac- rifice Unless the Government be kept ‘on the foundation of the Constitntion, we im- itate the sin of the rebels, and thereby en- courage them, whilst we weaken and dis- courage the friends of constitutional order and government. The plantiffs in these bills have good right,I think, as citizens of Penn- sylvania, to complain of the act in question, not only on the ground I have indicated, but on other to which I will briefly al- lude. The 12'h section provides that the draft- cd persons shall rescive ten days’s notice of the rendezvous at whieh he is to report for he fails to report himself in pursuance of such notice, without furzishing a substitute or paying therequired sum therefore, he shall be dcemed a deserter, and shall be arrested by the Provost Marshal, and sent to the nearest military post for trial by court martial.” The only qualification to which this provision is subject is, that upon prog er showing that he is not able to do mil- itary duty the board of enrollment may re- lieve him from the draft. . One of the complainants, Kneedler, has set forth the notice that was served on him in pursuonce of this section, end by which he was informed that unless he appeared on a certain day he would be ‘deemed a descrter, and be subject to the penalty pre- scribed therefor, by the rules and arti- cles of war.” I believe the penalty of de- sertion by the military code is any cor- poreal punishment a court-martial may choose to inflict, even to that of being put to deatk. Can a citizen be made a deserter before he has become a soldier? Has Congress the constitutional power to authorize provost marshals, after drawing the name of a free- man from the wheel and serving him a ten day’s notice, to seize and drag him before a court-martial for trial under military law ? This question touches the foundation of per- sonal liberty. In June 1215,the Barrons of Englard and their retainers, ‘a numerous host, encamp- cd upon the grassy plain of Runnymede,” wruog fiom King John that Great Charter which declared, among other securities of the rights and liberties of Englishmen, that ‘no freemen shall be arrested, or imprison- ed, or deprived of his freehold, or his liber- ties, or free customs, or be outlawed, or in any manner harmed ¢ nor will (the King) proceed against him, nor send any one against him by force of armes, unless according to the sentence of his peers, (which includes trial by jury) or the comwon law of England. Here was laid the stong foundation of the liberties of the race to which we belong. And yet not here for Magna Charta created no rights, but only reasserted those which existed long before at common law. It was for the most part, says Lord Coke, merely declara- tory of the principal grounds of the funda- mental laws of England. Far back of the Magna Charta, in the customs and maxims of our Saxon ancestry, those principles of liberty lay scattered which were gathered together in that immortal document, which four hundred years afterwards were again re-asserted in two other great “declaratory statutes, “The Petition of Rights” and “The Bill of Rights,” and which were trans- planted into our Declaration of Independ- ence, the Bill of Rights to our State Con stitution and the Amendments to our Fed- eral Constitution, and which have thus be. come the heritage of these plaintiffs. Says the 5th Article of these Amendments: ‘No person shall be held to auswer for a capital or otherwise infamous crime unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces or in the militia when mn actual service in time of war or public danger,” What is the scope of this exception? The land or naval forces mean the regular mili- tary organization of the Government—the standing army and navy—into which citi- zens arg introduced by military education from boyhood or by enlistments, and be- come, by their own consent, subject to the military code, and liable to.be tried snd punished without any of the forms or safe guards of military law. In like manner the militia when duly called out and placed in “actual service" are subject to the rules ang articles of war, all their common law rights uf personal freedom being for the time sus- pended. But when are militinmen 10 actual service ? When they have been notified of a daft 2 Judge Story, in speaking of the authority of Congress over the militia, says --*'The question when the authority of Congress over the militia becomes exclu- sive, must essentially depend upon the fact when they are to be deemed in the actual service of the United States, There is a clear distinction between calling forth the militia and their being in actual service, — These are not contemporaneous acts nor ne- cessarily identical in their constitutional leanings. The President is not Communder- in-Chief of the militia except when in ac- of duty, and the 13th section enacts “that If tual service, and not merely when they are ordered into service. They are subject to martial law only when in actual service, and not merely when they are called forth before they have obeyed the call. The acts of 1795, and other acis ¢n the subject manifestly contemplate and recognize this distinction. To bring the militia within the meaning of being in the atdtual service there must be an obedience; to the call, and some acts of or: ganization, mustering, rendezvous, or mar- ching done in obedience to the call in the public service.