Democratic watchman. (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1855-1940, June 06, 1862, Image 1
~@he Democrat VOL. 7. lisgellangons, Buying a Wedding-Cake. “ Letters, sir, from de pos office 2” “Very well, Sambo, put em down and take yourself off!’ I had just finished my breakfast, and the tiny silver chochlatiere. with the bachelor service of transparent china, still stood on the damask-draped round table. It was a ‘bright little room, with its white and gold ‘paper, and high heaped grate, on the gray light of this chill December morning, when ‘the air thick with noiseless falling snow flakes ; and this contrast between the bitter atmosphere without and the tropical warmth of my own special nook gave me an addi- tional consciousness of satisfaction, as I leaned back in my chair and proceeded to examine my correspondence. Lee Worcester wants to know if I can come there to tea this evening. Of course I can. Lee's wife is a perfect little rose bud, and one, besides, who don’t believe in cash- iering all her husband’s bachelor friends. — And then I rather like that brown eyed s1s- ter-in-law of his. Yes, I’ll go, certainly. — Halloo—-here’s a letter from my brother in Glenfield ! I untoided the document eagers ly, scarcely able, at first, to credit the tid- ings it revealed. Well, here is a pretty state of things. — Going to be married, claims my congratula- tions, says that Mary (who the dickens 1s Mary ?) is in great tribulation about the wedding cake ; affair to come off on Wed nesday, and no cake to be had for love or money ! ~ Will I be the best fellow in the world, and send down one from D’Artier,s ? I glanced at the date of the letter, It had been delayed for several days on the road, and there was not a minute to be lost. 1 rose, mechanically, giving one more heedful gaze at the various “directions ubout icing, weight ang decorations, which accompanied Tom’s closely written epistle, before T sal lied forth boldly to the street on my novel crrand. It was just al out one o’clock, the snow had ce.sed falling, and the sun shone bril- hantly. D’Artier’s was full, of course ;— there were at least a dozen ladies that I knew sitting at the tiny marble tables. I tried tc assume an air of easy impudence, as if I bad only come in for a pound of choco late almonds, but it was no use; I could not disgaise the latent sheepishness of my aspect as I slowly sauntered up to the coun- ter. * How can I serve you, sir ?” demanded the trim damsel, who presided over the sac* charine treasurgs. I muttered something under my mous~ tache, feeling a hot blush suffuse my whole countenance. Why would not the inquisi tive—woman kind attend to their ice- creams ? . ** Cake, sir?” «¢ Certainly.” * For a party, sir ¢ and almond—"’ * No, no,” I bawled out ; «I want a wed- ding cake.” * Oh, I beg your pardon, sir,” tittered the atrocious shop woman. Was it reality, or did I only fancy that the titter was echo- ed among the bonnets and furs beyond 2— Hewever that might have been, the mere apprehension was sufficient to throw me into a cold perspiration. The next moment, however, the counter was heaped with various temples of glisten- ing white sugar, some grandly wreathed with make-believe roses, some surrounded with candy cupids, others with pure white masses of icing. 1 surveyed them in a state of hopeless bewilderment * Perhaps, sir, it would be better if the lady could come with you to select,” haz- arded my enemy behind the counter. 1 could endure this badgering no longer, but pounced upon a gigantic pyramid of su- gar-lillies, from which peeped up a tiny al abaster cupid. *¢T will take this one—what is the price of it 2’ * Fifteen dollars, sir !" I laid down the money, and never experi « enced so delicious a sensation of relief as at the moment when 1 thrust the cupid, packed in a round wooden bex, under my arm, and rushed out of the establishment. How glad- ly I delivered it to the express agent, who tossed it to one side as carelessly as if the transmission of wedding cakes were a mat- ter of every day occurrence. “How d’ye do, Golde, when is it to come off? : ~" When is what to come off 2” ‘querried 1, considerably puzzled at my friend Ather- ;ton’s address. « Your wedding, to be sure ? Ah, you .are a sly dog, to keep 228 21 in the dark so long !” ** You can’t have been mach more in the Mark than I am at this moment, Atherton. What in the world do you mean But Atherton only wagged his head know- ingly, and rushed off in pursuit of a stage, Saying something of which I only caught, the disconnected fragments of “my wife,” and “D’Artier’s.” + Hang that wedding cake !” was my ine ternal ejaculation. As T pursued my specalalive way, a tiny gloved hand was held out from a passing carriage. Pound cake, lemon Ah, Mrs. Everleight, excuse me for not seeing you before !”