VOL. 7. BELLEFONTE, THURSDAY MORNIN G, MARCH 6, 1862. A ~@he Democratic Watchman, NO. 9. * Misgellaneous. The Tale He Told the Marines. Now mind, I will not guarantee the truth of this. I canonly tell it you as he told it us. 1% sounds improbable, certainly, but no one can say it 18 impossible, What is there to prevent a lady, if she is 80 inclined, from =. But that would spoil the sto. ry. And there is no law of nature, I sup pose, to restrain a man who is so deyoid of gentlemenly feeling as he is. that would tell you what 18 coming. It is no good saying he was intoxicated, because 1 defy you to get drunk on sherry and soda water ; and to lay it to the heat of the sea- son 18 absurd, for it was a remarbably cool evening for August. No! Jenkynsis aman who has had some strange experience, and this is not the least strange among them.— Still, mind, I will not guarantee the truth of this ; though, by the way, you don’t of ten find a man tell the same tale twice in exactly the same way it 1t is not true, and I have heard him tell this twice. The first time was at dinner at Lord ——"s. Well! it does not matter where. Itis sometimes advisable not to mention proper names. I don't think mentioning this would do any harm, though--at a dinner at Lord’s cricket ground, and the second time was on the oc- cagion of which I am speaking, when I found him drinking sherry and soda water, and smoking cheroots with three officers of Marines, one of whom, with five gloves (la- dies’ six-and-ahalf) and a withered rose be- fore hiw, was telling how, ‘after leading me on in this way, after gaming my young affections in this treacherous manner, by Jove ! sir, she throws me over and marries Blabber.” *¢ Its like the sex,” said the second Ma- rine. ; «« Its woman that sejucies all maokind,” said the third Marine. * It reminds me of what once happened to myself,” said Jenkyns ; ‘‘you.edon’t know the story,” he continued, turning to me. — ‘+So just order yourself some sherry and so- da water ; sh! and while you are about it order some for me too. and you can pay for them both when they come ; then T shan’y be put out. Paying for anything always puts me out. Thank you! I'll try one of your cigars. Well, gentlemen,” turning to | the Marines, *‘some time ago I was staying with Sir George P +P House. P shire. Great number of people there—all kirds of amusements going on.-— Driving, riding, fishing, shooting, everything in fact. Sir George's daughter Fanny. was oftep my companion in these expeditions, and 1 was considerably struck with her.— For she wasa girl to whom the epithet ‘stunning’ applies better than any other that I am acquainted with. She could ride dike Nimrod. she could drive like Jehu, she +t We are getting rather high ; if you do not decide soon we shall have Mercury com- ing to tell us we are trespassing. Will you promise me your hand ?’’ ¢ She sat in sulky silence in the bottom of the car. Ithrew over the sand. Then she tried another plan. Throwing herselt on her kneesand bursting into tears, she said : ¢ ¢ Oh. forgive me for what I did the oth the other day ! Am very Sorry. be a sister to you.’ «Not a wife 2” said I. ‘“‘Tcan’t! Ican’t.” she answered. ‘Over went the fourth bag, and I began to think she would beat me. afterall ; for I did not like the idea of ¢oing much higher. I would not give in just yet, however. I| whistled for a few moments to give her time for reflection, and then said : *“ + Fanny, they say that marriages are made in heaven—if you do not take care, ours will be solemnized there.” “I took up the fifth bag. *t+ Come,” 1 said, “my wife in life or iy ing to appear quite calm and indifferent, but companion in death! Which is it to be?” trembling uncommonly. and I patted the sand bag in a cheerful man- poprootish 7 said, Oh dear, no! but{per, She held her face in, her, hapds, bat, whether I go along the ground or up in the | did not answer, I nursed the bag in my air. I like to go the pace, and so do you | arms as if it had been a baby. Fanny, [ know. Go it. you cripples I” and | ¢¢ « Come, Fanny, give me your promise.” over went another sand bag. “1 could hear her sobs. I'm the most ** ¢ Why, you're mad, surely,’ she whis . | soft-hearted creature breathing, and would pered, in utter terror. and tried to reach the | not pain any living thing ; and. TI coifess. bags ; but I kept her back. she had beaten me. 1 was on the point of ** ¢ Only with love, wy dear,’ I answered flinging the bag back into the car, and say- smiling pleasantly ; ‘only with love for you ing: * Dearest Fanuy. forgive me for 0, Fanny, I adore you! Say you will b frightening you. Murry whomsoever yo! my wife.’ will. Give your lovely hand to the lowest *¢ « T gave you an answer the other day,’ groom in vour stables ; endow with your she replied, ‘one which you I should have priceless beauty the chief of the Pankiwan thought you would have remembered.’ she ki Indians. Whatcver happens Jenkins is added, laughing a litcle, notwithstanding her your slave—your dog— your footsioal, His ‘be terror. duty, Benceforth, is to go withersoever vou ** * 1 remember 1t perfect'y well,” I an | shall order—to do whatever you shall com- swered. mand.” I was just on the point of saying *¢ Lintend to have a different reply to that. You see those five rand bags! I shall ask you five times to be my wife. Ev- ery time you refuse [ shall throw over a sand bag—so lady fair, as the cabman would | promise to give you my hand.” say. r ider your d , and t] With all your heart 2’ T asked quick~ to become my wife.’ ly. ‘+ I won't "she said : “1 never will, and| * ¢ With all my heart.” she answered, let me tell you that you are acting in a very ungentlemanly way, to press me thus.’ *“ « You acted in a very lady like way the other day, did you net,” I rejoined, ‘when vou knocked me out of the boat? She laughed again. for she was a plucky girl, and no mistake—a very plucky girl ; ‘How- ever.” I went on, its no good arguing about it—will you promise to give me your hand ?’ ¢ ¢ Never I” she answered ; “I'll go to Ursa Major first though I’ve got a big enough bear here, in all conscience. Stay ! you'd prefer Aquarius first, wouldn’t you ?’ ¢* She looked so pretty that I wae almost inclined to let her off (I was only trying to frighten her, of course- -I knew how high we could go safely, well enough, ard how this, 1 repeat, when Fanny suddenly looked up and said, with a queerish expression up- on her face ; **¢ You need not throw that last bag over. «1 tossed the bag into the bottom of the car and opened the valve. The balloon de his seat in the most solemn manner, and stretching out his hand as if he were going to take an oath: ** Gentlemen will you be- leveit? When we had reached the ground and the balloon had been given over to its recovered master—when I had helped Fanny tenderly to the earth, and turned to her to receive anew the promise of her affections and her hand —will yon believe it ?—she gave me a box on the car tha upset me who at that moment cam country ;) but resolution is one of the strong called my disgraceful conduct in ihe balloon, points of my character, and when 1've be and ended by informing me that ail of her gun a thing I like to caryy it through; so hand that I was likely to get had been al I threw over another sand bag, and com ready bestowed upon my ear, which she as- menced whistling the Dead March in Saul, sured me had been given with all her *¢ ¢ Come, Mr. Jenkyns,’ dealy, ‘come, Tom, let us descend now, and | rn promise to say nothing whatever about’ ing toward me with a horse whip in his hand. all this,’ ‘you villian! I’ve a good mind to break ¢ I continued the executionof the Ulead | this over your back !” March. Bir George,” said I, ‘villian and ‘¢ ‘Bat if you do not begin the descent at ' Jenkyns must never be coupled in the same once I'll tell papa the moment [ set foot on gentenge ; and as for the breaking of this the ground.’ | whip, I'll relieve you of the trouble; and : $F laughed, seized another bag, and look- | snatching it from his hand I broke 1t in two ing at her, said : | and threw the pieces 01 the ground. ** * Will you promise to give me your « And now I shall have the honor of wish band.’ . ing you a good morning. Miss P, 1 {« «I’ve answered you already,” was the forgive you.” And | retired. reply, «Now I ask you whether any specimen “Over went the sand, snd the solemn | of female treachery equal to that hss ever It was very wrong and 1 Take me home and I will sure you thatshe looks with confidence to with the same strange look. - 1 scended. ‘+ Gentlemen,” said Jenkyns, rising from | | seas ot China. against the car, and running to her father, up, she related to | valuable the life of Jenkyns was to his’ him and the assembled company what s'e! she said, sud: | heart.” | ¢ « You villian !” said Sir George advanc- | notes of the Dead March resounded through ome within your experience, . and whether any excuse can be made for such conduct ?’ ‘As 1 said before, it’s like the sex,” said the second marine. «Yes, all mankind is sejuiced by wo. man, said the third marine. “+ It’s just my case over again,’ said the {first marine. ‘After drawing me on iu | that way— fter gaining my affections in | that traitorous manner, hy Jove! sir, she | goes and marries Blubber !’ Well, it does sound improbable, certainly ~—very improbable. But I said before I be gan that [ wcule not guarontee the truth of it. Indeed if you ask my candid opinion. I don’t think it is trua, but yet the marines believed at ————_—,—_——,———-p1o Opening of the British Parliament. THE ROYAL SPEECH. LoxpoxN, February 6. Parliament opened to-day. The speech ficm the throne is as follows : My Lordsand Gentlemen :—We are com- manded by Her Majesty to assure you that Her Majesty is persuaded that you will deep- ly participate in the affliction by which Her Majesty has been overwhelmed by the calam- itous, untimely and irreparable loss of her beloved consort who has been her comfort and support. ; It has been soothing to Her Majesty, while suffering most acutely under this awful dis~ pensation of Providence. to receive from all classes of her subjects the most co dial as. surances of their sympathy with her sorrow. We are commanded by Her Majesty to as- your assistance and advice. Her Majesty’s relations with all the Eu ropean Powers continue to be friendly and satisfactory, and Her Majesty trusts there is no reason to apprehend any disturbance of the peace of Burope. A question of great importance, which might have led to very serious consequences arose: between Her Majesty and the Govern ment of the United States of North America, being the seizure and forcible removal of four passengers from on board a British packet by the commander of a sloop of war of the Uniied States. That question has been satisfactorily settled by the restora: tion of the passengers to British protection, and by the disavowal by the United States Government of the act of violence committed by their naval officer. The friendly relations letween Her Maj- esty and the President of the United States are, therefore, unimpaired. Her Majesty | willingly appreciates the lovalty and patri * otism which have been manifested, on this oceagion, by Her Majesty’s North American suhj-ets. 4 : The wrongs committed by varions parties "and by successive governments in Mexico, upon foreign residents within the Mexican territory. and for which no satisfactory re- dress could be obtai ed, have led to the con- clusion of a conven'ion between Her Majes ty the Emperor of the Frerch and the Queen ‘of Spain, for the purpose of regulating the combined operations on the coast of Mexico, with a view to obtain that redress which has hitherto been withheld. That couvention and the papers on the subject will be laid before you. J The improvement which has taken place in the relations between Her Majesty's Gov- ernment.and the Emperor of China and the good faith with which the Chinese Govern- ment have continued to fulfill the arrange- men's of the treaty of Tien Sien, have ena. | bled Uer Majesty to withdraw her troops | from the port of Canton, and to reduce the amount of her forces on the coast and in the 1 Her Majesty always anxious to exert her influence fer the preservation of peace, has concluded a convention with the Sultan of Morocco, by means of which the Sultan has been enabled to raise the amount necessary for the fulfillment of ceitain treaty arrange- ments which he had contracted towards Spain, and thus to avoid the result of a re- newal of hostilities with that Power. That convention and the papers connected with it. will be laid before you, Her Majesty regrets that in some parts of | the United Kingdow and in certain branches of ndnstry. temporary causes have produ: {ced considerable pressure and privation, | but we have reason to believe the general | condition of the country is sound and satis- | factory. . Her Majesty confidently commends the general interests of the nation to your wis- domand care. She fervertly prays that the blessings of Almighty God may attend ! your deliberations, and may guide them to | the promotion of the welfare and hippiness i of her people. i 07~ A distinguished divine, on a certain occasion, while preaching with his usual elo quence and power, said, * Brethern, I sowme- times illustiate my subject in this manner ;” and putting his hankerchief to his nose, blew a blast loud enough to wake the seven sleep- ers. That was not the intended illustration but some of his hearers thought it was. Select Poetry, Written for the Watchman. | Lines to Miss —— BY THE MAN IN GREY. When the heart within is burning, With thoughts it cannot tame , When the spirit feels a yearning For that it may not name, When the anguished soul by night, Pours forth the briny tear, And slumbers sweet hive taken flight, And left a wakeful fear.