—Story’s Con, Law, vol. 3, sec. 1208 ) x If 1t be suggested that this plain rule of common sense and constitutional law is not violated by the Conscription act because it applies to the “‘narional forces,” T reply as before, that this is only anew name for the militia, and that the constitutional rights of a citizen are rot to be sacrificed to an un- constitittional name. When Judge Strong was endeavoring (0 mark with so much distinctness the time at which the common law rights of the citizen ceased, and his li- ability to military rule Legan —the time, in a word, when he became a soldier, why did it not occur to his fertile mind that Con- gress could render this distinction valuless and unmeaning by a nomenclature —by cal- ling the militia ‘national forces 2’ It is not difficult to conceive how such a sup ges- tion would have fared had it occurred or been made to him. But is difficult in the presence of the grave issues of the present day, to tieat so frivolous a suggestion with the digni'y and forbearance the occasion demands. I have shown what rights of personal hberty these plaintiffs inherited from a remote ancestry, and how they are guarant:ed to them by our constitutions, andat what time they are to give plaze to martial law ; and surely if a wheat set in motion by Congress, can crush and grind those rights out of existence, without re- gard to the limi‘ations of the Constitution. some weightier reason should be found for it than the misnomer which the act so sta- diously applies to the militia —some reason that deserves to stand instead of Magna Charla, our Constitution and all our tradi- tional freedom. The only general reason that I have ever heard suggested, and which is a,plicable against all the views advanced in this opin- ion, is called military necessity. The coun try is involved in a great civil war which can be brought to an honorable close on'y by an energetic use of all our resources. and no restraint, should b> tolerated, in such circumstances, save only those which Chris- tian civilizati'n has imposed on all warfare, Whatever is according to the Constitution, the argument claims may be doe, of course whatever is over and beyond the Constitu- tion is justified as military necessity, and of that ihe President and Congress are ex- ciusive and final judges. The amount of the argument is that the exigencies of the times justify the substi- tution of martial law for the Constitution, — But what is martial law ? Blackstone and Sir Mathew Hale tell us *‘it is built upon no settled principles, but is entirely arbi- trary in its decisions, is in truth and reali- ty no law, but something indulged rather than allowed as Jaw.” The unrestramed will of one or a number of men, then, is the rule which the argument substitutes fo: the Constitution. It is cf no consequence that the will thus set up for supreme law is that of men whom a majority of the people have choser: beeause, according to our system, the majority can only choose men to administer the Constitution as it is written. Majorties as a power recognized by law, have no more right to establish a despotism than a minor- ity would have, But may majorities or min- orities set aside the Constitution under the pressure of rebellion and insurrection. As the Constitution anticipates and provides for such calamities, it is a reproach to its wisdom to say that it is a reproach to such emergencies. No man has any historical right to cast this reproach upon 1t. No cur- rent experience proves it. It never can be proved except by an unsuccessful use of the legitimate powers of the Constution against rebellion, and then the thing proved will be that the instromert needssmendment which 1s machinery is flexible enongh to allow. ilven such a melancholy demonstration would do no mere than point out necsssary amendments—it wounld not surrender the peopled to the arbitrary willof anybody,— Presidents and Congressmen are only ser- vants of the people, to do their will, not as that will may ve expressed under passion or excitement, but as it stands recorded in the Constitution. It is the Con:titation, in. deed, which makes them Presidents snd Crngressmen. They have no more power to set up their will against the Constitu tion, than 80 many private citizens would have. . Guiside