? “ We all know that love is blind,” said the lady smiling. “Now I know why you haye not been to see me in such an age.— My niece was at D’Artiers this morning, and saw how particular you were in the selec tion of a certain article !”? Before I could explain the picce of cir- cumstantial evidence, there was a movement in ‘lock’ of carriages which had caused the temporary detention of my fair friend, and her equipage rolled away with a wave of the pretty hand and the archest smile. I stood looking after her, with an odd sort of impression that I should awake up presently to find myself married to some- body whether or no ; indeed, I was not al~ together certain whether Mrs. Golde was not waiting for me at home. How brilliantly the firelight and gaslight illumined that cozy little room at Lee Wor- cester’s with pink tinted walls, and crim- soned carpet, sprinkled with small white buds. The piano was open, strewn with sheets of music, just as it had been left, its pearl keys glimmering softly in the subdued radiance of one jet of light that glowed thr'o a frosted shade above. The tea table was all set—T had often dreamed of a home of my own that should be something like Lee Worcester’s in its snug evening comfort, and somehow the tea table always formed part of the phantom. There was something 50 bright and cheerful in the snowy dam- ask, and the sparkling glass and glittering china. Old bachelor that I was, the golden blocks of cake and tiny white muffins, breaking into crisp flakes that melted in one’s mouth, and amber jellies, quivering like gigantic jewels through their crystal prison walls, producing a wonderfully agree- able effcet in my epicurean sight. And T could imagine no prettier vision to crown it all than Mary Worcester, in her crimson merino dress, edged around the throat with delicate lace, presiding at the.silver tea urn. Except, perhaps —but that is neither here nor there ! Twas a little disappointed on entering not to see Lee's sister-in-law, a trim little beau- ty, with brown rippling hair and velvety eyes somewhere between hazel and black, bat I did not like to ask any questions, and consequently remained in ignorance until Mary casually remarked : * Nettie is very low spirited this evening, perhaps she will come down stairs by and by." How I longed to ask what the matter was. Perhaps she had received ill news ; perhaps she was not well, IT would have given my two ears to know, but I didn’t dare to in~ quire, ** So your'e going to be married, ech, Tra cy, my boy,” said Lee, as we sat in front of the bright fire. ¢Well, you can’t do better. A bachelor, at best, is a mere fraction of so- ciety !” I started up,.annoyed beyond all endu- rance. “ For mercy’s sake, dear Lee, do tell me where you picked up that ridiculous re- port !” ¢ Ridiculous report | that's pretty cool, upon my honor,” exclaimed Lee. “ Now, Mr. Golde,’ said Mary, laughing. *‘don’t deny the sott impeachment. I am sure you would enjoy a quiet home of your own better than that noisy hotel. There is no charm against a sad heart like domestic bliss 1” There was a radiant softness in her own tender eyes as she spoke, that penetrated me with the sudden conviction that I had been exceedingly foolish to remain single all these years. ¢ Do confess,” she added gaily. “But I have nothing on earth to con- fess |” 3 ¢ Nonsense,” said Mary, holding up a pretty, warning finger. “What were you buying at D’Artier’s this very morning ¥’ T turned scarlet ; here was that everlast ing wedding cake again. Fortunately my inquisition was termina t- ed for a moment by the entrance of Lee's sister-in-law, looking lovelier than 1 had ever seen her before, a little pale, perhaps, and her silky eye lashes heavy with what I could almost have fancied recent tears, were it not that she seemed in extravagant gay spirits. The soft flushes