— Ah, then 1t is, we realize What this life is we so much prize ' I leftmy home—TI fled from love, And vowed to love no more ; I said I'll o’er the sweet South rove, I'll rest mo in the shady grove, And every sweet of this life prove, Without its sorrows sore, But, faithless vow! and perjured me! (If gin, it is forgiven— An angel could not censured be, For loving one so fair as thee), And I, in all love's misery, Am headlong, blindly driven. I3 thero no hope? I ask and shrink, And all my senses rove ; My soul recoils as on the brink Of some abyss, whene’er I think I muy the cruel waters drink, Of unrequited love. No glittering wealth of gold, I bring Upon thy shrine to lay ; I make no flattery’s offering— I ’round me no deception fling— Affection i3 a holy thing; Oh! cast it not away ALR Por Her THROUGH. —A gentleman had oc- casion to send his daughter up to the garret for some articles which he wanted. The child returned crying : and upon being as ked what the trouble was, replied ; ** That the snow had sifted in upon the garret stairs and she had slipped down and hurt herself. « Well, did you get what I told ” inquired her father. She replied that she had not.-- *¢ Well then,” he exclaimed, starting up, “I'ligo; I guess I ain't afraid of a little snow.” After he had gone, the child observed that ¢ She hoped papa would fal! just a little, to pay him for laughing at her. Soon afterwards, a distant bumping and rolling was heard. accompanied by the sound of suppressed wrath. The family listened with intense interest, but the objact of taeir solicitude was whistling quite as so berly as though nothing had happened. He crossed the two rooms above, and as he approached the head of the srairs thun dered out—*‘Open the chamber door! Next you know, you'll have me tumbled down here, and break ny neck. I'ts so dark now’’—but the sentence was never finished. Trip went his heels, and rolling, thumping, rattling and swearing, he sprawled his six feet ou the kitchen floor, where he was greeted with bursts of merriment. At’ lasg he shouted : ¢« Open the cellar door, Ann, I may as well put her through clean to the bottom,” ew A ¢ Zrarous” CoLoNEL v8. A *¢ ZEALOUS” CHAPLAIN. - One of the Chaplains of the Ar- my of the Potomac called on a Colonel no ted for his profanity, in order to talk about the religious interests of his men. He was politely receiyed, and beckoned to a seat on a chest. « Colonel,” said he; © you have one of the finest regiments in the army.’’ «| think so,”’ replied the Colonel. «Do you think you pay sufficient atten tion to the religious instruction of your wen ?”’ 4 Well, I dont know,” was the Colonel’s answer. ‘A lively interest,’’ remarked the Chap lain, ‘“ has been awakened m the Te- giment ; the Lord has blessed the labors of his servants, and ten men men have been already baptized! [This was a rival regi ment. ] «Is that so, pon honor ?”” asked the Col- onel. ¢¢ Yes, sir,” replied the Chaplain. ¢ Sergeant” said the Colonel te an atten- ding orderly, ‘have fifteen men detailed, immediately, to ba.baptized ; I'll be if [Il be outdone in any respect 1’? The Chaplain took a note of the interview, and withdrew. ER Sn, . [7 ‘ What can a man do,’’ said a green one. ** when the sheriff is seen coming up to him with & writin his hand 2” « Apply the remedy,” said the knowing one with a shrug. «* Remedy ! what kind of a remedy ’, « The Aeeling remedy you goose-—run!” > ye Prous Darkey.—“ Sam, why don’t you talk to your massa, and tell him to lay up his treasures in Heaven ?” Practical Sani. —: Whais de use of his laying up treasures dare, where he neber see um again The Grand Lincoln Ball. We take the following graphic account of the First BALL ever held in the Presidential Mansion, from the Baltimore American. It was given by her Ladyship, Mrs. President Lincoln, on Wednesday night last, and after reading this glowing description, our readers will agree with us that it was got up regard- less of expense, and proved altogether a mag- nificent affair, Why should it not be splen. did when the People pay the Piper. And how could it fail to be brilliant when graced by the elegant and accomplished Mrs. Lin coln, and the handsome, commanding pres- ence of * Honest Abe.” What the taxpay- ing people will say about this ‘: wagnifl- cent ’’ entertainment in these hours of dan - ger, financial and political difficulties and National gloom, may easilv be imagined. — It was the First BALL ever given at the White House ; and at suc ATiMe! Whilst the Union is rocked to its very foundation, and sacrifices multiply upon the people, whilst losses, dangers, and ruin stare our people in the face and they patiently bare all for the country's welfare their rulers revel in grandear and pleasure. o What wiil our religious people think of this splendid affair? Three