of that they are only private citizens. : 1 do not, therefore, fecl the force of the argument drawn from the distressing cir- cumstances of the time. Bad as they are we make them worse by substituting arbi- | trary power for the constitutional rule, but {if we made them be ter and not worse, the ! judicial mind aught not tobe expected to approve the sunstitation, for it can recog- nize no violation of the Constitution, as a legitimate vindication or the Constitution. — To place ourselves under a despotic sway in order to bring back rebels to the Constitu- tion we have given up, isa porcedure that perplexes the student of political science. and will quite confound the: historian of our times, i Moper~ Fcoxony or Tie, —The Seieft tific American thus shows how tine has been economized by the application of ma. chinery : One man can ean spin more colton yarn now than four hundred men could have done in the same time in 1769, when Ar kwright, the best coiten spinner, took out his first patent; One man can m.keas much flower in a day now,as a hundred and fifty could a cen- tury ago. : . One woman can now make as much lace in a day as a hundr.d women could a hun- dred years ago. It now requires only as many days™to re- fine sugar as it did” months thirty years ago. _It once required six months to put quick- silver on glass—rew it needs only fo ty minutes, The engine of a fir:t rate jron-clad frig: ate will perform as much work as forty-two thousand horses. tT Ag “Bly how did youlose your fin- ger © Easy enough.” “I suppose you did, but how 2’ “1 guess you'd lost yourn, if it had beer where mine was.” 3 “That 18 not auswering my question sir.” Well, if you must know. T had to ent it off or steal the trap.” ————— 300.000 MORE. Uncle Abe wants “300.000 more” hy the Sth of January—sce ‘the proclamna- tion. “Why should we mourn conscripted friend-. Oc shake at drait’s alarms ? Tis but the voice t'2* Ab'ram sends To muke us shoul'er arms!” [75 A frend of a soldier, who was gfe fering forty a pamfn wound, ssid te him the o her day » Well, Tom, do von fi, 11 k. goliig back to the army when yonr wonnd is well? *No--not unless I con'd £0 84h nigser or a Brigadier General,” By The Frankfort Commonwealth, Gov, Bramlette’s organ, $8yS “We may as well tell Mr. Stanton that he cannot recrait negroes in Kentucky; the people and the autorities vill not permit it. The uncond:tional Union men and the au, thorities will never submit to the ou'rage.*’ Crrist was crucified as a Prencher of Pence, and tor one thousand eight hundred and sixty three years, the world eried out, shame !' But ii is almost as great a crime to preach peacs to-day as it wa« one thous- and eight hundred and sixty three years ago.— Ex, SU 177 Gen. Rosecrans may be condemned by the administration that makes and un. makes Generals, but he will ever be held in grateful remembrance by the people who make and unmake administrations. — Pren- tice. beep -3 $150, I= Tt has been thought that people are degenerating becanse they don’t live as long as the days of Methusalab, Bat nobody can afford to live long at the current prices. et meee ne en. pax ‘Why don’t vou ask your swect- heart (0 marry you 2" “TI have asked her 2” * What did she ‘say 7”? “Oh! I have the refusal of her.” Nb bob mi A Republican paper says “the Demi. ocrats have received stich a heking that they cannot survive.” Tt does not fol- ow. Lazarus survived after the dogs lick- ed him | se EGS" Mrs. Partington hearing that a young man had sct ap for bimselt, «Poor fellow,” said she, “has he no friends that will aet up for lim part of the time 2? and she sighed to be young again. [ZF A Dancing Master was taken up lately in New York for robbing a fellow- boarder. He said hz commenced by *cheat- ing a printer, and after that everything ras- cally came easy to him. \ BES One of the Ohio regiments went in. fo the fight at Chickamauga witiout a eld officer. They were all ia Ohio clectioneer- ing for Brough, Aud this is called war ! Wms paper 15 agaia “going up” on ace count of an incressed demand for shoddy, neccessiated by the last eal for 300,000 wore.— Fa, A clergyman in New Yok has sued his aur t for $7000 fos hitting him in the back with a stone because he couldn't pay his board. The State of Maryland produces th's year but 5.00 hogsheads of tobacco, which is 45,000 less than the vsual prods uct. ‘ Be iow we printers lie, 8s our davil said when he got up too la.e for breakfast. I= Laugh while you may—a merry heart never grows old. The men bear arms in war, the ladies bear theirs in peace. That man has no strength who doesn't respect woman's weakness. Cotton is 4 cents a pound in gold at Wi!- mington, and 62 in Bermuda, There are people no clotkes can fi: ; their very skins hang loose about ther. Expensive at this time—coftoe, Sull unsettled — Gold. I Cold ~The weather.