of color came and went across her cheeks, and her earol lips were dimpled with the brightest smiles, yet all the time IT could not divest myself of the odd impression that she was really to melt |. into an April shower of tears at any mo- ment. She lightly tendered me her congratulas tions upon the approaching “happy event,” holding out a small snowy hand loaded with sparkling rings as she did so. * You speak in riddles, Miss Nettie: “Don’t pretend that you have not the key to them,” she said, a little tremulously. “T cannot comprehend what you mean,” answered I sturdily. : She said no more, but sat quietly down, shading her eyes with her hand, as though the fire dazzled them. Mrs, Worcester, however, still pursued the obnoxious topic. “Then how do you explain the wedding cake at D’Artier’s ¢’ ‘Is that the only testimony on which I am tried and convicted.of a willful intention of matrimony 2’ * That is all ; defence.” ¢ Well, that unlucky mass of white sugar we are ready to hear your and dyspepsia was for my brother’s wedding y | dM atc BELLEFONTE, THURSDAY MORNING, JUNE 6, 1862. ceremonies, a hundred miles away, I ase sure you it had not the least connection with my matrimonial fortunes,’ Nettie looked up with a rare brilliancy under her long lashes, and an almost invol. untary smle wreathed her lips. I. took heart of hope and went bravely on, cheered by a sudden inspiration. ‘ But I will purchase a bride cake twice as large, for my own wedding, if Nettie will consent to be the bride !" There—I had done it, and in less than five minutes was an acceptedMover, looking boldly in the wondrous liquid depths of those brown, beautiful eyes, A new sensa- tion—but agreeable, very. * And now, Tracy,” said Mary mischieys tously, “I'll tell you a secret ¢ the reason Nettie cried half the afternoon, and became so low spirited this evening, was that—? ‘Mary I” remonstrated Nettie, with cheeks ablaze. ¢* That she heard you were buying a wed- ding cake I, pursued Mary, putting away the white fingers with which Nettie vainly strove to fetter her tell tale lips. «I'll order another one to morrow,’’ said I meditatively. *<Ah, T shouldn’t have re- pined so much at Tom’s commission had 1 known what a sweet little wife it would bring me I” * Don’t, Tracy,” said Nettie, hiding her face on my shoulder. And then Tom wrote, to know why cn earth T didn’t come to his hymenial ceremo- nies. Twrote back that I was obliged to stay to attend a wedding of my own ! And such a wedding cake as graced the centre of our banqueting board ! It’s no use trying to describe its frosted splendors, bat if any of my readers seriously contem- plate getting married, Ull send them the re- ceipt. THE KING AND THE SOLDIER. Frederick of Prussia had a great mania: for enlisting gigantic soldiers into the Roy- al Guards, and paid an enormous bounty to his recruiting officers for getting them.— One day the recraiting sergeant chanced to espy a hibernian who was at least seven feet high, he accosted him in English and proposed that he should enlist. The idea of military life and a large bounty so delight ed Patrick that he immediately consen- ted. “But,” said the scrgeant, ‘unless you can speak German, the king will not give you so much.” “Oh, be jabers,”” said the lrishman *shure it’s T'®hat don’t speak a word of Ger- man.” . ‘But,’ said the sergeant three words will be sufficient, and these you can learn in a short time. The king knows every man fn the Guards. As soonas he sees you, he he will ride up and ask you how old you are you will say twenty seven, next how long have you been in the service, you must re- ply three weeks, finally if you are provided with clothes and rations, you must answer both. Pat soon learned to pronounce his an- swers, but never dreamed of learning ques tions. In three weeks he appeared before in review. His Majesty rode up to him. Paddy step- ped forward with ‘present arms.’ “How old are you 2” said the king. “Three weeks, said the Irishman. “How long have you been in the service?’ asked his Majesty. “Twenty seven years.” “Am you or.I a fool?” roared the king, ‘Both,’ replied Patrick, who was instant ly taken to the guard room, but pardoned by the king after he understood the facts of the case. : ————e eer Am 10 168 UNION AND CoMFORT 10 Ri- BELLION.