days of Fasting, Humiliation avd Prayer, in one year, for our deliveraace from our National afflic. tions! The Throne of graco specially ad- dressed on each occasion, from the * God of Nations” that he would forgive our Nation. al sins and restore Union and peace ; & uni- versal petition throughout our land cvery Sabbath day, and thousands of daily prayers from honest hearts. for the same blessing, and after all this such a scene for the first time in our history in the White House.” [qn olden times, when afflictions and disasters came upon God’s people. their rulers hums bled themselves before Him, and mn sober ness and sack-cloth and ashes received Hig judgements, now their rulers make a feast, invoke the spirit of music, array themselves in robes of splendor, and ‘kill time,” in unwonted scenes of costly splendor, in the midnight revel, 1 dancing and gaity. — When will our rulers learn the propricties becoming the present situation of our un- happy country —and remember that * right- cousness exalteth 2 Nation Mas. LINCOLN'S BaLL.—The first Ball ever given in the White House came oft on * ednesday night last. Over eight hundred invitations were issued. The hour on the cards was eight, but it was late before the guests began to arrive, The first arrivalg of note were Secretary Welles and lady, Speaker Grow and lady, Senator Wilson and lady. By half-past nine o'clock the arrivals were ina continuous siream. Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln then stationed themselves ic. the cen tre of the Eist Room and received the guests. The company, on entering, presented the cards of invitation at the main entrance, and passed to the second floor, where the aparte wents where all throne open for dressing- rooms. They then returned to the hall and passed into the East Room paying their re. spects to Mrs. Lincoln and then to the Press ident. For one hour the throng moved in & current, and when the rooms were full the Marine Band stationed in their usual posi- tion, began playing operatic airs of the finest description. At eleven Mr. Lincoln gave his arm to Miss Browning, daughter of Senator Browning of [llmois, and Mrs. Lincoln, with Senator Browning. and others, soon foliowed and they passed through and through the different rooms. A large apartment was thrown open shout 12 o'clock, with an immense punch bowl ir the centre, and . andwiches, &e., around it. Only a few partook of these refreshments. — I'he supper was set in the d ning-room, and is considered one of the finest displays of gastronomic art ever seen in this counirv.— It was prepared by Maillard. of New York, and cost thousands of dollars. The bill of fare was : Stewed Uysters, Marieyes, Scolloped Oysters, Chatebriand, Boned Turkey, Chocolate, Pate de Fuigrass, Baveriun, ‘ Aspic of Torgul, Jelly, Patti Giblets, a-la- Cowmpettes, Fusisenz, Fruit, Chicken Saiad, a la- Glace, Parisienne, Bon- Bons, Fillet de Beef, Stuffed Turkey with Orange Glace; Biscuit Glace, Truffles, Fancy Cakes, Qnails, Rich Mottoes, Partridges, Flower Mottocs, Canvass Back Ducks, Charlotte Russe, asla= Parisicone, In the centre of the table was a looking glass and along it were ranged the fancy vieces of confectionery. At the head of the fable was a large helmet, in sugar, signify- ing war. Th na large fancy basket of sugar—a pagoda, temple of liberty, large pagoda, cornucopia covered with sugared fruits and frosted sugar, and fitting around 1 candy glasses apparently full of frothing beer, four bee hives, handsome Swiss cottage in sugar and cake, Chinese pagoda, on =z side table was a very large fort named, Fort Sandwiches, Fruit and Grapes | Pickens, made of cake and sugared. The mside was filled with quails, candied. The table fairly bent under expensive luxuries heaped one upon another. At 12 the dining-room was thrown open for inspec- ton, and guests passed mm and viewed it preparatory to the demolition of the artistic ile. P! About 11 Gen. McClellan and lady, and (len. Marcy and daughter, came in. ~All the Border State Senators and Members were present with their ladies, and most of the Members and Senators from the Northern States. Gov. Morton, of Indiana, and lady, Gov. Newell, of New Jersey, with handsome Mrs. Don Piat, wereamong the Governors. Near- ly all the Generals in the army were there. All the Foreign Ministers of any note were present. Lord Lyons was particularly good- numored, und chatted laushingly for some time with Mrs Lincoln. ‘Those who had eves for clothes noticed that about half the gentlemen wore dress coats, and but few had scrict party costume. The ladies were, however, dressed to the height of fashionable extravagance.