~ @he Democratic datchman. 9 VOL. 7. BELLEFONTE, THURSDAY MORNING, FEB. 6, 1862. Wiseellmgous, Parson Surely’s Experiment. A SKETCH FOR WEATHER GRUMBLERS. The small parish at Fallowdale had been for some time without a pastor. The mem bers were nearly all farmers, and they did not have much money to bestow upon the support of a clergyman ; yet they were wil- ling to pay for anything that could promise them any due return of good. In course of time it happened that the Rev, Abraham Surely visited Fallowdale, and, as a Sabbath passed during his sojourn, he held a meeting mn the church. The pecple were pleased with his preaching, and some of them pro- posed inviting him to remain with them, and take charge of their spiritual welfare. Upon the merits of this proposition there was a long discussior. Parson Surely had signified his willingness to take a permanent residence at Fallowdale, but the members of the parish could not so readily agree to hire him. ¢ I don’t see the use of hiring a parson,” said Mr, Sharp, an old farmer of the place. “He can do us no good. A parson can’t learn me anything.” To this it was answered that stated reli- gious meetings would be of great benefit to some of the younger people,and also a source of good to all. “I don’t know about that. [I've heard tell of a parson that could pray for rain, and have it to come at any time. Now if we could hit upon such a parson as tha. I would go in for hiring him.” This opened a new idea to the unsophis ticated minds of Fallowdale. The farmers often suffered from long droughts, and after arguing a while longer, they agreed to hire Parson Surely, on the condition that he should give them rain whenever they wished Sor it, and, on the other hand, that he would give them fair weather whenever they wished it. . Deacons Smith and Townsend were depu- tized to rake this arrangement known to the parson, and the people remained in the church while the messengers went upon their errand, When the Deacons returned, Mr. Surely accompanied them. He smiled as he entered the church, and with a bow he saluted the people there assembled. “ Well, my friends,” he said as he as- cended the platform in front of the desk. I have heard your request to me, and strange as it may appear, I have come to accept your proposal ; but I do it only on one condi- tion, and that is, that your request for a change of weather must be unanimous” This appeared very reasonable, since ev- ery member in the parish had a deep inter- cst in the farming business, and ere long it was arranged that Mr. Surely should be- come the pastor, and that he should give the people rain when they wanted it. When Mr, Surely returned to his lodgings his wife was utterly astounded on learning the nature of the contract her husband had entered into ; but the pastor smiled and bade her wait for the result. *“ But you know you cannot make it rain,” persisted Mrs, Surely ; “and you know too, that the farmers here will be wanting rain very often when there is none for them.— You will be disgraced.” a “1 will teach them a lesson,” returned the pastor. ‘‘ Ay, but you cannot be as good as your word ; and when you have taught it to them they will turn you off.” “ We shall see,” was Mr. Surely’s reply, and he took up a book and commenced read- ing. Time flew on, and the hot days of mid- summer were at hand. For three weeks 1t had not rained, and the young corn was be- gioning to curl up beneath the effects of the drought. In this extremity the people be- thought themselves of the promise of their pastor, and hastened to him. “Come,” said Sharp, whose hilly farm was suffering severely, ‘we want rain. You remember your promise.” ¢ Certainly,” returned Mr. Surely. “If you will call for a meeting of the members of the parish, I will be with them this eve. ping.” With this the applicants were perfectly satisfied, and forthwith they hastened to call the flock together. : ‘ Now, you will see the hour of your dis~ grace,” said Mrs. Surely, after the visitors had gone. Oh, 1 am sorry you ever under- took to deceive them so.” «¢ 1 did not deceive them.” ¢* Yes, you surely did.” ““ We shall see.” ‘So we shall see,’ added the lady. The hour of the meeting came round, and Parson Surely met his people at the church. They were all there—same anxious, the re- mainder curious.