--A letter from Washington to the editor of the Chicago Times, states upon the authority of an intelligent deserter from the rebel army, that the Wythesville (Vir~ ginia) Gazelle has been suppressed for pub. lishing the address of the Democratic mem- bers of Congress, and the further publica- tion of the address in the seceded States de- clared treasonable to the interests of the Confederate Government as tending to the restoration of the old Union and the demor- alization of the rebel army. It is consider- ed by prominent traitors and members of the rebel Governinent at Richmond as the most dangerous attack that has been made upon the permanercy of their new confederation. No doubt the Southern leaders regard the address in question with the same holy hor ror as the Abolitionists, because it is a pow- erful and unanswerable plea in favor of the Constitution as it is and the Union as it was. Both extremes are opposed to the Constitution and the Union, and equally venomous against the party that insists up- on their preservation. While the Tribune and the Rebel leaders agree in denonncing the Democratic address as a treasonable document, it is not surpris- ing-that the journals in the interesf of the rebel oligarchy are republishing all the speeches of Lovejoy, Sumner, Wilson and other Abolition disunionists. Théy daily furnish aid and comfort to the enemy. ate Muggins was passing up street one day with a friend, when he observed a poor dog that had been killed lying in the gutter.— Muggins paused, gazed intently at the de- funct animal, and at last said: ¢ Here is another shipwreck ? “¢ Shipwreck ! where 71 *¢There’s a bark that’s lost forever.” His JACK RINK AND THE YANKEE, Few communities are more strongly im- bued witha passion for horse racing than the good people of Natchez. In New York folks talk 'soger’ and ‘engine,’ in Paris they talk horse. They believe in quadrn- peds, and nothing else. To own the fasts est horse in Natches, is to enjoy the fee simple of an honor 1n comparison with which a member of Congress sinks into nothingness. During one October the ‘fall meeting’ took place, and led to more than the usual amount of excitement and brandy cocktails. The last race of the last day was a sort of a free fight open to every horse that had never won a race ; purse $500, entrance fee $25. ; Among those who proposed to go in, was a Yankee pedlar, with a sorre! colt, of rath. er promising proportions. Lie thus address- ed one of the judges ; «I say captain, I should like to go in for- that puss 2’ “With what ?” “That sorrel colt.” “Ts he speedy ?”’ “I calculate he ig, or I would not wish to tisk a load of tin ware on the result.” ‘Do you know the terms 2’ “Like a book ; puss $500, and entrance fee $25—and there’s the dimes.” Here Yankee drew out a last century wallet, and socked up two X’s and a V.— Among those who witnessed the operation, was Jack Rink, of the Bellevue, House.— Jack saw his customer, and immediately measured him for an entertainment. After the usual fuss and palaver, the horses were brought out, saddled and prepared for a single heat of two miles. There were cight competitors beside the Yankee, The latter was a smart sorrel colt, with a very fine eye, and a lift of the leg that indicated speed and bottom, Dring up the horses,” said the judge. The horses were brought up. The Yan- kee gathered up the reins and adjusted the stirrups. While doing this Mr. Rink went to the rear of the sorrel colt and adjusted a chesnut burr under his tail. The next mo- ment the order to go was given, and away went the nine horses, of all possible ages and condition. The Yankee was ahead and kept there. “Pin ware’ was cvidently pleased the way things were working, and smiled a smile tha seemed to say: “That puss will be mine in less time than it would take a greased nigger to slide down a soaped liberty pole. Poor fellow he had’nt reckoned on the chesnut burr. Theirritant that Jack had administered not only mereased the animals velocity, but his ugliness to do anything else. As the Yankee approached the judges stand he undertook to pull up but it was no go: He might as well have undertook to stop a thunderbolt with a yard of fog The Yankee reached the stand—the Yan kee passed the stand—the Yankee went down the road. When last seen the Yan- kee was passing thréugh the adjoining coun try at a speed that made the people look at him as at that comet that was to- make its appearence in the fall of '54. Where the sorrel gin out it is impossible to say. All we know is that the Yankee has not been heard of from that-day to this, while his wagon load of tin ware still makes one of the leading attractions in the museum of Natchez. A SOLDIER'S BURIAL.—A letter from the ficld of Shiloh says: On Wednesday even ing we observed a few men working on the face of the hill, not far from the boats. — We turned aside to see and found them en- gaged in digging a grave for a dead rebel soldier, who hiad Iain there for some time wrapped in his blanket. The work was done with little ceremony, but with decent propriety. No ribald word was uttered by anybody, Before he was laid in his lonely resting place we uncovered his face. It was ghastly, but neither swollen nor discolored. He had been rather a good looking youth, of about - twenty, That solitary one, like Stern’s solitary prisoner, made a sadder im- pression than whole hecatombs of slain foes. Perchance he had been forced into the un boly service. It may be that a mother .and sisters were at that moment weeping for him. Perhaps no human cyc of either friend or foe rested upon his mortal agon ies and no hand proffered to his burning lips a cup of cold water. Ic was an enemy, but he is not so now, and if a tear dropped bes side his rude grave, it was not without cause and I walked away with a deepened impres- sion of the horrible wickedness of this re- bellion. BE — ¢ 0, pray let me have my own way this time,” said a young officer in one of our Irish volunteer regiments about going South, as he attempted to force a4 kiss from his dear Biddy. ¢ Well” Willie, I suppose I must this once, but you know that after your return and we we are married, I shall have a Will of my own." . Ell geal AsovitioN Works.—One of the recently emancipated slaves was found dying on a manure pile in Washington, on Friday, and was taken to the alms house by the police. etl lesen cn. IC= “Well John,” said a doctor to a boy "whose mother he had been attending during her illness how is your mother 2 companion growled and passed on. ‘She’s dead I thank you; sir.” AN. 3 THE AMINATED FRYING P In Ireland a warming pan is called a friar, Not many years ago, an unscphisticated girl took service in a hotel in the town of Poor thing —she had never heard of a warming pan in her life, though she regularly confessed toa friar once a year, It happened on a cold and drizzly night that a priest took lodging at the Inn. He had traveled far, and being weary, ritired at an early hour. Soon after the mistress of the house called tHe servant girl. “Betty put the friar into no. 6.” Up went Betty to the poor priest. “Your reverence must go up to No, 6. my misstress says.?’ “How what?” asked he alarmed at be- ing disturbed. «Your reverence must go to No. 6.” There was no help for it, and the Priest arose, donned a dressing gown and went into No. 6, Iu about fifteen minutes the mistress cal led to Betty. ‘Pat the friar into No, 4.’ Betty said somcthihg about disturbing his reverence, which her mistress did not understand. So she told the girl ina sharp voice to do as she was directed, and she would always do right. Up went Betty, and the unhappy priest, despite his angry protestrations, was obliged to turn out of No. 6. and go into No. 4. Bata little time clapsed cre the girl was told to put the friar into No. 8, and the poor priest, thinking every body was mad in the house and stur- dily resolving to quit it the next morning crept into te damp sheets of No. 8. But he was to ciijoy no peace there. Betty was again ordered to put the for into No 3. and with tears i her eyes she obeyed. In about an hour the lady concluded to go to bed herself, and the [riar was ordered into her room. Wondering what it all meant, Betty roused the priest, and told him he must go into No. 11. The monk crossed himself, counted his beads‘and went mto No. 11. 1t so happened that the husband of the landlady was troubled with the green cyed monster. Going up to bed, therefore be- fore his wife, his suspicions were confirmed by sccing between his own sheets a man sound asleep. To rouse the sleeper, and kick him into the street, was the work of a moment, nor was the m’stake explained till next day when the priest informed the inn- keeper what outrages had been committed upon him, and he learned to his amazement that he had been serving the whole night as a warming pan. ee eet 8B eerie ens The White House Gunboats. Orpheus C. Kerr, of the Mackerel Brigade writing from Washington narrates the fol- lowing incident : Some months ago, my boy, the General gave an order to an eastern contractor for a couple of peculiarly made gun boats for this service : but happenmg to pass the White House shortly after saw what he took to be the models of two just suck gun-boats pro truding out of onc of the windows. Think ing that the President had concluded to at- tend to the matter himself, he immediately telegraphed to the contractor not to go on with the job. Quite recently, the ‘ontractor came here again, and says he to the General : Pd like to sce the models of those White House gun boats.” The General conducted him towards the White [touse, my boy, and the two steod admiring the models which protruded from the window as usual, Pretty soon a Western Congressman came along, and says the contractor to him : — ¢ Can you tell me, sir, whether tho:c mod~ cls of gun-boats up there are on exhibition 27 “Gun-boats I” says the Western chap, looking up, «“ do you take those things for gun boats * Of course,” says the contractor. Why, you durned fool !” says the Con- gressman, ‘* The President always sits with his feet out of the window when he’s at home and those are the ends of his boots.” Without another word, my boy, the gen- eral ard the contractor turned gloomily from the spot, convinced that they had witnessed the most terrific feet of the sampaign, The solar sytem has a large family but only one sun. ———— rere 17 A good joke occurred about a Con gresman the other day. A Michigan Col- oncl was in command of the guard. Citi- zens were prohibited admittance. Several came up and asked the corporal to pass them, saying that they were Congressmen. The corporal stated the case to the Colonel. tI hay are Congressmen, are Lb y 2” ask- ed the Colonel, fiercely. «So they say, sir.” * Well, let them pass and go where they please,” said the Colonel, with a fiendish smile ; + let them tramp on torpedoes, go into the magazines, and where there is any prospect of their being blown to the devil, for that is the quickest way to end the war.” ITA quaker lady lately popped the ques: tion to a fair Quakeress thus:—- ‘Hum—yea, verily Penelope, the Spirit urgeth and moveth me wonderfully to be- secch thee to cleave unto me flesh of my flesh and bone of my bone.” “Hum, traly Obadiah that thou hast wisely said; and inasmuch as it isnot good for man to be alone, I will sojourn with thee.” FI A Little Boy in Winsted Corners was se verely scalded the other day by spilling a | tea-pot full of tea down his breast. The Jo- cal papers speak of the lesson it conveys to parents, when tea is from one to two dollars per pound. HOW UNCLE JAMES GOT ALONG WITH HIS NEIGHBORS. Not many years since, a person from the and of steady habits, strayed into the re- gion of Prince’s bay and purchased a fine residence near the water; he was c haracs teristically austere, penurious and unneigh- borly ; hus lands were sc sitnated that the oystermen had to pass across them to reach their boats, for which he exacted toll from | each man ; he had control over the water of the creck, where it was necessary they should plant them to fat or freshen; for this privilege each man was made to pay so much per bushel or forgoe the privilege — This exacting spirit of the mun soon cxei- ted the hatred of the oysterm en—they turn cd the tables on him, and annoyed him in every way their ingenuity could invent. Oa returning at night from town he would of- ten find the draw of the bridge swu or something the matter with the gate so that he could not get in. In a word Mr. Tite Barnacle was finally obliged ‘o sell out and leave to get rid of his own pettishs ness and illiberality he had incited to retal 1ation. This place was purchased by a kindly old gentlemen whow we shall call. as every bedy else did, Uuncle James : he had been long familiar with a seafaring life; and he knew the character of the men with whom he had to deal. le was mot long settled in the place before a delegation of oystermen waited upon him ; he received them as one neighbor should another, in a friendly man« ner. They had called to say that they wisk- ed to lay their oysters in lus ereek, and wished to know how much he would charge them for the privilege. “I wish to be neighborly, and te have good neighbors around me,” said Uncle James, «“ and I shall not disagree with yon ; plant you oysters there, and welcome, and give me what you think it worth.” “ But,” says they, ** we would like to pass across your land, from your house to the shore, it is nearer, what shail we pay you?” ¢ Put the bars up as you go along, and when you sec the cattle in, drive em out,” said Uncle James, ¢ that is all I ask.” They took a dnrk of apple-jack and par ted. From time to time a bushel of the finest oysters would be set down at Uncle James’ door, and he would hardly know who committed the depredation. The - year pass.d away, and there was no complaint to muke on either side. They met for a settle ment at Uncle James’ house, the apple jack was brought out, and all took a smile ; af- ter which the question was again put by the oysterman, - ** flow much shall we pay you, Uncie James for the use of the creck 2” “If it has been of any benefit to you,” replied the old man, ¢ you can give me what you can afford.” One put down ten do'lars, another twen nearly five ; aside, ty, some more some less, until hundred dollars were voluntarily paid, which was more than double the sum which Tite Barnacle extorted by menace and meanness from the same men. —e er Nor A Svceess.—A would be wag in Mil waukie tied a string across the pavement of a street. intending to trip some unwary passer by ; but, a while afterwards, having occasion to go that way himself, forgot all about his joke, and picked up a broken nose from the pavement. Shakspeare no doubt had this fellow propheti ally in view, whe? he spoke of ¢ the engineer hoised by his own petard,” and even Scripture alluded to him mn the advice; © Let him who diggeth a pit, beware lest himself fall therein,” - totes [Z7 A coutraband from Witliamslurg, who cane to Fortress Monroe with one of our chaplains, says that befoae our troops reached Williamsburg, the slaves in the vi- cinity were told to beware of the ‘horrible Yankees, who had very small heads, with front teeth like horses, and were known to cat human flesh.” Upon being asked if the slaves believed this, he replied “Dun no recken not, massa. Dem Yankees has not got no horns, but fights like de debble I”? wedi Dearn or Bric, GENERAL Key. —We re gret to announce the death of Brig. Gen. Wm. IL Kiem, which occurred in [arris- man. ES EE EE TAR IZ Years ago Lewis Holt kept a railroad refreshment stand at the station at Attica, on the road running west. Ile hid a way which men of his persuasion have not altos gether abandoned, of taking the money of passengers sweeping it into his drawer, and fumbling after the change till the cars were off, when the passengers would have to ran and leave their change. Charlie Dean step. ped out of the cars there one day took a | ginger pop, price six cents, laid down g quarter, which Ilolt dropped into his til}, and went hunting to get out the change.— Away went the cars, anl Charlie jumped on without his ch:ngze ; but he had time tn read the name of Lewis Holt over the door. and making a note of it, rode on. Postage was high m those days and was not required in advance. From Buffalo he wrote a letter to Lolt—¢ Sell foam at twen- ty five cents a glass will you 27 Hott paid 10 cents on this letter, and 10 more on une from Detroit, and 25 on another from St. Louis, and for tw> yeurs he kept getting letters from his unknown customer, and would have got more to this day, but for the law requiring postage to be paid in ad- vance, lehad to pay two or three dollars in postage before the letters ceasad to come, and as they were always directed ina new hand writing, he hoped each one was of more importance than the one before. 1f he of Attica reads this in the drawer, he will find for the first time why he was so punished and by whom, — Harpers Month+ ly. ———— SM . CouNT For YousseLr.- It was stated a few days ago by a prominent Republican and member of the investigating committee, that during the first year of Mr. Lincoln’ administra.don, the government had been plundered of a sum of money, equal to the whole yearly expenditure of Mr, Buchan: an’s adwnnistrat'on, which was about $62 « 300,000 taking it at this amount, which is probally smill enough, every man, can cal: culate how much has been stolen out of hi own pocket. Takirg the number of inhabi « tants, both North and South, in the United States at 31. 000,000, 1t would be just two dollars ahead for every man, woman and child, north and south, or in a family of six the enormous taxes; actually robbed from the treasury. Did any one ever hear of such a way of ¢ introduing hone: ty andre- form in to the administration of our governs ment ? sw BRE A Bere Baxep 10 4 Loar oF Brein.— There is a Bible, in Lucas county, Ohics which was once baked in a loaf of bréad. It now belongs to Mr. Schebolt, a member of the United Brethren Church, who resides near Maumee City. Mr. Schebolt is a pa- tive of Bohemia, and the baked Bible was originally the property of his grand father, who was a faithful Protestant Christian. — During one of the persecutions in Bohemia, an cdict was passed that every Bible in the hands of the peasants should be delivered up to the authorities and destroyed. Vari ous expedients were resorted to by the Protestants to preserve their books. Mrs. Schebolt, grandmother of the jresent owners placed hers in the centre of a batch of dough which was réady for the oven, and baked it, The house was carefully searchtd, but no Bible was found ; and when the searchers had departed, and danger was passed, the Bible was taken uninjured from the leaf. — It was printed one hundred and fifty years ago, el & AED A ae. Savep ny ms Tesramext.—Mr. David Salmon. of Bald Eagle, this county, who 1s a private in the 93d Reg. Pa. Vol, had narrow escape at the battle of Williamsburg. He was standing close by Captain Shearer and William Callahan, when these men fell, and about the same time was struck on the side with a picee of shell ov nearly spent canisfer shot. missile struck him on the blouse pockets in that pocket was a copy of the New Testa- | meat, a small memorandum baok, and a. 3 small paper of sugar. Mr. Salmon fell and was carried to the hospital in an almost lifcless condition, but recovered in a few hours. A blue spot, of the size of a man’s The contents of his pocket without doubt burg on the 18th inst., of the typhoid fever. Gen. Kiem was identified with the military affairs of the State for the last twenty years and at the commencement of the rebellion held the commission of Major General of the Fifth Division Pennsylvania Militia, as well as the office of Surveyor General of the State. 077We heard a little boy parodying a childish rhyme that all will remember of their youth : . God wade man, And man made money, God made bees, And bees made honey, God made the Union Nice and slick, In came old Lincoln, And spoiled it quick ! eee ¢* Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools,” said Napoleon. It is not intellect that make a man great, so much as earnest purpose. The men in al] times who have deeply impressed their char- acter upon their age have not been so much men of high intellectual power as men of in- domnitable will and unceasing industry. r ————— IZ The rebels talk loudly of beating the saved his life.— Lock Haven Press. CriLpreNy PLaYiNG with Snakes. — Lait Monday three small children belonging to, David Auble, tenant of Mr. John F. Erwin, in Hellam township, near Heistand’s mill, were out playing in a meadow, near Kreutz Creck. On returning home the cHildben stated that they had caught snakes and were 3 playing with them. Messrs. Erwin and Auble hastened Lo the spot, and discovered and Killed sever copper~heads, five of then: measuring in length from two to three feet cach—the other two six or seven feet cach. None of the children had been harmed. — York Pennsylvanian. Lg al JI is said thata manin a ¢ tight place’ once, upon having his note shaved by a broker, begged to be allowed to take the usury instead of the principal. ¥ the tax bill passes as it is, the publishers had bet- er let the Government have the newspapers, if1t will permit them to receive the tax- es. hd cose i 177 The Pittsburg Dispatch traly says ‘The most disloyal papers are invariably Union armies, but latterly it seems the only thing the can beat is a retreat those which most vaunt thew loyalty.” it would be twelve dollars over and above | Fortunately for him thy. hand, marks the place where he was struck.